/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>86181883
SNIFFFFF

Day 19! Give it up for day 19!

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

>>86181877
I want to sexually destroy that creature T u T

>>86181914
There was no merch stream.

>>86181914
my nigger in christ
>her oshi graduated
>her wife is soft graduating
>tummy hort
>her dwelling may or may not be in one piece
>womanlet shitposter hyperintrovert autist becomes a cunny goddess worldwide with brand deals every month, pretends to be somewhat normal about it
this isn't being a yesbud and i still loathe her ghostings, but when you look back I'm god damn proud of her

There is also a chance Gura is without power so it's possible she doesn't join

>>86182570
She ghosted us for the past 18 days with power.

>>86182570
Deserved, her fault for living in republican california.

No stream tonight, i can't feel it, i can't feel HER

I have not eaten in over 1 week now, whenever i am in the kitchen my new fucking neighbors always come knocking on my kitchen window to talk about some shitty thing, like the economy, so i simply have not gone to the kitchen, or outside in 1 week now. Can i call the police on them? Leave me alone while i'm cooking ffs

>>86184617
Gura u need to go hoptal

Dick hort, need Gura to fix it.

>>86184887
I can fix your dick, mister

Gura loves to smell me specifically https://youtu.be/LXxJjFE--94?t=2

There's a calm surrender
To the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind
Can be turned away
An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you

https://youtu.be/yw3RoeSbYJ0

>>86181895
Gura should kill herself fr

>>86185263
i laffed

Hello friends I love Gura and I hope she's doing fine.

>>86185352
Who the fuck are you?

Look chums, i catched some fish

whenever i feel sad i just remember 2.0 gura rizzing me

Skibidoo, my fellow zoomers. Say, rizzle me this, senpai: what did Goobidiba mean by singing chimerieria? Why, my fellow zoomers, did Wawa even make a song about biblical abominations? Did we know that she was into that kind of stuff?
Captcha: NT8AR

>>86185711
i weawy wike youw... body

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

shark shagging

>>86185821

>>86185466
Nice fishe

Gura cute?

Gura dangerous?

>>86186215
Ye

>>86186390
Ye

>>86185046
thank you! I'm already starting to feel better.

So Ame is part swedish?

stream next week?

>>86186764
Gura will stream directly into my mouth

>>86186821
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>86185821
Cringe

Gura said she wanted to pee in my hole and then laughed menacingly

No, at this point I'm back to where I was last year. I missed the rapture and I'm stuck here in tribulation for the next six years while I'm being tempted and tricked from all sides and directions. One seventh of the way is already done but I don't think that I have been doing too well.

>>86185800
The Chimera isn't from the bible. It's a legendary creature from Greek Mythology that has a lion's body, a goat's head, and a snake for a tail. Also it breathes fire it's one of the offspring of Typhon and Echidna.

I don't love Gura, I love Gabby now!

>>86187305
Oh, so that's why she made a song about it. Thanks, zoomer.

>>86181909

Sex with a fembud.

Sex with a buttbud.

aww, I was hoping the portal 2 collab would be with Gura...

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>86172590

>>86187928
Why is sodachan raping Gura?

I'm an idiot
Captcha: DPDMM

>>86186215
Gura ugly.

>>86185204
TAKE ME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

No Gura today, so i'm going to bed early, see ya chumbies

>Gura isn't in the TF2 collab
Are you actually joking right now Gura? Wtf is wrong with you? I swear it's just constant disappointment with this woman.

My muscles are twitching again

>>86188726
Ofcourse she isn't in any of the Ame collabs, what the fuck do you expect? Do you really think she will turn up and just sit there sobbing uncontrollably for 3 hours? Tard

I won't bite the bait.

>>86188791
Oh shut the fuck up with this. It's just a fucking game (that she even talked about playing before) and she can't even be bothered to show up for that.

>>86188825
Pointing out that she isn't bothering to show up for the TF2 collab isn't bait.

>>86188825
Don't bite it chumbie

>>86188947
I've been getting better at it recently.

>>86188874
>It's just a fucking game
That's the dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen in ggg ever, your brain is that of a serialkiller with 0 empathy & 0 sympathy, it's not "just a fucking game"; it is Ames last farewell you fucking cumguzzling retard

>>86188923
have you looked at Ame's schedule yet moron? save your energy for when it's actually over

>>86188791
Fucking faggot retard. She wasn't crying at all during ENReco. She isn't in a state where she's crying uncontrollably.
She either doesn't give a shit about hololive and her fans OR she can't stream because her set-up is under 3 feet of water.

>>86189023
I suppose it wont stop him from responding to himself though

>massive hurricane sweeping through her neck of woods
>durr why isn't she streaming!?

>>86189049
This thread will be rid of nasty shipfags? good riddance

>>86189049
>it is Ames last farewell
That just makes Gura not even bothering to show up for this collab even worse.
>>86189075
Gura isn't listed in the participants of the TF2 collab.

>>86189075
If Gura can stream right now but chooses not to, then that's extremely disappointing. I think a lot of these retards are baiting or want to shit on her, but Gura not showing up as much as she can for Ame's last week in hololive feels really, really bad.

>>86189221
>Ocean Charity
>+2 extra collab streams TBD
>Myth collab

just how many amesame streams do you need? dipshit

Goob should come live in the west coast with me.

its so over, i think her house is also gone, 4 years worth of her income gone in second

>>86189396
The collab Gura is confirmed in is the Myth collab and its just disappointing that she didn't bother to show up for TF2 collab despite saying she liked it.

This bot is boring

Some people keep looking for any excuse to be mad at gooba.
It's only ever about them.

better oshi exist chumbies

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Gura
Wife

Gura
Gurandma

good thing my new oshi appreciate my effort

https://youtu.be/wh3uX1ecn5k

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>86190298
I love chumbieprime forma de gato

>Shion comes back to spend quality time with Aqua before she leaves
>Gura ghosts even harder before Ame leaves
Really makes you think....

Do you think that guy ever found his gallons?

>>86190466
she is critically ill, please understand

>>86190574
Yes, the "illness" is called not giving a fuck and she's been doing a whole lot of that.

>>86190636
told you already to find better oshi

>>86184617
Are they hungry? Maybe you can give them some bacon or something

>>86190478
Probably in a landfill by now.

>>86190676
Nah, I'll continue to expressed disappointment in her and I'm not obligated to watch whatever vtuber you're trying to shill.

>>86184617
no need to, just play some ISIS music and they will leave you and your kitchen

>>86190919
Continue being a heartless bitch then I suppose? Hasn't worked for you so far.

>>86190919
she will never change, good luck on that
its clear she didnt even care about her fans effort at all

>>86190919
Better than a yesman but still useless tho

Are there people pretending to care about Gura and what she does or doesn't do hanging around in the thread again?
Stop trying to make drama.

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>86182177
Same desu

>>86191046
nta but she did change, for the worse, I want the Gura back that used to genuinely care

>>86191128
A little bit of communication isn't hurting anyone, but its clear since she doesnt care.

>>86191256
best you can do is to find a better oshi

>>86189905
counting the chickens before they hatch and pretending that there's nothing wrong with doing so, therefore bait

>>86191258
but she already gave us communication

did you even still alive gura?

>Not even in TF2 collab
grim, absolute grim

No more (You)s

>>86191386
Yeah anon, she's definitely been too sick to do anything the past 19 days.

>>86191256
Tell Gura that

>>86191386
right? damn chumbies are so ungrateful cunt

>>86191592
moving the goalposts

>>86191295
>>86191691

As an ex-chumbud I do love to post here when my oshi is not streaming

buy

>>86191789
That's not moving the goalpost. That's pointing out that it isn't a satisfactory or reasonable explanation for being gone for most of the month (again).

>>86192085
>no dinogura
Cover is dropping the ball again

>>86192085
fine i will buy

>>86192107
proof that she lied or your mother will die in her sleep in a few weeks

>>86182177
I'm proud of her as well

>>86192085
give me an incentive

>>86192119
Agreed, Dino Gura is hololive's greatest merch item

>>86192085
how do I buy them

>>86192258
My daily chicken breasts are baking chumbies. I sure do miss wing stop though

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>86192085
Gura fumo?!

>>86182177
>her dwelling may or may not be in one piece
I laughed at this, my fellow surgeon will think i’m insane now
Proud of my sharkie, she achieved so much

>>86192523
That doesn't even look like a fumo, anon...

>>86192282
A dinogura rerun would still make a ton of money. I really don't know why they haven't yet.

>>86192258
i’ll give you another free (You)

>>86192653
i saw dino gura from china at ebay, looks convincing, might buy one to compare

>>86192085
I need them, how do I get them
Please tell me we can buy them outright and I don't need to drive 75 miles to attempt to win them from a crane machine or some shit
>>86192653
I'd buy 13 more to have an even 20

>>86192630
I'll make you look like a fumo

>>86192726
Your mom is a fumo

>>86192701

>>86192875
frogura...

>>86192875
that one looks chinese

>>86192658
sold!

I sadly think Gura is about to leave hololive

>>86192859
Nyo....

they wont let her you utter nincompoop

>>86192085
seriously how do I buy these

Other hololive members hint when they meet Gura in person.
Gura said she was anxious about getting ready to travel for holofes in a member's post on February 21. Five days later, Kaela tweeted "a". She was in Japan at the time and it's almost assuredly when she met Gura.
Feb 26 - https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1762176546041958725
One week later, Bae posted "bloop".
Mar 4 - https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1764845361066373431
Two days after that, Kaela posted "a" again.
Mar 6 - https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1765443444493975823

Gura went to Japan some time during her break in July-August to record the Myth anniversary 3D live and maybe Breaking Dimensions as well. This is the only time it could have happened because that's when Kiara and Ina went to Japan, Mori had recovered from her surgery, neither Gura nor Ame were streaming, and we know the anniversary live was recorded after Myth One Block in June.
On July 26th, Miko probably came across Gura at the studio at this time and posted "a". This was the same day that Gura and Ame did the spelling bee stream, which might mean that Ame and Gura were hosting it together at the studio. This would also explain why Gura's audio sounded different than normal.
July 26 - https://x.com/sakuramiko35/status/1816710036476878867

Kaela just posted "a" again. It doesn't seem like she's in Japan, but she posted a pic of Japanese strawberry milk pudding a couple days ago.
Sep 26 - https://x.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1839382400251625763
So Gura might be in Japan. Maybe she's there to escape the storm in order to make sure she can stream for Myth's final collab.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>86194530
Fuck off, schizo.

>>86194709
samen

>>86192231
There isn't any proof that she's been too sick to do anything for the past 19 days. You extrapolating that interpretation from it isn't proof

>>86195461
>>86192231
Poorly-programmed bots samefagging

Why didn't any of you post this?
>>86173734
>>86174487
Seems like these voice dramas include sections of them talking together about their memories of each other and their time together over the past four years.

Goob abternoon retards

>>86195782
There are no real chumbuds left in this thread.

>>86195782
Much appreciated chumbie. Everyone dispersed momentarily because of the shitposting.

>>86195782
I'm pretending the voice dramas don't exist because despite five (5) fanbases being interested they are somehow not being shared.

>>86195933
good morning to me

>>86196243
It’s abternoon…

A cute cashier girl at the the gas station I frequent accidently said "love you" when I paid for my things and left.
This must be like when you accidently call your teacher "mom", it just sort of naturally slips out of your mouth without thinking, though this is the second time she's done this.
Regardless I pretended it didn't happen. Still hearing someone say they love you even by accident really can make someone's day. I feel good now.

>>86196462
I'm happy for you chumbie

>>86196462
This is the second time and you didnt say I love you back... youre so mean

>>86195782
>Why didn't any of you post this?
because I don't use global

>>86195782
I use global, but that was while I was asleep and I haven't read old threads in years.

>>86195782
That Gura pick has strong "My favorite Myth memory is when Council showed up" energy.

>>86196462
Huh, you know back in the day like really far back, one of my teachers kept asking if I wanted to extra help after lessons, this happened after I once accidently called her mom, didn't think much of it.

>>86196462
try to ask her out

>>86196130
Well I wrote >>86194530 as well. So you probably think I'm one of the shitposters anyways.
>>86196687
>>86196736
I didn't find it in global. I found it in Ame's general. I don't go to global either.

>>86196821
based

>>86196462
Are you sure you didn't just mishear her say "thank you"?

Gura is going to keep waiting for Ame...

>>86197150
>So you probably think I'm one of the shitposters anyways.
You are. You even added doxxfaggotry to that post.

Ame's TF2 participants:
Ame
Kiara
Ina
Fauna
Kronii
Shiori
Bijou
FUWAMOCO
Elizabeth
Cecillia
Gigi
Raora
It's depressing Gura's not there, but I guess I'm happy for the others getting a chance to play with her before she leaves.

>>86197930
Source?

>>86196855
It sounds like your teacher actually thought you were a dumdum and needed extra help.

MY wife

One of my birds gets really agitated when I do burpees

>>86197998

>>86197930
damn they playing 6s or something

>>86196100
im working
do i have to be a neet to be a real chumbud

>>86197930
>Talks about liking TF2 in members
>Doesn't participate in an actual EN TF2 collab
Wtf is Gura's problem?

>>86197930
I'm guessing this is from fwmc waiting room?

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

She could show up without a POV for any of these. You can't trust anyone listing participants. You have to watch it all.

>>86197998
The description of FWMC's frame.
https://youtu.be/SOSlMy19ft0

>>86198298
I usually wait for the tourists to flood the thread

get btfo'd, retard

>>86198362
You mean the actual Hololive fans.

>>86198080
Hello again agitated bird bud
Does it get upset if you do any other exercise, or just burpees

>>86198395
I guess you could call them that. I only like watching a few gura approved girls

>>86182570
No she's not. Her part of the state was hardly affected. Got some rain bands and winds gusts to 30 mph.

>>86198417
My bird also gets agitated when I rustle clothing and trash bags. She doesn't mind when I do pushups though. I guess anything that involves jumping will get her agitated

>>86198496
It's completely flooded, you dumbass

>>86189140
>her neck of the woods
Why are people so retarded? The Hurricane didn't hit her part of the state. Her area was barely affected. Just some rain showers and 30mph wind gusts. You people will make excuses for everything. Why didn't she stream the past 2 weeks then? Was she affected by a hurricane then? Fucking retard

welp
off to hang myself

>Gura's not in it
Told you. What a disappointment.

>>86198661
her womb is flooded with my goom ToT

>>86198943
I'm not disappointed because I wasn't expecting her in the first place. Pessimism wins again.

>>86198661
Not her area, retard. Learn meteorology.

Are people being mean to my daughterwife again? Please leave her be.

>>86198943
my copium is with this many people she wouldn't say shit anyway (spelling bee was different since she had a co-host role)

>>86199110
Theres no helping it chumbie. Some people love to hate, especially on the internet

>>86199110
No. She honestly deserves to get bullied for her shitty behavior.

>>86198943
introductions was too much for her please kys

>>86198905
Same desu

>>86199230
I want to go back in time and kill you and all her bullies

>>86199084
Literally look at the news, you subhuman shithead.
You must not even know which city it is.

looks like itd be girl noise bombs anyway judging from the participants

>>86199230
wheres gutsbud

>>86199183
>>86199249
They're in seperate calls for the teams. Stop with this stupid cope already. Gura has no excuse for not participating.

>so many screeching girl noise bombs
I understand why Gura didn't join

Baguraette honhonhon

Is it the same retard posting on cooldown?

>>86199408
I want a 1-1 collab Gurame style. I don't really feel like watching advent

Even I can not defend Gura anymore...

>>86199084
It didn't directly hit her but her county issued a mandatory evacuation yesterday for zone A which is where she lives because of storm surge.

>>86199408
Go look at the news

>>86199230

There won't be a final amesame colalb huh? Bummer .

>>86199494

>>86199349
The problem is that she wasn't bullied for the right reasons.

Why do people live on the east coast if it has so many natural disasters? Everyone should move to the west coast

>>86199715
La basé

>>86199504
Seems like it's a threadshitter and a retard pretending to know more than he does.

>>86199408
>im going through a rough health spot currently, but lets celebrate together once i’m feeling a bit better yes!!
when she returns, akasupa her and call her liar. i dare you.

>>86199608
How do you know?

>>86199783

>>86199770
I don't think bullying helps zoomers. They either turn into freaks or mass shooters these days.

>>86199781
t. Commiefornian refugee, then you'd just be trading natural disasters for manmade disasters

>>86199608
MEIDOS

You know how I know the Myth event is prerecorded? Gura is in it

>>86199920
Move to a red west coast state. California isn't the only west coast state you know.

>>86198717
>Why didn't she stream the past 2 weeks then?
Sometimes I feel like /ggg/ are bots or something. This is one of the few times she left an excuse for not being around and you niggers are debating hurricanes or whatever

>>86199865

>>86199781
>just move to the part of the country with earthquakes

>>86199533
she doesn't need defending, especially not from the likes of you

You do realize Gura doesn't like multiple people collab because she gets overwhelmed right?

>>86199781
I live on the east coast except it's up north and near the edge of the continent, the weather's mostly okay here. Sorry about that huge fire that brought smoke your way a while back, that's not normal.

Halloween is tomorrow!!

>>86200378
she's just like me... I really hate having to hear ERB and FWMCs constant screeching

>>86200378

>surely gura will be playing portal with ame today!

>>86200007
Eurobud? Not being mean, genuine question.
I ask because the only two other states on the contiguous west coast are Oregon and Washington, which are also blue shitholes. You could go to Nevada or Idaho or something, but those are too far inland to be considered "coast".

>>86200023
Saying that you're "sick" isn't a valid excuse to fuck off for most of the month especially when she keeps fucking off.

>>86200378
You're right. That's why she never did any ENReco streams and never joined any of the undokai events.

>>86200378
They are literally in seperate calls for the teams anon. Stop with this dumb excuse already.

>>86199887
Nyooo, don't make Gura pull a Columbine

>>86200512
Yes it is, are you daft or something? Stop your daily fucking complaining here.

Bijou didn't show up so it's 5v6 right now, so the teams are unbalanced.

For King and Cunny!

>>86200734
What the FUCK biboo…

>>86200769
For s’ghetti too!!!

/ggg/ disapproved holoEN chuubas do not bring them up:

>ERB
homowhores won't be tolerated and just because this bitch once said "I hate bullies" on stream doesn't mean she's now immune from criticism
>Bijou
rude, annoying, cringier version of Bae
>Ame (in the context of shipping)
just go to global bruh
>Fuwamoco
rude, annoying, cringeworthy, self-absorbed, too /jp/, worst fanbase
>Kiara
drama bait, yab bait, me-me-me

My cutie patoot.

Are faggots done shitposting yet? I'd like a Halobud status update. Sorry if I missed anything, I just slept for like twelve hours.

>>86200734
made ame go spectate damn ....

>>86200494
Oh, I live in the southwest and I always thought it was considered west coast

>>86194530

I will ship my wives all I damn well please

My dino figures came today.

>>86200486
no it's Nerrissa

>>86200879
I love s’ghetti!

I am so mad right now

>>86201217
good, faggots like you are the reason I don't feel sad about Ame's graduation

>>86201015
I finished it yesterday >>86161775
the replies tried to discourage me from playing Halo 4, but I'm gonna try it anyway

>>86201528
No, the reason you don't care is your own homosexuality

>>86201649
Cute

>>86201015
You assholes talking about Halo these past few days makes me want to play it again, but not quite enough to dust off my OG Xbox HUGE or fuck with an emulator.
I wonder if my old Xbox still somewhat works. That thing makes a lot of noises, no other dying console I've had makes the same amount of groaning noises like my old Xbox did.

>>86201614
Gratz chumbie! Glad you liked it! Curious to see how your feelings evolve, if at all, through multiplayer/repeat playthroughs/etc.
I do think Halo 4's worth playing at least once, despite its flaws. A subpar Halo is still an above-average shooter, after all.
Think you'll do 5 or Reach after 4?

I've never played halo but I kinda wanna try it out too now

>>86201976
My OG xbox is my only console from that gen that still works. My ps2 and gamecube are long dead

>>86201976
>>86202074
I would suggest getting MCC on Steam, but my dignity forbids me from advising anyone to give Microsoyft money for any reason
How experienced are you bud with piracy/emulation >>86202074 ?

>>86198943
>Wanting to watch 5vs5 tf2 slop when you wouldn't even be able to hear her
Retard, if you really loved her you'd watch a vod instead of moaning about something so stupid

>>86202400
I only magnet anime episodes but I don't think I've ever pirated or emulated a game before... too scary

Thats it. I'm going to replay all the halo games on keyboard and mouse this time.

>>86202039
well I heard it's even worse, so probably not unless its on a deep sale, I'm playing 4 because it's part of the master chief collection, and it was on sale for like 10$ or so when I bought it. I'm probably gonna replay the series again some day, but I don't think I'll do multiplayer

>>86202675
I haven't pirated a game since I downloaded a virus when I was 14

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

>>86201191
Are you retarded? AI isn't capable of collating different tweets like that. Nor would it know about shit like her members posts, when she and the others are traveling, or if her audio sounds different. You're literally too dumb to post here.
But if you think that's an AI post, then reproduce it using openAI or something, you stupid faggot.

>>86202882
I hope it's an ergonomic keyboard that doesn't use Cherry MX reds
captcha YAAY

>>86202650
>real chumbuds want less Gura
Die in a ditch you stupid larping faggot. Go back to whatever whore company general you came from.

>>86200604
>>86200609
how often did she engage with more than two people at once? you can't do that in a team shooter

>>86203221
rope yourself, real chumbuds don't want her to partake in these mandated collabs

>>86200512
Saying your sick is in fact a valid excuse you knuckledragging subhuman.

>>86200734
biboo's internet is bwoken :( (but she wants to join)
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1839756031859273929

>>86203492
>>86200936

Gura cute.

>>86203493
my sick?
i agree

>>86202907
I forgot I asked about "5 *OR* Reach" and thought you meant anon told you Reach was worse than 4, and I nearly had an aneurysm lmao
Yeah I'd say just do 4 and Reach, thankfully Reach also comes with MCC. Honestly it's probably for the best that you end on the last Bungie game, send off the franchise on a high note.

>>86203408
No one believes you're a chumbud, faggot.
Go the fuck back to your phasecuck general, you dumb motherfucker.

>>86203605

>>86202178
The Gamecube died before the Xbox? I thought nintendium was indestructible. But I guess it's the outer shell that's indestructible and not the hardware.
Actually I think my Gameboy Color still works. I remember finding it a couple of years ago and when I stuck a couple of batteries in it, wiggled them around a bit because the coils where bent to shit from overuse.
It actually turned on. I won't lie, my eyes welled up a bit watching that pokemon gold intro again in that format. Nostalgia overload.

>>86203571
kek

>>86203707
>Reach was worse than 4
No offense anon, but you have shit taste. 4 wasn't even made by bungie and they added sprint and loadouts to make it like call of duty. It's like someone skinwalking Gura. The only halo games that exist are 1-3, Reach, and ODST.

>>86203801
Anyon...

>>86203965
Ye, I'm not sure what happened to it. I can probably fix it if I replaced the little thing that reads the discs

>>86204038
your reading comprehension reps...

>>86204519
gura loves the nyamunaminay

>>86204038
What >>86204522 said dumbud, I almost had an aneurysm because I thought *someone else* said Reach was worse than 4. I absolutely love Reach and would play it over 4 any day.

>>86203707
oh sry, somehow my eyes skipped over Reach, I was referring to 5, I started with Reach because it's the first game chronologically and I liked that it ended exactly where Halo 1 started.
so far I'd rank Halo 2 the highest, I genuinely had a ton of fun playing it, I will 100% play it again. then
>Halo 1
>Reach
>ODST
>3

>>86204519
i am indifferent towards the nyamunyamunyami

>>86204115
Nyeees Anyon?

>>86204519
I hate the nyamunyamy.

>>86202650
>>86203408
>Salutations, my fellow chumtomos! It's a good thing Gura isn't joining this collab with Olivia Watson today. I know WE would HATE seeing her having fun with these other holo livers whose names escape me temporarily. By the way, I was looking around youtube and this really cool vtuber company was recommended to me. Reaallly funny, you should check them out while Gura's gone! Anyways, have a good one. Ostushark!

Real anti hours.

>>86204965

>>86201976
they made me download the MCC
halo 1 just is as good as i remember

I want to use Guras butthole as a pocketwarmer

>>86205301

>>86205473
DEVOUR

>>86204791
Ahhh, nyaruhodo
In that case I guess it's a bit unfortunate you're ending off on 4, but at least your experience might be somewhat similar to what lots of us experienced in 2012. Like I said, even if it's a bad Halo it has redeeming qualities and it's at least decent by shooter standards, so I hope you enjoy yourself regardless.

>>86204791
Glad you liked halo 2 the most chumbie. Most people think I'm weird for preferring 2 over 3

I got banned by a camgirl, 3rd this month and Gura isn't here to make it better, and i have no candy to drown my sorrow in and the stores are closed

>>86205355
In my mind, that drive along the beach from the LZ to the cartographer tower is one of the most iconic driving sequences in all of gaming

>>86204165
The little laser eye thing? I have the same problem with my old Xbox
I wonder if it was a good idea to not include the disc drive in consoles because they're often the first thing to fail which cost the companies money and a lot of hassle with people looking to replace or fix their consoles.
But if you don't include a disc drive with your absurd price no one wants it.

>>86204791
If you are going to replay them, look at the steam workshop for mods. One I would recommend is halo CE: rebalanced, uncut for halo 2 and Kat's halo 3 rebalance

>>86206562
ohhh there's mods?! I didn't even notice the workshop button, awesome will do.

i want a mod that replaces all the grunts with dino guras

Gigi is bringing up the transcontinental cock meme image on Ame's stream

>>86206562
Thanks for the heads up chumbie

CAN YOU GUYS SHJUT APP ABOOT HALOOOOOO? I AM SO SICK AND TRIED ABOUT HEEEEARING XBOX WANKERS

>>86205574
From an overall level design, balance and feature-innovation standpoint I think it's fair to say that 3 is better, but Halo 2 definitely has better AI (NPC driving, elite combat behaviors instead of brutes, etc.) and imo a better narrative structure/characters/dialogue.
I can honestly respect either position.

>>86207160
Same desu and then replace the Grunt Birthday Party skull cheer sound rffect with vute Gura noises

Ame and GG and CC are really funny together. Holy shit. Gura, Ame, GG, and CC would have been fucking incredible. I'm so sad right now.

>>86207232
Report them for off-topic if they bother you. I agree it's become a little bit much lately.

>>86207422
Tell me if Gura shows up next time bub

>>86207422
Gura seemed to get along well with CC during enreco. I hope the justice girls reach out to her in the future

>>86203965
Speaking of Pokemon, our boy Ash Ketchum finally became a Pokemon Master. He hasn't "caught" them all, but he became not just a champion, but the strongest champion in the world. I'm proud of that retard.

>>86204519
I adore the nyamunamy

>>86207160
>>86207395
nothing is stopping you. Steam has official mod tools in tools section in the library for all halo games

>>86207530
No need, I think we're done for now. I just wanted to invoke a distraction to suppress the threadshitters myself. It seems to have worked.

>>86207422
Same desu. Yagoo did well mostly with the Justice picks.
I hope Ame comes back someday. And I hope Gura and CC and GG are still here when she does.

>>86207839
I'm pretty sure you're one of the biggest threadshitters, anon.

Will Myth be reconfigured now? Like they did with promise?

>>86207802
Ah, do they? Neat. I know jack shit about modding, but the SFX replacement sounds like it would be simple enough.
Anyone have a favorite Gura cheer/scream/laugh/other sound they'd like to hear every time they get a headshot?

>>86207802
maybe some day
it would be funny hearing the tea kettle screams as they go flying

>>86208101
yeah 3/4 is pretty good

>>86208296
But who would be the new fifth member

>>86208548
towa

>>86208459
Was this meant to be a soundpost

>>86208101
if ame goes indie, do you think cover will allow her to collab with goob?

>>86208296
No. It will be like JP gens 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 with only four members.
But Myth will die without Ame exactly like how 4th gen died without Coco because the rest of them don't have much chemistry together.

>>86208138

I must admit, sometimes when goob isn't around I like to chill with other chumbies here and talk about fun things that are barely related to my wife Gura. It's relaxing.
I just need the minimal amount of social interaction to keep me happy and functioning as a human bean. We're social creatures after all.

>>86208865
Get away from me

>>86208865
It's daijobu

>>86208690
no stoopid it doesnt have a sound url in the filename

>>86209016
Ogey

i love guwa

Is there really no leak of the audio dramas anywhere?

So fucking tragic, the girls can't even get their shit together for Ames last days...IRyS didn't bother downloading the game before the stream, the other girls didn't show up for CS either so she is just goofing around in the lobby. Holy tragic

>>86209258
So inviting...

I gotta say, watching this kinda makes me feel like they brought in Cecilia and Gigi and them as a duo especially to be the replacement for Ame and Gura / Amesame.
It has a lot of similarities with how they interact, the bit of flirting and all the banter.

>New angle just dropped

>>86209016
i had an audio version somewhere but can't find it

>>86209308
You seem to be trying really hard to make drama.

>>86209510
that's a woman

>>86209308
It's really sad. I feel so bad for Ame.

>>86209308
Are you a fembud?

>>86209510
Drama? WTF are you on about? In what way is it drama to state the fucking obvious that IRyS is a fucking idiot for not downloading the game BEFORE the stream? Retard

>>86209666
you are a woman

>>86208865
Glad to have you here chumbie

>>86209666
Why do you think this is the place to discuss it shitstirrer?