/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ohhh sex with the haatonsheet

Here we go again

This is getting genuinely frustrating at this point
>built-in site autotrader is actual dogshit and doesn't even work properly
>google doc autotrader is the subject of CONSTANT shitflinging as it breaks the servers
Can we just have a working fucking way to trade? Holy fuck. I just want to set my trade values and be done with it rather than have to worry about all this shit.

>>8608799
post wallet before sperging so that I can appropriately judge your opinion

Reposting on this thread since >New Bread while I was writing it:
Devchama (Real) here, while I still refuse to get a tripcode you guys larping could at least put the bare minimum of effort to make it appear like you're me. In any case, to clarify what's going on: current theory is that when Market Closed occurs (I.E. server is archiving history) autotraders freak out. It used to not be as bad because the archiving was fast due to the smaller amount of trades but now >we are experiencing more trades than ever and, consequentially, the archival process will be slower. As the server is archiving, we're rejecting the requests but that still takes the server some effort. When a bunch of your autotraders stop receiving responses, regardless of the failsafes, BECAUSE all of the autotraders are failing simulatenously, they all start sending requests at the same time. This causes the server to bog more, thus extending that archival period. As this window opens, a bunch of other people's autotraders start spamming as the market isn't open and the server slows to a crawl, meaning that once the market opens, the confirmations for buys are slow to come out again, leading to more bogging down of the server. TLDR it's a failure caused by increased loads on our server around archival time, exacerbated by autotraders trading at the time which cascades into a full on failure as other traders start spamming the server. Yes, you can add a failsafe to the trader but it will never really *fix* this issue by itself because the issue is more the quantity of users autotrading at the time than an individual user's spam. At least that's my read of it.

Just saying, the wallet sheet is still linked to the trader sheet.

>>8608938
Fuck.

Hey /nasfaq/, buy (and watch) my GF

Where we appear to be at;
>the spreadsheet needs to stop sending requests at midnight full stop so the server can "archive history"
>it needs to assign a random delay between 5-7 minutes to each user so they start trading again at an off-set rather than all at once
>none of this would be a problem if Zhonkbot worked smoothly

>>8608893
>autotraders
Please clarify what you mean by "autotraders". This does not include the one built into NASFAQ itself, right?

>>8608799
Site auto trader works fine you fucking retard
>>8608893
can't you do something like automatically turn of autotraders when market closes (like when you open a new tab) and then when it opens again make it turn itself on or something like that so the server doesn't implode during those times

>>8608799
>>built-in site autotrader is actual dogshit and doesn't even work properly
>>8609070
>>none of this would be a problem if Zhonkbot worked smoothly
Never had a single fucking problem with it. Had several 143 buy/sell days for incoming moons/dips respectively. Before you shitflingers started making hand-holding tutorials for setting up monkeys with machineguns.

>>8609106
all of it.

>>8609127
>Site auto trader works fine
If that were the case we would not even be having this conversation.

>>8609221
Tell my why do you think that the site auto trader doesn't work

>>8609329
Because I have literally sat here and watched it refuse to trade for the past 4 hours, despite using every different browser known to man?

The sheet also addresses offline trading, something a purely clientsided zhonkbot can't do, so even if zhonkbot works smoothly there will still be a demand for the sheet

>>8609092
>>8609198
If honkbot is fucking itself during MARKET CLOSED then I don't even know what to say at this point.

>>8609391
the whole site was not working you mouthbreather, thanks for spamming requests on every browser known to man

>>8609394
bro just run your computer 24/7 and make sure it never shuts off for any reason whatsoever? Surely you have a PC with a UPS that will run perfectly no matter what?

>>8608799
>built-in site autotrader is actual dogshit and doesn't even work properly
werks on my machine

>>8609447
read the fucking dev post you mongoloid

>>8609447
>the whole site was not working in the past 4 hours
Based, didn't know the morning adjustment was only 4 hours ago.

>>8609391
The reason for it not working it's not that it's shit, it's that the retards using the sheet are killing the fucking site with api requests, I have been getting consistent 140 cycles for the past week until this happened

hey honk, is it possible so that instead of rejecting trade requests while the market is closed, it sends back a "trade successful" or whatever and then does nothing. Like, just straight up lie to the haatonsheets so they think everything worked and theyll stop making calls. just means that anyone who buys at that time misses a cycle.

>>8609394
>offline trading
>>8609453
>stupid sarcasm
Stop being poor.

Honestly these threads are getting to the point I'm seriously tempted to pay for a DDOS service until Honk decides it's not worth it to run NASFAQ anymore.

>>8609548
We'd be better off if all of the Haatonsheets were instantly fucking broken.

>>8608889
Devchama here, unfortunately both of them. Didn't expect this to really be that big of an issue since the archival process is generally fast and who would've thunk even only rejecting requets could cause this issue.
>>8608968
I actually don't know. Don't think so since zhonk hasn't talked to us but it could be zhonk since zhonk sometimes does post here independently. While >>8609046 is wrong in that I do have an acc it's not one known to the general public so it's worthless really. I could use my PR acc I guess.
>>8609042
We'll probably have to rework the way we're doing that yeah.
>>8609197
12 AM EST
>>8609246
Yes, they're basically shut out at the entry point, that's what I mean by "rejecting" but it seems even that isn't enough for some reason. I'll have to look into it.
>>8609106
zhonkbot's update should've fixed some of these issues and avoided other pitfalls though I am personally unsure if it was coded for this.
>>8609371
I forgot if it was true or false that was market closed but yeah, that *should* be it unless we screwed up somewhere. If sheets could incorporate this while we try to also figure out how to resolve it on the backend that would help. Sorry about the wishy washy answer it's been a while since I touched that since I've been focused on the auctions.
>>8609127
That wouldn't help with 3rd party scripts. We have to find a way to unfuck this from the backend as well.

this all happened because of spoonfeeding

>>8609598
>instead of donating $2 to the people providing a game I am enjoying for free, I will pay to skullfuck their servers.
Kill yourself.

>>8609548
There is no reason to even do anything like that. Just sent it to send back a third type that just says market closed.

>>8609659
No amount of money is going to fix this problem, and you reply only makes me want to tear down the shoebox servers more. Seeing you seethe and shit yourself would be well worth it.

>>8609453
I don't need the sheet, but i'd rather make it obsolete, or make it a feasible solution than attempt to work against it

>>8609643
*Devchama here, correction to that first sentence, it should be "unfortunately both the old zhonkbot and the sheet" new zhonkbot I *think* has included a failsafe though again, not sure.

>>8609716
all talk then

see? this is what you get when you spoonfeed; ungrateful fucking newfags
>>8609598
post wallet

>>8609767
post wallet

>>8609767
the problem is that 4chin is popular and the filter answers can be googled. time to change it and ban the new accounts. simple as

>>8609781
you first or I keep calling you a newfag

>>8609643
No worrys devchama, I just need to confirm if the failsafe is correct. The latest sheet has this failsafe. The current version is 2.013.
Thanks once again devchama.

>tfw posting this on twitter and reddit with the answers and the old haaton spreadsheet that bogs the servers
Feels good

>>8609643
>We have to find a way to unfuck this from the backend as well.
Again, I don't know how the site itself actually works.
>Haatonsheet requires users to input their "holosesh" token to authenticate and be able to trade on their behalf
The server logs your IP address when you log in, right? The Haatonsheet is a script that runs entirely within Google Sheets.
>holosesh tokens are now only valid from the IP that requested them
Now pigs writing code that don't understand how to check then the market is closed don't have to worry about cleaning their Google bots up. They simply don't work anymore.
Just do it.
>>8609716
>prime SEAnig hours
>stupid sabre rattling
Was any part of
>Kill yourself
Unclear? Picture's for you too.

Just nuke the fucking sheet and let the people who make their own thing (without bogging the server) have an edge for putting the effort, if it gets shared again nuke it again and again and again, surely there must be a way to do it

>>8609921
do it. It's not like you're the first one anyway

>>8609643
another concerned citizen here, is the restart server last thread a larp or nah? im more worried with that. im stupid onegai

>>8609843
people that can google the answers have more right to play than the ones that ask here

>>8609643
Are you telling there is a non-zero probability that honk got up, rebooted the servers and left without saying a word to the rest of the team?
BASED AF, also a bit worrying..

>>8610104
>honk, some time after midnight ET, August 25th 2021, colorized

Powerplay to solve all of the problems: ban every SEA IP

>>8609781
https://litter.catbox.moe/6wuiyi.jpg
everyone complaining is poor until proven otherwise

>>8610240
dew it

>>8610104
>enters thread
>resets the server
>refuses to elaborate
>exists thread
>can't post images

>>8610272
>pissyomi shitting up the thread as per usual

>>8610272
i can do that too and no im not cypher

I don't think you guys realize it yet, Honk is a seamonkey. That's why he can't post images.
It's also why the site never fucking works and shit breaks at least once a week thanks to spaghetti code.

>>8610272
why hide your name? There's no point in doing that

>>8610014
>>8610104
Devchama here, zhonk responded, seems those posts were larp. The server will unfuck itself after a while anyways because autotraders will start receiving wallet data. I can also now confirm that zhonkbot will not spam the site, however IDK if the haatontrader will. The main issue with autotraders is, even with zhonkbot not to mention haatontrader, if anons aren't on the latest version they'll be holding on to a ticking time bomb whenever the servers bog even a little and somebody starts getting failed requests.

Is anybody still having issues with the server? We'll try to figure out fixes but for fucks sake people if you're gonna use 3rd party software at least fucking update it.

>>8610272
You want to larp as cypher?
Go donate some fucking money like he did.

>>8610413
>Honk is a seamonkey. That's why he can't post images.
It was Central Europe that got rangeblocked from posting images

Let's add code phrase that IP-Ban players who type them instead of the real answer.
So when someone ask for being spoonfed the answers to the question we can just ban them by posting the code phrases.

>>8610425
>cypher
>3752 Suisei

>>8610418
no issue on my end. looks like im using zhonbot for now, rip my phone. just soft ban them so they will be forced to update. i think honk knows the accounts who bogs the server at the floor

>enters thread
>>8610313
I got you brother
>MPP is a meme
>stop using the fucking Google Sheets trader
>stop trying to skullfuck the server
>buy, hold, and love sankisei
>exits thread

>>8610644
I saw >>8610361
>i can do that too and no im not cypher
and thought it was the same wallet. I don't click litter links in this fucking thread anymore, I've seen enough of your dicks.

>>8610415
Did he ask me to post wallet or post my name

>>8610650
You are real one brother

>>8610418
Unconfirmed as i'm still gathering data
It appears reversals still happen when 2 transactions share the same timestamp, except now the reversed transaction's coin is "locked" (server won't reply to buy/sell requests, no acknowledgement given)
If the cooldown timestamp doesn't update, anything using that value is going to assume the coin is off cooldown and probably send the request again, but since the server refuses to process the request it might end up looping

From my observation the lock clears after 10mins

>>8609716
Fuck off Ayunda, you have done enough damage as it is.

>>8610727
goorah got traumatized

>>8610734
there's nothing more homosexual than being a pedant

>>8610418
>>8610797
So the server is shitting itself because a google spreadsheet is entering a loop where, surprise surprise, it hammers said server repeatedly with requests, and other people are still defending it?
The absolute state.

>>8610943
I don't know what that means, stay losing

>>8611003
NITPICKING MAKES YOU A FAGGOT

>>8610361
You fucks post my wallet so much, I got shocked when I saw the numbers and had to pull my laptop out of my bag to check it was actually selling on my mobile hotspot

>>8610418
Nice larp but Devchama is ip range banned too.

For now we don't know who is real or fake.
Just wait until honk post on the floor.

>>8611079
>running honkbot locally on his laptop
>in his bookbag
>with a mobile hotspot
>donated to the devs
Take this, you absolute fucking gigachad.

>>8611112
if that's a larp the advice is good still, update the zhonkbot and haaton-traders you fucks

I straight up don't know why they don't just use the nice built-in tripfag function in the Name field so we can get over this schizo shit.

>>8611206
because it means nothing. floor is official

>>8611206
who even checks tripcodes

>>8610991
Fuck off. Haaton sheet is the future. I can finally trade 24/7 without increasing my electricity bilss and I can finally get a good night's sleep.

>>8611172
It's not the first time a larp was right but i just don't want trust anything in a thread full of falseflag.

>>8611206
>being a tripfag

>>8611255
How new?
>>8611321
>electricity bilss
I refuse to believe any of the idiots repeating this even know how much energy their PC actually uses.

>>8611343
what can we do? people are just bored anyways

>go to sleep and decide to shut down the computer for 2-3 hours so the good boy gets a break
>site fucking dies again
I swear I'm too dumb to actually do anything like that.

>>8611424
My PC draws 272w idle load.

>>8611446

>>8611424
im the guy who bogs the server. that new

>my oshi makes up 44% of my assets
I need to diversify. What is a good oshi coin percentage that I should aim?

>>8611112
Devchama here, when the fuck have I ever been rangebanned? Proof? This is the actual devchammers
>>8611206
Because >being a tripfag
In any case, from now on I'll likely be posting here and on the Floor with my Nasfaq Dev Acc account.

>>8611570
How new are you to 4chan, unironically? This whole "durr tripfag bad" shit is a fucking weird mentality and I'm not sure when it developed because people used to actually use trips for their intended purpose, which is to verify someone posting important information. i.e. the OP of an interesting thread or in this case the fucking owner/devs of the website the thread is centered around.

>>8611079
cypher you fucking autist with a thinkpad. i admire you sometimes

>>8611461
>272w idle load.
What the ever-loving fuck are you running, and why?
FYI, THIS does not even approach 272W idle load.
>21 hard drives
>two CPUs from before most chumcucks were born
>128GB ECC DDR3 gobbling electricity
>three GPUs
You are doing something incredibly wrong. Consider the $rope. Set your fucking p-states up properly you troglodyte. Are you running your CPU at maximum turbo 24/7 or something?

>>8611809
zhonkbot has a bitcoin miner

>>8611112
last time I'll write it out
>tried deleting all the fucking cookies, sessions etc.
>PC was rebooted and shit
>fucking FF reinstalled FF
>still rangebanned on FF
>works fine on iridium

>>8611694
Putting a funny username was also the standard on many boards. It just stopped when tourist came and took over the site without understanding the culture.
Seriously honk and devchama, take a fucking tripcode and be done with this whole larping shit.

secure tripcode is for fags

>>8611536
10

I'd rather buy Honk a coffee than pay more for electricity.

>>8611536
depends on how much divs you get per week i guess, if you're not getting 10m a week then consider lowering those to 20/10 if you want to play long term or if the site is still alive then

>>8612134
I've used a secure tripcode for game projects on /tg/ and community surveys on /vg/. You get some resistance from tryhards trying to fit in, but if you actually bring something to the table people will leave you alone about being a tripfag. It helps if you open with "Filter me if you give a shit, I'm not leaving just because your faggot ass whines".

>>8611694
Devchama here
>hownew.ru
was a /b/tard since 2010, jumped to /k/ and /jp/ when /b/ went to shit. I refuse to ever be a tripfag on principle. Call it retarded or autistic, but I refuse to bend there.

In any case, if any of you fags haven't seen it, zhonk posted on the floor. I'll be doing the same from now on. We'll try to fix this issue serverside but please, keep your shit updated.

>>8612019
Maybe when it was just fucking SA in here that case but it stopped being like that with time as the site developed and gain its own culture.

>>8611461
For comparison my thinkpad is consuming 5.3W idle, 7-10W with Ame's stream up.

thanks devs.

>>8612415
But muh electricity billsz!
based. I'm running honkbot on an ancient, overclocked, inefficient shitbox and it only runs about 30W. My speakers probably use more electricity than your ThinkPad. A cellphone "quick charging" definitely uses more electricity than your ThinkPad. Forgetting my monitor on uses more electricity than the shitbox itself too.
I had no idea people turned fucking computers off at all in year of our lord 2021 before this general.

>>8612590
how come your hardware's not been cooked yet?

>be honk
>go on a date with wife
>come back 3 hours later
>the thread is now filled with 6 honks and 5 devchamas fighting and calling each other fake
Every fucking time.

>>8612683
ms. Honk is a lesbian?

>>8612683
ms. honk not doing her asmr streams at discord makes the world burn

>>8612665
why would it be cooked? it's basically been on since I built it - a long long ass fucking time ago. they are designed to run 24/7
you do realize that keeping a computer turned on and idling, or close to it, is generally better for its longevity than turning it off all the damn time, not worse, right? this was even more true when computers still had mechanical disk drives in them
where are you niggers picking up these absurd computer hardware rrats?

>Was using Zhonkbot earlier because it was working and I didn't want to bog the servers with the old Haatonsheet
>Almost had 2 separate Haatontraders AND Zhonkbot running at the same time.
Honk, seriously consider doing a mass culling of session IDs. It is way too easy to accidentally just have a trader running forever. The trader's good, but I do my OpSec and I still know it's too easy for me to slip up.

>>8611536
if your oshi is FBK and your divvies% is good there's nothing wrong with 20-40% range.
IF you have your FBK on auto-buy or are somehow forced to also buy the spikes, try to buy at least 3-4 other coins at the same time where you either already have strong positions in (so it doesn't hurt as much to buy a bit expensive) or which are a very good deal that day (last adjustment, that would be Subaru for instance).
It only becomes a problem if you have way too many at a shit MPP because you yolobought, because a high % then means most of your wallet is bound into a coin which has a bad return. It also makes your wallet volatile if you care about your rank at adjustments, or if your oshi has a bad divvies week.
All of that said, consider this is just general strategy with many variables crossed out. Like if your oshi was Senchou, right now it would even make sense to have 100% of your profile be that because it's more or less max divvies every week, right? Then again it also depends on what else you could've gotten for the same money over the days, any combination of coins bought in specific timings for the same budget getting better returns on friday is definitely a winner, and the more money you have to spend the less likely it is you can just get 1008 oshicoin and that's optimal for the week, and later on you WILL buy more than 1008 coins as well.
Another thing is
>get 50 oshicoin
>price range you buy in is from a dipped 4k all the way up to 6.5k
>get 10 oshi and 10 of 4 other coins which dipped
>price range you buy is from ~4k avg to 4.5k avg
All this of course only applies if you are "poor" and have to stop buying from time to time, I have no idea how ultra-rich meta works and never will thanks to inflation.

Would doing something like "api/getLeaderboard" once daily bog the server any more than just opening the leaderboard page itself?

>>8613963
Short answer:Yes
Long answer:No, but actually yes because of bad coding.

>>8613963
in a perfect world I'm sure it would, I'm not big on websockets but I am told once you load the leaderboard once it'll then update in little bits instead of fetching a page.
If you refresh your Leaderboard or open it in a private window you already call way more than you'd need I guess.

>Socket.io is easy to implement they said
>Check out the engine.io and socket.io protocols
>ISRAEL

>>8613335
Thanks. When I become a bit richer, I will take your advice into consideration when hoarding coins for my wallet. Right now, I’m planning to buy 10 of everything when they dip while spending a portion of my cash on Sora and daytrading. I really like the idea of having 3-4 dominant coins in your wallet. Maybe I’ll pick Sora, Amelia, Haato and Polka as my dominant coins in the future.

>>8614085
>>8614105
Genuinely trying to make sense of this here. I just refreshed while watching the Network tab in DevTools and saw it "getLeaderboard" at 106KB the entire first page anyways. The full download I tested earlier today to calculate total playerbase net worth was 368KB.
Was thinking of including some more data in the Market Report now that I can manipulate it in Excel but if you think it's a bad idea then I guess I won't.

>>8614355
if you do it as a singular person once a day and don't write a guide for retards to check some specific value and then claim it gives them some insight which will increase their penis length, it shouldn't really matter. This is all about economies of scale. Maybe pick a nice timing though, maybe hour 15 as a middleground between adjustments and hour 19 which both should be trading spikes.

>>8614535
What kind of pig do you take me for?

>>8613963
shouldnt be a problem
been doing that for quite a while

>>8614282
on your budget right now, you'd fare best to stack up on dips which go under your MPP first, and if there are none (or all of it is fresh coins/new positions for (you)) just go for anything you expect to go up big to sell it off later. keeping a little stack of stuff for divvies on the side is not a bad idea, that requires some knowledge of the market and a feeling of how good their weekly numbers are on average as well as this week in particular.
Keeping Sora on a high MPP makes her a sad coin, if you consistently buy a little into her average dipped price in the lower 2k range she's an amazing divvies coin, although you need a LOT to get a huge value out of it. That said, YOLO-ing her will make (you) sad because "my oshicoin is a shitcoin", the lower the average value the smaller your buy window, remember that when evaluating to buy more marine next time. That window actually gets smaller in two ways, one because poorfags usually shy away from fat coins or just straight up don't have the liquid to go in hard, two because the margin to buy is usually higher. If the same 50 people bought Marine and Sora, more people would make a worse deal on Sora than on Marine (given their current prices and their average divvies these past weeks)

>>8596597
any ideas for nasfag?

Hel-loo-
Totally real honk here, we're AWAYing haatons and SEAs from the game because i don't like them
Some of you guys are alright, don't post on floor tomorrow. Floor-crosspost happening tomorrow morning.
I quit being a haaton and shall now be known as a deadbrap.
I always wanted to smell rancid farts.
Hoshiyomi, you're next.
Hail Risu, glory to the Ollieland!.

byebye-

https://twitter.com/hololive_Id/status/1430424705673031687
SELL ID

>>8615130
Fuck off Ayunda. Stop false flagging.

Oh cool, i just woke up to find out the auto trader is not doing anything

>>8615503
Haatons rebooted the server.
Fucking haatons ruining everything...

What a fucking journey this coin turns out to be
>initially buy the least because lol nigger
>debut gets delayed, buy a few more of each in "the dip"
>debuts happen, actually like the bogan a lot oh shit oh fuck
>first numbers come in and adjustment hits, people selling like monkeys fling shit, "more for me I guess"
>buy Sana through the night
>people still sell
>add another stack
>MPP 9k
(>WE ARE /HERE/)
>poi already shows 2000 subs more than Youtube, Susan is SO at it
>still no idea about divvies for the bunch

Spacebogan is smothering my wallet with her astronomically gigantic ass and I can't even say I hate it.

>>8615048
Thanks tatsunoko. I appreciate it.

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff. Hope you sold your bags.

>>8616235
HoloEN gen 2 is bogging in 5 hours? That's cool. I'm still not selling

>>8616235
Dios mio, es el yab final

>>8616235
>Have completely calculated bags of EN2
>The boggening made me have so much left
Haatons did this

>>8616069
Tanned australians are no niggers you imbecile. Her design was heavily delivered by her leotard, which is indeed a great thing

>>8616943
it was a hyperbole to point at lowest expectations compared to subcount, which is vital info in this game. Of course I know she's not supposed to be a nigger, this is hololive (Japanese company) we're talking about and we already know Flare for a while.

>>8617055
Flare isn’t a nigger?

>>8617129
(you)

>>8617055
I hope she actually gets good art though. It seems like she attracted too many trannies and /d/ fetishists and their quality aren't really known for being excellent

Once again asking for anyone that has any great idea to make us a banner or adboard for the /vt/ league stadium

>>8617690
Forgot to include the post >>8595691

nasfaq adboard should be about what? the money? the game? or just shitpost about nasfaqs? i dont know how those works

>>8617827
Generally something that's about /nasfaq/ and I'm also confused on what should it be about but it's just a really small spot that everyone will see on the stadium from time to time. I don't know what's the best to put there and I don't have the creativity for it

>>8617827
>>8617884
Reply chain from this would be a good references >>8495612

>>8616235

>>8618130
I am so fucking ready to finally buy some Rushis again.

>>8611694
tripfags have been derided for the last decade you absolute baby.

>>8617884
>>8617827
>>8617690
Reading the replychain basically a shitpost
>we
can associate with which also is 512x96px
so I'd imagine something like this?
Also where to upload this?

>>8619084
Thank! Just reply it to >>8595691 and it should be fine. It might bump that thread too

I think I'm selling more Cronies. I need the liquid for Pekora bog
Look, I really like Kronii but holy shit the absolute state of her threads. It honestly pisses me off

>>8619853
What's going on in the threads?

>>8619934
absolute /vg/ tier cancer. It literally looks like an /alter/ thread. I dont think they'll fuck off anytime soon either

nta but so much shitposting in all general methinks.

>>8619982
>looks like an /alter/ thread.
Looks like i am migrating bros

I'd say be the change you want to see but EN2 generals are a lost cause for the next three weeks at least.

>>8620092
They outright refused using the Japanese OP from yesterday. I just gave up on them.

tourism is a plague. things will calm down

INFLATE MY NETWORTH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8620138
>things will calm down
They're numbering their OPs like what they do on /vg/. Well, if Cronyfags wanted it this way, so be it. I'm staying 10 feet away from their shitty /vg/ outpost on /vt/

>>8620229
never been on /v/ so I do not know what that means, I'll just stay away from you lot then.

>>8619853
>spoiler
That but with the Mumei threads

>>8620120
Did you make that OP? The format was different to previous threads and was a literal copy paste of Calli's general

>>8620342
No. Never have beein in a Mori general

>>8620092
I dont know about the others but /who/ is usually comfy, and there is something impressive in how unfathomably horny the kronii thread is

Is nasfaq the most tourist-free general right now?

>>8620477
>>8620477

>>8620477
our tourists are worse. they shit up the thread AND the website.

>>8620493
I'm a refugee

>>8620477
We get some from time to time. They either stay at the game or cry when not get spoonfed and leave. And also because the game is a huge filter and isn't as entertaining and because majority of us hate the KFP

SEA hours are tourist hours, hopefully

>>8620512
From where?

>>8620470
/who/ is comfy because they might either be in denial, still hoping, or least amounts of tourists due to her numbers being kinda low, also she's not hornybait like Sana and Kronii are. Niggers tried to troll the thread a few times but apparently those same anons hoping for RTS and comfy hoots are also the ones able to ignore those attempts.

>>8620543
the hopium thing is funny because its all just anons just having fun before mumi debuts. tourists think that /who/ legitimately thinks they are hoping for rts

>>8620542
amelia watson appreciation

>>8620536
Nasfaq has 2 sides. Burgerhours that are almost all avatarfags, falseflagging and game/numbers discussion, and SEA which is either shitposting or dead hours

>>8620582
black/white fallacy, the amount of goslings I could farm pre-debut definitely pointed at at least some taking it very seriously. Those are the same guys including me religiously pointing out she namedropped ANNO 1800 already.

>>8620543
While this >>8620582 is true the mindset that comes from the hopium snorting, even if ironic, seems to make owlbros quite resistant to cuck, doom, and most other kinds of shitposting which makes the thread generally better

>>8620613
you forget the comfy yuro hours where burgers are falling asleep, the least shitposting happens, slow thread and tons of analysisposting, genuine feedback and ideas as well as helping new players a bit more than telling them to "stay poor".

>>8620605
Whats going on there?

>>8620613
nasfaq is hell then. burgers or sea. kill me
>>8620627
i do not want to know what will happen if mumei really plays good rts. or if she played at all.

>>8620679
tourists

nta haaton or you many not believe me but may i request something for the next op. pls make it a check your auto-trader edition. i dont want the site to die again

>>8620653
part of the hopium for me at least was also the implication of her name being that she most likely visited or already is a regular, which would match with her game plans as well as being an absolute nervous wrack at debut having seen all the expectations all over the internet (at least twitter also went wild).
>>8620718
most likely a blend of /who/ligans being happy and falseflagging shitposters shitting up every fucking thread with "I told you so". I'm just interested how the collab will go, last time I watched a chuuba play a game I enjoy a lot myself Stardew Valley, Miko and Gen5 I learned that I get very angry if they ignore the tutorials and then constantly fuck up.

>>8620740
Ah I see. Welcome to the thread

>>8620817
saw some clock falseflaggers? visiting up the who thread saying that they got the wrong oshi when the clock plays superhot.

>>8620891
those I would think are either falseflaggers or numberfags, the latter really want to stick it to something overhyped like Muumin when she just has a not-that-populated-yet schedule this week.
Our Owlfriend has it rough already, but having seen many a debut on /jp/ and /vt/ alike, eh, used to the shitflinging.

>>8620960
well if the girl really knows /vt/ then maybe the day she will deliver that tycoon stream will come; anno too

>>8620960
I really hope she doesn't read the threads. If she does (which is very likely), I hope she knows how to ignore bait

>>8618130
>>8618652
If you don't buy Rushia at 10k, then you don't deserve her dips.

>>8621010
seems kinda confirmed the managers have a tight hand on the first week, maybe they made her schedule smaller to distribute some of the viewers to the others for debut week so everyone gets an equal chance. That's just my rrat though.

>>8621021
the kiara problem
>>8621042
THE M A N I P U L A T O R S

Newfag here, why does everyone call the dev "ms. honk" and why everyone hates haatons?

>>8621038
watch out what you say, I might just sell her ass completely.

>>8621068
because ms honks name is ms honk and the haatons are always up to something.

>>8621068
we got a dev girl here newfag. thus nasfaq is a higher form of gaimu

>>8621076
Thanks for the discount

>>8621113
I thought devchama was the girl.

>>8621094
What did the haatons do?

>>8621179
just lurk if you're really new, we're not doing this again ugh.

Thanks to the server bog i have to buy overpriced coins to spend all my liquid before divs...

>>8621179
ms. honk is a girl scientist, founder of nasfaq, and team leader of the nasfaq dev team. she may not be the main dev but she makes all the rules around here and she pays for the website.

>>8621217
Cut him some slacks, it took me over a month to understand that devchama wasn't honk.

>>8621272
I've been here for 3-4 month and i didn't know that..

>>8621316
i don't know if falseflag. sorry. we got a dev team of 5 here at nasfaq with ms.honk as head? maybe? at their discord

>>8621316
its very obvious that honk isnt devchama because honk namefags as honk and devchama does not. if it took you a month to figure that out, I don't know what to say.

>>8621349
wait a minute.. 5 devs.. HAATOOOOOONS-5 !!!

>>8621390
yes anon, that's the meme. the sheet is a beta test of the next generation zhonkbot

>>8621378
if he's not here everyday then he will not know it
>>8621390
its...its haaton-4 now...Medina died right?

>>8621378
I am legally retarded.

>>8621349
I thought they had only 3 devs : honk, devchama and the other devchama.

we have to stop larping too hard. the newfags are getting confused

>>8621447
There's 5 of them on top of honk. All 5 are in the top 100, guess who.

>>8621447
we really got 5 devs , afaik, honk, devchama 1, the dev who did the math (engineer?) and the other 3 who don't really post here? maybe?

>>8621452
No, we have to larp harder. they don't even know about the hoshiyomi hijinks arc

>>8621522

>>8621522
nobody deserve to know that arc. the dark days of nasfaqg. if newfags wanna know then they must do their reps haha

>>8621522
I thought all the hoshiyomis were banned after the d-pic incident?

>>8621556
there is no d-pic incident. what are you talking about? stop larping here please this is a blue board

>>8621585
Then what happened to all the hoshiyomi?

>>8621638
post deleted doesn't mean a ban
*rushiashotgun.img*

>>8621638
They sacrificed themselves for the good of the board. moot made the board blue in honor of them.

>>8621585
What about the fujo tits?

>>8621680
I can tell you there was a bunch of bans that day.
Why did they disappear if they are not banned?

>>8621716
i think i missed that, what are you talking about?seriously, i really don't know that, did the fujos did anything?

>>8621766
>he doesn't know
It's why the ribbon happened

>>8621796
>why the ribbon happened
i don't want to know

>>8621796
>>8621830
I want to know.

>>8621847
a tako promised to post the ribbon if a fujo showed her tits. she did. so he did.

>>8621390
>he doesnt know about the secret haaton-6th

newfag here from /who/ what dictates a coin's price?

Post the original cd image

>>8621960
"Falseflag haaton"? honk?

>>8621972
>https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.
I suggest you read that.

>>8621972
the nasfaq info page can help you more, then use clicky sites for the numbers

>>8621972
did you even read the info page?
If people buy a coin it goes up, if people sell a coin it goes down, furthermore every day at 9:05 coins go upp or down based on channel performcance, got more views? up, less? down, got more subs? up, youtube killed 50k of your subs? down

>>8622016
>>8622038
>>8622055
thanks anons I didn't read anything from the tutorial and just skipped to the gameplay

>>8621972
https://holo.poi.cat
click this fast anon. what's your assets?

>>8622102

>>8622123
>newfag from /who/
>no Mumeicoins
You're a smart owl

What's the ETA on the trading system that was supposed to come out along with the gacha? I have some jebs to sell...

>>8622147
I'm a deadbeat over a hooligan

>>8622123
sell your pekers. and maybe sell some of your mori too so you have some liquid to buy en2 incoming dips

>>8622123
Those are good coins but as a poorfag, you have them at the wrong time. It won't harm you to hold them until friday but that's liquid that can be better spent daytrading. You might also get bogged hard soon because those two are on the expensive side right now.

>>8622123
>>8622162
Of course it's a fucking dead-beat begging to get spoonfed...
Just because Mori doesn't learn anything, it doesn't mean that you should avoid reading the fucking tutorial.

>>8622123
sell all your mori, you're gonna get bogged so hard. that is an expensive brap

>>8622123
Always be on the lookout with poi or "that chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff" post >>8616235 It isn't 100% but it's a good reference of what to do before the adjustment later assuming you already know about adjustments

>>8621924
Except the tako didn't post his dick but an hoshiyomi did

>>8622326
>dick
There are no dickpic in /nasfagg/

>>8622355
But there are in /nasfaqg/

>>8622392
send them

>>8622416
When auction system or money trading comes, why not

Did the hoshiyomi do this /nasfaqcockg/ that migo asked for?

>Ayamy finally over $1k
Do I finally sell my load or do I continue to hold

>>8622564
>She mooned?
>Dew eet

>>8622564
One of the Rrat brothers here, keep holding she is going to moon for div day.

>go to sleep
>set zhonkbot
>wake up
>check zhonkbot
>he's done around ~5 cycles
>in 7 hours
Mrs. Honk, please.

>>8622643
refresh your auto-trader i guess.

>>8622643
supacha honk

>>8620605
Go back

>>8622735
not until I make the oshi boards

Who is the hot dip rn, I got 300k to coom up the wall and my investments are still riding high

>>8620533
>when not get spoonfed
No such cases.

>>8622755
gura and shuba going to the moon

>>8621972
wait a minute why is /who/ coming here all of a sudden

Newfag here, I lost all of my money in the gacha because i thought this was how you bought shares. I got 2 jeb, Should I still remake my account ? I heard jeb was expensive.

>>8622886
i hope this is true because you made me laugh a little.

it is, it cost you your account.

>>8622755
Buy as many baelz as you can.

>>8622884
Someone posted their mumeicoins during the peak of hopium postings in /who/. I got interested and played the game

>>8622884
I took the chance to advertise the game

>>8622951
I mean it's fine if it's other anons isn't it.

>>8622886
>>8622915
too specific, that's the hoshiyomi crown larping as a newfag. it happens once or twice a week during comfy hours.

>>8623001
a hoshiyomi made me smile? jesas

>>8622754
>oshiboard
>one of the only three oshiboard to have all of it's directors over 1000 coins
Kek, don't even try it

>>8623001
Stop blaming the perverts, larp-haaton.

>>8622930
>>8622801
Alright fellas, I know my two favourite anons would never lie to me so I am currently sinking all I own into Loli Shark, Quack Quack and Ratto

>>8623096
haha but it was me, mogu!

>>8623123
Mogu go to sleep...

>>8623123
You can't be mogu because i'm mogu!

>>8623114
>lolishark at 16k
>then again 6 cycles to adjustment
just dont buy too much.

>>8623114
>currently sinking
It's late, you'll be poor now.

>>8623123
>>8623150
Please, stop larping as me.

>>8623204
but I put "definitely not mogu" in the name field. I wasn't lying, who would do that on an anonymous mongolian throat singing tutorials forum

>>8623237
>migo is a namefag
Why do you have to be like that miko-poster ?

>>8623237
>>8623275
I don't remember posting that...

I WAS GEETING READY TO GO TO WORK AND FORGOT TO POST HIS AHHHHHHHHHH

>>8623155
I like you. Hahaha.

>>8622643
>Mrs. Honk
The dev has a side bitch?

>>8623296
oh no.. HAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOONS !!
Why do they do that!? What do they gain from that!?

Where's my Natoricoins honk

>>8623318
Ritualpost is stupid as hell. You posting this only undervalue the image. Go fuck yourself.

prepare heavy thing if you do fit reps thank

>>8623383
why are you so bad at ritualposting?

>>8623349
yeah, Me

>>8623383
why are you so bad at ritualposting?

>>8623397
"to undervalue the image" I think not.

>>8623349
Honk asked to be called that in a previous thread. >>8554952

>>8623426
why are you so bad at replying?

>>8623436
see soundpost in
>>8623426

stop larping as people you idiots, all this chuckling is pressing my cool runnings team to get to the bobslide even faster and we're not even close to adjustments yet

>>8623478
i posted this

>>8623430
I don't mind changing the shitposting up a bit, but you know that wasn't actually honk right?

>>8623515
>>8623478
Please, stop larping as me.

>>8623564
water is wet

>>8623564
hey retard, the post has honk in the name.

just woke up and i've gotta take a shit. is the server still bogged?

>>8623617
Nevermind, disregard my post. I'm the retard here.

The oshiboard has been updated.

I have enable it after looking over devchama's comments. It only runs once a day now and only checks the top 300 wallets. I want to do a rewrite of the code, but I don't think it is bogging the server too much.

>>8623700
no but my rectum is

>>8623730
were you the retard who got called out from failing to pull people's wallets lmao

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit/ reps? Today we’re doing one arm row. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck.

Are you regretting your EN2 investment yet?

>>8623818
no that was me pulling konnui's wallet to bog the server

prepare paper thing if you do shit reps thank

nobody loves me

>mfw my friend is making a machine learning model to figure out if a tweet announces some big livestream event or not
>mfw when he wants to use it to analyze tweets from all holos as soon as those tweets get posted and then automatically buy up the coins if ML model thinks the tweet announces a big livestream
No way he's gonna have enough training data

>>8623869
NO.
And I say that as someone who will get absolutely BTFO looking at the numbers. I'll call it "playing the long game" to make you think I know more. In fact I know fuck all but any given opportunity I will claim all of this was part of the plan.

>>8624076
That model will be JSL and will fail horribly. I wish luck to your friend.

>>8624129
Yeah, I really doubt the idea would work.

>>8623114
You should have done your reps

>>8624115
It's a long time investement, shor time gains brainlet can't understand the gains this long play will bring us

>>8624076
if (tweet contains $target_string) send alert
$target_string = "重大発表", "重大告知";
wow done, such programming.

What API endpoint do I need to call to get graph prices?

>>8624207
F12, if you can't figure out that advice please stop bogging the servers by trying, thank you.

>>8624207
Just open the market tab and do show all retard

>>8624250
I can, I'm just lazy

>>8624076
>if(like>(like_ave*t) || rt>(rt_ave*t)) big = true;
>that's it
you're friend is dumbo

>>8624115
But plan WAS to buy enough for the divvies from the start? I'm worried now there's might not be a dip to buy even more.

>don't have stable housing at the moment
>Haaton trader breaks regularly and doesn't display information
>miss adjustment plays due to constantly moving from hotel to hotel
>miss the three(!!!) perfect exits for EN2 investment due to three reasons listed above
>not dropping down as low as I thought
What the fuck, anons. How are you doing worse than me?

>>8624297
dunno about you but that's precisely my plan, if there's any way to lower MPP while buying the fuck more that's even better.

>>8624297
EN2 is incredibly overpriced even now.

>>8624341
>EN is incredibly overpriced even now
ftfy

>>8624374
>EN was a mistake and death to america
أصلح ذلك لك

>>8624374
It makes sense for EN1 right NOW. They won't be dipping hard until october.

>>8624415
>seanigger
ew

>>8624470
at least moona is a decent coin compared to treerrat

>>8624415
Taliban vtuber when?

Alright, who's ready to lose some yachts?

>Should be having no EN2 coins left
>Still have some left because of what happened
Thanks honk

>>8624518
reporting in

>>8624518
I'm ready to get bogged

>>8624518
Not me

>>8624560
>he didn't fall for the EN2 meme
giwtwm

>>8623204
Please, stop larping as me.

>>8624582
>giwtwm
We told you guys not to. I thought it was going to be much worse though.

>>8624639
>10K
10k is lucky now, we going 6k

>>8624692
>6k

>>8624692
Nah I meant that I thought EN2 was going to adjust yesterday at 10k but instead it stayed more or less the same at 18k.

I should have liquidated like I said I would but I let you guys pressure me into believing. I'm never believing anons ever again.

GUYS I NEED TO SHIT
I'M GOING TO BE FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>8624748
i told you to sell

>>8624748
we all believed. susan didn't.

>>8624639
>08/22/21
>tomorrow

>>8624769
More like financially dumped

>>8624596
mercy on your soul brother, got outta there with less damage.

>>8624748
trust the plan. 2 more minutes.

>>8624639
>>8624735
>>8624795

Already explained

my heart is not ready

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS

JESAS CHRIST EN2

>>8624639
>I thought it was going to be much worse though.
Yeah, I was scared I would make only one yacht instead of two on EN2.

>>8624748
>150 each
Polka what are you doing.

I guess I'm stuck with these shitcoins huh

>>8622564

BUY EVERYTHING.

Time to buy more EN2 boys

>"Buy in rope completed"

POST YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAMAGE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Not as bad as I expected.

>>8624921
I was going to sell but the servers got bogged and I got fomo'd into believing. I should have trusted my gut.

Yeb.

At least I'm sure to rise up on leaderboard

>poor think cheap coins are bad
LMFAO

>muimei at 4k
Buy her, it's an order from your empress.
Ave Mvmei

>>8625107
stay poor

I'll live

>>8625107
who?

I'M GOING HARD

weeeeeeeee

>>8625174
kusa

were we supposed to lose money?