/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Essie's first ever cover premieres in 30 hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wapdGUn7ec

Esila is playing the funny card game, you know the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_UdmxySA_E

>>84161453
cute!

>>84161638
Wife

>>84161638
someone is subtly asking for headpats

>>84161638
Wife
>>84161559
Little sister

>>84162107
but we do know

>>84162687
>subtly

>.<

No Krum today but...
https://x.com/krumroll/status/1829830816504881341
>wiggle wiggle~
>that means im happy to see you in wiggle lamguage! [Krum heart]
>oh... im caught arent i... [shy indexes]
i wonder how Krum noticed that super cute scene
hi Krum

https://www.twitch.tv/parasi
Para is live and needs virgin boy eggs

>>84165457
>virgin boy eggs
WHAT

>>84165546
You haven't heard about the great regional Chinese delicacy of virgin boy eggs?

>>84165457
>Para has a dishwasher now
She's moving up in the world

>>84165865
she's just gonna use it to breed new strands of mould

>>84165865
>>84165947
The dishwasher is fertile and breedable.

>>84165990
Fertile and breedable vtuber when?

>>84166066
lol I could have sworn I typed dishwasher vtuber...

>>84166066
My children might end up being demons

>>84165457
>dont say i have child taste
i do believe that para tastes like a child
just a very filthy one

>>84165457
Para dislikes the texture of
>mushrooms
>cooked carrots
>bell peppers
>meat fat
she's not gonna like this but...
this is an autism trait

>>84165457
>Smoke alarm chirp
It's so fucking over...

>>84165457
>i don't even have a fire alarm
i dont think that's legal in the EU

>>84165457
para about to get 9/11'd

>>84167331
ENYA NOOOOO

>>84165457
>have you guys ever sat down and watched a para vod like it's a movie, without doing anything else
yeah, done that with karaoke vods a few times even if i had seen it live

>>84165457
para is actually looking very demure as she pulls up her vore gif

i like para a lot actually
that is all

https://www.twitch.tv/charlottexbear
giggly bear fren's on with more emerald kaizo!

>>84165457
>im gonna do something and you guys are gonna do it too
>REMOVE YOUR PANTS
>who's only wearing the Para shirt with no pants rn? we're matching haha
so anyways Para is now about to fellate my meat

>>84165457
Oh
She's actually doing it

>>84165457
here you go, today you will learn >>84165546
>the best pee is from boys who are about 7yo
>at 7 it's mature enough but not too much

>>84165457
>Free virgin boy pee from Para
I am confused

Is she making this with her own piss?

>>84169551
nope she collected it from her trucel viewers
you have to show proof of virginity

>>84165457
this is screenshot captures the smell quite well

>>84161638
She did it!

>>84165457
>there is pee all over my kitchen... kuhuhu
>YEAH!! it's burning!
>who wanna taste for me??
>say aaah~
>*horny sniffling and inhaling* haaa....
Para is enjoying this virgin boy pee cooking RP a little too much

>>84169981
we're so fucking back

>>84169981
yo fuck yeah!

>>84165457
>i think it would actually be great content if a parasite sent me their pee and i cooked with it on stream *awkward laugh*
>a-anyway...
i'm not sure she is joking about this...

>>84165457
>The smaller the thing the better I like to eat it

>>84170784
b-but 7yo is optimal tho

>>84165457
1h50 minutes in, just listen to the audio
>okay okay... *big exhale*
>are you ready? because this time it's really gonna work!
>*deep breath* *small electric motor turns on*
>oh///...oh///...oh///...oowh!! it's working!!
>aaah.. wait i think it's working////
>ooooh god i think it's working *turns it off* oh god i think it's working *turns it on again* oh my god... *turns is off* oil! oil... oil!! oil oil oil oh my god it's working oh shit shit shit
>get... sus...
>okay... *turns the small electric motor back on* more... DOWN!!
>i'm mayonnaising/// i'm mayonnaising!!
that was a verbatim rendition of Para "mayonnaising" according to her own wording
god i would lap that mayonnaise clean off her

>>84165457
Next we are making Food Poisoning

>>84165457
>para mixes her homemade "mayo" in when she makes tartare
this explains a lot...

>>84171930
>>84172815

https://www.twitch.tv/mintmai
baker fren's making some announcements and then playing GTA afterwards!

>>84173156
would making a soundpost of the outfit announcement tweet count as adposting
https://x.com/mintmaiVT/status/1829918868602831290
i got away with making one for eira's outfit reveal

>>84165457
>asian GF screams at you hysterically because she is upset at her own lack of skills
this is true GFE right here

>>84173487
done it plenty of times, better than most of the drool, drivel, and monkey turds that get flung around the board
jans have enough to deal with besides policing good faith posts

>>84165457
>Para took literally 20 fucking minutes to mince meat or rather to give up and use premade burger patties
yeah, that raw meat is already starting to go bad

>>84165457
>it's okay we're gonna make an improvised mayo
para's gooning again

>>84165457
>I might have put a lot of liquid in this tartar

>>84165457
>now hunting hornets
for dessert i assume

>i always heard that standing on the chair is not safe for work *chirp*
she's making mayo on the chair isnt she...

>>84175223
The hornet fucking won and you can hear it buzzing into the mic lmfao

>>84165457
i think para ran away and the hornet came close to the mic, so much so it was audible

>>84165457
>BGM: papparasi papparasi~
this is so fucking kino

>>84165457
>I'm making him die in anti-ant liquid
>This stream is very liquid-coded

>>84165457
>this stream is very liquid coded...
>i can see the abdomen... it's throbbing... like in and out and in and out...
she knows exactly what she's doing

>>84173487
>would making a soundpost of the outfit announcement tweet count as adposting
We dont ask FAGGOT MODS for permission here, we post whatever the fuck we want and then ban evade.

>>84165457
this dork just made war cries at a dead hornet...

>>84165457
>there are now 3 dead hornets
>there can only be 1 hornet per night
this is what we call foreshadow-
>actually i just saw another hornet flying...
i didnt even get to finish typing the joke

>>84165457
>maybe im the one...
>maybe im jesus!!
>that's why all the bible things happen!!
>the locusts... the.. the...
that's it she's going insane from the insecticide in her room

>>84176408
Sounds like the next time chat picks the skeb idea it should be crucifixion

demon from down undah becomes the voices in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM8lpJZCn4

>>84165457
>1h30m to make "tartare" with 61g of salt and giant chunk
what makes it "tartare ala para" is the fact that she played with bugs while preparing it, food poisoning guaranteed or your money back!

>>84165457
Hornets cut Para's power...

>>84165457
>Cherry on top: the stream fucking dies
i believe that is digital food poisoning

>>84177868
Para ended and raided big titted bear friend (flat) Charlotte

is para tearing up right now or actually ugly crying like a baby because it's dark, she is alone and she can hear angry buzzing getting louder and louder

>>84178144
She's definitely in full babymode right now

>>84176545
>the cutest and most boopable thing ever
yeah, on the right

>>84179177
that is a cute snake, good taste

>>84176545
>soul games bring the demons out of me
>i never did defeat the demon allegations huh...
she just admitted being full of demons...

>>84180561
what if she's not a demon, but a vessel of pacification
she puts them down and takes them into herself like some diablo shit

>>84176545
>experiencing "connection issues"
more like slipping back into hell occasionally

>>84180868
honestly she is so sweet i could believe it

>>84176545
>no gaming stream today because it's australian fathers' day

Pillow is in danger

>>84186149
oh no

Essie space soon

Lillie befriended a cow on the VSMP

Rare fighting gamer sheep Sunset is streaming today and the gloves are off
https://www.twitch.tv/Sunset_Radiance
>desk is covered in yarn

It's done. Keep eyes out in case a sheep shows up singing Digimon songs.
https://www.twitch.tv/belphie_vt
https://www.youtube.com/c/belphie_vt

>>84195056
Do post her if she goes live with her old accounts again

aquarium date with Raki
https://youtu.be/0CJecaEw3Ck

>>84195861
this looks fun...

>>84195861
Are aquariums the /wool/ date location? Off the top of my head Essie and Para like the idea of aquarium dates too. Probably more /wool/ girls I'm not remembering as well.

>>84197677
I was just wondering if she took inspiration from Essie's stream tbhdesu kek

>>84195861
>the bathroom wolf-spider is still lurking in there somewhere
this raccoon is getting braver

>>84195861
oh, this is a png instead of another outfit
surprised i didn't notice it for that long

>>84195861
dolphins!

>>84195861
>we are not gonna talk about freaky dolphin tendencies
but those are now on your mind and hers

>>84197677
they're a peak date location irl, /wool/ girls just have chronic good taste

>>84195861
>Raki checked with Daiya and Kanna to make sure this outfit was a good choice for an aquarium date
this little sister comes with many big sisters

>>84192848
>if you speedrun, why do you do it?
>do you wanna be the best? is it something else?
autism is the only way i can honestly justify it

>>84195861
>met a non verbal godzilla at the meet and greet
what mad lad

>>84195861
>raki now is an honorary mexican mapache
>there was also a cute girlpan at the m&g
i dunno man, the godzilla & chuuni pair beat both of those combine just by how random that was

>>84195861
cute creature

>>84195861
>raki committed chu & run
GOOD END

Tonya is eating hot garbage while Yuuna is away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAfbL7Smp08

>>84207242
fuck yeah

>>84208413
>gonna be a pretty short stream
>if i die the stream ends
managers on the edge of their seat ready to cut the cord

>>84208413
>handling poison with her bare hands
>biting just one ear off
>already about to die
>laughing her ass off
she have gotten the weed ones instead

Essie space
https://x.com/essie_ch/status/1830086714284523786

>>84210276
thanks, I would have missed it

>>84210276
>Dream meet & greet is doing it at Offkai
>Yuuna heard and said she might be able to help
Yuuna has always been my greatest ally

https://twitter.com/EsilaShephield/status/1830086463742230674

SHE HATES US

>>84210276
>space is late cause everyone decided to stay up late
>time doesnt feel real
>went to scho- work today, feels like a monday
>was making a silly little edit
>was feeling bad thinking i
>going to a bakery tomorrow if i wake up in time to have some yummy delicious quaso
>can you believe that tomorrow is september??

>wanna do more meet and greet
>really wanna do one at offkai
>hard to get one when you are a small indie but Yuuna said she would try to make it happen
>very thankful to her, i feel she does too much for me

>>84208413
>feels like a thousand needles
>tongue almost feels paralyzed
the real pain is starting to hit

essie has definitely been needing a good yap sesh, she's going hard right now

>>84210276

>wasn't falling asleep at work today
>a patient was breathing really hard using accessory muscles, 140 heartrate, very low blood pressure, had to do a rapid response cause their condition was declining
>it was scary cause i was a nurse not just a student watching from the side
>ran to get the patient to the ICU
>was sweating
>felt like i was in the way the entire time, on the verge of tears, felt like dead weight

that was a long story just to explain that she was very sweaty, i think

>>84208413
>Tonya survived... so far
>ending stream, raided Koa

>>84211889
She really is yapping up a storm it's nice

>>84212994
I'm happy to hear her like this

>>84210276
>paycheck got messed up, cause i gave the wrong info
>feels like i've been on a bad luck streak
>got to have early lunch
>so i was like you know what im going to appreciate that im going to lunch early
>*sudden drop in volume* im gonna be a little quieter...
>and you know what, changing my mindset changed the course of the day
>im going to think like that from now on
>focus on the positive and the positive will come to you, that is my lesson of the day
>feeling pretty independent when it comes to giving medication
>i love having green little check marks on my screen
>but yeah that was my day
>then i came home and i ate
>honestly i kinda ate a lot
>i had salmon and rice and then i was even more hungry so i made myself a tiny wrap
>i've been so addicted to [gets distracted] getting sweet little treats
>i did this little edit with booth assets
>im spending my big girl money on vtuber assets

>wait let me turn off my computer
>ahh~ this is bliss
>ignore the mascara stain on it but technically couldnt this squishmallow subtitute as a baachi?
>technically im sleeping on a baachi rn
>*plays coy about letting more baachis in her bed for a while*

>gonna close the merch store in the morning
>*lets more baachis in her bed*
>im so excited for you guys to get the merch
>i'll have a piece of you and you'll have a piece of me

>>84210276
>I remember everything about everyone
Reminder that Essie doesn't have a spreadsheet because she doesn't need one

>>84210276
>might have messed up the shipping to europe
>will do baachi letters again in november so you can get it by the end of the year
>will also get extra merch to do give aways
>wanna do an essie itabag
>writing individual letters for more than 20 people i realised is a bit more effort than i initially thought, that's why i had to delay the first batch so much
>even if you are a lurker i'll find a way to write a lot, im a yapper
>first of all, i have an epic memory
>if you do sign up i will call you a sick freak
>dbasdabkjfbkjasfbaf
>*whispers* i dont know why there's talking outside...
>you guys can't hear my sister... right? right? right?
there is no spreadsheet, allegedly
picrel is the edit with booth assets she talked about earlier

>>84214638
she might have a name and an address but if she doesnt have a username to go with it, there is nothing she knows about the real lurkers

>>84210276
>is twitter banned in brazillia?
si

>>84214899
oooh they look cute

>>84215160
She has my name, address, and username...

>>84210276
>is twitter banned in brazil now?
>i got a maro asking if we can fix the media attachment on the twitter bot in discord
>maybe we can create a twitter space black market so brazillian baachis can listen to it
>or maybe they can join the twtich chat and guess what i'm saying by reaching you guys in chat
>as im talking i will type everything i say in the chat
>e-e-e-even my stutters and i'll put asterisk laughs asterisk at the end *laughs*
>slowed down space asmr
i was essie underscore channel all along typing it all in here

>>84210276
https://x.com/essie_ch/status/1830100401766502570
New link because Essie accidentally ended the space

>>84210276
>honestly i was having a good day because of all the cute maros you guys sent me
>>have you been reading maros at work?
>i literally read maros as soon as i get them
>honestly i get disappointed when a notification i get is not a maro

>essie_bro was playing monke game until 2AM

>after work i was laying on my bed, talking to my besties
>what do you think we talked about?
>what do you think a group of girls would discuss?
>we talked about finances
>she told me what i need to do with my money, i was being coach
>she told me about different investments and how i should budget my paycheck
>im thinking about the future and it's all because my bestie has my back
>i've been researching a lot too and my researching i mean looking at different tiktoks
>i need to get the tarot tiktoks off my fyp it's rotting my brain and making me delulu
learning about complex topics through tiktoks sounds like the worst idea ever

>essie then tries to check her twitter FYP and ends the space in the process
new space: https://x.com/essie_ch/status/1830100401766502570
>im going to go to bed, whatever
>and im making NO space for you on my bed
>whenever i come home from work i find my room a little different
>i have to return the hooks i got for my blanket
>the amazon package was opened and my dad tried to install the hooks the it didnt fit the holes

>>84210276
>I miss stalking likes
Essie...

The weewoo is also spacing from bed
https://x.com/EnyaIgnis/status/1830100803429831075

>>84219923
>it was way worse than i let you guys know during karaoke last night
>i laid on the flood after stream for several hours and was late on taking my meds
>rested all day
the karaoke was really soulful, dont think it was linked in /wool/

>>84219923
>enya used to have to wear an eyepatch under her glasses
>doc also thought she might have been possessed by a demon... that's when they went to another doctor and she got diagnosed with autism by a professional
>how can you tell you are possessed by a demon? how do you figure that out?
not chuuni btw

>>84220369
shit sorry about that

>>84210276
FYP check, without switching accounts this time
>art of a mutal
>art of a mutal
>drake meme miku
>fanart
>this one i will share with you guys, bongo the orang outang
>ash baby pekora exploding a watermelon
>replies
>art from an artist i really like who opened their skeb recently but i didnt get one, i fought the skep demons *whispers* after 2.0 i will skeb them (picrel)

>i miss twitter likes, it's so boring now... i want to know what you guys are into right now
>i wont like to you... my likes are a little more heeheehee some things are a little bit more mufufu~
>maybe it's for the better, i would be too embarrassed to share
oh i can tell, it's all on my fyp


>i feel maybe if i was drunk
>i still think about the 12h stream... the horror game portion
>sometimes im doing something random and it's like somebody stabs me in the back without warning, that's what the memories feel like

>wanna do another marathon stream when the senpai is not around

>anyway i should go to bed now it's almost 1am
>>no dont go
>>dont go...
>okay fine, i'll just stay here in silence
>but i promised my sister i'll wake up early to go eat the tasty quaso from twitter

>tomorrow is my cover released im so scared
>im gonna watch the premiere muted... i jsut hope that everybody is nice me
>i want to do more covers, i want to get better, i want to be impressive
>i got so embarrassed from all the people who noticed and retweeted the little teaser i put on twitter
>im excited to talk after the premiere
>ngl, i might cry after...
>i wanna do karaoke so bad
>wanna do more covers
>i wanna do more cool streams
>i have so many ideas
>i want to draw more
>i need to become the most cool and epic and the most skilled person ever
>i put a lot of effort into what i do
>and it makes me feel very happy that you guys appreciate it, that's all i want you know

>when i get sad about something late at night, it snowballs and i felt stuck, i even started dooming, thinking it's over for me
>but i just have to kill the brainworms
>honestly my mindset about things has improved so much, i used to be the most pessimistic person ever
>i feel that my change within myself is what i am the most proud of, it think it's because love streaming and vtubing so much, i dunno, it's been satisfying to improve
>even at work i'm making jokes, today i was making my patients laugh
>it's been a very slow process but im doing it, im doing it!

>woohOoHoow *whispers* oh my goodness i thought somebody was trying to open my door... i got so scared...
>i promise you im gonna go to sleep now, byyye

> ...
>*whispers* dude.. oh my goodness.. my sister freaking walked in on me... oh my god im gonna kill myself... oh my god.. oh my god.. oh my god... it's okay i should have locked the door... it's my fault
>she probably heard me being sappy im gonna kill myself now
>okay goodnight everybody goodbye...
>btw my vocal tic of the day is *laughs* my vocal tic of the day is "if she dont wanna- " how does it go? "if she dont hawk tuah i dont wanna talk tu ha"
>goodnight~ ...that was so bad kff
just noticed that didnt post initially

>>84222307
i wasnt complaining. it's not on you don't worry
i knew about it but she was nervous and planning to remove access to the VOD after so i didnt post it either when i Tonya raided us into it

>>84225088
>Bloody feet in the art
Essie's poor hooves need so much massaging after a long day at work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQCBHAfHAos
By the way Kadalyn the autist sheep is doing an endurance run trying to figure out how to convert music from RE・Dragon Warrior Monsters into Midi.
Reminds me of streams of Terry Davis back in the day. 2 people in chat and you have no idea what is happening.

>>84228675
has nobody really done a direct conversion yet?

>>84230883
It has been ripped or rather it has been recorded but it has not been previously re engineered and put into this modifiable format.
No, I dont understand any of this.

baeaeaeaeaeae

baaaaaaamp

>>84234807
Speaking of, Lillie made a community post on youtube detailing her offscreen VSMP adventures
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx2Hsatlas5yMrlWqMSkAURGgBONL_hCVg

>>84236692
ooooooh

>>84236692
This feels like more effort than streaming it...

baaaaaamp

>>84240756
has the air of feeling bad about not streaming it and trying to make up for it
it's cute, though, and I wish more vtubers would just make cute diary posts about random shit

>>84240756
Probably. Still, she is technically pre-debut so her schedules being wack can be excused.

>>84241266
oh, that's kinda fair.

Noitan dropped her first cover!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBtw1FTt49o
>Toujisha by Egoist

>>84210783
poor Wifey...

>>84210783
man...

>>84242559
lot of strange things in this one
made me go back and listen to the orisong, though, 400k whew

>>84236692
https://youtu.be/THBTq5Mz6oM?t=9276
>pranked V4M witch Yumi, it's captured on her POV
>met indie buttcrack Ayu, got spooked, now in love
>hung out with Globie cow Alicja, talked about storytelling, helped her build her house, gave her weeb armor, will collab

>overall, did some errands for the girls, learned about teleportation, trading and enchanting, wanna capture own sla- villagers eventually

>SOMA today at 6PM inCEST
>Lillie will then be watching a concert with her crush Kannananananana

I was thinking she forgot to tell the story of her house burning down first thing in the morning but she did mention it briefly at the very end:
>I FEEL SO WARMMMM AND WELCOME AND EXCITED

things like the start of a friendship being off stream is a bit of a shame but it might feel more genuine to chuubas if the pressure of stream isn't there
i don't hate this off stream report thing she's doing
it kinda feels like reading /wool/ actually

Noitan is live with some singies and probably cover stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdw0yk0ddDk

https://www.twitch.tv/itsmoisi
gremlin noises sheep's doing an ASMR stream!

>>84243761
>my nose is itchy, don't get weird ideas
>anyways, today i will be idol-noitan!
the most idol thing to do, lying about picking your nose

>>84243761
>from today on it's MY MONTH! (9th month)
>i will write a daily diary in members posts
>and if i'm not streaming that day i post a short video or a little something every day
>the diary entry for today will be about what i ate and the outcome of going to the donut shop yesterday to say it in one word it was very UWAAAHHHH
>i will probably write those late at night, before going to bed
>i went and met humans outside today so i should be able to speak a little better than usual

>anyways, next song... IDOL SWITCH ON *does a silly chuuni invocation thing*
SHE IS SO SILLY AND CUTE AND CHUUNI I LOVE HER

>>84244618
noi is really cute thank you for sharing her with us anon

>>84243761
>after chuuni transforming into an idol, Noitan sang 2 songs, in the middle of the second one she goes goes
>みんな、ぽれ可愛いんだぞ!
>witch is a very Noitan way to say "hey guys did you know im cute?"
>she starts to lose her place in the song and panic a little to the point that
>she loses her confidence and starts rapidfire kissing everyone to distract from the singing
>"cover it all up with kisses!!"
>"listen up, this next song goes to all the cheating men: sil vous president "
>(the song is really fast and she's not saying half of it but having fun nonetheless)
she's really fucking cute you guys

>>84243761
>got really spooked because something touched me in the middle of the song, i thought my heart was gonna stop...
>...but it was just my own hair
she may be a little silly

>>gets complimented on her recent cover
>usually i can sing to my fullest to not bother the neighbours but the cover was recorded in studio so i could go as hard as i wanted and it was so much fun
>i even surprised myself by how different i sounded
>i will give my everything for solo concert, even if it destroys my throat! ...at least that's plan
>>take care of your throat please
>okay you right maybe i shouldn't do that
>also please bring towels to throw at your screen because i will be sweating so much...
WHY ARE THEY ALL LIKE THIS

>this is the last song for today
>*remembers that she was supposed to be idol noitan today and puts on a voice* thank you for coming today, it was so much fun
>please listen to my song
>ikenai borderline
>(trips on the start)
>*sounds way more sultry than usual*
how can one smol noitan contain so many different gap moe it's not even fair

>>84243761
>i have an announcement to make!
> Heiligeslied it will be on sept 8th at 2000 JST
>i will now make the waiting room public
>the thumbnail was made by Pazuzu
>i will give Pazuzu 100 JPY for the hard work
>you will be able to hear me at 200% of my best during the concert, kinda like for the cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw5zk7qrzFE

>>84243761
>you guys asked for an encore before the announcement, so here it comes:
>happy jam-jam
>that was the first day of Noitan Month, i will be streaming tomorrow and also uploading a short
>gonna go take a hot bath now
so more sweating...
This >>84245174 and picrel should give the full setlist for idol-noitan's karaoke

para mayonnaise

>>84249376
Para would fit in Vallure desu.

Noitan's posted a teaser of her diary posts for members
It's physical paper and comes with silly doodles

https://www.twitch.tv/lillie
Lillie playing Soma !
>>84251437
That is super cute.

>>84171930 >>84250460 >>84249376
just listen to the audio
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2239049571?t=1h49m30s

>>84252003
I love Lillie!

>>84252003
>i just woke up... i woke up at 1630 its so jover for me
>been streaming more on YT as you all know
>wanted to do karaoke yesterday but had a pretty bad headache, been having them a lot probably because my sleep schedule is so wonky stayed up late for multiple things lately
>let me say what i did yesterday, i made a community post about it
>i wanted to do landscaping and have some time to process how to do stuff in game
>learned teleportation and enchanting, did some landscaping
>i set my house on fire
>lots of things happen, did take breaks to eat and for a 2h nap
>pranked Yumi, met Ayu
>Ayu welcomed me on twitter when it was announced i would joing the VSMP so i wanted to say hi
>i tried to sneak up on her but i didnt realise teleporting would make a sound for her as well and she turned around like what??
>also made Alicja from Globie
>felt a bit bad that i wasnt streaming my POV
>but had a really good time offstream on the VSMP
>had some great convo with Alicja, some of it couldn't be said on stream, i told her some debut spoilers
>she was like okay i have to go and i was like wait wait i have more gear for you and i bring it to her and we gett yapping again and she starts building her house some more...
>so it was entirely my fault she went to bed late
>really happy i decided to play minecraft the entire day yesterday

>should we practice my intro?
>i think i should make it shorter..
>yahho~ im pleiades lillie YEAAAH
>a magical girl vtuber YEAAAAHH
>who aims to inspire YEAAAAH and protect YEEEELP (short for your hope)
>im currently pre debut YEEEAAAAH
>working towards big things for debut YEEEEEAAHHHH
>can you guys tell im gonna protect you hope?

>was shaking a notepad window as a fidget yot
>it minimised everything
the lillie is so silillie

>>84252003
>short stream today cause hanging out with Kanna later
>took a bunch of caffeine to stay focused, might back fire cause ADHD
we are already in game

>>84252003
>im not scared of water/ocean at least in game
>subnautica is one of top3 games ever
>used to go snorkelling a lot with my dad as a kid
>might feel uneasy in ocean water if i know there are sharks around
>Norwegian beaches are actually really pretty, lots of coastlines cause of the fjords
>travelled to Crete snorkelled there while on vacation, 4h flight for me

CUTE CAT IS NOW COOKING CHUUBAS
>ART STRIM MIXING VTUBERS
https://www.twitch.tv/Krumroll
>its tiem for more lab rats stinkies !!!!!! no idea wahts gonna happen??? WELL bacialy we take two vtubers, and mix them!!!! imagien it like theri child lets make abominations togetjer!

>>84255444
>making children
nice trips btw

>>84255444
Krum sounds a little sicky and crummy and even cuter than usual today
>cooking something else that's not mixing chuubas
>saw lots of Dannish Mikus on da twiddor

>>84255444
>i know that technically im a zoomer but i am less zoomer than most of you guys
>IM NOT A BOOMER EITHER
>maybe i should RP a grandma in the next GTA season

>you remind of the reoooore oreoreore oreorerererereo memes
>why does everybody like the cream so much?
>i like the cookie more...
devastating news... blue kitten hates cream

>>84256611
she's based for that

>>84255444
first spins gave Nino + Elfin

>>84255444
>that's what it is, it's piss
...
>>EXPLAIN THE PISS
>did you guys mishear me??
>what did i say???
Krum herself has not idea what she meant by that but these two are having a piss baby now i guess

>>84257065
They are so close to each other, its almost like that time she rolled Krum and Nano.

gm seepers

>>84259102
that already looking very interesting...
looking forward to the finished version
sleep tight floomfie

>>84259102
oh shit nice

https://www.twitch.tv/beeweecrover
cozy cottagecore sheep's playing some fields of mistria!

>>84255444
i like it when the cat has long long messy hair

Gigi is live
https://twitch.tv/fluffans
>HAPPY SHEEP HAPPY SHEEP

https://www.twitch.tv/parasi
Para is yapping and will art today

>>84260566
I like her model and cute giggles

>>84255444
this is a /wool/ interaction i did not expect

>>84261093
based cheeser

>>84260808
Para schedule for next week
No Torture Tuesday instead you get a Murder Monday with horror games

>>84252694
I am still on the fence. She seems perfect for me - too perfect.
>>84260904
Really? I find it kitschy in the worst way. Though that is not enough to disregard her outright.
>>84261093
They have close timeslot, chuubas in the same time zone know each other.

>>84257462
we are at roughly 1300 undos per hour

>>84261420
I want to see Krum drawing with pencil on paper. It would be funny.

>>84261411
>Really?
Over all I like it but I see what you mean. I think it would look better without the lipstick though.

Kanna is singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3UomDOXiaM
she will raid into Raki karaoke then stream with Lillie

Dollie is getting dolled up
https://www.twitch.tv/DollieHitsujida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KgfQqyDk9k

>>84263144
before

>>84263151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

>>84263144
dollie's doing youtube now, too?

>>84260808
>I really love drawing fat bitches
I see, Para

>>84263144
>big stinky sniffa & licka

>>84263144
>shaggers got another shoutout
also here's a wet mic

>>84260808
>Para thinks foreskins somehow prevent pregnancy
I am never sure if she is serious about things like this or not

>>84255444
>Next is Para + Miaelou
that's a interesting ship

>>84264549
Para has a really strange understanding of the world when it come to physics and biology, I don't doubt she actually believes that

>>84263144
>raided by an actual nail streamer
KEK

>>84263144
>Dollie accidentally grew an IRL ahoge
i swear these girls are just anime made flesh then yearning to be anime again thus turning to vtubing

Raki end of summer karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sKgWK1vlts

ETA to Essie cover?

>>84265384
2 hours and 40 minutes

>>84260808
>para is ok showing her tiny pinoy body to girls only

>>84263144
>found a way to make the ears wiggle in a more random and natural way
>but it's a lot of work for something barely noticeable
>will add it to 2.0 for sure, not sure about adding it to this model
>might make a new outfit for this model in a day or so to stay motivated

I will leave these here, in preparation for Lillie and Kanna's stream (on Lillie's channel)
https://gofile.io/d/d4ZyuU
https://gofile.io/d/jBpZEV

>>84265312
my little sister is singing about kissing girls and im not sure if she is the kisser or the kissed

>>84265312
>jolene
i think this is one of the least rakicore she's ever sang and yet it works

>>84260808
Para made this cat look pretty good

>>84263144
>there is already dog hair on the dinos she painted last stream
>there's been dog hair in every nail product she opened so far
i think Dollie might be white

>>84265312
>that was sunny day
>beabadoobee song, my friend Ayu requested i sing that
i miss the tako buttcrack

>>84267678
She said she feels better, hopefully she's back soon.

>>84255444
Para made out with a cat and it looks pretty good
>>84266953

creature from down undah whispers sweet nothings into your ears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL1AsuJZcoc

>>84260808
>I keep imaging mommy vtubers it always makes me uncomfortable
A little more insight into the VAllure debut watchalongs I guess

>>84263144
Dollie has been spitting straight facts about the AAA games industry being dog shite

>>84260808
>I bet my feat are yeasty
>Or my armpit
She wants you to buy beer made from her yeast

Lillie and Kanna are going on a cute concert date together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYqjPv0BfCw

>>84269050
does it come with a free "mayo" sample?
then i just might

>>84269314
If it's anything like the Cooking Simulator stream she's mixing the mayo and who knows what else into the beer

>>84269244
after dealing with audio balance, the first thing Kanna audibly says is:
>you look lovely today
and so it begins...

>>84269244
>Lillie: i definitely want to know Kanna more,
>Kanna: we've only been talking for about a month or two but that doesn't mean much because i debuted recently
>L: i saw she did a cover of that Norwegian song so i followed her, she followed me back and i slid into her DMs [...] and eventually she invited me to the VSMP
>Kanna: do you like maincwaft?
>L: ermmmm no not really but kind of
>K: you were telling me you played with tekmods if you mod minecraft, you love minecraft

>>84269244
>we tried to speak norwegian to each other in call and it felt too awkward
this is more common that you'd imagine, it's basically the same thing as code switching between job/home

>>84263144
>we dont have mexican food in the UK
>first time i had a taco was in Italy
>no french fries, chips!
nobody tell her about the french tacos

>>84269244
>first vtuber anything Kanna ever saw was an Ina clip/stream, her current fav is Biboo
>Lillie only now learns that Kanna and Biboo are model sisters
my honest reaction: :D

ESSIE'S FIRST COVER DROPS IN UNDER 50 MINUTES

>>84263144
After >>84263295

>>84242559
i don't listen to EGOIST at all but this came out sounding really good!

>>84268069
I dont think knees can bend like that but dont tell Krum.

>>84263144
Dollie briefly thought about raiding a beauty streamer, but instead raided
>the best beauty on twitch
her daughter Alex the seal

>>84271865
I want to give Dollie time, budget and a mission of creating models for team fortress 3 and see what happens.
She has one of the best models I have ever seen.
>>84271784
We have so many covers recently that maybe we could make a thread on catalog with them to shill our girls. or buy an add for essie
disclaimer: i am drunk sick sleepy and retarded i dont know how bad it would be

>>84272162
>one of the best models I have ever seen.
check out Alex then, that's the most recent public model Dollie did

>>84269244
>Lillie used to do a lot of cosplay, Kanna cosplayed an Ergo Proxy character once
>Kanna did ballet for 8 years
>invitations to hangout together IRL have been sent both ways
>Lillie is very allergic to cats
it's over...

>Lisa was appartement hunting today
i cant fucking wait

>>84269244
>K: the bounce!
>L: women!!
>K: *laughs*
>L: so uh... are yo- I'm thristy!!
WHAT WAS LILLIE GONNA ASK

>>84271417
TWENTY MINUTES TO PREMIERE

Essie's first cover is about to drop
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wapdGUn7ec
>Ghost in A Flower / Yorushika

>>84274159
loud ass countdown has begun
GET IN HERE ALREADY

>>84274159
HELL YEAH ESSIE SLAY THOSE FUCKIN LYRICS

>>84274159

>>84274159
this yellow background is pretty too, and i like the guitar solo the instruments guy added in

https://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cpuSxdL4Xw
afterparty in about 30 minutes everyone, get ready

>>84274159
Man I really hope she sticks with doing covers and singing in general she can definitely go far with it

>>84274159
that was really high quality...
this doesnt look/sound like some random sleeeeepy sheep vtuber

I love essie

>>84275309
I posted this

>>84274159
YouTube Autoplay thinks Essie is a Pixel girl...
Also Para in chat

>>84276017
Gen 3

>>84274929
LIVE NOW

>>84271633
>engagement ring
Woah

UUUUOHGH
EIRA TUMMY
FUJO CUMMY
AAUAUUAUJGUCHHOOUGH

>>84274929
>i didnt mean to switch...
i can imagine essie being a switch or at least trying

>>84274929
>yapping but gotta be quiet rn
>kinda playing a dangerous game
>how did you guys like the cover?
it was great

>>84274929
>watched it muted
>been biting my nails all day, was so nervous, stummy was hurting so bad, was chewing on my thumbs
>i can never look back at the things i've mad-
and she's gone

>>84269244
that was a cute collab
they should do it again and maybe have babies

>>84274929
Wow the raw vocals actually sound really good and are gosling fuel

>>84274929
>hellos said, yapping for real now
>was on the verge of tears before the premiere
>showing behind the scenes, raw vocals
>*plays the first line*
>...that is really hard to listen to.......
>*plays some more*
>i think this is all i can show... it's too embarassing
>the raw vocals... it feels so naked....
>>show more!
>okay fine, ill let you listen to the whole thing
>*gremlin voice* this is exposure therapy....
there isn't much negative you could say about it but if i must, i'd say that essie underscore channel is a little freak who enjoys being naked in public and she should do it more often because it sounds incredibly good

https://youtu.be/KAV-NwaTPmU
Yo there's a weird fucking stray dog outside my room

>>84274929
>It was just me, my sock, and my USB microphone against the world
Hoof music...

>>84274929
>i was so brave showing you guys this publicly...
she knows she's being a little freak too

>sent vocals to Yuuna, she made a group chat with us and Tonya
>sent them the tunning and mixed audio when i got it back too
>they helped me out when it comes to what to look for in tunning/mixing
>Tonya did say it does sound a little echoey
>i recorded in my parents room, on my USB mic with a sock on it
>i dont know if this is kinda gross but i was using my own socks
>the socks were socks i was wearing... *giggles* listen it was a fresh pair! they just happened to be on my feet
yeah i dont know how you pull that off and not be a little feet freak

>>84274929
>i need to tell you guys this
>when i sit at my desk my feet dont touch the floor
TT o TT

>>84274929
>i just dont think before i talk
>please dont think im weird im the most normal girl ever okay???
>>did you put the socks back on after
>i think so... becausue my feet were cold... *cant stop laughing*
>but yeah, all i had was me, my USB microphone, my sock, and the world
>i didnt have sound dampening or whatever so it's the most scuff audio you could listen to ever
look i think it's weird and freaky and subconsciously she has to be doing this on purpose but none of that is negative

>>84274929
>might build a pillow fort to record in next time
>after 2.0 i will graduate from USB mic and get an XLR one, im interested in the Rode NT1
>*a raccoon appears in chat*
>Yuuna is sending me an interface
>might get a mini recording booth
>forgot to record under a blanket and make it a million de degrees under there
she wanted the cover to smell like feet AND sweaty sheep

>>84274929
would you dare opening the forbidden door with a strong sweaty smell coming off it?

>>84281181
>>84281515

>>84274929
the ominous merch shelf
>Essie offen represents herself as monkey
>the monkey is hugging Para
naruhodo

>>84282184
cute...

>>84274929
>let me take a picture i have to show you the best part of my room

>*a Yunna appears in chat*
>Y: will you do a cover collab with me?
>E: i will sing god's vocals for you we should do Magnet or something
Magnet is the gayest vocaloid song known to man btw

back to the third ominous essie_room picture of the day
>this is what happens to baachis that dont say oi
>you know in meat factory they hang-
>yeah you know
merch store is closed now

>>84274929
Essie had to release a fucking cover for Para to FINALLY use her real account in chat, about time!

>>84282614
what the FUCK

>>84282614
>Para just now posted in twitch chat
she might have used her IRL account by accident

>i watched the premiere muted...
>after the premiere ended i stared at my PC for 5 minutes and then i had the courage to listen to it
Essie was born in California... why does this make sense

>>84281515
I'd have bought the NT1 for her on the spot but I didn't see it available on throne. Sad.

>>84283639
it's the right mic for her voice 100%
and it's been proven to survive loud as sheepgirl screamies and still record the softest whispers just fine afterwards

>>84274929
>the cover was carried by vgen
>the song is from some mid netflix anime about a cat-girl who gets closer to her crush (A Whisker Away)
>the song has a end of summer vibe
>when i think of summer i think of the ocean, sailorfuku and this art is soooo gorgeous
>the main art for the cover will be made available as a wallpaper for members and twitch subs

>i thought about editing the MV myself
>tried to learn after effects but even doing a simple pan was too complex
>the editor i found on vgen did jaw dropping work in 3 days right from the first draft
>i didnt even ask for sunflowers
>i will definitely be going back to this editor in the future
>timer helped a lot, was understanding with re-recording and dealing with a nit-picky Essie
just watch these guys get too popular to afford soon, happens to Yuuna/Mio/Raki all the time

>>84283639
you can suggest gifts
not sure which gen of the mic she wants tho
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CM9RST2M

>>84274929
>11 years ago essie was a little baby on tumblr with an attack on titan + flower crown PFP
[...bunch of weeb talk i tuned out teehee...]
>at work we did an icebreaker with new hires and one of the question was what's your guilty pleasure
>my guilty pleasure is reading really shitty manga like really obvious fanservice or villainess isekai
>everybody else was saying tiktok and stuff like that

>for most used app i answered twitter and everybody else said tiktok and someone whipped their head towards me
>not sure if that made me look better or worse

>>84286594
>yom
good lord i forgot how he did stuff other than douki

the specific trigger essie is talking about is deep inner-ear kisses

>>84274929
>always loved to sing
>in 3rd grade i used to post covers of Selena Gomez on youtube
>because i was getting gassed up by my neighbor who would listen to me sing to myself on the bus
>i used to post speed paints on youtube too
>after 3rd grade i got really shy and self conscious about everything i did and i literally nuked everything i posted

>when i finally got the courage to do karaoke for the first time my voice was so strained even though it was like 10 people i cried at the end of stream
>singing for me is one of my biggest insecurities, it's like baring myself out at my weakest point, you know?
>during the course of doing karaoke there were always points where i would cry because i was embarrassed
>i kinda hate i was such a baby publicly
>but i feel i've grown a lot
>my mindset has changed a lot because i am so inspired by the people around me
>when i came back from my hiatus i felt kinda lost as to what i wanted to do going forward because i had accomplished a lot of goals i had set for myself
>doing what i do without having any goals or any dreams would burn me out ngl
>i really sat with myself and contemplated and really thought about what i wanna do
>took a lot of inspiration from the cool people around me
>honestly im kinda proud of myself
>also i want to be more eloquent because to the average person that was probably word salad

that's the same person who played unedited acapella raw vocals for you at the start of stream btw

>*knock on the door*
>it was essie_sis she might have been told essie streams by essie_mom
>but she is not that nosey, she just hates vtuber
>essie_bro is the one who sill ask a million questions

>*whispering the whole schedule*
>ending stream
Essie raided Zenya

is it weird to play the vod of a stream you just watched right after it ends and do it systematically for every stream of a specific unnamed sleepy sheep vtuber

>>84274159
>>84284861
Pls don't tell me it's just me, doesn't Essie look a bit like Noko Shikanoko in this picture? With big hair maybe

>>84290412
I can see it with the eye shape and hair

>>84280431
i love the way pillow ends asmr streams it's so subtle i never know exactly when it ends unless im staring at the video

>>84290037
so, who did you fall in love with, anon?

kyub is playing shenmue tonight for real
https://www.twitch.tv/kyubalt

>>84291032

>>84290037
nah you good nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDUsuOvoHSU
Did Para mention she was going to try multistreaming? She has a Youtube stream set up for Murder Monday.

>>84299828
oh neat

>>84299828
thumbnail jumpscare...

>>84285819
In the end, I decided to cut out the middleman.

>>84312652
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

baeaeae

i'm too goddam eepy to comne up with OP ideas aaaaa

We could do a Noitan OP since September is her month but also she has a big even in 6 days so maybe wait for that?
I can bake, you guys tell me if I should

We need to get her on the vt.rita.moe list too
Who else is missing? Pillow, Lillie, Ayu... can't think of others

>>84321353
i don't think i see raki or para on there either
also kadalyn too

a little gaming then singies from Yuuho
https://www.twitch.tv/youho0411
>it's like someone singing a song of victory

>>84323600 you
>>84323630 mother
>>84323661 fucking
>>84323700 criminal
stop using Lisa pics for your bullshit
i'm baking you achieved nothing, congrats

>>84323765
I've tracked that retard across the board before, and I just don't get it
it's also funny which threads they don't do it to and that they don't actually know what the bump limit is

>>84322221
>off by one
it's funny that happened to a post about a coder

>>84324865 GET
>>84324865 COVERED
>>84324865 IN COVERS

Can we bring back schedule posting?
It was really helpful to have a full week laid out across a handful of posts