/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>85488074
SNIFFFFF

so.. if you freeze the egg nog in the ice cream machine... then it would turn into ice cream...

Hello fellow chumbuds

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Day 10! Give it up for day 10!

https://youtu.be/IX7sDi6X2rA?list=PL8IMbx1zq62d3QXE8xGgSjrviE7DHUZJX&t=1288
"That was "We found love", which is an interesting karaoke", doesn't take a genius to read between the lines AND this was during her first JP trip where she also said she was nervous because she was going on a date, she didn't know what to wear and that she wanted to buy a new dress before the date, then never talked to us again how the date went

>>85488102
I should try this

>>85488113
Hello in kind, fellow chumbud

No biting the bait. Even if the post is so retarded it needs to be refuted.

>>85488102
yes, if you make ice cream batter, it will turn into ice cream, that is correct, what a revelation

Please don't reply to obvious bait.

>>85488205
I wont but I can't say the same for the others

>>85488196
>>85488205
Oh nyo, why didn't I listen

>>85488196
>>85488205
Nice deflection, can't cope when faced with the truth huh? Just "muh bait" and think that is a valid refute, retards with pre-school logic

You can also just not post at all, like yesterday.
That was a nice day.

>>85488158
That was a date with holo senpai who turned out to be Marine. Are you fucking retarded? Reported for mental retardation

>>85488202
Is eggnog actually just ice cream batter?

>>85488113
>>85488179
Hmmm, show me your credentials "chumbuds".

>>85488314
Can you not?

>a valid refute

>>85488239
>>85488318
>>85488337
God 1.0 rhombus is so ugly after seeing 2.0

>>85488428
False.

>>85488353
Why is it always the most retarded ESLs that always claims others don't know english? A mysterious phenonommoenm https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/refute

>>85488116
samen

>>85488338
Here you are sir, my chumbud credentials

>>85488113
>>85488179
sumtin's aint right...

>what are verbs
>what are nouns
Please tell me you misspelled "phenomenon" to signal sarcasm

https://youtu.be/bAqxGPFJvgw?t=81
She is a natural liar.

>>85488811
But enough about your mother

>>85488834

>>85488811
That stings

>>85488919
>>85488834

>the ESL retard doesn't understand that a verb is the correct usage for past tense, hence refute
Why does ggg attract so many people with 3 extra chromosomes?

>>85488975
>>85488845

>>85488975
>>85489020

>>85488975
Regardless of the shitposter’s intentions, it doesnt negate that she says here she’d join, just for her to not now join. It makes me sad that something is still holding her back. In conclusion, I miss Gura.

>>85489059
Aim better next time.

>ESLs pavement ape thinks "tense" is relevant and digs itself deeper in butchering the English language
>>85488353

>the retard still doesn't know what a promise is
Not beating the ESL allegations.

I've been watching these videos about a guy downloading images from old US military satellites. Sounds really fun.

oh god not the promises argument again

>irrelevant "promise" timeloopslop
>again
We get it already, you're ESL

>>85489292
What images was he downloading chumbie

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>85489412
Its just images of clouds and stuff. A spooky helicopter flew overhead in the video and I thought it was pretty funny

>>85489499
That's classified information, come with me citizen

It sucks that Gura isn't in this GTA thing. It would have made for some good content. Her and Fauna might be the only 2 Hololive members not participating.

>>85488054
>>85489616

>>85489660
I didn't notice that the thumbnail is wobbly but then its not. Very crazy stuff.

>>85489638
I love these two. I'm not going to wake up in the ass crack of the morning to watch gta rp.

>>85489638
If Gura's not in it I don't give a fuck. I have too many games to play to keep up with other chuubas.

>>85489325
Gura agrees that promise is a strong word and avoids using it because she knows its power.

>>85489660
it's called an anomalous motion illusion. the most common example is the "dancing almonds".

>>85489638
i expect it wouldhave bee like bigfish.
just doing shaneningans like peko is.

>>85490113
More like she never wants to commit to anything.

>>85490113
because she's afraid of commitment

Gura should promise to let me sexually bully her T u T

>>85487205
The diagnosis from the doctor surprised her and made her take months off in december 2022 and January 2023. She also didn't stream at all last year in those months, but never gave a reason. And she won't stream during them this year as well. I honestly sometimes wonder if she was even sick in 2022 at all or if it was just the beginning of her lying.

MY wife

I'm kinda sick of tea now. Back to coffee for a while

Goob ebening retards

>>85487176
She gets very annoyed whenever anyone asks who she did something with. She even got visually angry and when someone asked her who she played monopoly with after she mentioned playing it, and she outright lied and said herself. Like all women, she gets angry if you catch her in a lie or point out when something she says sounds suspicious or strange. In that case, she became angry because she realized she revealed she had been playing with someone, but she didn't want us to know that.
For whatever reason, she really doesn't want us knowing that she has friends, even though she mentioned she had some very early on.
I think everyone can probably guess why.

"Trust me bro" -Faggot

>>85490691

Gura used the money she made from her fans to make a better life for herself. It's just that building a better life meant building one without you in it.

>>85488493
>*Le touché*

>online
I guess Gura and him are back from whatever little vacation they were on.

>>85491014
source: trust me bro

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>85491338
You don't remember when she got really annoyed and said she played monopoly "by herself" when someone asked her who she played it with?

>>85490561
>>85490620
It's almost like she's not the liar you're pretending she is, threadshitter-kun

>>85491429
I will when you post the source

>>85490244
Thanks

Oh no! Gura is on a month-break again and you're still here!

>>85491571
but i just got here?

Gura.

Wife.

>>85491447
Not wanting to commit isn't any better than lying and the end result of it isn't that different from lying.

I like the mustard potato salad, but I'm not sure I like it enough to try the deviled egg flavor. I'm getting a little tired of potato salad.

>>85491738
>>85491756
Yeah, mine.

>>85491921
>Goalpost shifting
>"N-not lying is indistinguishable from lying"
>"If she doesn't overcommit you're basically being deceived somehow"
Could you be more desperate please

Sex with a fembud.

>>85491465
https://youtu.be/UH76nSzXfPs

>>85491756
Yeah, but not yours.

>>85491921
not wanting to commit is not lying
stuff like movie may essentially was lying, though, insert 300 posts of promises and lies argument

>>85489109
Aim better next time.

>>85492342
Because she's mine.

>>85492140
>"overcommit"
lmao

Gura is a liar. News at 11

>>85491936
i still need to try mustard potato salad

>>85492342
larp forever, larp slave

>>85492291
She sounded so different even just a year ago. She would talk to us about random weird stuff.
This was even right after she lied about the sunburn and internet connection being out for a week. But she still talked to us. She doesn't even do that anymore.

>>85492515
Proof she lied?

And yes, Gura did in fact talk about her living situation 2 months ago where she said she:
1) Ate undercooked chicken that gave her a stomach virus
2) Theorized that she might have a wasp nest growing in her wall
3) Had a Tarantula Hawk (among other insects) invade her kitchen

Baguraette honhonhon

hey remember that treadmill she bought for 3D streams

I apologize skittlescoffeebud but I’m eating instant noodles and coffee right now

>>85492397
So that's a "yes"

>>85492550
Shitposters don't watch streams.

>>85492600
I remember the treadmill but I don't remember her saying she bought it for 3d, pretty sure it was just a treadmill

im getting sushi huhaha

>>85492291
Now let's see the timestamp

>>85492577

>>85492550
I think Gura lives alone, but that doesn't mean much, especially when she takes so many breaks for long periods of time and has never said anything about the one thing most people who care would want to know.

>>85492700
She used it once so she could write it off as a business expense.

>>85492515
she unironically is more talkative this year than the last

>>85492685
>saying you'll do something is "overcommiting"

>>85492763
2 hours.

What da chumbies doin while waiting for the raid to end?

>>85492974
dying in my bed, coughing up a storm

>>85492974
I just woke up a little bit ago and I gotta go into work now

>she doesn't say anything about potential relations so that means she's guilty of something or other.
This guy's cooked, man.

>>85492974
Doing my ZZZ dailies and Shiyu Defense

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>85492974
this anime season is ending, so I'm binging all the shows I'm interested in, I'm starting with "My Wife Has No Emotion" it's about a guy falling in love with his robo waifu, (which was designed to cook) I'm liking it so far

>>85493241
>*Lo touchõ*

>>85493479
Sounds comfy

>>85492968
>Gets embarrassed when someone points out she played it by herself
>she was VISIBLY ANGRY

lol

Also this is the same woman who spent 20 minutes vacuuming a whole desert area in Luigi's Mansion. You don't think she'd play a board game by herself if she was bored enough?

>>85488054
why is everyone using this background all of a sudden?

>>85492799
La basé

>>85493479
Gooba turn the brightness down on your phone when in a dark room. You’ll ruin your eyes if you don’t.

>>85493949

>>85492891
>Overcommitment doesn't require commitment
lol
Where did you come from, and what made you this dumb

MY Gurandma

>>85492974
Continuing to do desktop TLC, currently waiting for my current external system backup to finish wiping so I can open up the tower again to install more new components

>>85494027
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from cotton eyed Joe

I want to fap but I've got one of those headaches that hurts when you move your head

>>85494014

>>85494144
Fap it out chumbie. You can do it. Push pass the pain.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>85494214
How dare you, sir. How freaking dare you…

>>85493479
Recommend Losing Heroine, Elusive Samurai, and Dead Dead Demon's Dededede Destruction. Those really stood out this season.

>>85494144
Heh, that's not Gura. That's the artist's manga mc.

>>85494468
Elusive samurai was the only passable anime. This season was pretty ass compared to the last two.

>>85493479
I just read the first chapter to the robo wife manga. The robogirl is kind of spooky

For King and Cunny!

>>85492974
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>85494546
it's gabby to me

>le retard is still at it
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>85492974
watching fembud prime

>>85495629
Retard

I have it on good account that Gura will soon graduate.
You see, she doesn't want to fool people into thinking there's a chance after she marries me, that just wouldn't be idol like, so she's gonna quit. Pic related, tis I

Gura needs to be brattier

>>85495827
she can't marry you
she's already married to me

>>85493022
FEEL BETTER CHUMBIE

I think Gura should marry me

>>85494468
sounds good, except Elusive Samurai I already had those on my list, what's it about? (besides an elusive samurai)

>>85494679
yeah she doesn't seem to smile(I assume that happens later because she smiled in the opening)
and reacts violently when you do something she considers wrong

>>85495629
Repent hereticbud

>>85496799
no u

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>85496869
>>85496799
FILTHY HEATHEN APOSTATES

Free sharkwife pl0x

where sassy shark

>>85498252
Hewwo bean

>>85498252
love bean gura

>>85498252
If Gura was a baby which EN girl would raise/take care of Gura the most?

CCleaner hurry up and finish this complex overrwrite so I can install the new drivebay, I'm sick of being bottlenecked by USB writespeeds

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>85498850
Definitely Fauna

Didn't read the thread I wanna ryona and sexually bully Gura

>>85499164
Read the thread I wanna ryona and sexually bully this poster

>>85498961
I just want a fourome with the white girls of the aptly named SNO, is that really too much to ask

>>85499401
It's time for SNO bunnies to freely admit to being blacked sluts. ToT
https://youtu.be/9Ej7Z2UT_-A

>>85499699
Gutsbud, you're up

>>85498911
>>85499164
>>85499699

>>85499401
Add Watson to make it SNOW, and make it a fivesome

>>85499997
Waow, nice response time

>>85492974
the raid never ends, we're seeing the same timeloops we've had the past 3 years.

>>85500265
I was in the middle of choosing the guts pic and saw the request

>>85500090
Anyone got a soundpost for "Go white shark go", from the 2.0 reveal?

>>85500414
Based, I salute you

>>85500090
unironically one of my fav collab gura has done

>>85500414
Can I get slain too Gutsbud? :3

>>85500569
Any archivebuds on to tell us which stream this was from, I must know!

>>85500569
why? Gura is doing the raping here
>>85500690
one of the blue archive streams

>>85500861
Because I'm an ojibud and forced Gura to be my rape accomplice because that's my fetish

>>85500690
https://youtu.be/6YAPMUHGaTI?t=4069

>>85500975
which means she's not the one being raped, so I don't really care.

>>85501014
smug asuna sex

>>85501014
Arigatoooo

>>85501081
You would let an ojibud torment your wife!? What kind of lazy excuse for a Gutsbud are you!
Uuuuugh, fine... "I'm going to sexually bully and ryona this fish T o T"... there, NOW will you slay me

gura said she prefers skirts but i would make her wear leggings that show off her tiny bubble butt

i would have her wear licra spats with no panties instead.

>>85501779
No, I will of course chop you in half before you can lay a finger on her

>>85502591
Thank yoooooooou <3

Buds, you alive?

slut

>>85503373
barely
today was one hell of a day

>>85503373
only on the outside

>>85503415
Who?
>>85503452
Tell us about your day chumbie

>>85503373
ye

>>85503373
I guess

>>85503652
All me

>>85503508
we had an 'incident' which while triaging exposed a serious system failure which while triaging exposed a serious system failure which while triaging exposed a serious system failure
And then there were some other serious system failures totally unrelated to all of this

More Palworld soon?

>>85504150
Is it out of early access yet?

>>85503415
i miss this slut

>>85504010
Damn, that sounds fucking miserable
Glad you got through it and lived to tell the tale

>>85504216
idk

>>85504216
no, but it got a bunch of updates since Gura played it, I don't know much about it, but I read that they have supply drops like in ark now and they added a big raid boss

>>85504243
yeah well tomorrow's another day

>>85504150
It's being sued by nintendo
Cover won't want to piss off nintendo

>>85504150
not in this world pal

>>85504660
Stay strong buddy. If it helps you won't be alone - I've gotta go back onto the nightshift tomorrow and potentially deal with crazies hopefully not but you never know

Man... Gooba's so cute. She needs headpat correction.
And also soothing tummy rub correction when her tummy hort.

>>85505019
I will pat her tummy from the inside with my pp

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

>>85503373
im more alive now than the past few years
new jobs are exciting

>>85505019
youre right this is me giving gura headpats!

>>85493479
Oh that's the one that Sora sang the OP for. Were you even aware of that?

>>85505827
really? no, I wasn't aware

>>85505827
I did! It's actually pretty catchy too.

>>85506226
fat fuck

>>85506226
hello

>>85506226
cheebs you fat fuck what are you doing here? watch out for the dinos

>>85506226
Rape

>>85506242
>>85507130
>>85507148

>>85507223
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

>>85507223
see, i warned you

comforble

>>85492550
lol, so because she ate some bad chicken and some bugs got into her house, that excuses her absence and ghosting? How cucked are you faggots?

Gawr Gura is a liar. News at 11

summoning you is too easy

uhm... beep beep?

I know why Gura had this "health spot" at this time. She knew the GTA RP was coming up this week and wanted an excuse as to why she wasn't going to do it. So instead of having to deal with her fans asking her that during her streams, she just says she's sick and disappears to avoid it all together. Even if it means not streaming for her anniversary. That's how much of a lying dishonest scared bitch she is.

>>85510527
You got a loicense for that vehicle ma'am?

>>85510730
I uhm, left it at home...

>>85508305

>>85510793
I'm in a good mood so I'll let you off the hook this time

>>85511150
oh uhh, good! thanks mista...

Hey chumbuds, im looking for a new career rn. Wish me luck!

>>85512035
good luck gurame anon
>>85511754

>>85510669
100% this is why. The buds won't admit it, but you're right.

bros I just looked outside and it’s a full moon… that fucker is so bright

>>85512292
Maybe Gura is and her Swedish boyfriend are fucking under it right now.

>>85512365
Gura is what, bright? a full moon? are you okay

I genuinely love my femcel wife

>>85512640
Her virgin cunny belongs to me!

>>85512640
same desu

Gura should play Space Marine 1

Would you love gura if she was a bean?

>>85512640
>femcel
lol

>>85512035
gl teabud

Gura is not a femcel. She's a whore

>>85513299
Yes, your years of larping and fuck ups convinced me she's a femcel.

>>85513159
both games are good

and here we go again I guess

>>85513549
>>85513568

>>85506226
>>85507223
i call for the idol alliance between chumbabooeys and iRisTocrats who have or at least had 2 years ago as similar problem with raiders and bad agents shitting our threads.

>>85513769
IRyS had a voice cameo in lolikami, therefore she and the IRyStocrats are alright with me

>>85513672
Yeah but the first one is still fun and should be played rather than just straight to two.

i love gura
goobnight

>>85513984
sleep well chumbie

>>85513984
Goobnight

>>85513769
I approve

>>85513966

Gawr Whora ladies and gentlemen

Had anyone watched any of the GTA RP vods? I haven't, I've just seen some clips. I can't really get into it or don't care about it if Gura isn't there. While she's gone, I don't keep up with Hololive news.

>>85513769
You guys have been in my good books for a long time. I came before you all back when a very unwanted event happened in EN to signal for a future alliance and things went well.
Cheers

>>85514632
I also usually don't care about hololive at all anymore but gta has been fun, feels like something from back before everything went to pot
I'm binging clips as they come out though, longer compilations and such, Gura is the only one I'd watch a full vod for, shit is too early and too long for too many povs

>>85514632
Only Gura exists.

PS this doesn't mean I hate other girls just that I don't care for them.

Are we all creepy perverts?

I didn't realize that Gura has bottom teeth with her kimono model. I was watching a clip of her in that outfit and saw that. I never noticed before.

>>85514632
i watched a bit this morning
its confusing to watch around all the jps

>>85515057
n...no...

>>85515057
Yes, I want to eat Gura's butthole every morning for breakfast

>>85515415
Shark asshole is actually really delicious.

>>85514675
hope the enna schizo is long gone, his clique painted the catalog crimson that one time to the surprise of us all.
it was like seeing your little brother have a melty and learn to deal with it on it's own, quite endearing.

i hate women(not gura)

>>85515057
>*Li touchí*

>>85503980
Absolutely unequivocally would

>>85515710
Why gay? Women make my pp feel good.

>>85494791
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>85515415
How can you eat a Gura's butthole everyday when she only has one?

>>85514632
no Gura no watch

>>85516034
I love s’ghetti so much!

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>85516469
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because I'm eepy and my mommy hasn't tucked me in yet...

>>85492550
She unironically deserves everything bad that happens to her.

>>85516513
forgot pic again...

I measured myself today. Should I be worried as a 4inch ebi?

>>85516469
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! AND >>85516513 FORGOT HIS IMAGE AGAIN!!!!! WAHHH!!!!

Uh why is this guy still going? Are da chumbies giving him too much attention again?

>>85516448

>>85516469
Oui oui monsieur

Am I a chumbabooey?

>>85516836

>>85517014
How the heck would I know?

i love HER like you wouldn't believe

>>85519546
Oyasame

>>85519546
sleep tight buddy

>>85519546
sharkdreams

>>85519546
Goobnight

>>85520187
VERY tiny georges uoh

Chumbies, I'm booooored

>>85520530
goon, thats what i do when bored

>>85520530
Mind if I tell you a joke?

>>85520571
Ogey...

>>85520795
Go for it!

>>85488811
shes too busy giving birth.

Welcome, welcome to city 17 you have chosen or been chosen to visit /ggg/

>>85522022
Fug I forgot my image.

>>85522147
M RT

>>85488113
>>85488179
Greetings fellow bugmen

>>85522523
new warbond in an hour.

>>85522523
I thought you were assigned to guard the mothership

>>85522022
>>85522084
>visit
But I live here

>>85522147
M RT

>>85520969
(you)

>>85522147
M

>>85522989

>>85522147
M+RT

Gooby a cute

>>85524306
my wife is the cutest!

>>85522147
>>85523549
M RT

>>85522147
M RT

>>85522147
>>85523549
M+RT

Your oshi is a literal child

>>85525618
it's great, isn't it?

Sorry to bother you all but is there any chance that anyone happens to be able to give me an opportunity to watch the first failed attempt at Guras Big Brain Games? I would really really appreciate it

>>85525618
Yeah she kinda really is, but I still love her more than anything.