/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gura gura gura gura

I love her so much.

you can tell when gura is hyped up on caffeine and when she isn't

Chumbuds, now that we have seen EN2's debut, who would you like Gura to collab with most?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>8454134
Kronii, she's a fellow shitposter.

>>8454134
Bae would be good I think, I like her energy and would be interested in seeing them compare teeth.

My girlfriend Gawr Gura.

>>8454375
No, my wife Gawr Gura!

>>8454430
I'm afraid you're mistaken

>>8454134
MUMEI MUMEI MUMEI

>>8454134
kronii(2)
their energies seem like they'd play well together

>ywn fall asleep with the little shark girl's head on your chest. As she mumbles occasionally with a giggle in her sleep

I love Gura and I believe in her. She's gonna make it.

>>8453805
I would say anyone who's piecing themselves together after being broken is already stronger than before they were broken.

>>8455161

I feel deeply, this shark was made for me

>>8454134
https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1429724033742884865
fresh Shouu!

>>8455161
Don't do this to me, man. Not when I'm about to go to bed.

>>8456315
wow she's on a roll

>>8455161
It's hurt

>>8456352
UUOOOOOHHHH

>>8455560
The cruelty of finding the perfect person for you only to know that you will never meet her in real life. Starting this thread off Gosling pretty hard.

>>8456633
hahaha he's here

>>8456633
>Uohhh posts in reaction to being followed
I hope Gura saw this and liked it.

>>8456788
other way around. we're there.

>>8456633
>>8456788
>>8457008
I'm pretty sure she was just excited

i lobe grumba

>normal hobbies
>got bored at most in a month

>watch some random shark vtuber in youtube recommendations
>1 year later....still catching up on every streams from her. Can't even stop thinking about her

Guys...how can I go back? Is this chumbuds curse?

Seems like Gura got the 12 Minutes permissions she wanted - Kronii is playing it today

>>8457545
Yeah. Excited in the nether regions. For real tho, the crying laughing emoji in addition to uohhhing makes me think Shouu knows what's up. Pretty funny coincidence if it was an accident.

>>8459268
This is very cute and sexy

I hope someone shows up while Gura is in the JP server.

>>8459336
I'd say there is a 40% chance Watame, Lamy or Polka will be up during her visit

>>8459839
a wild catsharkneet

Gotta sleep before the sun comes. Sweet dreams, chumbies.

>>8460269
Sweet dreams

>>8460269
sleep tight, see you later.

>>8454134
None of them

https://twitter.com/rkbeeeeeeee/status/1429755083739123712

Gura on TV!

>>8462773
GURA IS ON THE TELLY??

>>8462769
>>8462773
What is this about? It seems like the they are praising Gura for being the most popular VTuber

>>8462769
>>8462773
Cute!

>>8462773
This counts as hood on for the anons that care right??

>>8454134
None or I don't care. I'm not really interested in EN2.

I know this is gonna sound kinda tribalfaggy but after watching EN2, it's made me appreciate Gura even more cuz those debuts...yikes.

>>8463667
It made me appreciate EN1 a lot more as a whole. I know collabs with the new girls will be inevitable, but I'm glad Gura has great genmates.

>>8463667
I've seen this posted a lot. Just give them time. EN1 wasn't perfect at the beginning and grew a lot in the past year. EN2 will probably surprise everybody

>>8454134
I'm way more invested in today's trip to JP server than any kouhai collab, to be honest.

>>8463178
The Japanese are huge numberfags, so yeah.

>>8463870
Not being perfect and being generally terrible is different....

Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura

I miss sharkie

>>8463870
Just from gura's debut stream alone we can tell that this girl has a potential to become popular

>>8464891
Not really. People hype up Ride on Time way too much.

>>8465090
Tatsu's music is legendary, I am sorry you 0 taste.

>>8464891
For me it was MuseDash's stream.

>>8465090
Nah. That's when a LOT of people fell in love with the shark. Did you watch it live?

>>8465090
It does not matter why YOU think tho. The vast majority has decided that its not overhyped

>>8465214
can confirm
when she started singing she captured my heart and became my oshi

>>8465090
>People hype up Ride on Time way too much
Bro, that is the moment I start to love Gura. I watch her debut for the shark girl themed and she scored a point with that cover.

>>8456664
also she wouldn't even notice you and be most likely repulsed if she did

>>8454134
I want Gura and Ceres to completely melt off my ears.

I just want Gura to use her 3dio again. I don't care what for.

>>8454134
I want Gura to act like senpai and failed, get tease by these girls, and then become bratty like everyone little sister. Am i alright?

>>8465973
>Gawr calls you a scrub as you slowly bleed out ASMR
>"Oh nyo you can't die yet I'm not done telling you how pathetic you are."

>>8465902
I don't want Gura to become a GFE ASMR whoretuber though......

>>8466210
I don't want you to exist.

>>8466069
Literally no.... I want Gura to make a new friend or two and literally not change at all.

Other than being a bit less lazy I guess.

>>8465973
I've been listening to her first ASMR a whole lot lately. When will she do another one? Gura, please...

>>8466069
Pretending she's a big powerful senpai is exactly what a samegaki would do, and the joke would last for about 1 minute before she cracks.

>>8466402
I mean technically speaking she is the biggest and most powerful senpai.....

>>8466454
Yes, bring up numbers. Make her collapse into a pile of awkward like every time that hapens.

>>8466402
>Pretending a senpai like a samegak
Yes that is what i meant, I just love the bratty energy of Gura

>>8466514
I hope some day she gets over her imposter syndrome.....

>>8466712
She never will because a large chunk of them are fans she dislikes and wants to go away.

>>8466712
Being humble is not imposter syndrome.

>>8466796
You are retarded.....

>>8466743
>She never will because a large chunk of them
Them who? I don't think you know what imposter syndrome is.

I love this samegaki

>>8466814
Do you actually believe her behavior would change if she got over her imposter syndrome? She would still downplay her numbers because she doesn't want to lord it over her friends.

Since talking about the debuts are a hot topic right now, what did you guys think about Gura's debut? I personally thought she had the best debut out of Myth but this just be my bias speaking.

>>8467056
I think so too. Her being nervous as hell only made it cuter.

>>8467056
I thought It was okay, It took me a while to fall in love with her

Gura never had impostor syndrome in the first place. She was polite and humble enough not to celebrate the 1 million milestone because it happened at a really awkward time. After that she had no problem celebrating her 2 million (that Kiara had to talk her into it is a rrat since Gura had planned to celebrate this milestone even before Kiara talked to her). And now she talked casually as hell about the 3 million milestone celebration and even said recently it will definitely happen once the preparations are ready. So fuck your rrats you hobby psycho therapists.

>>8467056
Very cute and endearing. The kind of person that I could watch a lot.

>>8467373
Watch streams.

>>8467056
I thought it was magical, and it shook the internet for a reason.

>>8467373
She's over it now, Gura has a new outlook in life and I'm proud of her, but she definitely had a hard time back then figuring out how to feel about it. It doesn't really matter to be honest.

>>8467447
hi hobby psycho therapist

>>8466952
Bro I just want Gura to be happy
Stop being a faggot
>>8467373
Watch streams ......

Gura discovering her love for DMC was the best character arc I've ever seen.

bros... I just want to hear my daughterwife roleplay as a drill sergeant is that too much to ask?

>>8467647
I want her to be happy too. I just think she has grown more than you're giving her credit for and now she's just being humble. I could be wrong, only Gura knows for sure.

>>8467373
If Gura never had imposter syndrome, she's retarded. Simple as. There is no way someone gains as many subs as her as quickly as her without wondering if they really deserve them.

>>8467647
>>8467568

>>8467735
Hello "chumbud" I think you are in the wrong thread.
Here you go >>8452906

>>8467735
>>8467568

numberfags out!
schizos out!

>>8465902
I wouldn't be able to take Ceres GFE act seriously. I'd just laugh. I don't want to laugh at a collab Gura is trying her best at. It'd work as long as she doesn't do GFE in the ASMR.

>>8467878
Give me some Gura Tummy

>>8467889
Gura also hates down talk and people who say peeeeenk which Ceres does both.

>creates schizo persona that personifies her self-doubts and writes an entire song about it
>people still deny that she's an anxious, self-conscious person who lies awake at night cringing at herself
It's not even a rrat. She's admitted it.

>>8467975
What the fuck are up talk and down talk? I've never heard these words before and now everyone is using them.

>>8465973
I need my ears licked again :P

Why is a shark so sexy

>>8468120
I don't like the human-shark proportions....

>>8468089
Uptalk is what Gura does all the goddamn time. Basically a modern decease.

>>8468089
Downtalk is where you talk like thiisssss and allllll your sentences traaaaiillllll and you start real hiiiiiigh and end with a mumbllllllleee

It's like what valley girl sounds like for one example.

>>8468215
>>8468228
So they're both fucking hot. I understand enough, I guess.

>>8467735
Either that, or fucking incredibly egotistical, which Gura is not. She quite literally shut down repeatedly after topic of conversation shifted to muh nooombers as recently as fish tank.

>>8468263
Up talk is more like ending all your sentences with a question mark?

>>8468011
True, except she created said persona two years prior. There were many songs.

>>8465902
Good taste, bud!

>>8467056
There's a reason it made her viral. Can't be replicated in power

>>8468179
But it's so hot...
https://files.catbox.moe/924dup.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/m8led0.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/qgj0yx.jpg

All of these anons that probably got a degree in psychology but joined the service industry afterwards...

>>8468348
I've still never watched any HER stuff so I wouldn't know.

>>8468426
Honestly the taiwanese should take their meds

>>8468485
You should. If anything, it demonstrates just how much better what you have now really is.

>>8468520
She's just different now. Maybe a little better. I'm excited that she's going to be doing shitpost videos again.

>>8468120
It's voice is soothing me.

Gura.... today!

>>8468667
And she'll have plenty of things to talk about.

>>8468120
May I have the source?

>>8468764
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1429797691035295747

>>8468725
I expect a lot of gushing about her new kouhais. The weird stuff in the JP server will keep her entertained as well

>>8468800
based

Shark soon soon!

>>8469331
10 hour is not soon, I want it now...

>>8469460
Watch 1st DMC3 VOD now to time warp

>>8469460
godchama is debuting in 30 minutes to tide you over

>>8454134
I want EN2 to quickly fade out of relevance like Irys did.

>>8469676
Asshole.

Remember to get some Nacho fries when you can

>>8462773
I saw the tweet saying it airs the 25th but will this be put on YouTube? I'm guessing it's just a couple people reacting to translated clips and not an actual interview?

I'm in love with Gura~

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>8470450
Oh shit, that's really fucking cUTE

>>8468764
I really like this facial expressions of hers, it portrays innocence and child like wonder

ohasame~
Gura cute, shark soon

>>8470443
Don't know why, but I was reminded of this
https://youtu.be/4MlBqOCXB0A

>>8469983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aefSTxARpQU

I would love to hear about what they were talking about in discord during the debuts

>>8454134
Mumei & Bae for sure. I want a Mumei and Gura cover something fierce

>>8470556
It portrays cock goes where.

>>8466514
perfect, I love when my daughter spills spaghetti everywhere

>>8455560
Same feeling :(

>>8463667
I'm guessing you weren't around to see Gura's debut when it happened, or you just can't view it through an objective lens. Her debut stream was far worse than all of the EN2's, she was so nervous she could barely complete a sentence. It looks cute now because we love her so much and know how she really is without the nerves, but if you were seeing her for the first time you'd probably feel different. Point being, Gura has grown tremendously over the last year, and I'm sure the other girls will too.

Some new holoEN members made they debut, and no one got me interested.
Is this a matter of taste, or I'm just too in love with her that no other can catch my eyes?

>>8472133
I was seeing her for the first time and I thought she was cuter than all of EN2 combined except maybe Mumei. Then she sang.

>>8472203
wait like a month or two, you might change your mind.

>>8470586
dummy thicc

>>8472203
Embrace the shark

>>8466210
Same desu

>>8466210
Yep, I just love her natural charm

>>8469676
Based asshole

>>8472133
>Her debut stream was far worse than all of the EN2's,
Objectively incorrect.....

skimming through the debut vods made me miss the old bgm bros...
did she ever address why she's not using that one anymore? or the second bgm even?

>>8474478
sc her

>>8474478
it's on her other PC

>>8454134
I want Ceres to push Gura to do more ASMR. An ASMR collab between them probably won't come unless they do collab a bit first.

>>8474478
She's lazy as all fuck and refuses to spend even 30 seconds downloading it off the internet.

>>8474656
I want Gura to push Ceres to do less ASMR. An anti ASMR collab between them probably won't come unless they do collab a bit first.

>>8475008
>I want Gura

>>8474478
Listening to the same thing on repeat drives her crazy she said. Reason she liked using the lofi playlist, at least gives a bit more variety. Too bad she can't use it anymore

>>8474526
>>8474910
it was annoying as fuck hearing that the whole time when she was playing something like minecraft
but nostalgia is a bitch and i find myself humming it from time to time
tan-ta-tann-ta-ta-ta
tan-ta-ta-ta-ta

>>8454134
I Want Fauna as far as possible of Gura, specially if she starts doing gfe, hate that fake voice.
Mumei is boring, not interesting on her.
I think she can do something with Kronii, but we will see.
I'm Ok with Sana, just hope she keeps the astrology bs far from gura.
Rat can be fun but i don't know what they can do.

>>8475190
Bitches love their astrology, you already lost.

>>8475397
I remember Gura mocking Astrology girls in the One Hand clap stream

>>8475576
Wait until Sana whips her up something personalized.

>>8475576
Gura mocking something is a good sign that she secretly wants to do it. She's into so much paranormal and chuuni shit that it wouldn't surprise me at all if she liked astrology.

>>8475190
>I think she can do something with Kronii, but we will see.
valley girl zatsu maybe?

>>8475831
Gura already regrets that valley girl bit.

>>8476011
Oh nyooooo

>>8476011
Like most things, ytchat has Tekken a fun little bit and rammed it into the core of the earth. But what else is new.

>>8475713
There is a difference between liking something and basing your entire personality around it. She is mocking the latter.

>>8476194
Her valley girl voice is sexy, I can't blame them.

>>8476289
Nah

>>8476289
uwu and samegaki are hotter

any cowboys here. do you guys miss her short vids?

I want one of her kouhai to fangirl over her

>>8476606
She just fucking said she's going to start making short vids. Watch streams.

>>8476622
They got that out of their system sometime during the months they've been talking in discord.

>>8476606
HERfag shows that he doesn't actually watch Gura
Example# 2463

>>8476606
>HERfag doesn't watch gura

>>8476622
none of them seem to care about gura

>>8476826
I wager that Sana and Fauna probably do

>>8476826
You didn't notice how some of them picked up her mannerisms?

>>8476933
I remember Gura did the same thing. Said she watched so many of the other girls's debuts that she subconsciously ended up copying them.

>>8476933
I bet that management and EN2 studied Gura's debut and first couple of months to try to recreate the secret formula

>>8466250
This pic always works wonders for me and I can't explain why. Little Cow Gura should be a thing. Maybe I'm just associating her with Kanna from Dragon Maid due to the color scheme and because Kanna, though a dragon, appears like a cow to me more than anything. There's something... feminine about it. And I'm not a furry in the slightest.

>>8476933
What?

>>8476626
>>8476690
>>8476784
In the BPM stream she said something about management giving her an ok to make short vid but that was 4 months ago

>>8477242
Gura talks about milk all the time and the thought of sucking milk from her tiny titties is hot.

>>8477274
WATCH STREAMS FUCKING RETARD

>>8477207
haha...

>>8477319
It is, absolutely.

>>8477594
i laughed

>>8477594
It's lame, but it did get attention

So, without any bias, is gura the most based vtuber right now? If you had one vtuber to pick, to show people, it'd be her?

>>8477886
This is a better question for /hlg/ if you want a better sample size and lack of bias.
You may want to think a better question to ask since "based" is vague

>>8477886
>is gura the most based vtuber right now
Fuck off zoomer

>>8478138
Roger

>>8478189
Fuck u, ur a zoomer

>>8478288
Can't think of a more zoomer "comeback" than to just repeat the other's insult.

>>8475176
I loved it .....

>>8475190
Astrology is just part of her character my dude.
Also she was based as fuck yelling rrat to skip the lore video because we already seen it 6 times. I wasn't sold on anyone until she said that and it resonated with my soul.
Also she's pretty clearly a chumbud and that's based as fuck.

>>8478935
I liked it and wouldn't mind hearing it again as intro music, but for an entire game or superchat reading? Gura is right. It's terrible background music.

>>8476194
To be fair she's the one who keeps valley girl bloop on the screen... .

>>8478324
no, just calling you out for your bullshit, mr zoomer

>>8479029
>Also she's pretty clearly a chumbud and that's based as fuck.
Proofs?

>>8479054
lookin comfy, eh sharky?

>>8476826
Sana said she literally dreamed about Gura......

>>8479106
She was the only one who replied to this tweet https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1429606628442230784

Captcha-8888T

>>8479135
hoocha

>>8479141
Wtf I love Sana now.....

https://same.ketto.com/
>(Holo Live EN) Gura and Shark Only Event " Shark Ket 2" Scheduled on August 8, 2021 (Sun) 55 days until October 17, 2021 (Sun) on Google Calendar Added Tokyo: Tokyo Metropolitan Industrial Trade Center (Hamamatsuchokan) 2nd floor

>>8479281
She's just the Kiara of her gen. I'm not going to read much into it without on-stream evidence that I'm never going to get because Gura will be streaming over her.

>>8479054
cute!

>>8479388
>Kiara of her gen
But.... She's not orange????

>>8479294
>>8479054
Cute shark!

I was able to pre-order the Gura nendo and it comes out next year, right? But I keep on hearing the nendo will get shipped to those who pre-ordered as early as September (next month).

t. first time pre-ordering a nendo from Goodsmile

>>8479616
no, the september date is the latest known ship date. it's september 2022, not september 2021. that's the date that people saw who ordered through the good smile US store. people who ordered through the japanese/international store saw two dates, may 2022 and july 2022. good smile emailed a couple of days later correcting those and saying that july 2022 is right, and may is wrong. the may dates were removed from the web site around the same time, and now it shows only july 2022.

>>8454134
No one! Fuck the new girls! They must pass a trial by fire before I accept them.

>>8479764
Ah, okay. Thanks for clarifying, Anon.

>>8479545
When we getting the fully uncensored version

>>8479946
Didn't think people were really interested

>>8480046
Seeing censor bars on every post only makes me curious

>>8480046
Are you joking? Your shit is based in the most terrifying way, please continue!

Gooruh is awake

>>8480259
Well I appreciate the encouragement

in before Gura watches clock play 12 minutes and spoils herself too much to want to play it herself

https://youtu.be/34qwR8XmkiI?t=11396
I love her so much

>>8480349
someone post the gif she retweeted already

>>8480625
I'm not watching because I want to wait and see if Gura streams it, hopefully she doesn't spoil it for herself.

>>8480701

>>8475190
>>8479029
>>8475576
>>8475713
AstroNOMY. Or Astrophysics if that's easier to distinguish.
astrology is way more superstitious.

>>8480781
tank you

>>8480674
She’s so fucking cute and dorky and precious…

>>8480781
Kute!

>>8480674
She had a lot of fun with that. She did a good job completing her goal for the stream.

>>8479490

>>8480826
You wish that was all she was interested in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQXuyUWknI

>>8480944
deer god

Blue Oyster Cult had a real banger called "Astronomy".

>>8474656
That would be cool, maybe Ceres can offer some tech advice, at least. I hope Gura gets into asmr again and does it occasionally, it's a lot of fun.

>>8474656
When Fauna said that her dress was "peenk" I imagined Gura raging somewhere

>>8481495
>ywn have gura makes ASMR stream for you while we are having parasocial relationship

>>8481659
She said that because she saw Gura rage about it.

>>8481659
>Fauna says piink
>Kronii says YAAAS
Did Gura get these talking point ideas from conversing with Council on Discord pre debut?

>>8480826
>astrology is way more superstitious.
Yea unlike the god of space becoming a vtuber. Way more based in reality.

>>8481908
Almost certainly. She often presignals something this way or just blurts it out. Shork brain, easily excited, pleaze undastan.

>>8480513
Plush butt

>>8482087
What the fuck does this post mean?

>>8482135
That you need to be of age to post here.

>>8482127
T u T

>>8482127
so is there a secret hole or what. Where did you get it? We have many questions

>>8482127
Is this thing fuckable?

>>8482127
If you're going to keep posting them at least catbox the pics. Then we can get a full uncensored understanding of your degeneracy.

>>8482288
https://files.catbox.moe/tjsuyd.jpg

so we /trash/ now?

>>8482529
cute sharknips

>>8482529
UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH11!!!1!!!

>>8482637
Thanks anon

https://files.catbox.moe/tjsuyd.jpg

>>8482529
TuT TuT TuT
OOOOUUUUHHOOO

>TSK TCH SIGH FFS
will there at least be a stream today?

>>8482528
this is a legitimate fan art project

>>8482770
come clean, where'd you get it

Бля, плюшeвый гypoeб, нe cлyшaй никoгo и пocть eщe!

>>8482858
your schedule reps

>>8482938
He MADE IT.

>>8482969
Oh fuck prechat is leaking

>>8483061
Guroeb is supposedly russian, do I adressed him in his language.

>>8482987
yeah well, schedule said DMC3 yestreday, so
>>8482969
Гypoвый плюшeeб

>>8483057
B-based....
I kneel plushy anon.

>>8483148
Ычaньки?

Cute shark eating
https://files.catbox.moe/des50x.jpg

>>8483588
my dream

>>8483152
Glad that my hard work is appreciated by my fellow shark lovers

>>8483588
I think Gura would go for muscle, namely ass, and not intestines.

>>8483696
Your work disturbs me like you wouldn't believe, please feel free to continue.

>>8483696
>>8482770
>>8482529
this is cursed
go on

>>8483588
That's not how shark eats. She swallows you whole.

>>8484003
actually no, even great whites still bite much smaller seals

>>8484084
That's not how THIS shark eats.

>>8483792
>>8483971
Well art is to be appreciated so I shall continue lol
https://files.catbox.moe/0fcas6.jpg

>>8484285
I need to know if you put an onahole in there. If not, why would you waste such an opportunity.

>>8484285
YOUR CUN CUN!!!!!!!!!!

You faggots never fail to deliver.

>>8484285
sugoi

>>8484285
EROTIC OOOOOOOHHHH TuT

Ok shark pales, come clean. You would buy one of those plushie Gura's plushanon made.

>>8484652
no_

>>8484652
personally i'm not into it, but i think it's a cool project.

>>8484652
I think plushanon would gladly part with his objet d'art if it was guaranteed Gura would receive it.

>>8484652
well, no
I'd rather buy a xiaomi bot that they would rip off tesla, stick some fake thigh, butt and boob pads on it, cover with full-body latex suit and work from there to turn it into gura with cosplay, wig and shit. I bet you can set it up with Gura voicelines too.

The only thing is that it's a bit too big, 5'8" is like 3 inches under my height.

>>8484652
No, its disgusting.

>>8484652
I’d rather just strap a hole to a daki. The doll is… creative, but creepy.

>>8484652
No, for one plushies dont turn me on, and for two I wouldn't want to be put on a list.

>>8484652
I'd give it some headpats and hugs but I don't want to fuck it

>>8484966
You're posting here. It's a bit late to worry about lists.

>>8484979
A cuddle buddy shark

>>8485045
Clothes are all hand made, pretty happy with them actually.

>>8485022
I dont want to be put on ANOTHER list then.

>>8485129
It's looks great. Very well done

>>8485284
Thank you anon

>>8485620
her voice in this cover is just perfect holy shit, It's pure dopamine straight into my brain

>>8485794
>>8485620
Imagine an official cover of this

>>8486174
that would be fantastic

>>8484652
I have a few Gura dakis and even I wouldn't buy it. It's just interesting in the same way a train wreck is.

>>8486174
It sounds like >>8485620
Gura does not do "official covers" and she never will.

>>8486643
Never say never.

>>8486643
she's done three collab covers anon, there is no reason to think she won't do one solo

>>8486612
>Gura dakis
Not having a life sized Gura plush.... Why live?

>onahole plushies
>chum jar

We really are the new bronies.

>>8486983
DO NOT call us chumbronies

>>8486983
Learn to love it

>>8486983
Fanbase reflects oshi! Now where's the fanart with Gura having a cutie mark on her ass? Artists have had days.

>>8486983
we have the best split after all

>>8487073
Cute nightmare fuel!

>>8487057
It's too late

>>8487073
Can you make her eyes glow in the dark?

>>8487267
Hmm maybe I'll make evil Gura with red glowing eyes next? People have been telling me to make Ame next.

>>8486983
No way. >We are only responsible for the onahole plushie. Gura is 10,000% responsible if someone makes a chumjar.

>>8487057
Bring it on, chumbrony.

>>8487425
No no. They're right. Do Ame next.

>>8486983
I don't want to be associated with you guys

>>8487425
Don't make Ame. Make Gawr. And make them kiss. Or make Ame and make them kiss. Whichever.

>>8487642
Too late you're already here.

>>8486983
I'm gonna become a brony for Gura!

>>8487902
I will not fuck horses. Only sharks.

>>8487642
But we are cute~

>>8486983
I want to fuck a person, I don't want to fuck animals.

>>8487902
It's our duty. We do it for Gura

>>8488010
I want to fuck a shark.

>>8486983
>We
I'm not the one with the plushie, and I know the jar is just her being playful.

>>8488152
Plushanon dose. Fallow your dreams anon

>>8488221
>jar is just her being playful.
Sure anon...... sure. Not like she doesn't know what will become of her nendoroid

>>8488221
>he thinks Gura isn't serious about the jar
She loves gross shit way too much to not be eagerly looking forward to reading someone's jar diary.

>>8488221
Cope.
You're all nothing but a bunch of neo-bronies and your wants nothing more than to groom you into loyal pay pigs she laugh at. Also she burns the coal.

>>8488221
Yeah... A joke... haha...

>>8488221
>I know the jar is just her being playful.
Y-yeah...

>>8487983
Cuteness can only go so far

>>8488490
>Also she burns the coal.
wtf?? I didnt know gura lives in beijing

>>8488490
Proofs on the coalburning, please. Let's have some actual fun.

>>8488553
>>8488640
By the time that the nendos come out and you can fill a jar, Gura will have graduated

>>8488706
don't reply to the baitfag

>>8488652
If you wanted real cute you could just look in the mirror you know!

>>8488661
Ngl, that got a outta me. Ogey I'll stop being a faggot with this rrat now.

>>8486983
Do you not know the kind of jokes she made as Senzawa? Gura is a degenerate like the rest of us

>>8488829
*laugh outta me
Phoneposting sucks ass

Truly a cursed thread. See you in 4 hours

>>8488652
Chu~

>>8488790
I'd like to know the reasoning behind your post. Nendo is a year away at most. Why would Gura graduate while she's on top?

>>8489123
She's not going anywhere anytime soon

>>8489055
Is there any better kind?

>>8469899
Get Nacho Fries two or three times (or ask for extra seasoning). They were just slightly above average fries the first couple times I got them, but the third time they were absolutely covered in the seasoning and they were fantastic. As in actually as good as all the commercials over the years hype them up to be fantastic.

>>8488790
Judged from her behavior at the moment? She still wants to stream for a looooong time