/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>84699532
PLEASE stick with this narrative because it has the most sense of retardation to it and the world must know about you
not like you can backpedal on this now though

>>84699532
By me, btw.

>>84699532
It's funny how even the most retarded rrats include all these random numbers. Numbermonkeys are truly a plague.

>>84699749
tell 'em dad.
I'm the baby btw.
wanted to slide back in if you know what I mean

>>84699749
I wrote this post

>>84700805
Huh? Wat u mean?

If this were a Phase bait thread, it would have been pruned by now.

>>84699532
Wasn't January of 2023 when Vesper had his Tokyo breakdown arc?

The plot thickens!

>>84701472
Gura wanted some that old man cock in exchange for the factorio codes.

>>84701397
Why would anyone take this garbage seriously or be angry about it?

>>84701397
If you weren't a mindbroken, terminally-online tribalfaggot, you could have been Gura's baby daddy.

>>84701636
i dont know

>>84699749
Hi vesper!

>>84699532
>>2023 Aug 1, Mori commented on some whiskey next to merch of Gura, saying to keep it away from Gura implying that Gura is abstaining from alcohol:
Actually because Gura is a violent drunk. you know that rager mori's sister threw, that there's rrats something bad happened to Gura because of? It's actually the other way around. Gura got super drunk, and gangraped all the guests. Mori knows that the next time Gura gets drinkies, she's nest.

>>84699532
ogey

>>84699532
I wrote this post almost a year ago

>>84699532
skippa

>>84699749
Fuck off Vesper.

>>84699749
How did it feel?

>>84699532
hrrrrrmmmmm

>>84699532
Put me in the screenshot for when this inevitably comes out as the TRUTH

>>84699532
My brain physically cannot process the fact that Gura is a mid to late 20s adult mother

She even named her stream "Daughter raising simulator"..

bros.. its making sense..

This is actually very plausible

>>84699532
>baby" book of The Hobbit, emphasizing "baby"
It's the pocket edition of the Hobbit, it's small in stature (hence baby) but it's still the Hobbit and not meant for actual babies.

>>84714055
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QNJvke9ceKw

>>84714133
That's actually super cool I totally get why she's obsessed with it. Gonna write that one down as a gift idea.

>>84714133
Shhhh stop poking holes in their rrats

>>84699824
seethe

>>84701472
vesper is a fag, Flyon makes him hard not uoh girlies.

>>84699749
I made this post

>>84699532
Wow, can't believe she actually said "pass down the lineage". I wonder what would happen if a unicorn-friendly JP member said that on stream.

>>84699749
You wrote this?
...
I wrote this.

>>84699532
yeah okay I will believe this and parrot it

Jannies on vacation? Noting happens to the doxx in ggg nowadays either

Gura admitted to not having showered for over 1 week, all the mold in her kitchen, getting attacked by wasps and other insects, only vacuum where she walks in the room & hallway; not the entire room, had her egg-cooker in the bathroom instead of kitchen, burns shit in the owen all the time, makes shitty vegan meatballs in airfryer because she is afraid that she wont cook the meat properly, poor diet that consists of 50-60% of cookies and candy, left her wet washed clothes on the floor for so long that they started to smell funky so she had to rewash them. 494793 billion other incidents.

Yeah, she totally had a kid

>>84699532
and that baby? me

>>84722448
>owen
ESL
Post discarded

>>84699532
But that's my cute shark wife?

That's my girl

>>84699532
>Mori commented on some whiskey next to merch of Gura, saying to keep it away from Gura implying that Gura is abstaining from alcohol:
That's just because she's an alcoholic, not because she's pregnant.

Anon still spamming images that everyone has already seen a billion times as it is some kind of gotcha

>>84699532
Holo antis sure are schizos

>>84699749
You seem like a pretty chill guy, Barb. I ain’t even mad.

>>84738055
>Holo antis
We're all happy that Gura has finally reached motherhood

>>84699749
that makes sense

>>84730057
This

>Mori commented on some whiskey next to merch of Gura, saying to keep it away from Gura implying that Gura is abstaining from alcohol:

Why would Mori need to police this, if she were pregnant, it's not like she would dive face first into liquor.

>>84699532
chumbuds will find a way to excuse this behavior as well

>>84699749
yeah me

>>84699532
I love these kinds of rrats. You're completely wrong but you're putting in the work and I can respect that.

>>84759795
I dont

I honestly believe this rrat and will peddle it from now on. Thank you OP.

it's so confusing that the thread is still here. just why? who manually approved the thread by manually clicking a button to intentionally approve this specific thread? someone manually approved this specific thread by a manual mouse operation specific to this exact thread.

>>84766764
maybe nobody can ever explain it

>>84766956
maybe it's on purpose for a malicious reason

>>84767009
definitely its malicious on purpose because of a mentally ill janny that hates the whole board and approved the whole thread on purpose to hurt the whole board

>>84699532
Well I have Gigi now, so I don't need Gura anymore. She can go off and play mom on her own for all I care, I found my new oshi.

>>84767123
this is the mentally ill janny posting

the jannys are mentally ill according to the diagnostic and statistic manual. in a healthy and normal society the jannys will go into a gas chamber and die

carbon monoxide and cyanide. the janny is going into a gas chamber. the janny is going into a mass grave like a cockroach

i know the numberjanny's home address. i am coming wiht a gun and killing the numberjanny

the dead numberjanny's lifeless waste. the numberjanny with a bullet in its head. its a cockroach vermin and not a person. the numberjanny is a dead thing

the bullet in the number janny's head

the dead number janny with its skin peeled off

calling the number jannys mom to tell her i killed it

i know her phone numebr number janny. im calling her after ur dead

the dead numberjanny

chumbuds trying to get a thread deleted by calling for janny's death fuckin kek

>>84699532
I thought this would be interesting

>>84699532
>rarely streams
>still rent free
>still making faggots seethe
>still making millions
Why is the shork so strong?

someone mentioned barbs, that's why chumkek is having a melty
chumbuds know that this thread is a joke but there's kernel of truth in it.
>>84767909
numbermonkey janny is on your side 98% of the time chumkek, you better be polite

>>84699532
oh, we are talking about real life stuff? Surely my post won't be deleted under 5 minutes when I will talk about SEA favourite Plappa when yours stays up for more than 20 hours now
>acts like a prude autistic virgin but is an unironic furry living with her groomer boyfriend for 10 years now
>fucked texan moustache youtuber guy

>>84699532
based

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>>84767909
You sound upset cuckbud

>>84699532
She really hates us at this point. It wouldn't surprise me if it was all true. She never tells us anything about herself or what she does off-stream anymore.
And her merch for her anniversary in 2023 was basically a baby version of herself. It feels like a sick joke. And then she avoided us for 5 months from August to January and never told us why. The way she suddenly stopped streaming August 18th, 2023 was so strange and she seemed exhausted and sick during every collab she showed up for during those months. And she never talked to us.

>>84699532
I wish she still cared. She couldn't wait to leave the collab yesterday fast enough. She really wanted to make it obvious that she didn't want to be there.

>>84699532
I think late September to October. It would have been after her new outfit and anniversary stream in early September and before the halloween collab at the end of October.

Also, you forgot the time on July 27, 2023 that Gura randomly asked Ame if she's ever lactated before, seemingly not knowing that mostly only happens to pregnant women.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_z85IIrIAQQ

Why are chumcucks upset? They regularly speculate on how she's doing irl and the things they'd do to her irl. It's okay as long as it's not negative aboit your oshi, huh?

>>84779445
This reminds me of when they'd argue about whether or not she wore a diaper over in /ggg/

>>84699532
I'm pretty sure she's just a recovering alcoholic

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>>84699532
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>>84779445
Phaseyab deflection thread

>>84782154
My bad

>>84699532
Ogey

hey

>>84699532
I belive this now and will repeat it. Never watched her btw.

>>84772515
proof?

>>84699532
OP needs meds but I wouldn't be surprised if this rrat ends up being the truth

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>>84705431
>Gura said 'I'll show you a rager' and smashed a bottle over a guest's head

>>84772163
>still making millions
>because I pay her to not stream
Why indeed.

So, is OP gonna actually drop some irrefutable proof to his claims. Been waiting for 4 years since people self proclaimed to be in the know said they'd drop their scandalous evidence.

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>>84792480
>Been waiting for 4 years
Anon, this rrat is about events in 2023.

>>84795092
The cuckposting shit has been going on for way longer. This is just another addition to the same old bullshit that's been said a million times with no one posting shit except useless conjecture. Even on nyfco where this faggy OP had free reign he posted nothing substantial.