/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I think Gura should marry me

>>85679178
https://youtu.be/THU09cA9Gpw?si=mfp_zHm9gIsP2eou
https://youtu.be/tP5SOT6iiWw?si=92_a6wqUd6vNFa5e
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFH9uDQZrs4

>>85682524
>what if maid mint took over gawr gura's body

Gura is married to Ame

>>85682546
No, she's like the Oo bird.

>>85681875
Ye - still gotta stay vigilant though, for reasons
>>85682028
Oh yeah, I even commented to that effect when I came to release him from purgatory. Seven hours of overtime is nothing to sneeze at.

How do we get Gura out of this depression arc?

We'll miss you, dorky little detective... Lord preserve you, wherever you are

>>85682907
We don't. We let her end things on her terms and when she's ready. Prolonging it only hurts us both.

Sex with a fembud.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>85682851
Security sounds great. I should try getting a security job one day

Gurass

Sex with a buttbud.

>>85682907
Unrelenting headpats and doting on her.

>Hail Ame, full of Gurace
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst chumbuds
>And blessed is the fruit of thy mole, Amesame
>Dorky Ame, mother of memes
>Stream for us teabuds, now and in the hours of EST
>Ame
>n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoWpkUGJSCw
Watson please

>>85683625
Ahh they're so cute...

i love gura
goobnight

>>85682647
h-hot

>>85684085
sharkdreams

Day 12! Give it up for day 12!

>>85683421
It's honestly perfect if you have a temperament like mine, especially if you do overnights. That's also the main downside though - the hours fuck with your brain and your sleep is left all screwey, even on nights you have off.
That said, it might be worth a shot. Good luck if you decide to go for it. Incidentally, uh, I'm preeeetty sure we're hiring now, since we're assuming that guy who no-showed two days in a row's checked out... shame, he was only here like ten weeks and now we already have to train another new guy.

I'm scared gura is next... I'm not ready to let go

>>85684690
Is it cope to think she would go back to her PL and we get treated to more of her unsterilized brilliance?

>>85684690
With ame gone theres no doubt gura will go too chumbie. We should make a suicide pact for when the inevitable happens

>>85684690
I'm pretty sure you'll still be waiting for that time for quite awhile yet, so don't think about it too hard.

>PL
Every time

>>85684890
Streams would be just as spread out if she goes back. Before hololive she was never consistent and then fell back into old habits

Even if she goes indie, let's face it things are never going to be the same. New people. New dynamics.

>>85685208
I can live with that as long as she doesn't start collabing with males or ecelebs

I feel like rewatching the anniversary concert now. It was good.

My tummy really didn't like those dried prunes

>>85685426
Uh oh stinky!

>>85685426
My tummy doesn't like the chicken this week. I need to stop putting off eating it so long.

>>85684690
if she goes that means we get drunk and stoned gura streams which will be hilarious. some women are terrible with their limiters off but not her

all i got from this scene is that gura can be won by giving her a MUG of cola.

>>85685755
forgot to link shinkiro with a time stamp. the joke is dead on arrival.

>>85684085
goobnight

>>85685387

>>85685858
>shinkiro
>7mil
jesas
Gura and Marine are an unbeatable duo

>>85685755
but that's root beer?

>>85683461
Ok, bend over.

>>85686103
but i don't get drunk and it tastes like a weird soda made of ginger.

MAKE
AMESAME
GUREAT
AGAIN

i really like this picture tho

How does Gura's tummy feel about Ame leaving

>>85687572
I made that lol, thanks for liking my shitty GIMPshoop chumbie
captcha: GWR0HK

>>85687608
hort :(

>>85685755
this is the superior root beer. and i will die on that hill.

>>85685416
Gosh her singing voice really is amazing, this tiny girl has some pipes. I love her so much.

>>85687984
>not Dad's
NGMI

>>85687125
but your pic says root beer? modern root beer is generally not alcoholic but it used to be
>it tastes like a weird soda made of ginger.
wouldn't that be ginger ale? which is also not alcoholic (anymore)

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

>>85687734
haha i appreciate it, good way to reply to shitposter

>>85687572
I like it, but I refuse to post it because there's someone that posts it constantly to reply to shitposting and I refuse to be associated with that.
It almost makes me think that he and the shitposters he's replying to are the same person...

>>85688368
>>85687734 (Me)
You might be thinking of (me), and I assure you I am not the shitposters. I actually made that picrel for the express purpose of telling shitposters to gtfo, as >>85688269 said - same reason I made the Big Smoke post, actually. Things like picrel being my main inspiration.
I will admit sometimes I might engage with the shitters a bit too much (depends on my mood and how much time I have to kill tbdesu). Still, it's heartwarming to know that chumbies like the silly things I've made nonetheless. I appreciate you bud

BagurAmette honhonhon

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this sad shark T u T

>>85688950
Even if you think your reasons for replying to them are just, I hope you know that you're just egging them on and making them stick around longer than they normally would've if you just let them be. I'm sure to most chumbies, you both look like villains.

Everything will be okay.

>>85690023
you've been saying that for years and it's only gotten worse
I've been reading that for years and I still want to believe it

>>85689352
I'd like to ram my thumbs into your eyesockets

>>85689353
Under normal circumstances, with normal posters, I would agree. The thing is, I'm convinced the shitters don't function in the usual, logical way... cognitively I mean. They seem to be genuinely mentally ill, obsessed schizos who would keep this shit up regardless of whatever response they get or whether their bait gets bitten or not.
And that's just the organic SEAcreatures - the bots are even worse. They can just be set to run out of their rented Pajeet serverfarm or whatever without much effort or resource investment on the part of the competing corposhills and/or turboschizos - I doubt they even really bother checking if the damn things get many (You)s, so why would they bother shutting it off?
If I'm right that that's the case, and they're inevitably going to shit up the thread regardless of what they do, I'd rather a) the thread have as many pro-Gura messages as possible to dilute the anti demoralization, and b) get that split to the bump limit ASAP, as that seems to cause at least a temporary lull for some reason.
If nothing else, I hope you can understand my reasoning.

For Ame and Same!

>>85690023
As long as we have each other we will be ok chumbie

>>85690201
>it's only gotten worse
it's hard to see today but I feel gura's been improving this year, specially communication wise, hope that the fact hey knew about ame a long time ago means she isn't as affected as us today

>>85690655
What will become of us when this happens even if we survive Gura what about /ggg/? I don't want Gura to leave but I guess I don't want you guys to leave either.

>>85690475
Me, you, and goob.

>>85690655
She's going to cry during their collab.

You will never accept the truth with gura and ame, I told you all before. Seriously gura has lied to you all for so long about her busshy puccy and nobody believed me. The reason Ame left is becuase she was to amazed by it, turned on by the bushyness.

She's next.

>>85684690
She will be next. The writing has been on the wall since May of 2022 with that "moving" arc, that shechanged to "house hunting" arc when she got back.

I heard somewhere that Myth knew about Ame's decision since Myth 1 block - so mid-June at the latest. Considering how close Gura and Ame are, I have to imagine Gura specifically will have known for a while before that. That, combined with the Full Color troubles, perms frustration, and all the travel and big collaborations - on top of her poor health - explains how she could have been feeling "a lot better" and genuinely hoping things would turn around in January, only for this year to have even fewer streams than 2023 - one source of demotivation got replaced by another. Also explains why, despite streaming less, there wasn't any one particular dry streak anywhere near as long as the drought from September 14th to January 24 (not counting the Sendai Aquarium shill stream ofc).
People like to try to pinpoint one specific exact reason to explain everything that's happened, but the more I think about it, the more I realize: it really isn't just one factor, is it? It's everything all going terribly wrong all at once. Our shark can't catch a fucking break, and I just want to hold her and comfort her and let her know everything is going to be okay.

>>85691085
Your next

>>85691061
fuck off anti

>>85685735
You'll get Gura collabing with males again if she streams after Hololive. No fucking thanks. I also hope she doesn't go back to the Senzawa voice. That shit was forced and cringey.

There are multiple Holobrats. Not just one.

>>85691155
they technically knew it before that, Kiara organized one block after being informed of it, to spend more time with all of myth

I mean Gura is already a self-proclaimed partially retired streamer, so it won't take long until she follows Ame's footsteps. Will Chumbuds be prepared for the inevitable?

>>85682662
>*Le touché*

>>85682524
She looks like a 2view

>>85690237
It seems like the generals are constantly juggling shitposters around. The amount of posts I see identifying common shitposter writing styles and strategies from one general to another is interesting.
As it turns out, most people want to watch and talk about their favorite chuubas in peace and the shitposters (and bots) are just a very loud minority trying to disrupt everyone else's enjoyment because they thirst for drama or something when they see something nice.
Well anyway, I still can't fully agree with your methods.
You know superheroes are generally no less insane than their supervillain counterparts.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>85690866
I can't imagine Gura will vanish from the internet entirely. I know some people say they'd lose interest if she left the Holo walled garden/collab environment, but honestly, I adored Gura since before her debut in Myth; the other girls were great, don't get me wrong, but what Myth ultimately did was take something that was already fantastic and made it even better.
Even without Hololive, she's the same girl I grew attached after her shitposts started going viral to all those years ago. As such, I'll carry on /ggg/ culture in whatever new general we make for her, if the time comes. Honestly I'm pretty sure I'd go so far as to adapt my ritualposts, too.
Like I said - I'm with her, and I'm with you guys to the end of the line. I'll go wherever you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPnLx0Diwaw

>>85683421
ai picking up the slack
besides palps who else made 3D dino?

>>85690866
/ggg/ will be continued at the /sss/ i will make sure as long she want to entertain i will be there to support her

>>85683370
>*Lo touchõ*

>>85691664
I'm not about to lose interest, but I don't think things would improve, either
I'll wait for her here or follow her there but I really want her to come back, I never realized that you could meet someone you never stop missing

>>85691634
I can drink to that. These faggots are transparent, and from what I've seen there isn't a single general stupid enough to fall for their tricks.
At the very least, I promise you I'll continue trying to be more concise in my rebuttals. That was never my strong suit, but I think I've been honing my craft over time, lol.
Except maybe not tonight, thanks to the adderrall. But thankfully tonight's been cozy so far so it's daijobu.

It's been a fun ride, guys.

>>85682524
I just realized the reason she like Okayu because her gentle nature remind her of Ame

It is I
the last

>>85691760
I think it was just palps

>>85691204
YWNBARW.
>>85684690
I do certainly believe she may be next. With all the health issues she seems to be facing and all the inactivity from said issues, I wouldn't necessarily be surprised.
Which is a shame, I actually enjoyed her a lot since her sense of humor is very similar to mine. Definitely a "would love to hang out with her"/10 personality.

>>85691793
>/sss/
I'm annoyed that I can't ask exactly what that stands for for obvious reasons, but it makes me think of picrel and now I'm chuckling

i love her before, i love her now and i will love her again

>>85692086
its for the unity of two streamer btw

why are we sadposting again? dont worry we still have time till 2025

>>85691204
Yeah but nah maybe not. She streamed with guys before and it was all just fun and games because that's all it was, there was nothing there and no idol stuff, just people having fun playing games shooting shit with chat. But of course even then people had to be all "oh they definitely fuckin'!" and other schizo stalker dwama shit started happening. So I doubt she'll stream with guys again.
Having said that I definitely am more into the cgdct and don't want to watch her streaming with guys again. It's not as comfy with dudes around.

New gens exist so we don't only have to rely on older gens. If you like Gura you'd love you-know-who.

nah

>>85692247
It's rare that we get to discuss such matters without threadshitters throwing a spanner in the works. That, and everything's quiet on the nightshift, and I for one am just a bit melancholy tonight anyways.
Don't know about anyone else, but that's why I'm doing all this essayposting at least.

literally begging chumbuds to watch his slop

>>85692247
On the slim chance that people are right and Ame's graduation method is a trial for Gura leaving one day that means we still have minimum 6 months before she's gone. Can't really do a test run of showing up occasionally if the test is only a few days/weeks, it's gonna take at least a few months before Cover knows how successful it was. Combine that with having to request your graduation several months ahead of time and you're stuck with what im guessing is half a year minimum. I don't think Gura is going anywhere though, she already doesn't have to do much in the way of streaming and she still gets to do the idol stuff which I believe she still enjoys.

My god, jannies are realiy sensitive whenever you say that their oshi might stream with a guy. Don't give me that off topic bullshit. There is plenty of off topic stuff that doesn't get deleted. Like in this thread with people speculating on what she'll do after Hololive. Now if I said "Yeah, she'll be collabing with me, that wouldn't get taken down. Jannies should not moderate threads their oshi's thread. Too much bias involved.

>>85692547

>>85692343
Gigi? Cecilia? Raora? Yeah they're alright, I think there's great collab potential there honestly.
I hear Gura-approved girls like Moom and Chumbie Prime have a kino goth/emo thing going on with Shiori and Nerissa too, maybe goth shark could get in on the fun

>>85692547
Gura already collabed with men on a song with millions of views. Masculine, penis-having chumbuds lent their voices to her cover of Loli God Requiem. Making Gura have the world record of most males on a single song.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

Remember that one time she sang about ame after that outfit reveal with them designer shades?
I remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBqMuQP9pgk
Amesame is one of the strongest loves in EN.

>>85692620
No, the successor to the Goob.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z__nXi-PZZQ&t

>>85692756
The successor is Fauna

>>85692756
not gonna happen brownskin

Post more amesame images. I have a mighty need to increase the images in my folder that I haven't made yet, the images that I have currently are all over the fucking place.

>>85692687
i remember the days after the outfit reveals, my wife's atlantean queen outfit with ame's princess one.
both beautiful made for eachother, i can't begin to imagine how gura felt when she got the news about ame and it kinda explains why she is so absent. Aqua, then Ame, pain, unbearable pain.

>>85692914
Most of my Amesame stash is on my desktop at home, but I also have a few gems scattered around my phone somewhere. Here you go

>>85692914

>>85692914

>>85693014
Gura needs stress relievers. I wish I can just hold her tight and let her vent out all her frustrations. Then I can heal her physically by writing her a love letter on her clit, using my tongue to write letters on her most sensitive part until she showers me with her fluids.

I'm listening her cover of Can't Take My Eyes Off You and I can't believe how distant those days feel

>>85693098
Are you me bud, I go from Ame's to Gura's

>>85693014
At least Gura can and will still talk to Ame constantly and Ame still has her foot in the door of Cover, which might not mean a lot to some, but it means a lot.
Aqua's a little different, seeing her oshi leave no doubt hit her hard, but she and Aqua are still mostly just coworkers and never really got the chance to even become friends, they can't even really talk to each other. The language barrier is big and they never even had so much as a one-on-one stream together.
I believe in the Gooba, she'll make it, she's stronger than she seems.

Gura's passing of the torch will be legendary.

Gura's pissing on the torch will be legendary.

>>85693572
i get what you mean but still, it feels like you're being left behind while other move on be it to a different career or their whole life.
it hits just as hard independent of the situation.

>>85693789
PLEASE DON'T MUTE WHEN YOU PEE ON THE TORCH GURA

>>85693810
this T o T

It was an honor going on this journey with ya, lads. Just remember the good times.

>>85693098
because they ARE?

>>85693850
You look suspicious...

all those muted snorts and giggles
lost to time

>>85694192
goob morning

>>85693799
I see, I definitely get it. But seeing others you care about do different things doesn't always mean you're being left behind. Maybe just sometimes you're doing great where you are, and you're actually content with what you're doing and have nothing to worry about, you've found your place.
Even if people go on to do something else, you can still stay together.

>>85694192
Oyasame

May my phone be blessed with Gura notifications in the morning.

>>85689106

>>85694192
sleep tight buddy

>>85694192
Goobnight

>>85694192
sharkdreams

>>85694263
Unless she's in Ame's collab tomorrow I don't really expect to see her until friday. I'd love to see her though.

Gura loli.
Loli loli loli loli loli
Heheh. Little loli loller Lollergirl. Loleeta. Rori.

Our regular jeet is acting up on ame's thread.

>>85683625
My favorite moment from that stream. It lives in my head rent free. I love how genuinely flustered Gura sounds.

>>85692914
Organizing and making new folders is such a pain in the ass. I made folders and subfolders and reorganized everything like a year and a half ago and it's already all a fucking mess.

>>85694367
La basé
I've been meaning to add a picrel to this ritualreply forever and happened to stumble on this. I remember this was your very first reply to my very first la basé post. Looks like tonight's theme really is a trip down memory lane...

>>85694862
I started with organized folders, but gave up after a while. Now I just put everything in the same folder and use descriptive keywords that come to mind as the name when saving an image so it's easy to search for.

Don't dig any deeper. Be happy with what you know about Gura. Sometimes it's better this way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKBk0EpOKWc
Imagine being Ame.

>>85695151

>>85695284
Is this an AI generated Dino? I kind of like them. I've been seeing them around and it can replicate the style fairly well.

>>85695502
DinoAIbud has been making a couple of them. They are just as good as palps

So Chumbuds has there been any plans to get us Jetpacks at all? We really need to ask Gura about acquiring Jetpacks as many of the other fandoms have started to adding them to their arsenal. We really dont want to be left behind in the arms race and while many like the Chatini have been banned from using them others like the Novelites now have an ENTIRE ARI FORCE

>>85695635
Anon we have a navy, how else can you easily establish air dominance across the world. We're also led by a submarine captain.

>>85683423
SNIFFFFF

Are we alright, chumbies? What you doin'?

>>85695749
Watching you-know-who.

>>85695749
Playing zomboid. Its been too peaceful and now I'm getting really bored

>>85695769
Voldemort vids?
I'm currently watching Papa Meat vids now myself, and then I might sleep.

>>85695749
I am playing civ6

>>85695749
trying to finish one of my bg3 playthroughs
I've been procrastinating the final fight in my honor mode campaign
I have half a dozen campaigns in different acts because I like different builds and trying different choices in quests
I might have adhd like gura

>>85690341
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>85695949
I'm watching a certain brat. Chumbabooies don't like her name mentioned here tho

>>85695717
Jetpacks would allow us an amphibious assault force capable of taking obvious things like Oil platforms but also coastal positions cutting off enemy trade as well as taking positions that they would attempt use against us. Theres a LOT of KFP gathering on coastal areas right now and Inkwell Castle is located near the sea as well. Im just saying we gotta keep ahead of the game

>>85694898
That’s a good memory you got there mister

>>85696073
Shrimp are small, having us utilize jetpacks wouldn't be efficient. Having teams operate larger vehicles and weapons makes more sense if we're talking about defensive measures.

>>85695749
Im watching old wrestling stuff and the GOOD Pink Cat drawing. Might play some vidya later too since I gotta get used to being up all night. Going back to working nights soon and im actually kinda looking forward to it

Holy shit, chumbies... I just checked, and tomorrow marks six months, to the day, that I was hired for this security gig.
That matters to me because I've only ever had two real jobs before this one - both part-time, one when I was a teenager, and one as basically a favor from a family friend - and I left both of them after six months, almost to the day.
This is the longest I've ever had a real job... someone like me should've been a loser leech on society until the day he died, but somehow, by the grace of God, I managed to turn it around and become an actual functioning member of human society. I'm not fully independent, and I haven't paid back the massive investment made into me by my parents and society - not yet - but I'm on the right track now, and once I've finally finished college in like a year and a half and hopefully gotten a decent IT job or something, I'll actually be able to start settling what I owe and maybe even start actually contributing... might I dare to hope, even save up for a home, wife Gura and children also Gura.
I made it chumbies... I fucking made it. If I can do it, I swear you can do it too.

Never lose faith - never, never EVER lose faith. We're all going to make it; even if we have to crawl to the finish line on our hands and knees over miles of broken glass, I swear to you, we are ALL going to make it.

>>85695749
watching more of the robo waifu anime, apparently there's a more expensive model (7.5 million yen or about 50k when converted to $) that looks and sounds indistinguishable from a real (anime)woman

>>85696171
Sounds worth the investment

>>85696062
I wish I could make some s’ghetti for Gura to make her feel a bit better

>>85696068
Chumbies or anyone that isn't trying to find a reason to shitpost doesn't actually care, anon. But I understand your caution.

>>85696158
QRD on bad pink cat?

>>85696164
I'm happy for you chumbie. I usually last 10 months

>>85696164
Good job Chumbo. Just keep a good budget spend within your means dont do anything life wrecking and find a little bit you can invest in something so you can retire rich instead of working until 70

>>85696264
The one that hung out in vshojo. Its a shitshow but I would rather not get into it when I could talk about a Hololive girl

>>85696164
Weird, I'm in the exact same boat as you. 6 months of a security job and everything.
We are connected somehow chumbie. I'm gonna be taking an A+ cert soon to start on the tech path as well.
Maybe we can go into business together someday :^)

>>85696073
but we can just call in the navy to bombard those positions from orbit

>>85696164
hell yeah bud
we're all gonna make it
biggest life protip: learn how to invest if you haven't already (just throw it all into SPY if you wanna be safe)

>>85696203
honestly yes, she seems to have squishy booba too, so maybe her hardware is anatomically correct (better be for that price)

>>85696375
Bombardment is great but it doesnt take hold and prevent rubble from just being turned into a new kind of fortification. What we need is a way to quickly put pereiopods on the ground and small enough that they cant be easily targeted by big guns thus the Jetpacks

>>85696164
I'm so proud of you, my life has been getting so much better in recent years myself. I put on the "fake it until you make it" mantra and so far it's been working. I have an okay comfortable job that doesn't hurt me physically anymore and pays more than before. And I've saved up 80k so far. I'm just still living with my parents. Housing prices are getting too crazy. I just want a place that I can live in and sustain on my own.

>>85696204

>>85696577

>>85695749
I have like 30 more unique weapons to farm in elden ring. And then maybe another 30 unique armor pieces.

>>85696279
>>85696318
Thanks buds - developing good financial habits is the next item on the list, followed by getting /fit/ and then entering the dating market.
>>85696367
Yet more synchronicity at play. Goes to show that the good lord has a sense of humor.
I'll be crossing my fingers, chumbie - after all, stranger things have happened. The first place I'll try to go is definitely the IT department of my current employer Trump Org. If the right opportunities present themselves, maybe our paths will cross after all?
I'll pray for it, and for all of us.

>>85696512
the fleet could deploy drop pods/ships

>>85696695
I talked to you before briefly about Orthodoxy as well I think. Needless to say over this past year I've only been drawn closer to it as well. So even though my 5 years ago self would cringe at this I'll pray for you too bud. Let's aim to have families that produce the next generation of Guras and Ames for people to love and connect over.

>>85696646
I think I'll play Elden Ring now. I never did start the DLC I bought. I keep getting distracted by other things in the game in my quest to get to it.

>>85696388
Yes sir! Thankfully I have a small bit of experience trading securities already, and I applied to trade options ahead of time for when I have a bit of capital saved up. Not touching margin with a ten foot pole, though - my family knows too many smart, savvy people who lost the shirts off their backs that way.
>>85696559
That's fantastic chumbie! I live with my old man too, it's an absolute Godsend for cutting down on rent. And 80K's not bad, depending on what you're looking for you're probably a good halfway or so to being able to make a down-payment on a mortgage for something decent. Just gotta wait for those pricks at the Fed to give up the quantitative easing heroine and let the housing market finally crash... and then hope faggots like Blackrock don't swoop in to vacuum it all up for themselves, of course.
>>85696848
That was indeed me, and I'm extremely happy to see you're still here and doing well, brother. It's like the Gospels say - the good Lord provides for the beasts and the birds who roam the skies; how much more important are we than they are?
I cannot overstate how happy I am that He led us all here, together. God bless you guys; IC XC NIKA

>>85697131
Not him but ive actually gotten a little bit of money from an inheritance and im looking for ideas on what do with it. Right now my Mother controls it all but shes looking for me for advice sinceim the big brained autists but all I had was "uhhh talk to a finacial advisor at the bank"

>>85696890
The DLC rules

>>85696890
>Never played the DLC after buying it
I think all of us can relate. Hell, the other day I was watching Shiori play the TTYD remake and she apparently did that with the Animal Crossing DLC.
It's funny how I would've found that unthinkable just ten years ago, but I'm just as guilty of doing the same with, say, the newer AoE2 DLCs. Goes to show the underrated effect physical media has - it's a critical part of making people actually care about the things they buy, because they're actually tangible. BRING BACK COOL HIGH-QUALITY INSTRUCTION MANUALS

>>85692790
Brother... I am you, but in the format of a GIF.

>>85697388
No, you'll have to buy shitty half baked bugfests for 100$, and a 60$ season pass, and download it from a proprietary launcher with a malware DRM attached.

Gura's depression status?

>>85697604

>>85682988
Cute Gura and Ina fanart.
Is the one in the middle a Japanese indie? Don't know her.

>>85697131
>That's fantastic chumbie! I live with my old man too, it's an absolute Godsend for cutting down on rent. And 80K's not bad, depending on what you're looking for you're probably a good halfway or so to being able to make a down-payment on a mortgage for something decent. Just gotta wait for those pricks at the Fed to give up the quantitative easing heroine and let the housing market finally crash... and then hope faggots like Blackrock don't swoop in to vacuum it all up for themselves, of course.
That's 80K CAD There was a nice little newly renovated house nearby on sale for 120K just a few short years ago. If I had the money and stable position I do now I would've jumped all over that and probably could even be a home owner able to sustain living all on his own. But life's a lot of what ifs and what could'ves... Now housing prices are slowly growing faster than the number in my bank account is. I should look again soon though, I might find something similar sometime again.

>>85697604
All Time High Babyy

I love it

>>85697941
I almost posed mine with the exact same mini daki...

>>85697974
You still can anon

Skincarebuds, do you use the acid peel before or after shower?

>>85698046
fembud?

>>85698033
I know I can, I'm just surprised someone else thought to do the same thing. Especially because I can't imagine that many people have that fan made mini daki.

>>85698046
Before then wash your face with hot water if necessary

>>85698237
I posted it before with the nendo a while ago

>>85698286
I know and I think I might have commented it on it then as well.

>>85697309
>Inheritance
First off, I'm sorry for your loss chumbie. Was this someone important to you?
I'm no financial advisor myself, so take this advice with a disclaimer and a heap of salt. That said, if it's a large amount, I recommend diversifying. If it were me, first and foremost I'd look into getting some land - not just a house in a suburb, but like, a few dozen acres of arable farmable land that you can erect at least a basic structure on, install a well in, etc. After that, staple essentials like a truck, firearms, gasoline, ammunition, and seeds, fertilizer and livestock like chickens and rabbits. After that, I'd put a few percent into bullion, jewellery and crypto (and by crypto, I mean Monero and maybe some Bitcoin and Litecoin. I wouldn't bother with any other coins or tokens as a retail investor, personally - unless maybe you could invest in the hardware to mine or stake efficiently). Lastly, once those essentials are covered, I'd put most of the rest into a brokerage account. I use Fidelity personally, can't attest to any other firm except Merrill-Lynch and Fidelity is better by leaps and bounds. From there, try to invest in a wide portfolio covering lots of different sectors of the economy. If you're looking to create a passive income stream, look for securities and ETFs which pay a high dividend and bonds with a high return after maturation - it might also be worth setting up algorithmic trading, that's something I've been meaning to do for a while myself.
If it's only a few thousand or tens of thousands of dollars on the other hand, I'd delay getting the land and associated essentials until a bit later and start off with like a grand or two in silver and Monero just to get your foot in the door, and then put the rest into your brokerage account. Choose a handful of securities which you're naturally interested in and which have good fundamentals, and then start playing around with buying and selling. The important thing will be to closely watch the news cycle, keeping an eye open for things like stock splits, lawsuits, regulatory decisions, etc. and buying or selling accordingly. From there, maybe look into futures once you've gotten the hang of it. With time, you should start to slowly build up that wealth until you can get those diversified essentials I mentioned without starving yourself of immediately liquid funds.
Another related thing that might be worth looking into is some legal/corporate Judaism, like setting up a trust to hold your family's assets for you. To give you an idea of how important this is, it's the main reason why wealth and inheritance taxes are a terrible idea, no matter if you're left or right wing; basically, the children of people like farmers who are "wealthy" on paper due to their land, cattle, farm buildings, tractors, etc. will get fucked, but the super-wealthy with an army of lawyers at their disposal can get around those costs by setting up trusts which own their assets, of which they and their children are simply co-owners. Therefore, there's technically, legally, no "inheritance". Thankfully, lizards like you and I can take advantage of these faggy legal mechanisms if we know what we're doing; my own dad actually set up a trust for our family for that very purpose a long time ago though at the moment it's empty for reasons that I won't get into on a 4chan post.
I hope that answers your question, at least it should be enough to get you started. Good luck!

>>85697597
Why the hell did modern gaming get so shit? I know consumers can be retarded, but they were always retarded - what actually changed?

Do you guys have skin problems too? I feel like I have some eczema on my face or something because it often gets red and flaky on the exact same spots on my face every time it starts to flare up. Outside of of my nostrils around the crevices, this one small spot on my cheek, close to in between my eyebrows... I think it's because I spend a lot of time working in and out of freezers in a factory which sometimes triggers it.

>>85697796
>~60K USD
Okay, still pretty decent tbdesu but yeah, housing prices are probably going to be a problem for a few more years in your case all the "new Canadians" arriving from the subcontinent, fingers crossed that turns around when Trudeau and his party probably get replaced in the upcoming election.
Still, it's a big market. Keep an eye open leafbud, I'm sure something will pop up sooner or later. Are you in touch with a real estate agent?

>>85698244
Thank you!
>>85698215
No, my skin is just messed up.

>>85698397
Ot was my grandpa and it was a bit rough and I still think the hospital is at fault but I wasent there to say for sure. There was a lot of stuff that had to get juggled but it turned out he had a fair amount left to us articularly my Mom that he loved to death. Now I definately wanna shoot for passive income. I live with a tiny budget and very few needs so I have the ability to just let it sit and grow and reinvest. Honestly I can live like French royalty on like 15K a year where I am now...Just ya know as long as the world doesnt explode in the next few months

>>85698542
Yeah I have a shit ton of skin problems... on your end, it sounds like you have a dry skin.

>>85687984
based and true. Barq's is the best.

>>85698542
i have back acne

>>85698618
We all have our problems, eh USbud?
But we'll all somehow make it. There's so so many worse countries I'd rather not share a massive border with.

>>85698835
RIP grampsbud - he did well to provide for his children and grandchildren after he passed o7
In that case, yeah, stocks with a good dividend are probably the way to go. I've been out of the market for a few years but I remember a couple decent stocks I had in that category were BestBuy and Nordic American Tankers. Obviously check to see if that's still true now, but hopefully that'll give you a good baseline to start doing broader research.
>>85698976
Indeed we do, my Canuck friend. I'm not worried though - as you say, we'll find a way to turn things around. I can feel it in my bones.

Goob

>>85699291

>>85699523
that's the face of a girl who peed her pants but is too shy to tell you

>>85698459
idk, probably online stores made modern gaming a bit shit in comparison.
Your game would instantly flop if it was a buggy piece of crap in the past, but now you can make a patch for consumers to download after release.
You'd also have to do a run of physical copies and sell them to brick-and-mortar stores, and they would generally only order stock for new games with good reviews.
This meant you had to run a pretty tight ship and keep releasing good new games if you wanted to stay afloat.
I remember my mom buying Starcraft because an employee at Best Buy or something said Blizzard had a good reputation. So, it was probably a big deal to have a good reputation if you wanted to make any sales.

>>85698459
nyooo

>>85701352
Modern triple AAA is trash. China and Japan are currently going through their indie game renaissance. Sadly I think ours has stagnated post covid.

>>85701352
Man, I miss the local, tiny brick-and-mortar game store that used to operate out of a small attached building at the back of the local Hollywood Video when I was a kid... and the GameStop at the mall, before GameStop went to shit... and the video games section at Toys R Us...
I can remember the tail-end of that time clearly, and I'm only in my mid 20s. Ignorant Zoomers who whine about rose-tinted glasses when they weren't even fucking *there* can eat a dick.

>>85701486
Cuuuuuuuuuube

>>85697388
Nyo I will start playing the DLC! I just got distracted in the land of creatures with big dog heads and big bird heads and exploding fire zombies. I'm also watching Youtube videos and soon I'll have to go to eep... Tomorowo I'll make more progress for sure.

Gura is ___ ____ ____ right now.

>>85701799
It was pretty comfy. As long as I was a good kid, I'd get a big double fudge cookie from the Great American Cookie company and a new video game like Mechwarrior or Wingcommander.

Another nightshift another dollar

>>85702382
>gestating
>my
>offspring

>>85702546
Ah, better, simpler times...
Always makes me think of this scene from Excalibur. One of the best films ever made istg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUdnp7Kf86U

>>85703233
Good work bud, have a good sleep.

>>85702382
laying in bed

>>85703388
Thanks chumbie. Though I'm debating whether to sleep or pop a strategic adderrall to get more work done on the desktop tower.
Probably sleep, I have vespers at six... I'll think about it on the train home

i played tf2
it was fun

Ame was the only one who played Deep Rock Galactic with Gura...

>>85703551
Lay off the adderall, chumbie, don't rely on it too much and just get some sleep.
I know it's tempting, I got prescribed dextroamphetamine when I was a rowdy young teen going through puberty and I swear the shit made me into a superhuman, the best version of myself... You wouldn't believe the improvement it had on me in every aspect of my life...God I would probably abuse that shit if I ever got a hold of again...
ANYWAY! Just sleep, you'll make it. I think I'll sleep too.

>>85704112
Ame was the only one who sharky would've wanted to play with.

>>85704396
Actually she was pretty excited at prospect of playing it with together with her and other ENs as well.

>>85704112
Dream DRG collab
Gura
Raora
Biboo
Fuwamoco

>>85704568
SNOT would be fun

>>85704677
Raora I can see but the other two is out of place.

I have a feeling Dudul makes Gura animations that he never shows to the public.

>>85685387
I can live with that, even if she does collab with her friends, of any gender. I don't know about e-celebs, though, because I doubt that would make for good content.

>>85704290
>Superhuman, the best version of myself
>You wouldn't believe the improvement it had on me in every aspect of my life
Oh trust me bud, I absolutely would believe it - specifically because what you just described is *exactly* the effect it has on me too, word for word. It's actually kind of scary how much you hit the nail on the head there. In my experience, it doesn't just make you more focused, productive and clear-minded - it also makes me friendlier, more outgoing and socially competent and forgiving. Less belligerent, bitter, irritable and paranoid, not nearly as prone to suddenly remembering dumb shit from years ago out of nowhere and seething and getting locked into a downward spiral of dark and negative thoughts. That's not even mentioning how it makes me eat less, saving money and keeping me relatively lean, and on and on and on.
But don't worry - I know very well that it's a crutch and that it's just compensating for what I should be doing myself through disciplined mental and emotional self-regulation. I actually haven't even had a prescription in years. It's just that I have a couple containers saved up from when I did have a prescription but was too lazy to even maintain a drug addiction properly, lol. So I'm basically just burning through that stash because it would be illegal for me to sell it off, so I figure I might as well use it as a springboard to ease me through the transformation into a state where I can stand on my own two legs, without relying on the diet meth cope.
Thanks for looking out though, and yeah you're probably right. Sleep it is then - the desktop will still be there for me to work on on my days off.
Goobnight lad, I'll see you guys tomorrow. :)

>>85705024
I would say an exception should be made for MatPat at the very least. Does he still make any content after retiring Game Theory?

>>85704677
I think RUNT would be funny; the shortest from each generation: Gura, Bae, Bijou, Gigi

>>85705590
Gura's normal teeth and Ame's seemingly small chest... what a nostalgic illustration.

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

>>85705279
I can see Bae and especially Gigi being their usual exuberant selves as Gura and Biboo retreat into a shell of introversion. Well, Gura at least, I don't know Biboo well enough but I get the impression that she's not really the "forcefully loud" type. If only because her voice is too thin and childlike and doesn't really project fully.
Then again, didn't she have some sort of pro-wrestling/shonen rivalry schtick going on with Bae? I remember them doing a bit back when Gura streamed Palworld where they "confronted" each other, and it was so overpowering that Gura muted the call to talk to us some more.
Either way, it'd definitely be kino. We know Gura has good chemistry with Bae at least, and I can't imagine she wouldn't hit it off with Gigi too.

>>85697697
What are you trying to pull mister

rate my group
>Gura
>Fauna
>GG
>CC

>>85706125
Needs Mooms.

>>85706207
who do we swap out

>>85706232
loud mouth GG

goob morning
i love gura

>>85706125
8/10, I like all of these girls.
>>85706232
If we're limited to just 4 and you're specifically inventing a new group including members from Justice, then I think it should stay as is. As much as I'd love my owlsisterwife to be involved like >>85706207 said, I don't have the heart to exclude any of them after EnRECO. Green woman gambling was kino, GG seemed to telegraph that she was also a chumbud, and GG and CC both seem to be at their absolute best when they're together.
If we did go with five on the other hand, yeah, Moom hands down. Nothing would make me happier than supplementing SNO with more white girls. Uh... GG is white, isn't she?

>>85707097
GG is asian

Goob with qipao

The existance of this Ame style graduation is a cancer and I fear Gura will one day make use of it.
Imagine, her gone for good, never talking to us again. But oh we still get merch and cameos on other channels! All of the dogshit parts of a graduation with none of the closure.

>>85708899
Where have you been the last two years?

Goob morning retards

>>85709299
Goob morning faggot

Rate my group
Gura
Konata
Renge

>>85709299
Good morning, look at gura's gurass!

>>85709416
Oh wow

>>85709382
nyanpasu

>>85709275
Your ebin joke doesn't work. At least once ever month or so Gura shows up, I get hours of Gura. Teamates (and us if she does this graduation style) will get minutes per year. Worst of this graduation style doesn't even need doomposting any more. I don't need to say "omg she'll graduate soon" just know that obviously eventually all girls move on, but we won't have the real closure of that happening any more.

Seems pretty cozy so this morning. I hope the sleeping chumbies are still having good dreams.
*Casts Greater Fortify Pleasant Dreams*
*Casts Greater Bed-Wetting Protection seal*

I want Gura (my mum) to kiss and ride me.

>>85709678
she hates gaming but likes idol stuff (yapping streams included), adopting #Ameway would prevent her from doing what she likes so there's no reason to follow in Ame's footsteps
it's a simple logic that you faggots will never understand as you never watch her

>>85709678
It's not a joke. It's a living hell. Going from hours of Gura daily to hours of Gura monthly (if lucky) is torture.

Has anyone ever made a Gura tulpa? Is that still a thing?

>>85709832

>>85709678
Well I don't know about you but seeing Gura go on increasingly lengthy ghosting sprees where she disappears for many days if not weeks broke me completely. Her not even spending 2 minutes to drop us a merry christmas last year was the final nail in the coffin for me and when I had to drop my membership.
So I don't think this "well she might disappear randomly for weeks but then she comes back and streams three times" model is great for the mental health of any fan at all.

Ame is going to become a full-time streamer

>>85711573
I shan't be watching unless it's on chaturbate.

>>85712546
uhhhh sex department????

>>85711573
With this setup I really doubt Cover would let Gura graduate in the near future.

Gura cute

Gura cute

>>85710226
Ok but one day she'll want to move on and then you won't get real closure ,you'll get Gura the mascot forever. Why is this so hard to understand? I am not doing a "Gura will soon graduate" doompost, I'm saying this entire new method of graduation is stupid and lame.

Breedable

>>85713477
I'd prefer if they just didn't graduate. The concept of graduation of stupid to begin with. There's no good reason to leave.

Gura cute

>>85713738
That's not a virgin

Makin pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes.
Makin pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes.

>>85713790
Why do you hate Ina?

>>85713984
wat flavor

Cura Gute

>>85714225
Peanud budder…

do you think Cover will start to treat Gura like royalty now?
>doesn't do RM bullshit
>doesn't cause controversies or drama
>shills stuff for them
>her talent is one of a kind, you can't replace that shit
>insane mindshare
>is a loli and we know the nips love those

where is the Gura special treatment Cover

>>85714288
hhuhhehe nice ggood for slurp

>>85714382
They should drop the perms bs and stop blocking her projects.

>>85714475
Oh wow…this gooba is extra sexy

Do you think?

>>85714903
not ver oftn

>>85714382
She is probably compensated well from merch etc.
I wouldn't even discount she probably got a good contract with regards to salary etc.

On a date with my wife

>>85714903
Making pancakes. Making bacon pancakes. Making pancakes. Making bacon pancakes. Making pancakes. Making bacon pancakes.

I'm going to think :3

>>85715360
Stop that!

I'm thinking red

aaaaahhh i turned into a ciiiircleeeeee

>>85715453
Sugoi!!! Amazing!!

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>85716189
she has her cunny on display for all beachgoers to see

>>85715453
Turn me into a shape wizard man!

>>85716265
Cube

Have we ever heard gura cry yet?

>>85716405
Plenty of times.

>>85716405
She cried for me last night.

I'm watching "The Italian Job" today.

>>85716644
Cried from laughter, right chumbo?

>>85714991
Cover is a company all about making the talents dreams come true though, Gura's dreams are not related to money

>>85716865
Yeah, Gura's dreams are about being chased and bullied T u T

>>85717048
Stop harassing my wife

>>85716865
...what are Gura's dreams?
She has given up on making songs.
She barely talks about the concerts she's in. No real spoken plans for a sololive, it's likely fucking Bae might get one and not her.

MY wife

>>85717258
Death to all greys

>>85717776
I have watched every damn Gura stream except some horror game I can't recall (Madison?) that I fell asleep during. Never missed a single member's stream. I'm sorry but her last talk on the topic was her basically throwing her hands up in the air, never reconfirming any new plans or dreams or anything. The best news that came out of it is that she'll release something that's been in the pipeline for 2 years. That's not new nor a dream for the future.