/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with Aster

Anyway, and again; as an anime Pio liked, watch Samurai Flamenco.

Twisty really is a pomudachi at heart

>>85507349
KEK

I want you to poke me down there, Gale

>>85506758
fun story, when denauth debuted i tried to dm denpa to draw a twisty fanart commission. she never did it and now i got my twisty fanart for free.
take that denpa you bitch!!


>>85506831
>everyone should watch Samurai Flamenco! Please it's such a fun anime!
I love samurai flamenco but it's gonna be a hard sell to get zoomers to watch anything not made in current year.

>>85507313
PIO IS BASED

>>85507349
Does that mean she would be a fat ugly balding man if she were a dude?

>>85507249
Ryoma is so lucky

>>85507461
Clearly. She's a pathetic ojisan and a groomer (affectionate)

luca rabu!!

>>85507526
Disgusting

>>85507313
I started Samumenco years ago when it was airing but dropped it because it introduced a bunch of supernatural stuff in the middle of the series. I feel like that changed what was good about the series. I heard it's still good through the rest of the show but the supernatural stuff and the powers really turned me off from it.

I heard that menhera always have big tits, so with this information and since Twisty is more menhera than Denpatits, how big are Twistits

Maggie!

https://magma.com/d/us4zuc3nkx
https://magma.com/d/us4zuc3nkx
https://magma.com/d/us4zuc3nkx

>>85507591
Tell me all the menhera things Twisty has talked about doing

i'm gonna make twisty constantly pregnant and make her shoot milk from her flat chest all the time

gm sonny baobao

Yuyu Q. Wilson rabu rabu!!

bye bye aiaiaia...

L-Listening to Rosemi-sama screaming without context feels sussy..

cocksleeve material

>>85507313
BASED BASED BASED BASED
forget fly high, just one life is my favorite non-gintama anime track spyair has produced

gm sonny

>>85507631
she stuck razorblades in her mouth thinking sticking them between her teeth would give her a tooth gap

even pakosensei... not jealous at all
https://x.com/pakosun/status/1836580708313370781

>>85507591
But I have small tits

>>85507695
Proof?

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>85507664
oh wait wrong haikyuu opening lmao spyair did imagination, point still stands

God bless all those shitty negligent parents raising the next generation of vtubers

>>85507695
are you often mistaken for a child?
because if so my dm's are open babygirl

even with all the people in it sometimes i cant help but think that this world is truly beautiful
>>85507591
ike has no tits though

>>85507679
That's fucking retarded...

nijien for this feel

Sonny LOVE
Feesh LOVE
Wosemi LOVE
Shubert LOVE
Meroco RABU
Stream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Stream Ringo Mogire Beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Stream Infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Stream Bling-Bang-Bang-Born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYf2bf8hOoE

holy crap i just realized that rosemi and maria are the s

>>85507791
Tell me about her parents

>>85507691
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

>>85507869
Somehow I think Sonny should replace the oji-san

>>85507742
I don't have any right now but I'm so small I often get mistaken for a boy.

>>85507798
Unironically yes. I think the youngest age guess I've gotten was 14

>>85507869
rest in peace old man...

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

Do you dare get splatted by the great Rosemi-sama?

>>85507909
someone shop topless sonny onto him

i wish i had small boobs....

>>85507869
Sonny but replace the girls with Pomu/Mint in her different outfits

KEK holy shit that clutch!!
But they still died lmaoo

>>85508028
Its so over

>>85507805
Proof?

>>85507917
add me on discord lets erp and watch twisty together and enjoy lewd photos of small chested anime girls together it'll be so romantic
unless youre actually a teenager then get off this site.

Women should have nice moderately-sized --> full breasts. The breast size should not deviate into being grossly oversized or completely flat. That is just really unappealing
They should be 5'5" --> 5'9". Anything too short or too tall is unappealing.
The legs should be nice and plump, soft and springy but not too firm. Anything too skinny or too fat is bad.

There are no female Nijis with the ideal form, most of them are ranked #4-#5 on pic related.

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

>>85507886
Her dad is either dead or absent. Her mother is a whore, by her own words

alvin and the chipmunks watchalong when

>>85508137
Don't worry I'm twice the age of any teenager. I don't watch any of the girls though. No hate, just not interested. Thanks though.

>>85508050
about the world or ike's tits? its the same answer either way though

Who do you think in NijiEN use this contraption?

pancakes, hotcakes or waffles?
choose one, the other 2 will disappear forever

>>85508176
Why are you avatarfagging? Your post is off-topic

>>85508324
what the fuck is that

>>85508324
Doppio

>>85508324
Sonny

>>85508324
this but ike

>>85508324
Ike, Alban, Doppio, Ver, Wilson

>>85508324
I read that as contraception

>>85508324
oddly i dont want to do anything but the normal things to ike's balls so this but not ike

>>85508474
It could be if applied incorrectly

>>85508324
What’s the purpose of this

he's just like me but i kept going outside

>>85508374
commercialized medieval torture device

>>85508538
It's probably some masochist thing. Mental illness

>>85508324
typical answer: ike alban ver
real answer: sonny

denpafish should do a french zatsu with willy and zali

Ikey! <3

If Aster becomes a girl, then we'll have a balanced ratio of male and female livers.

>>85508341
waffles solos

>>85508374
>>85508538
its a dildo for your balls so you can fuck someone with your real dick and another person with your balls at the same time
total chad behaviour

>>85508341
what's the difference between pancakes and hotcakes

>>85508393
>>85508579
Sonny isn't a M.

>>85508341
The fuck is a hotcake isnt that just a pankcake slang term

>>85508692
He definitely isn't an S.

Someone ping me when the former ID papes go live.
I want Hana, Derem, Layla and Etna.

>>85508662
chad behavior is marrying a woman and staying faithful to her
people who have sex all over the place are really just insecure

>>85508538
>Come on, pull down my pants. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. I turned my balls into a dildo, Boom! Big reveal: My balls is now a dildo. What do you think about that? I turned my balls into a dildo! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned my balls into a dildo, Bro!

>>85508662
holy....so you can do double penetration without a third person...mermaid sex rp will go so hard with this

Aster paizuri

>>85508297
perfect because i am also old, add me @ filename lets kiss
thats ok watch what you like, cheers babygirl

>>85507805
Petra

>>85508300
Tits

Sonny is an S but only mild. He likes inflicting pain but he'd become too worried if he puts too much pressure or power whenever he touches you and panics like the virgin that he us

>>85508814
Evil fucked-up Petra

This video talks about Kunai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZex3L5fgmo

>>85508814
can you catbox this? i'm curious what models and loras you're using

https://x.com/vbrightshield/status/1836593624504504713
Sonny would probably see this and immediately DM her to sperg out about the JP voices

>>85508811
Heh, I knew it was a pomie

sonny likes getting his balls stepped on

>>85508966
if you ever meet a man like that: run far away

>>85508951
every male on this board is a pomie its not really a surprise she's very likeable.

>>85508669
>>85508710
pancakes don't use baking powder nor baking soda, they're flat as twisty and maria
hotcakes use rising agents to make it leaven

>>85508987
why

twisty's only chatter is her janny...thats kinda sad

>>85509058
Because they're mentally deranged obviously, you think that's gonna be a beneficial relationship for you? That guy probably watched 10,000 hours of internet porn and his mind is all distorted.

>>85508989
I didn't really watch pomu that much. I appreciated what she did with collabs and stuff but I wouldn't consider her my oshi.

you guys might not like this but denpa sounds like klara sometimes

>>85509137
sonny....

Sonny wants to rape and have his way with women he’s said stuff to imply so on more than one occasion but he also just wants a girl to pamper him and cutely dominate him

>>85509155
who is your oshi
I'm gonna be honest Mint is my kamioshi but I skip every metal gear stream I'm so sick of that series with how often she replays it.

>>85509155
Same here and I'm the ugly Phantomo

The Gale Gallons of Rizz laugh popped out lol

>>85509241
Chu!

>>85508851
As you can see in his refrence sheet, Ike is barely an A-cup. He's probably not even wearing a bra here, absolutely scandalous. His chest being so flat means his heart is closer to the surface which is what makes him so menhera.
>>85508916
It's a merged model I'm working on. I'll probably throw it up in /vtai/ if I'm ever happy with it.
https://files.catbox.moe/I96ngs.png

Woah guys this denpa collab is giving me the shivers I hope the vod stays up. I havent archived a niji stream this fast since Zaion played Uno. I hope management doesnt bonk her to bad

>>85509302
is my isp blocking catbox again or is this link broken

>>85509288
mwah!!

>>85509317
It's just Twisty trying to get her into her degenerate harem and Denpa getting uncomfortable

>>85509317
I stopped watching because it got boring and they kept making the same mommy jokes but it wasn’t even super crazy from
what I saw

Kanaria is a vtuber? and he's a man??

>>85509340
I uploaded the wrong one and then i deleted it but i forgot to replace the link and im going to kill myself now

>>85509405
denpa is literally the ice dildo girl, they're both degenerates which is how they connect so well.

>>85507608
Taimanin Rosemin!

>>85509428
yeah he's sex

so many bosteros buds...

>dolphins are just sheep of the water
Comfydants, is this true?

>>85509452
For Denpa, it was a bit. Twisty is a full blown femcel that disgusts her. She lost all interest the second she pulled out the vape and desperately is trying to reject her

>>85509155
I never cared for pomu at all. Sometimes I forgot she existed. She was fun in that one Friday the 13th collab though.

>>85509302
>>85509340
https://files.catbox.moe/6okydv.png
Okay this should be the actual one

>>85509551
the vape thing definitely did gross her out but denpa used to sleep in an actual basement full of cat piss and spiders and roaches she's used to gross shit.

>>85509510
>dolphins are evil rapist creatures but everyone else thinks they're cute and harmless
>comfydants are cute and harmless creatures but everyone thinks they're evil rapist creatures
nyo

>>85509551
Twistyis nkt disgusting

just remembered when livestreams and videos were in the same tab, im so glad they separated them

I would glue Rosemi-sama nail clippings to mine

>>85509241
Has his skin always been slightly blue in this picture?

ryojisan..

>>85509563
how insulated must you be to forget pomu existed?
i'd understand someone like aster but pomu was in almost every single major collab and they did those collabs weekly.

>>85509721
i don't watch nijien

Me when I join Rosemi's voice chat:

CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!
GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!
LICK IT, KISS IT, TEASE IT, TASTE IT!
EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!
FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARE
TO LITTLE WOSE THAT CANT GROW HAIR!
LOOK AT ALL THAT UNRIPE MEAT!
HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!
I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!
I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!
EVERY DAY I WANT IT MORE!
I CAN’T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!
GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!
GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!
CUNNY, CUNNY, SLICK WITH HONEY!
GRIP SO TIGHT WOSE'S CUTE AND FUNNY!

>>85509788
:/.......

>>85509623
That's just the average basement

>>85509721
It's just typical sister mentality downplaying anyone who isn't in their luxnoc circlejerk, those people never knew what nijiEN was until the the males arrived with their disgusting behavior

>>85509809
yeah but it wasnt her basement

>>85509826
yeah it was mine

>>85509804
Don't blame me I can't control it

Denpa hit the spider button and escaped the collab

>>85509882
>Rosemi as Louise
I can't unsee it now. Fuck you

>>85509405
>>85509419
From their dynamic it felt more like Twisty was the indie and Denpa was in the corpo since most of the jokes only got pushed far if Twisty was doing the pushing. She seems pretty lax dispite what I've heard here

stop lewding rosemi sama

>money does grow from plastic bins
Fun facts with Gale!

Jesus retarded buds shut up, do not open your mic

>>85509260
Ok Vox

>>85509982
The last time I watched a Denpa collab she was the one forcing herself on the other girl. This is how most of her 1 on 1 collabs go actually. I think Denpa was really taken off guard by how Twisty just went all-in on the sex RP.

>>85509982
>Twisty: PLEASE CALL ME MOMMY
>Denpa: No, that's weird
>Twisty: PLEASE BE MY MOMMY
>Denpa: You're being so desperate, it's turning me off
>Twisty: Join my harem
>Denpa: No, I'm not into that

Then Denpa plays into it a little until Twisty starts weirding her out again. Rinse and repeat

>>85510091
I'm the Phantomo with 2 horse plushies

>>85509242
not gonna say in case it gets shitposted, I just didn't care for her solo streams (zero interest in her minecraft obsession), she really acted like the glue that held collabs together though, so did nina. it really isn't the same with them gone, it's harder to be a hako-oshi without them around to get everyone together...

>>85510163
I've seen a lot of people say they liked Twisty at first but she became kind of a disaster who was impossible to support.

sex with sonnyban sisters
https://x.com/nijisanji_app/status/1836601659910398385

>>85510283
I've literally never seen anyone say this. Twisty has always been unhinged the only thing that puts me off of her is how she flirts with literally everyone + she vapes. Otherwise being a weird girl is usually good for a vtuber.

They won!!! That's my captain!!!

Twisty is always taking the blame for Zako....

>>85510283
Her last 3 collabs were just fine. She probably just doenst mesh well with denpa on stream

>>85509463
Wait really? Link?

>>85510439
bro just search kanaria how incompetent are u

>>85510332
really? >>85508215

>>85509460
Every time I see one of these weird hentai or ecchi screenshots it feels so wild out of context but I'll bet if I were watching the full episode and come across it I wouldn't bat an eye because I'm following whatever the plot is.

snorkling is fun but if you have bad eyesight you can't appreciate the view anyway

>>85509982
It's the difference between someone who plays up how weird they are because it's the only way to get eyes on you if you're an indie versus someone who is just genuinely weird.

Certified Butt Snorklers™

>>85510516
so pretty...

>>85510516
AYO

>>85508931
I'm so fucking tired of the first 3 MGS games. Please Vivi I beg just play Peace Walker if you're gonna keep going, you'll never get to do co-op.

>>85509721
I didn't care about her and skipped most collabs with people I'm not interested in. I watch mostly boys and she didn't come up in chat often at all. I don't know why that offends you, I'm just not interested in every liver.

hey

AN OLD MAN JOINED ROSEMI'S STREAM
ALART
ALART
ALART

>>85510516
Gay sex with Mahimahi

https://twitter.com/AiaAmare/status/1836602700231839870

I can't believe noctyx didn't at least do a voice tweet while they were in japan

H̶̻̪̼̙̗̞̜̪̞̹̮͓̼̍͘͠͠ė̴͕̪̯͚͓̮̞y̶̛͇̯̤̱̹̞͎͋̈̈́̽̍̀̇̍͘̕

where the fuck is rosemi streaming

>>85510640
I'm just tired of the entire series
>Pomu plays MGS
>Reimu plays MGS
>Vivi plays MGS
>Mint plays MGS
>Pekora plays MGS
I hate this

Hey

>>85510516
Took me a while to figure out who it was...

Captain nihongo kawaii!

>>85510746
Makes me wonder if they were just too busy

>>85510516
AYO

>>85510770
under there

>>85510847
No, they just hate their fans.

>>85510470
Because I thought the vtuber persona was a separate name and account and not using the same name :/ jeez, so mean

I've never played MGS or watched any MGS stream.

>>85510558
hope you had fun! ive been snorkeling once and i want to do it again

>>85510770
In my austrian basement sex dungeon

>>85510516
AYO

>>85510516
AYO???????????

He weubs me I weub him

>>85510785
classic pickme behaviour

chat, is this true

https://voca.ro/12m3f6IqRbLb

>>85511223
bro can't even threadread properly

>>85511223
you had 13 deleted posts last thread, think you can beat that record in this one?

>>85510713
this but with the males. sometimes I forget alban and uki exist, and I barely know anything about luca despite all the lucubs itt...

i'm gonna marry (you)!

I miss Klara I hope she's having a good rest

ryoma...

ryoma....

>>85511399
yeah it do be like that

Kek Ryoma

>>85511223
it's funny that my Luca hate posts still get around.
this must be how that lady felt about her Haitian dog eating posts becoming a campaign issue.
if any femanons wanna hang out with THE most influential pomie hit me up my discord is in this thread I'm basically a celebrity.

>>85511223
I still remember when Luxiem appeared and Luca was ruining every fucking collab he was in. Acting like a retarded baby and thinking it's funny.

>>85511273
silly lucub, chu chu 69

>>85510516
telling my grandkids this was amatsuka uto

Crossing Fates mention!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WXRrpnYJwA

Why does Rosemi like hamsters so much

wuca wuca!
yippee

>>85511577
Chu! But no not a 69...

it's funny to think about it when luca was actually integrating pretty well in the server but the schizo is so hyper focused on him he needs to create a narrative that paints him in a bad light all the time

He gets it. I love captain's voice too.

>>85511556
She regrets it though

>>85511742
>huge number of JP viewers complained about his retarded antics
>after 2 streams they ban all EN speakers from the server citing "language barrier"
but the truth is he was causing problems for everyone and nobody liked his behavior, he got the whole branch excluded basically except the JP speakers

>>85511273
Are you doing Amplify for /NijEN/ sings?

do you think sonnu ever had dirty thoughts about his sister

>>85511831
you can barely even thread read and you can't even check past streams you've fallen so far

Gale is extremely vtuber

>>85511831
source? surely you can provide screencaps and timestamps to support this narrative, right?

>>85511912
If he was such an important character in the RP, why was he blocked from the server after just 2 streams?

we are truly easy to manipulate by a cute girl, huh

Twisty isn't that weird.

Luca acts like such a retard, I'm convinced he isn't faking it. I think he's actually that dumb and has been cheating at everything his entire life

>>85511845
Ye! Just waiting on others.

Rosemis a fat little hamter

https://play.gidd.io/r?u=48YV4A

rosemi is the one

>>85511782
I have some regrets for how its affected Lucubs, I don't like when cute girls are sad, but mostly he deserves all the hate. He never shapes up his act. The fact it made him retreat into only doing solo streams for the last year is probably good for everyone.

>>85511715
hihi

>>85511831
i love how you flipflop between "nobody cares about japan and everything they say doesn't matter" to "actually i know everything that happens in the japanese fanbases and they were the ones calling the shots"
this is how everyone knows you do not believe in anything and are just a vapid shitposter

>>85512406
hi babu

>>85512300
I can't understand his fans, they pretend he's a baby who doesn't know what he's doing and reflexively defend his actions which are indefensible.

I hate the Ennaschizo because he makes us enlightened Luca-hating CHADS look like opportunistic shitposters

>>85512469
they're not called schizos for nothing. it's not about being consistent, it's about finding a reason to shitpost.

>>85512469
Your post is so braindead I don't even know how to respond.

>Nintendo suing palworld devs
Heh, looks like Nijisanji not touching that garbage is paying off

>>85512596
sure, THAT'S why you can't respond LMFAO

>>85512516
But that's exactly what you are

this is why i'm always cruel to the pomies and holofags i meet at cons
they deserve to be led on and rejected as many times as possible until they hopefully kill themselves and there's one less annoying man on earth

>>85512516
that is literally what you are

>>85512516
unironically this. i can back up my luca hate with a 20 page pdf of his crimes and none of them are made up. ennaschizo will never be on my level of schizo. he just lashes out at enna because he loves her deep down. i lash out at luca because i want to see him hit by a car for his crimes against minecraft.

>>85512620
The fact that most westerners think of japan as an irrelevant poorshit nation that maybe shows up once in a while in media as a side interest.
But you're conflating that with the influence japanese have in NijiEN where vtubers are obviously getting most of their audience, and the company is run by japanese as well.

I don't even know what you're trying to say and your thoughts are kind of a mess frankly.

does this guy not know that summerjam was literally a few weeks away from nijigta or is luca just insanely talented he doesn't even need to practice for a concert

>>85512144
Awesome!!

>>85512677
How strongly could you back up your hate for Reimu?

>>85512655
>i meet at cons
Sister, we all saw pics of NO niji fans attending cons and expos lmao, no need to lie

Rosemi just did a cum countdown...

>>85512746
i dont hate reimu either im sorry
my hate is entirely focused on luca and sometimes shu yamino

Oh. I'm not too into League but I guess I'll watch anyway because I love cute boys! Full stack League boys collab on Sunday!

>>85512677
sorry pomie, but block game is boring as all get-out to watch. luca did us all a favor by blowing up the server.

I want to play games with Rosemi...https://litter.catbox.moe/bvlvak.png
>>85508890
Petra but she has a futa cock for some reason and shes cumming really hard i dont know dont make me answer questions about porn
https://litter.catbox.moe/bvlvak.png

this pomie is still butthurt about being rejected by a lucub lmao

>>85512811
>sometimes shu yamino
now that's schizo

i miss him zzzzzzz

>>85512655
You're terrible at larping

Hating Luca is like so 2022

>>85512962
now instead of block game you get no streams, no collabs, no events whatsoever. is that really better? at least with block game you'd often see unlikely livers interacting and even forming friendships.

>>85512980
I NEED TO STOP PHONE POSTING IN MY BED IM GOING TO SLEEP BAD NIGHT

>>85513021

>>85512811
Sorry for assuming you hate her, it just seems like a lot of people do.

>>85513040
nah. I see a block game stream, I skip. simple as.

just kill this thread

>>85513068

>what does the white crayon flavor taste like

>>85513099
but it just started...

Mmmm crayons got a little kick to 'em!

honestly i think minecraft is only entertaining when it's done in seasons
like hermitcraft, or whatever grian does

>>85513131
i am daijobu, i actually havent missed him much but he streams tonight for you, doesnt he?
>>85513133
coom

>>85513136
it should die now anons are pissing me off

>>85507586
If it makes you feel any better, the supernatural stuff was explained by the end of the anime And it got more over the top by the end of it too~

>>85513187
non toxic coom...

>>85513230
Ah....well, I guess I'll finish it sometimes just so I can see how it ends.

>>85508777
>Come

>>85513286
yummy, that's what ren's coom is. non toxic alien goo

>>85513040
i have basically never watched block game streams

I should dress up like Luca at a convention and walk around doing my best retard impression, apparently the girls love it.
"HURR DURR HOW ARE YOU TODAAYYY??"

>>85513187
glad to hear you are doing well~ ganba with work and college~
ehm for me during the morning, but as expected im needy kek

>>85512633
>>85512662
You are proving my point that one schizophrenic SEAmonkey has a disproportionate amount of influence over your little sheep-brains, not every post that doesn't make you clap like a seal is a fucking shitpost.
And I prefer the term "funposter", but semantics aside, my intentions are pure as the calm and beautiful sea. This cannot be refuted.
>>85512677
As far as minecraft goes I just moved on to other vtubers to scratch the itch and got over it, I will hold a grudge until the day I die especially because my oshi never streamed minecraft again after the new server opened, but the magic evaporated for me months earlier when Finana started using cheats and everyone else just followed suit after that so I can only blame him for how it ended. But I didn't like him before the minecraft thing anyways so it feels like a bad faith complaint to hinge on to begin with. But I don't need a reason to hate him, I just do

>>85513356
i don't think a 300lb 4'6" hunchback in a suit is going to impress any girls actually, no

>>85510489
>come

>>85512962
That was Pomu's core content and Luca fucked it up. Just like he fucks everything up

>>85513406
twisty said this is literally her ideal man so i think youre wrong

>>85510713
>she didn't come

i love ewiwa and her so called short (5 hr) streams

>>85513155
Etho....

>>85513373
thank you!
that's okay, i understand the feeling. ganba! i hope the stream is fun if you can catch it or the vod if you have to work!

>pomies start posting
>thread immediately goes to shit
this is why no one likes your retarded fanbase

>>85513461
fair point but i would very much not describe twisty as "the girls" lmao

>>85512799

>>85513461
lmao

>>85513353
>ren's coom can also be turned into a candle
environmental....

>>85513498
etho is literally the only exception that man practically raised me

>>85513514
i don't see any but me and im playing games

I also like a variety of sex positions, Gale. We can try different things if you'd like.

>>85513461
if you think she's being truthful then i have some news for you anon......

>>85513577
that's why he wants to conquer earth

>>85513514
This but unironically

>>85513656
Finally somebody says it

>>85513662
it wasn't ironic

>>85513660
He will take over the planet....by running a large candle business!!!

>>85513514
What the fuck is a "pomie", you know that Pomu called her fans "Pomudachis"
fucking idiot

if ryoma plays league i'll- I'M GONNA KILL THESE BOYS

>>85513656
Twisty is genuinely unhinged enough that she'd actually like an ojisan that treats her like a daughter. She definitely has daddy issues that I would totally exploit.

>>85513715
Good

>>85513461
sounds legit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hP6nOB1dc

>>85513756
>ennaschizo once again proving what a massive moron he is

>>85513503
ty ty i should be able to catch it unless i oversleep~ and maybe your boy might give the server a try, who knows! im eeping (too tired) so enjoy streams!! thank you for the short yet sweet talk as always

>>85513764
a relatively decent looking, decent height, no physical abnormality ojisan*****

>>85513722
WITH HIS CUM!!!!

>>85513588
I don't know how he does it, all these og players for more than a decade playing the same thing and being entertaining..

>>85513758

https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenwort/status/1836614717747642823

>>85513848

>>85513762
I miss them
No one bullies Ike into being funny anymore

>>85513756
that's what this thread has been calling them for ages you fucking newfag. but now that I think about it I should have called them pomufags instead

>>85513764
First of all, you're a bastard. Also, it's insane to believe she doesn't have a limit on just how fat her man can be.

>>85513839
goodnighty banana~

>>85513970
please let me lick your toes becky…

hai domo pomudachi here, provider of good posts that always get positive replies

>>85513833
massive is right

>>85513846
>decent looking
I have long wavy hair she said thats her type so I'm in, also no acne and not balding just fat
>decent height
lmao women will believe anything if you're 5'10 and tell them you're 6' they won't know the difference
>no physical abnormality
does having an abnormally small penis count?

>>85513951
300lbs is not an abnormally large person in America. personally I'm 260 and can fit into regular XL clothes, I wouldn't consider myself abnormally fat until I have to go to the XXL or higher sizes.

>>85513846
Would she like the dude with crossed eyes and horse plushies?

>>85514058
>260
lol.....

>>85514017
there's no such thing, kill yourself

God I love my wife Reimu

>>85514058
>lmao women will believe anything if you're 5'10 and tell them you're 6' they won't know the difference
bullshit, I met a woman I completely towered over and she knew my height exactly. I even downplay my height usually and she corrected me

>>85514058
>260lbs
I'm about the same, but you probably have a lower fat/muscle ratio than I do.

if you're over 45kg you have no right to post

Maomao going hard for them wires. Wiwa gonna lose her streaming pc soon

Gale that didn't even make sense....

>>85514107
there is nothing wrong with being fat if you're male. it's a sign of economic success.

>>85514058
>I'm 260 and can fit into regular XL clothes, I wouldn't consider myself abnormally fat
lmao what the fuck bro
you. are. fat.

>>85514171
Not everyone is a small asian girl anon~

I weigh 108 pounds guess my oshi

>>85514171
lol asian flatty

>>85514017
i posted this!!!

>>85514255
Ike

>>85514211
That logic works in prison (I think) and Africa.

>>85514234
>>85514259
if you're male and not a small tiny shota you have no right to post

>>85514255
Ike

the fuck is lbs use kg you uncultured swines

>>85514286
I wish i could pull off tiny shota. Sadly im 6'4'' and 240lbs, Its physically impossible for me to get under 200, ive tried

tiny femanons ToT

>>85514278
>>85514288
Wtf.............

>>85514230
yeah but not ABNORMALLY fat
you have to understand half the fat people in this country need to be on a mobility scooter because their legs dont work anymore. i can walk multiple miles without getting tired i'm perfect ojisan size I think. any woman with daddy issues would be lucky to have me in her life.

>>85510419
It's like her default mode when collabing with a girl is to hit on them even if they don't like it or think it's cringey and her default when collabing with a boy is to shit on him or make him cringe

>>85514350
It's not physically impossible you just don't know what you're doing. If you don't have visible abs you're fat

>>85514325
Just divide by 2.2, fucking illiterate cunt

>>85514325
WTF IS A KILOMETERRRR

>>85514230
I havn't worn pants other than sweats in years, but 36×36 to 39×39 is my size.

>>85514415
pickme brisko is at it again

>>85514367
what the fuck is up with america...

>maleanons are fat
>femanons are tiny
fat bastard rape thread.....

>>85514424
Unless your name is Shaquille O'Neill you're fat my dude

>>85514407
Thats what im saying, i have 4 defined abs but at 240lbs (110kgs for the non north americans), I just cant lose weight without losing muscle mass

>>85514058
What the skibidi is this

>>85514415
he saw this post >>85508931 and pouted and went "i don't have to DM her..."

>>85514415
I love my seiyuufag baby!

I feel fat at 200/180 for my ideal weight so I don't know what boogie over here is bragging about being 260

>>85514544
Hes american and thus defines fat the wrong way.

>>85514495
I should probably kill myself

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE NOOMBERS USE KILOGRAMS

>>85514415
He just really wants someone to play Street Fighter with

>>85514505
240 is too heavy for that height, unless you have a really solid build.

>>85514599
Look up a fat% chart

anons are gonna give eachother EDs

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

>>85514601
If you cant divide by 2.2 in your head then you may as well not exist.

>>85514631
My legs are built for hockey. Even though i havent skated for like 10 years, they never lose their definition due to all the walking i do

I can pull off a convincing shota both in voice and personality, but I don't have enough content creation experience to pass the nijien auditions...

>>85514407
I have visible abs, it's not hard to lose weight

>>85514683
gay as fuck

kind of memory holed cars 3 now that i think about it

ROFLCOPTER basedsoysoy

>>85514690
Just look like you're having fun while streaming and youll get in. Also pretend youve been under a rock for the last year

>>85514601
WHY THE FUCK ARE POUNDS SHORTENED TO ELBIS?

>>85514017
Pomies should be banned on sight before they start shilling their Discord or Telegram accounts.

>>85514325
Chu!

>>85514544
Muscle weighs more than fat
...
...
...
...is the cope that the lardos fall back on every time they break another scale. It is true though, if you're /fit/ then you are going to weigh more. But (You) are just fat.

All maleanons are fat balding bastards
All femanons are neet lolibaba hags

>>85514679
If it weren't for still lliving with my mom, I would starve the hell out of myself. I sometimes think about putting myself into a homeless shelter just to get better.

>>85514846
Ill have you know, i have better hair than most femanons in this thread

>>85514846
TToTT

>>85514690
LONDON
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>>85514211
Is that why you won't start your transition? You think you're too fat to pass?

CARS TRILOGY WATCHALONG YIPPEE

>>85514773
because LB stands for liberty

>>85514679
Erectile or eating? Or both?

>>85514846
I have gorgeous hair and exercise daily. Don't lump me in with you fatties

>>85514852
The key isn't to starve yourself it's to up your burn. Once you start exercising your diet falls into place naturally. And you should completely avoid any sugary processed foods like candy/ice cream/cake...etc. It'll take some time but the weight comes right off

>>85514846
the more I think about it the more it upsets me that I've been posting here for 3 years and still don't have a femanon gf when this is probably the most female-dominated thread on the entire site. what's going on?

>>85514846
I'm a fat hag.

>>85514871
/fit/ from fucking 15 yrs back?

>>85514924
nta but the thing that got my weight into an acceptable plateau was not eating within 4-6 hours of sleep time. It actually shreds the weight

>>85514846
i'm not a hag

>>85514962
The fact that you're a woman who's roleplaying as a desperate pomudachi to make pomu fans look bad and you've admitted that numberous times

>>85514962
You'd probably have an easier time if you started taking HRT and developed anorexia.

>>85514962
Just accept you will be alone for ever just like the rest of us pommie

Losing weight is simple but it aint easy, you can starve yourself for all you can but it be useless when you give in to your cravings and eat 5000 cal in one sitting so EAT in moderation and walk to the bus stop or whatever.

>>85515045
I already had my alone forever arc for the past 30 years of life I want to start the next chapter of my life already.

>>85514962
https://voca.ro/1j2LVSyxa0DE

went to the diddy party

>>85515094
Bout to hit 37 myself this year, again, you are being impatient.

>>85514962
I have had 2 femanon discord kittens you simply lack rizz because you're a pomie

>>85515130
stop watching vtubers