/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Morning Shondopolis!

>>84162144
Good morning

2 more hours?

She should've announced the last 24 hours of merch, would've boosted sales a bit

>>84162440
They’re boosted anyways

>>84162356
for?

my wife talked to flesh people...and called them handsome.... and said hi to their mom.... its so over...I bet she even said hey hows it going...its so over...

I'm angry that non husbands lined up, i think they should explode

i think ≈6 horas left for merch and ≈2 for Barbie panel

you are a king of nothing

better to be a false king than a jester

If i go to any future m&g i will fight all shoggas I encounter
Train up

>>84162892
no match against my yo-yos.

>>84162854
No...? Lol?

>>84162824
Finally self-reflecting are we?

is tuffnars entire purpose now to just be a bot that posts things from the thread into discord and things from the discord into the thread?

>>84162824
The fool holds the boundless potential of the entire universe within their grasp.

>>84161695
maybe this will jog your memory?
https://twitchtracker.com/shadowchama/streams
if you remember i will look for it

>>84163030
Yes and to post massive pointless paragraphs or retarded tangents when someone like Dutchboi is mogging him with cute IRL photos of shumos. He's doing it right now to bump the picture.
T is actually acting threatened by them lmao

she probably told them she loved them directly to their faces and maybe even meant it
its over (unironically)

cake attempt 2 in the oven, made a teensy fucky wucky im sure it wont be a problem

>>84163125
> you can love someone you talked to for 3 minutes
Anon.... she loves her boyfriend (not (You)) already

>>84163163
>only 3 minutes
Oh, you poor poor souls.

the boyfriend? me

Why is T posting my brainworm farming posts in his gay discord? Leave my brainworms alone faggot I work hard for them

>>84163158
nobody cares cordies

it was 2 minutes

>>84163204
How long then anon?

>>84163230
cor deez nuts

>>84163261
Find out. :)

>>84163230
I care. I care for everyone. I am made of love.

>>84163223
Please understand he has made being /here/ and parroting /here/ memes and points his entire personality for the last 8 months. That boy just ain't right.

Bad vibes.

>>84163282
I will make make sure I last more than 2-3 minutes inside the shunny anon.

>unironically fomo'ing and trying to spread worms in her discussion channel
you wanted this back, shondo?

she would probably prefer sub 30 seconds to begin with

>>84163388
all it takes for me to drop a trick!

Well anons, university is starting again so I won't have as much time to shitpost and brainworm farm anymore. Enjoy your less shitted up thread.

>>84163590
good luck

>>84163464
imagine walking the dog up the shummy while balls deep in the shunny

>>84163716
thats the second least impressive trick. there are a lot cooler things to do with an unresponsive yo-yo.

>>84163777
>there are a lot cooler things to do with an unresponsive yo-yo
you shouldnt be mean to shondo like that

can you guys stop being lewd towards shondo, you are making all of this very weird.

too many merch orders this time around. imagine getting the 1000th card she signed. think there'll be any love left in those letters? if you weren't part of the 1st merch run where she signed and kissed the posters on stream you lost.

>>84164007
tell shondo to stop being lewd towards us then anon

>>84164007
>can you guys stop being lewd towards shondo
no she is too sexy and erotic (both irl and in anime)

>>84163777
Do the DNA

>>84164050
she already said that these new shumos arent as important as subathon shumos, so if you arent the owner of a subathon shumo you shouldnt even bother posting pictures of your shumo

>>84164007
can you imagine all the soft and stifled noises shondo would make if you had your way with her?
caressing shondo's cheek moving your hand down her throat then further tracing her collar bone and down to her chest
molesting shondo's non-existant breasts and kissing her neck and ears
defiling every inch of her innocent and fragile body

>>84164050
>'Mental Health Hiatus'
>Organize a big comeback stream
>12k CCV
>MERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCH
>MERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCHMERCH GUYS MERCH I HAVE MERCH BUY MERCH
>DID YOU KNOW I HAVE MERCH?
I love my marketing genius wife.

>>84164192
shondo is for everyone. everyone is equal in her eyes. fr fr

>>84164181
….. why didnt you chime in earlier… go frick yourself im not doing that

I love her but I don't think she knows feelsbadman

i love her but she hates me

personally i think the bimbo stream shon should have branched out more with her RP, she kinda stuck too close to her normal 'yandere little sister wife in the woods epic murderer' character and should have had more fun with it. it kinda stilted the collab a couple of times (meat also botched it a few times) but olivia was there to save it for everyone every time, she is too good at it

>>84164472
she hates me way more. i've been around for ages but i don't think she even knows my name :')

>>84164498
i loved the way shondo acted during the bimbo stream it was perfect

>>84164498
she was avoiding acting too much like a whore

i love her and she always sounds happy when she says my name even though sometimes she doesnt say 'i love you' back which im sure is just a mistake on her part she just forgor

>>84163077
one of the just chatting streams in july most likely

Just remembered we still have a yandere asmr live to do...the music is nise and i like the lil' instrument she plays (kolimba?) but i miss my yandere wife....

>>84164254
Look at this $60 t-shirt with a picture of me on it! don't you want 20! Post pictures of yourself wearing it and I will retweet and like your posts!

It's almost to easy at this point

>>84164993
It is pretty unfortunate that tonight's ASMR isn't affectionate. You'd think something like the M&G would prompt that since a few regulars got the most IRL affection from her that most will ever get in their life but it is what it is.
We got the discord hangout after at least. But given that there is still M&G happening, affirmations would have just been nice tonight over anything musical.

>>84165274
i thought you were gonna be at uni brainwormfarmerchama

>>84165274
I hope she doesnt raid anyone at the end i love when she keeps us to herself SyadouBlush

I hope I can do our next homework

>>84165935
it better be cookies!

>>84165962
baking is gay and you're gay for wanting more of it

>>84166023
eating epic cookies isnt gay mister!

>>84166023
fellas, is it gay to make food?

>>84166047
>cookies
>food
american spotted

Human food can be classified in various ways, either by related content or by how it is processed.[8] The number and composition of food groups can vary. Most systems include four basic groups that describe their origin and relative nutritional function: Vegetables and Fruit, Cereals and Bread, Dairy, and Meat.[9] Studies that look into diet quality group food into whole grains/cereals, refined grains/cereals, vegetables, fruits, nuts, legumes, eggs, dairy products, fish, red meat, processed meat, and sugar-sweetened beverages.[10][11][12] The Food and Agriculture Organization and World Health Organization use a system with nineteen food classifications: cereals, roots, pulses and nuts, milk, eggs, fish and shellfish, meat, insects, vegetables, fruits, fats and oils, sweets and sugars, spices and condiments, beverages, foods for nutritional uses, food additives, composite dishes and savoury snacks.

>>84166163
no thanks Chat GPT

>>84166163
>insects
>food
opinion discarded

>>84166230
wikipedia actually

QUICK T!!
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE YOUR LAST DISCUSSION MESSAGE!!!
QUICK POST SOMETING TO BUMP YOURSELF!!!!

>>84166312
embarrasing post how does 1 retard have you this angry
alternatively you need to stop talking about yourself

>>84166366
So true T

>>84166023
my house smells like delicious cake right now

>>84166480
that's very cool cordies

my house smells like piss because i have lots of piss bottles

i love this thread everyone just assumes youre some other retard

>>84166605
that's nice dewd

So anything happen in the discord since 3-4 days ago?

what happened to FF? i only liked somnium when he was around. they balanced each other out a bit

>>84166717
nothing at all she kept quiet just for you

>>84166717
yeah you missed it theyll never let us do that again in a million years

Anyone else notice how dacrin isn't around anymore?

>>84166750
uhhh
he just kinda stopped showing up, probably cheating with some 2 view
towards the end of the hiatus he tried to weasel himself back in
stuck around for a little bit and now he's gone again
hopefully for good this time

>>84166717
She's been focused on M&G stuff. Oli popped in yesterday.

>>84166863
25 more minutes

>>84166841
he magically disappeared when some other characters came back. very curious

>>84166841
Good.

>>84166841
i could tell he wasnt going to make it with all the puppy love posts he kept spamming
t is reminding me of him right now

>>84166750
syadouKuru syadouKuru syadouKuru

>>84166841
We lost an autist
Sad
Ewen and Neoncide should be next

>>84166750
He shows up to post a spinning kurukuru and then leaves. Probably realized that he's more than just a faggot and how worthless his unban was.

>>84166909
da(rkkal)crin doesn't hold a candle

>>84167093
Neon will be next if T keeps harassing him like today.

anyone dereked will never make it, the nondereked will win the shon

is the asmr after the msg?

>>84167093
You can't just get rid of the shoggers ahead of you in the race by wishing for it.

>>84167189
Why do you think I derek everyone?

>>84167243
after the m&g

>>84167243
>msg
But to answer your question, yes, after the m&g

i never get dereked. am i going to make it?

>>84167157
What'd he do?

>>84167396
if you're here you're not gonna make it. you're already having the wrong kind of thought patterns if you're here. not even shitposting right now

https://youtube.com/shorts/taOFWV9UZjY

>>84167455
T keeps bringing /here/shit into Discussion (which may as well be renamed to /disc/ at this point and was trying to see how much fomo brainworms he could spread.
Nothing new, just his usual shitty behavior.

>>84167785
Yuck

>>84167785
(:

i will win

he reformed tho tb h xdd

shondo i just came and it felt so fucking good. thank you

shondo when you called me handsome and a cool guy I was so happy I almost

why reply to her tweet. shes with her real husbands right now

now he decides to buy LimeD

https://youtu.be/2d7PM0tMqXU
Thoughts?

>>84169318
hehehehe

good easter eggs astridson

Does she still think mirumiru's account got suspended again? I don't think she read fartrune's message explaining he was mistaken

didn't she say she'd start the asmr earlier than usual?

>>84170845
jesse

>>84164254
she's in the big leagues this is the strat, more breaks to come and also vod replay streams

retro stop making threads

>>84169318
The type of brainrot that Shondo would unironically enjoy.

She’s at the Barbie panel right?

>>84168535
lol

>>84168798
KEK

>>84171629
yep

>>84170974
During the zatsu fartrune thought mirumiru's account on twitter got suspended again, but was mistaken
I'm wondering if she read the one where he corrected himself

why did you make an alt to go to the meet dewd

uoh

https://youtube.com/shorts/2JkjSOiVW6U

Cucked by an account posing as an academy

>>84172518
me except i'm blowing shadowmama's back out with premium backshots

what are they on about?

under 3 hours left for merch

insides jokes and references about the m&g already started

The m&g was a mistake that could've been prevented

shondo is the best worm farmer this proves

>>84172960
no shit, she's been doing this for ages

>>84172960
She's the best farmer and killer of worms personally

>>84172518
Helping Shadowmama's "back problems"

the m&g is whatever, wanting to chase normie vtuber culture and going diva mode is what makes me apprehensive about hanging around

>>84172863
>>84172914
>>84172960
>>84172756
xdd the m&g will not cause fomo there is no reason to fomo

why are people vagueposting on discord?

>>84166852
Your ill brains can't fathom that maybe he just stopped simping for random 2d women on the internet and either got a real girlfriend instead or found a better use of his time/money.

>>84173360
fomo + a lot of them probably have suicidal thoughts. We had a few people /here/ kill themselves already

>>84173747
>We had a few people /here/ kill themselves already
that's awesome. this place is more badass than i thought.

>>84173747
suicide is gay ^_^

this is the frustrating part of every other vtuber, just to a lesser extent here
they always have inside jokes with more active and longstanding community members and even then they're kinda selective about who
nobody really manages to give everyone a feeling of equality, shon tried and burnt out from it
you either get in early enough and vibe with the streamer or you live with it

>>84173825
Ngmi

>>84173816
you should consider it then you massive faggot

>>84173890
projecting

>>84173360
Because shondo wants to bweak you :3
There is no fomo! Fomo bad! No reason to fomo!
Btw here are some inside jokes we won't explain and also she explicitly created differentiation between different merch drops and different groups of Shondophrenics.
Enjoy the brainworms! If you talk about them you're insecure and need a therapist and will get sent to the gulag because she will give up on you :)

>>84173747
you're a retard, not knowing is even worse fomo then knowing

Is something going on in the discord?

>>84174101
no

some amount of cucking is normal, just means you want to spend time with someone you care about. as long as it doesn't get too out of hand

>>84174288
Explode

p2w is okay as long as the service is offered in as many locations (in urban america and europe) as possible

>>84172823
140 minutes left

dewd casually trying to guilt trip and manipulate her into doing things he wants. he's so casual about it that i don't think he even realizes. it just comes out naturally because he's a complete and utter scumbag

If i manipulate her it's alright because I'm daddy and I know best
But i never get the chance to

wtf is that post how fucking needy are you

>>84174761
should she ask us to stop feeling things and then offer no incentive in return, is everything just ruled by vague threats that are constantly dampened and reversed

>>84174143
Ok thanks

>>84174935
hot

>>84174919
What post?

>>84175021
probably the one begging for affirmations during asmr as a reward for "behaving" and "resisting" fomo (by posting constantly about feeling it)

>>84174933
not sure what this post means

130 minutes til you cant order anymore

>>84175426
why are you shilling her merch for her? genuinely

cry all you want. my nigga Orange was battling some demons and he deserves it more than you faggots do.

>>84175128
That's lame... Fomo shouldn't be tolerated, it should be prevented
Horrible horrible idea, yuck

>>84175651
lol irl

>>84175670
Like how she tolerated FOMO last night with a discord watchalong for everyone?

>>84175888
I don't get your logic or reasoning

why would you want affirmations during asmr for being a good little cuck and sitting in the chair
mmm yes good boy good boy good boy you didnt get mad about me telling other husbands i love them love them love them

what happened on the 22nd of August 2024? At 10:13:02 PM UTC-0
twitch chat

>>84176174
Because you are an idiot. Carry on now.

>shitposting shoggers who went to the M&G are ITT trying to stop her from giving affirmations in tonight's ASMR
top kek

>>84176381
groomers vs groomers war

Can we turn back time for about a week please? Thanks

>>84176743
i wanna go back 2 years

i wanna go back to before i was banned

>wait the entire day for bladerunner with nina
>she ends up not wanting to watch it today
why are women like this

you guys get assmad over the silliest shit

>>84176877
neat i watched that in 35mm earlier this week. which cut?

>>84176925
It's about perspective

>>84176199
>New Ko-fi Shop Sale from Gary!

its just cring

>>84176381
true poetry

what kind of faggot doesnt want your wife to whisper softly in your ear about how much of a good boy you are?

>>84179230
its better with two buddy

Hello, I used to watch her before she debuted. How is she now? Is the fanbase cool?

>>84179295
jesse

>>84179377
two girls telling you how good you are.
both ears buddy

>>84179446
o shit

>>84179446
erm

>>84179489
three is a no go. for sure definitely no go

does 4 balance it out?

oh frick im dumb we still have 25 hours i thought it was midnight tonight… she shouldve just said September 2nd 00:00

>>84179563
no. never had that happen and probably never will

>>84179321
leave and dont look back, only disappointment lies ahead

>>84179631
you actually posted the time you bought it didn't you?

>>84179321
>Hello, I used to watch her before she debuted
you're gonna win just send her a patreon dm

>>84180003
but be careful not to jork your peanuts in those DMs!

>>84172718
Shadowmama is probably really loose anon you won't feel a thing

>>84180151
your info is out of date, you can have 1 (one) series of jork diaries in the DMs

>>84180468
you can have more if youre me

>>84180281
nah, i know it's grippy

>>84180281
try other entrance

What’s Big Critter like?

>>84180689
Anon this one is probably worse kek

>>84180771
i'd do both but that's just me

asmr cancelled

>>84181770
ono

larp cancelled, he won

>>84181770

>>84181770
That would be a little funny. I think some shoggers would kill themselves if it happened.

considered buying the merch up until the last second, but i think i'm just not gonna. i feel like i'm over this. not just shondo, but vtubers in general.

>uses the Kalimba while humming the tune of Mr. Brightside

>>84182476
Based if true, if not see you tomorrow

1 day left

can we get some Zil asmr? actually ill order some zils as well for that use as well! ^_^

>ASMR will be shorter because she's tried
>tired because of the M&G bulls
>never said she wouldn't talk to chat tonight
>will be chatting to them the entire night
I can't wait...

>>84183096
people that are banned don't get to make requests

>>84183177
being an EUbro is literal pain and suffering right now

>When you realize tonight's ASMR ideas were suggested by everyone who went to the M&G
....

cmon shondo
how many excuses do you need to give
just say you don't want to do it because you're lazy

>i'm tired tonight, cuckchama
>all you get is a short, unenthusiastic handjob
grim...

I'm Shadowmama's date btw

yeah, with me

You guys are tied up to the cuck chair of your minds.

i told you it's grippy. i'll make sure to drop her back home after the asmr finishes

>shadowmama has a date
>Its not with me
Shadowmama that guy is a chump i can treat you right girl

>>84183553
i would love a short unenthusiastic handjob from her it would be so fucking hot

>>84183986
rest in peace shogger

All can be forgiven if she does JOI countdown....

what's with all these first time chatters? where the fuck are all these newfags coming from

>>84184197
doing that after the m&g is literally NTR material, fuck that

vibes are so off

>speedrunning ear cleaning

chatting during ASMR is the cringest shit, just relax the rat race isnt real

>>84184356
You too huh? It doesn't sound right. Something is missing.

>>84184212
angry shoggers making alts to try and get back and shondo

>>84184212
asmr streams tend to attract newfags

>>84183807
I’m big critters date btw

>>84184197
JOI countdown is gay

Messaging bf during asmr.....

>>84181770
I would kill myself if that happened

>>84184790
Texting her bbc bf during sex with our lwc

scheduling an asmr when she knows it's going to get cut short because of how exhausted she is is fucking low
she knows not going to do another one of these for months and chose the only day in the month where she would be tired because she herself stacked multiple events on each other
if you don't want to be an asmrtist anymore, just fucking say it bitch, or do you know you have to keep it up to get more viewers, money hungry whore

>>84185096
Calm down Tuffy.

>>84185096
Say it in chat

>>84185096
Everyone is jerking off bro, wait until it's done if you want people to read your wall of text.

>>84185252
i cant even get hard with these cuck undertones

>>84185313
And that is why she seeks the hard n heavy bbc

there is no zil asmr yet. frick this. ya im ordering some for my “bible study lolis” you keep talking about. theyre $30 a pair.
seriously, i cant emphasize enough how pleasant finger cymbals sound.

fuck raiders

>>84186853
Gary is winning at the grooming game

The least you could have done was turn off raids tonight.

Clearly, someone won. I wonder how tall he was

>>84186905
^_^ i just call them that with quotes because its simpler.

she's my fute bagel

I like being kissed by Shondo because she's a virgin maiden :)

15 mins ;)

>>84187637
G

>>84187627
lol irl

asmr chat stats show whos a real shogga and who isnt
real shoggas chat all the time

>>84187920
I don't like asmr so I don't even show up

>>84187652
You can brainworm a little better than this, come on now shigger.

SHONDO I AM MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW

>3400 viewers
buhh?

This is not doing my mental health any favors.
Won't stop though

>>84188459
>waiting this long
I lost it earlier when she started doing the rapid strokes ToT

>nyanya raided shondo
the cunnyverse grows

>>84188559
she's been raided twice

>>84187920
real shoggas dont chat and enjoy the asmr

>>84188902
Real shoggas get asmr in real time.

>>84188951
yeah me

>>84189009
okay gary

Does she know the words she is saying is considered lewd in jp?

How lewd do her ASMRs get? I've listened to a couple on youtube and this is my first time catching one live.

>>84189570
the asmr for normal subs is pretty tame
tier 3's get lewd asmr in the exclusive discord

>>84189687
theres a third sekrit discord made very recently but it only has about 7-8 people

>>84189570
7 if you know Japanese, otherwise like a 3

>>84189855
Garycord

>>84189855
Hi S

>>84189933
no thats gay

>>84189871
>ビビシーすごいですね

its better if its dialogueless. roleplay asmr is cringe.

(Murmuring) Hey Meatheads

disgusting. get out

dont be mean

>>84190733
hot

i thought it was really cute when shon was gushing about meeting oli and im glad she had such a good time

shes going to be gushing when she meets me if you know what i mean

I don't know what you mean

>>84191888
Then she wont be gushing
Sorry shogga

I will be gushing inside her if you catch my drift

shell gush over my yoyoing

Why did she skeb that tentacle rape art?
Like seriously, what made her do that

stats will be cooked, its just im at a Harry Potter party. Ehehehe~ Shondo would look good in Hogwarts uniform/robes? we need more hogwarts uniform lolis!

>>84192453
stay away from the kids there

>>84192453
so like eta: posting ShonStats ≈ 2h

>>84192528
no.

>>84183267
Sorry EU bro it seems she makes more money from NA viewers otherwise she wouldn't fuck up her sleep schedule to pander to us

>>84183986
See you tomorrow Shogger

NA bros stay winning

>>84185020
Shogger please stop posting your fanfics here

when will shondo unleash her 100% furry cub form?

there is nothing i wish more than to pet that cute little bunny, rubbing her soft, warm, velvety ears. Hear her cute moans as they twitch slightly with every touch. then, i would move down to her forehead, stroking her between the eyes where her fur is the softest, then to her cheeks, where i would massage her as she instinctively leans into my hand, demonstrating her enjoyment. then i would softly stroke her back, feeling her silky coat in the tip of my fingers, and each muscle relaxing under my touch. then it's time for her little delicate tiny paws, and her fluffy tail, where she will be unable to contain her delightful wiggle as i gently stroke them. finally, she would demonstrate her trust and comfort by letting her rub her belly and her wet furry pussy, consummating our love in the language both me and cute little bunnies understand.

>T typing up another big paragraph so he can stay bumped up in discussion
LMAO

>>84192168
because tentacles are ho- erm I mean they're cool and this artist draws such good ra- girls hehe
not everything has to be about sex baka husbant

it's not a competition, but if it was then americhads run this shit, as it should be

Please rate the stream.

>>84193609
i lost gallons to it/10

>>84192453
Gary stay the fuck away from children.

>>84193609
Vibes off in the beginning but very comfortable after a while/10

>>84193609
10/10 i love every moment with my wife
as far as asmr goes 6.5/10
i have a very high tolerance to triggers and really i just wanna hear her kiss my ears and whisper in them, which also gives me the most tingles.
nothing else gives me that much tingles but the other triggers i still find very relaxing, i;m eepy so it worked well

how do you actually find her skebs

>>84193609
comfy/10

>>84193705
no all the “Bible study lolis” got sorted to like slitherin or ravenclaw. im actually the only one who got sorted to hufflepuff lol. thats a first

thank you thread reading shondo <3
that was way more affectionate than i was hoping for. love you :3

hi thread reading shondo order finger cymbals

hi thread reading shondo shadowmama should've gave me a chance instead :(

>>84174761 me
alright never mind i forgive you for making her be affectionate tonight dewd

>>84195936
stop posting cuck fantasies about yourself

???? who the hell is cucked
i feel very loved tonight heehee

>QUICK T, SHONDO WAS TYPING
>POST A WIGGLY SO SHE KNOWS YOU'RE THERE!!!!

>>84197028
he's the type to do it more if he knows you are seething

>>84196693
why cuck when you can have a loli whoredom

>>84197390
no, whoredome sounds gross. but yes lolis are better than bbc fantasies. like way better and way less gay

Gary, please stay away from children

>>84201689
how bout no

>>84201689
but were talking about lolis buddy not irl baka