/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>85982777
Nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyqAR3xPAlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyqAR3xPAlY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyqAR3xPAlY

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

MICHI CHAT

Pipkiss

I love Runie
She a cutie

Who hates their fans more?
>1: Lia
>2: Pippa
>3: Lumi

>>85982777
I NEED to correct Wemi

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

It's too bad she didn't stream today. It's just Tenma all the time.

>CHAT CHAT, TWITCH CON WAS SO FUN
>I SAW THIS GUY WITH A DINO PUPPET AND HE WAS SO COOL
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DATE RAPE ATTEMPTS AT THE PARTIES, I DEFINITELY DIDN'T GO THERE TEE HEE
>I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MORE SHITTY KEYCHAINS AND MERCH THAT I GOT FROM THE CON
>I CANT WAIT TO TELL YOU ALL OF THE OUT OF TOUCH EXPERIENCES WITH YOU I WENT ON
>I HOPE YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE SHITTY COLLABS I HAVE PLANNED WITH THE PEOPLE I MET


>Wait, why aren't you happy...

>Happy?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh9Bs4aOOC4
Why the fuck would I be happy watching a shitty edited video premier instead of the goodbye stream she promised?
How the fuck are the two even remotely comparable?
Instead of saying goodbye she got Daddy Smug to upload this.

http://poal.me/a0cqwl

>>85982940
Pippa's fans love/hate her to the maxx swinging back and forth like my ball sack on a summer day so I've put her in 3rd

lol
lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEED

GAY

>>85982940
Pippa

>>85983015
>LOOK FORWARD TO THE SHITTY COLLABS
I will not, twitch clout chasers alongside e whores and sex pests are a waste of oxygen

Nasa cute
thanks for coming to my ted talk

>>85982940
Pippa

>>85982940
You posted the correct order

>>85983043
It’s actually baffling that Lumi has done this same song and dance multiple times this year before trips. She did it with the Spain trip and she’s going it again now.

>spelled 5-character word correctly
Is Wemi actually smarter than she lets on?

>>85983205
Show me Screenshot (32)

>>85983068
>>85983146
>>85983208
I don't think she hates us. I think it's more like apathy now.

What's up with all the tenma streams

Cutema was so fun I didn't expect to end up rock hard for Gyattma. Wemi could do a lot of damage if she was less Wemi, so it's best if she keeps the baby voice for the future.

>>85983139
I always trusted.

>rickrolled
WEMI WHY

Gengar’s overrated
what do you think pcg
also rate the setup

>>85983290
I'm Tenma

Nasa Cute

>>85983290
The leak was on purpose, which means all the catalogshitters thinking it was the final yab lost once again.

I want to breed deerma

>>85983015
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DATE RAPE ATTEMPTS AT THE PARTIES
Pippa constantly triggering my over protective brother emotions is exhausting.

>>85983230
>know everything there is to know about my oshi
>hear rumors
>"Pff, okay. There's no way-"
It was her. I swear to god. I never use this knowledge for evil or to anti but I am neurotically obsessed with know everything I can about her.

Please give me your best woman tears clips

>rizzrolls you
>leaves

>>85983406
Sorry to tell you this anon but you actually never knew shit.

How come Lumi didn’t say goodbye to her fans before fucking off for 2 weeks? I thought she loved and appreciated them?

>three streams in a row
How does Tenma do it?

>>85983269
Uhhh ok...

>>85983443
fuck off fish

>>85982940
That's the correct order

>>85983284
She can get some apathy back when we don't show up to any of her gay twitch collabs. If anything we should be waiting in the wings and join right when her collab sexpest/whore fucks off.

>>85983460
I know everything publicly available. I can't help myself. Still love her though.

>Tenma overlaps Tenma
>Tenma raids Tenma
what the FUCK is going on

>>85982940
I would have said Lia, but after what she has proven the last week? Pippa

>>85983284
While I think this current melty is over a non-issue, I do agree with this statement.

>>85983478
She sent personal recorded message to her fans, though.

>Michi shouting out her co-worker's birthdays, milestones and achievements

>>85983406

>>85983492
retard...

>>85983340
Alakazam Gyrados and Aerodactyl are the real gen 1 ubers

Welp, rip Rie

>>85983284
She knows she can milk her fans for money nonstop

>>85983597
It was never specified if you wanted a michi image or not :(

>>85983378
No this was damage control. Very good entertainment but still damage control.

>>85983527
Just wait until Tenma collabs with Tenma and thenTenma starts her own stream which overlaps Tenmas' collab and Tenma gets accused of hating Tenmas.

>>85983603
This nigga knows what's up

I haven't watched a single stream since June. It's interesting, I check the thread maybe once a day so I have an inkling of whats going on, but i feel so distanced from all drama and just can't connect. Like reading whatevers the fotm drama feels like reading irl celebrity drama, its weird but also liberating.

>>85983641
Post Screenshot (24)

>>85983406
That wasnt her. Too many discrepancies.

>>85983492
download more ram

>>85983671
This better end with a massive Tenma collab. Fishman please

>>85983606
Lmao

>>85983606
KEK

>>85983527
Is it really an overlap or a raid if it's all just Tenma?

>>85983618
Even after all we found out this week the idiots will line up with their wallets open. She really is the Gura of Phase.

>>85983689
I will not, but you can have this

>my deer friend

>>85983401
She isn't worth the time to worry, she knew they were going on yet continued to attend the parties

WHERE IS THE DAMN SCHEDULE YOU RACCOON

>>85983641
NTA, you delivered as requested.

>>85983527
Tenmaception, you will eventually think Tenma, you will eventually become Tenma

>>85983606
RIP Hime
I loved our time together

>>85983406
>it was her
>badge was affiliate, not partner
>breasts too large
>body type doesn't match descriptions given to us by other people
>head is too round
>voice isn't right
>wears a face mask to go to a small DnD group, decided not to at a massive convention
If it doesn't look like a rabbit, and doesn't talk like like rabbit, and doesn't act like a rabbit, it probably isn't one.

>>85983764
But I'm not the guy who called you "retard". I just wanted to also play screenshot gatcha.

>>85983806
>>voice isn't right
You may be deaf

>>85983756
She isn't Gura. Don't get this in her head. I have accepted Gura's situation because she is a special case being catapulted to mega popularity so fast would do this to most people. Pippa can't hope to achieve this and will only cut the legs out from under her.

>>85983825
I know lol, just couldnt post that specific screencap due to...reasons

Phase Wars II, that was a good memory...

>>85983806
If she was dressed more like a boy and wearing a hoodie i'd be more inclined to believe it.

>>85983688
Same but I haven't engaged at all outside of a handful of streams every now and then. Haven't been here in at least six months.
Came back on a whim and thought this place had really gone downhill, but no it's just more of the same. Very liberating, agreed.

>>85983776
I care too much. Help me. I even try and post nut clarity my way out and it is fleeting.

Come and watch daddy smug's slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh9Bs4aOOC4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh9Bs4aOOC4

This Michiru stream is giving me comfy nostalgia. Thanks to the less EOP for keeping Michiru company.

>>85983806
>>85983892
>she doesn't fit muh headcannon pippa therefore its not real
man whatever I am not gonna try and convince you last time I did I got jannied for owning you retards too hard

I love Shiina!

>>85983688
schizos shitting their mind on their keyboard is not drama you retarded freak

>>85983806
Ok if this is your definitive list I am 100% sure it's her because all of those are some weak ass counters.

>>85983930
>>85983931
>1 second off

>>85983938
No one talking about how the long arms and hands match up.

>>85983860
NTA but it's not her you retard. This dumbass went to D&D masked up you think she's gonna walk around a con bare faced when she knows she's been doxxed beforehand?

So now that the dust is settling, who did it best?

>>85983780
https://youtu.be/lBBwXSBjXUM

>>85984020
tenma

>it really is just a clip compilation
usually I like these and find them funny but I'm just not in the mood after her ghosting

>>85984020
Cutenma said she loves me :)

>>85984020
Clearly it was Tenma.

PIPPA WASN'T AT TWITCHCON. Why is it so hard to believe? You guys need a hobby or something.

>>85984020

>>85983998
>It's not her because [insert retarded reason]
Meanwhile kiwifarms 2 is doing gifs with the old stuff we had that proves the facial structure is the same.

>>85984078
I believe.

>Lumi made it worse by tricking Gumis now
Thanks Lumi appreciate it. Gonna be a long 2 weeks.

>>85983936
I noticed even the overseas bros are using more Japanese to make her comfortable

>>85984048
>it really is just a clip compilation
were you expecting otherwise?

>>85984044
Tenma still has a violin stream to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCtWFtB-CRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCtWFtB-CRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCtWFtB-CRs

>>85984078
Stalking Pippa is my hobby

Thank you Daddy Smug for posting this unfunny clip compilation.
It really makes up for the lack of Lumi saying goodbye before fucking off for 2 weeks.

>>85984081
Cool. Go back now fag.

>>85984129
Funny enough, not her first time skinwalking tenma

I'm going to China bros

>>85984078
Shitposting about Pippa is one of my hobbies

>>85984081
They really are Pippa's fans.

>>85984078
Yeah, touch grass and get a life, parasocial freaks! Even if she was it's not your business anyways!

How do guys feel knowing that failed race car driver that makes up GameStop stories on YouTube pumped a load into your oshi capips?

>>85984158
i bet ratman will copy paste this post on twitter

>>85983910
No helping at that point, good luck

>>85984078
Shitting on Pippa is my hobby.

>>85984221
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>85984037
She's never going to wake up;_;

Remember, engaging in what is essentially the same thing as celebrity gossip drama is woman behavior.

>>85984234
Zased he should. He's like a not shitty BVTM

>>85984078
Kill yourself or get raped there next time bitch

Gentlemen, I have inserted an upgraded motor into my male masturbator, along with a second suction motor and three large lithium polymer batteries. My last burning nut will be to erina. Look for me on the news.

>>85984228
I can't jerk off to this add rape

>>85983590
Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth.

>>85984228
He's not a failed nascar driver. He has big sponsors now.

>>85984234
you are replying to tatman

Maybe if you hadn't spent so much time talking shit about Pippa for every little thing Lumi wouldn't have blessed you with karma like this. Be better.

>>85984281
>shaming retarded women who have cushy do nothing jobs for being lazy is bad
Hello foid

>>85984308
He's literally bvtm.

>>85984281
I am a woman.

>>85984333
He's still seething about getting rejected by Pippa

>>85984048
It probably was meant to come out later this week too as filler for the trip, but she posted it today as damage control over her gumi bitchslap this morning.

>>85984339
But i was talking shit about Pippa. A capipi.

>>85984357
Elaborate.

>>85984366
kek me too, believe me

I hope Lumi enjoys her time with her in-laws :^)

>>85983806
>body type doesn't match descriptions given to us by other people
This, this is the biggest redflag.
But then again it's not like anything anyone says will convince them so why bother, let them have their fun until they get bored as always

>>85984451
AIIIIIEEEEEE ANON NOOOO THE GUMIS WILL RAMPAGE

>>85984490
too sad to do that, maybe in a few days

You funny

>>85984366
Do you participate in drama

>>85984456
This is the only real thing deterring me on it. We know Pippa's arms are stretch armstrong tier, she doesn't exercise but she barely eats either. Even Lumi has said she's lanky and taller than her, not that it means much coming from a woman but it does put Pippa above almost every Phase girl.

im all out of energy, just sad, will schizo anti post about lumi in the coming days tho
handing the baton off to capipis

>>85984221
>Kyle Kazuma
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

>>85984573
My lanklet pot bellied wife....

>>85984366
>>85984440
proof next thread?

Why is there so much feminine posting in this thread?

Which phasers can eat Pippa out while simply standing?

>>85984617
You know why

>>85984339
I don't give a shit about Pippa or post about her

https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1838626174421078168
It's so over...

>>85984617
Ship my merch you fag
>>85984633
Muu Muyu.

>>85984617

>>85984617
Seething femanon brought all her friends. You know what that means, it's time to go ultra rape

>>85984645
We will never recover from this

>>85984645
Pippa what the fuck dude. I'm over you. Dropped. Sick of this shit.

>>85984645
WTF

>>85984645
Capipis...

>>85984645
I’m going to click it and istg if it’s towa baby im gonna abstain and improve myself

I am just happy I can finally masturbate to a grown-up Pippa photo. I never used the old shit for obvious reasons.

>>85984020

We should all drop Pippa for her cuter little sister.
https://www.youtube.com/live/X2cG4VJguc0

>>85984758
same I self insert as the dinosaur arm sleeve thing

>>85984747 (me)
oh.. well..

>>85984809
Why does she sound like she has a dick in her mouth?

>>85984758
are you black?

>>85984645
>didn't punch the cat
What's the fucking point of the name if you don't commit to the bit

>>85984837
Sorry I am impatient

>>85984020
I don't watch pippa or lumi so i'm enjoying watching the shitshow

>>85984645
>Literally biting con attendees
Wtf

*blocks your path*

>>85984882
Who is your oshi so I can anti her.

Post bwc

>>85984914
I am bigger than her.
*unblocks my own path*
*with rape*

>>85984975
Wemilia Nephys-uuu!

I'm Tenma

>>85985020
I can't anti remi. You are lucky.

>>85984614
https://litter.catbox.moe/pydrtx.png

>>85984975
Lia

>>85985062
That's right bitch, sit there and take it without complaint then

>>85984078
I haven't been following this at all, but I have been following Pippa long enough to know she will obliterate this post in the first 5 minutes of her return stream. I'll try to remember to grudgepost later.

>>85984975
(you)

>>85985064

>>85984985
Are starknights or Likers the gayest fanbase?

>>85984985
gay

>>85985161
Why would you capitalize "Likers" but show disrespect with "starknights"? Are you perhaps a liker, anon? Are you gay? Hmmm?

>>85985064
Femanon you pervert!

>>85985202
>t. gay seething starknight

>>85983284
You know that's worse right?

>>85985161
Am just one guy

>>85985097
Me? Anon... that's so flattering.

https://files.catbox.moe/8yq215.jpeg
JL7bro special sauce

I have a mighty need for lokilicious

>>85985161
Starknights are just attractive femboys, i dont think they are gay (this makes then hotter).
Likers are straight up fags

>>85985366
I lmao'd so hard.

>>85985366
ew

>>85985296
Yes

>>85985366
kek

I concluded that the JP's sees Tenma as a motherly figure and the EN's sees her as a mega goblin with an accent.

>>85985366
https://files.catbox.moe/49lu72.jpg
Pipkun was in rare form lately

>>85985368
>i dont think they are gay
nigga

Lumi could have just done a 5-10 minute stream man...

>Chio is just cuter old Pippa
Later niggas!

>>85985366
Nice works today Pipkun.

>>85982859

>>85985646
Shut up Rune you're never be as cute as Lottie

speaking of book club...
>Pippa's Book Club:
■ Pippa confirms part 2 - FRI Sep 20th!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WORN6kPghqs
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
>Catch up on part 1 (Mouse Guard - Fall 1152) here:
■ https://gofile.io/d/smEn2M
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
>PART 2 Book:
■ Mouse Guard - Winter 1152 (Comic Book)
■ CBV format - open in comic reader program or unzip it
■ https://gofile.io/d/yWdorN

>>85985641
She could have just done it will packing or something, anything would have sufficed

>>85985692
>you're never be as cute

>>85985646
I found my own 2view too, realized I just like saving vtubers who appreciate their fanbase. Pippa is saved and doesn't, farewell!

Why doesn't Pippa ever do membership content anymore?

>>85985700
No she doesn't care about you. So that's why she didn't do it. Not cause it would be hard to do.

>>85985695
Sorry it seems my part one link is expired. If anyone needs it reply to this and LMK, i'll re-up it on request

I'm getting worn out hearing the same tik tok jokes on every Remi stream, very Ohio.
I wish she would go back to 2022 content Remi.

>>85985752
anymore?

>>85985752
She doesn't need to. People stay membered cause they love and care about her.

>>85985752
When was the last time she did membership content?

if you paid attention to yesterday's stream she said that she wont be streaming today

>>85985613
Her english is better than Tenmas

>>85985821
I was like that once...

Pipkin do you have an archive of all your work somewhere? You should draw for the next edition of the phase magazine

I haven't watched one Tenma model stream, which ones are the best ones to watch and which ones were shit?

>>85985799
Come home Doremu

I posted the explicit Saya lewd image in the last thread.
Why am I still here?

>>85985886
We don't watch streams here.

>>85985915
Tenmas
Tenmas

>>85985906
*Pipkun

>>85985944
repost it I missed it

>>85985906
>>85985975
>he was right the first time and didn't realize
Lmao

>>85985886
doesn't work

>>85985983
It's still there, just follow the link to the last thread.

>>85985886(me)
>>85986011
i know, i fucked up the soundpost

>>85985915
Nasa and Rie

>>85985886
She literally did the exact opposite and emphasized multiple times that she WOULD be streaming today.

>>85985944
jannies dont pay any attention to this thread

>>85985906
not pipkun but this might help. Not sure how complete it is though
https://twitter.com/markgreen1978/media

>>85985936
I'm there bro, but I'm not giving up on Wemi, just think she could do better

>>85986056
she literally said tomorrow i will not be streaming

>>85986090
fake news, it was on her schedule, she didn't tweet saying she canceled, shitty damage control

HAG SEX
https://files.catbox.moe/ta2p85.png
https://files.catbox.moe/80tp4g.png
https://files.catbox.moe/z04g1u.png

>>85986119
just listen to this >>85986040

>>85986066
Thanks anon. He's the R. Crumb of Phase World and I enjoy the talents begrudging relationship with him

A chinesian phaser really ought to go babysit lumi. Im sure she will be fine if she goes straight to and from the wedding and spends the rest of the trip elsewhere. unless things gave changed recently, traveling around china alone is on par with traveling around subsaharan africa alone. she couldnt be that dumb

>>85986066
What's half in the bag?

>>85986154
post timestamp from the twitch vod

>>85986153

>>85986090
She literally said I’m still doing the shitpost stream and was getting angry that people kept asking her if it was canceled

>>85985915
Remi for seeing the break of her character, otherwise Rie.

The ultimate zatsu game, Tiny Glade, is out which Phase girl will be the first to play it?

>>85986180
i don't know... idk if i want to

>>85986187
14 min

>>85986180
An internet show involving my husbando's

>>85986172
China is very safe nowadays. Its a police state with constant surveillance

Did Lumi say where in China she's going? I assume Rie is in Hong Kong or something, so probably no off-collab?

>>85986180
chat is this real

why were there 5 full threads while I was asleep, what did I miss? no I won't backread

>>85986153
>no lewd
LAAAAAME

>>85986268
she said she will be far away from her, and likely doing a bunch of tourist spots, which are mostly all in the north

>>85986297
https://files.catbox.moe/zmv3x0.png
https://files.catbox.moe/h44qsw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rte28o.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bbjafe.png
https://files.catbox.moe/l5hota.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bf1f3z.png
https://files.catbox.moe/g97qho.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/uu8yb3.jpg

>>85986284
Towa Baby

>>85986264
>China is very safe nowadays
except the crumbling infrastructure and the dager posed by that

>>85986172
>traveling around china alone is on par with traveling around subsaharan africa alone
Not even close, but you still shouldn't do it.

>>85986284
It was shitposting until Tenma saved us with several consecutive streams.

>>85986229
>>85986180
https://www.youtube.com/@RedLetterMedia

>>85986284
They were debating how gay4pay you are. It got pretty ugly.

>>85986172
The CCP is authoritarian and ruthless, and China has its fair share of shit holes but it also has perfectly safe and modern places which no doubt is where she's going. It's not like Africa at all. You don't have to suck off Xi to realize the place is huge with some obvious great travel spots and futuristic cities.

>>85986343
Hell yeah hag sex

>>85986090
>>85986040
>>85986247
Jesus fuck you stupid nigger literally less than 30 seconds after that she REITERATES MULTIPLE TIMES that she was going to do her stream today. Holy fuck you're a dumbass.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2258682164?t=0h14m51s

>>85986160
>alone
>Lumi
.......

>>85986372
Ah ok. I assumed it was something disgusting. I do enjoy their Star Trek next gen vids.

>>85986264
>China is very safe nowadays
I just saw a short about mooncakes exploding, ants dying from eating it, and dogs not touching it. Their infrastructure is made of paper and their food is poison.

Give it to me straight bros: is Michiru fat? So much food talk...

>>85986316
Mongolian anons mount your horses and get ready to kidnap a wife.

>>85986431
did you consider that i was just shitposting? i posted this >>85985696 a few min before

>>85986533
he did not consider it, no

>>85986431
she's even making fun of people who would get upset if she didn't do a last stream...jesus christ Lumi have some self awareness you lazy entitled fuck

>>85986494
China isn't spooky boogie man like laowhy and serpentza spew to get your money. Have some nuance.

>>85986456
>cuckposting brownoid capipi can’t even click numbers right
I’m shocked.

>>85986153
I wish sexually active women actually existed in real life so bad…

This is the best Michiru stream in ages and it's just her talking about food and random stuff with chat. I need more of this

Michi's music is kinda spooky

>>85986494
This is as retarded as watching a gang shootout in chicago and thinking the usa is extremely dangerous everywhere.

/pol/ liveleak threads have fried your brain

she's so good at predicting the future

>>85986603
I was scrolling shorts while taking a shit. Doesn't have anything to do with /pol/.

>>85986431
lmao owned, what would compel someone to run cover for lumi in such a retarded fashion? I mean assuming its not a falseflag

>>85986180
Well Jay, I'm glad you asked! Half in the Bag is an internet skit comedy meets movie and television review show hosted by a group if fat, balding, neckbeard millennials where they watch terrible slop published every year by out of touch jewish pedip- I mean Hollywood producers! Sometimes the movies are even orginal concepts! Wow I love movies, don't you love movies? We should all get [SPONSORED BRAND INSERT] and go consume the latest abortion, I mean movie! Hahaha I wonder what are next?

>>85986599
She mentioned in her Offkai panel that she herself is a Dark Souls boss so it's fitting.

>>85986431
Why do women feel the need to lie bite the hand that feeds them constantly?

I hate women so much bros.
What’s the best way to make a woman suffer?

>>85986603
I think the issue is more that the frequency with which it seems to happen there, there's a reason why back when liveleak was a thing, like 90% of videos of people dying in some accident came out of China.

>>85985695
She will forget to read it again

>fishman didn't even send talents their own coffee
damn, he's stingy

>>85986596
Who

Sakana didn't send Michi coffee, she still doesn't know how it taste

>>85986708
>We should all get [SPONSORED BRAND INSERT]
I even know the tone in which he said that part...

Hotwife Jelly.
Hotwife Eimi.
Hotwife Iori.
Hotwife Tenma.

>>85986752
I’m sure just your presence is enough to cause unheard of suffering to any given woman anon, no need to get fancy with it.

>>85986752
Date men.

>>85986760
>>85985695
another relevant artwork from pipkun.

>>85986596
Same.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>85986793
>how it taste

>>85986809
First one should kill herself

>>85986915
Wow rude

>>85986596
Michiru is the only woman i like.

I'm suprised Michiru managed to zatsu for almost 2 hours

>>85986504
Oh god I hope so. "My hikki fat wife is a vtuber" will sell millions.

>>85986850
>calenda

Are those coffees in pods any good? I'm thinking about getting some and machine for it

>>85986596
The Michi noises are top tier this stream.

>>85986915
What's wrong with Jelly?

>>85986956
She keeps getting put on various food related tangents

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is #1 PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

>>85986983
Nope. I have one in my office and the coffee always tastes way too acidic

who is this and why is pippa awake at 8 AM?
https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1838602012629569841

>>85986575
>>85986603
While those two are both jews interested only in fame and making a quick buck, China is not a glamorous place even inside the cities. It's exactly what you would expect to get when you uplift a bunch of rural serfs from the 1600s into nouveau nobility and make them run a modern state.

I choose to believe none of the girls are fat.
Except Eimi, and she would break up after me after she realizes that when we're fucking, I'm squeezing her belly on purpose

>>85986983
Its the worst way to make coffee.

>>85986983
keurig? no it's pretty shitty coffee desu. get an aeropress and a burr grinder if you want single cup brews. it's a little more effort for 10x the quality and 1/4 the price

>>85987041
You know why

>>85987037
>>85987094
>>85987111
naruhodo, thanks

Every time I wake up lately I look and feel like I was fighting for my life all night.

>>85986850
He's just knocking them out of the park. Pippa is on the ropes.
DOWN GOES PIPKIN
DOWN GOES PIPKIN

>>85987174
Sleep apnea

I guess lemonades aren't really a thing in Japan?

>>85987041
I love my rabbit hotwife! She can have all the fun with con boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>85987174
Welcome to Tenma’s world

[Michi News] Protect your lemons from that whore Lumi

>>85986708
>>85986180
>>85986066
Isn't "half in the bag" just a euphemism for saying a person is drunk, kind of like "three sheets to the wind"?

>>85987037
>acidic
you guys should clean it more

>Michi loves raw lemons

>>85986983
They're better than a big tub of pre-ground coffee and normalfags love them because of it. I recommend pourover coffee with freshly ground beans. Here's a coffee autist reviewing a lot of different coffee pods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvMwNnAtTL8

>>85987331
Yes. RLM is in Wisconsin aka the most alcoholic state in America.

>>85987331
That's why I assumed it was a saying and not a RLM show.

>>85986834
Okay, but how do i make them depressed and instill feelings of being worthless, stupid, ugly and unloved in them?

>>85987252
id rather eat this

>>85987041
that song sounds familiar

>>85987331
Yes. If I recall its because drunks used to carry their bottles of liquor in paper bags to get away with public drinking.

>>85986752
Ignore them. And give attention to one just like them but better. It fucking consumes them.

>>85987041
Fluffen is Pochi from Idol. The girl who did TWO donothons, got a new model/rebrand, and then jumped ship from Idol with the money without fulfilling any of the dono goals.
She acts a lot like Pippa so I’m not surprised Pippa is friends with her.

I also eat raw lemons

>>85987414
ye because vtubers use free music from dova syndrome

>>85986264
a police state where EVERYONE is trying to fuck you and no one keeps their word if they stand to gain from breaking it. sonehow alsoa major hub for organ trafficking etc. the police state thing is a retarded meme spread by midiwits who conflate effective suppression of threats to the state and ruling party with effective policing. your connections and/or the threat you pose are the only reason anyone would give a fuck about you. china's unique contempt for social trust has been its most notable feature (as documented by ambassadors etc) for over a hundred years. her friend is sort of a shit head for dragging anyone out there
>>85986361
they are very different in the sense that africa is upfront about its primitiveness. you cant trust anyone because urbanization is unironically a novel concept to them. the chinese are less obvious but far craftier about fucking people. nothing bad happened to me because I went in prepared and with resources. in africa you just need a sufficient quantity ofsouth african bodyguards to be safe anywhere. being preparing for china isnt straight forward

LIVE:2 (yes pico is still streaming)
SOON: 4
LATER 5?

>>85987111
I second the burr grinder, but I think there are better brewing methods than the aeropress. You can get decent coffee out of it, but I don't think you can get truly spectacular brews from it.

>>85987413
I'd rather eat this

>>85987482
>stole from jews
Based. I will now watch your chuuba.

>>85987493
thats not from dova
it's called the penis (eek!) by surasshu

>>85987507
not pippa don't care

>>85987482
>Pippa supported Yuko after she went mask off and betrayed her fanbase
>Pippa supports Pochi who scammed her fanbase, ghosted them, and then acted like an entitled bitch when they wanted her to stream
Pippa really knows how to pick em

>>85987606
ironic, even if you imply the stream in 7 hours isn't happening

>>85987482
>>85987542
Sadly she didn't steal from the jews, she stole from her own fans. If anything she pretty much pulled a yuri and I would bet my ass in the liker clubhouse that she also brought fans from idol into DMs and a private discord like yuri did. Vtubing can get so scummy.

>>85987268

Please stop putting Michiru on food related tangents I really need to sleep and I'm in to deep to stop watching in the middle

>>85987482
>robbed idol keks
My queen. I kneel.

>>85987482
>TWO donothons
This story kind of changed when it was revealed they had no cash and were mandated to do donothons to pay their coworkers' paychecks.

>>85987655
Pippa doesn't care or support fans. She's said as much many, many times.
Pippa only cares about "other creators" because they're "in her class."
She's so retarded about it that even if you're a random retard who put on an animesuit just to try and groom egirls she considers you as better than random fans.

>>85987482
>the new invaders are fluffen, rye, and ky0resu
PIPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP THEY ALREADY KILLED ONE CORP

Michiru is a whore

>>85987683
No

>85987781
Kill yourself.

>>85987773
luckily fishman isnt that retarded

>Tenma with boobs

I hope Michiru does more of these instead of us just getting lucky having 2 random chats close together

Is this supposed pippa clip banworthy or something

i was trying to find the tenma leak and got flashbagged by this apparently rrat

>>85987799
meant for >>85987781

>>85987704

>>85987813
Gross

>>85987813
Boobma