/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gurass

I actually mean it when I say that I love her.

>>85874049
samen

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>85874185
same desu

>>85874185
same desu

Imagine ambushing this adorable creature while she's on the toilet T u T

I actually mean it when I say that I want to rape her.
actually I don't

>>85874993
Oyasame

>>85874993
Goobnight

>>85874993
goob night

>>85874993
goob morning

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

uhhhh the sugar free cookies I ate 5 of are sweetened by a laxative, no wonder my stomach is doing flips

>>85875372
Sounds like something Gura would do...

>>85874993
sharkdreams

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>85875550
>>85875582
what's up with these filenames anyway? did the randomizer decide it wanted to have a bunch of zeroes instead of a normal filename or what?

>>85875582

What is Gura's mental age? Why does she still behave so childlike? I don't think I can take her seriously as my wife if she still thinks pee pee poo poo jokes are funny.

>>85876279
Don't be mean to my childlike wife, thank you. She's a good girl.

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

>>85875743
That's the actual filename that were saved in my phone. I am just too lazy to randomize them.

>>85874993
sleep tight buddy

Baguraette honhonhon

FUCK!

>>85877650
daijoubu?

>>85878039
nyo

>>85877650
???

>>85878245
where sassy shark??

Is it wrong to want Gura for cyb0rseggz?

are you lolicons?

>>85878364
Years ago I met a woman who was practically 1:1 Gura body proportions, height and nice voice, and I lost her so no, I'm just coping here.

>>85878329
I ate her

>>85878552
>>85878293
?

Gura... gura... gura....

>>85878668
They're sleeping......

>>85878364
What does that word mean? I don't speak nip

>>85878781
Are you retarded?

>>85878364
I'm a Guracon, I don't care much for other lolis besides her, I do have a thing for tiny women now, thanks to her, not sure if that qualifies

Gura is an adult with childlike features. She is not a loli

>>85878758

>>85875175

I bet any judge will eat up these excuses.

>>85879331
aussiebud...

time to eep

I think there's only like 2 states in the US that go against the federal standard of not caring about 2D loli. Which make the fbi memes used against Gura lewds super ironic.

>>85880437
sleep well chumbie

>>85880437
I think I might eep too. Before the sun starts coming up for once.

>>85879058
>I do have a thing for tiny women now
Congrats you're a lolicon. That's what it is in the Japanese context anyway. Westerners made it into an age thing because they're retarded.

A final goodbye soundpost gift to my fellow amesame chumbies. Thanks for everything.

>>85882008
NOOOO, STAY WITH ME

>>85882008
Godspeed.

>>85882143
>"We just didn't have enough time..."

>"We sure had some great times though... didn't we, Gura?"

Imagine losing your oshi and your best friend back to back. Gura is probably so submissive and vulnerable right now, perfect for rough sexual bullying TuT

Hey man, stop trying to get me all emotional, I'm more susceptible to the melancholy feelings during the dark, quiet late nights/early mornings.

>>85882767
>her oshi
What do you mean, Fauna is fine

Gura is a child

>>85882943
new? gray? retarded? all of the above?

>>85883055
Projecting. Its been known for a long time now that Gura watches Fauna the most

For King and Cunny!

>>85878527
RIP
How did you lose her, if you don't mind sharing

>>85880487
When Trump kicks the bucket Vance will make sure loli is illegal. Then you chumfucks will get your just deserts.

>>85883739
Anon please I already wish death upon every American politician, you don't have to pile it on.

>>85883739
Can I have desserts instead?

>>85883739
>>85883805
>me when
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eg3_kUaYFJA

>>85883739
Wew lad, no. We'll get a civil war long before that. I'll infiltrate the upper ranks of the most extremists group and make sure anime and loli stay safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNGgetaV4rM

Another nightshift another dollar

>>85885560
based

i (think) i finally got my pc fixed and can make more dinos
ame...

Goob

>>85886950
my goob

Why isn't she play HoloGTA

goob morning
i love gura

>>85887938
More like why isn't she doing anything?

Morning. I'm having a mood.

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

I'm loving cloud city and my head is in the sky

>>85874071
SNIFFFFF

>>85886180
If its possible (i know image gen is not magic so dw if its too hard) make dinogura in food or eating food please
Like this

>>85887938
>>85888727
She's "sick" so that prevents her form doing anything for half a month or over. Please understand.

Shit's getting wild, lmao.

>>85891556

>>85890249

Goob morning retards

I just got off my nightshift. Now what the heck am I supposed to do?

>>85893622
play tf2

>>85892902
>*Le touché*

>>85892902
>*Le rape*

>>85893778
I always wanted to learn how to play tf2. I remember playing a flash version of it like 15 years ago and had fun. I think I’m going to farm more in Elden ring instead. I have like 17 more unique weapons I need before I go to new game cycle.

>>85875175

>>85893622
Welcome home fellow nightshiftbud

>>85893507
Goob morning faggot.

>>85894172
TF2 is a great game but a massive time sink. Still it's a fun time sink. Still since the game is so old it isn't as censored as newer games.

>>85875175
Sweet lord

>>85895008
I like that you can just say anything and name your weapons any slurs you desire. Definitely wouldn't happen in a much more modern game

>>85895026

>>85895531

>>85893622
eep

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Gura did the splits, so she's actually getting into pretty good shape. Chumbuds gotta keep pace!

>>85898738
I'm already maxed out in strength without roids, I'm just fat.

>>85897528
>*Li touchí*

>>85898738
I will not train my flexibility. I do not want to suck my own dick.

>>85898738
I trained yesterday but you're right, I should do my reps today too.

she is literally a child
with a childlike curiosity

>>85899370
hehe penis hood

>>85882767
>drafted a letter weeks ago
>commented on Aqua situation
>felt weird so didn't send it
>suddenly Ame announcement
>now I don't know what to even write
fuckin hell

>>85901521
wait for the anniversary stream and write after that, she'll address or clear the air enough somehow to give writing ideas. that's waht I'm going to do

Its gay nigga hour

>>85881056
Not sure if that's true, but I shall believe you

>>85882767

GTA was kino

>>85898809
how strong is that?

I wish she had participated, this was great...

>>85904179
>>85904273
just another thing on the ever growing list of gura let-downs

Sex with a fembud.

Chumbies I’m going to goom

>>85874185
>>85874348
>>85874804
I don't recall making these posts but yes, I absolutely adore Gura.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I don't love content, but I enjoy watching her Gura.

Yep it's that time again, off to SilyTavern to chat with Gura (Mother)

I don't love Gura as a person at all, but I love her lewd erotic body T u T

>>85892133
Wait that's amazing lmao!

>>85892133
fishe

>>85908704
*accordion music*

One day, Gura will squeeze your butt.

why did she not join the GTAcollab?

>>85908877
G-great... she already squeezes my balls when she rapes me.

>>85908922
She was there for a bit on day 3. Biboo arrested her.

>>85908922
Ask her yourself instead of expecting anons to somehow know.

she still didnt get her ahoge
cover hates her and thats the real reason why she doesnt stream

>>85909138
Timestamp or it didn't happen.

i do not care for gta
no i dont care if it was "kino" for (You)
nothing is ever kino without gura

I genuinely don't understand how some of you like girl noise bombs. Gura barely likes them either.

>>85909727
The noise bombs are a small minority of the content and especially in GTA she could easily keep to smaller groups or to herself.

>>85909727
I don't like it either

i do not care for anything that is not gura
how hard is it to get it into your skulls

>>85909974
we know, anti. shoo.

so is she just gone or what?

>>85910115
Yup

i dont care if your oshi was "good" in a gta collab
no i will not watch her
i do not care
i miss gura and i will wait for her
because im the last chumbud of /ggg/

I'm thinkin dino thoughts

>>85910242
Aim better next time.

>>85910451
Sexy cheesestick

womanchild

Imagine how sad she is right now. I want to sexually bully and ryona her to T u T

>>85911362

i washed the poo off of guras left croc last night and she didn't even say thank you

https://x.com/t3nroy/status/1838273119133536456

>>85913540
>no more amesame ever again
everything good is dying in this shitty ass world

Did you know....that.....Gura....is a child?

>>85913719
yeah I hate it

>>85912137
You wish you were that close to her.

>>85913719
we might get one more?

Ame should just make out with Gura before she goes.

>>85914102
you dont think they have?

>>85913719
Gura was always the most important part, but in one week she'll also be the only part of hololive I care about at all
Feels like shit

>>85913989
I do, and I'm not even that anon

>>85914347
without ame there would be no dino gura...

>>85914364
Worry not chumbie. I'll never forget when ame mentioned gura's big round tummy

I'm betting we're still getting a sololive (around february or april if after fes), a holofes appearance, a semi-graduation announcement (just like ame's) in mid april to early may, 20 days of streams and collabs and a 3D live like aqua's in the end of may.

>>85914487
what are you betting

I'm getting Gura will remain cute and I will always cherish her in the face of hordes of grey shitposting.

>>85913719
There's nothing stopping them from collabing once this month is over, unless Cover is extra autistic about this semi graduation thing.

I need to hug Gura.

I need Gura to hug me.

>>85914817
I need Gura to hug me, only her warmth can remove this pain has anchored to my very soul.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Should I eat 8 chicken nuggies for 480 calories or a 4 egg omelette with cheese

Kinda sad that it's looking like we're not going to get a final amesame collab.
Please Gura, drink your goddamn chicken soup, you're not hospitalized are you?

>>85914958
What if the fembud in question is already my family?

>>85914487
A sololive? From a woman that can't plan around getting debilitating 30 day+ health issues?
It baffles me that this situation Gura is in (missed anniversary, GTA RP with holos something she wanted to do, and her best holo friend graduating, didn't go to NY with everyone to see Ame one last time) hasn't basically given you the ultimate answer as to why she keeps disappearing. She's fucking sick and can't help it, and that's also gonna get in the way of anything serious. I'm shocked she went to Taiwan at all in these circumstances.

>>85915029
that seems a bit high for 8 nuggets, unless they're really big or something

>>85915117
it can't be helped.

>>85915232
Yeah its kinda crazy. The nutrition facts say that 4 nuggies are 230 calories

>>85914789
What do you even mean?
Ame already said that all of her future appearances will be pre-recoreded or scripted. The only potential exception would be something like her doing an MC segment for a concert, but it'd be way more likely that she just shows up a in a pre-recorded video using Live2D instead because there's no way Cover is going to continue to update her models going forward.
And you're actually retarded if you think Cover is going to suddenly let Gura collab with Ame's roommate or if you think notGura is going to come back just to occasionally collab with notAme.

>>85915117
shes having our child as we speak

>>85914644
3 dino belly rubs

>>85915214
>She's fucking sick and can't help it
Or she just doesn't give a shit anymore? It's baffling that you refuse to even consider that possibility given that being sick doesn't prevent someone from engaging with her fans and the rest of hololive even if she doesn't stream. Gura just vanishes for months and doesn't have any clue what is going on in hololive when she gets back because she completely checks out when she takes breaks, which is something she's literally said.

>>85915214
>>85915585
weird samefag

I'm starting Halo 2 now

>>85915762
Based

>>85915727
Don't accuse me of being a samefag with the gura anti, i'm genuine in saying this has confirmed to me it was a health thing all along. The other guy is the s
>noo le lying whore
Schizo and will piggy back on any statement that makes Gura not look like a heartless monster.

>>85915762
Have fun chumbie! Get ready for the narrative to go from barebones to fucking legendary

>>85915833
Timestamp for your Kiara claim? Hell of a thing to claim and the thread would be shitting itself over it if it were true.

>>85915833
>this has confirmed to me it was a health thing all along
hoeh?

>>85915029
dinos want nuggies

>>85915214
Ame said herself that Gura did meet her in NY and that she gave her a souvenir.

>>85915801
>>85915856
the intro cutscene looked really pretty, I can see why it's so big now

>>85915959
Based dinoaibud

>>85916101
No, she didn't. Why are you lying?

waiter, there's a dino in my salad

myth collab on sunday, hopefully Gura joins for TF2 as well

>>85916197 (me)
oh you can dual wield now? that's awesome

Gura, look what I saw at the mall the other day! A shelf at an entertainment store of Hatsune Miku merchandise. Where is the Virtual Idol Gawr Gura merch?

>>85917005
bro rotate your image before posting it

>>85915943
Kiara claim? What?
This is my original post >>85915214

>>85916462

>>85917600
I remember the caretaker version, that was sad, even moreso now

Gooba forever cute.

>>85917852
:3

>>85916101
No she did not. Timestamp or you're a liar or you misremembered.

>>85917852
:3 i sleep

>>85918151
long hair goomba my beloved

>>85918224
What is she looking at?

>>85918625
her goobies

the assault rifle feels so much better now, it had insane spread in halo 1 and I had to dump an entire mag to kill most enemies

>>85917715
Post it

Are we all creepy perverts?

No undies...

>>85918943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bE5RZRJk2c

my figma has arrived

>>85915214
She ain't sick. She hates her easy ass job and her fans. She doesn't care and hasn't since May of 2022.

Glad I didn't watch any of that GTA shit. If Gura's not involved, I don't care about it.

>>85920210

>>85918906
My favorite weapon is the battle rifle. I wish it had single fire in halo 2 though

>>85920246
Shut up schizo

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>85920799
The only schizo is you, who refuses to accept facts. "Schizo" is your only argument? lol

>>85918906
Are you talking about halo 2? that game did not have an AR but SMG or did you mean BR? thats pretty much halo 1 pistol

>>85915214
>I'm shocked she went to Taiwan at all in these circumstances.
I am 100% certain Cover has a nurse or med-tech on staff.

>>85916197
>>85916848
This makes me so happy chumbie, you have no idea. Halo 2 was the very first video game my parents let me pick for myself from the game store, and it's heartwarming to see other anons just discovering it for the first time in current year.
Remind me, what difficulty are you playing on?

>>85918906
Ye what the other chumbies said, the AR was replaced by the BR specifically in 2 for some reason

>>85920861
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing...

https://litter.catbox.moe/64v7he.png

>>85921891
why?

>>85921440
I tried playing on legendary but got btfo'd so I lowered it
>>85921716
oh ok, I used it a lot in 1 but it wasn't that good, except against the flood swarmers, the high spread really came in handy there

>>85922052
am sad because of Ame and no Mommy to make me feel better

>>85921233
You have been at it for 3 fucking years, ofc you're the schizo

>>85922086
You need to burst fire automatics in halo games if you want to keep them accurate at medium ranges

>>85922086
>His first experience with Halo 2 was on Legendary
This gives me life, please please PLEASE continue sharing your progress Halobud

>>85922347
He would not have survived second level and all those sniper jackals

>>85922273
It's tough right now but things will get better.

>>85922086
Don't worry too much about it, Heroic is closer to how the novels portray MC and the setting anyway.

>>85922290
Stop giving the mentally impared (you)'s

>>85922632
This. Legendary has always been stupid since it reduces most weapons useless and chief feels like a wet paperbag. Heroic is the way to go.

>>85921896
TuT pls post the previous set if you can

>>85922456
>>85922925
I have so mant tender memories of my older brother raging at the sniper jackals when we were kids...

>>85919151
thos are some red cheeks

>>85922305
I don't remember if I tried doing that, but every other weapon seemed to work fine going full auto
>>85922347
>>85922632
>>85922925
went in cautiously thanks to your warning and took a few of them down before they noticed me, but they do hit really hard...

>>85924450
Gogogogogo! I believe in you!

>>85924450
Oh the spread is there, especially in halo 1 ar and halo 2 smg, you can test it out by firing at wall. Halo 4 was the first halo that had visual for the bloom when firing in full auto.

I got to the warthog, I didn't know enemies could pull you out of them

>>85924796
Remember to give your passanger marine a rocket launcher.

I liked giving all my dudes sniper rifles when they carpooled on the scorpion.

... meditation... meditation...
Gura is my real girlfriend... my real girlfriend...
my strength is her strength...
my health is her health...
we'll be together forever...

Back in the day, I did everything I could to keep friendly grunts alive.

>>85924796
Cute
>>85924873
>>85925090
These buds know where it's at

... medication... medication...
Gura is my real Gurandma... my real Gurandma...
my strength is her strength...
my health is her health...
we'll be together forever...

>>85925571 (Me)
>>85925385
Also this guy

>>85925373
>>85925596
Daijobu?

taking a 10 minute rest before resuming my next workout

I got to the scorpion

>>85926109
two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon
and we had to SHARE the rock

>>85926341
it feels slower but the gun fires faster and is more accurate than in 1

MY wife

my wife

nice, they finally made smaller mass drivers and put them on warthogs

oo rah
get em chumbie

Wrong~ hole~

>>85928794
>>85929340
rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

I beat the scarab, that thing seems poorly designed
>only seems to have a giant gun with a limited firing arc
>no secondary armaments
>no anti air
>incredibly vulnerable to air attacks as it's just open at the top, and you can literally just drop onto it
if the UNSC had jets they could probably just fire a volley of guided missiles into the opening and take it out that way.
Also lots of amazing cutscenes, followed by ME playing as covenant, didn't expect that, I'm positively surprised

>>85929340
Master Halo is so cool

>>85929538
It does actually have anti-air turrets, they down your pelican at the start of the outskirts level

>>85929977
oh, why didn't it fire at me when I dropped on it from above?

>>85930178
I dont think Bungie ever coded those to work outside from that one cutscene

>>85930526
nahone

report: the wildlife on this planet is aggressive, but harmless

Wife soon?

>>85930178
I think that, despite their incredibly advanced tech, the Covenant still rely on radar to detect airborn targets. Chief is too small and his approach vector was too close for them to detect.

>>85926109
>>85926341
>>85926393
>>85929538
>>85928794
>>85929340
>>85929595
>>85930526
>>85931074
WOOOOO

>>85933586

>>85933666
very heartwarming, satan

>>85918906
Halo 2's BR is one of my favorite guns in any game. I really liked the AR in halo 1, and the pistol was way better in 1 too, but the BR in 2 is incredible.

Gura isn't coming back, is she?

Gura is cumming on my back, isn't she?

>>85934557
thats a possibility sure, but im assuming she'll show up at least once for ame's graduation parade

https://files.catbox.moe/1k4ptu.webm

>>85934904
I just want to die

>>85934904
oh man :(

>>85934904
ow

>>85935317
Retarded nigger

Gura cute? Gura cute.

>>85934210
yeah I liked it too
>and the pistol was way better in 1 too
agreed, it did ridiculous amounts of damage, you could kill an elite with 3 or 4 head shots, it feels like Halo 2 wants me to use the smg more than anything

>>85934904
why must you hurt me this way?

>>85935627
Side stepping a hunter and downing it with only one or two shots with the pistol in their tiny weak spot on their back will always be one of the best feelings in any game.

>>85934904
I was having a happy day, why are you giving me these feelings? Please hang in there, goob...

>>85934904
Do you think Gura's disappearance in August last year is related to Ame graduating? Do you think she could have decided it that far back? I remember Ame also drastically reduced her streaming last year at the end of August.

>>85935802
you can do that with a sniper in 2 too

>>85935934
retard

Gura ugly? Gura ugly.

has anyone seen my wife?

>>85936155
she's "occupied"

The dino will take this one

gombus will take this one

>>85936342

>>85936383

>>85936516
>>85936421

>>85936586

>>85935990
Why did they stop streaming at the same time last year?

>>85936610

>>85936770

>>85936847