/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>84669986
Hey... Where's the rest of my pizza?

>>84670049
SNIFFFFF

Hello fellow chumbuds. I too love this shark

It's going to be a nice weekend.

>>84670066
Where's the rest of my tip first, bub?

>>84670270
welcome brother

>>84666996
Unironic.

You WILL just let him samefag this time, chumbies.

>>84670747
Urge to reply... Increasing!!!

baito

>>84670747
retard

>>84670808
Don't you dare

>>84670808
You shall not!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I wanna marry Gura and raise kids with her in a log cabin where she'll be my trad wife

>>84670877
>>84670956
Okay...

>>84671049
you're too late

>>84671315
The amish are living that dream right now

>>84671049
Same desu and I will.

>>84670454
I'll give you a special tip hehehe...

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>84671405
I don't think it's the Amish that's with her tonight.

>>84671626
Cozy

>>84671706
No. That's why she didn't stream.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>84671706
ye

He has nothing left but bitter bait posts with no substance. We have reduced this low IQ cuckposter to dust.

shark tomorrow. goob night

Is Gura a popular hagg mortal?

>>84672330
Goob night

MY wife

Day 3! Give it up for Day 3!

goobnight goobers

>>84671706
>*Le touchõ*

>>84673063
sleep well gamer

Hopefully she is getting fat, again

Cuddling with Gura sorry chumbies

>>84671706
There is a reason she cancelled her stream today. Open your eyes and see the truth for yourselves!

>>84671049
I read the last part as rad wife

I love my cute and weird wife.

>>84673796
She is pretty rad

I will sexually bully everyone's wife T u T

>>84672300
Three days of nothing with no excuse. Keep coping.

>>84673718
I hope she is having fun on her date with reviewbrah

>>84674074

>>84674074
I will sexually bully this poster

I don't wanna sex Gura because i am worried that her dick is bigger than mine

>>84674736
cripple schizo is lucky he lost all feeling below is waist

>>84674736
The STDs aren't the part that bothers you?

>>84671626
That's very pretty, man I love great backgrounds.

Gura has never claimed to be anything but a whore. One of the reasons she's so depressed is because she knows she doesn't live up to anyone's expectations.

>>84674426
that's me rn

>>84675203
>she knows she doesn't live up to anyone's expectations.
https://youtu.be/9ppEnfhba7U?t=40
Yeeeeeeah, try another angle, bud

What da chumbies doin upon this midnight dreary?

So uh, you're still going? Why not just come back tomorrow? Most people are either asleep or are going to sleep soon. You'll get more reactions later maybe if everyone isn't already bored.

>>84675683
Its probably a bot

>>84675586
I might watch some random Youtube videos or watch anime then go to bed.

>>84675441
That's cope. Eventually you realize you can't live for only yourself. It's even in the lyrics of a song that gets quoted here all the time.

>I know, I know I've let you down
>I've been a fool to myself
>I thought that I could live for no one else
>But now, through all the hurt and pain
>It's time for me to respect
>The ones you love mean more than anything

>>84675683
I mindbroke him with facts and logic earlier and he's been posting bitterly ever since.

Has GuPbud started Girls und Panzer yet?

>>84675868
You didn't break anything.
Gura is still my oshi and I still wish she was gone.

>>84675586
I'm playing Halo

>>84675868
Chumbie why does he know you're talking about him?

>>84675811
I hope so, it'd be a lot less sad.

>>84676032
I hope so too chumbie

>>84675586
watched a vod and readin before bed
>>84676032
unfortunately it's not. he's been doing this since 2021 because chumbuds are one of the fanbases he hates. he's a mod too

>>84675586
I've been playing zomboid. This is my longest living character so far.

>>84675586
I’m almost through Elden Ring DLC

Why are you gays always here? Whenever i take a peek here you are always here, why?

>>84675586
I'm going through a bunch of old Gura karaokes to hunt for good covers

>>84676486
eh?

I FART WITH MY BUTT, get on my level, tards

Almost 4 years later and this still makes me incredible sad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aByfahvXLB4

What are the odds she was just being a bit over the top for the bit? Like seriously, 3-4 dinners out of 1 burger? That's, that's.......that's well, that's :(

I don't know how any of you can still believe a word she says or are able to support her with ease of mind. She makes no effort to reassure her fans that she cares or that she's alone.

>>84676826
That's me she's surfing on!

>>84676826
Holy shit look at me go

>>84676826
Based

>>84675586
I am playing civ6

>>84676920
High.

>>84676927
>alone
Shouldn't reply to schizos but i really hope that she isn't alone in life, that sucks, why would any of her fans or even "fans" actively wish such a diabolical faith onto someone that they supposedly likes?

>>84676920
She was only eating kit kats near debut because she was anxious

>>84676826
Goofy lookin' Gura

>>84677117
I think its the eyebrows

>>84677054
it's fine she has me keeping her company

>>84677054
It's good to not want her to be alone, but if you hope she has a bf or something, then you're a cuck.

Gura is not a whore!! She's cute!!

>>84677172
it's because the head isn't wide enough

>>84677117
Doesn't look like her at all.

>>84676920
She's definitely not that bad now. But she still eats small portions and eats few meals on a typical day-to-day. She's not starving herself at least.

Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.

>>84677117
>gura when she tried mascara and her mom caught her

>>84677187

>>84675586
Playing sifu

Of course she's not ALONE alone. Does her loving family she occasionally talks about fondly not exist and are just made up in her head now? She has people looking out for her.

If Gura's lonely, she should get a dog.

>>84677471
Stop trying to bait him chumbie. I don't want to hide your wholesome post

>>84677471
She said she hadn't seen her family in a long, long time before her camping break. But of course that contradicts what she's told us in the past.
A lot of things she tells us don't really make sense. Almost like she lies about a lot of it and is too dumb to keep track.

>>84677511
Sorry, that was kind of foolish of me. Maybe I'm just getting eepy.
Have a george.

>>84677729
Thanks chumbie

I just want to reiterate that I wanna marry Gura and raise kids with her in a log cabin where she'll be my trad wife

>>84677683
>Almost like she lies about a lot of it and is too dumb to keep track.
The funniest time was that one time she delayed the stream a bit because her "mother" had to drive her to the drugstore because her allergies was acting up, then a week later or so she said she was sad that she had not seen any of her family in like forever, very kino ;:D <3

>>84677821
And I'll reiterate that you're already too late.

>>84677821
This but it doesn't have to be a log cabin and she's both my trad and my tard wife

>>84677821
Goob is already my sharkdaughterwife

>>84677874
It's why she doesn't tell us stuff like that anymore. She thinks her fans are way smarter than her and she's worried that she's going to let small details slip.

>>84677874
This never happened fyi. I keep notes on what she says.
>>84677683
You're just being schizo and not understanding humans because you never interact with anyone.

They practically admit to not watching streams.

>>84678000
You're wrong, but whatever. I won't ever love her again.

>>84677683
faggot antis have lost all their credibility since they said she lied about the crazy taxi perms being separated from the perms for JP, they have never persuaded me of anything since.

>>84678095
Post proof then.

Ah right it's also the loop where they pretend that "family" can only include mom and dad.

>>84677874
Another time she said she had played Mario Kart so much that when she rode in a car earlier that day she said she pictured a slide every corner etc etc etc, then a chatter asked "Who drove?", then she splerged out in an annoyed voice "whats innit to you, huh?" :D

So to summarize: just get a fucking driving license Gura

>>84678000
>This never happened fyi. I keep notes on what she says.
You must be retarded then if you can't even keep track of when she said she had to delay the stream because her allergies was acting up...useless bud

These cuckposters are extra retarded tonight.

>>84678340
sleep tight buddy

>>84677821
this, except that I have a 3 story house in the foresty mountains

Actual doxx schizo here. Gura is in Sarasota alone near her parents home. They spent the summer at their other home in Nantucket with some other family. Gura met them there later on, probably because she was recording for BD. Her parents had been there for most of the summer already with her brother. Now give it a rest you amateurs.

The biggest red flag for me was when she was talking to Kiara during their 7 hr collab in minecraft and she said she never feels passionate about anything and can't feel like she's "into" anything the way other people can. I've known a bunch of people like that and they're all normalfags that ended up getting into drugs or having tons of casual sex because nothing interests them. Every last one.

>>84678340
Oyasame

The only reason this idiot thinks Gura is a liar is because she won't validate his cuck fanfic on stream. If the excuse has nothing to do with cucking, she's a liar. He's so lost in the sauce that there is no reasoning with him.

>baiting with a three year old minecraft stream
ramao

>>84678340
goobnighto

>>84678472

>>84677484
woof woof

She was giving dating advice: https://youtu.be/bAMEitysqk0?t=213
The "ooooh i'm really bad at this" broke my heart :( She is so sweet

That's enough now. Go to bed.

>>84677484
i can be that dog

>>84678682
She was still speaking as if she had experience and talked about not being able to eat in front of others.

>>84678494
The biggest red flag for me was when Kiara was telling people that she never gave hololive an ultimatum while being dead serious about it, and just like that, it stripped her of the only good quality that she ever had: honesty

Why are cuckposters so desperate tonight? Did someone else do a yab?

>>84678860
Apparently they are pretty active across the board today

>>84678770
>She was still speaking as if she had experience
Did we listen to the same vidya?
>and talked about not being able to eat in front of others
Yeah, because you only eat infront of others unless it's a date, wtf is this post even?

>>84678844
I don't really care about Kiara so your attempt to make me upset by insulting her is a wasted endeavor. I think she's a slut and I don't trust her at all, especially considering how much she travels and who she goes with.

>>84678953
Yes his posts are stupid, we know. You don't have to reply.

Gura lives alone. This fact gets reiterated every time she does a members stream and talks about her terrible eating habits, terrible hygiene and the alarming amount of insects that are always invading her kitchen. Lest we not forget about the fact that she suspected there was a growing wasp nest in her walls right before going on her camping trip?

If someone did live with her then they must be a masochist to tolerate a living situation like this.

That and also Ame once saying that Hololive is the only reason she can afford groceries. So she doesn't have the money to financially support anyone other than herself.

>>84678860
i know you don't believe me but
>>84676298

>>84679117
no one here takes him seriously after all his slip-ups, mask off moments, and terrible arguments. you don't have to argue seriously with him

I always feel lonely when it gets like this. Any chumbies on right now?

>>84679117
>That and also Ame once saying that Hololive is the only reason she can afford groceries.
Didn't say her money ONLY was enough to cover groceries, rags to riches expression
>So she doesn't have the money to financially support anyone other than herself
WTF is this logic? You expect that Ame would be a sugar-mama or something?

How long do you think Gura can last working in a normal 9 5 job? I hope at least 3 months.

>>84679308
howdy

>>84679117
I think you're correct that she lives alone, but it's because she's in an LDR. There is a lot of evidence of this, not the least of which is how her disappearances line up with her former mod, you know who. It always happens and her brother friended him on steam last year in August, but none of her other online friends. There's more but I'm not going to reveal everything I know. Overall there isn't any direct proof, but it's been years and nothing has debunked it at all.
Whatever. I'm done tonight. I hope she doesn't come back.

Fuck this, imma be heading of to make myself some pancakes, extra vanilla in the batter, then a ton of fig jam & nutella ontop. Have fun with the schizo chumbuds

>>84679425
See ya later chumbie, I should leave too. Maybe I'll make /cc/ in the meantime

>le secret knowledge of girl i HATE but won't share
>basis is over PL as if gura is the only one with a PL
epic dude

What an odd fellow that guy

>>84679530
You forgot rrat that got hard debunked already last year.

>>84679530
Now repeat this tactic for almost 4 years and you have our schizo in a nutshell. All duds and no bombs.

thank goodness i'm mentally well

>>84679308
I'm always up all night.

>>84679893
I think its scary that mentally unwell people exist

i love gura
goobnight

>>84679978
sleep well chumbie

>>84679756
>debunked

>>84680157
Yes

>>84680157
you shouldn't use a gura anti image that was deleted in another thread minutes ago, if you're trying to larp. lol

>>84680540
Just so you know, the person you think "debunked" it has another account among other things. They aren't together and they never were.

>>84680558
I like the one where gooba smacks the blocks down

>>84679005
I doesn't matter because I hate Kiara anyway

>>84680691
You realize we can search the archive by MD5 with 4chanX, right newfag? It wasn't deleted in a different thread and it isn't an anti image. tiredgura.jpg has been used for years, including for joke posts.
Why did you lie?

>>84680980
>the md5 has to match for it to be an anti image
can you stop living with anonymous people living in your head rent free?
>>84679741

>>84681067
Then it wasn't the same image, dumbass.

>>84681299
larp better next time

I really just wanted to see her commit to something for once. I just wanted to know it wasn't over.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>84681809

Wife tomorrow!

>>84682018
Double shark weekend

Aw yis it's raining out.

>>84681792
you should save the larp for after the weekend, dumbass. no one is going to buy it right now

https://d2z3u0bdyw6j8v.cloudfront.net/preview/13214/64325614/hololive_English_Back_to_School_Voice_Pack_Gawr_Gura.mp3

This is fucking adorable. How's the full thing to anyone who has it?

>>84682647
That cosplay is pretty good. It's not a tranny, is it?

>>84683111
No, but it's an OnlyFans whore. Still, it's easily the best Gura cosplay I've ever seen. She looks like how I'd imagine Gura would actually look if she was real.

>>84682647
Is it part of her contract that she has to eat something in every voice pack?

Why is are am every Gura cosplayer uggos?

>>84683710
why do you care about 3DPD's?

>>84683752
3D women are warmer than pngs, not that you will ever have to worry about that though

wowie, what a thread to wake up to huh :/
Is there a place where normal Gura enjoyers hangs out? (no, Discord is not one of them, i don't want delusional yesbuds either, i want normal 2% milk)

I'm excited for my dino minifig to arrive

>>84683710
Are they? I've seen a fair amount of cute gooba cosplays posted around.
If you ask me who I don't know, I don't really keep track of any cosplay stuff.

>>84683781
your mom has already given me that lesson no worries

>>84684012
I promised myself I'd never buy another piece of her merch ever again.

>>84684394
more dino for me

>>84684394
Finally ready to stop larping as a chumbie and fuck off already?

>>84684651
I think you already know the answer.

>>84685053
Hey, i recognize that place

>>84678472
That's it? that does not answer all questions. give them more. When is the next normal game stream also?

The weather's comfy, I'm so glad it's cooling off a bit.

I am thinking of gaining weight, maybe a goal of 300lbs or something, what's the best way of doing it?

My hard drives are dying buds. SDD and m.2 drives just don't offer 8tb+ that aren't under $400.

>>84686829
>SDD and m.2 drives just don't offer 8tb+ that aren't under $400
I assume you just had a stroke there, bud. Or did you bash your head on something?

>>84686773
>300lbs
Why do you want all of that weight for?

Huhaha

>>84687107
Do you have a good reason as to why not? Seems pretty sweet to me, it looks so cozy. Have you not seen a seal sunbathing on a beach? I want that

>>84686886
Which m.2 or ssd drives that are over 8tb in capacity under 400? Don't just berate actually confirm your rebuttal.

Ps no shit tier chink trash.

>>84687391
>Which m.2 or ssd drives that are over 8tb in capacity under 400? Don't just berate actually confirm your rebuttal.
You might have braindamage, bud, no joke, read your original post 10 times, if you still don't understand then you should book a doctors apointment

>>84687391
How does an ssd fail? There's no moving parts.

Goob morning. My shark wife soon.

Goob mornin'
Goop goop cute

I don't see it. Show me where.

I do not understand the cunny posters here, how do people think a cunny looks good? It looks like a butthole that have been hand-grenaded, it looks wonky, especially the roast beef version. I like buttholes more, well, in terms of looks, not functionality, a butthole is just a circle, no more, no less, it is way more appealing than Guras cunny. I wish girls had 2 buttholes (one standard and one without the messy function) instead of a cunny + butthole

Thanks for cumming to my TedX talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjHwEdlDYs

Why does it sound like she thinks she is talking to a bunch of 7 year old kids? She knows her demographic right?

She would have been such a great children television hosts, like building goofy toys like this, that would have been a much better timeline for her if the show she auditioned for actually realized :(

>>84688144
>I'm gay
Okay, didn't ask.

>>84688464
>shilling your shitty clip channel
>reddit spacing
Unironically kill yourself nigger faggot.

>>84688528
Biggest fucking retard here, no contest, are you high or just threw out your frontal cortex?

>>84688484
>If i paid more attention in school i would have known that girls have buttholes too
Imagine not knowing basic biology, embrassaling

>>84688593
Oh look, redditard faggot is mad for getting called out. Go back

>>84688638
Not liking vaginas literally makes you a homosexual. Sorry that you had to find out like this.

>>84688641
>OMg sOmEone sECtiOneD IN theIr cOMMEntS iN Distinct parTs INsteAd Of maKInG AN uNREadaBlE mess, letS acCuSe ANOn OF Le rEddITOr

>>84688464
You're right. She wouldn't have ever disappointed anyone if she had become a children's show host instead. I don't even remember the reason Gura said she wanted to be an idol.

>>84688728
>twitter retard speak now
Where do you people genuinely come from. Fuck off already

>>84688797
Complainers like you are way worse than reddit spacers, imagine how fucking mentally unstable and immature one has to be to complain about it on 4chan. Pathetic

>Mori and Bijou starting at the same time as Gura
God I hope those annoying leeches will stay back and don't ruin the stream

>>84688790
>I don't even remember the reason Gura said she wanted to be an idol
Did she actually want to? It was her mother that convinced her to audition for ENG1, never really heard her explicitly say she wished to be an idol sooo yeah \o/

>>84688856
Are you illiterate or something? I told you to fuck off, faggot.

>>84688958
Schizo thinks it's the same anon despite completely different typing styles. Are there only tards here?

You buds think gura would enjoy this type content?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bu-QJ-G84VU

>>84689088
I see you still continue to double down after getting called out, monkey nigger. Go back already.

>>84689127
>m
Go away phoneposter. People like you are ruining 4chan.

>>84689311
Tank u :)))))))

>>84689127
No. I don't think Gura would enjoy anything.

Goob morning retards

>>84691027
Goob morning faggot

goob morning
i love gura

hellooo

>>84691501
identify yourself

I wish i had a time-machine so i could go back in time and lick Guras toilet seat

didnt read the thread
did i miss anything chumbies?

>>84691613
Some guy ate a live gold fish. That was pretty cool

>>84691613
some gooba stuff came out
https://vaultroom.shop/blogs/news/vaultroom-gawr-gura

>>84691613

>>84691762
That's the same lock i have on my face everytime i shit while taking a bath and proudly look at my log floating around <3

Hololive is seven years old today!

>>84669986

>>84691718
Shits are overprice af for what they are. Same tier with supper groupies stuffs

backshot at Shion's tonight!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/ksBdR9urnCc?si=KJmkP21CxMjl-7UR

>>84693107

Feels like Fall yet?

Whats her best outfit?

>>84696621

>>84696621
The one where she's naked T u T

>>84696621
This

>>84696621
atlantean princess
the daki outfit after that

>>84698126
Gay

Gura is the type of person who needs new experiences every hour or she gets bored and depressed

>>84698301

>>84698391
Perfect! So I just need to keep my pet Gura bored for maximum depression T u T

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>84698523
samen

Baguraette honhonhon

For King and Cunny!

I'm finally done with college finals for the Summer! What did I miss these last few threads, are we cool buds?

https://x.com/fluffylewdsai/status/1832207747506696458?s=46

we got the wife today and tomorrow :D

My fellow chumbies, I have a dream that one day Gura will pronounce gif correctly.

Gura is too horny on stream lately. I don't like it.

>>84698826
It's a double shark (cock) weekend

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>84698391
Which is exactly why she has the highest body count in EN.

>>84699266

comfy dino

>>84698826
She canceled her stream to hang out with her... "manager" or whatever and now people are coping by pretending she was stuck in meetings for the last several days which is why she didn't stream.
Welcome back.

>>84698826
besides the usual shitposting? not much

I LIKE BLOOP AND I'M PROUD!

Try not to cry TuT https://nhentai.net/g/527950/

>>84699638

>>84699675
those foot action TuT

>>84699468
that's right sis! your rrat is a solid 8/10 better than the retard saying Gura has an IRL schedule

>>84700123
Ironic bait biting is still bait biting

>>84699675
We need a sequel with shion to start a threesome

>>84700123
You're retarded if you think she's been in meetings the last three days. She isn't honest. She wants us to believe the best in her while she goes out and betrays that trust. She's a manipulative whore and you fell for her use of the word "scheduling". Don't believe me? Then ask her what the scheduling issue was. You won't because you know I'm right and you're afraid of how she'll dodge the question.
She's a liar and a terrible one.

Who even gives a shit about the rest of this collab? She missed nearly all of it. And I have no idea what's going on because she hasn't played for three days.
You really are the worst. Just graduate.

>>84700395
faggot antis have lost all their credibility ever since they said she lied about the EN Crazy Taxi perms being separated from the perms for JP, they have never persuaded me of anything since

giga rrat: gura is in here anti-ing herself for masochistic pleasure.

i tried making a dino gura LORA for Flux
it can handle simple images like this but struggles with stuff like "a herd of DinoGura roaming the plains" or "a giant DinoGura rampaging throughout tokyo."

trigger word is DinoGura. threads almost dead so i'll repost it in the next thread

https://files.catbox.moe/lvzemp.safetensors

>>84700599
That's not a rrat, everyone have known about it since day 1. Find some spicier bate next time instead of wasting our time

Gura loves bloop more than i do

>>84698638

>>84700650

>>84698695
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>84700701
How can I get a fembud

Buds, i almost died today. I was out mountainbiking (XC) and all of a sudden i got an intense pain in my butt, not my actual butthole but further in, i've had that before, i think you guyses have had it too where your lover intestines "cramps" up (you have seen those videos where a guys leg-muscle looks like an alien twisting and turning?), that's what my lower intestine does sometimes, it is so fucking painful.

I'm sure you all are happy that i survived so i can continue shitposting, i'm sure

BTW, i don't like assymetrical clothing

>>84700767
La basé

>>84700850
be careful out there bud

>>84700850
Ouch that sound painful. Get well soon bud.

>>84700850
I am glad you're still with us bud

>>84700913
>>84700982
>>84701088

the red one is cooler

>>84701108
That's a whore T u T

>>84701490
Get back in your jar, Gawr.

>>84700850
You should start liking asymmetrical clothing.

>>84699675
Are they just masturbating or does Gura and Gawr count as two separate entities?

>>84701632
:D I found one asymmetrical dress that i think would kinda fit on Gura, i don't like all the furniture around the neck but other than that

>>84701490
red can't be cool its literally red the hottest color

>>84700925
I will protect this creature with my life

>>84702262
You'll have to get past me first, weakbud

Where is fraem wife?

tiny shark sex
https://x.com/inksGirls/status/1810864205622370449

>>84695848
takosame sex

almost fall

>>84703352
That's one rad dino!

>>84703352
Is that real?