[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 423 KB, 500x411, 1629685583373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8441590 No.8441590 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Roberu, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day lmaking up stupid rrats. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on sad panda.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am everyone's winning son, and have a cafeteria in my soul. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also 100% Idolmaster and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.8441760

>>8441590
>jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?
I don't jerk off

>> No.8441839

BASED and still not watching

>> No.8441850

>>8441590
Based

>> No.8441892

>>8441590
TRULY THE WINNING SON

>> No.8441903
File: 80 KB, 600x799, yvon of the yukon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8441903

>>8441590
sacré bleu

>> No.8441970

Shut up Connor go finger an indo or a bubble girl. You'll end up getting blown off by EN 2 too. Winning Son and his 8 cm cock that brings Festival to climax and will soon be used on rat would never use proper English.

>> No.8442044

I wish I was Roberu guys, not even memeing

>> No.8442078

>>8441590
In all genuine honesty, if roberu was fucking my oshi I would super chat him in congratulations

100x better than some secret bf stealing my money

>> No.8442175

>>8441590
based winning son

>> No.8442302

>>8442078
Imagine if Winning Son is that based

>> No.8442325

>>8441590
unironically which of the holostars do you think have fucked one of the girls?

>> No.8442353

>>8442302
I would be so proud of my son.

>> No.8442415

>>8442325
Kaoru, that's why he disappeared

>> No.8442535

>>8442325
Oga fucked Miko

if you know you know

>> No.8442611
File: 791 KB, 1432x1527, Hololive fubuki cucked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8442611

>>8442535
>Miko
I thought he fucked fubuki and then cucked fubuki with risu?

>> No.8442647
File: 73 KB, 596x550, 1622579186107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8442647

>>8442325
Watame Kaoru, they definitely met offline
Coco Aruran, they know each other even before hololive

>> No.8442652

Fuck I would be so happy if this happened.

>> No.8442781

>>8441590
thatll teach her for not being the gura killer she was supposed to be! good job son.

>> No.8442852
File: 402 KB, 983x921, battler booba.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8442852

>> No.8443090

please let me suck your dick sir, so i can absorb some of your pure alphaness through your cum

>> No.8443416
File: 80 KB, 500x471, 1627998027487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8443416

>>8441590
>Animare as a whole
>Itou-sensei and some indies
>VOMS girls
>HoloID and now the rrat

what's his secret

>> No.8443492
File: 38 KB, 471x332, 1551986495794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8443492

>>8441590
R-Roberu-Sama?! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I KNEEL!!!! M-My oshi is yours to use... I'm gonna send an akasupa so that you can buy condoms to fuck her tonight, please show me mercy!

>> No.8443535

https://youtu.be/5fle5KIhSV4

>> No.8443576

>>8443535
HE JUST KEEPS WINNING

>> No.8443587

>>8441590
Good for you. Resentment is beyond me.

>> No.8443633

>>8443416
touched grass and took his meds.

>> No.8443643

>>8442325
Oga with Iofi. Just compare their heights. Iofi is the perfect size for sucking Oga's dick.

>> No.8443660

>>8442647
>Kaoru onee-chan
That's so cute.

>> No.8443772

>>8442611
Oga preffers to be with anyone rather than Fubuki. When they where playing MH he flirted with her chat on her face.

>> No.8443833

Why are the Stars so flanderized on this board? It's fucking annoying

>> No.8443928

>>8443833
all the aunties are on /jp/

>> No.8443997
File: 167 KB, 850x1621, sample_0d0a1c664de402ca73baf587a81ae255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8443997

>>8442325
Kaoru got TOPPED by Kira

>> No.8445631

>>8443535
To this day one of the few western vtubers I have seen who seemed to know there were other vtubers outside Hololive.

>> No.8445801

>>8445631
that's Hakos in a past life

>> No.8445874

>>8445801
>That 180 personality change
>But the laugh is exactly the same
I-I kneel

>> No.8446122

ogey schizo.

>> No.8446204

>>8441590
How the fuck do you escape Animare rape dungeon, Roberu?

>> No.8446260

>>8446204
He doesn’t

>> No.8446382

>>8445801
...What?

>> No.8446471

>>8441590
God I want him to fuck my oshi so bad.

>> No.8446537

This pasta really is versatile.
>anon even played into the fact that rat namedropped Roberu in her debut
>the shoop is good too
Excellent work, anon. Top notch.

>> No.8446596

>>8441590
This is obviously fake because Haneru has Roberu's balls in a vise

>> No.8446924

>>8446596
Matsuli does as well, threatened to metoo him if he didn't do the song with her and ber her onii san

>> No.8446963

There is a theory around that roberto is actually coco and she is fucking holos with her giant futa cock, and this includes tacos baelz.

>> No.8447023

>hologirl fans think roberu is a pussy slaying chad
>holoboy fans think roberu is an onahole being abused by women and women (male)
interesting

>> No.8447025

>>8446537
Can't claim credit for the shoop, probably coulda spiced up the pasta more but only have surface level Roberu knowledge

>> No.8447131

>>8443643
Bad rrat, loafy isn't allowed anywhere near glorious Nippon with the wuflu.

>> No.8447136

>>8446924
Wasn't the song recorded last year?

>> No.8447204

>>8447136
Matsuli plans well ahead

>> No.8447229

>>8442325
Risu fucked Oga while FBK watched

>> No.8447323

>>8447023
Anon, Animare's owl girl Rukako literally appeared in Roberu's chat seconds after he mentioned her 24-hour collab with Tomoshika
Izumi too often spends most of her mornings in Roberu's chat
Animare is always monitoring Roberu's activities
Always

>> No.8447331

>>8441590
Based and winningpilled

>> No.8447367

How can I be upset with someone as handsome as Roberu?

>> No.8447416
File: 255 KB, 680x976, 32d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8447416

>>8441590
kino

>> No.8447423

>>8447323
holofans are missing out on this special lore.

>> No.8447473
File: 41 KB, 544x515, Australiakeepswinning2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8447473

Winning Son is the most based non australia we have in vtubing

>> No.8447514

>>8447323
All under Haneru's order and blessings. Future girls would have to get Haneru's approval first, like it did with Mea.

>> No.8447595
File: 80 KB, 623x565, 1629675987590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8447595

>>8441590
Enjoy your ebola, black plague, etc.

>> No.8447617
File: 412 KB, 863x863, 1608726284134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8447617

>>8441590
ROBEL-SAMA ONEGAI LET ME HAVE HER JUST THIS ONCE
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8447633

>>8446963
I like the theory that Coco was meant to be friends with all the Stars but took one look at Roberu’s massive kansai cock and got scared back into a lesbian. Son’s dick be doing that. It’s why Noel is so scared of men.

>> No.8447715

>>8447633
She was obviously lusting after Kaoru but after she saw his 12 incher she feared for her life

>> No.8447722

>>8447514
Considering Izumi told Asumi Sena (VSPO), Shirayuri Lily (ViViD), Kisaki Anko (774 - VapArt), and Leia (male pro player under DeToNation) that Roberu fucks not only Animare but ALL of his collab partners, I'm guessing Izumi also has the power to approve of who to whore Roberu out to

>> No.8447727

>>8447633
>Coco
>Scared of a big dong
I doubt it

>> No.8447774

>>8447633
So robe san was behind everything, huh? HOLY BASED

>> No.8447804

>>8447722
yep, gotta get sauce on my cock for that one

>> No.8447937

>>8447722
>Fucks ALL of his collab partners

Sex with itou Life must be great

>> No.8447970
File: 139 KB, 368x368, 86d1ac827d994941d82002b8e79e63ea070ddc4999c374181c1d59762151e00e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8447970

>>8443997
>I will never suck on Kira's massive tower of babel
>He will never pummel your prostate with every thrust from behind, perfectly stimulating it
>You will never feel his soft, tiny hands give you a reach around as you ejaculate in unison

>> No.8448025

>>8442325
Before she left Coco pegged all of them.
Now some weirdo from youtube pegs all of them.

>> No.8448052

>>8447937
Sex with son must be even better if all of them keep coming back for more. Even Pochimama knows what’sup.

>> No.8448059

>>8447416
who is this man and why do i keep seeing him everywhere

>> No.8448417

>>8443633
god I want to be robel-sama

>> No.8448479

>>8442647
kaoru left to become full time housewife for watame

>> No.8448597
File: 7 KB, 197x255, winning_son.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8448597

>>8447774
The truth that (((he))) dosent want you to know...

>> No.8448851

>all these anons saying the holostars are big dick chads
you guys do know that they're japanese, right?

>> No.8449035

>>8441590
My son do be winning as always.

>> No.8449085

>>8441590
I don't believe Roberu has it in him to hate anyone.

>> No.8449109

>>8448851
Still based

>> No.8449131

>>8448851
I wonder what they'd be saying if they saw how he actually looked like

>> No.8449135
File: 728 KB, 610x657, 1613455901237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8449135

>>8441590
>twink with a bad teeth
>winning
kek

>> No.8449155

>>8448851
Big dick energy transcends having a huge dick (though in fairness I hear Bob's dick's pretty sizable)

>> No.8449175

>>8449085
He does seem like a great guy but idolizing him that much probably isn't good.

>> No.8449188

>>8449135
Literally the ugliest homo.

>> No.8449296

>>8449085
He admitted he hate people who stay and intrude his space.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gV46cTcnVUo&
Which says a lot about how close he and Shien are they let him stay over at his place. They probably did bromosexual things too, like crossing swords on the toilet.

>> No.8449364

>>8448059
Read "Fire Punch!"

>> No.8449445
File: 1.68 MB, 960x860, 1628670655365.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8449445

>> No.8449492

>>8449445
My son is CRAZY!!!

>> No.8449511

>>8449085
He said before that he can never hate anybody. The worst he can ever feel is disinterest.

>> No.8449530
File: 559 KB, 726x540, 1619715312511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8449530

>>8441590
Can he be stopped?

>> No.8449538

>>8448851
Roberu and Astel's roommates are cute. Your oshi will never love your gaijin ass, get over yourself.

>> No.8449629

>>8449530
>Refused to sex the Menhera
>Still fucks
No, you can't stop Roberu, Roberu stops YOU!!!

>> No.8449642

>>8449445
My son is as menacing as always

>> No.8449774
File: 999 KB, 1280x720, 1616891721426.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8449774

>>8449530
What did he mean by this?

>> No.8449790

>>8449296
>like crossing swords on the toilet.
Toilet tempo...

>> No.8449802

>>8449538
damn anon, relax. I was just saying that nip men have small dicks not that I'm going to fuck my oshi.

>> No.8450083

>>8449802
>nip men have small dicks
I refuse to believe my son doesn't have a monster cock

>> No.8450125

>>8450083
Sorry to tell you anon, but children tend to be disappointing.

>> No.8450277

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rocSLCqXGeQ
Roberu is too busy getting played around with by JP women to care about rrat

>> No.8450611

>>8446596
>>8447514
Despite all the bullying, Roberu is one of the few Vtuber that she can trust the most (iirc the other are gatchman, mea and debi). And they only interacted less than a year

>> No.8450615

>>8441590
If according to the latest rrat on who her roommate was, Roberu better start running away now before he gets raped by rat bitch

>> No.8450696

>>8450615
rrats also imply rat isn't in Japan so he's safe FOR NOW...

>> No.8450708

>>8450615
Why so?

>> No.8450733

>>8450615
What?

>> No.8450794

>>8450615
Don’t know who the roommate is but guessing from the things said about her a super obsessive k-pop fan and fujoshi that did her reps and join hololive just to fuck Roberu

>> No.8450828

>>8450615
Don't worry he's pretty good at dodging holo, unless rat is a good friend with animare.....
>>8450708
>>8450733
See
>>8443535

>> No.8450881

>>8441590
Keep winning son

>> No.8451144

>>8441590
BASEDDDDDDD

>> No.8451205

>>8450828
Damnnnn of the rrat truly is the rat the we either have actual drama boiling up holy

>> No.8451274

>>8449296
They are...
https://youtu.be/KUHa-65fzb8

>> No.8451412

>>8450611
anon...They're probably fucking for real. Even Haneru's mother know. Hell, son was probably fucking her mom as well.

>> No.8451439

>>8451205
Holy shit she may be in Japan, her next stream is at Jp time

>> No.8451483

>>8451439
What the fuck is up with son and attracting them animal girls?

>> No.8451538

>>8441590
He won and got a beautiful rrat wife.

>> No.8451648
File: 1.53 MB, 335x974, 1629257485411.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8451648

>>8441590
R-Robert-sama... Clearly you are the biggest V-CHADber in this entire SHITboard. All those viewers he left feeling cucked (me included). CHADBeru really is an NTR Legend huh. I fucking KNEEL. NTR me some more Robert-sama.

>> No.8451660

>>8451439
Eh, Aus time is basically Jp time.

>> No.8451721

Hey atleast that lowers the chance of the rat having a secret boyfriend

>> No.8451756

>>8441590
>all this pussy chasing after him
>the only girls he cares about are his IM@S idols and Reina Ueda
https://youtu.be/JWNxNX9JbbU

>> No.8451935

>>8449774
>trying to get between festival and son
Gaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

>> No.8452201

>>8442535
>>8451756
I remember Robe weirdly react seriously when Oga tease that he'll stream with ueshama before Robe. Then I found out who Oga is and dang, he really can do it if Majin use his connection for real

>> No.8452359

>>8450828
Given that both of her old genmates were looking forward to rat's debut, I find this rrat pretty compelling

>> No.8452577

>>8452201
Definitely can but considering he's been busy at his "new job as an illustrator" (read: back to working at his old job) since May, I doubt we'd see that collab anytime soon
Roberu can rest easy for now

>> No.8452660

>>8447937
Roberu actually said that he really likes Itou Life's avatar. He said it again during the talk collab with Haneru.

>> No.8452875

>>8450611
Roberu is just that charismatic and that much of a nice guy, iirc Ruri has also said that Roberu is one of the few people her sister is really confortable with.
>>8451412
Fun fact, both Kuku's and Haneru's moms really like Roberu.

>> No.8455410

>>8452577
Homo streaming pays that little huh

>> No.8455982

>>8455410
Oga is doing vtuber for fun anon, his other job already made lots of money

>> No.8457166

>>8443535
>Respect
>Start speaking japanese when talking about Roberto
Yup she's definitely Rat

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action