/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>84888756
>dippin out of jade with a shadowrealm
He died as he lived...

it wasn't even a keiten push, cmon man

>not paying attention to tsumogiri/tedashi against a blatant honitsu

I guess shimo did just cut it, nm

We are now the deranker thread

I can't derank if I don't queue

coming up on 1 year of no ranked. Maybe I should get back into it soon...

>>84889152
it's not worth it, we're EOS soon

>newegg didn't ship my monitor from the California warehouse
how will I wait 3 days...

On a scale of lumi to hime how cringe would an anonymous /jong/ meetup / tournament at a con be?

>>84890146
no one would show up

>>84890146
I can't count points

>>84890146
I'm not going to a con

>>84890146
depends on how many people show up, I hope you like your tournament being sanma though

I offered to bring my tiles to EVO but no one said anything...

>>84890146
I'd sooner go to a random /jong/ meetup in the middle of nowhere down the street from where anon lives

Go to a con? So you can kidnap and rape me? Good luck with that, anon.

>>84890634
Are you a little girl? no? then I'm not interested, simple as

>>84890146
/mjg/ has no problems with meetups, but /jong/ does?

>>84890844
I have no problem with meeting you guys wherever.
I do have problems with going to cons.

>>84890844
We are all paranoid schizos.

>>84890844
yes

>>84890844
I don't leave my house in general and I'm sure as fuck not going to a con

Meet me at the pub

>>84890844
/mjg/ anons trust each other so much, they doxx themselves in https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?mid=13b8wSEmDHMLcr-bLAOwYn9uojYST3svf
Why can't we be more like them?

you already know when I'm at work

I could probably guess where most of you live based on the hours you're active

>>84891375
lol
lmao

>>84891375
I am in your room right now, anon, and yet you can't find me.

>>84891234
when was the last time this was updated? Feels like there haven't been new entries added for a long time

>>84891879
I don't know, I'm not man enough to register myself there to confirm if it's still being updated.

>>84891234
>see all the anons in nyc
>think of the mahjong gay sex happening
Do you think they’re still fucking each other or have upgraded to a proper orgy? Also theres an anon an hour away from me but ive never seen him before

>>84890844
Some of us are vtubers, after all.

>bettys location is known
Big mistake johnny. See you soon. You will never tameron me again

I considered adding myself to the map, but I'm ashamed of where I live

>>84892372
Its brazil isnt it?

>>84892407
Do I sound like a Brazilian to you?

>>84892152
>theres an anon an hour away from me but ive never seen him before
There's an anon like two hours away from me, and I know what he looks like because I found his personal youtube account like 2 years ago. I could probably recognize him if I went to the beach and he was around.

>>84892451
Theres like 3 countries to be ashamed about: brazil, india, and canada which is becoming india but i would be most embarrassed about brazil even though canada is just a bunch of cucks with an indian fetish

opsec?

>>84892638
>figuring out where in france furry lives by measuring the time it takes to travel 2 hours from every anon in that region

>anons in africa, hawaii and antarctica
you anons are just putting in random locations huh

>>84892769
Don't forget to take into account the proximity of any nearby beaches.

>>84892794
I mean, hawaii isn't unlikely, and the only person there is /mjg/'s famous miko. Africa, sure, maybe. And you never know, someone could be playing from an antarctic research base.

>>84892794
The famous miko actually lives in hawaii, and iirc he works as a policeman or security guard.

>>84892769
I thought he was in Spain

Jong
https://youtu.be/gpRjaVBA5p4

>>84893042
>mikotranny is a cop
He probably is grooming his department into fucking femboys (him)

Majsoul Friends Room 67972(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67972

I’m going to speed around hawaii on the off chance I get caught by mikotranny and have to give him a blowjob to avoid jailtime.

>>84893462
2/4

>>84893213
1:47 why discard 2p here?

>>84893462
>no image
>no words
>just a bare link
I know the standards are lower in /jong/ but this is the most unlicensed koko I've ever seen

>>84893600
sorry anon, this week has been shit so far

>jong is reclining
it's jongover...

a-anons?

I just finished my workout, wait for me

>>84893462
the jellyjonger

Wait, he left...

sorry, i was kicked out of the room for some reason...

haaah... m-my depression...

Im doing
>trash
>dishes
>dinner
>lunch for the week
Maybe will jong later

In the mahjong justice system, dama based offenses are considered especially heinous. In the board of /vt/, the dedicated anons who investigate these vicious offenses are members of an elite squad known as /jong/. These are their stories

>>84894359
>bamp bamp
>cut to you sucking off mikotranny for going 85 in a school zone trying to arrest betty

AHHH I MESSED UP BY PRESSING KAN INSTINCTIVELY

>>84894726
Thanks

>>84894263
>names

>>84894894
>trash
All me.

>>84894894
great idea, next year our team theme will be household chores

Give me idea what to spend my $50 amazon giftcard on because im a man who has want of very little

>>84895116
A Raspberry Pi

>>84893462
WJ

well, i'm feeling better now, thank you anons!

I'm not

>>84893462
Well jonged!

>>84895116
a nice box of licorice

>>84895116
a $50 steam card for me

>>84894359

If this thread was a reality tv show, who would you be?

ice t

https://poal.me/hd0zby

>>84894359
you'll never take me alive

>>84896388
The crazy occultist neighbor who livestreams himself playing mahjong after creating a shrine to mahjong.
Speaking of which: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>84896087
Maybe I'll do a $10 jade giveaway if i can find a way to give people jade or a mahjong soul gift card

>>84897015
just do steam wallet

>>84894963
You're both of them?

t***** and s***** are the same yuzu

>>84897520

Majsoul Friends Room 15092(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15092

Four red 5s and local yaku

>>84897520
But are they also t****?

>>84897614
2/4 where are my mahjong anons

>>84897873
Working.

>>84897614
3/4 quit your job and join the room

it's my day off...

?????

>>84897873
2/4

lmao

>>84897614
3/4
ME KILL RABBITS

>>84897614
started

I'm grinching mahjong for a couple months after this

big tits for being named steve

see you in January

>>84897614
WJ

>>84897614
wj

>>84899431
we'll miss you anon

>>84897614
wj

>>84899520
I've had like 7 bad games in a row, it's over for me

>>84899641
my flow vampirism has finally completed

>>84899709
actually it was when I got first against fox hag in tournament, after that game I've been unable to not deal in

/jong/ $10 steam wallet giveaway

Five random winners will receive a $10 steam wallet thingy from an anonymous /jong/er. Winners will not be announced and the $10 will be directly deposited to your account.

Please add steam account 1814034022 to your friendslist. Raffle will be held 11 Sept at 11pm EST. This will be reposted every thread. Obvious anons who do not play /jong/ friendlies will be culled from the list.

I'll add you but I don't want the $10

>>84900623
The account is anonymous and will be deleted after the giveaway.

I won't add you then

I'm not sure I want the 10 dollars enough

Fu Ji doesn't sell anything for $10

>>84900755
i mean you could do whatever you want with it

>b**** alt became my 100th friend
no wonder my account is cursed

gift the $50 to captain so he can increase his whale tier for my friends list slots

>>84902089
for more*

>>84900580
if you want our steams can't you just social engineer (make friends) like a normal person

>>84902089
The card will be divided equally 5 or less friend. if only one friends ill just give them the $50. If nobody friends I'll just be sad and delete the account and buy a wok or something.

>>84902271
you should get yourself a wok

>>84900820
I'm also the other 98

>>84892288
I'd say you wouldn't spot me even if you did find me, but I look exactly like how you'd imagine I would be.

>he's a gyaru in real life

>>84900820
Which one? I know at least 3

He's following me...

none of you exist outside of my head

>>84903493
That suits me just fine. I very much prefer being inside you.

test

u passed

AAAHHHH!!! I keep getting gifted subs for streams while I'm asleep. Twitch raids were a mistake, I didn't consent to any of this The matreiuss one is quite nice tho, he's the goat

>>84904684

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>>84905193
>xapitan hates fat people
>says fat fat fat fat
The duality of xapitan

>>84905254
That's not my ritual

>>84905266
>everyone is my tulpa
>its not mine
he's really lost it...

>>84905449
That's how it works anon. I'm every poster in the thread except anyone avatarfagging as Xenia. I'm only 50% of the Xenia avatarfags. The rest are just falseflagging as me.

im just not mentally ill enough to understand the mind of the mad xaptain

Why didn't you queue today, Xapitan?

>>84905546
I'm grinching unless it goes over 90

the fat poster has always been deranker

>>84905680
>buying a pass to find out who this is
hope you arent on the map

>>84905777
it's shrimple, the image has an itoddler filename 90% of the time

can you imagine if they actually added flags and ID's to this board? Well, it'd probably improve some threads.

>>84905777

>>84905820
anon chama i think you need to do your filename reps

antarctica anon if you are here give us a sign. jong with us

stop looking at filenames anon. I don't want you to know how fucking long I've been here.

>>84905603
Alright, then I'll qualify for you and make you beg for that dinner date.

Add me on steam and I'll gift you karryn's prison

>>84905944
antarctica anon has to share their account with like 150 other "anons" so post everyday for the next 6 months and hopefully youll get in touch with him

>>84905979
I don't have any h games on my account

filename check

>>84905964
Older filenames carry more weight

>>84905936
I swear I've seen it with an itoddler filename, the hash must be different

>>84906109
deranker probably isnt the only itoddler in the thread, as scary as that sounds

I've been here longer than all of you amaekoromo-0.png

pretty sure our resident alcoholic pool player is an itoddler also

aren't all vtubers itoddlers

>>84906152
grim

>switch to Steve
>win
I figured it out

>>84906514
Try that in a sword saint room.

>>84906646
Steve will just cringe sword slut into walking away

>>84906212
I use a webcam.

>>84906933
but anon your precious cpu cycles

コーヒー for the late night degenerates

I work graveyard

>>84907291
Isn’t graveyard the quintessential degenerate shift?

>>84906152
Get with the times gramps

I still got it
mahjong

>>84909336

>>84897520
https://files.catbox.moe/8ost7i.webm

I want to jong

>>84910154
make the room then

Akagi season 2 is coming in November
I have no proof, but I have no doubts

>>84910234
This is the weakest schizo rrat I have seen on this board.

there's no one else worth adding from akagi, it would be kaiji

>>84910313
I don't mean MJS collabs, I mean the actual anime, it will be getting a 2nd season this november

>>84910391
I will get a model and stream if this is true (it's not).

>>84910410
It was confirmed to me in a dream

proof next thread?

Riichi City Friend Match059128(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=059128

Blitz, no tips, 4 akadora, local yaku, yakitori, open riichi, 50/-5/-15/-30 uma

hmmm... nyo

please no friendly uma spreadsheet

>>84910540
2/4!

>>84910566
That's too much effort, and I'm not high enough on the jong tier list to benefit anyway

>>84910540
3/4!

I could go live for this...

a fuckin cube

>>84910540
Full, started!

>>84910901
Do it

i'm too tired to tell what i'm even waiting on

>drew haku so I had to fold
it's over

spamming emotes covers the open riichi btw

please sign your namecards

I'm not doing the tutorial

why did you deal in

why did the chicken cross the road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKpjBFqpkI
Finals.

I'm never playing RC blitz again, the timer sound is awful

interesting wait

I haven't heard it yet

I only slept 3 hours today

>closed riichi

open riichi is cringe

>>84911329
cowardice

stop dealing in

nyo

I'm a coward too now

oops

it takes my brain like 30 minutes to adjust to RC tiles

that music sounds new

I FORGOT ABOUT THE EXTRA AKA 5

simp

scary

i entirely forgot we had local yakus on

:)

I have no idea what that yaku is

me either

4 calls tanki wait

you guys read the yaku?

why did 4 call him?

>dama chiitoi
holy soulless

open dama should be worth 1 han

chiitoi should be worth 0 han

you're just making up yaku at this point

RC has a bunch that I can't even remember.

deal in to me next

Open riichi and I will

>he did it

I said that

stop making up yaku

we already made that one up before

Shiiaru raotai

>>84910540
wj?

WJ

WJ everyone, thanks for joining!
Official RC friendly uma spreadsheet will be updated later

I'm going to intentionally deal into dealer open riichis to end the game

>>84910540
wj
you didn't deal into me

fuck I don't want to play riichi city but I need to farm my support tokens for mleague

Oh what the fuck I missed the start of it, well too late to care now. Doing it everyday wasn't enough to stay top 100 last time.

>>84913313
I'm already bricked by not having the mascot...

Any enthusiasm I had for RC died when I found out you couldn't do the missions in friendlies

I just want the higher tier fan title

I was supposed to do stuff when I got back from work but then those games happened and now it's too late and I can't be bothered.

I was supposed to clean my garage

I don't even want to think about the mess in my garage, I can barely walk through it.

mine isn't that bad it just has a lot of tools scattered from when I was rebuilding my motor

Come fix my car.

Teach me how to drive manual

>>84913853
There's another pedal. Hold it down and change gears. That's all there is to it.

>>84913889
When do I change gears? What if I don't want to and just stay in first?

>>84913853
I learned in a day after manual swapping one of my cars

>>84913938
you won't go very fast, it'll just be really loud

>>84913938
keep an eye on your RPM, you know that extra dial on every car's dash that doesn't mean anything if you drive an automatic? If it gets too high, shift up, if it gets too low, shift down.

>>84913938
>When do I change gears?
When it sounds like you should.
>What if I don't want to and just stay in first?
drift it up

>Actually looking at the RPM
You should know when to change gears from making car noises as a child.

Okay, I think I can handle it. Come manual swap my company car.

>>84914026
No I'm manual swapping my defected car to make it a drift car first.

>>84914026
okay do you have a donor powertrain and the service manuals with schematics?

>>84914045
spoken like a true p-plater

>>84914047
I have a doner kebab and some tech deck parts

tech deck handcam stream when?

I don't have a webcam, you'll just have to listen to the clacking

>j/o/ng

I already went live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scqo5AwnlYk

>>84914252
my oshi

>>84914231
What does this mean, anon?

I wish I could just like normal cars instead of Subaru Imprezas, I'd have so much extra money and way less tools and loose parts in my shed

>>84914372
>>>/o/

Oh, I forgot that board existed

I will one day own a WRX, I don't really want one, but it's a meme that is just going to manifest itself into reality and I have accepted that.

/o/ doesn't have an AU falcon general
shit board

>>84914532
sometimes there's an AUS thread
sometimes I'd make a I wish I owned a ute thread but alas I'm a burger

>>84914547
I looked at an AU ute to buy the day after last time you mentioned it. Didn't get it though. Got a wagon instead.

>>84914433
I bought a bugeye, I burnt a valve, replaced the valve, did a ghetto sandpaper head gasket job, bubbles in coolant (lifting head?)

Pulled engine, put JDM AVCS engine I had from an import shop, installed JDM ECU, AVCS wiring, EJ207 intake manifold, same issue, pulled engine AGAIN, removed heads, got it decked at a machine shop, installed ARP headstuds, put engine back in, has been running for 1500 miles, but I think it might be pushing coolant out of somewhere (maybe I need to bypass heater core?)
But I need to pull the timing cover and my driver exhaust cam gear because I think the seal I put in is leaking oil.

I still need to get it tuned for the turbo I put in there, I have it at wastegate right now. It just never ends... But I think you need to be able to do most of the labor yourself or just buy a new WRX or a stock VA or something 'cause if I had to pay labor I'd be selling the shell on marketplace.

I beat the shit out of my NA Subarus, especially in snow and they keep going

>>84914767
Damn...
I want to just stick with old cars and do the labor myself, but having the space to do that is the problem right now.

>>84914963
I've seen crackheads strip cars outside my work next to a hotel and they seem to do it just fine

Very impressive posting last night

I should have never stopped playing Steve

>>84916027
Sorry I'm a car autist sometimes

Let the record show that I ron'd Furry's oshi without her consent in Riichi City

Nice tourney results lol. (I could be talking to any one of you)

>>84917572

>>84917572
All of my fourth places happened pushing for gyakuten in south 4, all of my third places were from someone busting and taken me down with them

>>84917301
what the hell

>>84917981
I just had to find an example of a shepherd tone for someone like 30 minutes ago.

>>84916914
Kept the thread alive for the night so its good enough for me

I am the one who yuzus

Yuzu should get a Halloween outfit.

>>84922928
Agreed. And a christmas outfit where she is a reindeer or santa with panda reindeer

Search ‘tight hips’ on warosu for some good reads.

Bumpu.

>>84917572
2 of us are top 16 though

11

>>84927093
What kind of tile is that?

>>84927201
The secret bito/liker tile. Only usable in the secret thread.

wake up

>>84928936
Just 5 more minutes, okay?

not my problem

Not in the mood for bread, can we bake something different?

goodnight forever, /jong/

I would bake but I have to piss.

This thread is not long for this world...

I'll do it. Hold on.

CRYING with MIKOANON

Here: >>84931629