/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>85218499
not the early thread

not the early thread

hey man

not the stinky thread

Check this out

My Ina!

Not the grem thread

>>85218445
Lemme know if you were able to do it anon, I'm invested now

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/iw2w9u.png

not the curly bread

should I order maccas? decide for me please

Green>Brown
We're using this one

>>85218581
What happens if you touch them?

>>85218581
Amazing

>>85218631
>hair

God I wish.

I love love love Gigi!

>>85218619

wow

>>85218631
Yes but you only get fries and nuggies

>>85218713

>>85218631

Bae a cute.

>nobody streaming
Guess I'll go outside.

>Kiara just straight up saying she's sleeping through the live
Can this dumb bitch not keep up kayfabe for 5 seconds? Ruined it for all the people that think the anniversary is actually live

[warning]
a second /#/fag vocaroo has hit the towers
>>85217736

>>85218631
>Prejacking while eating muff
Poor Goob....

>>85218665
They squirt toxic ink all over you that makes your skin numb

>>85218499
soundpost doesn't work

we dont huzzah anymore for some reason

I can't believe it's been 3 years since Myth debuted

>>85218824
HUZZAH!

>>85218827

:O

>>85218824
shutup newfag

>>85218784
No one thinks a kanauru video is live.

gigi = vi
cecilia = orianna

Is she the only member that plays COD instead of apex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gfEEdAu6gc

Man, I passed out due to drinking too much and now Biboo is gone and we have literally NOTHING for the rest of the night?
WTF man...

Kanauru sure made a lot of teasers, huh, it's totally not gonna be part of the live itself
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1835121355978596476

>>85218581

>>85218899
gigi = my wife
cecilia = my wife's wife

>>85218694
Me too. I want to smell her pits btw.

>>85218884
poggu

>>85218827
How have anon's lives changed in that time?

uwu hi howuwive

Kronii is finally graduating soon

>>85218899
Am I supposed to know who those are

>>85218936
Yeah they commissioned him for no reason lmao

Lapsama my friend

>>85218537
hey girl

>>85218884
stop that

>>85218784
How is it live when half of them aren't even in Japan

myth live
(each member prerecorded separately in small print)

>>85218899
9/10 times if someone posts a name I don't know, it's either some 2view or a mobaslop character.

>>85218784
Kiara can't help but make everything about her when on Myth anniversary

is this dead hours?
god... i had forgotten what they felt like

>>85218827
It doesn't feel like close to 3 years at all. Where has the time gone...?

Gonathan dies at the end of season 2

>>85219035
This, but instead it's some warhammer garbage

>>85218904
APEX isn't perfect, but holy fuck is it better than the slop that CoD has devolved into

>>85218784
There isn't a single fucking person who thinks that the concert is live

>>85218787
I can't wait until our next recording of /vt/ karaoke from a concert/convention

>>85219023
Only gurame aren't and they totally could've pretended they went by omission of saying nothing

>>85219101
Kiara isn't in Japan either retard

>>85218787
bro sounds like a calm version of the purple mexican homo

>>85219101
why would they pretend to be there and pretend that it's live? that's dumb

>>85219069
And a new character named Gonny will show up in Season 3

>>85219097
There are people that still think holofes and BD are all live and holos kayfabe they they can't stream near or over it, why?

>hyping up the concerts with totally unrelated Kanauru videos instead of using moments from their 4 years in holo
this is going to be a disaster, good thing Kanauru has a very recognizeable dogshit style so I can close the stream in the first minute if it's really him

MY WIIFEEEEEE

>>85219084
Which space marine faction would each holo play?

>>85219158
Big concerts like that they are required to pretend they are live, because they are in-venue concerts that people are paying money for. Anyone who assumes that a free youtube concert is going to be live has brain damage.

>>85219158
those are the BIG big concerts where parts of them are actually live, no one is looking at anniversary lives as if they're actually live

>>85219198
Her hands are so frigging tinyyyy!!!!

>>85219174

>>85218827
>>85219068
Anon 2020 was 4 years ago....

>>85219263
Are those Shiori's arms?

i'm clipfag catching up on enreco and i'm bawling my eyes out

>My dear sweet Pearl! Hello!
>I'm your Pearl?
>I heard that you had re- that you had gotten your memories back.
>Yes! And you are...?
>...Just nothing. I am just a mere humble knight.

I am the moom who watches.

I better see Myth having sex later

Hot take but I think last year's anniversary with Myth doing a LIVE 4 hour relay is better than 1 hour of prerecorded stuff.

>>85219234
retard!

>>85219263
No no no, don't shake the baby!

>>85219318
Kiara is busy having sex with Nerissa

>>85219234
most concerts with choreography are prerecorded audio anyway because there VERY FEW performers who can sing AND dance at the same time

>fwmc cancelled
Late, but damn. Seems like they cancel their karaokes at least half the time.

>>85219343
The list of people who could do that and sound good at teh same time basically began and ended with Michael Jackson

>>85219323
The ability to use the studio is a curse and a blessing in disguise, not to mention they pad it with filler transitions from Kanauru

>>85219383
It wasn't a jp stream so not a big deal it was cancelled

>>85219234
There's also been times when a holo streamed over someone else's live while being a guest at said live. There's a reason why they have to specify when 3D lives are actually done live

For those keeping track at home here's the current tally of excuses for cancelled streams since FuwaMoco moved to Japan

>Ruffians! Moco-chan woke up with a really bad migraine… We’re really sorry, but we’ll have to postpone the Rock N’ Rawr Party until next weekend.
>I’ll make sure Moco-chan is better as fast as possible here, and we’ll make it a super RAWRing time for sure next weekend! BAU BAU!

>Thank you for all your kind words, Ruffians! As you’ve heard, Moco-chan’s voice is in pretty ruff shape, so we’re going to be postponing the start to our Minecraft journey and our Rock N’ Rawr Party this weekend as you suggested!
>We’ll still be participating in the holo DOROKEI 2024 event since this has been planned for a long time and so many of our senpai have been working hard for it!
>We’ll do our best not to get caught by holoX!
>Thank you for caring about us!
>BAU BAU〜

>We’re sorry, Ruffians!
>You know how much we hate cancelling or postponing streams, but we can’t do Fuwawa’s solo Rock n’ Rawr Party today… ⤵⤵ bau bau…
>We’re really sorry to disappoint you!
>We’ll do our best to get better soon!

>Hi Ruffians! We’re sorry we’ve been a little bit quiet!
>We’re doing our best to get lots of rest so that we’ll be back to our fluffy & fuzzy selves soon!!
>Please wait for us, okay? We want to see you again as soon as possible!
>BAU BAU〜

>Ruffians!!
>We’re sorry, we’re going to have to postpone our Portal 2 stream until next week… We were looking forward to it and we’ve been pushing ourselves so we can make everything happen right now, but we’re too exhausted…
>We’re going to rest up lots!!
>BAU BAUー!!

>We had to postpone Portal 2 earlier, but we have to postpone today’s FUWAMOCO MORNING too, Ruffians… ⤵⤵
>Please understand and be proud of us, as this isn’t something we want to do, but it’s us being responsible.
>We hope to see you again soon! Please wait for us!!

>We’re sorry Ruffians, we really don’t want to, but we’re going to have to cancel our Portal 2 stream for now… ⤵⤵ bau bau…
>We’ll let you know once we have a bit more strength and are feeling better!! We’ll do our best to recover as fast as we can!!

>We’re still feeling very unwell, so we’ll be back with FUWAMOCO MORNING on Friday! We still plan to do our Superchat Reading stream later, but we’ll let you know ASAP if plans suddenly change!
>Thank you for being understanding, Ruffians!!

>Ruffians, we’re still not doing well, so instead of today’s Superchat Reading stream, I’ll be doing a solo Twitter Space while Fuwawa rests!
>The food poisoning is really doing a number on us… ⤵⤵ She still has a fever, so I’m going to do what I can for now! bau bau…!

>We’re so sorry for all the technical issues, Ruffians… We’re really disappointed… We were looking forward to having a big party and chatting all together about Breaking Dimensions!! Please wait for us, and we’ll celebrate even more next week!!
>BAU BAUー!!

>We’re sorry, Ruffians!! All our streams today are going to moved back by an hour or so…! We didn’t realize our Meet & Greets go past our stream start time…! We were just too excited!
>Thank you for understanding! BAU BAUー!!

>Ruffians…
>Moco-chan has developed a migraine and has been battling it all night, but it hasn’t gotten any better so it might be best if we put a pause on Donkey Kong Country 2 for today…
>We’re really sorry!! We will go bananas together next week!

>For Ruffians who weren’t able to join us earlier, there won’t be a #FWMCMORNING tomorrow like we had planned! We have an important rehearsal that we can’t miss…
>We’ll see you on Monday morning and have more fun together through the weekend though!! BAU BAUー!!

>We’re so sorry, Ruffians!! We have to postpone today’s Rock N’ Rawr Party… We were all really looking forward to it… bau bau… ⤵⤵ We’re sorry to disappoint you!
>We’ll see you tomorrow and update you with our schedule for next week then!

>>85219306
looks like she just slaughtered the uchiha clan

>>85219323
Anything that includes all of Myth and is actually live is better than this shit we're getting.

>>85219383
why did every EN cancel tonight? What the fuck? Did something happen?
WHY DO WE HAVE NO STREAMS ON SATURDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME

>>85219395
Pretty much. MJ was a god.

>>85219432

>>85219343
I will never understand people who think that these NEET women can do perfect, complex choreography while singing, when the vast majority of real full time singers/idols aren't even able to.

>>85219432

>>85219432

>it's live!!
>it's not live!!
who gives a shit? all that matters is if it's Cover or Kanauruslop produced

>>85219234
>>85219241
Why do they use loading screens and pretend to be winded after performances in free 3D lives then? It's fine if Kiara doesn't give a fuck about her stuff but ruining it for everyone else is lame

>>85219427
When exactly was their last JP stream? Idk why people hold onto this rrat in particular so hard

I feel like IRyS does TRIPLE to JP streams FWMC does

>>85219510
Kanauruslop > Coverslop

>>85219432

>>85219432
I mean it's not that many considering there are 365 days in a year

You guys posted too much porn recently now I gotta sort all the lewd images out of my safe for work /hlgg/ folder

>>85219474
Justice did their EU duty...Promise and Advent fell off hard

>>85218499
why is it that Gura always sounds like a child seeing something for the first time?

>grr, stop being excited
No

>>85219474
no one wants to overlap the OGs

>>85219510
it's kanauru
it's prerecorded

>>85219432
At the rate this is going they'll probably stop doing Fuwamoco Morning, and eventually drop schedules altogether. This is 1:1 for Ame in 2022.

>>85219432

>>85219591
Based Myth lover

>>85219585
Biboo literally just streamed though

>I will never be brutalized by Mumei
>I will never be sexually assaulted by Nerissa
>I will never be ghostlit, gatecrept, or ghoulbossed by Shiori

>>85219512
you and the Kanauru schizo should kiss

>>85219510
We KNOW it's Kanauru, they are literally uploading teasers of it.

>>85219586
>sounds like

>>85219613
myth is corporate now. they have their own inhouse dance crew / skinwalkers.

We should all start edging

>>85219306
I am the moom who watches the moom who watches.

>>85219432
Use this one next time

>>85219667
for what?

chocon

>>85219702
Y'know..

>>85219641
Still holding out hope it's just the teasers that are Kanauru but it's looking grim

>>85219466

>>85219641
You only know he's involved with the live, for all we know he's just doing the transitions like usual.

>>85219667

>>85219697
>Watching their own concert
what?

sadly most "fans" will celebrate even if it looks like shit because of Kanauru style

>>85219591
Kiara cares so little about it she's just gonna sleep through it. She said up stay up for her appearance at Dokomi instead

>>85219715
Dating but refusing to marry chocosen

>>85219667
like together?

today we are all moomans

>>85219180
Ame - Imperial Fists
Gura - Space Wolves
Ina - Blood Angels
Mori - Luna Wolves
Kiara - Iron Warriors
Kronii - Dark Angels
Fauna - Salamanders
Mumei - Night Lords
IRyS - Emperors Children
Bae - White Scars
Nerissa - Raven guard
Shiori - Word Bearers
FWMC - Alpha Legion
Biboo - Iron Hands
CC - Thousand Sons
ERB - World Eaters
GG - Ultramarines
Raora - Death Guard

>>85219766
why?

reminder

>Schizoshit in the thread right before Gura’s 3D
Phase girl debuts new model earlier today

GER WHIZ, I WONDER WHO COULD BEHIND THIS?!?!

>>85219667
Edge to what exactly?

>>85219846
inside every mooman is a calioperson

I don't have a problem with Kanauru for most of his stuff but I'm not going to watch a whole concert by him.

>>85219874
>me when I correlate two entirely unrelated things
Mercury was in retrograde today, too, bet that caused this

>>85219874
>right before Gura’s 3D
I thought it was Myth's 3D

>>85219818
And yet her Ina and Mori lied about how much work they put into the anniversary live yesterday.

>>85219667
I just got off though

>>85219715
Is Choco the kind of medical professional that would abuse her power to molest people while using "it's treatment" as an excuse?

>>85218764
Bae cute!

>>85219874

>>85219918
Chumbuds don't know the rest of hololive exists lmao

>>85219510
>>85219613
>>85219664
>>85219323
>>85219418
>>85219418
It's funny how people who claim 2022 was THE DARK AGES of HoloEN when they were objectively the best.

>THEY WERE SAD MANAGEMENT ABANDONED EN BACK THEN :(((
Yes, that's why it was the best time.
>streams
>NO corporate forced anything
>Gura and Ame streaming all the time
>STREAMS
>Nothing was prerecorded
>creative community projects, NOTHING was forced
>Kanauru hadn't become the leader of HoloEN yet
>S T R E A M S

>>85219874
>Gura's 3D
Anon... only Mori, Kiara, and Ina were in Japan.

>>85218614
I couldn’t do it…

>>85219972
Anon...

>>85219952
As they should

bok bok, I love Kiara

>>85219667
>Edge
Edge
>Have you ever been on an edging streak? Edge
Edge
>Do they keep you in a state of edging? Edge
Edge
>When you’re not performing your edging do they make you goon? Edge
Edge
>Rizz
Rizz
>Do they teach you how to feel sigma to sigma? Rizz
Rizz
>Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne

>>85219959
This is a spicy take but you're right and doomers will deny it

Bae a poop!

>>85219667
I prefer becoming more rounded instead

>>85219874
imagine knowing anything about phase.
go back faggot.

>>85219865
Are these like Harry Potter houses but for closeted gay dudes?

Knowing how Kiara and Mori are I don't think they would accept Cover giving the production to Kanauru. The other 3 I know they don't care

>>85219804
Watching all of ENs concert, you mean. It was fun.

>>85219959
Wish I was around for that

>>85219959
This but 2021.

>>85219959
The IPO is when it all started going downhill. Why do you think Aqua left? It's all about making stakeholders happy instead of talent now

>>85219959
2021 was the golden era. All those minecraft memories are from 2021...

>>85219959
this but 2021

>>85219972

>>85219959
Do you mean 2021? Because 2022 is when shit started to go downhill. Ame started streaming less, Gura started disappearing for weeks, Dreaming Chu Chu was the start of people hating Kanauru.

I wish I was on a boat cruise with Puyotrinity...

>>85219697
>They would never cancel a JP stream

>>85219959
My oshi got her umg contract and a sololive but no 2022 was still ass

test

soon

>>85220020

Fauna schizo posting on >>>/g/102389792

>>85218499
hurray for gambling

>>85220119
>talents actually getting proper support
>EN getting real opportunities with sponsors and merchandise providers
>actually guaranteed studio time now instead of being constantly shafted because a JP wanted the studio that day instead
"No."

>my oshi
he really camps the thread all day, lol

>>85219304
>clipfag
Are there any actually good clip summaries of ENReco? I wanna see what the other guilds got up to since I was primarily a Cerulean viewer from day 1.

Would you trust Ina to protect (You)?

>>85219959
>defining 2022 as the year of STREAMS STREAMS STREAMS LET'S GO
You mean the year where literally only Fauna was streaming for the better part of like three months

>>85219959
>>85220022
>>85220120
>>85220134
>>85220123
>every single myth member, Gura, Ame, Kiara, Mori, and Ina all have openly said 2022 was absolutely dogshit and they hated it
>If you fast forward a bit further all of promise (council) said debut time was awful for them too
>But there was some cute minecraft stream where others joined and gura blushed so it's the golden age of HoloEN

Who is right, the girls themselves or /hlgg/?

EN should drop schedules completely

>>85220273
Ina couldn't even protect Burrito.

>>85219959
>streams
what
2022 was the nostreams era, especially in the second half

>>85220240
All I see is merch and voice packs being pumped out with more and more useless meetings

>>85219959
My oshi was basically dying for like 5 months of 2022 and had a bunch of computer and ISP issues on top of it, a few offcollabs don't make up for all the bullshit. She's way happier now

Why is CC so evil? Straight up killing her teammate without any reason.

>>85220296
Mori got her UMG and got Gura out of her life I'd say that's a win win

Why did myth stop doing events at 5pm est?

I swear, i only see this shithole having sort sort of a "vendetta" against Kanauru. Everywhere else, i see nothing but praise for the guy. I don't get it...

>>85220316
What about Rupert?

>>85219959
I almost exclusively care about my oshi
Every year is better than the previous one, I will never understand you nostalgiafags

>>85220296
Me when I say that 2022 was actually the best time for HoloEN because I simply decide to not remember how IRyS' throat was being actually dealt physical damage due to how bad management was

>>85220224
You're mentally ill

>>85220296
/hlgg/ are right, and girls are stupid and stinky

>>85220301
There's like 7 people left standing that do it

>>85220334
>All I see is merch
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? lmao

>>85220371
ogey Fauna schizo

>>85220337
shes just german and feels 0 empathy

>>85220337
Correction is always justified

>>85220263
ERB babysitted the twins.
Mori built her tavern, but then stopped playing for 2 days because health + prep for outfit/mv reveals.
Twins didn't stream for 1 day, plus they really didn't do much for the first half of Enreco.

That was Jade sword. Scarlet Wand is the opposite. Set up some fun stuff in the first few days, then did fuck all. Except Nerissa who got involved with other people. Ceci had a cool little idea/story but it didn't really pan out.

>>85220224
Wrong type of wood

My oshi's penis (cute) is bigger than yours

>>85220296
That first point is bullshit and no one has ever linked timestamps of them saying 2022 was the worst

>>85220359
there's no vendetta, I don't hate him. I am annoyed it's a Live produced by Kanauru when the JPs are getting the real thing

>>85220371
Clean your fucking desk, asshole.

>>85220359
He creates content for Holomems when management won't.

Also, most people like his dumb background reference spam which /hlgg/ gets enraged at

>>85219959
>2022
>Gura and Ame streaming all the time
Are we thinking about 2021?

somebody get kanauru to use fdifferent colour filtering for gods sake. his work is instantly recognizable and it looks like sheeyite

>>85220240
Most of the talents are complaining about how overworked they are and the never ending amount of shit they need to do off stream.
Ina and Kiara's 3D Lives aren't on time for the 2nd year in a row and the 2nd Live Gura said she was getting either got cancelled or is tonight's fan video.

Soon...

>>85220296
When ame couldn't get a working PC after how many iterations I do not trust

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1835128904337457528
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1835128904337457528
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1835128904337457528

>>85220296
three of those posts say 2022 was bad

>>85220400
Acrylic stando #75965
Need a warehouse for all the plastic crap they're pumping out

>>85220359
It's the same as with unicorns, they get clowned everywhere else so they have to hide here

>>85220458
>He creates content for Holomems when management won't
Are you retarded?

>>85220434
>Brown hand plus Canadian bills on the table
It is him

JGDW gimme the qrd on the latest yabs and rrats, what're we seething about tonight? What're we even watching while we wait for Myth?

>>85220472
Besides training for singing and dancing, what do even fucking do?

>>85220296
You're confusing 2021 and 2022, like go back and watch stuff to double check the dates.

>>85219965
And they will be the only ones not skinwalked.

>>85220472
>Ina and Kiara's 3D Lives aren't on time for the 2nd year in a row and the 2nd Live Gura said she was getting either got cancelled or is tonight's fan video.
that's unironically their fault
IRyS and Bae's 3D were on time, and I'm pretty sure Mumei's and Kronii were also on time

>>85220504
Oh nyo a piece of merch of I'm not interested in!!

>>85220359
you arent allowed to give criticism anywhere else on the internet without being blown the fuck up.

>>85220296
>>85219959
>these two fucking reply chains
So what I'm getting from all this is "I just want Gura/Ame to stream and literally nothing else matters to me"?

I mean, that's cool if you feel that way, but trying to handwave the entire history of HoloEN to have such a shitty opinion isn't a great look

so why did management make everyone cancel their streams before the live

>>85220359
>expecting holo fans out in the wild to be honest and not sugar coat things
I'm ngmi

>>85220495
I'm tired of Kanauru

>>85220442
You wanna go back to IRyS' anniversary and see how she was talking about her extreme doomposting back then?

>>85220561
No it’s not their fault. Their birthdays happen when a bunch of recording happens for fes so studio space is prioritized there.

So when did gura and ame find time to record for the 3d tonight?

>>85220495
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HIDE YOUR EYES EVERYONE
IT'S KANAURU

>>85220442
stupid newfag

>>85220518
the doggos cancelled so people are just spitballing rrats on why

Inb4 the individual songs are in the Cover studio but the full myth songs are all Kanauru because they couldn't get them in the studio together at the same time

>>85220359
>but praise for the girl
Fixed.

>>85220495
>The Kanauru DDR pad
lol

I can't believe it's been 6 years since Myth debuted.

Guesses on what Ina's first word of the stream will be?

>>85220359
Never had a problem with him personally. I like the Sugar Rush MV.

>>85220616
Some time during the 3 months of zero streams. Hard to fit it in I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s0gjIGKhvM

what the hell is wrong with me, why is the papaya soundfont making me tear up

My Ina is in the center.

>>85220571
That means you want to criticize others without being criticized in turn, because you are a manchild.

>>85220595
IRyS might have had it bad but don't apply that to the rest
I swear it's mostly irystocrats who keep pushing this 2022 was shit for everyone narrative

>>85220518
Cover hacked Biboo's ISP to force her to end early.

>>85220639
amesame graduation announced tonight

>>85220517
Right, I'm certain he developed vitiligo and went full MJ before swapping out his desk for a lighter wood
I hate Canadians as well, but for the right reasons, the syrup slurping fr*nch faggots

Nice thread

>>85220240
Don't make me laugh. Every girl always has that one song that STILL hasn't been released. And studio time is still haphazard at best

Would you kiss Fauna?

>>85219959
>streams
No streams, and the last 2 months were literally carried by 4 members
>NO corporate forced anything
Ina's halloween thing was forcefully stopped by management because the homos had another event
>Gura and Ame streaming all the time
False again
>STREAMS
No again
>Nothing was prerecorded
I don't even remember the events from that year, did EN even had events?
>creative community projects, NOTHING was forced
All Ame, and this year one of the best streams of the year "not forced by management" was her again, what a surprise
>Kanauru hadn't become the leader of HoloEN yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFr7NzVVM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFr7NzVVM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsFr7NzVVM8
And ofc the same guy seething about that retard didn't know a single thing about 2022
>S T R E A M S
No once again, Mori at the start of the year dissapeared and almost quit, Gura started dying that year, same for Ame, Fauna 2.0 was her worst version because at the start of the year she was "break - comeback - 4 streams - break" because she was moving or some shit, Kronii started doing her classic Kronii things, IRyS almost lost her voice, Moomin (but she was once of the november-december 2022 saviors hell at least), Ina long break, etcetc.
There was good stuff, but without a doubt the worst year, both for fans and for the girls. Thankfully 2023 was saved by advent debut and by some of the girls that started tryharding the streams a bit more

>>85220495
IS THAT FUCKING KANAURU? WHAT THE FUCK I'M LEGGIT FLIPPING OUT RIGHT NOW COVER WHY?

>>85220688
I miss Armando

>>85220613
Their birthdays are AFTER Fes.

>>85220359
Cover's inhouse 3D productions look a lot better than his, that's all it is. It'd suck if EN gets a worse 3D live because Cover couldn't be bothered to use their real staff on it (not saying that's going to happen tonight)

>>85220665
no, it means i want to openly criticise people WITH OTHERS. i want to have a open discussion about why i dislike kanauru and others (kiara for example) without retards claiming something unrelated

Describe this thing.

Kneel.

>>85220668
>Fauna being pretty much completely depressed during the anniversary
>Mumei talking about how she almost graduated
>Kiara openly gloating about how much better it is now that the old manager is dead and buried multiple times
>Mori talking about how things were rough back then but have become way better
Brother

>>85220733
Looks like a dope.

>>85220495
it's funny seeing people flip out over what to a normal person looks good

>>85220561
>Bae's 3D was on time
Why lie?

>>85220699
No

>>85220699
no she probably has stinky vegan breath

>>85220495
those dance moves don't seem ina enough to be ina

>>85220359
Pretty sure Kanauru is a woman.

>>85220761
It's pretty obvious the only people saying things were better are Gurame fans because they streamed more back then. That's all it is.

>>85220720
>Cover couldn't be bothered
More like Gura and Amelia couldn't be bothered

>>85220699
Not after knowing where that mouth has been...

>>85220577
Isn't it funny when anons go
>man I love Myth (Ame and Gura)
>man, I miss 2021, when Myth streamed more (Ame and Gura)
>man, I would love a Myth stream right now (an Ame or Gura stream)

>>85220495
>kanauru dance pad
>assets he used for other videos including a fucking homo
What a fucking joke
Myth deserves better

okay, but seriously. Why do we have no fucking streams on saturday night? Did Myth fucking do this? did management?

>>85220699
>kissing used goods

>>85220845
Biboo's ISP did it.

>>85220845
You are supposed to go outside on Saturday Night.

>>85220743
avatarfagging and advertising is against the rules, kanauru.

>>85220688
R

>>85220761
None of those apply to my oshi

>ID and JP homos get Lives produced by Cover's staff
>EN has to settle for Kanauru and his horrible saturation levels
ogey

I’m strongly of the opinion that 2022 being shit for HoloEN was one of the cascading problems that led to Sana’s graduation. Now I don’t know if she would’ve stayed if Omega had a bullet put in him sooner or not, but I’d like to hope that it would’ve helped.

>>85220845
>no streams on the weekend
there is no difference between tuesday and saturday for girls who stream for a living

>>85220789
https://youtu.be/TQSikoeVXoE
>February 28/29
im pretty sure that's on time

>>85220699
>vegan
lol no

I have a bad feeling that all of these Twitter clips they're posting are what we're going to be seeing during the actual stream

>>85220699
>replies
Not the anti thread btw

>>85220822
NOT TRUE

I don't get it, why are we seething at some video editor?
He never added some random indie references at a concert like this.

>>85220640
>>85220816
Kanauru is a guy but I'll make him into a woman

>>85220834
Do you actually have every 3D asset Kanauru uses memorized down to the point you know which was were in a Homo video? Are you genuinely sexually attracted to men?

>>85220816
>Pretty sure Kanauru is a woman.

>>85220882
Yeah nah, it's mexican independence day or some shit. I'm not going outside.

I miss 2021 gayposting

>>85220845
Gura is the Hogan of Vtubing. Nobody is allowed to stream before the concert. She even sabotaged Biboo's internet to keep her from streaming past 8pm

>>85220845
PROMISE DOKO
NOT A SINGLE STREAM FROM THEM TODAY

>>85220964
When do they ever stream?

>>85220649
HIRyS!

>>85220789
>Bae's birthday: february 29
>Bae's 3D Live: february 29
?

>>85220964
All in my sex dungeon, sorry

>>85220947
Just like he watched every homo stream to report everything he sees here!

>>85220845
Hey my oshi streamed today so I'm happy

>>85220937
>video editor

>>85220882
but there are mosquitoes outside

>>85220919
Sure if you ignore the fact that it was meant to come out in 2023, only delayed by a full year.

>>85220964
we got a tweet from Fauna canceling her Pikmin 2 stream today

>>85220699
I guess I'm the only one

>>85220834
>including a fucking homo
nigga nobody cares about that, go back to /#/

>>85220686
There is clearly a couple of vtubers on the "up next" video thumbnail.

>>85220845
Gigi had a short stream cause she has errands
Ceci and ERB streamed earlier
Fuwamoco schedule hort
Rissa on vacation
Shiori's usual time would overlap the concert
Biboo ISP bweh'd
Fauna moved her stream to tomorrow
Kronii is on vacation
IRyS did studio stream earlier
Bae is on break
Mumei was up until 7am playing Roblox

>Raden was strongly considering graduating
Nande the fuck?

>>85220947
It's on my twitter feed because people interact with kanauru slop content you projecting faggot
Why don't you want the girls to get better?

>>85220616
Who knows. But Gura literally said she got to do something "intimate" with Myth that they might never get a chance to do again, so enough of your retardation. Banking mocap data months ahead is not hard, and it does not require them to all be in the same place at the same time, not do Ame/Gura want for huge abscences where it could happen.

>>85220688
its just the usual drama tourists, the catalogue desperately wants to convince us that hololive isn't fun

not watching mythslop, see you guys tomorrow!

>>85220932
No, just the thread all the Antis flock to because they know they’ll get (You)s that they can show off to BVTM and then show off to the other simps on Discord.

>>85220915
>Did bad management contribute to the graduation of the one who was constantly seething with rage towards management on stream
We'll never know

>>85220699
Nah I'm good bro, you can keep her

>>85220822
2022 could be better thankfully it wasn't devils incarnate boring we had some VR streams and that MarioKart Tourney

>>85220688
Armando is so fucking cool

>>85220822
But the best Gurame is in 2023 & 2024 after that gurame offcollab?

>>85221012
>>85220699
This isn't/#/. Try there.

>>85220733
My wife

Mori...

>>85220981
Mumei was quite literally streaming just yesterday you fucking retard

>>85221034
he posts with no context at all

>>85221019
The point is that reusing assets is lazy and cheap as expected of that scamming retard

>>85220998
>>85221013

>>85220699
Chu

>>85220845
EN5 will save us

Stream E C H O
https://youtu.be/pqqhKj6Sh-E
https://youtu.be/pqqhKj6Sh-E
https://youtu.be/pqqhKj6Sh-E

>>85221046
Don't come back!

>>85221033
>Da girlz
Not fitting in sister

>>85220937
>why are we mad at Myth getting Kanauru while JP gets Cover staff

>>85220495
why is Mori filming Kiara's ass?

>>85221137
Wouldn't you?

>>85221121
>stream echo
why not say listen to echo? is it all about numbers? fuck you and fuck kiara for starting this.

People on twitter and in the comments of the shorts are disappointed that it might be Kanauru. This is the 3rd time myth has been shafted and now we are about to get a half assed live. It is pathetic and people have a right to complain about an inferior product. Having Kanauru would be a nice addiction to a normal live not his slop for all of it

>>85220699
>vegan

imagine the smell

>>85221033
>It's on my twitter feed because I suck a lot of cock and eat ass and cum and chug cock with my ass

>>85221046
Based, golden generation Advent all the way

>>85221151
Clean your fucking desk, asshole.

Promise got their high quality 3D
Advent got their high quality 3D
that's enough for me

>>85220733
dandori

>>85221137
I would too

>>85221041
That was obviously the voice drama anon that Gura was talking about

>>85221151
Anon do you think Kiara invented the concept of streaming songs???

>>85221131
Myth would've gotten Cover staff if SOME of them would deign to go to the studio

>>85220792
>>85220928
>>85221068
vegans don't actually smell bad

>>85221161
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""People""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" on twitter and in the comments
You mean catalogniggers, right?

>>85221041
>But Gura literally said she got to do something "intimate" with Myth
Oh thank GOD gura said that
When she says something she always ALWAYS follows through with it so hearing that she mentioned this makes me feel much better

>>85221128
you're mentally ill you tranny
They're cute girls, deal with it

>>85220822
No you retard, 2022 is explicitly the year Gurame went to shit, enough with this shit we don't look fondly on it at all.

>>85221151
This wouldn't be a problem if Cover and the girls actually knew how to signal boost instead of leave it to the fans to game the algorithm. Same for sub counts.

>>85221187
Imagine being so desperate for validation that you respond to yourself

>>85221224
Streaming songs didn't exist until the invention of SPARKS in 2021
Before that, we all listened to hand-delivered vinyls or, in the case of IRyS on occasion, Cassette tapes

>>85221245
No go look yourself people don't want it

>>85221239
What? Ame used her studio for Mel's birthday. That has nothing to do with this.

>>85221137
because Kanauru thought it was funny.

Antis on their period? Did something happen to our neighbors?

amesame will announce joint graduate tonight

>>85221242
I didn't say that about Fauna because she's vegan

>>85220699
I've kissed worse women than a vegan deer person before so sure. I've even kissed men before, Fauna would be an upgrade desu. I would drink her rancid vegan breath and lick her herbivorous molars.

>>85221245
I'm a bit confused sis, your angle is that people who don't like kanauru and think Myth deserves more are antis or something?

>>85221279
That's some massive cope but ogey

>>85221187
BASED
GOTTA LOVE ADVENT
GOLDEN GEN BABY

>>85221252
Done as in did. Over. Done.
Has this "holo is actually lying don't believe her believe your fellow anonymous schizo" thing ever worked out for you guys?

/baubau/ just nuked Madagascar.

>>85221078
Amesame is a slow romance burner
Takamori is immediate romance that further ripens
BaeRys died pretty fast.
Kromei and KroFau perma died for unknown reasons.
Faumei is a blossoming romance
MuBae is underrated friendship kino rivalry
KroniiMori is underrated friendship kino.
KroniiIRyS is undetectable, no one who I follow even thinks they are compatible.
AMei is not a real thing.
KiaRyS never happened much often.
KiaraNerissa was a one time fling and we all know Nerissa loves her genmates and Marine more.
Ina is lonely, and that is a fact.

>>85221291
one of the nijis who got raped went on indefinite hiatus but i don't think nijifans really care about that kind of stuff

>>85221245
that's a lot of catalogniggers posting on two platforms with their real accounts

>>85221291
The night is always darkest just before the dawn.

>>85220495
so it will be just a 1 hour long Kanauru MV?

>>85221291
hype event is about to start. They are blowing their load before they are completely drowned out.

https://poal.me/jcs8il
https://poal.me/jcs8il
https://poal.me/jcs8il
let's settle it once and for all
if you're wrong you will become retarded

>>85221303
You did.

Why is there only one 3d animator in the whole world?

>>85221259
Only homobeggars say shit like "da bois" and "the girls", not beating the allegations since you apparently have total knowledge of homo kanauru videos

>>85221131
What's the difference except for different contrasts?

>>85221291
Prime time on NA, except there are no streams