/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

>>86243671
SNIFFFFF

I hate this world so much!!

>>86243732
*doesn't touch*

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>86243509
I am imagining it, now what

Day 19! Give it up for day 19!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Can someone put this on regular catbox so that it'll be there when I get home tomorrow?
>>86240834
Because holy shit.

>>86244040
samen

>>86244212
https://files.catbox.moe/54lzmx.jpg

Hewwo, how we doing tonight buds

My crypto shitcoin is mooning, gonna buy 20 of that plushie (dino and walfie)

>>86245027
I'm dealing with my nightly heartburn

>>86244958
Thanks, mate.

>>86245085
I played around with lots of different crypto a few years back. Made decent returns on it too. Then the Doge I'd invested on my exchange became inaccessible because of the SBF/Alameda shitshow a couple years back and I only got it back a few months ago. For that and other reasons I only use Monero and only buy and sell on Bisq these days, fuck custodial exchanges and their KYCfaggotry.

>>86245085
Buy the voice dramas and post them here please.

>>86245098
My sympathies chumbie, perhaps this choccy drink will help

Thoughts?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120482494

>>86245802
eh.

>>86245578
thanks chumbie

>>86245802
I don't have a pixiv account

>>86246116
goob morning

>>86246116
sleep tight buddy

>>86245899
Hmmmmm.
How bout this?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120818312

>>86246116
Oyasame

>>86245489
based monerochad, keep crypto scary
>>86245547
why dont you buy it too anon?

>>86246116
Goobnight

>>86246156
little money

HEELP I CANT SLEEEP REEEEEEEEEEE

>>86246268
Have some melatonin

>>86246116
sharkdreams

>>86246268
your brain isn't tired enough. stay still, focus on your senses, all of them at once. try really hard to pay attention to every little neuron impulse your brain is receiving and assess what qualities does it have.
catch yourself you started to tangent, just be there and feel

https://x.com/dra_renard/status/1839905099809689936
sex

Repent hereticbuds

I feel like eating my hole bag of burger flavored doritos.

>>86246819
Sounds tasty, I am having fried plantains

>>86246137
nice
nice.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>86246125
Is Superfann starting a baseball team?

>>86246966
Fried plantains? That sounds a lot healthier than what I usually eat for snacks, like bananas.
Have you ever seen the craziness behind bananas?

>>86246819
I really want to try burger doritos now

>>86247721
Depends upon what you mean by craziness, do you mean like how sugary they are?

Would you?

>>86248114

>>86246654

only 1 day left...

>>86248235
No, I'm not a cheating whore

>>86248367
Must sex

>>86248142
Don't mind me. I just watched a youtube video about bananas.

>>86248396
She looks awfully menacing here...

Ame said that Gura didn't talk to her at all for months back in october. She said she had no idea what was going on with her when someone asked because they hadn't talked at all recently.
That's how things reslly are. Gura likes Ame, but not enough to want to talk to or see her.
You're coping if you think they're going to stay friends.

https://www.youtube.com/live/1sMuXpAVILg

there it is :D

Not now Sanjeet

>>86248594
Off-topic tourist

>>86248594
That means there's only one other collab.
What's going to happen when it's not Gura?

>>86248701
I'm sure you'll bitch and moan for several threads about it

>>86248543
Timestamps or didn't happen.
And no, take your inevtiable "muh spoonfeeding" excuse and shove it up your ass. I'm not digging back through a month of VODs from almost a year ago on a wild goose chase for something that didn't happen because some monkey made one of his usual shit-smeared posts with his usual shit-smeared fingertips.

>>86248543
timestamp doko?

>>86248407
>cheating
But that's Gura dumbud

Baguraette honhonhon

>>86249070
that's Mumei wearing Gura's hoodie, dumbud

Does anyone else feel a little depressed when fighting "that boss" in Dark Souls 3? I'm also brought back to my boy from Demon's Souls.
Nostalgia can hit hat hard.

>>86249329
I probably will be if I ever play Dark Souls 3, I don't mind getting spoilered

>>86249195
I think you're trying to trick me... I would never confuse my wife with her sister... what is your endgame, susbud

>>86249390
Dammit I didn't think without spoiling. I'm sorry.
But the end is always up to interpretation.

lol, so one of the Ame collabs tomorrow is with Mumei. The 2nd one won't be Gura. She is in Japan right now recording her graduation stream.

>>86248877
The yesman cope is hilarious. They'll defend her no matter what and make all the excuses in the world for her behavior

>>86249628
huh? no I meant that I don't know what you're talking about because I never played Dark Souls 3 but I don't mind if you spoiler me because (If) I play it in the future it won't be anytime soon

>>86249457
>I would never confuse my wife with her sister
well you just did

>>86243657
I'm so coombrained everytime I see this pic in the catalog I think the icecream is a penis

The pagbot's setting itself up to gst BTFO'd again I see

>>86249771
That's just being conebrained

>>86249771
I think you need to get checked by a doctor if your penis has so many different colors

>>86249759
Get outta here fatbud

>>86249868

>>86249710
I'm sorry, I know some people can get really upset with spoilers.
You're the Chosen Undead

For King and Cunny!

>>86249953
ok but who is "that boss"? are you saying you're fighting yourself? idk who the chosen undead is either

We cool?

>>86250226
As a cucumber

>>86250226
ye

>>86250226
ye it's like 50F and it's raining alot

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>86250226
cold as fuck

>>86250384
>claims to love Gura
>won't even read her texts
ngmi...

What is she watching buds

>>86250460
our honeymoon tape

>>86250226
Ice cold

The Demon's Soul character is way too strong

>>86250460
Fembud Prime playing Pikmin and Ame's Valve mass-collab marathon
We are

Gura is cute.

>>86250864
Proof?

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

>>86250864
meds

>>86249668
>They'll defend her no matter what
I mean, this is the Chumbud thread so yeah.

>>86251869
>*we know what we're talking about so yeah

I don't mean to be unkind
but do you chumbuds think that this will affect Gura's career in hololive?
will the rest of Myth and Mumei be enough of an anchor for her to stay?

captcha: K4PHKV

>>86252191
no ame for sure means less chance of gura participating in those big all of EN collabs. as for sticking around? dont know

>>86252191
She will 100% stay, but things won't get better for us.

>>86252191
The hopeful part of me says that she still has a lot going for her and that if she was going to graduate, she would have done so over a year ago.
But the cynical part of me isn't blind to the hints. Ame's reasons for leaving - like wanting to do things she can't do in Holo - come to mind, the fact that she's apparently being used as a "guinea pig" for a model that Cover wants to use going into the future is ominous, and certain other things that I obviously can't mention because they're offtopic.
Let's just say I've been steeling myself for anything to happen in the next few months. My fingers are crossed, but I knew Gura before she joined Holo, and by God I will follow her anywhere she goes in the future.

>>86252554
Even if Gura ends up graduating the same way it won't be for a minimum of 6 months. You can't do a "trial run" of something like Ame is doing and draw a conclusion on whether it's successful or not after just a few weeks. It'll take a few months minimum, probably longer, to see how well it actually works. They also have to request to graduate month ahead of time, so if you combine that with my other point then it's extremely likely she's not leaving any time soon.

>>86252777
True, I should have been more clear that by "next few months" I was thinking like January at the absolute earliest.
However long that ends up being, I'll just focus on enjoying what time we have left together, at least in these forms - her as a shark and us as shrimps. I know it's what she would want.

>>86252981
>I know it's what she would want
No you don't. That is just cope because you don't want things to change. None of us know shit.

>Doomposting hours

>>86253110
Nope. (You) don't know shit because you're a newfag who doesn't know about the Choo Choo Charles incident where she explicitly said she wants us to enjoy the time we have together, and also a faithless retard who lacks common sense.
If you knew anything about Gura's personality at all, you'd know she'd at LEAST wants something as basic and uncontroversial as her fans to enjoy her streams. Pull your head out of your ass.

Where's the amesame collab?

>>86253335
There is no knowing, tard. She could have said that for many different reasons. She could want everyone to forget all about her to make leaving easier or maybe she's changed and thinks all of vtubing is cringe now.
You simply dont know, because you dont know her and you dont even know the specifics of her job. Stop pretending and stop coping.

She could've just talked to us. There really isn't any excuse. Just turn on the stream and talk to your fans that are hurting and miss you.
I think some of you haven't been here for four years and don't understand how big of a deal this is with Ame leaving.
You need to stop making excuses for her. There are none. It's been 20 days since we've heard anything from her and a week since the announcement. And her cold and distant behavior during the most painful time in the last four years for anyone who's been here supporting her from the beginning, is unacceptable for a supposed idol who purports to care about her fans.
You need to grow the fuck up and finally accept that she's made a huge mistake and it's not like this pattern of avoidance sprang up from nowhere.

>>86253315
This is the only time we can discuss the topic frankly before SEA hours commence and it goes back to being threadshitting fodder for brown people

Gura is obviously recording her own graduation live, and she'll follow Ame's footsteps in a few months.

>>86253447
/ggg/ will be rid of subhuman shipfags who know not to take the middle road? good riddance

love me Goob
this will never change
>b-but-
love me Goob

>>86253569
Not as much as I do tho

>>86253441
And there it is - denial. As predictable and transparent as it is desperate.
Look, this solipsistic "nobody knows anything for a certainty, what even is 'knowledge' or 'reality' really" strawgrasping postmodernist drivel cope is for edgy 14 year olds who still think it's deep. It's only logical that Gura wants chumbuds to enjoy her streams - there's plenty of upsides, there's no downside, and all the evidence points to it being the case in practice, while there is no evidence to the contrary.
She wants us to enjoy our time together - that's just reality. The writing's on the wall, so sack up and face facts already.

Gura gay

>>86253447
>>86253733

Don't bite bait.

I had a dream where I saw the frame of AmeSame Bloody Palace coop. It was so shocking, I woke up. It was DMC4 for some reason, I just wanted to share this, I'm going back to sleep now.

>>86254008
Sharkdreams

>>86253733
I'm sure you have no basis for knowledge, thats true, but you dont even have to go that far. You cant know whats in someone else's head even with logical deduction.
You are still coping. Inserting your """reality""" because you're scared.

>>86253733
>all the evidence points to it being the case in practice
Oh really? Since the choo choo charles stream huh? Seems like if she wanted us to enjoy the time since then, she'd oh I dunno, fucking stream?
If anything that's evidence she doesn't give a shit about the rest of her time in Holo since then.

too many words
I just think Goowa cute

goob morning
what's new?

Lotta bait to not bite. Its full of empty carbs.

Gura is a loli with a loli body

The signs are all there. Gura worked on her flexibility so she could cyb0rseggz us in 3D.

>>86254351
No response. Utterly btfo

Have you ever watched that godzilla minus one movie? I'm on a big kaiju kick now

>>86245098
Stop eating like shit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/04Qp1K6Lrls?feature=share
the yellow one.

The signs are all there. Of course my lovestory has to be the end of the world. I think I knew all of this before I was born and jumped in anyway. That would be something I would do. I'm retarded. And there's no way for me to know how badly I have messed up, at this point.

it's 8am squirmbeat
go to bed

I do what I want. And evil doesn't sleep.

>>86261368
>I do what I want
larping and shitposting is a full time job and hobby for you

Very funny, senpai.

Squirmbeat, you say? That would imply that I am already dead, right? But I only took one of the two green pills that had a skull on them. Soz I guess I'm only half dead. Or did you manage to get the other half in?

Did you lace my ketamin with graphene?

You did, didn't you?

>>86263046
Yes schizo, I'm in your walls. Your life is fucking over

I should see how bad it is and if my blood has already become magnetic.

>>86263131
What's gotten you all worked up, anon? Your alien probe need adjusting or something?

Bloop did nothing wrong.

>>86263569
Bloop is the hero Gotham needs but doesn't want.

That's a bit much. He certainly didn't do many things right.

What a turbulent time period. I have no idea what the next month is gonna look like. I should smoke more weed.

What if she sounds terribly ill today?

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this depressed shork until she becomes an emotionless doll T u T

We pray she gets better soon.

>>86264782
I will erect very hard

>>86265140
Why is this artist so mean to Gura?

>>86265198
He's a feistybud.

I just don't get it. Was there a sudden, undeniable urge to express herself through the archetype of the chimera? Or is there something more sinister going on? And why did Goobidiba choose to sing chimerieria?

Is it all the work of the realm of the subconscious?

oh nyo...
poor goob...

>>86252191
she is staying and Cover won't let her go
they are trying their best to solve Gura's problem

t. Investorbud

Hololive Collaboration Drinks

>Gawr Gura's Sparkling Blue Soda (430cal) $10
Full cup Sprite - 1.5oz Blue Curacao (NON ALCOHOLIC) - 2oz Whipped Cream
Fill clear cup with 3/4 ice
Pour full cup of Sprite
add 1.5oz of NON ALCOHOLIC Blue Curacao
Top with whipped cream and drizzle Blue Curacao

if gura doesn't show up in person during watsons last stream i will eat my gura nendo

>>86266118
lmaoooooo

>>86266270
Why do they always depict her as a literal child?

>>86266530
Because she is literally a child?

MY wife

>>86266530
Why do you think the drink is NON ALCOHOLIC

sorry, i am late to watching ame's vod.. Not even freakin a single appearance? like wtf really, not even sickness can excuse this behavior

>>86267198
Damn... I'm sorry you watched Ame's vod.

>>86267631
oh, there's a fuckton of amesame arts popping now.. many people love them as a pair.. and gooba not showing up even for "entertainment" purpose.. like i mean, you cant make this shit up.. At least exert an effort or something..

>>86267719
So true sis they like totes hate eachother oh em gee

Stale setup

>>86267719
I'm more offended that people think it's okay for Gura not to talk to us, but draw the line at her not collabing.

>>86267918
that is not my point! my point is showing up to fans in these times.. not fuckin disappearing for 20 days

>>86268233
ESL

>>86268090
thats exactly my point.. at least freakin show-up for us, not for amesame... like at least have a freakin reason to show-up.. cause the silence is really deafening!

>>86268341
Is this a bot? Why do you type like you don't have a cock? Fuck off

>>86268819
rape

so where is gura?

>>86270620
She "sick" so she apparently can't do anything for almost a month. Would be funny if she just miraculously recovers on the very day of the Myth collab.

>>86270733

Gura doesn't get out of bed unless there's merch, a holiday, a new group to overlap.

>>86270620

Ame probably told her to fuck off so Gura couldn't steal all the supas and views.

>>86270906
You're actually the most retarded poster her reddit spacer.

>>86271017
ESL

Goob morning

>>86271017
*here
>>86271043
Like how you immediately jump to that like the fag you are.

>>86270906
Fuck off nijinig

I'm honestly kinda disappointed that Gura and Ame didn't leave together. It's plain to see that Hololive is slowly going to shit and dying thanks to management at this point. They should have left together and started their own corpo.

Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.

>>86246756
no u

>>86271334
i hope its irl collabs like they do on twitch

>>86271334
I feel like I've seen this shitpost for several months now. Retarded bot

>>86271281
this thread will be rid of nasty shipfags? good riddance

>>86250226
Yeh.

How likely you guys think Gura is at Ame's how rn?

>>86271466
Unfortunately not happening since Ame lives with her shitty deadbeat family now

>>86271466
they arent friends. its all acting.

>>86271584
>can visit Mori's party no problem
>too shy to meet Ame's family

Why is he trying so hard all of a sudden? Did he just woke up and decided to shitpost?

MY Gurandma

>>86271649
They've known eachother before Hololive, tourist.

>>86271755
ive watched gura longer than youve been alive. its not real.

>>86271901
Weird angle today

I like Gura but if she's really not even able to show up for a final 1on1 collab with Ame then what even is the point anymore
I would actually be upset with her for not doing that

>>86271710
I really don't get it. Why does gura get shit on when there was nothing but silence when subaru didn't interact with aqua at all during her graduation.

>>86272066
Probably because nobody in /vt/ actually cares about HoloJP. It's the HoloEN board.

>>86271997

this is my first time here in months. about as often as gura streams.

>>86272137
Explains why the shitposting is a different kind of retarded.

>>86272137
Thanks for confirming that you're a retarded tourist I guess?

>>86272066
this isnt the jp community. no one here understands what theyre saying.

>Moving the goalposts to 1 on 1 collab
Too obvious

>>86272137
do you ever feel bad lying as much as you do?
you think we forgot you flopping yesterday?

>>86272066
Subaru and Aqua were never best friends and super close, Gura and Ame for sure are though

>>86272055
>some self-centered bitch is graduating on the best terms ever that allows her to come back for events and what not
>somehow this calls for mandated Gura-Ame collabs

>>86272227
schizo.

>>86272264
I gotta say, you could do a lot of retarded things, but to call Am self-centered has to be the peak of stupidity

>>86272264
Stop replying to yourself

>>86272319
Ame is pretty self centered for abandoning Gura all by herself in this hostile work environment to be honest.

>>86272441
dont talk about kiara like that

>>86272237
at last, someone with a proper understanding of the situation.. i dont why other buds defend a literal questionable silence

>>86272284
ironic when you've larped and shitposted all day for 3 years while working for free

>>86272561
ESL

>>86272561
ESL or retarded?

Trying to hard.

>>86272611
>>86272630
>ESL
the only counter-argument you can make? wtf?

>>86272750
>Expecting anything other than personal attacks

Gura will cry

>>86272319
She often boasted about how long she had been a streamer and all the hard work she had put into the scuffed 3D nobody actually asked for, she is that type of person that has the "I'm better because I've been doing this longer than you" mindset. Nobody is perfect I know, just stop begging

You think Gura would be okay with a face sitting request? She seems like the type to enjoy doing that kind of thing.

>>86272791
Im not ready for the last myth collab

>>86272708
why you anons still defending bad behavior at this point? lmao
a bunch of yes-man with no balls

>>86272750
Monkey

Do we like Ame here or not I'm so confused

>>86272849
Why can't you learn English?

>>86272798
> "I'm better because I've been doing this longer than you"
Literally show me one time Ame has said done this
You are mentally ill

>>86272841
What if she queefs on your mouth? Will you die?

>>86272844

it wont be myth because gura wont be there.

You know you can just ignore the schizo, right?

>>86273131
Yeah but making him upset and seeing him try harder in response is funny

>>86273057
I'd rather have her piss in my mouth honestly.

>>86273263

>>86273080
>reddit spacing
>>86273131
>someone comes into my room and shits on my bed
>dude just ignore him
No.

>>86273324
>>86271255

>>86272237
>Subaru and Aqua were never best friends and super close

>>86257194
I'm eating pretty healthy these days. I had chicken breast and eggs

>>86273263
I had to hide pretty much every single post since I went to sleep chumbie. You need to bite less bait

https://youtu.be/Trs-SFvMtYo?si=q3ImRHVuzcRtXEQ-

I just watched a video on undiagnosed autism in adults. I think me and gura have autism.

Goob morning retards

I don't see a future if this is how her health is.
It's become clear to me that its been health all along causing this hubbub (combined with truly dogshit communication, like maybe worst in the industry tier). But if for 2 years she cannot get over it and she's missing pretty much everything there is to miss, including anniversaries and her best friend graduating, than what are we really clinging to? That Gurandma can wheel herself before us on a good day and we're left wandering where she is for the rest of the year otherwise?
Graduations aren't just bad things. Sometimes they're needed closure, and a sick person that can't do her job leaving is perfectly understanble. We had a good run 2021.

My autistic sharkwife

I love Gura

>we

Goob abternoon retards

this general gets more shitty every passing day
goob morning

>>86276814
I really like the halo discussions though

I just watched a video on ADHD in adults and I also think Gura and I have it.

>>86276857
>>496321670

>>86276814
even yesterday wasn't bad compared to how it used to be, newfag

>>86243732
>*Le touché*

I sure hope it doesn't get really bad tonight for some mystery reason.

>>86276857
>halo discussions
it's just blogposting

where will gura be?

>>86277336
>Your subconscious telling you Gura deserves to be called out
At this point join our side.

>>86277336
I'll just make /cc/

Morning /ggg/, our thread is taking part in a divegrass match for /vt/ League 7 in about 20 minutes. Today's opponent is /mint/, and it will be a special matchup. Today we look not just to win, but to avenge Amelia Watson Appreciation Thread after we were denied an AmeSame matchup. Because of this, I replaced 2 songs in our music export with karaoke from Gura and Ame, and a certain player has new model, one that is elementary.
Stream here: http://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>>86273472

>>86276857
Same, they're rather comfy, makes me nostalgic for the old days where I'd wrap myself in a blanket and enjoy some gaming with my sister occasionally bringing me snacks and sitting with me.

Is it just me or is our resident schizo/obnoxious baiter trying to put in more effort than usual lately? They also seem more aggressive in their replies.

>>86277720
Nice

>>86277890
it's afraid

>>86277760
My sister actually played the whole halo trilogy with me

>>86243924
>*Lo touchõ*

Cheated on Gura and got a blowjob. Goomed in her mouth.

>>86277760
It brought back memories of all the easter egg hunting I did in halo 1 and 2.

>>86249164

Gura discussing her love for dark chocolate and hot black coffee and her rejection of vanilla and milk.

>>86250142
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>86278394
Still amazing that people actually got banshee through the tunnels in metropolis, flew up to the skyscrapers and found the scarab gun and giant soccerball

>>86277720
Kicking off now
http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

>>86278579
That one is probably my favorite easter egg. They don't do secrets like that for games anymore

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1796569039931855157

Hey yesman retard. Where is the Ame/Gura stream. You said one of the secret collabs was going to be with her. It's Ame/Mumei and nothing else so far. Looks like you were wrong again.

>>86276491
She's not sick. That's just an excuse she uses because she hates streaming. She's in Japan right now recording her graduation stream.

>>86278363
In whose mouth?

>>86254111
>>86254351
>>86255191
Actually I went to sleep and jwu. Sorry, you were wrong again.
Not that any response was needed, considering your spineless denialposts were bereft of any argument, logic, or even basic reading comprehension, and you thoroughly blew yourself out without me having to lift a finger.
Yes, you can definitely know what's going on in other peoples' heads using logic, reason and evidence - deal with it and stop hiding from the truth with this solipsistic epistemological strangulation cope. And no, the lack of streams is undeniably not "evidence" that she doesn't want us to enjoy ourselves, because unlike her feelings regarding us enjoying her streams, the reasons for her not streaming actually ARE unknowable. Oops, your red herring died..
You may as well have offered me your concession, and I accept it. Time to stop desperately squirming like a weaselly little pussy, give up the copium, and face facts.

>>86279137
2 more weeks sis

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>86279137
sololive announcement stream screencap this

>>86267719
>>86268233
This isn't your average everyday ESL...
This is...
ADVANCED ESL

>>86271342
BURN APOSTATE

Gura trained her flexibility so she could cyb0rseggz us in 3D.

>>86278409
La basé

I've been in bed all day, but now I have to get up and go buy groceries because eating is a thing we have to do.
Sometimes I just wanna sleep.

>>86278724
GOGOGOGO

Gura is sick. Its that simple.

It was a close match, but in the end, we were able to win and avenge /awat/. What a nailbiter. I'm happy that we won this match in particular because of how the team has played in the past. Quarter finals match tomorrow, 10 AM PDT/ 1 PM EDT against /mogu/. Thanks for coming to support the team.

>>86280630
Twas a good match. I still hate Shark Mascot even though he had some clutch moments.

>>86279803
I made her extra sick by sexually bullying her T u T

>>86280630
BASED

Gura hates Ame..

>>86281292
Based

>>86279734
Same but that's because I have a horrible hangover.

Where's the "Ame, you fuckin' did it! ToT" clip

>>86279803
Yes. sick of streaming and her fans.

>>86281335
For me I think it's just the good old chronic depression that's been kicking in lately.
Don't worry, I'm not about to doompost or whatever here because of it. I don't want to bring anyone down to my level.

>>86281628
Just take antidepressants

Don't take their pills, chumbie. Just take some horse tranquilizer.

We will find out if the EN graduation queue is real

>>86282498
Gura is thinking about early 2025, Ame is trialing the new graduation type for her right now
Cover doesn't wanna lose Gura for merch and mascot reasons

For some reason I'm in the mood to play MGS again. I love this series.
Every few years I get the urge to play through it again.

Smells like nijifags in here.

Smells like stinky fembuds in here.

Smells like teen spirit.

What do Gura's farts smell like?

>>86282698
How do you know if she is leaving 2025? Even if she did they would never post that she left because that would be bad for them. They would have her doing very little kinda how she is right now.

>>86283307
Depends on the season, sometimes they smell fruity like strawberries.

did I miss anything in the last 10 hours

...so did ame reveal the 2nd collab?

>>86283479
No

>>86266270
More importantly there's a Gura towel for sale there and I wish I could get it dearly.

>>86283561
What is with the best Gura merch not being offered by Hololive but by random collabs? First the tail pillow and now this.

>>86283561
How much is the gura towel? Where is the link?

That animation is cute. This woman really is a child, please just let her sleep.

>>86283678
Haha, link? You either roll up to a Round1 or pray you can get it from a reseller.
https://www.round1usa.com/hololive

I shat my pants.

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

>>86283845
Did you really?

>>86283845
Sometimes this happens when I fart too hard

>>86283765
The nearest Round1 is like 150 miles away...

>>86284007
Don't worry about it too much, it says while supplies last so even if you did go there's a hilariously high chance they'd run out of stock while you're in the absolutely retardedly huge line that will be underestimated yet again.

>>86284007
I rolled 300.
I will be buried with no limited merch.

Do my American brothers really shart that much? I've only sharted once in my life but it turned out I was really sick. I swear I went to the toilet like 50 times within 48 hours. I was pooping just water at some point.
Definitely the cleanest my bowels have ever been that time.

https://x.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1840113604013547567
https://x.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1840113604013547567
https://x.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1840113604013547567

>>86284315
No. It wouldn't be funny if it was common.

https://x.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1840113604013547567
GET FUCKED DOOMPOSTERS

>>86284457
goobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagoobagooba

GURA CONFIRMED GURA CONFIRMED GURA CONFIRMED GURA CONFIRMED GURA CONFIRMED

People doubt too much. This happens so much that I suspect people doompost on purpose for (You)'s

>>86284489
Oh no the rrats the drowning in the aquarium!

So what was the point of all this shitposting again?

I'm happy she's alive.

I apologize and take everything back
THEY ACTUALLY ARE LOVERS AND THEY ARE THE FINAL COLLAB YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Quick quick change angles to why Gura hasn't tweeted about this or had any activity at all since her retweets.

>>86264873
>>86265140
>>86269567
>>86281226

>>86284578
I don't know. Shitposters always jump the gun

>>86284578
People want (You)s

>>86284578
There was doomposting? I never read any of it.

You didn't doubt true love, did you?
Of course it would be the final 1 on 1 collab.
Ame and Gura. Gurame. Amesame. A story of two girls in love.

>>86278490
I love s’ghetti!

Chumbies what does it mean when my muscles constantly twitch. Is it the stress leaving my body?

>>86284826
Magnesium deficiency

Looks like its a max 2 hour stream to fit between Mumei and minecraft. The fact that she had to move minecraft means Gura hasn't been communicating until now.