/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>84937544

love my cumslut

Why does sometimes we stay on page 11 for awhile and other times we go from page 10 straight to the archive?

Day 2! Give it up for day 2!

I ended up buying a chuck steak instead of the ham and cheese. I'm going to eat well today chumbies

>>84937597
Same

I wish Gura would scream that she loves cum, that's woudl be so fucking hot

I am the one who loves her the most. I am also the final chumbie.

>>84937658
I really like this gooba image

Past the point of there being a stream today.
She's probably too busy hanging out with "friends".

>>84937658
sounds good

so uh, has no one noticed the shitpost op image or what

>>84937658
You're gonna grill it, right?

>>84937544
SNIFFFFF

>>84937757
What? That her nose is brown or something?

>>84937757
Gura loves chocolate milkshakes tho :3

>>84937760
You think chumbies can be trusted with fire?

>>84937757
That's a valuable and beloved piece of /ggg/ history, not a shitpost.

>>84937757
Oh, I didn't notice it was that.
>>84937789
Newfag.

>>84937827
Brother. We are the fire. And the fire rises.

That would explain why the thread was made so quickly despite the shitposting

>>84937859
Sorry but this is not this artist's best work. It's pretty bad.

>>84937887
Don’t call me that.

>>84937922
Not their best is still in the top 10% of Gura images.

>>84937760
I’m gonna pan fry it

>>84937958
whats number 1

>>84937912
What, the gallons are fine but you can't handle a bit of potty humor?

>>84937982
I dunno. ... Probably that one members wallpaper that Gura is still using. Me too.

>>84937912
He was trying to bump it off of page 11 but failed, which is kinda funny.

>>84937922
any image with dolphin shorts is an insta 9/10 minimum

i liek chumbuds

Ever since the last poster said Gura was a whore, it’s completely changed how I look at her. My fantasy is shattered.
This song really resonates with me now.
https://youtu.be/JJJ27NxYamY

>>84938016
Heh. Remember when she actually did members wallpapers?

>>84938078
I wish this poster was Gura, but I know that's impossible.

>>84938147
Gays

>>84938027
You're just a dirty old man that likes to peek at a girls exposed panties.

>>84938104
A few days ago? Yeah.

>>84937980
How could you do this

>>84938184
gura, who likes looking at goobies, would approve

Gura should stop playing games like FNV and KCD if she's not gonna continue them. Just stick to kusoges that you can beat in 3 hours and then fuck off like you want to.

>>84938239
No she didn't. Why lie?

>>84938239
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA her 2.0 is too cuuuute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>84938411
She said in chat that she was going to continue KCD, but it turned out to be another lie.
But are you at least enjoying the KU100 streams? It's only been about 7 months since Valentine's day.

I like Gura with every boob size

>>84938411
the next section of KCD, with the drunk pastor, is really funny
but the combat might be too hard for her

>>84938548
She said she wanted to get better at ASMR for us. As soon as I heard that line my dick shriveled up. I knew it was another lie, and for no reason either. Why does she get our hopes up?

>>84938239
god she's so cute

>>84938590
the fuck is that on the grill?

>>84938668
S-stop looking at me like that!

>>84938668
I don't understand this image. why is Gura on a construction site?

>>84938605
I think part of her really does hate us. That's really the only explanation I can think of.

>>84938753
she hates you and she loves me. shrimple as

>>84938668
that FUCKING SHARK

fatfuck

>>84938686
Borgar.

>>84937408

The thing about Gura is that she always found piss shit and cum funny. That's part of why I love her. But the jokes she chose to make were always way more subtle than that. The gallons thing becoming a staple of her channel is genuinely baffling.

>>>84938913
Should've posted this here instead

>>84939098
The chocolate milkshake is BIG GIANT BOOBA that Gura wants to suck

>>84939298
>tfw never had a gura dream
I barely dream at all and when I do is this fucking lynchian nightmare of dreaming an entirely boring day and then waking up and being super confused whether that day happened or not

>>84939287
She'll drop it when she feels it's old just how she dropped the chum jar joke. Not sure why gallons upsets you when the jar was just as obscene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZojYxGuNSo
six hours until the next Gura content

>>84939517
The chum jar is not comparable. It's clever because chumbuds. Also she didn't invent or talk about the chum jar, RenPC added that on his own.

>>84939517
He just wants something to bitch and threadshit about. Thats literally his entire character.

>>84938605
>Why does she get our hopes up?
Ask her yourself

>>84939644
>RenPC added that on his own
?????????????????????????????

>>84939739
Are you retarded?

>>84939710
>send a superchat
>it gets ignored
>you people hunt me down and murder my family
no thanks

>>84939838
You use your real account?

>>84939778
might be, because I can't figure out how RenPC could be responsible for adding it to the meme review, ot for doing shit like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGE0EBg1yic

>>84938605
she did get better at ASMR

If you don't love my shark wife you can just get right out of my face!

>>84940053
Based chumbieprime

Gura played DBD with Anya Roboco and Risu??????????????????????

>>84939927
>I guess a ball is a jar pretty much
I love Gura so much it's unreal

>>84940088
Time-traveler chama?

>>84940088
comachama.....

>>84939927
Do you have immense brain damage? Are you literally drooling all over your keyboard? The Chum Jar was a thing since she commissioned different rooms from RenPC. Holy shit you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about newfag.

>>84940139

>>84940124
I JUST got it lmao

>>84940088
Whatever happen to risu anyway

>chumbies call Gura based for the chum jar when it was literally invented by someone she commissioned who turned out to be an anti
whew

>>84940192
I still don't get your point, do you think a commisioned artist just adds cum jokes against the knowledge and will of the commisioner? gura talked about it even outside the assets made by him, like in the clip I just linked, I literally can't even understand what your point even is anymore

>>84940359
braindead retard, I won't discuss this anymore with someone who doesn't even watch Gura

>>84940538
Irony

>>84940538
I accept your concession

That steak was my entire day's worth of calories in one meal

>>84940538
Lol

Gura never misses null's superchats, she's always so excited to see him and thank him.

>>84940538

>>84940625
that's unironically a good thing, intermitent fasting is the way to go

MY wife

lol

>>84940690
there is still time to become an artist worthy of gura's respect bro

>>84940625

Do we really need photosensitivity warnings in 2024? Haven't we as a human race spent enough time looking at screens that these retarded epileptics know whether or not they're gonna be triggered by video games?

im outta here
later nerds

>>84940807
He's not an artist, he's literally just a coder that Ame hired and Gura also used because she's easy to influence. I don't think he deserves her follow either.

>>84940773
unchi www

>>84940864
like most useless warning it's just caution against ligitious retards that might do that shit on purpose in order to get money

>>84940933
post your membership and i'll determine the validity of your opinion

>>84940864
Why not. It takes less than a second to click through. I can't imagine being bothered by it.

>>84940983
Do I have to become the guberment if I want to remove this shit from every game or what?

Hehehehe

>>84940933
isn't coding an art?

>>84941000
The game I'm playing has a voiced warning that takes almost 15 seconds to play through and it's so fucking loud and you can't disable it.

>>84941104
That is fucking annoying. I suggest complaining on the Steam Forums about it.

>>84941046
I'd say so. I noticed that I needed a lot of creativity to program

>>84941042
Potato launcher

>>84940999
Sure. The only thing he ever did was help them with some karaoke sync thing(that didn't actually work btw). So many great artists never got a follow, some of them making hundreds of beautiful art of only Gura, and she follows some fucking hack coder.

>>84940933
Okay Klaius

>>84941211
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE SHES ARMED

>>84941211
>>84941042
Based figmabud

>>84941238
About the karaoke thing, he talked briefly about it and accidentally mentioned that he literally got to sit in a voice call with Gura and Ame to test it out.

>>84941238
Now post your art

>>84941211
Goom on it and post pics.

>>84937408
File deletus... so long.

>>84941355
>now dance monkey

Do you think Gura and Null still have each other added on discord? Do they share memes with each other? What about Dudul? I bet Dudul sends her the Gura cunny art that he won't post publicly. I wonder if she makes them lose gallons in VC with her.

Is he just going through all the dead rrats from that 4 years?

>>84941046
It's art for mathematicians.

>>84941614
It's the preanniversary tour.

I love my chameleon but the little fella makes me worry too much. Maybe I'll stick to less picky reptiles next time.

https://files.catbox.moe/ra3led.png

>>84941973
holy based TuT

>>84937408

>>84941973
nice

>>84941973
UUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>84941507
Damn, you really do sound like some seething "artist" who Gura ignored because your art is fucking shit lmao. Kill yourself

>>84942249
no, that's just our usual shitposter using really old bait

>>84942249
Since you're wrong does that mean I won the argument?

>>84942309
oh ew i replied a samefag

Does Gawr Gura want to go out with me?

Now that we've established that Gura is a manipulative liar and a whore, let's go watch Gigi.

Gura could be having sex with a doberhusky in her flowerbed right now.

>>84942723
Go back to milkshake posting

No stream tonight because uh
wait fuck she doesn't even need an excuse, she can just disappear for months and there's nothing anyone can do about it

>>84942752
What's milkshake posting? Is that like Booba Gura?

>>84942959

farts are funny and I'm tired of pretending that they're not

I wanna drink Gura's milkshake

>>84943037
I love fart and burp jokes

Did niji have another yab or something, what's with shitposting?

Chumbies what you doin'?

>>84943112
chumbies are upset because gura is gone again

these lil fellas remind me of dino gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwDXoRUNtDM

https://youtu.be/UZojYxGuNSo?si=k1un-uVuT1i8WLRi

Well at least we are getting something Gura related, even if all of Myth is involved

>>84943037
I would contend that poop is also inherently funny. It is inevitable, smells bad, and sticks to you for fucks sake. That shit's hilarious.

>>84943121
Zomboid. I always get bored before winter comes so I'm trying to find things to do.

>>84943171
are they going to make htis cost 30 bucks

>>84943171
was this the close and emotional thing gura referenced?

>>84943141
I don't remember giving you permission to reply to me, nijinigger.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vt_FJq_9Rg
?

>>84941973
gura is a sex goddess

>>84943171
yes, kiara said they all recorded it together except for gura...

>>84943112
I don't know, it's just background noise at this point, I'm not even sure what the current plot is.
All I know is that the thread is moving faster than it should be right now. And that I love Gura!

>>84943293
That's a good question regarding that stuff

>>84943313
Knowing Gooba, I think this would be a more personal project than this stuff

>>84943171
Yeah I'm just gonna wait until someone cuts out all Mori parts

>>84943357
Proof?

>>84943357
Timestamp?

>>84943413
Do you have a Kiara membership?

>>84943413
>>84943444
It's a shitposter

*starts chewing on the mic*

>>84943454
Yup, post the timestamp

>>84943192
I want to be that magical girl's villain and sexually bully her T u T

>>84943357
>>84943454
There's zero mention of it in the Kiara thread, so either you're making it up or no one there has membership either.

>>84943654
He's been making up things Kiara said since this morning

Sex with a fembud.

>>84943335
She is based for that. And what the fuck 240 updoots for saying they liked rhombus better. 1.0 preferers are real and they love clips.

>>84943804
There were also people in chat that couldn't see the difference between 1.0 and 2.0. Lots of tourists.

>>84943804
I think they're joking. Let's be real 1.0 was a monstrosity,

>>84943804
Of course someone who doesn't watch Gura would say 1.0 is better

>>84943878
I still love it even if 2.0 is better. The way people are talking it's like you're physically recoiling from old Gura now and she's still cute

>>84943960
She was cute but it's jarring now when you compare it to the new one. It's like missing the awesome QOL features in a game sequel when you go back to the original.

I'm just happy that my man Bloop finally got some love and recognition. He deserves it. Unironically probably one of the best mascots in Hololive.

>>84944041
FUCK bloop

>>84944041
fuck off bloop

>>84944041
You've been making fanart worse for 4 years

>>84944041
I mean while people do hate bloop, he is better than generally all of hololive EN's mascots except maybe I dunno Smol Ame.

I think Gura's love for farts and potty humour in general comes from the fact that she has IBS. It's the typical coping mechanism, like how people make jokes about death at funerals, homos making jokes about their gayness and so on.

>>84944404
No, she loves potty humor because she's a child.

is this guy a bot

>>84944696
I don't know but I also suspect that I have ibs as well

>>84944404
Gura is just a literal shitposter. She definitely got banned from various forums back in the day for posting literal feces. Probably posted Goatse and 2g1c

>>84944820
no she didnt

does gura like chocolate vanilla swirl milkshakes

Can't someone make AI audio of Gura servicing a doberman? I think she would find it funny.

>>84945217
I meant this about booba not the other thing

>>84945251
Archive reps

>>84943121
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>84945314
that was horses

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura cute Gura cute!

Why are the threads always so bad on the days I have to leave my house for work.

>>84945370
close enough

>>84940021
Proof?

>>84945425
stop working save our threads

I'm so glad Gura embraces her childish innocent side as well as her horny semen demon side. I feel bad for Suisei fans.

im going to protect her

>>84943121
I just woke up

>>84945534
They're still bad some days I don't go but they're always bad when I do.

MAKE
ATLANYIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Gura definitely liked this tweet
https://x.com/Mone454501/status/1832967397285769431

>>84945787
We already know Gura is Kanye West

>>84945765 (me)
*ATLANTIS
FUCK

>>84943335
If that's what she's into, Gura should talk about rejecting vanilla for chocolate more often to encourage artists. If she got horny on stream for ABCD (A Big Chocolate Dick), she would definitely get a lot of high quality art and animations to shlick her cunny to.

>>84945861
Cute

>>84945251
you guys are getting braver but dog posting is where i draw the line

I heard somewhere that Gura is cute. Could be true?

i will change gura's diapers

I don't really get the dog stuff. I always turn that off in DoL. I do make sure to turn on pubic hair though

>>84945787
girl is mid as hell

>>84940690
why is that

>>84945251
doggy panting mixed with gura moaning would be very erotic.

>>84945665
What makes you think Suisei fans give a shit? They get loads of porn anyway.

>>84946217
Ina should really encourage her goomers more

Baguraette honhonhon

>>84946217
honestly, that your oshi's biggest criticism is just that she won't engage in fanservice must be pretty nice.

For King and Cunny!

I got flux working, now I can add to the horde.

>>84946593

>>84946593
naisu
If you get an empty dino suit, try adding "chibi girl in dino costume"
If it bleeds too much into other characters (i.e. humans start looking like dinos), try reducing the model strength to .9 or .8
"oversized black sunglasses" gives you the dino shades

>>84947029
I like these a lot. Hopefully the ai starts making two fingies instead of three

>>84945505
are you deaf?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>84946606

>>84947104
I actually ordered a 4090
Once it arrives I'll try making a better model (I used civitai to make this one)

>>84947207

>>84947207

False Dinos are overtaking the real dinos...

How cool are ya, chumbies?

>>84947457
The dino are eternal

>>84947457
gawr reduced their numbers
they had no choice...

>>84947526
sub zero

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGj0xMWReQM

>>84947526
Never been cooler.

>>84947815

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>84948525
F E E T

They've been training

>>84948672
Gawr is going to think twice now

>>84948672
>camo dino
lol, cute

>>84947966
Why's her head so big?

>>84949051
Child

>>84943561
>>84943654
>>84943702
0:56:00

>>84950010
Kiara isn't even talking about Myth or Gura there
Why don't you post the link?

>>84945787
Reminder that nene's ni-rigger abandoned his little baby daughter and condemned her to a life without a father.

>>84945941
Dog posting is infinitely better than >>84945873 posting, of which I am not allowed to describe outside of /b/.

>>84950104
>Why don't you post the link?
Because I'm not the original anon and I made up the timestamp so I could feel included...
I d-don't even have a Kiara membership.

>>84950757
based based based

>>84950757
congrats anon you're now included as one of the antis. Happy?

>>84950546
which does gura prefer?

>>84951024
If I had to choose, then I honestly hope dogs.

im gonna sleep goob night

>>84950757
goobnight

>>84950934
This is the most attention I've gotten in weeks...

>>84951921
>>84952127

>>84952151
so this is how shitposters are created..

WHAT WAS THE DELETED OP
I MUST KNOW

>>84938668
/intl/ btfo

>>84952742
Gura blanket with a shit stain on it

>>84952900
>blanket
am I truly the last chumbud

im the first chumbud

>>84953074
Or body pillow or whatever it is. Sorry I'm a newfag

>>84952900
Im pretty sure Gura hates shitstains even more so than I do.

Hehe, night vision activated

>>84937408
fucking jannies deleting OP pictures
what did they delete this time

What if Gura was a frog

>>84954499

>>84943335
Wings giving Gura $100 while she's fucking other dudes that aren't him or anyone here, lol.

shitposting used to be a art

Are we all creepy perverts?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>84957415
ye

>>84957415
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! HER VANILLA MILKSHAKE IS THE YUMMIEST!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!

Gura wants my big chocolate milkshake.

Wife voice time

I heard people are kidnapping and eating pets. is chuubi going to get eated?

anyone bought the voice pack?

I don't want to spend $30 on not 100% Gura but if someone posts pt 1 I'll buy pt 2 and post it

>>84958753
if Gura says this was that intimate myth thing, I will consider it since she seemed keen on it

>>84958683
chuubi wa mou
tabeta

>>84958683
No chuubi is fine. She's not in Ohio

>>84959546
You don't know that.

>>84959568
retard

>>84959568
Nobody goes to Ohio on purpose

>>84959546
Japan is in ohio idiot

>>84959568
We dont live in Ohio

>>84959546
>she

>hearing the chimkin voice
>hearing Ina's unenthusiastic monotone voice
>hearing Mori's wigger voice
>hearing Ame's VA wannabe voice

fuck Myth. post pirate links for the new voice pack

>>84958683
wat

Gura cute.

>>84959979
the guy who is going to be president just said on tv that cats and dogs are being eaten.

>>84960336
The pajeets and chinks are invading.

>>84960336
happy 9/11!!!

prerecorded gura does not excite me

i don't know what the hell yall are watching

>>84960730
I'm watching u

what does this expression convey?

>>84961199
rape

>>84961199
:3

>>84961199
slut

>>84961199
Her insatiable lust for me

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1833709574798377122

Where are the leaks

>>84961199
she's about to rape you

>>84962599
Does Gura like jazz?

>>84963108
just asked her and she said she does.

>>84963620
You couldn't have asked her because she's sitting right next to me.

>>84963620
>>84963667
I made these posts

As usual, when I go to bed I listen to gura singing til I fall asleep

>>84939098
Gura loves black... coffee.

>>84965011
>>84965168
My wife