/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 15! Give it up for day 15!

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

Gurass

>>85937139
SNIFFFFF

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>85937104
How are we supposed to know?

>>85937139

Does anyone have a screengrab of the Miku Boxing stream of the part where Gura points and says "that's a butt"?

Ame played the four player co-op horror slop Escape the Backrooms with Mori and Kronii yesterday and she's playing the four player Escape Simulator with FWMC now, and I can't stop thinking that Gura was supposed to be in these collabs because they're missing one person and they would have been perfect with her.

What is the point of introducing a new model if you aren't gonna stream anyway

>>85938049
make sure to tell her that

hewwo

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>85938436
Hewwo

Off, once again, to the nightshift
captcha: WANT

>>85938644
goobai

>>85938718
Gabriella Watson?

>>85938448
samen

>>85938808
No, dumbud, Gabriella doesn't have a tail

>>85938791
Oh I'll be here still, I have KurobaEx. Thanks bud

It's even more dead and comfy out at the golf course than usual tonight chumbies. I hope you're all cozy too.

>>85937034

>>85939703
whats an uncomfy night like?
chasing hobos?

>>85940003
Sorry bud, that's classified

I've heard people say that Gura is sick. Does anyone know what sickness it is?

Sex with a fembud.

>>85940236
mental sickness

>>85940003
i remember working at 7eleven on the night shift and after 11pm it would be deserted so me and the guys serving the gas pumps would pitch in for a bottle of either whiskey or vodka and we would get hammered. we even got into fights with the hobos that roamed around the place trying to dig through our waste bins.
fun times for an early 20s kid.

>>85940236
tummy hort :(

>>85940384
Based

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122719480

It's been quite the journey bros

>>85941600

>>85941755
I see you are capable of reading

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Is Gura a popular hag demon?

>>85941755
oh nyo anyon i dwopped my ai awt

>>85942496
i need to watch this stream again, it was fun

>>85941707
heh rest easy guts bud
i'll take care of gura chan from now on

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>85942767
nice try, jackass

>>85940236
Acute chronic bullshitliaritis

>>85943125
Management is that bad huh

>>85943125
>Acute chronic

>>85943305
Chronic cute.

Goob ebening retards.

Goob ebening fembuds.

>>85943125
Reading from your own medication doesn't count.

Goob ebening buttbuds.

Goob ebening faggots.

MY wife

Huhaha

>>85943984
Gura... hang in there sharkie, be strong

MY Gurandma

>>85943984
Gura, you're so cute, I'm glad you got to play with Aqua.

>>85944043

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>85944413
Spooky

>>85945342
i like how aqua just looks at the bush killing her before dying
baka aqua

I don't love content, but I enjoy watching her Gura.

I just ate a large oreo blizzard

>>85947009
I envy you, I could really go for a large oreo blizzard

How you doing tonight buds? I've been listening to this soundpost on repeat.
I've been thinking a lot. Losing track of Gura for three years and missing out on the chance to be here for those golden days is definitely one of my biggest regrets. And believe me, I have many.

goob night

>>85947352
did you go back and watch everything?
im watching game lore videos for some reason

>>85947352
I woke up an hour ago but I’m still tired which I guess is good.

>>85921896
what was this I was asleep

>>85947469
Goob nightoooo. BED.

>>85947352
Just fine, still playing wc3 customs.

>>85947576
it was gura crying reacting to ame's 3D performance

>>85947352
I'm re-watching Interstellar.

>>85947755
No, that was >>85934904 >>85921896 was something TuT and I want to TuT

Wuv the gooba

>>85947910
Just the latest Tenroy sketch
https://litter.catbox.moe/ove91l.png

>>85948018
tank you. luv tenroy

>>85947508
Some of it. I've always been a procrastinator and terrible at time management and multitasking, and having a job and college now certainly doesn't help. Though the big AmeSame compilation clips were some of the first things I watched before I came /here/ and was properly indoctrinated into the clipfaggotry hate zeitgeist.
Fuck it, I'm going to see if there's a playlist with every moment these dorks have spent together and put it on in the background.
>>85947549
Goob ebening vampirebud
>>85947689
Glad you're still with us wc3customsbud
>>85947799
I remember watching that movie when it was in theaters. I was an usher at the time so I got to watch it for free lol

>>85947469
Sharkdetective dreams

Is Gura going to wait for Ame for eternity?

Isn't Ame her best friend? She's been awfully silent. I want a goddamn AmeSame before it all ends.

https://files.catbox.moe/tnqemz.mp4

Ame's dead reeeeeeee, come back Ame.

Is Ame a lonely loli god?

I want to hug her so fucking bad, buds
you have no fucking idea
god, I hope she's doing ok

>>85949136
Is that your OC chumbie

https://files.catbox.moe/1k4ptu.webm

>>85949420
my sweet sharkie...

>>85949136
Same desu

My power has gone out a few times today

>Ame constantly checking on Gura during the Halloween collab when she was fighting motion sickness
https://files.catbox.moe/wq53u5.mp4

https://youtu.be/IlqhymD-x74

>>85948502

I've been listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPyFD0jf4JE
since the announcement. She's not even my oshi nor was I an overt amesame guy. But man

>>85949136
same desu

>>85950497
Reminds me of Godot's theme from Ace Attorney for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGcyKEZtWuE
Evokes different emotions based on the context... how on-theme

>>85948018
i appreciate his lust for gura but his art doesn't fully appeal to me unlike Lucas art, now that's some fine lewd arts.

>>85949414
no it isn't, it's been reposted a bunch of times already.

I'd like to sexually bully this depressed shark T u T

>>85949541
Why has your power been going out chumbie

>>85951379
not now, scum

Baguraette honhonhon

Is this just the end of a made up story?

>>85951473
Okay fine, I'll bully her cute depressed blondie friend instead T u T

>>85951473
What do you mean? Now is the perfect time to bully her T u T

Gura

It's an infestation!
All Gutsbuds to battlestations, go go go!

>>85951709
my wife

>>85951630
Don't post this shitty artist here.

I made a meat omelette

>>85940236
Lazy whoreitis

>>85951630
>>85951639
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>85949420
Man, watching the rest of it and seeing how long it takes her to compose herself afterwards really hurts now. I'm gonna miss seeing them together.

>>85951729
We are under attack! This it not a drill!!

>>85951796
I think that art's cute, fuck you

For King and Cunny!

>>85952586
You think his ghost Gura art is cute as well? Fuck off.

>>85953063
yes Gura cute

>>85953063
>ghost gura art
QRD? I don't know that artist

>>85952586
That retarded artist became a Gura anti anon. Ame and Mori even stopped using backgrounds that he had made for them after he had a sperg out on twitter.

>>85953350
Lurk more, newfag

>>85951977
Me to Gura after I punch her in the face for the 50th time <3

>>85953409
Doesn't matter, he drew a cute Ame and drew cute Gura's in the past and throwing out cute art and timelooping shit everyone already knows instead of going "cute" to the good stuff is for faggots.

>>85953475
Okay anon. Feel free to go sick his dick in the shondo and uoh threads then. Gura gets plenty of cute art from artist that aren't schizos that shit talk her.

>>85953467

>>85953737
Okay faggot, keep bringing up timeloops every time someone posts cute art made by someone you dislike.

>>85953409
>>85953063
>>85953439
Ohhhh, it's THAT faggot? ReNPC or something, right? I've been ignoring him for so long that I forgot what his artstyle looked like, so when I saw the teamates post it in /awat/ I just saved it without realizing. My bad buds

>>85953737
NTA, but are you saying you wouldn't go back and watch any of Gura's streams where she used his art? That's stupid.

Wife cute
Wife's wife cute

I repeatedly punched one of their covenant prophets in the face until it stopped resembling a face

>>85954595
I loved that mission

>>85954595
Good progress Halobud! Best boss fight in the history of bideo games amirite?
So, what do you think of the Arbiter gameplay sections? They were pretty controversial at the time because everyone just wanted to play as Chief, but these days they're looked back on much more fondly

>>85954744
>>85954817
wouldn't say the best, but it's pretty gud
I like the Arbiter missions, I thought it was cool that you can play as covenant too, and I'm assuming he's gonna find out the truth and rebel against the other prophets eventually

>>85940236
Lazyitis

>>85954214
It's always a shame when decent artist go full retard. Reminds me of that hentai artist that was hired to draw some hololive manga years ago sperging out about not getting to meet marine or something.

I am fucking unable to fall asleep if I don't listen to gura
This is shit, I used to be able to sleep just fine. Now I s 7:23am and I haven't slept just because I'm not listening to Gura.
I broke myself, I failed at everything, carry on without me

>>85954817
Best boss fight? No, I like Metroid Prime 2's Quadraxis, now that was a massive boss fight.

>>85940236
roru, rumao

If Gura is not going to stream by tomorrow, the little girl in my basement is gonna

>>85955765
be given away to me

I think it's kind of a bummer that Gura didn't want to make sure chumbuds were doing alright. I hope that doesn't make me an anti.

>>85955869
It does.

>>85955869
you should know by now that any kind of dissent will get you branded as an anti

>>85937014

>>85954955
>>85955479
I was being sarcastic about the Regret boss fight, the joke is that Halo fans generally agree that the H2 boss fights are hilariously scuff... including the Bungie devs themselves iirc

>>85955335
That sounds supremely cringe, why are drawfags such fucking menheras
>>85955472
Daijobu Eurobud

>>85955869
The thing is, I'm sure she WANTED to, but there's something that got in her way. Whether that something is sickness, or even just her own demons.

>>85956235
The regret fight on legendary was kinda bs. I played coop with a buddy a while ago and it was pretty crazy

>>85956235
oh I see, sry for lying, I was trying to be nice, the fight was just okay.
>shoot enemies
>shoot the boss
>realize it doesn't do anything
>shoot more enemies until Cortana tells me it doesn't do anything, that I have to get up close and personal and beat the shit out of him.

>>85956506
What on Earth do you mean chumbie, I LOVE kiting an endless spam of sword elites for days while beating an old man in a wheelchair into a bloody pulp
Does anyone have the HE CAN'T WALK soundpost

>>85956719
Oyasame

>>85956719
sleep tight buddy

>>85956719
goob morning

>>85956606
It's ogey Halobud, I appreciate you being considerate. But don't worry, the Halo fanbase at this point is almost exclusively 30-40 year old men who love seething about the silly shit in the Bungie trilogy + Reach, even though we love them.

>>85956681
this one or the new one?

I forgot I had this one

>>85956719
Goobnight

>>85956888
That's the one, arigotou

>>85956930
I just want to give her a hug...

>>85956930
See you space detective...

>>85955472
Invest in sleep aid or booze or something.

Everything hurts, bros...

>>85957787
you're frying retard, of course it hurts

>>85956888
great stream

I forgot that I had pajamas, what the heck this is way comfier.

>>85958827
I don't think I've worn one since I was a kid, I either sleep naked or in underwear, sometimes with a shirt or even more layers depending on temperature

>>85958827
I've always wanted one of those onesies with the butt flap

goop goop is always cute

Gura is always ugly

Huh, so how's this for some synchronicity? I decided to look for Gura and Ame's first offcollab (it was this birthday call-in stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7EWIbzTKAY ) and within the first five minutes she was thanking ReNPC for contributing art assets, holy shit I can't imagine being such a drooling retarded ungrateful mentally ill two-faced loser scumfaggot that you'd deliberately, publicly shit on one of the girls who gave you your big break, when she didn't even fucking do anything to him. Obviously hurting the other Myth girls who partnered with him too, and also Fauna, who iirc recommended him to Gura in the first place before he showed his true colors. He doesn't get to be upset by Gura's absence or Ame's graduation when he clearly didn't actually care about them personally at all, even when he was lucky enough to have them care about him. He was given a blessing and threw it all away, not just professionally, but personally. And you're telling me some "people" are fucking stupid enough to still like or respect this cretin, let alone WORK with him? Like he won't go turncoat on them too at the drop of a hat and throw their kindness back in their face again, like he did with HoloEN? Ah, well, you know what they say - lie with dogs, expect to wake up covered in fleas.
Anyway enough seetheposting, back to catching up on lost time.

>>85959179
This is true!

The three gen line up at the end of breaking dimensions got me a bit teary eyed. Four days after the fact it finally hit.

>>85959357
This is true!

>>85959806
>>85959825
B-bipolarchama...

>>85959478
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

>>85960103
Either a liar or retarded, either way fuck off.

>>85960246
i think yur a dumby

>>85960246
or maybe I just dont give a fuck what cunts on twitter are doing

>>85960477
The fact that his melty was on Twitter doesn't change the fact that the guy USED to contribute to birthday streams, until he spat in Gura's face - and Ame's, and Calli's, and Fauna's - after everything they did for him. Imagine how Gura must have felt. Shitheads hurting Gura is something I have no tolerance for.

Spaes iz beeg

>>85961273
yeah its almost as big as your mom

You still awake Halobud? How goes the shooty shooty

>>85961725

goobnight chumbies

>>85963204
dino dreams

>>85963204
Goobnight bud

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

Schizo pipedream prediction: Myth's final full gen collab shall be an offcollab Halo CE LAN party
In all fairness it wouldn't be all that off-brand for Ame... man I'll miss that dork and her based boomer taste

>>85964089
please read

>>85964578
Don't worry chumbie, I bet he is secretly reading

>>85951529

>>85964975
La basé

>>85949707
I need to protect this girl.

I love Gura!

>>85952780
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>85965271
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>85965095

>>85965271
feel better gura...
who's gonna take care of her now that ame's gone

>>85965271
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>85965353

>>85965359
She shall be with us forever in spirit anon
Her and her fucking awesome rack

>>85965493

>>85965493
My schizo brain told me there's an 80% chance Gura joins the tf2 collab, then again I've missed shots higher than 80%.

>>85965271
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>85965904
Mori confirmed she's in the Myth collab by saying it's the last full Myth collab, so she should be available to join tf2.

>>85966222
She's not going to shit over chumbuds by joining tf2 before doing a anniversary stream.

it really shouldnt take 4 years to recover from being an alcoholic

>>85966290
Nobody cares. We just want to see her.

>>85966290
Joining a collab (especially one the rest of EN is going to be in) isn't shitting on us and she's already confirmed to be in the Myth collab.

goob morning

>>85967162
Goob night

with ame's departure and gura's opacity i just can't stop reminiscing about early myth days. even watching ina play that cthulhu game, those days were so fun.

Another nightshift another dollar

Repent hereticbuds

>>85968561
smell

Irish cuisine is so incredibly underrated holy shit guys
picrel

>>85968979
Feet or sharkunny?

>>85969190
Ame would know.

>>85969593

Goob

What does shark cunny feel like?

>>85972347
Cold sandpaper.

>>85972347
tight

Gura is a loli

I would wait for her for as long as she needs if she's sick but it hurts that she's able to toughen up for a collab but she's not able to spend 1 hour with us to celebrate her long overdue anniversary

>>85969847

>>85975437
>celebrating anniversary in the middle of your beat friend's graduation
I'm gonna guess you have unironic autism and don't understand social cues.

>>85975437
>I would wait for her for as long as she needs
Same desu

>>85976492
>le graduation
Why can't she say a single word to us? She knows she's doing less than the bare minimum and still decides to keep ghosting us

>>85977999
Try to imagine from her point of view. She will still talk to Ame whenever she wants to so why be sad? It's not like they collabed much on stream anymore.

>>85966290
movie may

>>85977999
She's sick and now her best friend is leaving. You're a fucking psychopath, kys.

>>85968004
no u

>>85979899
>sick
I highly doubt she's too sick to do anything whatsoever for the past 15 days, not to mention that she's confirmed to be in the Myth collab.

>>85980244
>dude she's lying
Fuck off brown phasecuck.

>>85962840
I jwu, I went to bed after punching the prophet, I'll play more later

>>85980713
You're the one with the cuck mentality. You're not a chumbud since you don't want Gura to do better. I bet if she graduates you fags will just be like It is what it is

>>85965271
FEEL BETTER GURA

Stale setup

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles, shake-weights, subnautica, Dodgers, baseball, pan fried salman, cockatiels, air fryer, condoms, s’ghetti, birdcages, wc3 customs, bleeding, meron pan, oyasame, eggnog, baguraette, cold sandpaper…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

>>85965312
I love s’ghetti so much!

>>85981288
>I just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?
Tell Gura that

>>85980244
It took me over 10 days to get over strep throat recent and over two weeks the last time when it was really bad. Cough my lungs out that time and I was mid 20s. If Gura went to Japan before to record the 3D she would have a chance like many ENs to get sick while traveling (Nerissa's ill too). If Gura plan's was karaoke then she would have to be nearly 100 for that rather than playing a game with little commentary. She could also be work on whatever Amelia is planning. That would take first priority.

>>85981367
>rather than playing a game with little commentary
I'd rather if she just spent time with us and played games.
>She could also be work on whatever Amelia is planning
Everyone else is Myth is still streaming.

>>85965271
FEEL BETTER GURA

Who is this "Gura" person you all are talking about? QRD?

>>85965271
FEEL WORSE GURA

i am gonna make the spaghetti in the air fryer

I have something to confess; i have forsaken you guys: My poop strike only lasted for 6 days, i couldn't continue, it started to hurt way to much so i had to finally go. So it's me, it's my fault Gura haven't streamed, my strike simply didn't last long enough to convince Gura :( I'm so sorry, please forgive me

>>85982015

FUCK ALL YOU PASTA LOVERS

Discover Cruz del Sur II, a luxuriant journey into the tropical rainforests of South America.

Characterised by the fresh and fruity top notes of mango, pineapple and apple blossom, this exotic scent opens into a blossoming heart of green leaves and floral bouquet.

Earthy cedar wood and musk base notes add depth to this spirited scent.

>>85982629
NO FUCK YOU, I can love pasta AND pork roast with dumplings

>>85965271
FEEL BETTER GURA

There's a calm surrender
To the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind
Can be turned away
An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you

https://youtu.be/yw3RoeSbYJ0

>>85984176
今夜你是否也,感觉到爱了呢?

sex with gura

>>85981516
Learn English, monkey.

English isn't even real, there is no evidence to support your theory

Gura smell status

>>85985014
Like a haystack after a thunderstorm

>>85985014
Musky bushy pucci.

>>85980883
Ogey!

>>85966397
Who said she recovered?

I want to smell goob

Goob wants to smell me

I want to smell a fembud

Gura is next to graduate.

The west coast of Florida and the panhandle are probably going to get blasted by a hurricane on Thursday, so if there are any Chumbies there on the coast you might want to think about evacuating soon, especially if you're north of Tampa.

I hate Gura's streams, but I enjoy the shark model and related art

Goob abternoon retards

When is it my turn to hug the goob? I've been waiting for ages now

Remember when Gura said she was going to order a KU-100? I think she said that in February 2022 and 2023. What happened? Did she lie again?

>>85987876
You need to hug a fembud first to show your dedication.

>>85981294

>>85987987
Okay, so can i hug you? Where are you at?

>>85980839
Absolutely unequivocally would

>>85988010

>>85988045
Come to the venue for Hololive 6th fes. and you'll surely find a fembud.

No frame tonight, i can't feel it, i can't feel HER

I'm feeling her gorilla grip around my peen

>>85987364
Imagine evacuating because of a little bad weather.

I wish Gura had 2 buttholes, the look of a butthole is superior to that of a cunny, a butthole looks like an Apple product while a cunny look like a gaming laptop

>>85988666
okay satan

>>85988521
I’ve always thought a funny tattoo would be getting a Salt Life tramp stamp but instead of Salt it says Slut.

>>85988666
Satan is a sodomite, no surprises.

>>85987973
Ask Gura that. Just don't sound like a menhera

dino wants sgetti but it won't fit into the pot

>>85989365
HAHAHAHUHAHAHA Break it! :3

>Genmate graduating
>Sick
>Hurricane
>Lazy whore
She's not gonna stream at all this year

>>85989430
oh! great idea! dino will use all her strength to try and break the sgetti!

>>85989538
Pour water on the s’ghetti to make it softer

>>85989538
Careful dinogura, the italians will be angered

I miss Mussolini

>>85989365
just put it in, it'll go down once it's soggy
>>85989430
>>85989538
DO NOT BREAK IT

>>85989805
>just put it in, it'll go down once it's soggy
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

>>85989805
Why are you not supposed to break it?

>>85989761
Same desu

>>85981867
oi

>>85989639
>>85989668
>>85989805
too late!
oh nyo

>>85989894
IT'S THE LAW
but also
The length of the pasta plays a critical role in how it interacts with the sauce; longer strands can better pick up and hold onto the sauce, delivering a more flavorful and cohesive bite. Breaking the pasta compromises this interaction, resulting in a less harmonious dish.

>>85990023
Show those italians what for dinogura

Gura is mine. My real girlfriend. We're in love with each other.

>>85990023

>>85990142
Sounds like gobely gook nonsense.

Gura can taste my noodle

Two extra collab streams.

Had sex. I will now refrain from sexually bullying Gura for a couple days.

I sang this for Gura and now we're married https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE

>>85990384
in short it makes it taste better because of it's texture and ability to take in the sauce

>>85990551
hopefully Gura is in one of those collabs

>>85990551
I really hope they maintain their friendship. It'd be a massive loss for both if they stopped communicating as I'm sure it benefits both of them.

>>85990910
The more you try to convince me the less I believe you…

>>85990551
fairly sure one of them is portal with nerissa
still a shot but I'm not holding my breath

>>85990910
>because of it is texture
I expanded it for you, dindu soundu like engrish?

Can one of the AI wizard please make a Dino Army March, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbC6dLG_dQY

Mucho appreciato

>>85990768
Why do so many of you want to marry my used onahole?

>>85991029
that was a brainfart typo, I meant to say its

>>85991138
Fine, you exposed my grand plan, it was your slop i wanted all along <3

dino's goin to jail...

>>85991269
No you didn’t. You meant to say it’s. Admit it. NOW.

>>85991352
NO, YOU ADMIT THAT YOU JUST WANT TO ARGUE

>>85990551
lol, I doubt Gura will do 1 last collab with her. We'll see her at the Myth collab.

>>85991392
I admit that I just want to argue…

>>85991352
This is an impostor, its not me

>>85991493
I made this post

>>85991477
I just want to eat spaghetti the right way...

>>85991564
Back off, you (me?)

Some people are way too mean to this girl and I very much don't like it.

Maybe Gura is the CEO of Ubisoft? That would explain so much

>>85992006
they're only mean because they're not a cute girl

>>85991136

>>85992098
I'm mean to this girl because she is cute T u T

>>85992218

>>85992130
wtf dude ;) I love you <3

>>85992130
March on Rome 1922

>>85992130
One of those isn't real and is a little girl wearing a dino onsie.

>>85992410
A blue spy is in our base!
hut hut hut hut we have to protect the pasta!

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the strength of legions