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Fwofie Coolie

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

Open company auditions:
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307
Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Opsec tips: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Tierlist of /aspi/ies from /here/: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934
Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/Spr0cRkH

Last thread: >>84516242

>> No.84538664
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84538664

Who the FUCK
is LIVE???

>> No.84538686

I want to post my Lovense link again but I’m scared too..

>> No.84538691

>>84538664
Check your follows nigga, stop begging for links

>> No.84538697

>>84538686
I'm here~

>> No.84538732

I still can't believe Vita posted that

>> No.84538752

>>84538697
Are you the same person or someone new who wants to play?

>> No.84538770

>>84538752
Same <3

>> No.84538816

>>84538691
I don't follow every single /asp/ie yet
it seems the only person live is Beryl. timeslot monopolization is a good strategy, /asp/ies...

>> No.84538878

>>84538816
king slot, we've already been through this. he networks hard, receives raids left and right, and since no one else is up he automatically wins
https://youtube.com/shorts/G3fzgOgOLXY

>> No.84538951

>>84538599
has it been going well?

>> No.84538954 [DELETED] 

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/sywz4iz1

>> No.84539181

I got scared sorry

>> No.84539227

>>84539181
It's ok, someone else got the link anyways!

>> No.84539263

>>84539227
I should really just dm you but I know you like that person anyways c:

>> No.84539302

>>84539263
nta but you really should. don't get my hopes up.

>> No.84539306
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84539306

>> No.84539343

>>84539263
Not anymore. There's someone else on my mind now, but I can't make it official just yet

>> No.84539359

>>84539263
Don't be afraid to dm me next time~

>> No.84539385

>>84539343
Is your week at least a little better then?

>> No.84539392

>>84539306
cococute

>> No.84539488

>>84539385
That wasn't me but...that person is still on my mind, but I don't think I can get through to them. I'm not taken right now, so I wouldn't mind spending time with you for now. If you follow me on twitter, dm me there ok?

>> No.84539561

I like Autumn be she seems super autistic
How do I approach her?

>> No.84539603
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84539603

I appreciate the content Uwoslab creates; however there seems to be a tendency of trying to appeal to zoomers more than his older audience. No hate; the FNAF video proves it's what the people want.
I think he is well aware; however I am more interested in why that happens so if anybody got a good explanation I would be interested to hear it.

>> No.84539637

>>84539488
Turn on your DMs for 5 mins

>> No.84539658

>>84539637
Done!

>> No.84539694

>>84539603
More children have free time to spend watching streams than adults do. The adults who have free time have more means to do things than to simply watch them. Targeting younger audiences might be better for numbers, but little else. That’d likely why fewer vtubers do it.

>> No.84539762

>>84539306
god the things I wanna do to her

>> No.84539900

>>84539694
Ah it's a good point. I forget sometimes about that

>> No.84540324
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84540324

shit fuck shit shit fuck shit AAAH FOGGOT SHIT WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING TO ME FUCK AAAAA FUUUUUCKKK GHNNNNN AAAAAAAAAA SHIIIT FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *head slam into the wall* FUUUUU-AAAAAAAAAACK AAAAAAAA SHIT FUCK FAGGOT SHIT SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.84540366

High season at my job means I can't stream even if I wanted to because I need to save my voice.

>> No.84540448

>>84540366
what, you work at a weed dispensary?

>> No.84540494

>>84540448
high season means a season where people in my line of work are in high demand.

>> No.84540669

>>84540324
yeah

>> No.84540970

>>84540494
i guess pot is in high demand after labor day

>> No.84541039

>>84540970
i don't work at a weed dispensary -_-

>> No.84541117

>>84540366
I need a job, wanna tell me whats in season right now?

>> No.84541121
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84541121

Is this true?

>> No.84541145

>>84541121
Don't get your hopes up

>> No.84541289

>>84541117
i believe some jobs in demand are teaching, gun shops and fashion/art related jobs. (hair stylists, costume designers, cabaret singers & dancers) and for halloween and christmas demand will be even higher.

>>84541121
>Godless Abomination
so that's what'll happen after I kill myself...

>> No.84541296

>>84541121
Idk dude, look around at the men around you

>> No.84541323

I am starting to think this might be more something in the order of my beloved depression rather than tiredness, because I do not want to get up from bed but I would rot away with my phone like this for the rest of the day haha :3c

>> No.84541390

>>84541323
Vita…

>> No.84541426

A btw
Is there anyone who has the OG AoM and want to play?

>> No.84541659
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84541659

>>84541121
It is as subjective as the amount of male body types. A lot of men have a tendency to bald around that time, or look less feminine. I prefer east asian men because they tend to keep better with feminine traits than caucasian men.

>> No.84541715

>>84541426
yeah, sure
I'm that guy who streamed the remake yesterday but I own OG as well

>> No.84541719

>>84541390
I don't think he would like to be called somebody who can barely mention in an anonymous way how depressed they are, it's a kind of cowardy quite shameful to behold, and it can be even worse because I don't really want it to change in any way!
It's a very cold embrace, but its there. Its a hurtful way of seeing things, but its mine. Its something horrid, but still present for me.
Today I will let it win, and I will ignore every other thing to give in to it even more. Nobody cares, anyways uwu

>> No.84541836

>>84541719
this is my favorite kind of fishing

>> No.84541897

>>84541715
i know i was there this is happening because of you

>> No.84541990

>>84541121
"old femboys" try to dress like they're 18 and it looks awful, age is a genuine consideration for fashion

>> No.84542166

>>84519812
Not at the moment (I upload my VODs, stream clips and shorts on the same channel) but I do plan on making a TRPG-focused YT channel for clips and shorts from my TRPG streams. I'll likely do the editing myself so it'll be a while yet before anything is out, since I want a more steady flow of content to upload and right now I only have 2 shorts from 4 streams. I also want to get some artwork done for them, and possibly have some of them animated (like the Legends of Avantris shorts). Speaking of, if any of you know an animator that can do stuff LIKE the Legends of Avantris shorts, please let me know.

>> No.84542231

>>84541836
Wouldn't you like that, oh you little naive boy? Why would anyone even endorse or talk positiveky about their problems? Who on their sane mind would go out of their way to glorify something bad? You are the pute embodiment of the meme of "it smells like bait in here" because accepting that there might be something wrong out there could also make you start to notice how, in fact, there is also wrong inside you.
But it is bait, isn't it? It must be, after all what will we do if it isn't? "They are just mean to me because they are bored", right?

>> No.84542285

>>84542231
That first sentence is all I need to read to know I'm right over the target

>> No.84542357
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84542357

New episode now on premiere!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izMO-v8qzY

>> No.84542400

I see everyone doing collabs and i want to do a collab but i dont know with who and on what

>> No.84542430

I just shaved my legs and arms for the first time in years.
Holy shit i have so many freckles.
-Camui

>> No.84542439

>>84542400
You’re doing it backwards then. If you want a successful collab you need to find something you want to do and then think about who it would be best to do it with.

>> No.84542485

>>84542439
I just wanna play with friends

>> No.84542488

>>84542400
collabs are a lie

>> No.84542505

>>84542488
Shut the fuck up already

>> No.84542519

>>84542488
Are the "like this post if you want to collab or if youre open to a collab a good idea?"

>> No.84542582

>>84542485
mario party, space land 3 times.
recruit me when you do

>> No.84542692

>>84542582
Can you play mario party on PC?

>> No.84542726

>>84542519
If, for some reason, you can't network or make friends at all with anyone here, maybe post something like this: https://x.com/VanillaTea_er/status/1643621287170826241

>> No.84542759

>>84542692
Offcollab at offkai with other people, you will get to play mario party offline that way even if you dont have a nintendo

>> No.84542782
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84542782

I love you all so much

>> No.84542799

>>84542692
8 years ago i remember it being a proper pain in the ass.

>> No.84542802

>>84542759
>Offkai
Eurobean

>> No.84542817

>>84542726
I really should reach out to someone here for collabs huh

>> No.84542863

>>84542692
Not really (unless emulated and with Parsec but that's VERY annoying to set up) but there are alternatives. Off the top of my head is Dokapon Kingdom, but that's a $50 game not many people have. You can find cheap alternatives for party games with a simple Google; Pummel Party, Jackbox, Gang Beasts, friggin' Among Us. There's no shortage of those.

>> No.84542905

>>84542817
i dont think there is a real obligation, and if you havent gotten to know the whole circle of asp you might even ask the danger crew believing that they good-intended because they accepted so rapidly any collab, or you might just ask for yet another "boys have an epic discord call" type of stream...

>> No.84542925

>>84542905
i haven't gotten to know anyone yet

>> No.84543002

>>84542925
Get ready for the wild ride

>> No.84543020

>>84541117
Investment banking

>> No.84543037

>>84542925
yeh not the best choice to let the fomo get to you, there is plenty of time to get to do collabs. but before that you should get to know who you will be collabing with, and know what you would want to do when collabing with them in particular.
the funny "random shit go!" seen in comics only works there because the writers said so, you might need to not do so haphazardly things in life.

>> No.84543060

>>84542692
Look up Mario Party Netplay, there's tutorials on how to make it work in the Discord

>> No.84543155

>>84543037
how do i get to know people without collabing with them?

>> No.84543277

>>84543155
you can always watch what they do, interact with them outside of streams, and be an overall observer of the people you believe you could collab with. a translation of that would be: if they stream, watch those or the VODs, if they go into VCs then join or if you are incredibly bold invite them to join one with you or play something offstream, all of this to make the rapport of those whom you want to collab with

>> No.84543300

>>84543155
The usual ways you would network with any indie vtuber. Watch their streams, interact in their chats, read their tweets, hang out in discords, etc.

>> No.84543306

>>84543155
By watching their streams and interacting with them there. If you stream around the same time slot you can raid into them.

>> No.84543720

Anons, should I still stream even though right now I feel like sucking on gun cock and swallowing hollowpoint cum?

>> No.84543744

And how do I get into a relationship with a vtuber?

>> No.84543791
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>>84543744
You, like, talk to them or something man, I dunno. Be a human bean.

>> No.84544016

and do i get into a relationship with a girl like gumpai

>> No.84544252

>>84543791
A real human bean
How do i talk with vtubers to befriend them without them thinking im trying to date them? Im good with talking irl but i am ultra autistic when it comes to online chatting

>> No.84544350

>>84544252
But you do want to date them anon :)

>> No.84544389
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84544389

gm aspies don't kill yourself today

>> No.84544472

>>84544252
>How do i talk with vtubers to befriend them without them thinking im trying to date them?
You don't. That is a longer term project than you should be willing to commit to if you haven't even started. If you talk to enough of them and have a decent enough back catalog, you should be able to isolate the ones that are prone to openness, then you just focus on those. In spite of how open they might be, in all likelihood they're still going to look at what you've done and that's going to serve as the first impression. Probably couldn't hurt to buy some youtube subscribers :^)

>> No.84544479

>>84544389
GM, I'm still probably going to attempt it. However, if I hurt myself the same way I stream, it won't be very effective.

>> No.84544668

>>84544350
Not particualrly
I mean having a close romantic relationship is nice but its not really my goal.
I just want friends that stream and vtube. I have messaged a few people but even then i do i dont talk all that much and i try to talk to others in either stream chat, their discord or in twitter but most of the people i would like to talk like more personally and get closer to them but i cant figure it out that well. And "Just message them" is good advice but what then? What do i do then? Cause they may be busy or not available and want to talk or they may not want to.
Sorry for the rant

>> No.84544878

>>84544252
>How do i talk with vtubers to befriend them without them thinking im trying to date them?
there is no way for me to explain this better than "normally"

>> No.84544895

>>84544668
Reading this after writing my bullshit, I think you might be under the impression that they're anything other than human. Yeah, they can be busy. They might be willing to talk, they might not. If you're committed, just try again later. Give them a couple days or something, if they're willing to offer that something terrible happened then give them a week. They might look at the illustrations on your channel or your avatar and immediately decide they dislike you. People are fickle and shallow and that's nothing new.

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churl...

>> No.84545109

>>84542692
I saw simpleflips playing it with his friends online so I assume its a mod or some emulator funcion.

>> No.84545117

>>84544895
I see

>> No.84545310

>>84542692
A lot of emulators support NetPlay nowadays.

>> No.84545429

>>84544252
Are you me. I'm a nervous wreck in online chat since I can't get a grasp of people's facial expression

>> No.84545433

>>84541121
top is certainly not true

>> No.84545532

>>84539603
Most people in their 20s were at the very least culturally aware of FNaF and it's foundational audience back when Markiplier was doing videos of it and probably the start or near the start of the ”scare cam” trend that probably influenced the creation of vtubers in a significant way. So he's really not far off. If he was his audience wouldn't know what the fuck a Fazbear is.

>> No.84545632

>>84541426
age of mythology?

>> No.84545686

Work sucks. I miss streaming.

>> No.84545753

>>84541426
You can always use pirated versions and zerotier. I've played plenty of older rts with friends this way.

>> No.84545845

anyone live so i know who to raid next time

>> No.84545919

>>84541121
>tfw a living example of the bottom row
Got me to lift and change my aesthetic from shouta aoi to kiryu kazuma. Gotta evolve with the times man

>> No.84545939

>>84545429
I'll turn on my VTubeStudio just for you anon :3c

>> No.84546527

Finally cozy threads

>> No.84546603
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84546603

Been a while since I mentioned it, but if any of you guys want to automate some stream stuff, SAMMI and streamer.bot are really powerful tools! I can also help you set up sammi and any redeems you want to try with it! - Hazmat

>> No.84546709

if i have sex with gurun will this accelerate his lewd arc or decelerate it

>> No.84546754

>>84538686
this place feels like /soc/-lite sometimes

>> No.84546789

>>84546709
Immediate sex addiction is my prediction.

>> No.84546832

>>84545429
>I can't get a grasp of people's facial expression
Oh god this
The worst problem is i got a few "friends" backstab me recently and now im even more nervous
At least in voice i get tone inflection but just written chat makes me really nervous

>> No.84546859

>>84546709
he will probably hyperfixate on you if you do it smartly

>> No.84546873

>>84546603
decelerate, he'll have an outlet.

>> No.84546891

>>84546709
>>84546754
>>84546789
>>84546832
Because it is /vsoc/. It's just faggots talking about their fetishes and catty drama (real or larp)

>> No.84546935

>>84546873
his ass will be my outlet

>> No.84547124

>>84546873
Wrong quoted?

>> No.84547127

>>84546891
Sad state of affairs

>> No.84547275
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84547275

glorpo vs capybara war

>> No.84547379

>>84547275
Did glorpo know about 9/11.
if so why did he not stop it.
if not where was he when he found out.

>> No.84547423

>>84547275
I am anti glorpo now

>> No.84547643

>>84547379
the timeline must not be disturbed

>> No.84547851

I miss you

>> No.84548059

>>84547851
No you don't, you miss the attention.

>> No.84548085

>>84547851
I miss someone too but she doesn't care anymore lol. Used up all my sympathy crying about it for so long. Just do what I do and stalk their twitter until you're so emotionally crushed that you have to stop and go lie down. Then sleep, wake up, repeat. This is an amazing infinite self-pity glitch. Use generously

>> No.84548143

>>84548085
Fuza...

>> No.84548433

Vtubers?

>> No.84548538

YNGMI~

>> No.84548544

>>84548143
who

>> No.84548700

>>84547275
Hey glorp! Any updates on your model progress?

>> No.84548790

>thread is slow and comfy again

thank god, this is the natural of /asp/. We're back to normal.

>> No.84548834
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Any of you know of a skeb artist that does realistic (or realistic-ish) style paintings and can do western style faces?

>> No.84548926

For the next hour, I will contemplate on how I could make it as a chuuba and how to produce meaning content besides the reality of the "always centered on the present" way that presents twitch to any mildly close user of the platform.
This is but just a roundabout way to say that (You) could make it if you found some worth trying to aspire to. Have a good rest of your time -w-

>> No.84548939

>>84548700
glorpo will show what he work on when time right

>> No.84549060

>>84547275
Yes! I hate capybaras too, I KNEW I was choosing you to be my asp waifu for a reason. Love glorpo

>> No.84549254

Glorpo will you collab with others? If so how will you do it, seeing how few words have you used to express yourself /here/? Will be a soundboard? Is this your first time chuubing? Is the tiktok alien trend a coincidence for your existence? When first stream???

>> No.84549367 [DELETED] 

>>84549254
□■⧫ 🙵■□ □■⧫ 🙵■□ ■□ □■⧫ 🙵■□

>> No.84549377

>>84549254
glorp!

>> No.84549397

>watching jp loli vtbuer artist
>tell her how cute the drawing she is working on is
>she says that she molded the thighs in it on her own and starts slapping her thighs
Chat we need to protect her ToT

>> No.84549403

>>84549367
sorry glorpo forgot use translator device
yes dont know dont know yes no dont know

>> No.84549454 [DELETED] 

>>84549403
□◆ ■■ 🙰◆⧫ ●🙵 □◆ ⧫

>> No.84549484

>>84549367
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>??
>yes
>no
?

>> No.84549537

>>84548790
/asp/ is a circle

>> No.84549544

>>84549454
>>84549367
hey retards 4chan doesn't display all the symbols for wingdings so your messages get chopped up and look like shit. just like your art does.

>> No.84549562

>>84549544
ogey

>> No.84549565

Giving glorpo my seed so that he speaks fucking english!

>> No.84549623

>>84549562
Should have made and used a glorpo ogey reaction instead, missed your chance...

>> No.84549653

>>84549623
glorpo tired

>> No.84549655

Why the fuck are you retards replying to camui?

>> No.84549663

I WILL STREAM TONIGHT (or extremely early tomorrow morning)

>> No.84549693

>>84549655
why shouldn't I?

>> No.84549833

>>84549544
Probably didn't notice because of some mental illness you contract from being a phonefag. These things happen, forgive and forget

>> No.84549902

>>84549655
Show me one substantial evidence that proves how Cumguy and Glorper are the one and same person. Pro tip: you have none

>> No.84549908

>>84549655
I don't think it's Camui, neither Shania. I think it's Chrii shitposting in here

>> No.84550043

>>84549908
I think glorpo is a dramawhore who wants to gain all the audience camui had in order to carry his name as a fading memory in the huge yet-to-come glorpo lore. He will make glorpina and he will create drama with her in order to grow his glorp brand, in a few years we will see glorp-related items all over our houses because he will have expanded enough to fund his own, chaper than any other, manufacturing factory of retail items with his characteristic brand. Glorp is a fucking genious about to glorp all over us.

>> No.84550078

-Glorpo Global Domination 2034-

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84550137

>>84550043
>>84550078
>>84549623

>> No.84550154

you are not doing yourself any favors by doing this, you can change your name but you cannot change yourself, otherwise you would have done so long ago

>> No.84550166

And thus the threadshitting returned

>> No.84550184

I already know who glorpo is and my google doc will be dropped in 48 hours unless my demands are met

>> No.84550225

the only way we're going to settle this is if glorpo and camui meet up and fight to the death

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84550259

>>84550154
>>84549655

>> No.84550322

Truth be told, Glorpo wants to fuck me and I know it.

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84550338

>>84550322

>> No.84550410

camui love

>> No.84550473

Glorpology 1:
If glorpo glorped his glorper glorply enough, will we get how many glorps as a result of said glorpening? • 10 Points

>> No.84550491

Do you meat riders have to shit up every thread with this?

>> No.84550612

>>84550491
its glorpo responding to camui, who is actively shitting up the thread because he noticed how glorpo responds to everything that has his name in it. One believes is being cherished, while the other ruins his reputation before he even debuts purely out of spite. I believe the first batch of responsed wasn't him but everything after that is just camui encouraging glorpo, who as an autist doesn't realize how weird it all is.

>> No.84550654

>>84550338
I did not post this! Glorpo is for pets and hot chocolate! I would never lewd a Glorpo

>> No.84550709

>>84550612
you are retarded if you think someone wouldn't notice if he was encouraged to act like a clown in public, specially since the rest of the thread is telling them to stop
he is camui or he is one of his dickriders

>> No.84550748

>>84550709
glorpo dont care glorpo want fun that all
glorpo no camui

>> No.84550783

>>84548939
You're very charming and I'm really looking forward to it, Glorpo. Your art is adorable. The orange cat approves of the green dog. I do not think you're any of these yucky people they're framing you as. I believe in Glorpo.

Please do yourself a favor and ignore when people say negative things about Glorpo here. When you defend yourself, it just tells the people in this thread that whatever they're saying gets under your skin.

If I can give one other word of advice, you should finish your model and do a test stream at least before pushing yourself too much on /asp/. Twitter is ok and will be more beneficial for you to build a presence there in the long run. If you'd like to post more in /asp/ before streaming then I'd recommend using your skills to draw aspies, that will make a lot of people happy.

>> No.84550794
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84550794

>> No.84550808

>I want fun, pay no attention to my spam
?????
if you want fun go do it somewhere where spamming is welcomed

>> No.84550835

Glorpo is a known schizo and has posted their shity art here before under many different names

>> No.84550837

>>84550709
At least as likely is his alogs just can't keep his name out of their mouths and see him being every rock and tree and have to keep reminding everyone about him. This isn't his general talk about something relevant for a change.

>> No.84550885

>>84550808
we will either have glorpotalk or camuitalk your choice anon

>> No.84550941
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84550941

Live in 20 min with the weekly Just Chatting/Fitness check-in. Yappin about songs that make you cry, a comic about my BIG CITY trip, retirement home LAN parties, and a bunch of other stuff.

Twitch.tv/alpinalbench

>> No.84550969

>>84550885
Off topic or off topic is a hell of a choice anon

>> No.84550971

>>84550885
I chose to report both talks

>> No.84550974

>>84550885
At least camuitalk is entertaining

>> No.84551056

Glorpo tickles me on every single shitposter braincell, and I want to not shitpost so much but its so fun when somebody does so nonchalantly like him ;-; it gets my zoomer brain going, but maybe this will be the second to last glorpo post, I dont want him to be hated...

>> No.84551147

>>84551056
if he doesn't want to be hated he should keep his astroturfing to a minimum until he actually starts streaming

>> No.84551167

>>84551056
There's a board for non vtubers to doodle their low effort OCs. It's called /i/.

>> No.84551186

>>84550794
cute fanart

>> No.84551232

just filter the new schizo word

>> No.84551312

>>84551232
this

>> No.84551391

i could use a wake up blowjob from a cute boy vtuber

>> No.84551394

I'm 50/50 on Glorpo being Camui. Honestly Glorpo, just post a vocaroo or something. I'd like to support you, but the timing is just extremely suspicious.

If you really aren't him, then sorry your experience here isn't going so well. This is not a great time to debut on /asp/ as a mute streamer lol

>> No.84551436
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84551436

>>84551391
same

>> No.84551461

>>84551391
Adding the word vtuber to your shit post doesn't make it on topic retard

>> No.84551553

>feel like shit
>accidentally tore off my finger nail whole fidgeting
>now in pain and bleeding
Fuck my fucking life man

>> No.84551563
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84551563

ok gorpo go ....... glorpo warn already .....

>> No.84551642

>>84551563
An adult made this post

>> No.84551658

>>84551553
Nails grow back it's fine

>> No.84551688

>>84551642
above 30 year old

>> No.84551709
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84551709

what did sharko meant by this?

>> No.84551747

>>84551553
If you do it enough, it feels nice

>> No.84551883

>>84551658
>>84551747
It did feel good but I'm just mad at myself because now I have a mess and I have to cover it up. My body is already covered in cutting scars and cigarette burn marks

>> No.84551895

>>84551394
Glorp Glorp
https://voca.ro/1eNngjCdipEI

>> No.84552019

>>84551895
i called it and no one believed me

>> No.84552029

>>84551895
what the fuck did I just listen to

>> No.84552042

>>84551895
NTA, but I didn't want to know what he sounded like while taking a shit.

>> No.84552130

pantsu is cute and made to sit on big bros lap eating snacks

>> No.84552133

>>84552019
Brother what the fuck are you talking about that wad the most random shit I heard in a long time how does that confirm anything besides glorpo being the maximum autist

>> No.84552167

>>84552029
An old denpa vocaroo

>> No.84552188

>>84551895
Glorpo you are a female glorpo? Holy shit gonna spunk my skank

>> No.84552205

>>84552167
why though

>> No.84552223

https://vocaroo.com/1dDr6wSzfsSW real glorpo vocaroo

>> No.84552244

>>84552167
ITS THE DENPA CHILLDO I REMEMBER NOW HOLY SHIT

>> No.84552279

>>84552205
Probably because the poster wants you to think she's involved. Obviously.

>> No.84552306

>>84551709
It was sharko encouraging this autist, gonna kill her now

>> No.84552308

>>84552167
glorpo is obviously a child of camui and denpa, camui raped her

>> No.84552395

>>84551709
Glorpo is the child of her and momo

>> No.84552416

>>84552306
you are not killing my future wife bucko

>> No.84552471

>>84552223
Stream with this poo poo filter and I will gift 50 subs once you get affiliate cuz its fucking funny

>> No.84552497

>>84552223
Male voice

>> No.84552516
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84552516

Hi chat, got any plans for today?

>> No.84552548

>>84552516
Going to ihop

>> No.84552554
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84552554

>>84551895
>>84552167
>>84552244
>>84552395
Couple days ago I told you it's denpa

>> No.84552565

>>84552516
Upload this to twitter too!

>> No.84552621

>>84552516
Why do you have binary code written in your hair?

>> No.84552625

>>84552554
Aren't you banned from her channel Rune.?Give it up already buddy.

>> No.84552630
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84552630

>>84552516
stinky

>> No.84552643

Zoom zoom zoom zoom i want you in my room

>> No.84552645

>>84552621
It's supposed to be lols but gumapi is retarded

>> No.84552677

Wait, are denpa and camui the same person?

>> No.84552685

>>84552554
Well yeah, the antennae and ear loops are literally just her original models hair buns and hair loops, and it's an alien. It's obvious nobody watches Denpa anymore though. How was anybody supposed to still know or connect those?

>> No.84552700
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84552700

>>84552548
ngl I dont like ihop at all
>>84552565
Bet, doing it now
>>84552630
bitch

>> No.84552713

>>84552630
oi you need to be saving these to call out the femboy meat. do your job right.

>> No.84552744

going to subway to get some food what should I get?

>> No.84552837

>>84552744
Cookie sub topped with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter

>> No.84552866

>>84552744
Meatball sub

>> No.84552902
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84552902

>>84552837
>>84552866

>> No.84552957

>>84552744
Subwoofer

>> No.84553012

>>84552744
ask for some uranium-235 inside your hot Italian
its a hidden menu item

>> No.84553045

>>84552744
Italian or a Philly, the only two options.

>> No.84553076

>>84552516
prostate poking a few cute boys is in the plans but it won't happen

>> No.84553082

>>84552744
Subway is shit desu. Go to potbelly firehouse sub make a better sando at home, or just go to your local bodega

>> No.84553117

>>84553082
Imagine living in a shit hole with bodegas

>> No.84553152

>>84538624
gm! i'll probably draw more over time because chiikawa cute. maybe ill sell some shitty ones in the future for like 5 bucks or something on vgen for non aspies...

>> No.84553186

>>84553117
Mutiple bodegas? Would have hot steam sex all day with them! I FUCKING LOVE BODEGA

>> No.84553279
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84553279

>>84553152

>> No.84553470

>>84552643
how do you get the lyrics wrong?

>> No.84553476

>>84553279
i need to force myself to do drawing reps somehow... money is a good way to do it

>> No.84553504

>>84552744
One of these
https://youtu.be/hX07NFted28

>> No.84553509
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84553509

Anyone know where to get this hat asset?

>> No.84553508

>>84552516
Being frustrated that a game I wanted to stream today isn't being released until after I'd be ending stream, so I gotta come up with something else.
>>84553279
oh hey, one of the reasons I don't want to hit the affiliate button.

>> No.84553524

>>84553470
The girls get younger but I stay the same age

>> No.84553589

>>84553524
uoh

>> No.84553648

>>84553509
Google images has 9001versions of that same png

>> No.84553700

>>84539561
just dm its easy

>> No.84553703

Excuse me?

>> No.84553705

>>84546603
I've been learning about it, and have had some success, but I've reached the end of ideas for it currently... once I have affiliate and can do redeems I'll have many more ideas available.

>> No.84553806

>>84553703
no change, bum. hit the road.

>> No.84553815

>>84546603
i have been playing with SAMMI to learn, it's really neat. what are some things you are doing with it, or planning on? I have a command right now that has a cooldown for each individual user.

>> No.84554127

I can't get you out of my mind

>> No.84554166

wait when did pafu get a new mic she sounds sex
also how did she get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuQFQ1qvpnA

>> No.84554291

>>84553076
well, you gotta believe anon. Not touching me tho
>>84553508
That sucks bro, hopefully your stream is still fire

>> No.84554294

>>84554166
>9 months ago
Also this girl is cute, whoever she is (not pafu)

>> No.84554386

>>84554166
can we please stop talking about this racist?

>> No.84554403

>>84553076
hihihihihihihihiihii :3

>> No.84554404

pafu taught gumpai racism

>> No.84554459

>>84554166
I have no idea what this is about but the comments are a dumpster fire of people mad about some beef I literally cannot sit through two hours to not understand or care about.

>> No.84554535

>>84554459
fishtank(sam hyde) drama

>> No.84554572

pafu raped a small tribe of pacific islanders and taught them about bratz dolls

>> No.84554637

>cody and pafu astroturfing
fuck this shit

>> No.84554648

Pafu is for very rough sex and gentle aftercare

>> No.84554675

pafu posted her face in discord

>> No.84554699

pauf put lead in the water and brought a plague upon our crops

>> No.84554714

>>84553117
You missing out cuz. The one in my block sells crack

>> No.84554742

pafu brought diseased rats to the new world

>> No.84554752

>>84553117
Dude I'd love to be able to walk around and buy food and chat with people. How can you hate that

>> No.84554824

>>84552516
Look up some ref pics for 2 projects tonight then contact an artist for one of them to talk pricing etc

>> No.84555008

Stepping on all the horny asp
https://litter.catbox.moe/voccnn.jpg

>> No.84555027

>>84554166
Summer is my friend, and we’ve been friends for a few years before I was a VTuber. I wanted to give her a platform to speak up first instead of people like Turkey Tom controlling the call.
>>84554637
Yup all me, not like I have a life or anything. I just sit here all day spamming the threads with retarded shit so people hate me more than they already do! Yippie!

>> No.84555063

>>84555027
Don't talk bad of my bro Turkey Thomas.

>> No.84555161

>>84555008
whore

>> No.84555227

Ok now I get it. I never liked her, she just reminds me of this other girl.

>> No.84555270

>>84555063
I don’t know much about him but at the time Summer was going through the height of her psychosis and reality disorder and she was insisting to tell everyone about serious legal accusations that could get her in trouble and I thought it would be better if a friend screened all the questions instead of asking shit that would escalate her mental illness. I just wanted to get her harm reduction so she didn’t get sued by Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune for accusations of serious crimes.

>> No.84555285

>Browsing some other boards to pass the time
>see an aspie related image
Just odd to see that we really do seem to have a presence here.

>> No.84555322

tier list of male vtubers wearing pantyhose

>> No.84555355

>>84555008
I don't feel anything looking at that

>> No.84555374

>>84555008
>https://litter.catbox.moe/voccnn.jpg
uwah

>> No.84555400

>>84555008
Fwofie...

>> No.84555428

>>84555008
Ainslie...

>> No.84555453

>>84555008
Shabby...

>> No.84555495

>>84555355
same, no bulge in some cute panties

>> No.84555512

>>84555227
who

>> No.84555530

>>84555008
Chrii...

>> No.84555545

>>84555008
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.84555560

>>84555027
how did you meet summer?

>> No.84555684

>>84555560
sum uh deez nuts in your mouth lmao

>> No.84555703

>>84555560
Through Tumblr!

>> No.84555747

Who made him delete his post... it was so cute...

>> No.84555754

>>84555684
*rapes you*

>> No.84555761

>>84555747
which post?

>> No.84555773

>>84552416
>>84552395
boy, both you dipshits are barking up the wrong tree

>> No.84555836

>>84555773
just marry me already sharko, I will be a good husband

>> No.84555860

>>84555703
i thought tumbler women were all transgender gay communists

>> No.84555869

>>84555836
>he doesn't know

>> No.84555877

>>84555773
Dont you fucking insult me you cocksucker

>> No.84555890

>>84555860
Who said summer is not transgender

>> No.84555920

>>84555890
proofs?
did pafu groom another?

>> No.84555945

>>84555836
Sharko likes w*men

>> No.84555968

>>84555945
dyrbi

>> No.84556103

>>84555968
yeh

>> No.84556116

>>84555860
No, tumblr has good pocketed communities outside of the main community of the website. Especially since the porn ban, the website has only gotten better. They even have a cute little vtuber community on there, not my type of content but a lot of people could meet new vtubers from there and probably benefit.
>>84555890
Summer is Detrans

>> No.84556128

>>84555945
little bro never heard of work lesbian for idols, the very thing all of vtubeing is based on

>> No.84556187

>>84556103
you're dumb

>> No.84556261

>>84556187
nah

>> No.84556336
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84556336

>>84544016
Can you beat any of the prospects?

>> No.84556382

>>84556128
>>84556128
Modern vtubeing is now all about being a whore and who can suck the largest ice dildo. Get with the times stinky old man!

>> No.84556473

>>84544016
gumpai is prime example that you will never find a girlfriend on the internet. There are literally ~hundred dudes lined up in her dms. Only because she showed her tummy and started hornyposting

>> No.84556489

>>84556473
i found my wife on the internet though

>> No.84556522

>>84556489
Yeah? What year was it?

>> No.84556543

>>84556522
2012

>> No.84556607

>>84556543
Fucking ojisan I wasn't even boy yet

>> No.84556634

>>84556607
Gurun...

>> No.84556641

>>84556607
congrats on the transition, bro :)

>> No.84556643

>also never listen to uwo fuck that guy fr

>he told me to never menhera post but i literally got 20k followers from doing so

>> No.84556663

aspiring vtubers?

>> No.84556698

>>84556643
same

>> No.84556754

>>84555374
>>84555008
i want to see...

>> No.84556781

>>84556663
all dead the only one left is https://www.twitch.tv/yuninya_

>> No.84556798

>>84556643
Wouldnt he like to be right lmao
Sadly he doesnt understand the female market, and got targetted as an unwanted influence by gumpai so they wont even collab because he tried to save her

>> No.84556802

>>84556473
Nearly 1000 people in her "unofficial" Discord too, she has exploded in popularity.

>> No.84556845

>>84556802
Is it really popularity if she isn't valued as a human and is seen as just a object to use and abuse?

>> No.84556914

>>84556845
Sure, she can benefit from it monetarily and ditch it after another mental breakdown.

>> No.84556931

>>84556845
She can live a better less shitty life and will even escape her shitty country if things keep going this direction.
GUMPAI AT THE OFFKAI 2025!!!

>> No.84556940

we need to support and dote on shota vtubers

>> No.84556958

>>84556845

exactly, popular for the wrong reasons. It's pretty pathetic how she eats up the attention even knowing this.

>> No.84557013

>>84556940
Im no shota but please dote on me I need it!

>> No.84557104

I need more donos. How to increse dono earnings chat?

>> No.84557110

>>84556802
>post tummy
>get 1000 people in her discord

Damn lucky her?

>> No.84557127

>>84556940
being doted on would be nice

>> No.84557150

>>84557104
Be nice

>> No.84557169
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84557169

>>84556845
She's probably got a lot of donations over those tummy pics on Twitter and Tumblr, plus all the Throne gifts too, it's full of Cinnamoroll

>> No.84557184

>>84557150
Im ebodiment of nice, now what chat

>> No.84557211

>>84557184
Pretend to be vulnerable

>> No.84557220

>>84557104
Show tummy and ass, it's worked for some.

>> No.84557255

>>84557184
I don’t know, it works well for me.

>> No.84557309

>>84555747
it's a litterbox and I missed it too

>> No.84557347

>>84557169
looks like mostly useless shit from gooners expecting pics to goon to, now if she just straight up got cash donations from paypigs THEN I would be impressed

>> No.84557384

>>84557220
im male chat

>>84557211
Also do it most streams now what

>>84557255
Ah thanks dont worry will get donos at some point

>> No.84557395

>>84557220
list of chuubas who have done this so I can go and check their numbers?

>> No.84557410

>>84557169
>>84557347
https://x.com/littleniibb this will be gumpai soon

>> No.84557415

>>84557169
Needs more Kuromi

>> No.84557548

>>84557410
her tummy is foking fat and ugly mate

>> No.84557561

>>84557410
>nothing but flesh posting
is this why everyone in /uoh/ hates her

>> No.84557702

>>84557347
She definitely has been getting donations too.

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84557810

>>84557561
I don't know who that is, I just saw her while looking at gumpai's post. But yeah now only coomberbait shit getting recommended under gumpai's stuff.

>> No.84557865

>>84557810
Look, even Bao has a NSFW account these days!

>> No.84557946

gumpai is in the thread right now since she just blocked me for my asp post. do with that knowledge what you will.

>> No.84557989

I'm getting ready to stream, should I wait until I'm affiliate before posting a throne? I don't want to come off as a gold digger.

>> No.84558013

>>84557989
do you really need a throne

>> No.84558023

>>84557946
meds

>> No.84558062

>>84557989
Does your non-existent audience need a place to buy you gifts?

>> No.84558072

>>84558013
I want an ASMR mic and anime figs

>> No.84558082

>>84558023
Gumpai should take some yes

>> No.84558107

>>84558072
Get a job

>> No.84558139

gumpai, can you make a twitter audio post and smooch the mic

>> No.84558191

i said it before and i will say it again i can buy anyone here a 3dio with my next twitch payout but only if they draw ryona of me.

>> No.84558226

>>84557989
Create the account, but don’t have it linked to your page yet

>> No.84558290
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84558290

https://voca.ro/1lJFWyt82nAv

>> No.84558328

>>84558290
FUCK its the schizo again. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson

>> No.84558446

>>84558328
we like schizos here

>> No.84558455

>>84558290
Fat girl voice

>> No.84558479

>>84558328
stop calling new people schizos dumbass

>> No.84558504

>>84558290
Mori cadence

>> No.84558551

>>84558290
You sound fat, can I give you money?

>> No.84558572

>>84558062
It's the Mel Nekomata approach, they'll get at least 1 paypig (maybe even date them like she is radical) so it makes it easier to have pre-existing links.
>>84557104
Do what Mel does
>Start Stream
>Post /here/ how you'll never get close to a paypig
>Cry on stream wondering where her paypig is
>Listen to their demand when they send you twitter DM
>Profit
It's easy to get donations.

>> No.84558586

Hi asp! If a skeb artist rejects me 7 times, and the 7th time I offered 200000jpy wrote in the request field "draw art" and a ref link, does it mean the artist hates me?

>> No.84558633

>>84558586
Try your luck with https://pastebin.com/xm2jgM7X instead

>> No.84558735

>>84558586
post their skeb

>> No.84558747

>>84558586
Take the hint brother

>> No.84558764

>>84558328
what I do
>>84558455
>>84558551
I'm 5"8 130lbs

>> No.84558780

>>84558586
You really offered $1400 on skeb?

>> No.84558823

>>84558572
I don't know if anyone has told you but literally nobody else here gives a shit about your vendetta. Fuck off.

>> No.84558850

>>84558764
We can increase this number. Please make a throne and add doordash gift cards.

>> No.84558855

>>84558780
I did! He still rejected me and it hurts :(
Do you think he finds my design not cute enough?

>> No.84558944

>>84558823
Okay Mel, whatever you say.

>> No.84558960

>>84558855
Maybe your design is far from their usual style of work? Or you’re just ugly.

>> No.84559023

>>84558944
The only thing I know about the bitch is that you can't shut up about her and she won't fuck you. We don't care about your whore problems.

>> No.84559036

>>84558850
I was actually planning to make a throne for Taco Bell gift cards and protein powder xD I haven't even streamed yet though

>> No.84559084

>>84558764
/asp/ is pro-ana. They even calling gumpai fat

>> No.84559104

>>84559084
she is fat

>> No.84559162

Who let /ag/ into the thread?

>> No.84559213

>give skeb artist loli ref
>explain I am a loli
>request several times my boobs be small
>get skeb few hours ago
>my boobs are bigger then my head
KILLING MYSELF

>> No.84559243

>>84559036
You can still make it. Please let me feed you!

>> No.84559290

>>84558572
I know Mel is your world, but that's just common practice

>> No.84559318

>we
You make it too obvious.

>> No.84559330

>>84559036
Camui…

>> No.84559355

>>84559213
Show evidence

>> No.84559381

>>84559213
Name and shame sis

>> No.84559410

>>84559318
I know the autism makes it difficult but nobody shares your creepy stalker fixation.

>> No.84559447

>>84558572
Mel is about to lose this supposed paypig she’s dating since she’s bragging about going on a date with a guy from work

>> No.84559467

>>84559410
So true sister, why can't the chuds just leave serial grifters to grift in peace?

>> No.84559519

>>84559213
That's just skeb, lil sis. It's highly recommended to comm a loli artist if you want loli art.

>> No.84559559

>>84559213
Nova…

>> No.84559567

>>84559467
What do you think annoying us about her every day and comparing her to everything posted in this thread accomplished? Are you stupid enough to think you're going to rouse a personal army to hunt down your beloved and make her pay back your donations?

>> No.84559569

I want to be a train vtuber like Thomas the tank engine except I will only stream once and have a animated video of my train self getting fucking murdered live on stream

>> No.84559599

>>84559559
She's an oppai loli tho she's supposed to have big boobs

>> No.84559627

>>84559569
I'm sure that both people who ever see it will be very shocked

>> No.84559771
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84559771

asp for this feel

>> No.84559803

>>84559771
uwo

>> No.84559878

>>84559447
Another lesson to aspies then.

>> No.84559900 [DELETED] 

I want to be told that you're proud of me, that I deserve some relaxation time and then proceed to fuck the living shit out of me.

>> No.84559934

Maybe its for the best I don't get mentioned here that often I have to astroturf alot anyway and it gets overlooked

>> No.84559969
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84559969

asp for this feel?

>> No.84559975

>>84559934
zeph coded post

>> No.84560036

>>84559934
We know Miyu, get back to your Fansly.

>> No.84560068

>>84559969
me

>> No.84560191

>>84559969
I can make a knife like this if I destroy one of the my melodies I have but I don't want to they are my babies

>> No.84560210

>>84559878
I’m pretty sure Mel doesn’t care, that’s how it seems to me at least. She doesn’t care if she has viewers or not, she doesn’t care if she has donations or not and she doesn’t care if she has unicorns or not. She seems to stream because she enjoys yapping while playing games she loves, just a shame she’s a scammer because she is the type of streamer I want to see more of.

>> No.84560340

>>84559969
omo

>> No.84560407

>>84553815
I've got a rock-paper-scissors combat RPG thing I've built in it that I'm mostly just waiting on some art to implement. Also working on some stuff for a rp call-in stream where I pretend to be a crackpot cryptid hunter running an internet radio talk show.

>> No.84560446

>>84560210
Shut up and kill yourself, stop stalking the girl and stop talking about her here, she has literally nothing to do with this thread.

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