/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>84186541
I'm gonna adopt this little girl!

>>84186306
That's how it is. And here I thought I'd be a boring Hufflepuff. But there's something about me I guess. It's hard to explain.

Gurass

>>84186722
SNIFFFFF

MY wife

I'm not ENtirely sure what this is, but I am prepared to cringe with my wife.

>>84186914
you might say it's an enigma

>>84186979
Nigma Balls

All the garlic and eggs I've been eating is starting to rear its ugly head

What should I do with myself for the next couple of hours?

>>84187122
stinky egg and garlic farts...

>>84187134
play some vidya, watch videos/anime or prepare some food for the stream

>>84187122
Are you going out of your way to stink? King Ass Ripper might be dethroned soon.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

This rpg thing is going to be so boring.

I wish Gura would be more possessive of us like she used to be, like knowing she would be upset to find out her fans were talking to other girls.
I can't find the MK soundpost I wanted so Ill add this one instead, even if it's not perfect

>>84187695
samen

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>84187732
Skill issue

>>84187753

Baguraette honhonhon

This is gonna be AWESOME. Gura's gonna join SLYTHERIN!!!

>>84187753
You sad that you can't use her jokes to shit on people watching other girls, like Gura does?

>>84187753
was gonna post this >>84187856
one I also have a "who's linda" and the "she's dead now, you just need me! Goomba... *inhales* Goomba~"

>>84187856
Thanks I knew someone would know what I was talking about. I also apparently didn't have it saved though I swear I did.

For King and Cunny!

>>84187965
Retard watching other holos is not the same as what Im talking about and you know it.

>>84187753
She's still possessive of us, she has us by the balls.
You can watch other girls, chumbie. Just make sure you always come back.

>>84187970
I liked her singing the song Jolene as well during Karaoke, at the end she adds "touch him and Ill cut off all your fingers Jolene..."

>>84187866

>>84188159
heh shark dicks

>>84188034
For s’ghetti too!!!

Those cheeseburger flavored Doritos came back and I bought a bag!

>>84188265
s'ghetti bud and mister bud are the cutest buds

Should I play Elden Ring or watch some anime? Hmmmm….decisions decisions…

>>84188265
I love s’ghetti so much!

Sex with a fembud.

Funny drink stream doko???

>>84188407
Why do you care? You don't follow her.

>>84188336

>>84188367

>>84188583

>>84188192
La basé

>>84188348
I'm thinking about playing Elden Ring so you should play that too.

My Gurandma.

>>84188646

i regret starting oyasumi punpun

>>84189122
why is that?

>>84188734
I made a cheese build for my first play through of the DLC. I beat the first hard boss, the lion thing, after about 20 tries.
Did you know Scadur is pronounced as “shaduh” like shadow, but with an “uh” at the end.

>>84189092
computer, make this color

>>84189122
Its not a manga to read if you are looking for feel good happy stories

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

I'm tired and have no will to stay up for an rpg stream. I'll check the thread later to see what happened with Gura.

Is Gura sexy?

>>84189780
ye

>>84189122
Never read that. But I watched Welcome to the NHK, shortly before it became too relatable with my age at the time.
I'm fine now, but that anime was a little too close to home just a bit and it made me uncomfortable.
Awesome intro though!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv_hNkTlN5E

>>84187753
This is why real chumbies only watch gura and no one else besides collabs. Gura only, staying loyal.
Unityfags are whores.

>>84189731
reading the thread before you watch the vod is fucked up, man...

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>84189896
Kenji otsuki is just an amazing artist and all of his anime related music is the best.

>>84189985
meant for >>84189870

ok looks like it's gonna be about 2 hours, I saw in my subbox that the dogs put up a frame for 2 hours after

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>84190459
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's about to get isekai'd...

>>84190534
simply get isekaid to follow her!

>>84189985
I love that OP a lot. That OP reminded me of that Space Pirate anime that had Marty Friedman from Megadeth playing on guitar, what a weeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQpDEUJ2UU

>>84190242
retard

>>84188451
Hush up, faggot.

>>84190955
>phone
>parrot4chan
hello SEA bro

>>84190720
that's pretty nice even if that anime didn't appeal to me.
This is my favorite song from kenji and the zetsubou shoujotachi (the students from the SZS series)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgDuxBS1-Ek

>>84190955

>>84190658
It's not for lack of trying...

>>84191051
White British actually. Also Parrot's funny, for a /here/fag huehue monkey atleast. He isn't BVMT-level dogshit, yet.

>>84190955
fucking retard, you exposed yourself like the low IQ monkey you are.

>>84191123
you just need truck-kun to cooperate

>>84191175
Apparently, owning a mobile phone makes me a fuckin' monkey. I won't doxx myself for you retards but I'm not a SEAnigger if that helps.

>>84191144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSYS5WDJLQ

>>84190725
I know, that's why I deleted it, it was actually tomorrow...

>>84191358
Literally me.

>>84191284
>misses the point entirely despite the other anon highlighting what's wrong
Him saying you're a phone poster really hurt your ego huh, monkey, typical of your SEA types.
Go back to watching dramatubers.

I'm gonna eat more expired chocolate pudding today!

>>84191379
They do have a Cover premiering two hours after the stream start time though, so it would be a bit weird for them to do that during this start to Enreco

>>84191144
both are on the same category of dogshit content as are all the people dealing in breaking down drama for the masses of twitter zoomers.
not to mention being an open /here/fag for clout is despised the most here so no, they are dogshit no matter how "funny" he tries to be.

>>84191076
I knew you'd post that one. It's sounds so DOOMY and I love it.
I like when eastern and western metal gets together, like when Babymetal and Rob Halford played together.

>>84191652
i'm too old for digging stuff like babymetal but if it rocks your boat, good for you bud.

>>84191509
how expired are we talking?

>>84191509
i'm still eating my 2 week old rice i forget to eat because i get too drunk and i lock myself out of the kitchen lest i burn the house down trying to cook munchies at 3am.
i fry it with some egg and bacon so i guess frying it makes it good despite how old it is

>>84191466
Schizo doubling down on me being a brownoid with no real evidence

I won't doxx myself for you, faggot, but I can guarantee I'm whiter than you.

>>84191902
post hands with timestamp

>>84191509
I've still got a borgor in the fridge from last Monday I'm probably going to eat tomorrow night

>>84191731
Hey Babymetal isn't young anymore, and Judas Priest is way older.
We're getting old, bud. And that's okay.

>>84191890
>2 week old rice
Isn't that like a prime breeding ground for botulism and other real nasty shit like that???

>>84191902
>reddit spacing
>defending his broken ego with "muh doxx" reasons
Anyone serious would post hands with a timestamp and that would be safe and enough but no, the monkey is afraid and a coward.

>>84191991
i keep it in the fridge so as long as it doesn't start to smell bad or show gooey strings as i scoop it out of the cold pot, it should be fine.
we will know in a week or so if i get sick.

>>84192037
imagine posting hands just to win an argument with subhumans

>>84192145
>projecting
we accept your loss

>>84191739
3 days after best by date, should still be fine right? the one I ate yesterday tasted good and didn't make me sick or anything

>>84189926
>*Li touchí*

>>84191509
It will probably be fine once it's in the stomach

>>84191956
Huwhite. Now post Gura.

>>84190459
Yes I am mister

>>84192328
those "best by date" are always like a week ahead of the date they actually go bad, more if they are more shelf stable.
you are safe while eating that expired pudding, puddingbud.

just gonna post em anyway

>>84192143
I dunno man even in the fridge, how shelf stable can that shit really be?

*puts one foot forward*

>>84192478
based brexitbud, keep them EU monkeys seethin

gura soon
goon

>>84192586
most places say a week but i am sure 2 weeks is fine as well if you don't open the fridge often enough the temp varies.

>>84192595
Dinogooba, my beloved.

>>84192506
yeah I figured, I "often" use "expired" dairy products, I always do a smell and taste test to be sure, if the cup they're in is dented or like "imploding" then there's probably something wrong

>>84192595
I'm warning you

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE retweet

Wife soon!

>>84192775
you can always turn your almost bad milk into cheese if you have the time and patience, that's one cool skill to master as a dairy consumer

https://poal.me/9x7q1c
ayo what pov yall watchin?

>>84192604
I will always stay with her, please don't kill me, Gura.

>>84192968
>poal
end your life

>>84192957
idk if it smells sour or weird I just throw it away

>>84192968
shark sweep

>>84192968

>>84192968
Wife POV

No way there isn't a delay right? 18 ENs trying to start at the same time sounds like madness

>>84192968
Everything funny always happens around Gura so putting my bias aside I'd still be watching her POV.

>>84192968
Just Gura, might pull up a few other members of whatever group she gets in once that's decided.

Holy fuck I’m so sleepy….

Hey chumbuds... how do I better manage my anger? I've genuinely frightened people i care about

hi @Anonymous!

>>84193732
play league of legends.

I want crepe now... or pancakes

hello @Anonymous

@anonymous
kys stop tagging me

>>84193732
Start making pie crusts, it's working for Bill Burr.

friendly reminder to take a shit now

>>84193732
find an outlet, do meditation, go to a therapist
or consume onions products and take estrogen

>>84193732
I was always cranky when I was smell deprived.

>>84193946
Don't need to poop, but I did pee.

>>84193946
I did an hour ago

my pee bottles have been emptied, i am ready for this stream to run long.

Shiori pointed out they won't be able to talk to chat like normal, probably means we won't even get our rare collab interactions.

>>84194220
elaborate

Should I expect a delay?

>>84194287
yes

>>84194260
>>84193419

I still don't know what this is, will there be a lot of girls talking over my quiet asocial wife again?

>>84194465
so no cursing, innuendos or anything fun I suppose?

Cute shark soon!

>>84194465
Jesus

>>84194553
no you see, they all have amnesia, gura will take this chance to be a big boss bitch and talk over them

>>84194606
Just look at her message, the anon's post was clearly just shitposting otherwise.

>>84194553
perhaps

>>84194465
oh boy yeah this this sounds it's exactly what I wanted out of a minecraft stream, thanks management, don't kill yourselves or anything

bye thread. see you after the stream

>>84194794
ToT

>>84194794
she scratched her butt and liked the smell, this stinky brat!!

WIFE

>>84194961
where? stream isn't live yet

>>84194955
no way, gura knows exactly what her butt smells like and she didn't recognize it

who's ready for some good ol' scripted minecraft on rails

halloooo?

>>84195102
she forgot she scratched also streamer brain made her not recognize it but i know, i watched her while laying on her bed.

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

iT's happengin-
>Ad
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>mandated BGM
Oh this is gonna be dull as fuck

my wife is on
not gonna read this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>84195484
>ad

>>84195526
>mandated BGM
Fauna had her usual BGM/intro. Gura's just being enthusiastic.

Cute wife

God I am edging already
GURA IM READY FOR YOU

Here we go fuck yeah

>>84195484
Where the fuck are you getting ads?

>>84195718
SHE LOVES ENRECO

>they hired pajeets to build atlantis for her

I probably have time to pee, right? brb

based shark

my wife

>>84195959
they hired mexicans actually, they are the best cheap construction labor in the EN market.

there's like 3 extra checkmarks in ytcfilter today, what the hell

gura you can start you dunbass

>>84196064
They should make that coat actual merch.

WIFE VOICE UUUOOOOGHHHH

WIFE

My wife has gone schizo mode

>>84196275
They should make the hoodie first!

She's been looking at her feet this whole time practicing this part

schizo gura and the voices in her head

sorting hat time
>bring in the next boy or girl, there are only those 2

>>84196255
gura you should stop posting while on stream

uoohh

0 degree flat

>>84196605

Classic Minecraft YouTuber intro but with feet.

i think she has amnesia

>>84196511
KEEP ERB AWAY FROM MY SHARK

>gooba avoided interacting with iwys, advent and the others for so long they made a forced company block game collab and banned jp and the monkes

was there a memory loss portion to this shit somewhere or is she just fucking around

>>84196715
She’s reading this thread live. Holy shit

>>84196781
it's the gimmick, they have to larp like this until it's over

she wants to punch ame

Is this like an ice breaker for the girls where they have to pretend to have amnesia

>>84196781
the shill stream yesterday said its an ERP server

>heads straight to Ame
THEY ARE

AAAAAAAAAAAA FORCED INTERACTION WITH STRA- wait nevermind the server crashed

it's over...

LMFAO

>got kicked out of server after 2 seconds

>AmeSame from the get go
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE!!!

>>84196971

>gets kicked immediately
RUMAO

RATE THE STREAM

My wife got kicked from a social event. She’s just like me fr

>>84197178
>biboo in the cuck chair

Gura hunts for her wife Ame immediately.

>>84196781
Fauna is playing it straight at least, the RP is really dumb.

strange how i dont remember what just happened in the last 2 minutes

>>84197226
they are/10

>>84197178
oof Biboo(?) got cucked

goomba

This is so cringe it's peak.
SERVER DIED KEK

>Force Gura to stream
>Server implodes into a singularity

>are we lovers
who said that?

I can barely hear my wife...

>>84196781
It is an enigma

>Are we still asking God why
Moom...

>>84197470
me

it pains to watch gura, no one wants to approach her... she has no friends....

bae and goombs in da awkward autist corner

Bae sounds weird

Gura is strong. I would've mentally shut down with all this talking going on

>justice girl starts talking to her
>fucks off to sit next to bae in the cuck corner

>>84197485
i like moom for these subtle smart puns

>>84197666
I like their interactions

kek she tried

why is the rrat a starving victorian child?

Bae doing the cockney orphan voice gives me Psychicpebbles vibes.

>>84186541
>my wife gura has no friends
No... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>I'm supposed to be a cute girl right
no you aren't mori

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THE VOICES

ame HATES Fuwawa

Should have a proximity setting for voice chat. Like 2 meters.

>>84197868
can someone kick mori and cut her ethernet connection?

>>84197746
>Gura is strong.
Gura is very strong in all she does, especially with so many people around her. It just takes a while to get her going.

Wow she just straight up ignored fuwawa>>84197852

>>84198020
Hæh?

>>84198020
she doesn't speak dog

>>84198008
>Gura is very strong in all she does
she can't even break an oreo

who am i? who are you?

why does gura hate fuwamoco

>>84198114
HERfags eating good tonight

Is this the story that leads up to Gura killing Omega?

>>84198230
>>84198020
fake weebs and real weebs don't get along

>>84198157
You can imagine how hard oreos are after a few days of not eating them

suddenly inner

Nice she god a good party roll

>>84198337
fuwawa likes idol dances she's a webb too

>is this a hole

>>84198230
uterus egg in the sky

She's so cute again what the fuck

Guras brain is gonna be constantly overloaded by all the sensory overload :S

who are these fat fucks?

Will we get the elusive Gura mommy voife last displayed in the Konosuba readthrough or will she this whole thing for laughs???

Actually, I don't hate this.

>>84198662
She is just like me

>kindom sounds like lesbian
>and has 2 Ls
>ribestar
was this a rib?

What is this trash? Why did they decide on some block game mod?

any word nerds know what "libestal" might mean?
what words were mashed together to come up with it

i like this because it reminds me of dnd

>>84198822
>What is this trash?
Autism
>Why did they decide on some block game mod?
Autism

He has legs!

>>84198822
wanted another rust arc. small company preese understand

>>84198803
>libestal
>lesbian
>sounds the same
Is this anon retarded and deaf?

>>84198979
it looks like a rabbit

Gura is my dad again!

>>84198919
jps often use german for fantasy right? libe could mean liebe=love. stal, generic ending, could mean stahl=steel or steal depending on context.
so maybe love steel/steal

FUCKING HUGE BGM

>>84197178

damn liberals kingdom

how do fuwawa and mococo stream at once? split screen?

I love the incomprehensible girl chatter, at least I can hear my wife.

Gura stains her chair

gura talk to someone besides ame you faggot

>>84199539
2 computers...?

>>84199527
MAKE ATLANTIS GUREAT AGAIN

i can't take this amesame overdose

>>84199539
mitosis

>>84199618
that's not how she works

>>84198919
libe could also stand for liberte which is french for freedom

what the FUCK

>mayhaps
baelz worked in the writing of this

Is this what they call cringekino?

>ame and beeboo are dead

More than 3 girls in the same thing is always a bad idea, always turns into extreme constant shouting :S;

>>84199618
She has trouble doing that.

raora fucking died....

Raora is fucking dead

Gura is a shark

>>84199734
LIBERTE
EGALITE

>reskinned skrellingtons and a fuckin warden absolutely RAPENVKING the whole squad
What was the point of this?

biboo fucking died twice

wtf I love Nerissa now

Ok Nerissa, you're cool in my book.

>>84186541
This shit is lame!

>you saved me thank youuuu!
>anything for you little shark-girl!
Actually kind of a cute interaction.

goob...

Autistic revelation
HHAHAHAHAHA Gura you tard

they should have done it so the girls could have been animals. just think of the furry/petplay

This jank ass mod

REVELATION!

the second crash lets goooooooooo

Did we win?

>Game fucks itself in the mouth and then crashes
It's joever.

staff-san...

Settle in this is gomna take a while

KEK
GURAAAA NOOOOOO

this might be a bit too cringe for me bros

mittsu status?

NICE SERVER STAFF SAN

16 Girls in the same MC servers organized by the same people who can't setup vanilla MC servers that can handle more than 4 people at a time, yeeeeah, yepp

will you stay with schizo gura and the voices in her head

GAWR MENTIONED

>it's joever

Gura that's your period...

>>84200533
same but i am too drunk to care, this is fun

well this is interesting in it's own way

has the stream already been going for 30 minutes? time flies holy shit...

>>84200566
>16
its 19

>>84200685
scary

>>84200836
retard

japan and technology
never ever ever
>didn't playtest a game with only 19 players

at least she can talk to chat

Me and Gura had our own "revelation" in bed

she adlibing this to carry for management fucking up the event, she is too god for cover EN.

Yes, Gawr is inside my ass

>>84200895
its 19 you fucking retard
5+1+4+5+4

>>84200990
based dual shark cock enjoyer

>>84199539
One controls half the keyboard and moves the mouse. The other controls the other half of the keyboard and is in charge of clicking the mouse buttons.

GAWR IS INSIDE ME?!
KYAAAAAAAA *FAINTS*

>Nearly starts creasing the moment "I'm inside Gawr" and "I've lost gallons to Gawr" go by in chat.

>>84201068
retard

>HOLD THE WEAPON WITH YOUR LEFT HAND

>FILTERS EVERYBODY


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>84201211
we don't sign out posts here

>>84201185
creasing?

>>84190459
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! SHE'S TRYING HER BEST TO REMOVE THE STAINS!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!

THE LIBS

>lesbe-
Love you gura never change

>the city of lesbians

>libestan
kek

>the libs

THE CITY OF LIBS

Tech company btw

>>84201340
You've never heard "creaaing" used to refer to laughing?

She's going to adjust...until it's comfortable......

>the libs

>>84201457
>allegedly made a game
>do a minecraft mod instead

Yeah, me

chumbie prime says 10 more minutes

I love this impromptu chat

i wrote that too

Did management kick her out as an underhanded attempt to limit her?

yes me

YEAH ME THEY ARE ALL ME

MARRIAGE PERMISSIONS ARE A GO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>Gura wants us to fuck the dog

A Japanese tech company btw

Gura became a dog...

gura wants a big family but has not considered the amount of sex she is going to get. Im taking Wednesday, Thursday and Friday btw

>>84201625
No, their shit just broke for everybody.

>>84201685
immediately revoked...

>>84186541
I am Gura's husband, it's official. Later losers.

>>84201746
white woman moment

white women and dogs

There has to be at least one country I can marry a dog

>lib land

GURA WOULD PREFER THE DOG

I'll put you on a leash, Gura...

geez, stepbrother dog Gura, she really is into zoophili

Woof.

Confirmed to be unmarried and likely a virgin.

I'm a son of a bitch...

You guys heard it live, Gura is my actual real wife.

STAFF-SAN DID IT

>>84201851
yes, india.

Gura wants to be my dog!
>WAYG

>>84201805
i'm in shambles

>>84201910
Both lies

My fucking ears

Gura is a shark-dog, a shardog

>>84201910
yeah me