/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>86132018
nice OC anon

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

where am I?

Baker...

>>86132018
The subject...

I accidentally the OP

Kino bad bake thanks anon

>>86132672
you'll get it next time

red hag on the boat
shiroko, cripple, doragon, hanner, yuzu, xenia, washizu, and uh...is that fox hag?

>>86132874
Yes, you got them all right

>>86132018
Did not expect a one piece reference OP

>>86132018

go live

>>86136100
more like Love Live!

let me know when love live has a u149 competitor

>>86136962

Hi /jong/!

>>86137724
Hello

>>86137724
Hi ******!

Happy Tanyao Day!

>>86137827
how do you guys know who everyone is

>>86139254
You can only use 1 character

>>86139254
years of training

>>86139254
post IDs and flags

>>86139774

>>86139774
Pass users begone.

>>86137724
hiiii

>>86139853
Make me.

>>86139774
I hope I look cool

>>86141543
>2024

>>86137724

Youll never know who i am

>he pays for 4chan

>he won't pay for hiroshitmoot's next yacht

of course I do, it's legal ban evasion

weekly mahjong club, we lost our players for the second round uuuu... 2/4

Majsoul Friends Room 62692(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62692

>>86144309
>2/4

lemme finish something

>>86144414
I mean it IS the second game

>>86144309
3/4

>>86144309
started

WJ. wait...that wasn't the room posted.

well jonged..!

stop posting rooms the second i leave my house for a bit

>>86144309
well jonged

Well Jonged!

>>86144309
Well jonged

>>86144309
3/4 again!

Where is this room from?

Well jonged

>>86146770
>>86144309
Started!

>discord rooms

>>86146852
Don't ignore my kitten >>86146835 you disrespectful FUCKER

doko

>>86147764

please dont post a koko now
i have shit to do but won't be able to stop myself from joining

>>86147888
https://www.photopea.com/

post it

>>86147952
photopea existing is the reason I don't bother installing photoshop

when I say doko you say KOKO

poko

my computer has crashed 6 times while jonging today...

>>86148577
stop drinking and buy replacement parts

>>86148038

>>86148577
keep drinking and buy replacement parts

well jonged
it's a late well jonged

>>86144309
WJ

WJ

D
O
K
O

>>86146835
My server, we have a weekly mahjong club. i'll link post later when I jong if you'd like

>>86146852
WJ....

>discord
it's over for this general

>>86149208
shan't join a discord

>>86148577
I was wondering... Ganbatte xapy...

>>86149285
didn't ask you to. just answering a question

>>86149208
I'll join, give me the link

>>86149353
sent! c:

gross

>>86149208
I'll join!

>>86149353
who the fuck are you, skinwalker

>>86149785
our itoddler's new phone doesn't have that filename format, who are you

>>86149794
Fuck off avatartranny, you don't have exclusive rights to posting Hannah, nor are you the only person here who owns her

>>86149208
Are you a vtuber?

>>86149785
>>86149353
link is in my twitch, I will be jonging later tonight as well! thanks for the games /jong/ c:

https://www.twitch.tv/polybivs_nova

>>86150000
Quads compel me to join

>>86149926
sowwy I sent you the link by mistake then, but I still like jonging with you uwu

I see you in twitch chat xapi

>>86150133

>>86150049
damn I replied to the wrong person twice i'm fried

>sheep is south american

>>86150363
You only just figured that out now?

>>86150363
And here I was thinking his accent was British.

You could probably guess where most of the anons /here/ are from just based on the times they're active, and you can definitely figure it out if you ever hear their voice, which isn't impossible to do. I know what most of the /jong/ers sound like for some reason or another.

>>86150667
>based on the times they're active
I think you would mistake a couple of burger neets for aussies, the voices really give it away though

>>86150423
I didn't know the country, now that I know which one with certainty, I can put his name in /mjg/'s player map. Detective out.

>>86150667
Get out of here stalker

>>86150667
If you tell me you like my voice, I'll stream

>>86150800
He doesn't even go to mjg.

>>86150950
I'll tell you tomorrow, I want to watch the capybara collab tonight

>>86150667
I'm constantly changing my active hours so nobody can guess my timezone

>>86151146
This but because I stay up until I pass out every night

Hey /jong/ I need your best local insult, for my next post addressing doragon. Thanks for the help!

Are there any rooms up? I'm bored and need to do challenges anyways.

pipnig

>>86152133
>for my next post addressing doragon.
But why?

>>86152483

>>86152943
Someone should make it for me.

>>86152819
You didn't accept my discord invite, that's rude

>>86152133
Call him this >>86152487
Better yet, call him a Harine.

>>86152487
>>86153249
I don't understand that zoomer lingo, but I'll trust you guys those are pretty offensive, thanks anons

>he's not from /pcg/

>>86153474
That's the best part.

>>86153538
If you're not a poker chase general native, you don't belong in /jong/

>>86153444
Using pipnig is pretty much more offensive to yourself than whoever you're trying to offend.

W-where is Nina going?

Izumi live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_YzBKpeUY

>>86154342
This, call him harine

red 9?!

>>86159929
aka 9

I wouldn't join a pisscord with you

>>86160071
why are you so antisocial anon?

so sleepy...

>>86160310
I don't want to know your real names

>>86163421
my name jeff

I'm a jobless neet with 0 prospects. Knowing my real name won't do anything.

>>86160310
NTA, but people will actually get to know me as a person and start to hate me

>>86163525

I think my posts are bad enough people dont like me anyways

The only person that hates me here is famous x

i just assume everyone hates me already

I hate myself and my 4 tulpas

I like most of you

>>86163972
>most
>he hates me

I think the jongers are cute

>>86164019
Well, some of you are male vtubers, and at best I can begrudgingly acknowledge your existence. But if you aren't, and you're a /jong/ regular, I like you a lot.

>>86164043

I don't stream

>>86164095

Does this count as vtubing

>>86164355

>>86164391
not if you never go live

>>86164095
aren't you technically a male vtuber at this point

>>86164760

>>>/vg/496175298
he's speedrunning this loop

>>86164919
Pretty impressive to be that bad honestly

>don't post link: he hates us
>post link: /jong/ hates me
Well, you know what they say...

Flow playlists are old hat, I'm making a loop playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcW4sUijlco

I'm sure most of our male vtubers are fine, but you knew the the reputation when you put on the png

>>86165098
link doesn't work, i think it has something to due with youtube "topic" system

>>86165281
Works for me.

>>86165281
https://youtu.be/jWkTyiu2RHs

test

I can't tell if this is hand gore, or if it's just extreme levels of flow.
https://youtu.be/TfYgnQFLBf4?t=6104

>>86164959
Someone was supposed to ask "what do they say" and I was going to go "I don't know, I thought (You) knew" with this picture

>>86166049
What do they say?

>>86166049
I knew.

I didnt know now would i have considered replying

>>86166130
It's too late for that now...I have failed you all once again and for that I apologize.
>>86166180
picrel

>>86166020
I'm not sure, but it was a confusing set of discards to get there

I'm no longer at work

>>86166671
I hate giant number blocks too, but cutting the 4s out of a ryanmen and leaving an isolated 3s was a pretty blatant panic discard. Surprisingly, trimming from the souzu and pinzu blocks early was similar in terms of ukeire though, but I think the value proposition on sticking to the souzu is way better in the case.

>>86166020
yeah that was a bit weird lol

I'm still at work for another 6 hours

I'm never at work

getting a job has ruined my life

>>86166020
>going backwards in shanten
>as a consequence, draw a dora and confirmed iipeiko
>get to tenpai one away from ryanpeiko
>no fuck off just tell me what to discard and give me my riichi with 3 tiles remaining
>meanwhile toimen chasing the most obvious pinzu honitsu of all time but the streamer drew probably every single upper pinzu tile in the wall in the span of 10 turns.
All flow. If he went for souzu chinitsu and dealt his pinzu he would have dealt in. Omigoto nanoja.

>>86166020
>discards the 3p before the 1p
Okay am I retarded or is he retarded? I feel like one of us is retarded.

Le sakigiri cope

>>86167457
There was also a point in that hand when ittsu was 2 tiles away.

>>86167991
wao, i wish i had such mastery over flow

ittsu is not a real yaku

it tu

>>86168768
>sakigiri the 3p when you have a 1p
>on turn 3
>with no players in riichi
There's no shot...

>>86169448
If he was locking in the 56 maybe he was already committing to cutting both and you usually cut the more dangerous tile first, I ain't watching a western vtuber

Majsoul Friends Room 27988(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27988

Jong while I decide what's for dinner. 4 red fives, local yaku.

3/4. Join the game.

Started!

>>86170682
3/4 again

>>86170682
wj!

>>86170682
3/4 again

Started again!

>>86150000
I uh didn't link again because I was having audio issues oops. Thanks for coming those who did c:

I'm at work

i asked

>>86170682
well jonged!

>>86170682
Well jonged!

>>86170682
WJ, thanks for playing

>>86170682
ggwj!

I still don't know what to eat for dinner

>>86172804
I suggest chicken

>>86172804
I have some burgers I made last night before the ground beef went bad in my fridge, I don't think I can eat them all

>>86172860
>>86173058
I got a teriyaki chicken donburi and japanese pastries from my local supermarket. I'll be around for the burgers tomorrow.

>>86173782
I'm probably going to toss whatever I don't eat tomorrow as I'm already kinda sus about the meat, I vacuum packed it though so it was probably okay

>>86173905
don't die anon

>>86174373
I can't remember how many days it was in my fridge

>>86174571
As long as it passes the smell test it should be fine probably

>>86174601
Yeah it seemed fine and wasn't slimy, I cooked it all already anyway

i want to eat some off burgers

I want to get food poisoning and play mahjong at anon's house

I have two mahjong sets now (Max and Masters) but only one junkmat

I was about to get a chinese set today that have training wheels on them to try to get others into the game, but they were all too expensive for being pretty shit sets.

I will never learn fu

>>86175543
I had to be the fu guy at a table for my last club meet and I realized after the game that I fucked up a few hands, but no one noticed and it didn't really matter.

Am I allowed to use Riichi calc at the table

>>86163421
How's that related to discord?

>>86175942
Do you have a dedicated app? The website I used SSL certificate expired or something last time I needed it.

>>86175942
Yes but people will make fun of you.

>>86165120
>the the

>>86176232
Yeah on android it's the good calculator before the dedicated site went down

>>86176458

Thanks for the stick

>>86176458
>>86176483
I'll check it out.

>>86177292
It's just the site in app form of you remember it, not the weird shit site with the rainbow gradient

I use https://mahjong-calc.livewing.net/

not clicking ur virus

I use picrel

>>86179232
This but replace stimming with jonging

>>86179282
i've basically just been spinning around in my chair for an hour
i could have and should have at least been jonging
now i'm going to go try to go to bed even though i'm not tired

>>86179623
what are you so anxious about
drink some black tea

I stim constantly

I vape instead of stimming

>>86180325
Just bored, can't do the things I want to do.

I can't even spin my chair because my spinning chair died

>>86180725
You should get one of those big gymnastic balls as a replacement. Chairs are overrated.

>>86180725
>Chair broke
>Spent days editing chairs for edits

>still hasn't replaced his chair
>won't fix his computer
It's time to return to the workforce

Jong
https://youtu.be/K5R6Afk9CDg

Is doragon secretly the infamous rc shill?

>>86182827
No, I happened to roll her when she was on the banner so I spammed some RC games and have been using them as a backlog for vids when I don't wanna play jong. That was also the last game I had.

>>86182827
while that would be funny, doragon isn't nearly enough of a schizo

Hi, I just came home. Why is this thread on page 10?

>>86186022
i'm too shy to post

>>86186022
everyone is either dead, asleep, or at work

>>86186022
it's not even noon yet, let me sleep a little longer

I just forgot to open the thread today, didn't even post Yue's mahjong stream...

>>86186422
it was even some weird single player mahjong game instead of sanma

>>86186659
Yeah, the same thing Matsumoto plays right now, it's actually a fun "mystery' game

>>86186696
link?

>>86186861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5gPLrfGd94
Male non vtuber warning.

>>86187025 (me)
I take it back, here's Sho's POV, using his vtuber model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl-1u3xIrCA

>>86132018
Thread theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZQ1pTMAXN0

>>86187286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4daM_iun0

>>86187419

So tired... i'm not gonna make it jongers....

>>86188469
just take a nap

You sleep? You lose. I win.

If I take a nap who will save the thread?

maybe the thread can take a nap too

>>86189267
I'll just make this friendly so 3 anons will have to stay at their PCs for the next 6 hours

>>86190074
I will join and dc after 1 hand

>>86190111
You lie! nobody would ever do this to his friends!

>>86190377
that's an enemies room

>>86192390
huuuuuge hat!

koko?

>>86192754

>>86193221
Have a snickers

>>86192390
Hats huuuuuge hats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOd7TzBxT7Y
Mahjong.
Real mahjong.

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

>publicly lament anons death
>anon comes back
HE LOVES US HE LOVES US!

I woke up

uuuuu I don't wanna work I wanna jong....

>>86200200
the police woke me up from my nap because there was a black guy in my neighborhood minutes ago, convince me not to go back to sleep

>>86206965
There might be a black man in your neighborhood and you're going to go back to sleep with this knowledge?

>>86207085
they didn't find him so he's probably already gone

>>86207193
Or he's still there.

>>86206965
>convince me not to go back to sleep
hmm... maybe with a soundpost

>>86208905
>RC
Day ruined.

>>86208905
>boobas
Day improved.

>>86208905
>Music
Day.

>>86208919
so much that you can't sleep? Then it served its purpose.

We need to find a way to attach a turbine or dynamo to derankers rank to generate power.

bird deranked and no one said anything... our masters are going extinct

>>86209852
No we don't; just turn on the nuclear plants again.

we're just a kekspert general...

>>86210146
I alluded to it >>86043737. It happened right after furry went to E2.

i can climb back ez i just don't want to

>>86210771
Why did you drop to E2 if you can climb

>>86211002
multitasked too hard while jonging

>>86211307
hanner what the fuck

>>86207774
if he was I didn't hear anything about it after I went back to sleep

doko

>>86217093
I'm farming

Majsoul Friends Room 97104(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=97104

need one xapitan

awfully specific of you

>>86219041
nevermind started

motherfucker!

>>86219165

>>86219165

Who do I watch to get good at Sanma?

>>86219884
>playing sanma
Good one, anon.

>>86219884
just learn to play actual mahjong

>>86219884
Sanma is more of a shitpost mode that people play if they want mahjong but dont want yonma. I find sanma most fun if uou just call for big hands and dont worry about anything else

>>86219041
3/4 again

>>86219041
started again

>>86219884
Sio.

>>86219884
Sanma only really requires you to get good at tile efficiency. Otherwise it's a luckshitting mode.

>>>/vg/496285380
2/4

>>86224406
3/4

started

>>86219884
Any slot machine.

bread
>>86226037