/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No sex with little girls beyond this post! Thank you.

wao

It is good and righteous to have sex with your local hag.

Sex with drunks

Goodnight /jong/boy

I hope I don't wake up

>>85513129
Wrong person, I logged in yesterday

Jelly soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UuhBRP4QX8

>>85516818
the jelly!

>>85516818
>not mahjong
>but JELLY
More than acceptable. Hell yeah.

>Was referred to by other talents as being a good jong player pre invader debut
>Streams jong once
>Autistically insists on turning off automatic tile sorting so she sorts her hand herself
>Gets a yakuman with her first hand
>Shows most promise of being a competent English speaking jonger in phase
>Never jongs again outside of collabs
What the hell is her problem?

>>85518124
she's busy

>>85518124
It was all a lie.

Captain is a menhera

Xaptain look like this

Fu ji reset the store again I can't afford this

Is xapitan coming back?! Nice!

>>85520065
But I saw them playing together in the same game

The fuck happened to Yue?
Two weeks ago she was Ex3, close to Ex2 and now she's Ms3. Is the chinese dress boost that strong?

>>85522087
IDK but sounds like she's prime for some deranking streams.

>>85522087
When was she EX3, she has been in Master for a while. Maybe you mean sanma? Who cares about they

>>85522213
She's at 200ish or something points Ms1 in Yonma... don't think we'll ever see that on stream again. Living the sanma life.

>>85522240
Yeah sanma, she hasn't touched yonma in months. It's the only thing she streams.

Sanma is what you play when you're washed and given up on mahjong...

Odds tenga time
Evens no tenga time

Aren't tengas disposable

depends on the tenga

I think jong and jannys suck

Also, Someone put it in the OP already, but today's (Yesterday's) jong
https://youtu.be/G2muj9-YbMc

I should throw away my ona hip

>>85522654
what did you do

Tell Xapitan to main the jirai kei outfit from now on

>>85522764
/pcg/ """offtopic"" AKA, I said something that made a janny mad so he threw a one day at me.

>>85522711

I love how jelly has that silly spinning globe thingy with her face on top of the mic. She should jong. And we should destroy her in jong.

>>85523028
The jorb is too powerful to be contained in jong.

So, xapitan? Are you getting the famous X menhera skin?

>>85523121
of course

>>85523174
I'm definitely inviting you to the dinner date now. Prepare yourself.

I'm going to get it first

Not sure if real xapitan or a clone...

>>85523365
Who would pretend to be me?

>>85524010
You'd be suprised

I'll pretend to be both of you if you ever leave to maintain the status quo

I already am all of you

what is it with vtubers and jirai kei? Is it just mental illness?

I don't know what that is

>>85522802
Two weeks ago I got a 3-day vacation for making a "low quality post", whatever the fuck that means, because there was no link to the post that got me banned so I may never know.

>>85526705
I was falseflagging as you (I live in your walls)

>>85526762
>falseflagging as the skinwalker
Impressive

>Cunny AIsloppa

These are all my images slots, stop using them

Sex with little girls beyond this post! Thank you.

>>85528130
would pomf

Late night brain is dumb and I'm not apologizing bump
https://files.catbox.moe/zaumzs.mp4

I am now a Doragon anti

>now

>>85530260
Same, idk why he's been mistreating me lately but alas

>>85530260
Get in line pal

Alright who removed me from their friends list

me

>>85531190
We can be friends, I'm only at 48 slots.
I'm very friendly and nice.

Why can't we have our own gas chamber?

>>85531605
The only person in it is xaptain's tulpas, and he's also the one pressing the button

I'm gonna kill Aki for ruining my prediction

ARGH!!!

kyururu…

jong is reclining...

>>85538984
I'm gaming

>>85539199
what game?

Thread death approaches

>>85541381
Stay away, foul demon

Sex with mikoanon and cunny anon at the same time because im that good

>>85539493
Fairytail Dungeons

this roomless wasteland of a thread is not long for this world

>>85546049
You can help. There are anons starving to play maajan. With just one koko a day you can sustain the well being of dozens of wanting /jong/ers

goodbye anons

these one monthers will be lost...like tears in the rain

i have 13 friends who haven't logged on in more than a month, it's so hard to delete one for new friends... :'(

League tourists...
But I'm only at 48/100, I just accept everyone.

RIP to all the /pcg/ tourney anons who gave up the tiles

Mikoanon is a femanon. I will not let you anons deceive me any further.

>>85551937
I dont believe it mikoanon would have posted tits by now. I think mikoanon is a siren of sirens, a femboy as they are known now

I'm not sure what the rest of you are thinking most of the time.

I will have sex with mikoanon either way.

>>85552704
It's better lika that, little miko. Trust me.

you aren't actually all fags right? You're just playing it up as a thread meme I'm assuming. And you do actually play mahjong I hope.

>>85553080
Everyone (Except Doragon) plays ranked here

>>85553181
I do?

>>85553080
Haaah... bratty mikoanon, talking back to anons... rape correction (in jong) is needed!

>>85553228
If you're above adept you're a ranked cuck

>>85553181
I'm playing ranked and rendering a ranked vid right now cunt

>>85553080
Come to france and find out

Haven't played ranked since league, cause league ruined all my flow... maybe I should try again.

we should all aspire to be m1, if only because furry somehow got there so the level of entry should be far below the skill level of this general

>>85553857
Go to sleep qb

>>85553857
based qb

does sanma m1 count

>>85554037
no

>>85554058
please

>>85554086
We said no

>>85553857
I'm going back to ranked soon I swear, shit just keeps coming up

Jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QUn5yaYbE

>>85553906
no

I will rank to master and get my /mjg/ citizenship

>>85554693
get master on all your tulpas first

>>85554723
I'm not Xapy she is banned from ranked

>she

>>85553857
what the HECK

>>85554758
what did anon mean by this?

I can't believe he was really a femanon with a voice changer all this time

>>85546049
I have jong club in 4 hours, if no one shows i'll post rooms here

Mhmmm mentally ill dommy mommy xaptain. I feel better knowing im a hot milf tulpa

After some drinky winky evening I'm out of stuff... there are 0.2 cans of prosecco left and I hear the call of sanma tonpuu games. I might have to answer that call.

prosecco comes in cans?

>>85556560
You've never had it in a can?

>>85556977
I've only seen it in bottles

I get my sparkling wine in bottles and my regular wine in boxes

have a random 1view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYgnQFLBf4

>WEGtuber
no

if you dont go for chiinroutou this hand im going to fucking lose it

>>85558345
>stalking target not on my list
nyo..

painpeko

>Doragon talking to a brick wall
Doragon...

>>85559471
is doragon streaming?

>>85560238
Worse he's asking Pippa a question about streams when she's in con mode

>>85560324

>>85560324
she genuinely thinks scheduling streams she knows won't happen because she's at a con is good opsec

>>85560324
Ah, that's why he suddenly dipped out of VC
>>85560459
Yeah she's fucking retarded

>>85560540
>vc

>>85560585
>he's not in the discord

>anons are in any discord

>>85560703
>Anon did not get to listen to Kubi seethe over ranked Sanma today

the jonger secret club where we plan raids on /mjg/

>>85560747
Given the state of /mjg/ right now, I thought you guys were already doing that

>>85560809
I don't think the actual /mjg/ vtuber watchers come here at all.

>>85560809
that just looks like the /mjg/ natives that like vtubers or shitposting

>>85560540
>Spoiler
Pippa made doragon sad
What does he sound like? I missed his streams back when he was a vtuber

>>85562209
he just sounds like an ordinary dude

>>85562308
>an ordinary dude
>Who plays anime girls Mahjong and watches vtubers
I don't think you realize how uncommon that is

>>85562453
Why would our hobbies have any effect on how our voices sound?

>>85562507
Eh, the overlap tends to attract the sorta tisum that you can hear.

my autism isn't audible

>>85562691
Nice

>>85562577
Train autists are a good example, funny enough he's one as well >>85012018

I forgot how awful the touhou game looked

don't die while I'm sleeping this off

>Half way done uploading a 22gig video
>Two more hours not including processing
Fuck man I wanna sleep

>>85566836
couldnt you like do it tomorrow?

>>85566836
I've had 6 hours of sleep total in the last two days

>>85566836
22gigs why, bro lower your quality a bit I can't even watch 1080p

>>85566991
>22gigs why
It's in 1080p And I lowered the bitrate by half expecting it to be huge anyways

>>85566836
why do you need to be up while it's uploading
it's not like it uploads faster

>>85567059
I want to wait for it to finish processing before I publish it.

Blitz game only 1 slot

Majsoul Friends Room 51823(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51823

>>85567136
schedule it 2 hours ahead

sorry I gotta do my work out

Odds I eat out
Evens I eat in
0 I jong

>>85568584
evens huh...

>>85567430
3/4

>>85567430
WJ! Second game open for one slot!

>>85567430
WJ!

>>85567430
WJ!

>>85560809
>>85560880
Let me get this straight, the anons who like mahjong and vtubers just post on /mjg/ and avoid /jong/, so our jongposters are actually all /mjg/ shitposters xapi and his tulpas?

>>85567430
well jonged!

>>85567430
>>85569410
wj....

>>85567430
WJ

>>85570541
our jongposters are all vtubers

put on the model anon

Im a png tuber do not insult me

>>85572170
I will go live in about 2 hours.

I'm a png (pretty nice gay)

>>85570541
this thread is a pcg spinoff

>>85575573
this thread is a /pcg/ whale honeypot created by /wasp/

The long jong
https://youtu.be/nZuHyIU2a9o

>>85576244

/jong/ help this chuuba that knows nothing about mahjong, she's suffering yakuza mahjong
https://www.twitch.tv/alexazarashi

>>85577807
it seems I was too late for the jong

>>85573050
As promised, I am going live with Touhou mahjong (adventure mode) https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

kyururu...

are they planning on improving or doing anything to touhou jong
or is it just staying a switch port at AAA price

>>85584384
>We have also received many requests for a “Private match”. Due to the framework of online play, it is not possible to implement the current specifications
as they are, and we are currently preparing to implement them with slightly changed specifications.
seems like they'll be updating it at least a little bit

>>85576244
>Two and a half hours
Why?

>>85584551
he wants that sweet sweet watch time from you watching it as you fall asleep

>>85578839
it's okay I covered. she still lost though

>>85584539
hmm
Doesn't sound particularly promising.

So who's going to autistically analyze doragon's games in the video?

>>85585984
I'm not going to bully him unprompted like that

>>85580654
Cheers for stream, couldn't comment coz I'm working.

>>85584384
It's sad. I enjoy it, but $50 is a lot for a port that isn't even fully translated lmao.

SEX with MIKOANON (cosplaying as REIMU)

>>85587452
Don't worry about it. Anyone watching at all means more to me than you understand.

>>85584539
can't you just put a password like 4N?

>>85589719

>>85589719
What is MIKOANON trying to say...

>>85589841
last collab skin got announced. Its miko.

Have a bump before a sudden death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f7Kly-72fc

I want to bump Haruna's womb

doko

Majsoul Friends Room 92707(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92707

>>85596471
2/4

evens get a reasonable amount of sleep
odds join the koko

I'm going to reroll for you

>>85597435
sorry, I have to be awake in 5 hours

>>85596471
3/4

>>85596471
started btw

>>85596471
3/4 again

I can't believe Ame is graduating so she can focus on her mahjong career!

>>85596471
well jonged! well munched!

>>85596471
wj, until you gave he who shall not be named the gyakuten

I need to pull autist when this collab starts

>>85606163
why didn't you pull her when she was on banner a couple months ago

>>85606240
I was waiting for the next time the yagooey emote was available

>>85606357
>>85606163
it's too late, I already have her and will main cinnamaroll Yui

also i'm also playing the dumb touhou game in a couple hours too. will linkpost

erm no dying thanks, I cannot bake

>>>/vg/495268627
3/4, save me jong

Thank you steve, you're my favourite jonger

I thought Steve was pretending not to be...

** bros...

I'm not a jonger!

why do you niggers care so much about who's a jonger and who isn't? I'd say /mjg/ culture is far more embarrassing desu

>>85611650
its just a meme

jongers are marked

>>85610460
I'm the lesser steve... 3/4 again

all of the anti /jong/ posts in /mjg/ are mine. I am /jong/'s biggest anti

>>85610460
First time going to /mjg/, seems kinda faggy

>>85612104
how can you say they're faggy when we have likers

>>85612223
our likers pretend to not be likers most of the time

>>85610460
3/4...

I'm a bito hiding from the /jong/ likers (I'M NOT GAY)

I'm not gay either, but I'm sadly stereotyped by my fellow likers so I have no choice but to hide my identity for fear of persecution.

uh...why does /mjg/ think furry is our best player?

>>85613213
you read the thread and didn't conclude they have brain damage?

/mjg/ bestrides this world like a colossus, and you jongers walk under our legs in search of dishonorable graves

>>85613213
who's our ace if you disagree?

>>85613455
Me.

sakura knights aren't making it to finals

>>85613455
I actually think its fox, but he's run into some bad flow recently.

>>85613617
Flow must be accounted as an integral part of the player skills, thus Hanner > Steve (when luckshitting in friendlies) > Fox >>>>>>>>> Xapi IMO

>>85613863
you only think that because you haven't played with him 200 times

might jong

>>85613910
W-well maybe I would have those 200 games with him if he didn't went on month long hiatuses to play other vidya with people that aren't me. Baka

>names-nyaa

>i missed the steve room

there is no steve room

I'm in the fu ji room

uuuuu mjg hates us uuuuu

>>85613863
if you want to include flow not putting sheep ahead of furry is insane,

I checked the log, if I skipped killing Steve I wouldn't have tsumo'd

>>85613863
which Steve

>he's only played with like 4 jongers total
We have literally 50 yuzus and you didn't mention one.

>>85615126

we have two, one of them controls all the yuzus but deranker

>>85615299
>the yuzumind
pippa is behind this somehow

my mortal rating keeps getting worse but maybe it's because we were kanning so much

>copebotting friendlies

I don't know how to check my mortal rating

I don't need to check my mortal rating, I already know I played perfectly.

Incongruently.

>>85615693
I've lost like 10 points on average since league and I'm getting concerned

>>85615693
mortal really doesn't like when I refuse the tsumo and then furiten riichi for some reason

Why are you even copebotting when you already know you're intentionally playing like a retard? Go play some serious games and then copebot in those.

y-yeah... intentionally

>>85615126
why should I care?

>>85616213
I have to make sure that the hands I'm not intentionally playing like a retard I'm doing it well enough to still win

>>85616403
I haven't thought that far ahead. I've just been shitposting in both threads.

Xapi...

>>85616750

Xapi!

>>85616843

the real one isn't that gay

>>61066881
what did steve mean by this?

>>85616650
is oki liker!

>>85617191
stop looking up md5 hashes of images

The thread gets so interesting when i go to sleep

>>85620501
go to sleep more often then

I'm pressing buttons on wakeup and oki liker can't stop me.

Sleep is for the weak.

This dumbass is going to play the 2hou jong game and refund it before 2 hours
https://www.twitch.tv/polybivs_nova

>>85613863
out of the /jong/ers who frequently join friendlies
bird=captain>deranker>other yuzu=dog=furry>everyone else

>>85623440
it cannot be, I cannot be amongst
>everyone else
I thought I was special...

>>85623440
>everyone else

>>85623696
doragon is...weak...

it seems I have to start playing again, I cannot stand to be with
>everyone else

I do have a rating of your power levels in my schizo notes, but as you're all my tulpas, I don't want to play favorites.

>>85623696

>>85623696
stop pushing musuji middle tiles into ippatsu

>>85624220
No

>>85624220
No! Don't take our pushtard doragon away from us!

>>85624220
Why should he stop, he gets away with it most of the time.

>>85624152
You already did >>85613617 >>85613910

>>85625086
That wasn't a secret though

What's happening in your ranked matches furry?

>>85623636
sorry, you just don't make me feel like I'm not the favorite to win or I forgot someone

I miss jongstalking late at night with xapi...

I'm eager to stalk again, but I'm busy.

This thread is not long for this world

>>85625976
he is stalking with /mjg/ now

>>85625494
dark times

BAKE ARGH

there's no reason to bake, everything is over

douzo
>>85628104