/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sexual thoughts about my older girl spidermom who is also a cat!

Mio is gonna press on...
I must shower her in kisses

Rosemi birthday countdown soon!

>An entire stream segment dedicated to a small handful of viewers

New outfit somehow made the pon woof even cuter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwiOdGXNUMc

>>85304097
TONGUES OUT FOR AIRI

Meru Love!

>>85304097
Holy fish you weren't kidding

>>85304271
Holy cute

>>85304271
She looks skrunkly

KOREAN WOMEN OWE ME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>85304585
Have you considered the possibility that (You) are the one who owes Korean women SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX?

>>85304585
You trying to fix that birthrate or infernal lust

wose...

>>85304813
Wose!

I hope one day mio has the confidence to steal sauce packets from restaurants

https://youtube.com/shorts/-sYLthVfWv4

>>85304813

mio pays for adobe photoshop

>>85305310
She literally learned to mix by pirating software

>>85305431
delete this before the korean fbi finds her

Mio is a WOMAN???

1 hour NO mgs
I'm hiding the heating pad

>Let me complain! Let me bitch about things! Let me be a woman for once!

[Shocking news]
Rosemi is so nervous she is unable to pee

>>85305647
Yes, yes of course, anon. Now say 'aah'.

>>85305697
Was chat giving her advice? Women hate that shit.

DA BIRTHDAY WOSE
https://youtu.be/tOKHjFD0IoQ
https://youtu.be/tOKHjFD0IoQ
https://youtu.be/tOKHjFD0IoQ

>>85305826
Little of column A, little of column B. They were giving her advice/encouragement on sneaking photos of a concert which she was uncomfortable with doing.

>girlfriend won't spend the money I give her on dumb things for herself
inaccurate GFE

>>85306073
ETERNAL DAMNATION AND SEX WITH URARA

:D

Rosemi is TERRIFIED

>>85306338
She really does have the energy of a tiny rodent creature that could have a fatal heart attack at any moment

>>85306073
Was getting caught part of your plan?

Ayggsemi Aygglock

>>85306499
I wonder why

mio should honestly spend all of her money on a giant candy wall like notch did

Is Rosemi a certified girlfailure?

>>85306761
Yes.

>The more I thought of it, the more it made sense
why are women like this

>Am I okay? No!
Wose...

>I got this sofa here to reflect my mental state

Breastie on the telly!

mio you're literally korean

>Not gonna lie, I'm surprised you know how to drive
Damn Nova you didn't have to do her like that

>I look like a little kid driving

Mio you dumb whore (affectionate) just uses the money I give you to enjoy things you like because I love you.

bitch you do GFE, the one thing GFE has over regular vtubers is getting more donos on average

>>85307491
Actually yeah what's the point of being my virtual wife if I can't spoil her.

>>85307426
I'm just imagining Rosemi hitting the road in one of these bad boys

>>85305647
>Mio successfully navigates directions in a video game
so much for your rrat

Need a Rosemi/Nova offcollab where Rosemi is inaudible the entire time due to having her head shoved into Nova's bosom

boo

>>85307874
FAT FUCK

True bfe here

>I forgot to ask Nova "Why do people call you Bestie but with an R in it?"

[Rosemi news]
She wants to be called Breastie too

ROSEMI DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST EROTIC UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I miss gay retard.

>I'm still growing, okay?

Mio's hungry, keep an eye out for snakes

when mio is my wife I will feed her delicious raychions every day

>>85308575
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO

>If I was the impostor in amogus would you tell on me?
Rosemi was right these questions are DUMB

>Baja Blast gelato

Otacon looks funny in this game

>>85308654
>How many chicken nuggets can you eat?

>Hazumi thinks she could handle 30 chicken nuggets if she was really hungry
>Rosemi thinks she could handle maybe 10

[Non-news]
Rosemi is hungry

>I have a lot of besties with an R, cos I'm one too, y'know?
Copesemi...

TITLE DROP WOOOOOO

[Non-news]
Rosemi needs to pee.

>>85309154
Rosemi can barely double Lisa...

>Comes back from the bathroom
>"Guys... What if I die today and this is the last birthday you ever have with me?"
wdsmbt?

sometimes I think kojimo is kind of a weirdo

>I want to be in the ground. I want to be food for a worm.

>Spent all day coming up with her silly questions and forgot to charge her wireless mouse
Wosemi...

Good evening, I hope you had a wonderful time this weekend and get plenty of great rest tonight. I love my creative, bestest spidermother and feeling every bulleye of her strong, capable fists on my abdomen until I can't tack it anymore. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>85309482
Ember can easily quadruple Rosemi...

>>85310078
How soon we forget.

>I could call someone... or I could just play Peggle. I could just talk to the Peggle characters instead.

Rosemi's absolutely freaking it

this game suuuuucks
kojima is a hack

Holy shit I remember this snake girl from Mori's contest 4 years ago.

>>85310460
>>85310473
She's so cute

>>85310193

>Riri telling Rosemi she should eat Rosebuds
Based

I will kneel if wose calls Dizzy tonight

Mio is getting STUFFED with my yabloko moloko if you know what I mean

>>85310763
I didn't think it would was possible before the stream started but now im thinking it could actually happen

Rose cute
Riri cute

The Peggle virus..

>3 calls in
>Has to take a Peggle break to recharge her social battery
Oh Rosemi...

THE FEAR

cannot believe I was ever spooked by this absolute weirdo

>>85311278
It helps that on the first try he was hard as fuck.

>Rosemi is running out of new songs to sing for karaoke
Time to introduce her to some Lisacore shit only 3 people on the planet have ever heard of

Rosemi has gone full schizo and is now conversing with this gentleman

FEEEAARR *dies*

>>85311496

>>85311416
Instead of suggesting hipster shit like Death Grips, there's better songs to suggest her to sing like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo

It should be me eating Mio's rotten food

>>85311598
wesley willis was a fucking treasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnCk0uGwFZI

>Brain so fried she started to think Lola Bunny might've been a cat

Splorkbros...

bogos binted?

Mio just discovered MGS3's original camera.

>>85311917
It took devs a century or two to figure out cameras in 3d games...

Odds on Mio getting horny for The End?

>>85312030
Its not a joke either, it took some companies up until 2004 to realize that the second analog stick can be properly used as a camera in third person games. Fucking Rockstar.

>>85312162
She loves ojisans but she's not into grandpas.

>Rosemi starts grilling Zentreya for putting Chipotle low on a fast food tier list

ROSEMI WILL AGE IN 3 MINUTES

>>85312201
He does have the ideal male body though...

Rosemi countdown for free...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSEMI-SAMA

Dizzy Rosemi REAL

DIZZY IN CHAT

yippee :D

ROSEMI NO YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A FILIPINO

DIZZY

SHE'S IN

>>85312839
>I thought I was on an alt account when I sent those gift subs
Dizzy...

Me & my daughterwife (mom)

holy

Girlfailures together...

Footsies with Dizzy and Rosemi...

>Dizzy doesn't wear socks in bed
>Because a TikTok told her it was a red flag to men

>You're a little fruity.
>Yeah, I'm a little fruity... wait, isn't that a way of saying somebody's Good At Yu-Gi-Oh?

>5 minute totsu slot and Dizzy still manages to steer the discussion to her gay YGO ships
DIZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>LoL ships

Mio...

>Thank you so much for being my friend
Dizzy cute

>We'll graduate together
The curse...

that was so cute

[BIG NEWS]
DIZZY JUST KISSED ROSEMI

>>85313762
they'll never make out from girlfailures...

:(
:D

Dizzy's raw sexual energy has exhausted Rosemi

Holy shit IT'S HER

The End was frustrating as a kid, but to be honest I didn't think she would struggle so much. I thought Mio was hamming it up

I want this literal faggot to stop backseating even if it's through donations, this is so fucking annoying holy shit

>>85314162
Yeah as much as I want to tell her about all the easter eggs and stuff I don't wanna piss her off, plus it is irritating.

>>85314077
I can't stand this bitch, I wish Rosemi would stop associating with her

.

I'm a little concerned she's gonna rage at the kidnapping portion later in the game.

Tiger ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

Tomo is fucking dead...

>>85314291
delete thisssss

Rosemi's diabeetus...

I didn't realize it'd be this difficult.... Still liking the playthrough so far though
If you're here Mio you shouldn't be go work or eep

I want to sniff Rosemi's oversized hoodie

Peesemi Pisslock

>>85314834
It's not really difficult, just really tedious unless you already know the tricks. You're basically combing 3 sections of a map for a hint of the guy with several things that can slow your progeess. One of those things that are best experienced yourself that doesn't really make for good streaming unfortunately.

did she mod someone by accident?

Mio's "I didn't know that" and "I did not know you could do that" are my favorite EFLisms of hers

Dizzy love

Why would The End do this?

I hope Rosemi can finally see a doctor about these migraines soon

>"Check this out!"
>Misses the easiest Peggle shot in history

do you think this boss fight will reduce mio's willingness to engage in human hunting roleplay with me

Rosemi will never be ballin

So I now want to make Mio run a 11 minute mile then have her breath heavily into her 3dio

>>85315826
>Making Mio run 10 and a half minutes more than would be necessary to make her wheezing from running out of breath
You MONSTER

Kojimo............

GET FUCKED OLD MAN

Rosemi is extra pissful today

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Flatsemi Earthlock

old men are truly mio's kryptonite

>Rosemi didn't know that "Pokémon GO to the polls" was a real quote

>>85316759
wtf but it's ami's most famous quote

>>85316796
Link me that Ami clip

Is this what if feels like to have a gf on her period? You do nothing but support her and you still get yelled at for no reason?

[Rosemi news]
She wants to be immersed in seed

>>85316857
Yes but you can remove the redundant"on her period" part

da mawar

>>85316857
Yeah pretty much

>>85316857
Uhh... yeah kinda.....
Have you never had a female friend past 5th grade?

>Zeta starts talking about spiders' soft abdomens
>"They have squishy tummy"
Not now, boner...

Chat brainstorming what Mio should do for higher CCV...
I kinda hate it, but I understand her stress wish chat would chill

Eat the bugs, Rosemi.

MioLove!

>Rosemama wants Rosemi to eat healthy
>Rosemi just wants to eat MREs

>>85317046
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

doing BFE for Mio is so depressing

nappy time zzzzzzz

Hoping Mio has a good nap and feels better.
I lover her, but I know there's basically nothing I can do. but wait until she bounces back.
Please give her pleasant dreams for once God?

At the current rate the Pegglerot is taking hold of her, Rosemi will soon be asking Lisa for all kinds of strats and the like.

>My mind is telling me yes, but my body is telling me no

its just pms relax

>>85318008
Yeah I know,,,, but it's still sucks seeing her so down. Though I'm glad she's willing to talk about it

honestly there should be a vtuber competitive peggle event. pegtuber 2024.

Frenchsemi SEX

>>85317046
>friend?
Get a load of this guy.

>>85318092
That would genuinely have more screaming and tears being shed than a fucking APEX tourney.

I know she wasn't really looking for suggestions but I think she'd have a lot of fun with pokerogue. Probably good with the algorithm because pokemon, something she'd enjoy, & probably not as prone to CCV dropoff/could be a single stream. Also the only other chuubas I know who've played it are jelly & furi from months ago.

>>85318092
Who would be in it?

>Smiling Creatures

>Crabs look like spiders so I can't eat them

>>85318680
The unintended tsunderia ties, I can’t escape them…

[Wose news]
ISPs are evil

>Rosemi only just now finding out that smart watches exist
>"It's like Totally Spies!"

>owns Skyrim VR
>only played it once because she got sick
Weak.

Rapsemi?

>>85319332
Did anybody save the Todd zord from a few months ago?

Snoop...

Mio....
Nothing is wrong in I'm just being a concernfag. Love you Mio (Stop coming here)

Alight which one of you faggot decided to dox mio again?

I will purchase Rosemi the finest lobster pizza money can buy

Remember that Wisu's on a guerrilla schedule this week by the way. You won't forget, right? Right?

>>85319622
Nobody she's just dealing witth the stress of comms and numbers and her redebut and her period came so she's dealing with brainworms.
Give her a day or so

BUTA VORE ON STREAM

Rosemi vored me, later nerds

I've never seen Rosemi's breast envy flare up this hard kek

>It's my fourth birthday, I'm just a baby
uweh!

Wose...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Jerry!
https://youtu.be/4tt1vei9ZEM

Mio...

i hope everyone here smiles today

So which one of you is commissioning all the Ember porn? https://x.com/lioniblis/status/1835282266249216233

But why boba?

>>85322401
Damn, horchata looks sick. I should try it sometime

>mio randomly turning off the twitter accounts again
How long before Twitter flag this shit as suspicious behaviour and actually locks her out of it for good?

>>85323827
But would you survive the inverse?

>Wake up
>Dizzy called for Wose's birthday
Soon, all the suffering will be overcome

>>85324866
The slug who sold the world

>>85324635

I am worried about my GF, today was god awful for her

>>85325842

>>85319935
lil wose must be breastfed!

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>85325842
all capacity for affection to other humans is replaced by Ami

>>85325898
She’s just on her period

>>85326336
m-mama...

>>85319688
i already miss wisuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu...
https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1835459396362444956

Why is Orla retweeting hippos? Does she not know?

>>85321407
You too :D

>>85321407
:D

She hearted the comments

>>85317724
>>85325898
>>85329138
chonkers

Eber was very quiet over the weekend, hope she's not stressing over her birthday too much

Defenseless honeymead holes

>>85329378
No stress eating, just happy eating!

>>85330258
Ami has already filled all my holes, by that I mean the holes in my heart and soul.

>>85330258
Futamiya...

>>85324866
I'm now imagining the final scene of MGS4 but instead of Big Boss and Solid Snake it's Urara and Ria

>>85331069
I wonder if Yuuners will send her another cake this year

>>85331302
I want to take a bite out of Yuuna's cake

>>85325842
>>85331391
squeeze zone perfection...

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring heat, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

Dost thou crustestest

>>85332385
Never and always

No Mio stream later?

>>85333105
No because she hates you

>>85329378
her last bday stream was something. that was my second eber stream i felt so bad for her

i'm sorry yuuna but kaoru hana is entirely mid
the story presents itself as though the characters are struggling to deal with their oh-so-severe problems which then resolve themselves with minimal effort. it's conflict resolution wish fulfillment where differences are unironically solved by someone going, "can't we all just get along?" and the only real saving grace is how much the female lead loves eating the male lead's baking and now i feel like a dumbass because i now understand that's actually what's appealing about it to you.

>>85333797

>>85333797
cease this or she's gonna come for you

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>85333797
To be honest, a lot of shoujo and otome games are mid as fuck in terms of characters' problem resolution because they need the shallow self-insert MC to help in resolving them without too much conflict. It's a massive failing of both genres that really tends to come out in stories with many love interests. This is why stories with direct 1 on 1 romance, or at most a love triangle if you really need more male leads, are inherently superior.

>>85334540
Shoujo manga, that is.

>>85333718
>Girl cries if you're too nice to her on a normal day having to endure an entire 24 hour period of people showering her with even more love and adoration than usual and mentally imploding
Poor Ember simply wasn't built for this

>>85303280

>>85334540
ao haru raido my beloved

>>85316848
https://youtu.be/km9Qh-t79ac?t=935

Hi

>>85335555
Hi !
are you hungry ?

>>85335555

>>85335438
God I love this DOOFUS

>past midnight
>account still deactivated
>no waiting room
>can't even tell her goodnight

>>85336105
ALLERGIES HATE

Happy birthdays to my favorite green ghoulfailure and my favorite pink girlflower!

>>85336318
Wait, they both share the same birthday?
Fuggggg

>>85336105
again, it's just pms on top of stress from work and from her redebut, it's nothing to worry about

>>85336588
I can't help it

I have to go out in a bit and just barely won't be able to bake the next thread, so I'm leaving it up to you guys again. My only request is that whoever bakes uses picrel for the OP image as it's the one I was intending on using next.
I hope you all have a good day and enjoy the double birthday festivities!

>>85337065
naming the edition is the hard part

>>85337065
I can probably bake assuming no catastrophic Yuuna-tummy sound fantasies to distract me with the grumbling of her digestion, hidden behind her soft pillowy belly...

https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1835575154816008209

>>85336588
I still wish i could hug her right now

>>85337187
Brosemi Breastielock

eepy tsuns

>Early oyasumiya
>Last tweet 14 hours ago
I'm losing it buckos

>>85304813
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>85308129
>>85308242
That's quite the buff...
>>85308254
sir this is an /ag/ outpost

>>85310460
Deadbeats never forgot about her.

>>85312839
>GET MONEY STUPID WHORE

>>85339267
You manifested her. Thank you, bucko.

>>85315219
Anon?

stand back anon i am attempting to soundpost

I will be an angry god.

>>85325842
muh
blue
board
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>85340672
They couldn't have made this more farty if they tried

>>85334854
True, whether or not the story is interactive makes a real difference to what you can get away with in the plot.

>>85335555
Hi, nice digits!

>>85340093
Hey, small chest and big gut is a great combo!

You should feed yourself NOW

>>85341455
>>85341455
>>85341455

mio hate

Mio Feed & Breed!

Mio Love

ami lust

>>85340537
The Legendary Super Mio...

meru LUST

Mio gape