/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>84885151
BAU BAU

How many times in their lifetime do you think Fuwawa has Dutch ovened Mococo?

>>84885215
I could watch them fight all day long

How often do FWMC masturbate?

If Mocochan impregnates Fuwawa, wouldn't the baby be an identical version of them, just as their daughter instead? Theoretically we could have an infinite amount of Fuwawas and Mococos

>>84885354
Accidentally?
A dozen or more times
On purpose?
We will never know for sure but there's always atleast 1 time

Why are they so sexy? How do they do it? I never knew that 30 year old hags could be as sexy as them, but after watching them I just can't see other women as "sexy", they just feel like they are inferior to FWMC in every way possible. Is this normal or am I mindbroken by FWMC?

the superchat stream had better be a one and not vertical. it's they least they could do

>>84885441
#FWMCMORNING

I'll miss vertical Mario...

>>84884585
I went at 300lbs and the most annoying parts were the flight and very narrow ramen restaurants. What worked for me to lose weight:
-Cook your own food so you can track calories and portion (takeout adds a lot of salt and butter to make food taste good)
-Go on walks daily (20-30 minutes)
-Lift 3 times a week (Push, Pull, Legs on different days)
Start with walks, and start cooking at least 1 meal yourself with a focus on making it healthy. You can do the meme of chicken and broccoli (or different greens) and rice/bread which worked for me but you can do steak/pork/lamb to switch it up. I learned all my lifting forms from Youtube videos but if you have money, you could pay a trainer at a local gym to get you started. Good luck with losing weight.

my tummy horts and I didn't eat anything weird or eat much of anything at all today

>>84885533
You're not mind broken your preferences and standards changed to be more in line with them because of how they look and act.
It happens when you really love or become infatuated with someone.
Which is what happened with FuwaMoco for you and many others.

>>84885764
Mario will always be better when he's big

>>84886049
>blows raspberry on her belly

I don't remember Fuwawa calling herself sexy, just letting people complete the phrase for her

>>84885791
You have gallstones

>>84885909
mococo is so sexy in this holy shit
mating press

>>84885856

>>84885791
If you also have weird itchy or blackened spots in some parts of your body, that's 87% cancer

>>84886169
She knows she is
Like when Nerissa tried to explain why she and Marine were "team sexy" and FWMC weren't and Fuwawa was flabbergasted
>What?! Fuwawa...? FUWAWA...?

>>84885435
They get off during streaming. That's why Fuwawa giggles and Mococo screams so much

It was surprising that they thought friday was a bad day for superchat readings. I guess I understand it from a casual perspective of wanting the weekend to be exciting, but I much prefer streams that tend to go on the longer end to be on weekends, regardless of the content.
Much prefer my mondays to not end at 4am, thank you very much.

>>84886217
>They've assumed the position
You know what time it is

>>84886346
yes but she never say it fully

>>84886467
She doesn't need to

>>84886217
God, they are so fucking sexy...

>>84885753
her eggs...

>>84885786
Chicken + steamed veggies and whole grain rice is such an easy meal to make and really healthy. It's crazy how much just cutting out 3 trash meals a week and supplementing them with that can help so much at a high weight like that.

>>84886201
Yeah but it normally only hurts when I eat specific things that same day. Maybe I'm still digesting part of a thing I ate yesterday.

>>84886321
I'm not tricked by cancer anxiety anymore

I once lost 40kg in a few months just eating nothing but lettuce, apples and meat and drinking water. I don't know if this is healthy but it worked for me and I didn't really miss anything else.
Breakfast was water, apple during the morning, lunch lettuce and meat, apple in the afternoon, lettuce for dinner.
I would buy those packs of pre-washed lettuce and eat it as if it was a snack, no salt or anything.

>>84886406
These sexy puppies...

I'm sorry but Koyori is the sexiest Holomem

>>84886624
>Salt on salad
What the fuck???

>>84886624
So you ate normal food like a normal person?
Lettuce is also a pretty beginner vegetable and apples are a beginner fruit. Try getting some better stuff and then we can talk.

>>84886624
>I would buy those packs of pre-washed lettuce and eat it as if it was a snack, no salt or anything.
FWMC also did this in Japan, right?
Or was it pre-packaged salad?

>>84886662
>Not FUWAMOCO
Sorry, but that won't do it for me.

>>84886662
I dunno Mococo is pretty sexy

The only thing you need to do to lose weight is burn more calories then you ingest. That's it. Count calories and don't go over.

>>84886747
It's good, but I didn't miss it once I dropped it. Same with sugar, actually, I think it's good whenever I have coffee with sugar but don't bother when I make my own, I don't miss it.
Tomatoes are great both with sugar and salt.

Gigi is talking about the economy of EnReco right now. I really wish there would have been a point where Fuwawa became the arbiter of the fields and started forcing people to pay her for the goods she was producing while tending for most of her playtime.

>>84886753
Yeah, I guess. Most people around me were shocked whenever they heard I only had water for breakfast, though. Or that I didn't have variety, it was the exact same thing every day. They would react as if they were sorry for me. Not fat people either, normal people thought it was crazy.

I love my silly wives.

>>84886855
But when I have a bad day I like to come home and eat chocolate to make myself happy.

>>84886835
At the weight that fat fuck is at, you don't have to get crazy with exercise. Just cutting back on food/portion sizes will instantly help.

>>84886747
americans cant touch anything green without slathering it with dressing and croutons

>>84886878
Cute!

>>84886946
This is really nice

>>84886981
That's valid. Me? Gongaga.

a day off from streaming I posted encouragement surely this is the time I get a like?

>>84886833
aggggh Icomochi mama went too far with Mococo's model

>>84886996
Listen, I love my ceaser salads, but a much healthier light vinaigrette is a-ok. Motherfuckers who use ranch or thousand island disgust me.

>>84886946
My fluffy princess...

Honestly cutting out pop and switch to only water, tea/coffee (both without sugar) made a big change in my weight. I also stopped eating potato chips all together. I’d still get takeout once a week as a treat for the weekend though.

>>84886981
Chocolate does help you produce serotonin so it's not a bad option if you're feeling down

>>84886833
I want to breed Mococo.

>>84887139
I want to BREAD Mococo

>>84886946
I don’t trust that girl ominously standing in the background.

>>84886933
Mogo-jaaaaaaannnn

>>84887179
Holy shit I didn't even see that. That's a bit spooky.

Fuwawa is very fluffy.

I'm a fat fuck and they giggled the moment I walked in the room for the meet and greet

If you want a like, maybe you should stop writing bland walls and make assets instead

>>84887139
Same

>>84887291
Talent? Skill? I'm more of an ideas kinda guy. Lemmie post my ideas to #helpFWMC

>>84887291
my bland walls get likes

>>84887123
>drink water and green tea for a month straight
>feel great almost every day
>parents buy 4 12 packs of soda
>1 week later realize I've only been drinking soda
>feel like shit almost every day
I can't control myself

>>84887291
Why are you bringing up likes now?

>>84887179

>>84886946
she NEEDS to become a mother ASAP

>>84887362
Move out. I cut out a shit ton of sugar and trash when I moved out and didn't buy it myself at the store.

>>84887413
KEK

https://vocaroo.com/1fi3j0suuDIV
do jailbirds really
Ruffians would never

>>84887343
they don't look at helpFWMC

>>84887362
Honestly soda is too sweet for me now, I’ll enjoy a ginger ale or coke mixed with whiskey but that’s it.

>>84887239
her floofies are very bouncy
>>84887413
kek

>>84887466
what the fuck

Does this thing not have a job?

Good morning #FUWAMOCO

Thank you for protecting my smile and giving me a motivating push when I needed it the most. I'm going all in this week, putting everything I've got into study and practice, with you by my side and close to my heart

がんBAUろう! BAU BAUー!!

>>84887466
I wish they would. This is at least fun.

>>84887362
Don't move out. The moment my brother moved out he gained a hundred pounds of fat, got a good job, and found a wife who loves him for who he is.

>>84887466

>>84887466
so that's where femruffian ended up

>>84887466

>>84887440
Not possible to do that right now. I think learning to control myself would be better in the end

>>84887489
It flip flops for me, sometimes it's fine sometimes I take a sip and give it to someone else

>>84887598
It's AI dude. You can hear the tinny-ness a little bit here and there.

>>84887466
This isn't real...
AAAAAAAA SEXXXX
I have to look into her voice acting work now...

>>84887466
What the fuck

>>84887466
Do cucks REALLY?

Oh wait, it flips into cuck shit. Why?

>>84887466
rafferans, its just AI

>>84887466
>high quality ai voicing
>its cuck work
why are they like this

>>84887466
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK...?
Now I understand why Nerissa prefers the Ruffians to the jailbirds.

>>84887466
cucks are ruining everything!!!

>>84887466
AI is dangerous man

>>84887807
Could AI make Pero do this?

>>84887829
prob flip work
they are bombarded with propaganda like that and groomed to enjoy it

Holy fuck i already exploded and I was only a few minutes in. The clock is ticking on vtubers being replaced by AI. They should have focuses more on their fans while they had the chance instead of wasting so much time on homework

>>84887466
blowjob at 5min

>>84887466
This is AI, right? Does anyone have any idea on how to do it with FWMC's voice? I don't want any cuck shit, but we could get some REALLY good things from this...

>>84887466
can you make one with fuwawa

>>84887949
If only...

>>84888008
It's harder because it'll have a hard time with their lisp/affectation, but you just feed a ton of cut audio into one of the few out there and it'll make it work.

>>84888008
>>84888017
AI could never capture FWMC's way of speaking

>>84888075
What should I use if I wanted to do it? Is it made with a paid AI tool?

>ERB's comment still not hearted
why do they hate her, bros?

>>84888151
No clue, I just remember one of the first being ai15 which was used for mlp stuff and it blew me away that it blew up like 5 years later.

>>84887831
Newissa is jealous of how many loving fans FuwaMoco have and kinda hopes a few of us will wander over to her and share the love that she never gets like FuwaMoco does.

>>84887466
Wow I actually listened to this whole thing

>>84888103
>AI could never capture FWMC's way of speaking
KEK really? Is the way they speak that difficult to replicate by AI?
A bit sad if true because we won't be able to make some sexo FWMC AI voices, but at least the shitposters and cuckposters won't be able to make it either.

>>84888074
is AI still bad at blowjobs?

>>84888339
Why are the jailbirds so gay? Are they all casualfags?

>>84888103
https://soundcloud.com/nick-homan-920210520/fuwamoco-silent-hill-by

>>84888473
>Are they all casualfags?
Pretty much

>>84888409
>Is the way they speak that difficult to replicate by AI?
Unironically yeah
Even those AI songs have Mococo sounding more like Senzawa than the actual mococo
Like this >>84888497

>>84887466
fake cuck shit into actual cuck shit wth

>>84887466
>only half way
so Newissa is calling a 6 inch really big? isnt that average?

>>84888497
It'll never be able to capture their lisps and goofy way of saying shit and that right there is proof.

>>84888446
I don't know what they used to do it, but they did multiple Mori blowjob audios in the past and they sounded pretty nice.

Nerissa keeps signed cards of FUWAMOCO in her desk.

>>84888549
It's above average...

>>84888446
I liked the horse one but I guess it depends on your taste

>>84888339
This is just a rrat, her new song already has more than half the amount of comments BAUDOL does, with 1/5 of the views. Her fans are pretty engaged, they're just not that numerous, I guess.

>>84888587
Nerissa is kinda cute

>>84888670
Newissa is extremely cute. It's just that FUWAMOCO are mega amazing fantastic wonderful giga cute.

>>84888549
Yeah that's average. Calling it "big" is a bit pathetic KEK

>>84888339
The grass is always greener, the ruffians are extreme menhera attention seekers. She should be careful what she wishes for

what in the name of virgin fuck wrote the script for this nerissa sex no wonder she isn't satisfied by jailbirds this is pathetic

Fucking jury duty tomorrow

>>84888549
Ruffian, real life isn't a porno. The average woman only has 6 inches of capacity, 8" on the high end. A six-incher would be ramming the cervix on many women.

>>84888590
Anon...

>>84888990
just say some racist shit or something

>>84888826
>>84889016
you have obviously never fucked before in your life

In Japan, Nerissa beat Fuwawa in Mario Party and said "Now you owe me something" as a joke and Fuwawa went and bought a piece of her merch and signed it and gave it to her and now it's her treasure.

>>84888990
can't you get out if you pretend to be insane or something

>>84889099
I am insanely jealous of Fuwawa's favourite femruffian.

>>84889099
Cute! I'll have to check out the cleaning VOD later

>cecillia doing ASMR
even more of the whore ruffians are gonna abandon ship I hope

>>84889013
Mine is 7.4 inches, is that too much?

>>84889208
Way too much for FUWAMOCO. They'd be crying that you were hurting them the entire time and probably would stop and lock themselves in the bathroom in tears that they disappointed you by not being able to take it

>>84889145
Nah even with all the attention. Nerissa’s brain worms are too numerous and ravenous to satiated. I wouldn’t have her life given me. Yeah sure there’s time where you get to hang out with fuwamoco, but there’s a lot more times where you’re alone locked in your own head losing to your demons of inadequacy and depression.

>>84889208
Assuming you're not lying (you are), you have excess meat. Low chance of using it all for most women, and would need to hold back considerably in order to be pleasurable for women. Thrusting with wild abandon isn't in the cards for you, unless you want to irritate your partner.

Sorry.

>>84889252
Sounds nice to me...

>>84889016
Ruffians of all sizes are good! FUWAMOCO doesn't discriminate!

>>84889013
>picrel
>>84889208
yes you'd likely kill Mococo but the sex would be very good (they're not that short they could likely handle it)

>>84889333
So wait. Having a big dick is a disadvantage? Nta
Also, I wonder what FUWAMOCO thinks about cocks on eroges.

>>84889333
I have heard a story, can't remember where, of a guy who actually did cervix penetration and they had to go to the hospital right after.

>>84889412
Don't forget this is self reported

one more week until my birthday... I've been saving up and finally will get to hear them say my name

>>84889412
WTF? The averages are a LOT smaller than I imagined...

>>84889497
I wouldn't call it a disadvantage, but the G-spot (what women actually want you to hit) is 2-4 inches inside. Huge cocks, or even average ones are mostly for show. Keep in mind that women and fags are size queens regardless, and still won't give you respect even if you make them cum.

t. sex haver

>>84889499
Nta but hitting the cervix sucks. It hurts your dick and it’ll put your partner out of commission for the night if you hit her hard enough. Sure some might enjoy a little pressure but a full of dick being baked into it and it’s game over. Trust me.

>>84889603
Congrats ruffian I hope you have your first SC all sorted out and you don't end up getting screwed by the character limits.

>>84889642
non sex haver here. isnt it more important that you have good girth than length?

>>84889497
Moko-chan
>veins
>screams
Fluffy-chan
>ehehe oh my gosh! so silly~

>>84889099
Newissa really is a great genmate. Advent really are either genuinely perfect for each other or they're fantastic actors.

I'm getting caught up on the second day of the BD watchalong and listening to them loose their shit and going MOGU MOGU at full blast is pretty great.

>>84889725
Just wrap your balls and scrotum around your shaft, sorts the girth problem right out.

>>84889560
I want to mindbreak this cutie with my above average cock.

Micropenis bros win again

>>84889631
Being brought down by SEA. Though I find it funny that Ireland and the UK is in the East Asian crowd. Maybe I'll go retire there instead

I want to completely tear Moco-chan apart with my average cock. I don't know what you do to comfort her after she's torn and bloody inside though. Do I wipe it out or give medicine or something? I don't want her to hurt afterwards

>>84889859
Who needs a big dick when you’ve got the British Empire.

>>84889752
SEX WITH FUWAMOCO!!

>>84889603
This has to be a joke post, right?

>>84889099
That's what Marine did during their collab, aren't you mixing up stories?
It was a reward for winning:
https://youtu.be/FLL7e1-RPGo?t=6185

>>84889786
KEK
>>84889642
unkek...

>>84889725
I don't know, I'm not statistically unusual (I assume) so no woman has ever commented. Ask a femruffian what she thinks, if you're okay with hearing about the men she fucked in the past. Regardless, just fingerblast the bitch so she cums and doesn't resent you, then fuck her so you can cum yourself is my recommendation. Cunnilingus is for perverts, female hygiene often isn't as good as they think.

If you have any other questions feel free to ask.

>>84889942
anon... that's her hymen...

>>84889953
Why would someone joke about that? I am a poor burger wageslave. $50 is a lot to spare but I can almost manage after saving up a dollar a week

>>84889953
I guess it is but oh well if it isn't he better mindful of the character limits on youtube because having to rewrite an SC on the fly because you can fit 2 words is a bitch.

>>84890007
Baused, thank you ruffian!

>>84889954
No, Nerissa is streaming now and cleaning her room.

>>84890077
It is 250 right? I pretyped it in their stream last night to test it out because I didn't know another way. I couldn't use emotes because those take so many characters

Hey Ruffians, Day 18 of fumbling me way through 日本語!
6 new cards as usual, not many cards to upkeep today so I did a few core2.3k cards and remembered that all you get is the Kanji with no context on the front side, which really made remembering what the meaning/ reading is harder than it needs to be. these other decks that show you a sentence with the target word highlighted is much better for memorization.
That's all for now
FUWAMOCO LOVE, BAUBAU!!!

>>84890076
Just use a brazil vpn

>>84890140
Huh, weird that the same thing happened twice. Thanks.

>>84890077
Anon...
>Can't afford $50
>Saved up over an unspecified amount of time, probably longer than a month, to be able to afford it
>Sending the money you saved to anime girls for them to read your name and say happy birthday so you can feel good for five seconds.
>A month or more of saving gone in 60 seconds.
I think the only more depressing thing I've seen was a guy at the local ihop who was alone but had the wait staff come over and sing him happy birthday.

>>84890262
Marine's thing was planned from the start, whoever won would get that gift. The Fuwawa thing was more spur of the moment, Nerissa and Fuwawa were just fucking around I think.

>>84890285
I have normal savings and expenses too this was just the equivalent of setting aside change from the store each month. And after a year of enjoying them for free I feel like it is the least I can do even if it's just this once. Maybe I'm hyping it up too much

>>84890285
I don't think you have a working soul desu

>>84890007
>Cunnilingus is for perverts
Yeah, me.

I love her but I don't think I could ever put my tongue inside Mococo's ass that's just gross

>>84890501
Cause you're not having sex. Human beings release all mental barriers during sex, it's an evolutionary thing.

>>84890432
I do, I feel bad for the guy and wish he wouldn't spend his money that he saved up on paying a woman to say 'happy birthday' to him.
>>84890434
I mean that's a lot better. The way you were wording it, it sounded like you had a tiny fun budget and the majority of it was going to getting a happy birthday.

>>84890466
kek baused peko

>>84890143
I think it's 200 for a pink and 250 for AKA been a while since I sent anything.
But if you've tested it prior it should be fine. And yes emotes shouldn't eat up as many characters as they do but whatever.
>>84890285
Listen let the man enjoy something. If he wants to send it on his bday then why not?

>>84887466
An AI wouldn't be able to copy FWMC's voice, so we are safe from antis or cucks doing this with them.
FWMC are almost completely immune to yabs. They are perfect.

>>84890543
I think you're just a degenerate

>>84890621
How can you say you love a girl if you won't even tongue her asshole?

>>84890547
>wish he wouldn't spend his money that he saved up on paying a woman to say 'happy birthday' to him
It's worth it to some people

>>84890501
She would definitely put her tongue in your ass if Fuwawa was hogging your mouth and your cock.

>>84890434
Get your song, brother, hope you enjoy their response to whatever you're planning on saying.

>>84887466
why would they make this cuck shit. hang all cucks

>>84890501
Nah >>84890543 is right in the heat of the moment you might even want her to piss on you

>>84890803
>It's worth it to some people
This is true for me, spending 50 bucks once in awhile and hearing them read my stupid little message feels nice.

>>84887466
Sorry to burst your buttons thinking you can steal Rissa from us Ruffians, but we're a diverse bunch, and some of us have....interesting tastes. And our fembirds are cute, haha. Thanks for the support though, Advent strong and all that. Your oshis are cute.

I think having a vtuber sing you happy birthday is some maximum cringe shit, like actually sad especially if you’re a grown ass man in his 30-40s. It’s like going to chuck e cheese and having the mascots sing you happy birthday as an adult

>>84890501
A kiss is enough

>>84891268
I mean, watching a vtuber is cringe anyway, so why not go the whole way

>>84891268
sucks you can't feel the same joy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ltwIC3oTBg
Even a fully animated Suzy MV isn't immune to flopping, youtube is ruthless...

>>84891268
Are you saying only kids should enjoy vtubers singing happy birthday to them?

RUFFIAN MENTION ON SHIORIN

>>84891268
Wow you must be a real joy to be around

>>84891268
Same which is why whenever they get ready to sing it, I mute

>>84891356
MGO stuff always goes lower than Suisei stuff.

>>84891268
you can buy so many computer parts for 500usd

>>84891404
It just makes you look really, REALLY lonely as if you have NO ONE in your life to sing you happy birthday so you turn to fucking vtubers to fill in that hole

>>84891268
Watching vtubers is inherently cringe if you're worried about that then you've made a wrong turn somewhere

>>84891539
What does metal gear online have to do with anything?

Shiori is beating up Ruffians

>>84891205
I'll have sex with all Advent members while still remaining loyal to FWMC and you can't stop me

>>84891597
Not really comparable at all with how mainstream vtubers have gotten as of late
But if you're turning to vtubers and calling them "wives" and actually falling in love with them and making them the highlight of your day, it's time for some reevaluation

>>84891615
Lemme know if she's gonna suck my dick

Nerissa is so white she believes in witchcraft and has candles for witchcraft. She has a black candle and a yellow candle. During her audition for Hololive she kept the yellow candle on her desk the whole time. She also called her older sister over and they burned barley, sage, and some herbs and mashed them with a mortar and pestle and said her hopes and dreams for the audition. Nerissa unironically thinks witchcraft helped her get into Hololive and I wonder if FUWAMOCO know about this.

>>84891587
I think it's more pathetic to still have people IRL singing you happy birthday past your early 20s outside of milestones.

>>84891692
The normalfags will never see you as one of them, stop trying, you're a loser too.

>>84891356
kek BAUSED

>>84891731
If that's actually true then that's pretty neat.

>>84891820
Literally how? Those are people you ACTUALLY know and who ACTUALLY know you personally

>>84891692
excuse you they are my princess wife sweetnesses

>>84891587
I mean what if I don't care about what others think of me. It's fine to be a little selfish every now and then especially for a special occasion.

>>84891692
I honestly could not care less about ehat some normie thinks of my hobbies

>>84891731
Why is it when women act schizo and invent patterns out of thin air it's "cute" and "quirky" but when men do it they "need to get locked up"?

>>84891869
KEKAROO you're a spoiled manchild making your elderly parents and grown ass siblings sing you happy birthday and celebrate your special day in your late 30s

>>84891869
Grow up, fatso, birthdays are not special, do you really need the people in your life to stop their day to tell you how special you are for being alive? PFFFFFTTTTTTT
PATHETIC
ANON BABY
GROW UP
literally cringe omg frfr

If you're still under 30 I can see caring what other people think but above 30 it's cringe. Since you're below 30 you should care that I think caring what other people think is cringe. So stop caring.

>>84891946
I still fail to see how that's more pathetic than wanting vtubers to brighten your day as a grow man

>>84891610
kek
>>84891820
What about your kids anon?

>>84891268
Based. They’re all mentally ill and need help, keky.

>>84891947
is she a homo collaber?

>>84892000
If there is anyone /here/ that has kids I pray they are taken away as soon as possible

>>84891731
>don't even like saying the Lord's name in vain
They'd burn her alive.

>>84891731
burn the witch

>>84891947
because that's hot as fuck and she needs some cock to set her straight

I'm watching Shiori's Wukong stream

>>84891587
>as if you have NO ONE in your life to sing you happy birthday so you turn to fucking vtubers to fill in that hole
Yes.
Gigachad.png

why aren't FUWAMOCO playing Wukong like the rest of Advent?

>>84892043
>Implying FUWAMOCO don't have ancient Japanese rituals for luck and love and similar
Anon what do you think New Years, Tanabata, shrines, and lucky meals and stuff are for?

>>84891966
ROCK SOLID OJISAN LOGIC
BAUSED

>>84892043
>>84892051
Why would you burn a witch?

>>84892103
They think it's a new installment of DKC so they need to finish DKC2 first

>>84892112
Superior japanese gods folded over 1000 times. Witches are a perversion of Lord's creation.

>>84892103
They don't play FOTM slop and if and when they actually do it's not until everyone else has already played it and no one cares about it anymore

>>84892186
s-sugoi...

>>84892103
Because they aren't good at videogames, he said affectionately.

>>84892139
to cleanse these foul streets

>>84892196
>Hang this strip of paper from a tree
>Write on this piece of wood and put it on this board
>Throw coins at this box and swing this rope and clap
>Eat this limited time item and you'll do good on your tests
>Confess your love beneath this tree and it'll last forever
At least burning stuff gives off nice aromatics.

Hello ruffians, I seek to inquire of your femruffians

>>84892103
they HATE FOTM and only play FOTM after the month has passed

>>84892379
Nerissa is streaming right now with her sister.

>>84892379
We don't have any of those here

>>84892032
Most healthy marriages have kids around the 30s-40s, I don't think it's a problem for men around that age to want kids.

>>84892379
our most recent femruffian posted sex countdown vocal clips before she was bullied to deleting her account for posting a clip of one of their live streams after numerous paypig ruffians dmed her. The one before her was a menhera Japanese who overspent to the point she had to work multiple jobs and is currently being destroyed by the Japanese wage machine

>>84892379
i don't believe we have any of those, but we do have a baeschizo. feel free to take him.

>>84892186
kek I need to rape these dogs
>>84892379
all our femruffians left us because of cocks were too big for them

I am maybe forgetting stuff but. Has FUWAMOCO ever muted when they get super emotional and stuff?

>everyone else in ADVENT streaming
>FUWAMOCO taking another day off with nothing to show for it
is this the new normal as a Ruffian? I don't like it

>>84892509
Why are you treating me like I'm some sort of object or a property /baubau/ owns?

>>84892357
why'd she pull her lower eyelids down?

i just farted

>>84892634
Unfortunately, yes. The recordings are appearances in 3D lives which probably take a week+ for each one just to practice and that's maybe being optimistic. Everyone will want them to appear because it's two talents for the price of one scheduling slot. I think that once they burn out the streams they are cramming in will be the first to drop because they won't ever want to disappoint their senpai

>>84892564
they used to do that a lot

>>84892357
Fuwawa's kimono is pure sex

>>84892652
I mean... you're our pet

>>84892652
Bae is a whore who everyone owns.

>>84892839
What about Mococo's kimono, haeh?

>>84892232
>>84892397
God damnit this is so true

>>84892357
You know, certain people keep pushing for de-sexing anime and vidya characters, and making very plain or even ugly vidya characters. Since it's like, bad for women or something, idk.
But somehow female cosplayers always seem to gravitate towards the hot characters in sexy costumes. Hmm, probably a coincidence.

>>84892958
It's very cute.

>>84893008
The people pushing for that are not women

>>84892980
Are they...hipsters?

cumming

>>84892103
Mane-chan asked if we wanted them to and thankfully everyone said no
>>84000837

They should play Hitman again.

>>84892944

Would you be OK if all of the recordings they're doing are 5 minute appearances in other 3D lives?

>>84892232
It kinda lines up with the same reason they only play a game once a month, even if it's a long running game. Their time is filled with FWMC Morning, SC reading streams, one off horror games or Holo slop, or afterparty streams (SC reading streams in disguise). If they tried to play any FOTM game, they'd play it once for 2-4 hours and then we wouldn't see it before every other Holo beat it.

>>84893106
Wouldn't that be like the opposite of hipster since they're late to the trend

>>84893245
Why is a rat being fed a carrot?

Manechan, bring back Resident Evil.

>>84893137
>>84000952
Baused ngl

Shiori just said she loves saying the name of the ruffians

>>84893263
Better than voicepacks but they are still doing those too.

>>84893263
If they appear in every live from now on, yes

>>84893311
What slot would it take every month? DKC2, Sakura Wars, RnR's?

we're having sex with shiori today

>>84893396
I already came to her once I can't do it again in the same 24h period or it becomes cheating

>>84893263
Yes, because they'd be really happy doing these and honored to be invited. I like seeing them happy.
It's a big Hololive tradition and milestone to be invited to 3D lives, and it's another thing that makes it feel real to them. Definitely another dream come true.

>>84893263
No, but what am I gonna do about it even if it is.

>>84893263
I hadn't even considered it but you are probably right because the rest of Advent aren't busy. I'm a bit mixed because it's a dream of theirs to be in as many 3D lives as possible but it really takes them away from us even more which sucks. And for content that isn't even on their channel either so the 1M sub goal looks more and more delayed

>>84893396
I think Advent should have an event where they all mix up and stream on each other's channels individually

>>84893763
I think Nerissa should give me a titjob while Shiori pats my head and tells me everything is going to be OK

>>84893763
You mean what Council did for their April fools? I still remember Sana as Fauna doing 'ASMR' and just chomping open mouthed on chips and slugging down a soda right next to the mic. It got got me rolling.

>>84893364
JP streams

>>84893875
So you want to see them play the game for 2-4 hours once every other month instead?

>>84893263
thats a good way to spend time

>>84893263
way better than region locked bullshit like theme park voice lines. I even prefer 3D appearances over yet another shitty voice pack

>>84893263
Yes, that would make all their time spent practicing and sacrifices worth it.

>>84893725
They're still streaming 5 times this week plus FWMC Morning, though. That's a really good ammount for being as busy as they are. Biboo has 6, two being collabs. One stream less than Biboo for a dream of theirs is a really low price.

What does Mococo have to say on the JQ?

>Fate Stay Fridays
Haha yeah totally. Remember when people were here acting like they'd ever actually be able to commit to a single game weekly that wasn't something like ENReco or Ark group play?

>>84893263
If it's for JP girls then I could not care less and would rather have voice packs

>>84894325
shit you're right it's going to be all in Japanese and I won't even get to understand it unless it's music

>>84893263
Is that for just the song or does that include having them do a MC as well for the time and practice that is being put into those 5 or so minutes and is it for HoloEN or HoloJP? Cool if they want to do it, that was a goal of theirs they wanted to achieve to appear on many as possible. But they ought to focus on themselves first with their channel. Hell, they already stretch it enough with all the homework they take in.

>>84894381
It will be more dancing than it will be MCing if that makes you feel better.

>>84894325
Same.

ehehe~

>>84893725
They won't hit 1m in 6 months if that happens. The growth from 800 to 900k was largely done through the shorts meta and that seems to be dead.

>>84894719
I really hope for their own dignity the SC reading on Friday isn't #shorts. That cheat code is dead, they killed their chance and momentum and it is clearly inferior to a normal stream. If it still is vertical they are completely out of touch

>>84894926
>Out of touch
When haven't they been haha
It's charming and kinda irritating sometimes.

I want them to be like Koyori or Watame where they do idol stuff and still stream a lot.

>>84895095
their health is already too bad and they just aren't cut out for that. Be grateful that people like Koyori exist that are built different because FUWAMOCO aren't ever gonna be that so having that hope will only lead to disappointment. They will do the best they can

>>84895255
They could give up voice packs, not even all just some.

I am clinging to the hope they are recording holodogs 3D segments now while they all still have what remains of their health. Time is precious the clock is ticking

>>84895255
nta, but Koyori is 1 person and they're 2 no?

>>84894989
I've been looking at their titles and thumbnails one of these days, and it's kind of endearing how bad they're at using those to drive clicks kek

>In My Feelings is the breakup song of the EP
>perhaps it was written towards the jailbirds???
what did Mococo mean by this?

>>84895538
When did she say that

So what's the RnR this week? Did they allude at all to it?

I SAW ALL OF YOU GETTING KISSRAPED BY SHIORI

>>84895622
All gorilla songs

Shiori just kissed me and called me cute...

>>84894651
rabu rabu fuwawa

>>84895620
https://youtu.be/mhXx1WvFVgQ?t=602

I WAS KISSRAPED BY SHIORI AGAIN

>>84895622
Fuwawa said "it's still summer!" when talking about it, so summer songs, maybe? They also had a bit of a talk about which anime songs count as summer songs a while ago during supa reading, maybe they were collecting suggestions then.

>>84895712
This just proves I cannot retain anything they say

>>84895785
I remember that talk, but it was what, 3 or 4 weeks ago at this point?

>>84895786
You need to eat more meat.

>>84895538
>what did Mococo mean by this?
Nothing, she wasn't thinking. Just jamming.

>>84895538
This song is too dancable to be sad

>>84895863
Don't tempt me

>>84896053

I haven't watched FWMC Morning in months

>>84896133
looks like a diaper

>>84896190
nor have I

>>84896190
That's only like 10 episodes

>>84896190
I've only started skipping it for a few weeks and I don't really feel like I've missed anything. If anyone else is starting to feel burn out I think it's a good idea to start with skipping it for a bit and enjoying their normal streams when you can

>>84895707
DAISUKI FUWAWA

>>84896190
Not since the Japan move for me.

>>84896190
Wow, I took a look to see how many I hadn't watched, and I was surprised to find that I watched basically VoDs only of them all the way up to episode 80, it got spotty, and then I just completely stopped after ep 100.

>>84896283
This week there are 2 days when FWMC is their only normal stream.

>>84896190
I really wish they would make it once a week

>>84896464
in my timezone there are two days where they don't even stream

>>84896241
kek

I think that Shiori kissraping wuffians should go on #fwmcscoop or whatever the tag for news is

>>84896634
is it still rape if I'm starting to enjoy it?

I'm at 12 gb of FWMC now. What do I do with it?

>>84896634
>#fwmcscoop
Do they even remember that exists?

>>84896534
but then it would be FWMC Weekly

>>84896674
Literal NTR plot.

>>84896308
FUWAWA! I just want her happy and giggling.

>>84896773
They brought it up today

Fuwawa mention on Biboo's stream: She pointed at an item on her screen but didn't touch it like Fuwawa does

>>84896802
Went right over me. I thought they only talked about #help for the asset thing.

I WANT TO WATCH MONKEY GAME BUT I DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED! Life is hard

girls I know you are busy but if you claim to miss us more you can spare a minute in the taxi to like our posts

>>84896792
kek

>>84896999
Are you gonna play it or something? If you're talking about FWMC playing it, you're barking up the wrong tree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVy4CT1P_cI

Good morning, Jakarta.

>>84897087
I want her to grind her butt on me until u explode

>>84897129
Better turn on the radio or you'll miss the drop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZPH6pu08w

>>84897083
I will play it, but at the very least I need to finish Clannad that I started months ago and only play like 2 hours a week

>>84896190
i'm on a 20 episode not watching streak

>>84897293
You saying that reminded me I just downloaded Utawarerumono, I should get on that.

I'm feeling a garbage post today

Kinda funny that they did streams for members every month from debut till December and then started doing 2 every 2 months, and now it's down to 1 every 2 months.

>>84897611
So can we extrapolate a formula from this or what