/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

hey man

butter

crying Kaela makes me hard

Lying at work and to bosses is a necessity

>pekora doesn't like the big eyes meme face
>pekora loves the screaming pekora ash baby

>>85956541
Karaage is the fired chicken you get most times in Japan and has no bones anon

>>85956628
>>85956602
>>85956568
So you have no reason why? They can make any rule they want, why would they need an excuse? How is one less confrontational when they're already told they're not allowed to modify their original model's hair color because it would change their identify

huh? what comment did biboo see?

>>85956684
Pekora just hates westerners

It's the last week & her SC is off & wants to do a charity stream instead.
What an angel, only evil people would hate on such a kind girl.

Holy shit, what did that guy in Biboo's chat say?

>>85956715
Based, my soul brother

>>85956729
What did biboo say?

WHAT CHATTER. WHO DID SHE MEAN?

>>85956700
>How is one less confrontational
"It's not fair to your peers" vs "we just don't want you to do it"

>>85956715
KEK he’s just practicing Muslim culture

>>85956729
see >>85956715

>>85956687
cute boy

Bros

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/iw2w9u.png

I miss it. So much kino.

>>85955737
>>85956623
>>85956628

>>85956678
Lying just bites you in the ass. What works for me is smartly omitting details, but still telling the truth.

>>85955633
>>85955703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOjds7TSje0&t=4247
Fauna was having fun drawing and some sc with "kronfau national holiday" and Fauna said here is your kronfau for you
>>47900962
>>47900983
>>47901024
also some Ame mention in that stream
>>47901441
>>47901491

>>85956715
Inshallah brother

>>85956771
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>85956821
That's in the same tier as making excuses which is what is being discussed

>>85956761
But you just said the reason was that they don't want to dilute their original character image, why not just say that?

>>85956821
This is true
For example, "I need the 30th off because someone I know died"

>captcha: MMMNA

>>85956863
"It's not fair to your peers" vs "we just don't want you to do it"

>Mayhem happening everywhere
>Meanwhile

https://youtu.be/RnVqo1CJ_QU?t=15119

I know you guys are joking about (x) will be the next Ame, but I think Reine has her kindness & anti-numberism. That last GTA with her being kind, not just to Ame, but to everyone really sealed the deal.

>Biboo, there's a pigeon on your head.
>You have head pigeons, go to the nurse.

>>85956936
They're also nothing alike and I'm sick of comparisons. Stop begging for people to watch your oshi.

>>85956893
Did you even read what I said?

>>85956640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCi5-UJtvs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCi5-UJtvs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCi5-UJtvs4

>>85956962
One thing being similar is not being alike, true.

will she change her mind? Also where is her schedule

>>85956936
I want to throw a brick at your head btw

>>85956807
Why is Shuba the only attractive one in this pic?

>>85956834
timesmith tomorrow

Which one would (YOU) pick?

>>85956793
SHE'S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-1t8zoFTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-1t8zoFTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-1t8zoFTQ

>>85956988
based mio

Jetpack bros...we're in

>>85956936
I hate Reine because she came back to IRyS life just to marry and have sex with her, she's a monster!

>>85956839
I remember the stream but I forgot the context

>>85956821
Ofc you have to be strategic about the lie in the same way that honesty can be strategic, but I consider a omission to be a subset of lying but that's quibbling

For an instance of strategic honesty, I'm getting time off and extra time on projects because I technically intervened in a suicide attempt on Friday

>>85957048
Reine literally did not score

>>85956968
I just feel like I'm talking to an absolute moron
One is the company simply exerting their will over yours, the other is making the case that what you're doing isn't fair to other people in the same position as you
Of course one of them is far more confrontational than the other

>>85957004
No, but I think she will come back for real.

>>85957029
fbk rehearsed so much for that scene and kanata didn't even let her perform

Does someone have an image where Luna's face is swapped with Anya's?

>>85957019
GTA style and they didn't include the Lui pic.

>>85956839
>Ame floor stream

>timesmith
shit is fucking mind numbingly boring Kronii please just go collab with literally anyone but Kaela

>>85957048
Reine was literally checking her phone during the date (while riding the rollercoaster even)
she has NO GAME and will never score

I just woke up from a dream where for some reason I had Mumei porn saved as a shortcut on my toolbar at work and a coworker went up to me to explain something and I accidentally opened the Mumei porn and had to play it off as he explained the work I needed to do while Mumei was masturbating on my screen.
I said sorry later but he said it was fine and he wouldn't judge people for watching porn.

I will MARRY Kronii and have sex with her and we will have beautiful children, I won't let her die alone no matter what, I love her too much for that

>>85957037
Nice, I always go back to this rendition

>>85957078
>One is the company simply exerting their will over yours
No. They can tell them they don't want them to dilute their character image. That's a reason.

please no more timesmith

>>85956839
I miss Fauna's doodles.

Fauna cute!

Wait a minute...you mean I don't have to get up early to watch GTA streams anymore? YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85957031
Black Canary is the most attractive BoP and it's not even close.

I'm getting sleepy...

>>85957095
Kanata got emotionally invested. She keeps trying to kill Korone after the break up with Mio/marriage to Azki.

>>85957150
do you have double eyelids? if not your korean kids will need to waste money on plastic surgery

>>85957157
I've heard rumors that pol pol the journalist is secretly a fennec, is there any truth to this?

>>85957166
And that's a more confrontational reason that telling you it isn't fair for your peers
It's saying "we know what's best for the character of Amelia Watson, not you, the person playing Amelia Watson"

I miss CC and Fauna yapping in my ear...

I got my 5th Fes merch today and looking at it brings me such mixed emotions. I love fes and enjoy every bit of it each year but at the same time with Aqua and Ame leaving it really drives home the feelings that nothing lasts forever. I'm not ready for the day that there isn't anything to look forward to and there is only things to look back on. God I fucking love Hololive and wish things wouldn't have to ever end.

Mumei isn't a Broncos fan... thank god

>>85957029
can someone PLEASE make a soundpost out of this Foobs image with this as bgm because it's too fitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDDoqAksEn0

fuck you kronii life IS beautiful you motherfucker
yes the world is beautiful and you can appreciate the sunrise and frolick among the nice scenery and no you dont have to have a fucking life journey to experience that

you just go outside on a good day and experience it, it's not that complicated
noone ever promised you get to be happy forever, you just take happy days as they come and keep trying to create more like what fucking hololive is doing by putting on so many fun live events or even just good streams

>>85957215
based and true but cassandra cain is close for me

>>85957208
Based Moom.
https://x.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1838413103807238523

>>85957031
Why are there two batgirls?

>>85956721

>>85956988
The thought of Mio physically cringing from seeing a male vtuber on one of her co-worker's thumbnail is hilarious

Would you rather have a jetpack or kiss your oshi on the lips?

why does Raora insist on being a big cat and not a small one? Is it panther kayfabe?

>>85957235
So what reason do you think they tell them for not being able to change hair color? Kiara and Fauna have both mentioned it, why wouldn't they just reuse that reason? The "confrontational reason" has already been done

>>85957208
>>85957267
GTA was fun!

>>85957287
kiss easily. jet packs seem like an accident waiting to happen

>>85957166
Like literally anything else that they are doing?????? Their character image comes from the streamers, not the fucking png.

>>85957273
there could be at least 3 batgirls

>>85957160

>>85957249
Chaotic child

>>85957310
She's fat

>>85957287
Jetpack nigga. Fuck traffic

>>85957321
Are you homeschooled? Have you never been in a situation where you've had to deal with other people who have power over you?

>>85957277
Friend...

>>85956874

>>85957273
I think Kiara is Barbara Gordon Batgirl and Subaru is Cassandra Cain Batgirl

>>85957287
Do I get infinite fuel, proper permits, and the skills to ride the jetpack without dying horribly?

>>85957277
hilariously based

>>85957287
According to Ina I'm already a jetpack, so gimme that smooch

biboo that was the weakest sneezes I've ever heard

KRONII'S DYING

>>85957328
ESL anon please stay out of an argument you weren't part of. We're talking about their visual character

CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE CUTE BIBOO SNEEZE

JETPACK ACQUIRED

Biboo has very cute sneezes.

>>85957273
Batman adopted a lot of kids for the tax breaks.

>>85957287
I've kissed girls but I've never flown like a fucking rocket
Give me the jetpack

who is the 9gag holo?

>>85957148
I had this same dream, except it wasn't a dream at all and actually happened

Kronii's coughing in such a fucking cute way, I'd kill myself if she ever quits hololive

>>85957245
https://bushiroad-global-online-store.com/products/bushiroad-rubber-mat-collection-v2-vol-1165-hololive-5th-fes-capture-the-moment-ver-hololive-stage-3
i'm using the 3rd stage mouse mat which has ame next to micomet
i thought it was a crackship and it's owarida, but then we got that gta scene yesterday

>>85957452
>I've kissed girls
Fag

DO YOUR CHAIN HANG LOW
DO IT WOBBLE TO THE FLOOR

>>85957416
Takos stay winning

>>85957273
Batgirl and Batwoman

>>85957322
Sure was!

>>85957402
Which is funny because I think Cass started as a mute so I wouldn't pick Subaru for that.

>>85957376
so are you just gonna bring up irrelevant things or answer the question? Weird way to argue. They already use the confrontational way you hypothesize they avoid.

>>85957477
Do you kiss your mom on the lips with that mouth? Evidently not.

Please give me Koyori mayonnaise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWRFv8fhspA&t=29978s
Brought to you by Holospy
That is my report for today.

I kind of want a jetpack now too...

Amelia Watson will return after 2.5 years pass after her granulation. Source: several demons in my head screaming at me and a singular gnome running in circles up in there.

>>85957261
Kronii knows that you retard, it's because life is so beautiful that it hurts so much when people die or hurt themselves

When you think of jetpacks, what kind/user-type do you think of?
I always imagine some Rocketeer shit

>>85957507
This nigga literally watches homos, you are a closeted homofan

>>85957502
I've answered a thousand of your dumb questions, how about you answer one of mine? You don't understand basic human behaviour. Human behaviour is deeply contextual. Somebody might tell the truth in one situation or give an excuse in another based on the circumstances

this is a very cute collab group and i love biboo and raora together

>>85957507
Fuck you, retard.

TEALEAVES? WILL WE BE FED BEFORE GRADUATION?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq23pqE9fdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq23pqE9fdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq23pqE9fdc

>>85957287
Jetpack
My oshi has cooties

>>85957507
go fucking back

>>85957262
Based anon

>>85957507
Fuck off Homospy

>>85957549
i think of the rocketeer too

>>85957549
Same, still like the helmet design.

>>85957287
I think a working jetpack is a more valuable experience than kissing my oshi.

>>85957564
thats a rainforest song

why did she say Daaku like that lol

>>85957031
Can't wait for Moom to abandon OW2 and start getting addicted to Marvel Rivals.

>>85957569
>>85957581
>>85957595

>>85957564
Deadlock

>>85957553
Yes, you're the only one in the world that went to school, congrats. So the best you have is that they give different reasons out based on "circumstances" (vague)

>>85957287
I will only kiss my oshi if she has morning breath

>>85957507
Are you just an actual holostars fan shilling their shit in here by using the "holospy" thing as a poor excuse?

Inspired by picrel and my own level 5 autism, I wanted to gather data to make a consensus chart

https://poal.me/ogwasc - Mori autistic?
https://poal.me/0srfx2 - Mori retarded?
https://poal.me/i1i6q7 - Kiara autistic?
https://poal.me/oq4oz2 - Kiara retarded?
https://poal.me/ytxvqg - Ina autistic?
https://poal.me/x1tnu8 - Ina retarded?
https://poal.me/hcf4nu - Gura autistic?
https://poal.me/hvwv6y - Gura retarded?
https://poal.me/2kytp9 - Ame autistic?
https://poal.me/uy614u - Ame retarded?
https://poal.me/9o4no3 - IRyS autistic?
https://poal.me/rch4eg - IRyS retarded?
https://poal.me/6hn1ek - Fauna autistic?
https://poal.me/icjnsc - Fauna retarded?
https://poal.me/mum5u0 - Kronii autistic?
https://poal.me/kplxqs - Kronii retarded?
https://poal.me/kpx8pn - Mumei autistic?
https://poal.me/10erty - Mumei retarded?
https://poal.me/1jbxn6 - Bae autistic?
https://poal.me/ttim0h - Bae retarded?
https://poal.me/7ngl71 - Shiori autistic?
https://poal.me/43teza - Shiori retarded?
https://poal.me/e0mll6 - Biboo autistic?
https://poal.me/5iitpp - Biboo retarded?
https://poal.me/dv5nsc - Nerissa autistic?
https://poal.me/07051v - Nerissa retarded?
https://poal.me/rlrl0z - Fuwawa autistic?
https://poal.me/2nraet - Fuwawa retarded?
https://poal.me/q232uj - Mococo autistic?
https://poal.me/8yyguj - Mococo retarded?
https://poal.me/g7pbeo - ERB autistic?
https://poal.me/n00r8v - ERB retarded?
https://poal.me/t4w9ve - Gigi autistic?
https://poal.me/lv5urx - Gigi retarded?
https://poal.me/kk7y6n - CC autistic?
https://poal.me/qcsyii - CC retarded?
https://poal.me/a7swcz - Raora autistic?
https://poal.me/mjt2jz - Raora retarded?

>>85957424
And I'm saying that comes from the streamer? Do you think that they don't have any input on their outfit? How are you this dumb?

I don't need a jetpack to flu.

>>85957617
Answer these questions
Did you go to school?
Do you have friends?
Have you had a job?

>>85957494
Well, there’s the MMA manager thing but most people forget that.

KEK KAELA

>>85957616
i've actually been having a lot of fun with deadlock despite only being good with like 3 heroes since I'm dogshit at mobas

That's uh definitely an impression

>>85957482
How did Kanataso manage that headshot so quickly?

>>85957273
People talk about there being some sort of trinity of Wonder Woman, Superman, and Batman, in DC, but the reality is that DC is all Batman, it's always been Batman, which to be fair, Batman is fucking COOL

Return to monke

That sounded like a monkey, I thought it was from the game

>>85957642
fuck off retard

>>85957549
ironman hand jets always seemed both cool and retarded

>>85957507
what kind of superchat is that? fucked up

>>85957507
this bit is boring, tired, old, crusty dusty and washed up
'holospy' is so 2022 and you don't even have good 'reports' any more you're just a homofag shilling them
kys you're washed bruv

>>85957031
I don't really consume superhero media, but I pick the one that's the closest to female Batman Beyond

>>85957549
This, then the Rocketeer

>>85957642
I'm going to vote falsely to skew your results

Kaela is sexy

>>85957549
Inspector Gadget

>>85957611
>Moom
>abandon OW2
Anon that already happened a while ago. It's all about roblox now.

Biboo is sexy

>>85957658
no, you are a very special person. a peasant such as I would never experience those rare opportunities.

>>85957549
an actual giant rocket strapped to the back in a cartoonish fashion

>>85957031
I know literally nothing about what characters these are supposed to be dressed like but damn that's one sexy Moom

>>85957031
Whoever Rissa is supposed to be

>>85957666
>baseball shirt
>megaphone
>stopwatch
>she's actually an MMA and esports manager
Genuinely what the fuck was management thinking? How does that make any sense?

rocketeer anons must be old as fuck kek
but not as old as this anon >>85957781

>>85957549
Inventor nerd type

Did anybody make a webm of Miko running on fire from Mori’s POV?

Holospy here
After reports of 3 celebrities (Usher, Pink, and Megan Fox) nuking their twitter accounts came out, CEOs of Warner Music Japan (Kab Kobayashi), Sony Music Nashville (Randy Goodman), Nike (John Donahoe), and 300 Entertainment (Kevin Liles) have started resigning all of a sudden.
That is my report for today.

>>85957477
Hank Hill ass lookin ass Taco

>>85957823
nigga shut up

>>85957820
yea there was one but I don't have it

>>85957770
So I'm guessing the answer is no
Here's how real life works, people lie, and they're not consistent about it either

>Kronii ending
How do I end this pain inside me

>>85957823
kill yourself retarded flip

>>85957642
KILL YOURSELF, AUTISTIC RETARD

>>85957692
Kanata doesn't miss. She gets shit for being a gorilla but in reality she's an apex predator who wears the skin of a supernatural being of immense power because it's less of a threat than she is.

>>85957879
Masturbate to Kronii

>Kronii gone
no... now what...?

Hologay here
...
That is my report for today

>>85957823
>After reports of 3 celebrities (Usher, Pink, and Megan Fox) nuking their twitter accounts came out
I don't care, I would 100% go to a diddy party

>>85957869
you might want to work on your sarcasm detector

>Biboo IMMEDIATELY almost dies using the jetpack
I love this retard

>>85957823
Be quiet retard.

>>85957031
>>85957794
>>85957800
Nerissa as Black Canary
Mumei as Huntress
Reine as Dove
Subaru as Cassandra Cain Batgirl
Lui as Hawkgirl
Kiara as Barbara Gordon Batgirl

>>85957799
You think that is worse then a fast food phoenix warrior idol?

I come to an undeniable conclusion linking the (somewhat) recent absence of Gawr Gura and the upcoming graduation of talent Amelia Watson. To put it simply, for the 4 or so years that they have been working as genmates they have been madly in love with each other behind the scenes, and have been having steamy hot lesbian sex. Eventually this has led to Gura getting pregnant with Ame’s child, and could not stream as much due to the pregnancy. By now, she has given birth and had to nurture the children, but now Ame has decided to also graduate in order to be a stay at home mom to care for the baby. I’m sure it’s not just one child either, they definitely plan to have many many children and have aggressive gay sex every night.

I want some late night chicken strips, why the fuck are daily queen strips $11 and A&W are $9 for 3 strips, this shit is robbery

>>85957907
we can kiss now

>>85957869
pointing that out is not the grand revelation you think it is. your argument is still speculative at its core. they lied (probably), and the real truth is this (probably).
can't believe you two retards dragged this shit into two threads.

I'm so fucking sad Kronii feels so pessimistic about life, I want to be the one that teaches her that life is worth living

>>85957950
>Nerissa as Black Canary

>>85957261
anon people who are depressed don't choice to be that way, your brain is just all chemcials that you can't control and your perception of reality is literally just at the whim of those chemicals
no amount of frollicking or looking at the sunrise will magically make your baseline level of happiness increase or increase the production of certain molecules in your head

if it was possible to do this and change your personality and mental state through sheer will or 'muh character development' or whatever then Ame would still be here and Gura would have been streaming every week for the past 4 fours
free will isn't real, you have to let go of disappointment and hate

Raora please...

>>85957799
I'm more shocked that they thought she needed a megaphone.

>>85957977
How about you open mouth kiss the barrel of a gun and pull the trigger instead

>>85957905
I do that a lot, I can only hope it somehow transfers my life energy to her

>>85957969
Gura has the cock actually, so Ame's the one who'd get pregnant

>>85957986
It's almost like we have the reason from the talent themselves yet that retard would rather make up mental gymnastics

Biboo's taking her ball and going home

>>85957969
fun fact, both ame and gura fought over who gets to get artificially inseminated with my superior seed (with my dick, by inserting in their vaginas)
i actually did both but gura was more fertile so she gets to be momma

>Fuwamoco postpones Voice Mimicry
Fuck
>Ao is gonna play it
Fuck yes

Biboo just transformed into a white girl

>>85957031
>>85957950
Who the hell is Dove? Never heard of that one
but give me Black Nerissa and Bat Wawa all day

Nutcracker is a motherfucker, even when you do understand him

Biboo casually streamed 12 hours today

>>85957261
>>85957993
I've been clinically depressed and I still find it astounding that some people don't know how to determine the thing/place that makes you happy, even if it's temporary or not effective at the time

hey guys, the actual real ninomanoninanonnis from holoEN here reminding you that you gotta drink some water, NOW! you need hydrate

>>85958061
What is it anyway

>>85958047
>It's almost like we have the reason from the talent themselves
We dont
The reason was given to Ame by management, and I said that reason sounds like an excuse

>>85958102
>Black Nerissa

>>85958121
Ina please stream normally I'm literally dying

>>85958105
That's my wife!

lmao raora that was some kino cuts

>>85957839
Hank Hill wishes he was that cheeked up

will gura actually show up on friday?

>>85958121
Hey Ina, you can hydrate me by peeing in my mouth.

>>85957993
I refuse to believe that we can't manipulate our own brains and our own depression, because if it is true, then what hope is there for me? I have to keep on fighting unfortunately

>>85958133
They don't need excuses. They make any rule they want.

>>85957952
Sword, chef's hat, phoenix. It's stupid and overcrowded but it's there. Subaru's design has nothing to do with esports or MMA, and Subaru herself has nothing to do with esports or MMA.

missing tokoyami towa

>>85958158
You'll see Gura, but it won't be her...

>>85957261
>>85957993
happiness isn't a state, it's an average. there are highs and lows but happiness is achieving an average of satisfaction

>>85958176
This is how I can tell you've never had a job
Bosses are usually not tyrants. Making excuses to make bad circumstances easier to digest is extremely common

>>85958105
pebbles barely sleep...

>>85958102
I think she had a brother that she fought crime with I know she was in Birds of Prey and died.

>>85958233
So they made the rule for no reason?

>>85958026
that barrel? my dick

>>85958243
I can sleep when I'm dead

>>85958273
We've already been over why the rule exists, it's to maintain their brand and their image

>>85958173
There are meds for that, at least try those first.

>>85958186
She's a girl because she cried many times in a single day.

In HoloSantos.

>>85958130
This should explain

>>85958286
So why can't they give that reason to the talent?

so who's on a safe day?

GO BIBOO GOOOOOOO

>>85957474
Funnily enough the art you posted is from the acrylic panel set that caused me to make my post. There's just something about seeing all them together that gets to me.

>>85958318
Why are you going around in circles?

>>85957993
>if it was possible to do this and change your personality and mental state through sheer will or 'muh character development'
It is for most people. It's just really hard and takes more time and will than some people have at the moment. Most people (those without genetic limitations), with effort, can change their homeostatic norm and start chemically being easily happy

>>85958186
Sorry towa is only for me

>>85958267
Damn, I though only Collabs could hit differently, but even HoloEN animation can hit differently.

>>85958321
are you really a fan if you're not tracking your oshi's cycles? you know the last sync point, do some math

>>85958321
Biboo only

How was the Ame FWMC escape room collab, was it KINO?

https://exhentai.org/g/3067086/968415dff6/

me and gura

What the fuck counts as metal in this game

>>85958321
I think Fauna is approaching her month, it starts at the usual beginning of the month, which is like September 30 to October 1.

>>85958341
Both reasons are bullshit excuses.

Why is she such a sweetheart?

>>85958297
I hate to admit it, but that's probably the real solution, despite how much i want to believe in my own human spirit.

holy shit thank god for that fucking egg lmao

>>85957993
I've changed my personality state multiple times and have been in different baseline levels of happiness at different points in my life

all I saw was a party popper go off and then Raora died what happened

>>85958121
Ina please let me lick your pits sweat

>>85957969
thought about this for a while but I can't find any flaws or contradictions

>>85958267
woah that watch reveal at the end. does that mean this is the wrong timeline???

>>85958373
Kaela never talk about hers nor was she ever affected in any time during her stream
...is she menopause?

>>85958425
No, one of them is a bullshit excuse, one of them is what they actually believe
You might DISAGREE with that reason, but you shouldn't take that out on me because I'm not Cover

>>85958423
>Saplings have managed to create the real period calendar
Deeply scary, however, it makes sense

>>85957993
Actually it can, Ame only need expensive psychiatry sessions. All psychiatrists can make you happy fr fr

>>85958453
Dog attacked Raora while she was holding an egg
Egg instantly killed him in the process

>>85958173
>>85958433
Sorry to tell you this Anon but you dont not have control over your body, and never will. There is a another half of you sleeping who does that and you have no power over it.

>>85958479
They believe both things

>>85957261
I think the most sardonic thing about (earth based) life is all of the different scifi works showing things with warp drives / FTL travel / galactic federations when the reality is we arent ever leaving this solar system in any meaningful way
chances are dinosaurs will have ended up being inhabitants of earth for a longer period than humans will have when all is said and done

there are losers in this thread that don't have a degree or trade cert, AND don't have a drivers license

kek

>>85957823
>>85957844
>>85957891
>>85957928
>>85957940
I'm guessing these events happened after P. Diddy's arrest

Biboo's laugh gives me life

MAMMA LOVE

>>85958531
Ame?!

HOLY KEK RAORA

>>85958545
same but for raora

hot damn, those thighs!

see chattini?

>>85958500
wrong, shut up bozo

>>85958515
Clearly they do believe in fairness to some degree, because there is some degree of equal treatment across all members
But there's also a lot of "unfair" treatment, some members have way more models and accessories than other members, so telling Ame she can't have them because it's not fair to the others is bullshit

>>85958267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWI-3OEmRI8

Depressed anons should purge themselves from the genepool. You're only bringing your oshi down with your attitude

>bau bau
>perochino
>garibaldi
Are the Abyssguards italian?

>Raora Panthera
Are beastfolk in their world just italian?

>>85958519
People used to say that about crossing the oceans so I wouldn't rule out AI figuring out how to do it a few hundred years later

>>85958590
Yes, you disagree with this reason and call it bullshit. Just like how I disagree with the first reason and think it's bullshit too

>>85958473
She mentioned her blood moon during a PJS one time

>>85957658
aren't these the minimum for being a non-retard?
actually, retards have friends and jobs

BIBOO NO. NOT THE EJECT BUTTON

>>85958582
Nope, it is called autonomous nervous system, which dictates the control of your hormones, neurotransmitters, vowel movements, memory, etc.
You can't control it and never will, no matter how much you will it, you will never control your endocrine system at will just as you do not control manually control the beating of your heart.

a fucking car?

DON'T LET THIS SASSY CHILD DRIVE

This baby got on the driver's seat...

i just saw a clip of nerissa that's 1 year old
i felt like they debut yesterday WTF

>>85958636
It's not about what I agree with, it's what's logically consistent and what isn't

>>85958433
I was super depressed after my dad died and the usual "just be happy bro, go for a walk or something!" shit wasn't doing it. What made a noticeable difference was some low level anti-depressants, it was like night and day. It made such a huge difference that I'm trying to get back on them again. Anyways, Kronii is not a super happy woman but she is definitely doing better than she was before. Keep in mind that she had a death recently in her life too.

>>85958567
gonna suck those toes until no polish remains

Hmmmmmmwwwweeaaaaggghghlkly

>800,000 YEN NOW, OR YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE DIRT!

roara is precious

Biboo should stick with her l2d
:D is so much better than the toothy grin

>>85958815
>less than $8000
lol sure

>>85958750
The first one isn't logically consistent either. Shiori uses her small chibi model randomly.
>But there's also a lot of "unfair" treatment, some members have way more models and accessories than other members
They have tried to be fair with this and use a points system for outfit accessories. The only reason someone in a gen would have more outfits is exceptions that are hard to earn(1M wishes/sponsors)

I'm gonna eat Ayamefriend

>>85958769
You know what, us humans being able to create such drugs that can alter our mental states, that also counts, >we're so fucking cool
Thank you Mr. Deadbeat.

>>85958210
you're just semantically redefining 'happiness' to be some abstract concept of 'contentment' like most normalfags do as a way to cope
>yeah bro I totally enjoy having to do an unenjoyable job every day, interact with annoying people at work, come home to loud screaming children and a nagging wife and constantly micromanage stressors like bills and shit - but at da end a' da day, at least I get ta watch me kids running around in da garden sitting in a deckchair looking at the sunset or some shit, that's reeeeeeel happyness, that's contentment! it was all worth it!
the reality is you were unhappy and suffering for 75% of your life and your happiness was sporadic and then you died, the truth is that 'real happiness' is exactly what your child-brain intuitively thinks it is: when you were drunk and high that one time, when you were having sex, when you were watching a really good movie etc. the rest of it is either boredom or varying levels of suffering

meanwhile some people's 'highest level of happiness' that they experience in moments like hanging out with friends or whatever is not as high as others though, as in they can 'be happy' but don't feel it as strongly as others
some people even have a baseline level of happiness that is so low that it's basically non-existent; schizoids for example literally cannot enjoy almost anything much like people with severe clinical depression can't either

it's all just chemicals and cope, there is no 'real happiness' or 'fulfilment' that would magically make someone who is born to see the world in grayscale magically see the world in color

https://x.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1838454311409586214

>>85958858
3D is more gremlin-like for brat activities

>>85958619
Kaela…is sex..?

UNCONTROLLABLY SOBBING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ3TiXmPrW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ3TiXmPrW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ3TiXmPrW8

>>85958858
Nah her 3d is miles more expressive

Deadbeats got the last laugh on the jacket removal.

>>85958772
No!

>>85958864
>The first one isn't logically consistent either.
It is
Shiori's chibi is still her

>>85958898
We Stan a chubby idol.

>>85958896
>the reality is you were unhappy and suffering for 75% of your life
you don't understand what an average is
but it's not worth it to convince you to not be sad when i'm not

CAR STUCK

>>85958898
I haven't had a doughnut in a long ass time. Maybe I'll get some tomorrow

>>85958861
>$8000
Anon..

>>85958917
so what did Teamates do to deadbeats to deserve this again?

>>85958924
gonna suck those nips until they lose their beautiful brown color

SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR

Bae cute!

>>85958815

>>85958917
But at what cost?

LMAO

bib...

>>85958898
She’s not even fat she’s like slightly plump which apparently make her obese in Japan and perfect for my dick

WHO LET THE BABY DRIVE

holy shit

>>85958898
I've been doing low carb for a few months and I was planning to take a day off this Friday to go get mochi donuts.

Wtf

>>85958972
There was a similar image of a teamate gluing mori's jacket, but Mori's became removable last year so this was made when they started complaining about Ame's 3D jacket not being removable.

>>85958970
kek it's worse than i thought
yeah take 800000 yen and I'll see you there on vacation soon

FUCKING
KEK
BIBOO

holy shit raora's POV was amazing for that

Why did the car blow up like that?

>>85959042
KEK

>>85959027
This, you gotta keep in mind that she's around so many idols and you can even think of people like Meru who >look anorexic. She'd just be an average nice and squishy lady by american standards.

Bro is cooked :skull:

>>85958858
I agree. I love her l2d and think she's using her 3d too much

Crispy bib

>>85959042
those poor teamates...

Literally cooked

>>85959070
The dumb rock tried to drive it while parked, ie attached to the ship

>>85959042
>isreal
LMAO WTF

>>85958906
It will be okay.

>>85959042
>isreal
kek wtf
I guess there must be some comments down below about an heroing

WHERE THE FUCK IS /WAH/ ???

>>85959042
I think some teamates have been spilling their guts in the comments lol

>>85959141
i ate it

>>85959070
Revving it while it's in Park makes the car go boom

Never let Biboo drive

>>85959042
This is embarassing

>>85959140
I just want one on one Gurame collab before the 30th

>>85959042
kek

Biboo should never drive

>>85959042
YouTube knows I’m ending it all after Ame’s final stream

>>85958906
I see a sharkie, do I click it Adventrix bros?

>>85959042
Teamates...

>>85959042
>>85959137
I'm not seeing it but it could be because my adblock settings are extremely restrictive.

>>85959042
suicide pact meme went too hard

>>85959171
The last stream before the farewell stream will be Amesame.

>>85959042
Teamates...

man lethal company is always so funny
10/10 game

>>85959171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqzblqHiHnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqzblqHiHnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqzblqHiHnM

>>85959189
buncha pussies

Does Raora have pink nipples?

Teamates aren't retarded enough to become an hero after her final stream. What if Ame returns?

>>85959042
Wait I thought we were kidding about the suicide pact?

hey but seriously Teamates, if you need a hug....or a shoulder to cry on...I'm here

>>85958928
Kiara got a custom 3D model that is literally just one of her 2D outfits, but she can't use it freely. They aren't consistent with the rules and probably some managers are more strict than others.