/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath

I want to smoke weed with Saya and Ember.

Lemon

FACT: Pico is best girl

>>85112793
i wanna hold her hands so bad bros...

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 24

I LOVE MY MOM

I love Shiina!

FACT: You deserve rape

she made one for me

I think owls SUCK!

Rev up your Goslings in ~20 minutes

>>85112986
I told someone to do it to me once and he pussied out. I was like "I want you to rape me, even if I struggle or say stop" and he was like "Yeah... yeah..." and then ghosted me.

6 hours or more until we play against /who/ tonight

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Disgusting

>>85113027
what for?

Might be worth it for the publicity to cut up each of the Loki-Pico 100 horror stories so the different participants can share their own bits.

>>85113090
Literally who

>>85113090
We have to win this one, right?

Other Pico guy: don't forget your headphones for the real evento

>>85113243
What I learned from those streams is that JP chuubas have very good sense of art model design

Phase is a psyop to turn innocent virgin anons into husbands for tumblr girls

Listening to Lumi talk about mecha and she's just parroting the same pat yourself on the back, i'm so smart for this take, talking points everyone does while completely missing the point of mecha.

>"Isn't a giant robot... impractical?"
>"So true"
>"I am very smart as well"

>>85113254
Whoo?

>>85113121
sex

How would pippa feel about primal doggystyle sex?

>>85113320
I wish...

>>85113326
You've been bitching about this VOD for days now.

>>85113320
then what's up with all the dog posting?

>>85113320
I no longer have pure disgust for fujos (unless they're fat) so it must be working

>>85113343
pippa fetish art is so fucking vile
do they make it intentionally grotesque?

>>85113390
Yuri is a cat

>>85113364
I just watched it this morning. Look, I never talk about or watch Lumi much, I don't hate her. I think she's great. I was looking for something to watch and put it on because of model autism. I forgot it's a poisoned well for discussion here.

>>85113395
Bad thoughts = bad aesthetics.

>>85113327
hoo

>>85113418
*was

>>85113326
Most people can't into mecha. The idea of a giant, mechanical suit of armor simply doesn't appeal to them. They don't have it in their brain to see it as aesthetically cool looking.

>>85113343
Catbox?

I love Runie
She a cutie

Bros how do i get out of the friendzone?
I always seem to end up there…

>Wake up
>Muscle pain
>See Pico twitter
>She had muscle pain too
WE ARE
No joking my back is killing me. I'll try to sleep to see if that fix it

>>85113504
Phase Connect?

[Erina News] she's selfheadpatting on stream!!

>>85113449
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SAVE ME JANNY

>>85113326
I'm more of a Super Robot guy myself

>>85113504
just ask for sex or unfriend them
it is literally that easy

>>85113042
Maybe he wasn’t gay?

>>85113326
If any, the majority of mecha being humanoids is the impractical thing. Giant robots could work if designed properly.

>>85113504
Be attractive. Ask them out within the first few encounters.

>>85113343
My degree in armchair psychology from the university of 4chan says it'd be her favorite position because it's less intimate than missionary or mating press.

>>85113504
wape

>>85113574
Me too, super robot > real robot mecha any day of the week. Mecha being night mystical always gets me.

>on Twitter browsing for smut
>someone posted cheese pizza in a hangtag
>report it
>get banned
What in the actual fuck

[Pico News] Aiwi Birthday!

>>85113667
I wanna fuck Anon's mom

>>85113719
Leave my mother alone, creep! She's mine.

>>85113575
How are you supposed to ask for sex?

>>85113805
"one sex, please"

>>85113313
Have the owls proven to be our enemy?

Erina has the best ASMR in phase

Divegrass starts in 1 hour
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Three Phase teams play, with the last match being pcg's:
2. pcgen3k
6. lia
8. pcg
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
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2. morig vs. pcgen3k <---
3. HiRyS vs. AG
4. hlgg vs. warkop
5. wah vs. mint
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>>85113667
>>85113788
I actually had sex with my own biological mother before. Shit is cash

>>85113805
Did you get your sex coupon in the mail?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bxf4zLCrIc Lemon Time

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>85113927

>>85113664
Was the ”cheese pizza” just loli hentai anon?
Be honest.

>>85113927
Story?

>>85113313
If we lose we are out.

>>85113927

>karaoke
>shorts
She is going for those 100K TODAY

>>85113927
wat race r u?

>>85113927
Anon…

>>85113927
. . .

>>85113927
describe it

>>85113504
>Bros how do i get out of the friendzone?
By doing things outside your comfort zone.
Friend zoned guys are usually not that ugly. They're just not hot enough to make up for how unbearably passive and boring they act.
That or you can date older (42+) women.
They tend to like boring dudes if they're young.
Phase Connect.

>>85113927

Should I sub to the lemon?
I don't use twitch so I barely ever see her streams

>>85114039
He’s probably muslim.

>>85113997
No as in actual kids

Lumi...

>>85113464
When I was younger my favorite mecha of all time was the Escaflowne. I'm creating a setting for a series of stories and one of the characters basically pilots an Escaflowne/GaoGaiGar mecha.

>>85114009
Great

>>85113927
>anon had sex with his mom
>I had sex with his mom
WE ARE

>>85114123
I was gonna guess black

Masterpiece stream. The social commentary of silent karaoke alone makes it 10/10

>>85114183
not gay if its a three-way

>>85114019
jinxed it

>>85113888
Hand down.

lumi dumb

>>85113927
Dam dude... The closest I got was me rubbing my penis and body against my mom in the shower while we were in Caribbean.

>>85113888
Yuri had the best ASMR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YMdhILhfiY Lemon Time

>>85113956
RATE THE LEMON
RATE THE STREAM

>Lumi has 500 viewers
>fucks the stream has to start over
>Lumi now has less than 100
I know you wanna do shorts karaoke to get 100k but fucking it up this bad isn't doing you any favors you dumb whore

>>85113504
Make it clear that you're romantically interested in them from the get go, that's all there is to it, don't leave any ambiguity in your intentions and don't pussyfoot around it. The problem is that if they're not attracted to you they'll just reject you on the spot so you end up deluding yourself thinking that if you keep getting closer and closer to her one day she'll like you back but it's never gonna happen.

>>85114270
ASMR can't be good without love

Dumb whore forgot to wash her pussy.

Phase girl for this feel?

>>85114346
It is very dirty.

Judging from her hands, is Erina fat?

>>85114366
Uruka

>>85114366
Uruka.

>>85114383
no________________________________________________________________________

Lemon technical difficulties

>>85114383
_______________________________________________________________________yes

>listening to iori speak with her normal voice
>she sounds like uruka
Have we ever seen them in the same space?

>>85114303
0/10
0/10

>>85114366
She is PERFECT for Phase. Fish please!

>>85114515

>>85114383
Watch another handcam stream and see her arms. She's seems kinda skinny.

It's over

>Youtube prevents vertical streams
b-b-based?

Lumi just wanted to do a shorts stream to get some easy subs and youtube fucked her over...

>>85114366
uruka and Lia
maybe rinmama

This shitty jeet website is so bad

>>85114366
why do vtubers keep needing to tell me that they have sex? it has to be malicious.

>>85114515
there was a gen 1 collab where Iori was sick and had to use her normal voice either early this year or last year, couldn't tell them apart

>>85114612
Nigger

Lumi sounds like veibae right now

Youtube HATES Lumi

>remi literally going to die of embarrassment

https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1834624894182793609

>>85114665
Panko wouldn't say that

Imagine Pippa pissing herself and hurting her arm in the process during one of her horror streams

>>85114665

>>85114665

>>85114685
omfg wemi...pleae

>>85114685
I love the stuff wemi comes up with for her kayfabe

trust status?

Did Lumi just wake up?

lemon love

>>85114784
next to me

>>85114784
probably, she sounds like shit

>>85114776
Renewed, the siren has begun her song and another generation is lost

>>85114776
Trust is rising

>>85114738
>Has the money
>Too lazy to buy a new keyboard
Why is she like this

wow lumi is a whore

>>85114366
Uruka and Lia

Lumi put a spell on me WTF I LOVE HER

Does anyone know how the game Erina's chat is playing works?

>>85114836
>giving a shit about keyboards

you made Lumi sad last karaoke with your mean comments, y fucking hate you all

wow lumi is cute

>>85114413
>>85114417
Why do you casually throw Uruka under the bus while pretending Lia wasn't involved at all?

>>85114665

>>85114874
who is y?

>>85114724

>>85114870
Me, I store extra food in my keyboard for the winter

>>85114885
You know why

>>85114836
she'd just break it again

ryan_gosling15.png

>>85114869
I just mimic the commands that chat is spamming, i think the game itself is automatic

it's so over for me

Lumi is such a pickme

>>85114366
uruka

her voice isn't the same since covid

>>85114874
better that way than lying and saying she did great when she didn't

she needs to practice if she wants to karaoke. I'm not sure why she keeps forcing these streams when she sounds like this

>>85114776
It's Kenough

I'm not gonna make it, bros.

>>85114836
>alright let's look for a ke-
>OOH (furry) MAGIC CARDS
>alright let's look for a keyb-
>OOH NEW HOLO MERCH

That's nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHeRdlzw5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHeRdlzw5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHeRdlzw5A

Wow lumi is so cool

I'm feeling young again

Wow she actually trying. I'm gorbing

>>85115187

>>85115187
I want to see Iori x Nargacuga art

my dentist rescheduled my appointment so i missed 30 min of the karaoke. What did i miss?

>>85115117
>alright let's get enough from chat for a deposit on a hou-
>OOH TIME FOR ANOTHER TRIP TO JAPAN

Pink.
Pony.
Club.

>>85114641
I mean Sayu is literally divorced so...

Shes never phasing in btw
https://x.com/sayusyn/status/1834595224427081876

why was this guy rapebaiting in /pcg/ is there some lore I'm not aware of

>>85115226
She personally invited you for a duet but had to cancel

>>85115217
>Gomene Minnie ah ha!

>>85115226
Technical difficulties

>>85115187
>Iori going for a junt arc before saya, muyu, and jelly

>>85115226
Not much. She went live muted and fixed the scuff for like 15 minutes.

>>85115297
I wonder if she gave some to Shiina.

>>85115297
thank god

>>85115324
it's so over
>>85115344
>>85115351
so i didn't miss that many songs?

>>85115297
Good

>>85115318
He has fallen for the PhaseFUB cock

All phasers should play mh again

>>85115318
He’s gay

>>85115318
I will rape him with my brown cock

>>85115318
>pankokeks
Someone please commission Panko with a giant futa cock smashing his oshi

>>85115393
Maybe two?

Now I know why I liked that song

Did Lumi brush her teeth?

>>85115631
After sucking my dick? No

Wake up, dumb lemon!

She's singing for me specifically

Lumi you have hag voice now. You have to fake like Shiina or embrace it.

>>85115821
no, she's singing for me

Just eat potato chips like Dolly Parton did Loom, voice activated gg ez

I fucking hate Lumi so much it’s unreal

I fucking love Lumi so much it’s unreal

Lumi is struggling today Jesus

Lumi's voice is never gonna be good again

>>85115836
Lumi is young and spry and has many childbearing years ahead of her she isn't running out of time

lemon woman good

Does Lumi take vocal lessons?

This is rough.

I'll never get a bracelet...

>>85115951
>today
More like month.

>>85115821
>>85115875
gentlemen please

you need water not coffee retard

>>85116030
but makinist is right there bro...

>>85115951
She fucked up her voice 2 months ago and never recovered.

Is phase coffee good for your voice?

I'm honestly embarrassed for her

>>85116215

>>85116133
But I want a personalized one!

why isnt Lumi doing a shorts stream
is she retarded?

I want a big buff GigaChad to spank Lumi's ass as hard as he can and as fast as he can until Lumi is crying and screaming from pain

Just yap for 2 hours

>>85116286
She tried.

>>85116287
You called?

>>85116286
Shes smart and knows shorts children don't become fans. Lumi panders to oji-sans like smart chuubas because they have big wallets and long attention spans.

>>85116271
you just gotta take what you can get.....
same............................

>>85116312
she should ask uruka for help

>>85116335
You got any more?

You now like McDonalds
https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1834532475558613350

>>85116494
It hurts...

>>85116197
>>85115984
Lumi's ego when it comes to keeping projects and streams running has always been her biggest downfall.
It's like one of those interview questions except for real.

>>85116335
>Lumi is 162 cm
>Lumi is as tall as 7.04 of my erect penises put on top of each other

Hm

>>85116527
Nah, I make better burgers.

>>85116527
dont show this the nijisisters peko...

>>85116588
11.5 for me...

>>85116527
Dorya

>>85116494
its 3am Saturday morning haha...

Finally. Survival game autists on the level of da michi

>>85116588
>9inches
proof?

>>85116630
How did niji cultivate a community that cries about this shit?

>>85116588
Oh yeah? Pff well, my penis is like, 10 Lumis on top of each other while im soft and fold my dick in half, so like whatever?

>>85116725
you look how i feel

>>85116630
context?
Why is she sorry?

I jacked off to a pair of hands for the first time today, and now I just feel shame.
Phase Connect

>>85115297
im using one of those on shiina

>>85116779
Sleepy?

>>85116785
McDonalds supports genocide or something
ask the nijis

>>85116785
Dead towelheads or something

>>85116809
yeah

>>85116755
Not enough gatekeeping

Does anyone know what the name of the Joji song Lumi just sang was

>>85116792
Lumi's?

>>85116853
セックス大好き

>>85116861
Erina

>>85116853
it was Die For You

>>85116792
You should feel ashamed of yourself you disgusting piece of trash
based

>>85114366
Not Phase, but Breastie

>>85116889
She wants it, otherwise she wouldn't wear those kind of gloves.

>>85116964
nta but she is naked right now

me rn

It's up!

>>85116953

>>85116953
Runie has definitely stared at those irl

>>85116725
Jesus

her voice got betterer

>>85116792
Don't feel too bad. Jelly's hands are what did it for me.

>>85116953
God those things are perfect

>>85117030
You can call me God.

>>85117022
my peanits?

Where da brown women at?

i want her to snap my neck instead of the tigers

>>85116953
must ...suckle..tenderly

>>85117085

>>85116991
What color are her nails?

>>85117028
>Friends for years since before vtubing
Yeah they've probably checked out each other's titties

Don't watch Uruka much but was she really sheltered growing up or something? I ask because of streams where its her first time eating mcdonalds or kfc or other popular fastfood place. Also she seems like a picky eater.

>>85117136
Natural

>>85117136
normal nothing on them

>>85117160
Yes.

>>85117160
She's the stereotype Asian kid from the suburbs

>>85117160
Yes, she was the typical school, piano-violin lessons, and evening mathematics lessons for 8 years while growing up. No candies, only rice and Chinese food.

>>85116953
honorary phase talent. Thanks for poaching Runie for us

>>85117160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVODv8A5-EM
this is uruka, they don't like that she went into music, especially not a vtuber

Livin' la Vida Loca

>>85117185
>>85117189
Fuck.

Divegrass day 4 is now
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_7

Three Phase teams play: pcgen3k, lia, and pcg at the end of the day.
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
1. manstars vs. hfz <--- current game
2. morig vs. pcgen3k <---
3. HiRyS vs. AG
4. hlgg vs. warkop
5. wah vs. mint
6. lia vs. brg <---
7. vtwbg vs. baubau
8. pcg vs. who <--- 14:40 PDT, 17:40 EDT, 21:40 UTC, 23:40 CEST, 6:40 JST
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
Watch on CyTube
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Watch on Youtube
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[Erina News] She dresses really fucking cute...

>>85117311
?

>>85116953
>that smug face
She knew damn well what she was doing.

>>85117283
she didn't go into music though

could Vulcan save phase connect

>>85117311
>Fuck.
Her hands? yes, please

>>85117365
it was an accident

>>85117313
Who is the clsssic op of pcg?

>>85117241
>>85117227
>>85117194
Thanks, that's what I figured. She has similar vibes to Amish kids during their Rumspringa.

Im from a first world country (Poland) and now i work in a 3rd world country (Germany) and i made my first contact with Negros in 33 years. I think you guys are overreacting a bit. I asked a group of negroes if they have a lighter and like 4 of them jumped up to me with lighter and told me "here you go brother". Unironically flabergasted in a good way. Got me some vodka, cigs, in a great mood and my oshi is doing a karaoke. Fellas isnt life great?

>I need a hero! *SQUEAK*
chyaaaat

>>85117378
No, we need OpenGL

>>85117539
Yeah me

>>85117517
kocham pipkin pippe?

>>85117517
those are the educated ones that have money to live in Germany anon the ones in the US are much worse but I'm happy you got to see civilized ones in the wild

>>85117517
I wish I invested in Eastern Poland...

>>85117517
Excellent bait, might work better on /pol/ though

>>85117517
You are polish nigga. You are one of them.

Is Lumi at 100k yet?

Describe your oshi with any type of TCG card

>>85117517
i poop on u brother

>>85116953

>>85117517
Slavs don't have souls. It's no surprise they got along with you.

>>85117517
Aren't you like an honorary Haitian or something shouldn't you be cooking cats

>>85117671

>>85117728

>>85117728
Oh yeah whatever happened to oshi push?

>>85117789
lol

>>85117789
She should keep streaming until she hits 100k

>>85116953
>Gloves
>Ends up showing tits anyway, even if an accident
lmao

>>85117517

They played this stupid song in line dancing during middle school I hate it

Give me a conundrum, /pcg/. A real thinker to wrap my brain around.

>>85117517
>What about this personally experienced exception to the rule, doesn't it proves the rule not existing??

>>85117814
It died because retards think that a physical card game with a small potential audience had any chance of survival when fans are spread all over the world. I would've played if they made a digital client.

Hey Clara if you're still awake can you sing a Chinese song next claraoke I'd really enjoy it thanks

>>85117876
Penis

>>85117876
Why haven't I killed myself yet?

>>85117876
why am i angry

>>85117814
>>85117901
They just sent out shipping requests, its not even out yet

No......... not this one.....

>Lumi permanently damaged her voice and will graduate out of depression
>Pippa and Jelly blatantly messaging that they're going back to Indie and will grift their viewers with them
>Lia and Rie giving hints that they're planning on graduating due to chuubing not working out/going back to real school and work
>Panko and Shiina depressed about numbers, hinting they might bail
>Airi is disabled now and will only be able to stream a tiny bit if at all
>half of Euphoria hinting they're not resigning
>Dizzy saying that she's cutting back on streaming despite becoming a full-time

Bros.. it actually feels like Phase is dying..
I don't want them to go...

>>85117739
I'm so in bros. I knew being a generic white boy would pay off one day.

I want to love-wrestle gyaru Tenma.

>>85117876
If you're dating a girl with an identical twin sister, and one date by mistake you actually fucked the sister, but didn't know it was her, did you cheat on your gf?

>>85117876
Why ask for 10k to stop hosting a show only to use the money for a new suit, which you will exclusively use for that show (you wanted to quit remember)

>>85117814
Every time i look at Lia im reminded of her mother and i instantly get hard

why did she stop

>>85117962
The entire point about needing a digital client to survive remains. At most you'll get a few games with people at a con once a year.

>>85118013
>which you will exclusively use for that show
She uses it for her late night show too

>>85117971
>Rie
?

>>85117990
my mom is a twin and this happened to my dad

Need Erina wife

Happy Halloween i guess

>>85117971
For the crime of defeatism, you are sentanced to death soldier.

*BLAM*

>>85117971
lol no nijisister go back

>>85117990
Ask the Ruffians, they've probably debated this one extensively.

>>85117971
You should take more drugs.

>>85118048
Its a collectors item, just like MTG.

>>85118103
Based black pill destroyer

>>85117876
life

>>85117728
She's pink and she's a rabbit

>>85117971
Stop...

>>85117876
Why do I have like 4 skin tags on one arm but nowhere else?

why does lumi make me hate her and myself so much

>>85117990
If her sister actively led you to believe that she was your girlfriend, she basically manipulated you into sex. Thats incredibly fucked up on her part, and you should not try to hide it from your girlfriend because honestly she's going to be far angrier at her sister than you.

>>85117876
This reminds me of a puzzle!

>>85118131
No. I used to play mtg physically because it was the best way to play. Now it's not.

There are 2 kind of people who watch Lia. There are those who want to have sex with men and there are those who want to fuck her mother. Poor Lia, is there nobody who wants to have sex with her?

>>85118207
Estrogen

>>85117990
You did objectively comit infidelity, but you did not subjectively, and this is a crime that needs both.
Her sister, on the other hand, did had malice and has the full guilt.

snifffffffffff

>>85117728

>>85118251
But I do

>>85118251
I wouldn’t even rape Lia but her slant eyed friend Rie could get it

>>85118215
4 right? Either 7,7,3,3 or 11,3,3,3.

[Erina News] She's not a hag....

[Erina News]
Hag invader confirmed

>>85118251
I'm willing to fuck Lia but only if i can kiss this guy
>>85118328
While doing so

>>85118251
I'm sure there's a fat filipino somewhere that would

[Erina News]
Predators preorder

ew why does she talk between songs

>>85118379
yeah that was a slight slip up

>>85117971
but panko and shiina get good numbers

>>85118440
can't stahp the yap