/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>85795075

are the poorfags pretending to be chumbuds gone?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura should stream so chumbuds can cheer her up.

Gurass

Gura should stream so she can cheer chumbuds up.

>>85795412
>>85795436

Gura cute Gura cute!

gawr gura moar leik gort gumbus

>>85795452

>>85795412
>>85795436
Cute

Goob morning, you idiots. I love Gura.

>>85795544
Goob morning, I too love Gura

my wife

>>85795658
Bud, that's all little girl.

>>85795352
samen

>>85795691
>all
yeah all mine T u T

>>85795691
>>85795658
yeah MY little girl, who also happens to be my wife

>>85795704
It will be daijobu, samenbud

>>85795253
de dino is too cute!

>>85795352
>Never Forget
We won't, Ame... we won't

>>85795691
>he's too wimpy to marry a child

>>85795253
Rubrunrubrubrub

Guys you really need to stop saying that my actual wife is your wife. You do it too much.

Gura is perfect. Questioning me is a losing battle.

I only earn 24k after taxes and will be alone for the rest of my life

>>85796287
I made this post

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

>>85796287
Do you also subscribe to youtube premium?

>>85796904
what is ublock

>>85796926
Ah good, a smart one. You'll make it yet chumbie

I think things will end up being a lot worse than we think they will be.

When I try and imagine what the future might be like, I can't envision Gura there by our side anymore.

>>85796989
>>85797037
You try WAY too hard.

>>85796287
Not me. Because Gura is my real girlfriend.

>>85796287
Gura makes way more than that and no she will never be alone.

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Goob morning

I pay about 20 times more for a gym membership than I do Gura's membership and I see her more times a year then I do the gym

>>85798264
Just do some pushups and lift a potted plant at home.

>>85798264
Sounds like the gym misses you

Nya~

I want to give my smelly old gurandma a chu~

Wtf China is going to invade Taiwan on the fourth?

>>85798978
Can they at least wait until our chip fabs are up and running? I'd like for the entire tech sector to not shit the bed and crater for the next 20 years.

>>85798978
New gay global crisis = back to 2021 stream frequency

>>85798950
Pet the cat... do it.

Amesame shall live on forever in our hearts
Gonna rewatch the Mario Party collab now...

>>85799187
Ogey

>>85795253
Why she is afraid of twitch? They have a hateboner for lolichubba over there

For the glory of Atlantis

Baguraette honhonhon

I've fucked up my sleep schedule for this silly GTA shit, and Gura ain't even in it

Oh no, looks like my relief's late today... nightshift's looking extra long chumbies

>>85800440
That's what I feared would've happened to me so I've just been playing vods in the background here and there and checking out some clips. If Gura were in it I would've been willing to fuck up my sleep for it.

i will post amesame and goob till i cant

>>85800658
No worries chumbie, now that cunt owes you one.

>>85801224
While true, apparently he's now 15 minutes away, so honestly no biggie. Plus close to an hour of extra overtime is nice

>>85801675
How soft is the Goobutt, do you think?
Would your fingers just sink into her cheeks?

My wives

>>85801798
your fingers would sink into her cheeks and come out from her cunny

>>85801437
One thing I will tell you chumbud is a tighter leash on OpSec, you never know who is watching and for what purpose. While it may seem rather mundane or inconsequential it might just be the information needed for cracks to be exploited. Someone rather recently told me that a certain airport had lax security I told him not to tell any one and keep that information hidden. Sometimes even just the facade of a impregnable wall is enough to deter invaders. The fewer people know the better. The less information given the better.

squish

>>85802610
Appreciated bud. I know what you mean, believe me I try to share as few details as possible when posting about work while still making my point at least.

>>85803663
Gawr Globa

>>85803663
The mighty Gorb...

Another nightshift another dollar

where sassy shark

>>85804523
I ate her

>>85804577
you've gone too far this time, fatfuck.

>>85804577
wtf puke her out

For King and Cunny!

goob morning
i made egg toast & coffee

>>85806094
Goob night

>>85806214

>Konfaunaaaa I will stream tomorrow! Also I have a bunch of collabs this coming week so look forward to that! ( ´ ꒳ ` )b
I'm stalking Fauna's X rn

goob morning
i love gura

>>85806404
goob mornen!!!!!

>>85806403
Collab with CC on Monday, TTRPG (character creation) on Tuesday, TTRPG (campaign) on Wednesday, sometime after that a Shrek the Musical Watchalong with Nerissa and probably some group collab with Ame before she leaves. You don't have to stalk her X.

>>85807008
>TTRPG (campaign) on Wednesday,
*Thursday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNGgetaV4rM

>>85807008>>85807054
yikes what a boring schedule

>>85795253
the HECK is that THING!!!

I don't love Gura at all. I only love her lewd erotic body T u T

>>85807769
onahole

>>85808106
Stop.

My wife found a cute onahole. T u T

>>85808783
would

>>85809074

>>85808783
>>85809289
Gura when she's 24000 years old

>>85809646
That for sure isn't an anal virgin

>>85809646
she was doing the naruto run but nobody talked about it

>>85809783
today you can be the first to talk about it

I'm going to put it in her butt.

>>85798425
The gym should aim better next time

>>85810113
If I was Gura's teacher I would bull the ever loving shit out of her with math.

>>85809646

>>85810977
i love her cute noises

>>85811057

>>85811259

>>85795412
>>85795436
SNIFFFFF

>>85811339
Gura sounds like an actual child. Not even in a UOH CUNNY way, but a realistic and pleasing way that doesn't make you think you're listening to a character.

>>85811644
i know, isn't it great?

>would you follow me in my next life as a sunflower?
Why did she say this knowing Ame was graduating?

>>85811644
that's because gura physically might as well be a child

>>85811644
She's a retarded child

>>85811876
imagine...

>>85812134
Imagine her sweaty plywood body doing a split in a skin tight mo cap suit? ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwZ31YZbtA4
I'm gonna miss my wife's yellow dork wife...
I don't typically post clipslop, but since this is a compilation I think it's fair under the circumstances

hon hon hon

Imagine

>>85812360
I can lift her with one hand...

RETUUUUUUURN

I think if she wasn't graduating, she'd talk to us about Ame.

>>85812360
That's like 250 on Jupiter.

>>85813336
imagine the mating presses (on jupiter)

>>85813317
k

Time for some tf2 and slurs.

the sharp

>>85813619
i've been awake for hours but I just keep listening to fucking youtube lore videos

I just ate 7 tins of king oscar sardines.

>>85814950
why

>>85815174
Idk, I'm bulking and I like deens

>>85814943
Quack.

So is Gura:
1) suffering by herself on purpose
2) spending time with someone to get her mind off Ame's graduation and hololive
3) not caring about any of this at all
4) hate chumbuds and wants the to suffer alone

>>85816492
#3, right now she's really horny and is busy slutting it up like the little harlot she is T u T

>>85814842
So erotic

Do you think Gura's gonna be able to keep it together when they're wrapping up the final Myth collab?

>>85816040
one of the best, if not THE best

>>85816759
What makes you think she's "healthy" enough to show up?

>>85816636
>chumbuds want to fuck this

>85813317
>85816492
>85816854

>>85816887
Yes

>>85816854
No reason to believe she's been too sick to stream for the past 14 days. She's most likely just ignoring us like usual.

I'm gonna be honest, I think we got really really close to Gura graduating multiple times by now and we're lucky its Ame going first. My rrat is that Ame graduated first because she knows how to negotiate a better deal, and Gura will just say "whatever she got" as the deal.
Gura couldn't muster up to graduate before this because she likes hololive, but with this new way, they don't really leave hololive and still get to pick and choose the projects they want to appear in. Gura once said she's here to stay and that we will get to hear of her for a long time. This deal will make it possible. If it wasn't for Ame going first, it would just be a cleancut graduation.

I like when these guys say "us" or "we", as if they were ever actually someone who cares about Gura like the rest of us.

>>85817938
Gura doesn't really have a reason to take the deal is the thing, though. She doesn't want to do indie content as far as we know. Yeah, Cover keeps smacking down her ideas, but those ideas are things that she wouldn't be able to do unless she's Gura.

>>85818047
I oshi gura's tail.

>>85817938
Gura couldn't negotiate a deal with Cover to give me sex and I'm still pissed about it. This whore owes me too much sex.

>>85817938
I think Gura considered following Ame since she's tired of management too, but Gura doesn't have a an intense creative itch and studio like Ame.

gyatt

>>85818089
>>85818457
You're right, however I imagine it must lift a lot of mental burden to really be officially semi retired and not just semi semi retired. Maybe she's fine with it though.

>>85818853
Gura seems to enjoy the events. Ame was the only one who didn't voluntarily join the new years live. Gura is afraid of commitment so she'd still want access to her accounts, which she would lose with an Ame style graduation.

>>85818853

>>85819616

Man im thankful i got FF 16 to stave off these gloomy thoughts

Stop sexualizing her

>>85819840
She sexualizes herself, it's not my fault!

>>85819840
It's not my fault she's the sexiest girl in the world

Sex with a fembud.

Sex with a buttbud.

Gura ugly Gura ugly

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I don't love Gura as a person at all, but I love her body T u T

my Gurandma

This will be me and Gura

MY wife

Yeah but actually my wife

Do you.....

>>85821895
Yes
https://litter.catbox.moe/gmfhvg.png

>>85822118
UOH MY GOD

>>85822118
Her flat chest... I need to suck it so bad...

>>85822153
gura naizuri and breast sucking nursing handjob

>>85822118
Imagine how sensitive her nipples are...

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

i think gura gets off to us getting off to her because she has the same body, which makes her feel a bit more confident about her self described plywood body

>>85822444
ye

>>85822673
perfect figure, flat and thin
she looks so flexible

>>85822523
So Gura gets off to us getting off to her but I'm getting off to Gura getting off to us getting off to her because I feel deeply connected to Gura but Gura being Gura is smart and knows I am getting off to her getting of to us getting off to her so I have to go beyond and get off to Gura getting of to me getting off to her getting off to us who are getting off to her, understand?

>>85822523
Everyone, you need to jerk off to Gura so that she can have more self-confidence!

>>85822953
my god, mutually recursive gooming. no wonder we're so horny for each other.

I'm only horny for fembuds.

>>85823182
shut up bloop

>>85809646
KNOTSLUT

>>85823182
Beyond my sister they don't exist.

>>85823342
anons sister...

>>85823417
why does she have man hands?

>>85823417

>>85823651
ayy lmao

>>85823473
Maybe it's a face filter? If not, she's almost as cute as Gura Gura, almost.

>>85823730
those hands though, quite manly and i can't find the source of the image

>>85812360
I do dumbbell curls with more weight... IMAGINE...

>>85823417
Man hands

>>85823651
No nose? 6 gorillion filters.

>>85823689
A ton of make up.

Only my Gura is perfect.

>>85824604
slightly unrelated but i found out that women nowadays uses AI video filters now and it freaks the fuck out of me because of how real it can look

>>85825109
Only uglies use filters, this is my wife ang myself.

Car

>>85825431
guwa....

There isn't any time left for an amesame collab based on everyone else's schedules. Sad.

>>85825624
i don't think gura wants to cry an entire collab since they're trying to stay positive

>>85825826
she had 6 months to cry, isn't that enough?

>>85825851
ame had 6 months and she cried. she's not a baby like gura too

All I play is either strat games or tf2. None of which Gura has ever streamed.

When was the last time Gooba cried on stream?

Will she be okay gros?

>>85826074
What do you play chumbie? I also play TF2 and Master Duel

>>85817938
This is just a graduation. Ame isn't coming back for projects or collabs. She said she thinks it *might* be possible for her to show up some way for concerts or something in the future, but all of it will be pre-recorded. Ame is gone. It's a graduation in everything but name.
How you could ever accept this as a good thing is beyond me. If Gura does the same thing, that'll mean she won't ever talk to us again. We won't ever be able to interact with her again. Unlike Ame, she probably wouldn't go back to streaming on her RM so we just won't ever see her except maybe in a scripted video once a year or less.
That's just a graduation, anon. Graduated idols sometimes show up in their group's concerts even after they're 40 and have long since gotten married or had kids. It's kind of like a special event for fans of the newer girls to see the old guard sing and dance with them, but they're still graduated. That's what this is, unless by some miracle Ame comes back one day for real, but the chances of that happening are nearly zero.

>>85826086
Maybe not last time since she cries during karaokes but the time she cried for her birthday was partially because she was panicking last minute setting up the stream, and she thought she wouldn't figure it out.

>>85826202

>>85822118
Don't use litter for good ones

>>85826308
she hasn't cried in karaoke's in years, she also doesn't do many anymore even when she's around

>>85826202
why do you have to hurt me like this?

I want to cry while nuzzling against Gura

>>85826524
same desu

>>85825826
She literally said they were planning streams together so there's a collab coming one way or another.

>>85826234
I've been playing xcom, some old(ish) shooters and mostly class wars in tf2, quack.

>>85826604
When? There's only a week left and Gura is still radio silent. It might be another instance of her "planning" something and not following through with it.

>>85826604
They're getting a setup built in Gura's hospital room for the Myth collab and that's it.

>>85826798
You're ignoring the more likely possibility that she's sick, as she said she was.

>>85826847
It's very believable that she's more sick now than back when she first got Covid. It's also not really believable that this "sickness" somehow prevented her from saying anything the entire time. Given her track record It's more believable to assume that she's just being avoidant like usual.

>>85827065
*It's not very believable that she's more sick now

i almost shidded myself

>>85827921
Are you ogey?

>>85827921
It happens, the butt is a mysterious thing, an unholy orifice of which man knows not.

>>85827650
where's this from?

>>85828047
farts are both funny and terrifying as you never know if it's gonna be air or liquid.
>>85828059
yes mister

>>85828047
Gura has a butt, we must inspect it closely and study it's secrets.

>>85826235
Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Ame said she expects to see us again in October? There are already projects planned after her graduation, but we will have to see how long they will keep it up.

>If Gura does the same thing, that'll mean she won't ever talk to us again. We won't ever be able to interact with her again.
That is also the case if she graduates normally though? I'd rather see her every once in a while in a big project. Would be a nice throwback.

>>85828196
I'll make a thorough inspection and catalog every detail!

>>85828364
NTA, but maybe i'd rather get a aqua style graduation, like full blown celebration of the past and a good proper send off instead of just fading away like ame is doing which just turns her into more ip than person
I say maybe because idk how i will feel about it 30 years into the future when gura thinks about graduating but right now ames situation just feels shitty like i can't even cry to it like i did for aqua, as she's not really gone, but like she sort of is? Its silly

>>85828112

Personally I'd rather cuddle Gura and Gawr in bed and rub both their bellies.

>>85827065
Gura is being shy?!?!?! Say it isn't so?!
The retardation of baracudas...
Also gura said she is sick so she is sick

>>85828731
careful. gawr falls into a state of insatiable lust when you rub her belly

>>85828674
ohh, I didn't see the names in the corner, thought it was from Ame's member stream at first

>>85828599
>>85828599
I get that, I'd much rather have a nice send off as well, it makes better closure but I think that's just Ame not liking goodbyes. Nothing stops her from having a goodbye celebration like Aqua.
Kind of silly that cover loses their own IP if the talent decides to leave. They should always have the option for comebacks if they seperated amicably. I'd love to see the best of both worlds, a nice full on send off and then surprise comebacks or Reunion style concerts like what Kiara talked about, which I assume are currently impossible with the way graduations worked before.

>>85828731
if you rub gawr's belly she opens her mouth expecting a treat

>>85828795
>shy
There's being "shy" then there being straight up avoidant like Gura does.
>gura said she is sick
She said she was sick, but never said that she is still sick of that her "sickness" prevented her from streaming for the past 14 days.

hmmm

>>85829104
*or that her

>>85828822
>>85828952
I like both of these outcomes.

>>85829157
Hey! I do that too!

Gura 2024 Timeline
January/February
Myth has a Lethal Company collab on January 5.
●Gura comes back from 5 months of semi-hiatus on January 24.
●Gura stops streaming on February 17.
●Ame said she told Myth she wanted to graduate around holofes. She might have told Gura earlier, but based on reviving accounts, it seems Ame probably made the decision around February 20.
●Gura says she's stressed and anxious about upcoming travel for holofes in a members post on February 21.

March
●Gura goes to Japan sometime between February 21 and March 14 for holofes.
●Gura goes to Taiwan around March 18.
●Gura disappears for a month until April 13. No explanation.

April/May
●Gura streams from April 13 until April 23.
●Gura disappears for another month until May 25. No explanation.

June
●Gura and Ame have a Mario Party collab on June 9.
Kiara organizes Myth One-Block for June 14 to June 24.
●Gura streams until June 27.
●Gura disappears again until mid July.
●During this period, she begins following various accounts

July
●Gura, along with Pekora and Suisei, are featured in a collab with the LA dodgers.
●Gura makes a member's post on July 12 saying that she's been busy with hololive work for a couple weeks, but something is making her feel "meh" and she gets mad whenever she thinks about it.
●During a member's stream on July 14, she says she's going to visit family, so she'll be gone for the mostly the rest of July and will be back in August.
Gura and Ame host the hololive EN SpellingBee on July 26.

August
●Aqua announces her graduation on August 6, and sets the date for August 28.
●Gura comes back on August 16, asks "would you follow me in my next life as a sunflower?"
●Gura streams three times, then disappears for two weeks except for one stream on August 26.
●hololive EN's second concert, Breaking Dimensions, is on August 24 and 25.

September
●Gura comes back to stream ENReco chapter One: Myth from August 31 to September 7. Misses half the days. One missed day was due to a scheduling conflict.
●Gura unveils her 2.0 Live2D model on September 9 for shark weekend. This is currently the last stream on her channel.
●Myth members celebrate their fourth anniversaries on September 12 and 13. Gura misses her anniveranniversary, tweeting that she is going through a rough health spot.
●Myth's prerecorded anniversary concert is on September 14.
●Ame announces her graduation on September 20 and sets the date as September 30.

- - - We are here - - -

Any corrections?
Should I add anything?

hrrrnnghh
pee pee time

>>85828866
Im sure ame will have her own Last stream doing the ameway. And i bet it will hit harder because lf that.

>>85829846
Don't forget to shake so you can get it all out.

Gura isn't allowed to pee T u T

>>85830704
She's doing it to herself YOU HAVE TO PEE GURA YOU ARE GOING TO GET CRYSTALS AND YOU WON'T SELL THEM TO ME

>>85829706
Nothing that comes to mind except for maybe the Twitter space during the Fes/Taiwan arc

I'm watching holotalk with Ame and it's killing me inside

>>85831158
yeah, it's kind of a bummer to have these kind of questions when you know the one being interviewed is leaving

>>85831127
Why are you helping the shitposter do his work?

>>85831487
That is the shitposter.

smol

>>85831487
>>85831763
How is summarizing 2024 a shitpost?

>>85829706
she seems to have done a lot compared to what thread shitters say

>>85832125
Because there is no defending Gura's laziness so it has to be covered up.

>>85831487
>shitposter
Sometimes, it helps people to gain insight and understand things better if you can see a visual timeline of events.

>>85832230
still would

>>85832243
Idiot.

>>85832125
he will post another EN talent's summary to contrast guras
that's his goal

>>85832158
not really

>>85832125
>indirectly conflating a lot of shit to ame's graduation
>that last june point
also you can see him going mask off here >>85832198

>>85832158
I've got a lot of good memories this year. Sucks that people would rather focus on bad things than the good but that's antis for you.

I am the last chumbie.

>>85832125
They're retarded and need someone to be angry at and long posts intimidate them. Don't worry about it, bud.

>>85832243
retard
>>85832312
i.e >>85832316
wait for him to post the comparison

>>85830867
>>85830704
What if one of her biggest fears actually happened... she actually got the "pee crystals" this time...

>>85832528
It's either that or the wasps got her...

>>85832158
>return of the asmr
>loli kami
>her best solo live yet
before ame's news I was feeling pretty fine about this year, still kinda do but now I feel pretty sad about all ame's interactions

>>85832648
Pretty weird how in the yukata version her tail seems to be going up to her spine but in the swimsuit version her tail is coming out of her ass

>>85832158
you're a madman

>>85832750
they probably couldn't figure out ow the shorts would work, in her hoodie it looks like it goes up her spine too

Any chumbies on right now?

>>85832272
>>85832443
Sorry if seeing Gura's 2024 timeline upsets you.
There is no comparison coming. I did it to get a sense of Myth and Ame's interactions with Gura this year. I thought I'd post it here for anyone that was interested. I think a lot of her absenses might be due to being sad about Ame. She said she wanted this to be a strong year for Myth, but I think Ame deciding to graduate early in the year broke her spirit.
I'm not sure why you're so paranoid.
>>85832371
>>85832198 isn't me.

>>85832648
as i do, gura is losing her myth go to collaber with she can be her true weird self we love
SNOC will be the new go to girls to collab with.
I am grateful this last MC roleplay thing showed us how great is SNO and cici being on the same wavelength to make it SNOC.

>>85832955
hewwo

>>85832955
No I ate them all

>>85832955
what's up?

>>85832955
Maybe

>>85832955
me, i'm just bored enough to reply to bait

>>85832955
I'm watching ametalk

>>85833010
>I did it to get a sense of Myth and Ame's interactions with Gura this year
>puts up HER shit
not buying it

>>85832955
Yea, I'm playing wc3 customs right now.

>>85833168
I think it's all connected, anon. But it's important to let others come to their own conclusion.
I wasn't very explicit in regards to what you're referring to.

>>85833144
That's what most people should be doing. Get as much Ame as you're able to before she leaves.

>>85834277
I haven't watched Ame in years. I will continue to not watch her.

>>85834384
Okay. If it doesn't make any difference to you, that's fine too.

>>85834277
I don't care that much, there's just nothing I want to watch more on right now. She's still going to be streaming anyway. I pray that we're so lucky when Gura leaves.

Gonna do some exercises, I feel stiff as hell.

>>85834891
Stars are scary, man. They're impossibly MASSIVE balls of nuclear bringers of life and death that burn for millions and billions of years and we're completely surrounded by them.

>Ame isn't wearing panties
>Gura isn't wearing panties
THEY ARE

>>85835459
yeah sure but theyre dumb as rocks

>>85828364
>Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Ame said she expects to see us again in October?
She changed it from October to "soon".

>>85835459
but we can exploit them (eventually hopefully)
>>85835520
until you build a matrioshka brain around one...

>>85834891
That retweet got me a bit misty eyed

i like the chalk one more

>>85829706
>●Gura comes back on August 16, asks "would you follow me in my next life as a sunflower?"
Why are you guys so obsessed with this basic ass joke as an indicator of her leaving is beyond me

>>85832125
The sunflower + dox shit about twitter follows didn't tip you off for what reason he's building this timeline, retard? It's one big "Gura's leaving" shitpost.

>>85836234
Welcome to sister central. Where the tiniest things become the juiciest gossip for the women folk.

I love my sunflower shark.

>>85836210
TuT

I'm watching holotalk, am sad

>>85837047
same desu

>>85835287
I became a sweat factory

>>85837047
Yea, I didn't start watching it expecting to really get feels, I'll be honest.