/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

Sex with a buttbud.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Gurass

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>84498924
SNIFFFFF

>>84499037

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>84497676
>>84498113
https://wondernetwork.com/pings/Tokyo
Tokyo to US West Coast ~80 ms
Tokyo to US East Coast ~170 ms
Tokyo to Brussels ~230 ms
Tokyo to London ~240 ms
Tokyo to Oslo ~250 ms
Tokyo to Vienna ~260 ms

>>84499144
>IT'S THE PING
It was in fact, not the ping.

>>84499144
Now can you explain why she had what seemed like 3k ping for a while before going back to whatever her normal ping was?

>>84499144
that's nice but it doesn't mean anything if you use a VPN and you let it assign you to wherever has the least load or has capacity

>>84498999
>*Lo touché*

>>84499244
oh and you guys aren't considering wifi interference or a weak signal

Ok I guess I should probably go to work chumbies

>>84499200
If its anything like my neighborhood, someone is probably torrenting massive amount of stuff and is sucking up all the nectar.

>>84499328
Don't forget about cell tower throttling.

>>84499344
Don't hit any bobrs on the way chumbie

>>84499379
that girl over there peed in the ball pit...

>>84499385
do big name VPNs have hops using wireless?

>>84499244
A VPN would have resulted in packet loss that would have made her connection to the server choppy, not just high ping.
Also, there's no reason a VPN would stream to youtube perfectly while also suffering from outrageous ping spikes while connecting to the Tokyo MC server.
>>84499200
I cannot. That's why I'm wondering what her Internet issues are being caused by. It doesn't make sense.

>>84499200
Doesn't she use wifi like a dummy?

>>84499668
she calls all sources of internet wifi

>>84499328
>wifi interference or a weak signal
That would also affect her connection to youtube.
>>84499385
>cell tower throttling
She's not using a mobile connection. This isn't the third world. We use broadband in the US. Worst case, satellite.

Sometimes good wifi just shits the bed on random days. Usually during the night for me.

>>84499790
Gosh. She’s so freaking adorable

Could also just be a shitty router she doesn't replace because it works most of the time.
Seems kinda moot to keep going in circles about it when we'll never know for sure.

>>84499932
>>84499809
That would also affect her connection to youtube.

>>84499932
It’s not moot. It’s the opposite of moot, you knuckle dragging mongoloid.

gura should lock herself in the jail and pee in the corner and not clean it up for the other prisoners when she is let free

>>84499801
>That would also affect her connection to youtube.
The entire network stack from your PC to your ISP and Google's servers all prioritize streaming and upload packets.
>>84499622
>A VPN would have resulted in packet loss that would have made her connection to the server choppy, not just high ping.
You're over simplifying things. I work with network engineers daily and you're getting into a long winded discussion. Game engines are designed to handle packet loss with interpolation anyway.

>>84500035
How? Nothing said here will affect it in any way.

please stop trying to diagnose my wife's internet issues. she has only asked for you to diagnose her mental issues

>>84499932
I haven't changed my router in over a decade now. Maybe I should look into buying a new one

are they still bitching about this

MUST FUCK THE BRATTINESS OUT OF SHARK BRAT

>>84499144
Forgot to mention:
US East Coast to US West Coast ~70 ms

>>84500218
i think this is supposed to be a form a shitposting

>>84500075
She also had 700+ ping in Garry's mod.

>>84500118

MY Gurandma.

>>84500441
i'll tell her to stop routing all her traffic through tor

>>84500486
She was moving really weird that entire stream. Like she was heavy and sluggish.

>>84499244
Rape

>>84500191
I had one from Comcast for around 5 years and it started giving me issues until I called and found out they stopped doing firmware updates and it was unsupported now. They replaced it for free and I get better speeds as a result so it's worth looking into.

>>84500609
weighed down by her social anxiety

>>84500609
That happens to people with social anxiety. They get stiff around new people. Big contrast from how she moves when she's comfortable using home VR

>>84500658

>>84500609
F A T

>>84500559
You jest, but a distributed protocol would explain why she has a terrible connection to one server while also having a great connection to youtube.
Although I don't know if streaming through youtube over TOR is practical or if it even works.

>>84500859
Vape

>>84500788
>>84500795
umai...

>>84500788
>>84500795
>>84500882
...or pregnant

>>84500891
>Although I don't know if streaming through youtube over TOR is practical or if it even works.
You can but it's slow as hell

>>84501045
pregnant is fat you retard

Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.

I’ve been gone a while but I want to apologize to that one anon that said Gura gets off to us masturbating to her. I wasn’t aware of your game

>>84499200
>why she had what seemed like 3k ping for a while
That's the weirdest part. Her stream was absolutely fine. It was just her connection to the server that shat on the floor and rolled around in it.

>>84501045
>still got to be Umisea's center despite that
her idol power is too strong

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>84500891
Idk why everyone’s discussing ping but I have a steady low ping when I play games unless I move my device 5 feet to the right. It jumps to 200+ in multiplayer games and I can barely play hoyoverse games. Gets even worse when streaming for friends. This is mostly because my router is old

MY wife

>>84501342
The concert performances and dances were recorded way before the 3D promotion stream with Sora, Aqua, Ina, Suisei, Moona, etc. where they were throwing around and trying to catch the balls.

>>84501430
Do you maintain a good connection to your youtube stream while it happens?
Oh, you don't stream? Then you don't understand why people are confused about her Internet issues because yours aren't the same at all.

>>84501410
Perverts yes, creepy no at least not to her.

>>84501604
but you called Gura fat / sluggish / preggo during those performances too

>>84501712
>Streaming for friends
Anon you ignored the second half of the post where it literally says that

>>84501712
I've watched a streamer have a flawless stream connection with no hiccups while spiking to 600 ping from their usual 30 randomly during a 15 minute time period before.

>>84500713
I always buy my own router and modem.
If you use the router and modem comcast or whatever brings to you, they use it to track everything you do and sell your information to other companies.

Is gura not playing minecraft tonight as well I take it?

>>84501809
She was literally sitting down the whole time for one of them.

>>84501881
You're right. I did. I read that as "playing with friends". My bad.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>84502147
ye

>>84501928
I don’t have any technical terminology as to why but essentially your connection to insert streaming site is more stable than your device and the game both communicating with the server. It’s why you can get ddosed

>>84501775
>no at least not to her

>>84502147
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy didn't send anyone to the gallows today...

>>84502469
Anti

>>84502381

Gura's membership asmr is wild.

>>84502375
Basically it's a matter of billion dollar corporations being able to deploy servers and cache data everywhere V.S. some lone game server communicating to you through UDP which has no guarantees.

Google created brand new protocols on top of global and long standing standards like UDP just to improve streaming. Just giving a sense for the differences at play here.

sometimes I like to put my face close to the screen and stare into gura's eyes

I'm worried that they decided to do and spend a ton of money making this massive EN collab because one of them might be graduating.

>>84502018
please stick with this narrative because it has the most sense of retardation to it and I won't tell you how and why, not like you can try to backpedal on this now thought

Gura is cock hungry

Where frame

suck her front tail

Gura ate my cereal

I have gas

today i will eat sushi

>>84502147
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! I WANT TO WATCH HER PUT PEOPLE IN THE GALLOWS!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!

Wife cute?

>>84503324
Enjoy your tasty food chumbie. I'll be eating eggs for dindin

>>84503392
Gura ugly.

>>84503392
gura the cutest

>>84503366
Anti

This lazy fucking shark.

>>84503392
Soon

>>84504074
But she's always cute?

>>84504215
There has been no proof of this

>>84504246
explain this then

>>84504618
is that a blue roach

Gura-chan is so cute that I want to do inappropriate things to her T u T

>>84503003
No. I know what you're thinking. You're saying that if the performances were recorded before the promotion stream, then the one with her sitting down would be too.
My point is that even for those performances, she was kind of sluggish and didn't move around a lot. So when they recorded them back in March, she could still dance, but they wanted her to go easy on it and so had her sit for one of them. Or maybe the other performances were recorded earlier and the sitting down one was recorded closer to the concert.
It'd also explain why later in the year she got slower, and had the skinwalked kanauru MVs made for her birthday and why she was suddenly so good at dancing for connect the world (because it wasn't her). And also that one gif of her scratching her tummy where it was a bit further away from the model.
... is what I would say if I was even serious about any of this.
Which I'm not.
Or am I?

>>84505165
trying too hard. i recognize your shitposts from /#/

>>84504806

>>84505307
MOOOOOOODS

>>84505270
>/#/
Ew. I don't go to numbers. Or global.

>>84505389
get a life deborah

Hey Gura, can you put on a permission request for Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies, it's an "among us" kind of game with voice chat but within the office and more RP and up to 22 people. It's kind of giving the office (US) vibes. I think the entirety of EN would do some amazing RP at this game.

So CC and Fauna are going to do Ame's dungeon today without Gura?
That's disappointing.

You know how if you use the same joke over and over again it gets old and has no impact? The same applies to shitposting.

>>84505647
Gura will probably do the dungeon with Ame tomorrow

Are you queers done acting like a bunch of homos? Can we go back to discussing cunny?

>>84505847
Ame is streaming at 2am maybe Gura will join her

>>84506044
what is Kiara's bitch up to streaming at that time?

>>84506044
She's only building her bathhouse though

>>84505847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyOxBS0Cx8E
You mean in 7 hours?
Ame is also going to play it without Gura. Ame probably couldn't stream tonight at a normal time because of her family.

>>84505847
I feel like Myth are planning to do the final dungeons together

>>84506044
ame is on the server right now

Gura cute Gura cute!

i thought there was a dungeon for every member or was it just myth? is this the last dungeon?

Wife soon?

>>84506702
Chapter 1 is only Myth and it ends on Saturday. Chapter 2 will be Promise, but no one knows when that starts and if it is even in Minecraft

>>84506702
Chapter 1

>>84505165
This is a lot of words to say you're genuinely retarded.

>>84506862
Go back

>>84506801

>>84506810
I would assume it's gonna continue to be minecraft. This would be a ton of effort put in for just a single week of streams if not. Would make sense to just continually build on the kingdom.

Maybe she will stream tomorrow?

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

Get back in the doghouse, Gura, the doberman needs his bitch cunny, woof woof.

they ran out of salman onigiri

>>84508456

>>84506810
aw Saturday? I was hoping saturday would be the drinking stream. I cant watch on friday and sunday :( guess I gotta drink to the vod - yippie...

>>84508827
assuming it even happens this friday kinda makes sense since she planned it for last friday

>>84505636
What’s your obsession with collabs?

>>84508827
Drinking stream? (I’m behind on vods right now)

Me (picrel) protecting my wife from all of you sex pests in /ggg/

>>84509274
I will never fall for that, scum!

>>84509267
She mentioned she had a 'funny drink' prepared for a stream idea last week, then moved it to this week last Friday
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1829551232530464772

I'm telling you, the funny drink is ipecac

the funny drink is ame's saliva, she delivered a jar of it in person when she gave the vagina candle and told gura to age it before drinking it

>>84510097
uhhhh, this is kinda hot.

>>84510174
uhhhh, this is kinda hot.

>>84510097
>>84510174
uhhhh, these are kinda mid.

>>84510097
>>84510174
>>84510286
>>84510520
uhhhh, these are kinda hot

>>84510174
Cute!

>>84509449
Sometimes I think I should make an X, formerly known as twitter, account. Also I hate these collabs

WIEF WIFE WIFE

Gura logged into Minecraft

why is she joining the server get off it this is supposed to be your rest day

big fish is real

FRAME ANY MINUTE NOW, SHE JUST FORGOT TO PUT IT UP

>only 3 people streaming are in dungeon
so much for bigfish hunting

oh boy bigfish spotting my favorite

>>84511722
bigfish spotting was the best, my favorite is when she turned kiara schizo

>>84511695
Big cat and Rock are starting pretty soon if she stays on.

>>84511770
It was FUCKING TORTURE and you are lying to yourself if you say flipping between random streams hoping to see her was fun.

>>84511537
Is she near anyone?

>>84511828
Nah, it was kino

>>84511813
She'll probably stay on if they do that court case for real, maybe not though

>>84511828
it sucked but we are well past the point where beggars can be choosers

>>84511770
i like how gura was living under IRyS floor boards stealing her stuff

gura joining ame for building while they can't be spotted
sneaky

>>84511927
Only downside about it was that she would also be found at times where even JP wasn't streaming

Gura having sex with Ame in game as we speak!

I just told my friends I was gonna play games with them, but now I want to watch for my wife..

>>84512132
Ame joined the server early? Her stream is at 2 AM ET

I'm so pissed at this shark for making me have to open 5 streams right now instead of having a chill time following one person.

I had a dream that I was hanging out with Gura and Ame and I made Gura cry because I wasn't an LGBT ally.

>>84512199
Only 3 people are streaming

>>84512199
thanks for that, I cared alot more about hololive back during rust but I don't really care anymore let alone enough to do that again, please continue to do my work for me so I can check timestamps later

>>84512267
Raora and Biboo start in a few minutes and Gigi is a few minutes after that. It is going to be pure hell.

>>84512199
you could just be smart and watch /hlgg/ for spottings.

>>84512303
>Raora and Biboo start in a few minutes and Gigi
Well that's only 1 more person to check.

>>84512341
who do you think is posting them?

>>84512389
there are chumbuds that refuse to watch anyone else

>>84512303
you whinge too much
3 are currently locked into a dungeon dying over and over, that just leaves the other 3

>>84512531
I shouldn't have to follow ANYONE this has ruined my night!

>>84512615
there there cumbaby it'll be okay she'll probably be in a call with ame the whole time and run when anybody sees her anyway

Exit my wife

>>84512758
Did she leave?

>>84512758
THANK YOU GURA

>>84512849
Yeah.

Enter my wife

>>84512896
That's actually my wife though

>>84512896
>>84512758
don't mind if I do both repeatedly

>>84512896
Evey day and night.

>>84512896
I'll enter my wife.

I think Gura gets off on frustrating bigfish watchers.

>>84513207
if she did she would've stayed online

>>84513250
That wouldn't frustrate them. That would be the opposite.

welp nothing interesting happening tonight, so goobnight

>>84513344
GURA GOT BACK ON

>Gura aggressively shoves you onto the bed, gets on top of you, and stares into your eyes
What would you do in this situation?

>>84513736
>>84512896
>>84512758

>>84513736
Chuu~

>>84513736
this implies I would let her shove me, since she would be too weak to do so, I'd either let her ride me, or I'll turn her around, get on top of her and mating press her.

>your crimes are never hidden under the eyes of god
so that's what gura was doing, putting up sign

I feel like there is a good chance at a Gura, Ame, Moom trio tomorrow for the Ame dungeon. Would be kino

>>84514232
the sign was there yesterday

>>84511828
They aren’t lying to themselves they’re lying to you. Half the big fish “sightings” were things we knew retroactively because nobody else knew until she said it on stream. They just use it as an excuse to watch other girls while avoiding their generals

>>84511927
Sure you do

>>84514291
oh thanks

>>84514422
https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=663

>>84512522
Only watching the person you want to see a novel concept

>>84514458
thanks and now Gura is confusing me with the fact demure is a meme word now again

>>84514323
>>84514570
dumb anti, fuck off

>>84514679
first one is correct to some degree though, it was only known after the fact that Gura was hiding under stairs and foundations and shit and stealing food from IRyS's horse feeder things(troughs?)
jumping right to that as an example of bigfish hunting is 200% a larp

>>84514323
NTA, but I if Gura isn't streaming, I watch other holos too, and if I wanted to, I'd just talk about them here. I don't need an excuse like "looking out for bigfish sightings".
Although usually I only bring up the one I'm watching if asked or if something Gura related happens.
Hope you appreciate it.

>>84515110
I knew it was Gura stalking Kiara, it was pretty obvious once they refused to speak

Yeah so minecraft sucks for trying to spot people

>>84515415
She's not on so it's not like it matters

hopefully she's watching a stream and is on board with CC's plot to capture Bijou's soul already

ames dungeon being a sewer is pretty funny

>>84515767
She seemed very confused the other day when CC tried to explain it to her but really like how enthusiastic she was about it so she should be fine with whatever for the RP.

I made garlic pork chops and now I can't get the taste of garlic out of my mouth

>>84516087
luckyyyyyy

I would've lost my patience trying to talk to mococo and fuwawa

no gooa gaga today :(
my day felt like shit nyaa

I really hope Gura will be one of the judges for the trial that's supposed to happen now

>>84518842 (me)
I didn't mean "now" as in right now, but that it is apparently happening

>>84518842
Goob should be the executioner

>>84517961
larping as mister bud or s'ghetti bud is where i draw the line for shitposting

>>84518968
that too

>>84519026
Nya?

>>84518968
but gura hasn't build the execution punishment yet! People are mistaking the jail for it!

I don't want spoilers for when gura does the dungeon so I'm gong to bed, goob night

>>84520618
I'll take that as a yes, did Gura know? she said it so nonchalantly

Child

>>84515180
If I wanted that I would camp global at least I know they aren’t using gura as an excuse.
This isn’t directed at you though just in general

Cozy hours?

>>84524937

/ggg/ disapproved holoEN chuubas do not bring them up:

>ERB
homowhores won't be tolerated and just because this bitch once said "I hate bullies" on stream doesn't mean she's now immune to criticism
>Bijou
rude, annoying, cringier version of Bae
>Ame (in the context of shipping)
just go to global bruh. also Gura has been ironic over the Gurame ship for three years at this point
>Fuwamoco
rude, annoying, cringeworthy, self-absorbed, too /jp/, worst fanbase
>Kiara
drama bait, yab bait, me-me-me

>>84525359
hey schizo, you should drink paint

what an awkward day

>>84525700
no gura is a bad day

A dog got caught in the gallows

>>84525359
Add Gigi for directly trying to cuck Gura but losing like plague ridden rat

>>84525359
add fauna to the list

>>84526765
A Fuwamoco dog or a dog dog?

>>84527511

>>84527511
>>84527603
what the fuck is that

>>84527690
Dinogura

>>84527690
>>84527726
Savannah pattern dinogura.

>>84527444
the fluffy one

>>84527726

i miss gura

i dont think gura will build anythign else

>>84529000
more gallows

>>84529378

>>84525359
Pretty good list. Missing:
>Gigi
Gigaleech prime trying to insert herself into Gurame kino. Annoying laugh, ugly fake chink voice, probably also a disgusting seanigger like Bitchjew

Why did they take EN prime time away from her?

>>84529647
damn you okay chumbud?

holy crud
https://x.com/holine02/status/1831128690425520609

>>84529000
The gallows themselves is a pretty big power move in and of itself.

>>84529647
>like Bitchjew
We like Gura and Mumei here.

>he waited an hour to reply to himself

>>84528787
>>84529269
>>84527726
>>84527606
rubrubrub

lol Ame streaming the minecraft right now. Gura is going to be the only one behind, aside from Kiara who is in Japan doing shit. So pathetic and lazy

>>84525359
>Shiori
A total bitch. How can you not include her? Remember the first day of the Minecraft thing, she accused Gura of being I original and stealing her idea. What the fuck did she mean by that? Gura was just as confused.

>>84530904
>only one
>ONLY ONE BTW GUYS

>>84531050
fucking phoneposters

>>84531190
What's up with all of the Shiori defenders? She is clearly the worst one. Talking to Gura like that and you're defending her seanigger ass, lol.

>>84531094
Yes, the only one, because Kiara has a legit excuse to not play.

>>84531291
Someone already explained this to you a few days ago, you ESL turd.
>>84245722

>>84531358
Shouldn't bother replying, but Bae's on break so she's not playing anymore and Kronii is also done for the rest of this phase.
>>84531291
Shiori is just autistic as fuck, not malicious.

I can't wait for the drinking stream. Gura will surely become tipsy and cyb0rseggz us.

>>84530904
Ame said she was going to do the dungeon tonight, so it will probably be with Gura.

>>84531291
shes sea?

What da chumbies doin upon this midnight dreary?

>>84531860
NTA, but she's American. But she said she's Asian and Catholic and so she's most likely Filipino. Maybe mixed.

>>84532150
Watching Ame and catching up on a few threads before bed

>>84532553
I love the nyamunyamy

here's the clip of gura being a schizo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebR0cW8KQo

>>84532726
Kek

>>84532726
the clip isn't as good as just watching it from Gigi's perspective
https://www.youtube.com/live/VgMSugOH5DA?t=1350s

>>84532726
I also liked when Gura called Fauna the town schizo for the same reason

>>84533252
here's that from Fauna's perspective since I think it's fun to see Goob from other streams
https://www.youtube.com/live/E2JxBxhda9I?t=170s

>>84533529
sleep tight buddy

>>84533529
Oyasame

>>84533529
sharkdreams

Gura is a princess. T u T
https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=11203

Goob

>>84535724
go back to /cc/ faggot

>>84535878
You sound like you need to rub the dino tummy

I"M DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

>>84536992
WTF GURA POST CUNNY NOW

>>84536992
Cyb0rseggz member stream?

>>84536992
Sounds like bedtime.

Pee

>>84537574
Why is there milk in that bucket?

>>84537976
Milk?

Booba huhaha