/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Useless eurobuds taking 5 hours to make a new thread

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

S L U T

Miss her mustache

sex with this creature

Why doesn't Gura like humans with penises? She only have said 1 nice thing about a penis equipped human and at the same time sad 384038404 nice thing about humans with mono-slits, whats up with tthat?

For real how do I get a girl like Gura? Without the tail is fine. I just want to feel the warmth of a tiny womanchild.

thinking about how all of her clothes have a hole on her back for her tail to go through. makes my day better

>>84471597
Asia is full of womanlets

>>84471597
Try a middle school or most Asian countries
Some of the shaddy parts of Latin America aren't a bad option either

>>84470714
SNIFFFFF

>>84471657

I'm watching cave diving accidents, it's scary, why do people be do be that? The only cave i want to explore is Guras

It glows in here

Baguraette honhonhon

This is insane! The Scarlet Hats control the mercantile, the lottery, a royal candidate puppet, and now capital punishment?!

For King and Cunny!

Gura cute
Gura wife

>>84471961
Move along citizen, nothing to see here

>>84472000
Trips of truth and there's nothing wrong with that

>>84471961
You can see them if you're driving, just run them over, that's what you do

>>84471943
idk, people take a lot of unnecessary risks. I wonder if people could live in good health for 1,000 years, would they still be so reckless...

goo morning

Gura is perfect for sexual bullying and ryona T u T

goob morning
i love gura

I lost track of time playing zomboid again chumbies

Good morning Gura, this is your Anonymous Complaint Board, who do you want to complain about today?

>>84473749
i dropped my cookie

>>84473749
I want to complain about Gura's cun cun. It's too tight, can't fit it in.

Here's Gigi listening to the botulism bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebR0cW8KQo

>>84474582
Already posted in the last thread you retarded retard

>>84471597
Thailand, but most are gold diggers and will only stick around if you have money.

must protect

must rape

I love my wife so much!!

>>84475399
>>84475501
the duality of men...

MY wife

Consider this.

>>84476338

sex symbol of hololive

>>84476609
ryonabud will reply to this

gonna drop some transparent stuff

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Not love read
I gonna Gura!!

>>84476765
>>84476802
kyoot

Not goona Gura
I LOVE reading!!

i becaem georg?

>>84477730
so close

>>84472000
careful with that post, antiscarletism is a hate crime

Botulismbuds how we holding up?

>>84474783
Don't care EUbud

this is now a bloopbud thread

Sex with a fembud.

>>84478582
i HATE bloop

>>84480066
triple dubs...

Is Gura still the same same desu?

>>84479500
Would T u T

>>84480191
No she isn't. She's burnt out and partially retired. She said she hates seeing her own content on her personal account

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>84480953
lol

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

pebbles hatred toward gura need to be studied

>>84482412
Your obsession towards people that don't matter to Guys needs to be studied.

>>84482543
i'm not obsessed i just wonder why this >>84482061 kind of post even exists

>>84482543
Gura*, I hate phoneposting.

>>84482631
The fact that you even care what a potential shitposter/falseflagger says is something you should think about.

>>84482715
eh, i like gura and i never wish something like that to their oshi, just wondering why a literal inoffensive shark-girl streamer rent free with so much hatred in their brain

>>84482834
This is something you'll see everyday newfag. Trying to communicate and reason with these bad actors won't get you anywhere. Just ignore them and enjoy the Gura content when it happens.

>Shondo's best friends turn out to be Gura's best emotional supports in HoloEN
Who would've thought that?

>>84483050
fine, i will try to ignore them even though its hurt to see her getting shitposted like that, not a newfag I just noticed the hatred toward her increased like 4 folds

>>84483050
You are talking to the one who posted that shit dumbud

hallo

>>84483540
SHUT UP

>>84483462
Doesn't seem like it at all with the lack of capitalization.
>But dude could be using different posting styles for each of their "personas"
Benefit of the doubt.

>>84470920
samen

>>84473324
>>84475501

https://streamable.com/m4cjj0

>>84485715
is that why there's no frame yet?

>Absolutely nothing about Gura's Gallows
>It's all just Gurame art
Fanarts once again being obnoxious shippers

MY Gurandma

>>84476629
Why? Does ryonabud have a mouth fetish?

>>84485986
nobody wants to draw a gallows it's too complicated

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>84486103
They could at least make edgy Gura drawings from it but it's nothing but shipping.

https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=8568
What was even the point of her saying this? Was it supposed to be a joke or was she referencing something people said somewhere?
Or does it have a double meaning because she isn't pretending to be someone else saying that, and she means she literally hates being Gura now?

>>84486276
schizo

>>84486149
>find a cute fembud, quickly hit it off with her and get married
>cuddle with her to watch Gura whenever she streams
>show all her vods to your daughters in the future so they can love her too

>>84486192
Gura approves of shipping so it's fine

>>84486337
Never said there shouldn't be any, but when it's nothing but shipping, like in this case, that's when it gets obnoxious.

https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=2176

>>84486276
I could explain it to you but I'm choosing not to because you've been threadshitting for half a day now

>>84486276
Is self depreciating humor hard to understand for ESLs?

someone post the dislike soundpost

>>84486192
>It's not finished
>No one used it yet
>Last stream was literally intended to be a date stream
I think you should chill out

Are we all creepy perverts?

i am the frozen peach rotting under gura's fridge

stream today?

>>84486725
Pea*******
Retard

https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=4404

>>84486732
It'd be really disappointing if their wasn't especially since there's already members being accused of criminals and it'd be a shame not to immediately follow up on it.

>>84486810
This is so hot... I love ntr now

>>84486061
he likes goth gura because she looks depressed

>>84486810
NICE GALLOWS sent me. nerissa is alright

>>84486810
Netori has always been based.

>>84487054
No.

>>84486276
how about you scroll 5 minutes back and listen to the entire segment

>>84487133
why are you replying to him as if he's not being disingenious

>>84485986
t. Gonathan

>>84487158
I dont know, i didnt have anything other to respond to. It was either that or I ask a dumb question myself which would get ignored anyway.

https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=6223

is gura actually sick with the shits when she says dysentery? I can't tell

>chat was so fucking annoying with the bathroom passes that Gura decided she would prefer to get pee crystals
chumbies are killing their oshi...

gura might have saved my life i made some wine a few weeks back (first time doing this) but somehow the pH isnt low enough and maybe it produced botulism toxin. i for sure wouldve just drunk that shit anyway. down the drain it goes

>>84487681
Just try it, I'm sure it's okay

>>84486725
Gura eating a frozen peach would be hot as fuck

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>84487968
>>84487988
uuuuu fembud prime milkies

>>84488103
ye

>>84487968
>>84487988
>sees fauna
>thinks of mommy milkers

>>84487707
well i did try a little of it, for testing of course. but looking further into it, the immune system can deal with some amount of botulism toxin, however i'm not willing to risk drinking the entire batch and i'd rather just start a new one. thankfully it was only about 2 gallons as a first attempt.

>>84488424
anon if you think something is poison don't fucking drink it, not even a little bit

>>84488103
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy bonked me again yesterday...

Gonna be honest, not feeling any goob tonight. Shame it looks like the gallows thing will not go anywhere.

>>84488920
there's still loads more enreco to come and this is only chapter 1

she's so cute

>>84488995
Hopefully. According to Shiori the finale is on saturday.

Gura is too pussy to seriously accuse people of crimes anyway

https://x.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1831368309151035493

>>84486149
Mittsu is mine

https://x.com/GuraSqueaks/status/1831187463852724414

>>84489105
Wow... she looks extra bullyable in casual wear T u T

>>84488581
yeah, im not drinking it. though reading into botulism and its toxin is kind of crazy. who wouldve thought you can create botox in pickled jars lmao

>>84489535

What makes her voice so beautiful? Listening to it giving me constant flow of endorphines.

>>84489497

>>84489744
Idk but I feel the same way, it has to be more than just the perfect frequency thing that invokes protective instincts in people

>>84489861
i love gura's rp

>>84480953
>She said she hates seeing her own content on her personal account
Does anyone have the timestamp from yesterday?

>>84490289
yes but I'm not going to post it

>>84490289
https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=8442

gura talks about herself in the third person such that her phone listening to her puts her in the algorithm...

No gorge today?

>>84490612
mweheheheheh

Did the other girls have connection problems too or is it just Gura being Gura and using a VPN 24/7?

>>84490743
Pretty sure it's just her ISP, and not her VPN.

>>84490781
ISP HATE

>>84490743
She showed everyone's connection strength multiple times on stream

>>84490948
you have to pay attention to the stream to see that

>>84491025
I don't mean this in a negative way I know many people zone out and listen to the gura voice or have her in another tab

>>84491025
>>84491060
she mentioned herself that she only has 1 bar though

>>84491134
that's her strength not the others which is what the anon was asking

>>84491134
jfc you brainrotted retard, I asked if she was the only one.
>>84491199
ty

>>84470704
Isn't this OP image a bit too erotic?

>>84491134
I honestly thought she was talking about phone bars when she said that. I might be dumb.

>>84491218
no need to be so mean...

>>84491312
when it's too erotic the mods delete it

>>84491392
sorry, I thought you were implying I was being an anti just for asking that question

I'm still thinking about gura printing and framing that gallons supah

>>84491418
What a bunch of faggots. I hate mods.

>>84491516
Gura really really really likes goom

>>84490781
Yeah, if it was the vpn she would have consistent 1 bar, instead her ping was fluctuating a lot.

>No POV up yet
She's been setting them up pretty early lately, what are the chances of a stream happening today?

>>84492288
I actually prefer every other day streams. That's the ideal.

Schrodinger's Streams.

Does Gawr Gura want to go out on a date with me?

>>84488424
>the immune system can deal with some amount of botulism toxin
No anon, it cannot. The immune system can deal with a VERY tiny amount of the bacterium Clostridium botulinum, but the toxin itself produced by the spores of the bacteria is literally THE MOST toxic substance in the world. You should never ingest even a little bit from anything you think might be contaminated.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botulinum_toxin
>Botulinum toxins are among the most potent toxins known to science.[35][36] Intoxication can occur naturally as a result of either wound or intestinal infection or by ingesting formed toxin in food. The estimated human median lethal dose of type A toxin is 1.3–2.1 ng/kg intravenously or intramuscularly, 10–13 ng/kg when inhaled, or 1000 ng/kg when taken by mouth.[37]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botulism
>Food-borne botulism results from contaminated food in which C. botulinum spores have been allowed to germinate in low-oxygen conditions. This typically occurs in improperly prepared home-canned food substances and fermented dishes without adequate salt or acidity.[13] ... Symptoms usually appear 12–36 hours after eating, but can also appear within 6 hours to 10 days.[14]

>The disease begins with weakness, blurred vision, feeling tired, and trouble speaking. This may then be followed by weakness of the arms, chest muscles, and legs. Vomiting, swelling of the abdomen, and diarrhea may also occur. ... The muscle weakness of botulism characteristically starts in the muscles supplied by the cranial nerves—a group of twelve nerves that control eye movements, the facial muscles and the muscles controlling chewing and swallowing. Double vision, drooping of both eyelids, loss of facial expression and swallowing problems may therefore occur. In addition to affecting the voluntary muscles, it can also cause disruptions in the autonomic nervous system. This is experienced as a dry mouth and throat (due to decreased production of saliva), postural hypotension (decreased blood pressure on standing, with resultant lightheadedness and risk of blackouts), and eventually constipation (due to decreased forward movement of intestinal contents).[2] Some of the toxins (B and E) also precipitate nausea, vomiting,[2] and difficulty with talking. The weakness then spreads to the arms (starting in the shoulders and proceeding to the forearms) and legs (again from the thighs down to the feet).[2]
If you start having any of these symptoms, go to the hospital.

>>84491418
mods/janitors only check reports these days which is why rule enforcement is so random

>>84492288
Sorry chumbie no stream today. This little whore is going to be busy all day paying me back some of the sex she owes me T u T

>>84492356
yes, ame

>>84490743
It doesn't really make sense that she's playing with a VPN. If she were, there would be a lot more stuttering due to lost packets, and not just low ping.

>>84492403
Thread Culture guides enforcement which is why you should never reply to schizos, not even if they're funny

>>84490781
East Coast ISPs are not usually that consistently bad. And Gura seems to be the only one who ever has any major ping issues. Even Kiara and Cecilia have better connections from Europe.
It's like she's playing from some remote village in the middle of nowhere on a different continent.

I want botulism so fucking badly

>>84493264
there are less painful ways to die

>>84493346
So?

>>84492644
i meant more along the lines of why certain OP images or images in general get deleted despite being posted before with zero issue, i should been more specific about which rule i was referring to

>>84493376
just saying

>>84493435
It's just one janny that hates Gura lewd images.

Don't open, shark porn inside

https://cdn.aibooru.download/original/e3/42/__gawr_gura_hololive_and_1_more_generated_by_logochu__e3420e2f9de4e1e459c2e7157769774b.jpg

I can't get over how she's so addicted to holding her piss and wants to lord her full bladder over us forever

Goob morning retards

>>84493784
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>84471968

>>84493784
It makes me feel a little bad that she's still so self conscious around us even after four years.
Just go pee, Gura.

>>84493905
She said that wasn't the issue. She just doesn't like getting up.

I just watched the movie ”Grey Lady”, awful fucking movie but there was some VERY interesting and familiar cameos ;) :)

>>84472011
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>84494051
I love s’ghetti!

>>84476688
>*Le touché*

>>84481391
>*Lo touchõ*

>>84486597
>*Li touchí*

>>84488103
Oui oui mister

>>84494094

https://cdn.aibooru.download/original/b4/c1/__gawr_gura_hololive_generated_by_h_duck__b4c18fffa80596badc11182332791c34.jpg

>>84493905
well she's been gone for about 1.5-2 of those years

>>84494476

is gura shitting herself? she said she had dysentery

>>84494308

>>84494564
he's being a fag but he isn't wrong, though I'd argue it's less that she hasn't opened up and more that she backslid

>>84494588
>is gura shitting herself?
I sure hope so, i am very hungy, havented eaton in 2 hours

>>84494588
She said she had “dissident dairy” you fucking moron. AKA lactose intolerant. Geez louise. You guys sure are tarded

What da chumbies doin

>>84494863
Playing my absolute favorite game of all time; Dustborn, 6th playthrough today, i hope Gura plays it after the ENceno

>>84494863
Trying to find reason to go into work and not end it all

>>84493905
you're actually such a fucking retard :(

It looks like our girl is skipping another day of Minecraft RP. It's the last one, Gura. Come the fuck on.

>>84493994
I looked at the cast and nothing seemed of interest?

>>84495024
:3

>>84494863
playin more Follout Lundun innit. just got done taking over Camelot for the Fifth Column, their leader was wearing Knight Power Armor with a giant fuck off mace that does insane dmg, and now it's mine now Im preparin for da battle o' Westminsta

>>84495024
1. not even close to the last one
2. Gura has pretty good attendance so far

>>84493864
Hmmmm. Is it….number 6, she has a cumbud Sophia Urista style??

I knew she wasn't going to commit to this collab.
Isn't today Ame's dungeon? Both her and Ame are going to miss it? It's the last day of the myth chapter.
I doubt she's going to care about any of the next chapters for the other gens.

https://youtu.be/IX7sDi6X2rA?t=1288
"That was "We found love" which is an interesting karaoke", - Gawr Gura, febubaby 2023

What did she mean by that?

>>84494760
no she didn't you retard
https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=6330
https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=6662

>>84494863
Zomboid. My last character died because he mysteriously stopped moving in the middle of a horde

>>84495155
Why should she care? The mod sucks, bitch. Go complain somewhere else.

>>84495024
good. Guramenigs need some consequences for their action

>>84495155
Where are you retards getting your info from?
>>84495164
Oh, we
re gettomg raidded ojk ise msjgs no point im going back to global bye nigger retards

>>84495223
oh please, as if global isn't also constantly raided

>>84495173
I’m not clicking your link because I already know I’m right. Now apologize.

>>84494863
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>84495042
Don't reply to him

>>84492644
Does that work?

>>84495258
no, I know I'm right the proof is right there. now post your link so we can both be right

>>84495042
End credits (its free on dailymotion), pretty far down, ”eyes on the price”, and remember movies also have alot of uncredited ;)

>>84495289
Oops oops. Sorry. Won’t happen again

>>84495207
>The mod sucks, bitch.
You're alone and a massive faggot. We've gotten three days of some of the best Gura content all year.

>>84495024
>>84495155
Huh? Saturday is the last day, are you retarded or something? Weird larp

>>84495251
Yeah but at least I can join in on the funposting, in here it's the same thing over and over and over again and I know the people posting it too, which makes it so much worse

>>84495024
Today the last dungeon unlocks but there's still 3 days left.

>>84495351
MC is boring.

Please keep going, this is quite amusing.

>>84495317
>it's not even the movie
>he wants me to read credits
no, schizo.

>>84494863
Playing TF2 and being a rascal scunt.

>>84495351
Gura solo streams are still better

>>84495302
Here’s your link.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ET3cCXsKZ1Q

I was kind of hoping the amount of streams lately would completely destroy the shitposting.

>>84495509
Wtf are you talking about retard? Credited people are IN the movie you fucktard.

>>84495648
You should know by now that shitposting happens irregardless of streams.

>>84495648
Since when has streams ever stopped the women on this board from being women?

>>84495650
>still no proof
What's the point? Why do you bother shovelling food into your fat mouth when it would be easier and better for everyone if you starved to death? I hope Mori gets hit by a bus on tour.

>>84495648
If anything that just accelerates it.

>>84495648
It's the other way around, retard. More streams = more shitposting

>>84495701
“irregardless” isn’t a word, numbnuts. Nice try though.

>>84495317
She's not in the movie.

>>84495644
is this gura
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sEBlewXw5kM

Chumbies we cool, I assume?

>>84495648
>shitposting occurred frequently even back before everything went to shit forever
>thinking a few streams is going to stop it
you can't be serious, shirley

>>84495725
>proof gets spoonfed
>StiLL nO PrOOf

>>84495706
>>84495701
>>84495771
>>84495772
I dunno. Its usually comfy after comfy streams

>>84495771
more like more streams more pointless things for autists to argue over while shitting in the thread

>>84495773
Reaaaally, ”bring your doughter to work” is pretty neet sometimes ;)

>>84495806
The worst threads almost always follow the best streams.

>>84495778
Ummm sir, that’s a toucan

>>84495772
It is a word though. Means the same thing as regardless.

>>84495803
Newfag, this is an imageboard.

So this whole big minecraft thing is only for 1 week? All of that effort to build all of those dungeons and overworld just for 1 week? That is fucking lame.

>>84495856
She's not in the movie. Her dad did drums for one of the songs. She wasn't an extra. I looked a long time ago.

>>84495897
Everyone gets burnt out on these servers in a shorter time than that, retard

>>84495877
No it’s not. Disregarding is a word. If anything, it should be disregardless.

>>84495897
1st chapter is this week, then an undisclosed break until chapter 2.

>>84495863
this is also not true, that's not a new assertion but after all the threads that occurred during her many absences you can't even pretend, it's way worse without streams

>>84495897
Apparently there are chapters and stuff. This wont be the last of ENReco

>>84495976
fuck off you just want to argue for the sake of arguing

>>84495897
Myth dungeons were this week for chapter 1.
Promise dungeons are chapter 2, but I'm not sure if they're next week or if there's a break in-between.

>>84495856
Starting from 21:10 into the movie the concert crowd is VERY interesting ;) bye bye, have fun

Everyone just shut the frick up alright. We’re going to settle this once and for all.
Doors ARE a subset of a house. End of discussion. Now bring out the dancing lobsters.

>>84496016
yeah, you
this isn't even 'bad' shitposting, the threads are way worse when she's gone except for very brief lulls when everyone gets too tired to fight

>>84496105
Makes sense to me

How long until Starcruiser starts cuckposting?

Woah can you guys slow it down in here? What happened?

>>84496128
Nta but I feel like a group of shitposters like to set up camp every other day. Its a little scary.

>>84495956
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless

The actual worst part about this style of shitposting is the overuse of winking emotes. It's painful.

>>84496250
I ain’t clicking that

What da chumbies going to do today? I might watch fauna and play more zomboid.

>>84496308
;3

>>84496355
>>84495267
I already posted what I'm doing.

>>84496355
>>84495126

>>84496210
Stfu, bitch. I’m feeling feisty.

>>84496355
gonna watch more bofuri and then watch whatever enreco is streaming

>>84496450
I'm feeling hungry. My egg diet is making me weaker

>>84496355
Still looking for the motivation to go into work.

>>84496501
You probably got some pretty gnarly farts.

>offered connection speeds of up to 2 Gbps
She shouldn't be having any internet issues

>>84496543
I like going to work in a bad mood and then everyone stares at me weird and avoids me.

>>84496629
Technically the east coast is the furthest from Japan than any of the other girls are. Gura must be the only east coaster.

>>84496629

Gura's mind is such a puzzlebox. She felt the need to say "no stream today" on day 3, which was really nice, but not today.

>>84496803
Chumbie you've been watching gura long enough to know that she forgets things even while doing them.

>>84496629
again, it's her vpn, even though (as you and a couple other retards in this thread alone have already proven), it serves no real purpose towards keeping her privacy
her autism is truly her own worst enemy

Ok…I’m sorry for riling up all the chumbies. I don’t want to be feisty anymore…

>>84495725
why are we talking about mori doxx?

>>84496884
That was you comfybud?
I thought you were always comfy.

>>84496349

>>84496921
And I’ll do it again!!!

>>84496867
it sounded like she was gonna stream today based on what she said yesterday before ending the stream, but you're right

>>84496957
Ok fine, you were right. I have no choice but to concede. You win.

>>84496984
No? She didn't say anything about today specifically

>>84496884
Stop turning yourself female by drinking onions and oats

>>84497101
leave oats outta this

Time for my daily egg lunch

>>84497101
Oats turn you female..? Uh oh….

>>84496712
Distance isn't the issue. Kiara and Cecelia are around 9000 km from Japan and the East coast is about 10000 km from Japan. Neither Kiara or Cecelia have Internet issues most of the time.
There are more cables between Japan and the US than anywhere else on the planet. So the bottlenecks happen because of local connections or routing problems. Gura's ping doesn't make any sense. And she should be having different issues if she were using a VPN.

>>84496803
its was pretty clear from the way she was confused about the last dungeon or when the finale was that she didn't plan to stream today

>>84497138
You fatfuck.

>>84497153
So it's an ISP issue with that inconsistent Internet.

>>84496629
You don't know that.

>>84497153
If she was having an isp issue, wouldnt the stream have suffered too?

>>84497288
I really doubt it considering how wealthy the people there are.

>>84497322
I know a lot more than you, bucko.

>>84497374
You don't know that.

>>84497371
Nah my ISP is hot garbage and so is the other ISP in my area

>>84497483

>>84497366
Yes. Which means her connection to youtube was perfect and her connection to the server was trash.
But Japan and California may as well be right next to each other as far as bandwidth is concerned, because of the amount of undersea cables between Japan and the West coast.
So it doesn't make sense.

>>84497366
No, I've watched fleshstreamers stream to Twitch perfectly, and randomly get spikes to 600+ ping for 15+ minutes in game. Doubt they would be using a VPN either, since they usually sit at 30 ping.

>>84497156
So Ame dungeon tomorrow, funny drink stream friday, and myth chapter finale on Saturday?
Would she really stream three days in a row?

>>84497540
>Japan and California may as well be right next to each other
Yeah, well there not. Got any more stupid ideas floating around there, brainiac?

>>84497540
>it doesn't make sense
>provides no alternative scenarios to back up the claim
keep yelling "it doesn't make sense" until you're bored I guess

>>84497527
please stop posting mean gurass

>>84496084
No one in the crowd looks like her. Post a screenshot of your schizo shit or stfu.

Just letting you guys know that I'm gonna masturbate to Gura right now.

>>84497653
You forgot next week is myth anniversary so gura will also gonna do a suprise in her day too.

>>84497795
Based

>>84497701
Fine. But only because you said please.

>>84497795
Tell Gura that.

>>84497687
>you can't notice or point out discrepancies between expected and observed values without offering a possible explanation.
Please go back to school.

Does gura have to be in the mood or can I send cumbud supahs all the time?

>>84497933
only send it 1 in every 10 streams, otherwise it'll feel overused.

>>84497795
I cheated on Gura and masturbated to zzz rrat mom...

>>84497933
They help put her in the mood. Just don't be a retard and send them when she's really obviously not in the mood, like those people who GuraMMed at her drinking eggnog.

>>84497138
mmh egg...

>>84497138
Thanks for the reminder. I will make four eggs now.

>>84497923
it made sense if you're not pretending to be omniscient like god

>>84498113
How about you pretend to shut the hell up

I will now be the last post.

Why is everyone being weird today? I'm just here because I love Gura.

>>84498418

>>84498418
I'm only here because I want to sexually bully Gura T u T

*blocks your path*

>>84498540
*rape*

Becomes bean

>>84498503
>>84498560

>>84498585
*rubs bean*