/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for killing myself today

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Good Eveningish Shondopolis!
prevent brainworms at all costs ¡por favor!
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vroom vroom

>>84096620
ER/10

all the streams of this game are starting to blend all together.

definitely an erm kind of day

>>84096620
onion ring/10

>>84096445
why care? she doesn't care enough anymore for the meet and greet to significantly change anything. nor should you care

>>84096625
Thanks gary

driving to san japan to ask her what bird she would be

>>84096620
very fun

old /shon/ wouldve dereked the security cameras by now

someone at the meet and greet i will donate $100 if you ask her what kind of bird she would be and record it and send it to me and i will like you a lot more too

0gcthulu,Hiro,Magneto,learningmyABCs,retromancer,ledutchboi,baconbits
all confirmed shoggers so far that are going

>>84097306
i wouldve done it but i dont want you to like me so now i wont

Of course those two faggots would talk high and mighty about FOMO when she literally responds to their chat messages all fucking stream. Must be nice.

sixty minutes left shoggas! >_<

I hope shondo can handle all the interacting and has fun during the meet and greet

>>84096625
>>84097776
Why havent you fucked off already gary

>>84097901
because you give him attention

YOU JUST GOT STONED!

>>84098108
thats not gonna be a thing buddy.

i know whos getting stoned right now

>>84098251
Shondo

>>84098251
Shes gonna need a funny gummy to handle all the meetin n greetin

brazilian shonbro here....
I never managed to get a like from her, now its over....

>>84098300
It's ok, Hiroto, you can always attentionwhore in Discord

>>84098271
>>84098286
Shondo drinks. That's why she keeps having to powder her nose.

>>84098300
hang in there brazilbro...

all i want is to marry her and make her happy and put my tongue into the shunny and hear her squeaks and feel her slender legs tighen around my head as she syadouWiggles around in pleasure with lots of hugging afterwards of course

>>84097015
lol irl this is the most important thing she has ever done

>T downplaying the privilege of meeting her like it doesn't matter
It could be the only chance people get to do this you absolute fucking faggot. You are actually the most insufferable person in this community.
>i could have went easy but like i just don't care
Insane cope, everyone knows your fat neet ass wasn't going anywhere.

>>84099153
So important she's not even at the convention.

>>84099309
lol irl

>>84099309
that will supercede it as the most important thing

>>84099309
shogger...

>>84099244
i'm not fat i'm leaner than 90% of shoggas easy

>>84098374
> powder her nose
Based Shondo showing up to the m&g with the sniffles

will shondo still love me

>>84099777
with those digits? yes

>>84099777
Ehehe~ it didnt say yo-yo trick

>>84099691
pics or fake and dont just call me gay

she's my fute bagel

>>84100739
gay

>>84100877
skinny fat is still fat t

>>84099777
Agent 777, I think you can do anything

>>84101106
i'm not, i said lean, and i work out

>had to rope oli in to distract from the fomo

>>84101307
nta but you said leaner not lean

>>84101396
i figured leaner than 90% of shoggas is probably lean but if not then i'll be less modest and say 95% i just figure there's a lot of skinnyfat shoggas like i used to be

>>84101319
Oli is best big sis for the community

>>84101498
considering how often youre online i find that extremely hard to believe

>>84099691
lol malnourished

>>84101583
you can mog 90% of shoggas in less than a year with an hour a day and a decent diet
i believe in you shogga you can get great results lifting very casually for a pretty long time
the average perception of fitness is retarded and basically zodiac signs

>>84101766
i lift. thats how i find it hard to believe that you do. atleast consistently.

>>84101766
Shoggers please don't argue the m&g is starting in 1 minute

it's time

>>84101532
She should tell Shondo that she has to marry a viewer just like her.

>>84102047
she already did and it's gonna be me

>>84102047
She didn't marry a viewer did she? What's up with all these sluts getting with their viewers kek

worthless fucking mods

this is the furthest ive ever felt from her

>>84101396
trolling in the thread isnt working out

>>84102183
You were always that far anon, she's a whore on the internet

>>84102170
do you have something you want to share with the class?

>>84102170
jesse

>>84102170
jesse

walter

Jesse we have to cook Jesse

bitch

shut up !!!!!! she's not a bitch!!! she's not!@!!!

The chair somehow feels... colder tonight...

someone already won....

fkignfk bhjtch wfiei

>>84098300
this is not like you

lots of demonic energy in the air tonight

>>84098300
Draw something now, even if it's in ms paint. Don't forget the ribbons on the neck and two wrist

never before has being a husband been so close to actual cuckoldry as this moment

It's over...

>>84102746
>>84102762
>>84102935
Might be the time to move on anons if some random woman on the internet having a meet & greet with other people you don't know causes you this much grief

dont worry shoggas its my turn soon and im going out with a bang

all these brain worm posters are at the meet and greet lmao

>>84103210
i know you're upset about missing out and falling behind in the very real rat race but please stop trying to make my wife shit herself

>>84103261
I hope Shoggas at a social event are not autistic enough to pull out 4chan on their phones

>>84103286
she isnt here take your meds

I remember when I had a long distance relationship once and I made a concession like this for a girl loved and talked to for 2 years. She made similar excuses like "you'll get a chance to see me too, anon!".
But she wanted a poly relationship as well and I knew about 'the guy' who got to have something special with her first.
And every time it was the same thing:
>you'll get a chance to see me too, anon!
She later became pregnant with his kid.

Was there any bbc on the fancam

>>84103286 (me)
i did lol irl though

>>84103286
> Shundo with a little brown slip going down her leg as she meets the Shoggas

>>84103343
please stop writing cuck erotica!!
>>84103386
please stop writing scat erotica!!

I'm gonna be so behind in the race now...

>>84103343
Then why are you here repeating the same cycle with someone who cares even less about you anon

if someone doesnt derek the security cameras right now i wlil shit myself

>>84103489
I see the next guy up. He's black. It's over.

I love you shondo

>>84103386
Had a feeling the thread was going to be shit today

>>84103530
me made me lol;

>>84103421
It isn't cuck erotica. That is just my life. Shoggers should learn from my own mistakes and bail while they can.

>>84103530
Owlbyte...

Computer, take over the international space station. Reroute all imaging to San Antonio. Enhance.
I'm in.

>>84103582
Shegnant

My racist wife would never entertain black people. Checkmate worm farmers

>>84103679
mods, take out that guy with the fake gun

You guys are taking this well so far.

>>84103894
it helps that i dont have a stream to watch

this is it guys
all the ironic BBC posting will pay off today
she will only think about me any time that she sees a black guy today weheheheheh xdd

>>84103894
the other shoggers are in the klub drinking their sorrows away listening to the strokes and tenacious d

kek
this is the funniest you guys have been in weeks
>>84103953
dewd...

>>84103953
Who said anything about it being ironic

>>84103894
the real nuke is coming tomorrow when she's talking about it on stream

>>84103953
hold on, we were being ironic?

>>84104071
it's an asmr stream, we've got time to let them process it still

>>84103894
what did he mean by this?

she'll either talk about it right after in the discord or hide under her desk for a bit and talk later. that's when the real pants shitting will start

>>84104348
she's 100% klubbing after this

im looking through her monitor right now and... wow... you guys are ugly

>>84104462
Fuck you FT not as ugly as your crater chest

>>84104462
Shondo what did you expect

I notice how T does this thing where if he is not the most recently sent message in Discussion, he will make sure he is even if it means vaguely repeating himself. The current example is in the discord as I post:
>if you're nervous shondo hold my hand (it'll be okay you'll feel better soon too probably :)) :DD
He then waited since everyone posted
>then he double-dipped with a syadouPat emote to bump himself
If you observe it once it is an interesting quirk that you will see every time. Nothing too important, but the desperate grabs for attention are notable.

how would you feel if she starts mentioning inside jokes and references that only the people who were there could understand?

>>84104567
im not ft ;D

>>84104655
Gay

>>84104620
it's not as shameless as that but somewhat true, i don't really strategically time my posts though lel
yeah i'll own it
and?

how would you feel if she dmd you personally just to tell you how much she hates you and wishes you would leave forever and die?

>>84104672
Then fuck you bitch wife

>>84104655
It won't be that deep. She will just have zatsu and timelooped topics about specific things shoggers said and did. Just look at the talk about the Shumos today for example.

>>84104772
relieved

>>84104655
i would shave her head

>>84104772
shogga... take the hint... just leave and love her from a distance, that's what i'd do

>>84104772
I'd feel like she barely knows me so I's just think she's being a schizophrenic with delusions of persecution centered on her fans

>>84104772
I'd thank her for being honest

>>84104788
im not shondo ;D

>>84104949
>that posting style
whatever you say

>>84104949
autism critter...

>>84104999
Nadenadenade

it's over

>>84104999
i dont understand when she posts stuff like this. i cant actually headpat her. am i supposed to just pretend and live with my shitty life while partaking in that fantasy?

>>84105193
Yes that's what the rest of us do

>>84105268
that sucks

>>84105311
Got any better ideas?
>>84104999
Nade nade

>>84104761
I would not call desperation a strategy since anyone can be mindless and spam. It is just notable that you are not really saying anything and you regurgitate previously said thoughts within minutes. But if you would like to own that, then by all means.

>>84105343
>Got any better ideas?
no but it still sucks

>>84104655
i would unironically unsub

oh wow this thread during the hour of devastation has done absolutely nothing wow.

>>84104772
id say "thats nice when are you moving in with me" and post the smiling cat

Because most shoggers are taking a toasting bath right now...

>>84105633
all the pants shitters are in line

>>84105497
Anon why are you even staying then?

>>84105747
i dont know

>>84105722
genuinely theyre the fags always wormposting lmao
except t hes right here shittin

>>84105754
i dont understand when she posts stuff like this. i cant actually fuck her ass. am i supposed to just pretend and live with my shitty life while partaking in that fantasy?

>>84105754
now do one that just says BBC

>>84105754
can i fuck her pussy instead please?

it's all just really sad, what has become of actually interacting with her

>>84105849
>i cant actually fuck her ass
not with that attitude

id rather fuck sho

im waiting for an actual story from someone who was there
also she enjoyed my yoyo trick ^_^

>>84105911
her timelooped topics and echolalia have been the standard for years now

>>84106009
We already know you can't afford to go Gay

>>84105362
i just want to get the emotion across and remind shondo, it's more like i'm an annoyingly passionate yapper
i also spend a lot of time writing out very thoughtful things too
>>84105796
this rrat might be able to race, big if true
the kind of people who would fly out for this are the kind of people to melt in the threads
not me of course, naturally

>>84106009
gary you're really bad at wormfarming
someone in the discord already talked about it

4 minutes left.

none of the people there are wormposters

i like how neosky posts constantly in chat but refuses to answer a simple question on discord

>>84106307
stop outing yourself

im the worm farmer
i farm worms because you fuckers do nothing but complain
fuck you

>>84106307
D Retro BBCs are worm kings

>>84106307
but they are, the thread was great without them

>>84106391
all me

Abcs and Retro are confirmed thread shitters, but I can't say how often.

>>84106691
good one anon

they get farmed by worms they dont post them

>>84106818
This is unironically true.

>>84106722
retro makes it blatantly obvious. he posted a comment on discord about shondo drinking bailey's in the klub lol

I get farmed by worms then I'll proceed to farm worms to cope

im the farmer baby

OG is the farmer lmao

hes playing a dangerous game right now

OG is my shogga you can't turn me against him

>>84107034
no this is awesome. people know what happened! epic!
sounds like what a patreon dm should be like. idk.

>>84107034

>>84107537
i should set a date for my suicide

im still gonna win tho

sounds like no one won actually one and it was a generic meet and greet nobody should fomo on, and likely no one misbehaved or freaked her out(?)
until there is evidence she freaked out because of a retard, then i think its likely shell do something like this again ^_^

>>84107537
holy fuck it's really over
not a shogger but good luck to everyone who couldn't get there..
the fomo will go away at some point but be strong rn

>>84104999

>>84107597
shall we do it together? which site do we stream tho?

i was retarded and she freaked out... sorry guys...

you only got 2 minutes with her. literally no time to get deep. you can barely introduce yourself in that time. don't let the brainworms win for no reason lol

the fomo ‘tis not that strong shogga. its like if you were the only viewer in chat she was reading for 5 minutes at the cost of you “doxxing” yourself to her and shoggas in line.

>>84107874
no way im streaming it otherwise i just become a meme people post with "party hard" as a caption as my brain paints the wall

>>84107874
Please tell me one of you is gary.

two minutes is all i need baby

>>84108042
stop posting about yourself you didn't actually go

>>84107764
>sounds like no one won actually one and it was a generic meet and greet nobody should fomo on
lol irl, abcs and dutchboi were already ahead of everyone other than orange and he couldnt even make it to the m&g. its a two horse race from here on out

So contrary to what she said she was actually super flirty with husbands

>>84108460
yeah, the oli kind of flirty but probably more cute.

>>84108460
what do you mean contrary to what she said? during oli's meetup when they were together in the US she said she also wanted to meet her fans and swoon over them and tell them how handsome they are etc because that's what oli did. she said this on stream my guy

>>84108460
she said she was going to do this though. one of the first times she was bringing it up she said basically wouldnt it be nice to compliment you and call you sexy and stuff

I'm glad for the shoggas that were able to go and don't shitpost in this thread

>>84108533
She said that she wasn't comfortable with irl love/affection at all but turns out she can do it just fine

>>84108533
nta, she did say afterwords that it wasn't going to be too intimate or something (?) i'm forgetting exactly but she did say something in the realm of downplaying that aspect

>>84108599
so all of the people there

>>84108599
No one who went shitposts in this thread.

>>84108624
she doesn't seem to understand what love, romance, marriage or any related word means to a normal person

>>84108659
syadouClueless

>>84108659
stop outing yourself

>>84108725
Name me.

like can we agree to not get any fricking brainworms because of this meet & greet?

>>84108776
Anonymous

>>84108801
you're not even part of this community you're just a leech that won't fuck off

>>84108801
no

the brainworm farm hasnt even begun, theyre still ripening

I went

>>84108801
no fuck you
you want to shit up this gen and entertain the schizos?
better come to terms with the fact that im going to worm farm every chance i get

there it is

I went

No I didn't

I didn't go

You'll know her true reaction to the meet and greet based on how many she schedules for the next year.

i think she actually unbanned him and told him to vibe break and post /here/ memes even more just to annoy people

>>84109000
she'll never do any more after this. the manic part of her cycle has lasted for a long time already. if she's lucky she might hold on to it until the end of the year. then it's gonna switch and we're gonna get major depression shondo for the next 6-8 months. then a recovery period after that. she'll have lost her motivation then and will have other things to think about. never take anything for granted. never assume she's going to do these things again.

tuff stop stealing /here/ memes you can be original i believe in you

>>84109206
her cervix is going to be majorly depressed by my heavy bbc

>>84109301
they're perfect for each other. everything tuff says is stolen from here. everything shondo says is stolen from tiktok.

>>84109301
dewd you steal mine too stop defending abcs we're all thieves, no honor amongst us

do you think she recorded it for herself

>>84109381
syadouSus

>>84109368
Shondo doesn't even tiktok she just steals from chat

>>84109381
not me, but its just you

>>84109423
yes she does lol. watch streams

0g really is farming worms

dewd stop stealing /here/ memes you can be original i believe in you

typical farmer

>>84109399
No

>>84109399
she took screenshots of her favorites

>>84109595
He is going to be the one who gets her shegnant

>>84109595
when her sexuality finally reawakens she'll get wet looking at these pictures while imagining them fucking her

Nice vagueposting to try and wormfarm dewd

>go to other con
>no way to take pictures with her
>even if you take a picture with your phone she doesnt get pictures of you
its over

>>84109573
i invent most of the ones you guys use kek

>>84109827
id just send her the pic on twitter

>>84109841
thats cope

>>84109960
you dont know the half of it buster

>>84109841
gay shoggers was retro

>>84110004
buster was my word
please tell me you're at least not the wicked smile poster (original)

>>84110004
what the FUCK are you talking about, schizo?

Which shogger invented Gary?

>>84110082
Gary

>>84110005
i literally invented faggotry, faggot

>>84110082
you, stop posting about yourself

>>84110082
me

>>84110070
:)

>>84110107
I believe it old man

>>84110186
no... it can't be... y-you're bluffing

>>84110265
he is, it was me

I would go and be the one person she's cold to and watch be be enthusiastic and lovey with the very next person

i miss the antisemitic kanye

>>84110317
Sasuga racist wife

>>84110317
you lost Owlbyte, sorry bucko

you're the only bbcposter though so i dont see how thats true????

>>84110004
thats a lie because im half and i know whos the other half

>>84110564
yeah me

>>84110522
Wrong

bbc is the unfunniest meme /here/

well this was uneventful and boring. i feel like i stayed up for no reason

>>84110666
It's not even a meme it's a community fetish

>>84110666
>666
satan is a bbc anti?
what did christ mean by this?
bible bros?

>>84110705
>community fetish
you mean one guy

>>84110741
nah theres more than just King D

>>84110737
he's just mad that every nigger that does goes to hell, so he has to put up with them

>>84110737
satan is racist
hope this helps!

>>84110691
What did you expect to happen

>>84110780
im the other guy and i just do it to bump the thread

>>84110691
Qwerty had a lite melty in offline chat but that's about it

storms brewing annie

>>84110903
I'm neither you nor D

>paying to have her regurgitate the same 5 compliments she told everyone else

she complimented that cuddly guy which makes all compliments meaningless

speed dating it is

literally the biggest vibe breaker

>spent more time watching people in the background than looking at people that went

>>84111712
i tried to throw you guys a bone

i'll fucking kill myself tonight

You guys really are determined to just turn the Discord into /here/, huh.

here come the worms

does usps do PO Boxes do i like sign up???

Shondo, just do a one way discord videocall with everyone willing for fucks sake
this does not need to be so convoluted for no reason

>>84112226
give up

>>84112246
we've been over this. she aspires to be a normietuber now. she wants to do normal vtuber things.

>>84112226
yes check your local post office

just DM dutchboi and ask to buy one of his 27 shumos

>>84112226
Just fuck off already

>>84112441
oh okay maybe if it turns out impossible

i genuinely don't understand why she's so afraid of a discord voice chat?

she wants to see you dressed up so she can pick her future husband better

>>84112246
i tried
>>84112523
it's a lot more likely someone does something insane and it's easier too
i would say she could still risk it but i won't push her on it personally i don't care enough

well here’s ur answer for today

gary just look up a mail forwarding service

i mean she can just ban someone herself from the discord shes sat at her computer i dont see the issue

>>84112637
just funny how she seemed even more certain that she'd never make a discord m&g after the m&g today. did the shondophrenics scare her somehow? lmao

>>84112732
plz do one in AZ shondo! ^_^
(sorry az shoggas, may have ruined your chance)

>>84112732
forsen

>>84112732
forsen

Talking in discussions is such a mistake
We have literal who's like Yu shitting it up

how many of the attending shoggas were fat?

>>84112856
rather have 1000 of him than a single mouz or tuffnar

>>84112957
bet you some of them were also anorexic

it's just silly that she seems so eager to want to talk to everyone but then she's not actually willing to do anything about it despite being able to. i don't know man, i get a weird vibe from all of this

>time to have an impromptu con at her house
Orange is one bad brainworm away from snapping and doxxing her address, I can just feel it.

>>84113052
if he does then i would win

>>84113052
reminder btw that this guy is working for her and has dm access kek

you guys are threatened by orange and it shows

watchalong for her to only talk about the m&g and interact with people that were there in 40 minutes

>>84113586
stop posting about yourself

>>84113652
hes too menhera to read these threads you dumb nigger

NA m&g followed by NA discord watchalong. death to ameriKKKa

>>84113703
thats exactly why he reads the threads

>feels guilty about cheating with the m&g husbands
>guys lets watch a movie
whore.

nah, fuck this. hearing her talk about it will definitely send my already bad brainworms into some kind of overdrive that will eat me alive. i'm doing the responsible thing for my mental health and will go to bed instead. have fun i guess

Please post your final messages here before you all neck yourself. Thanks.

>>84113935
no! killing yourself is gay, 'memba?

>>84113935
i was only doing it for attention

>>84113911
>wife is cheating
>try to ignore it instead of addressing the problem
Many such cases, good cucky

>>84113935
what for

also good news im likely ordering something!

change da world
my final message
goodbye

>>84114059
what am i supposed to address? the m&g already happened you dumb retard

>>84114146
keep us updated on if it manages to go through

>>84114194
wait a second. visa gift card will work right?

>>84114327
make sure you dont have to use your real name on it

what's your incentive for being a husband after today? curious

dm me tuff (unironically)

>OLI HI
>I LOVE YOU
no shogger will EVER get that treatment

>>84114588
winning

not gay btw

>>84114588
it was just a LARP all along there's no need to feel bad about it

>>84114595
She hasn't met me at the M&G yet.

if i go to a m&g i will not be interacting with other 'husbands' thats for sure holy frick cringe

>discord is not somewhere moderated
seriously? nobody is asking to do videocalls with random accounts that joined recently
to her seeing anyone is secondary to making you jump through hoops for her amusement
Shondy, you'll come around eventually, but it might be too late by then. Not everyone has the same issues that you project on us, you aren't helping or fixing us with this quest despite you thinking so. "Going outside" is not the issue for many of us and is not the same as taking an expensive and exhausting trip for 2 minutes of something that could be done from anywhere.

>>84115175
i agree with this unironically

>>84114588
Still love me wife
Simple as

> tfw she already met his mom
He's already at second base the little faggot

>>84115175
i agree. i would literally face dox myself to any of her mods if one of them sitting in the call was enough but it didnt feel like an issue i wanted to discuss then and there.
im willing to be patient but there is very little difference and no need to feel guilty over us making some grand journey for her.
the only downside is not getting a picture with her really.

>>84115175
Selecting for the most dedicated husbands (willing to burn 3 days and inconvenience for two minutes) seems ok to me, but physical meetups also select for people who can afford to travel and have the flexibility to take time off work/school whenever (which seems suboptimal).

>>84115175
>nobody is asking to do videocalls with random accounts that joined recently
she doesn't trust her regulars either, and she's right not to
>Not everyone has the same issues that you project on us, you aren't helping or fixing us with this quest despite you thinking so. "Going outside" is not the issue for many of us
shondo he's right on this one ,making people go to a con is not helping anyone especially not the menhera shoggas that would need it, it's just a bonus that there's some incentive to touch grass
hopefully you weren't trying to say that seriously like you thought it was a big help or something but if so i'd heavily suggest you consider what i'm saying
otherwise do what you want i don't mind much either way

>>84116102
>she doesn't trust her regulars either, and she's right not to
What is the difference between doing something bad at the M&G or in the videocall? You are getting permabanned no matter where you do it. Anyone arguing against this is just FOMOshitting themselves.

>>84116434
the difference is you're surrounded by people and beyond that there's a very real social effect on the brain that makes people want to conform and not do insane things, you have way more ability to do something weird at home than at a con in line with all her fans standing behind you

>>84116724
And? So then you get banned and Shondo can immediately dip from the call with a single button.

>>84116102
She's had trouble feeling like she fits in, even among vtubers. Doing meet and greets at cons she's lamented not being able to go to in the past but now being able to stand among her vtuber peers helps her feel like she has her claim to fitting in. Being forced to do weird shit like this discord video call to appeal basement dwellers who won't go outside even for her isn't going to feel good.

>feels warm and fuzzy
naur.. she fell in love with one of them

It took 2 hours to get through the line, a few minutes per person. Holy shit a lot more people showed up than I thought.

>>84117409
me

>>84117250
and she doesn't want to deal with that, which is much much more likely and inevitable if she does it on discord
>>84117303
>forced to do weird shit like this discord video call to appeal basement dwellers who won't go outside even for her isn't going to feel good.
this too, there's a decency filter in general on the people that go

>>84117406
she has 2k ccv of course people know she exists and the con is attended by thousands

last for shitting my self today

wheres the shomie dude?

lmao we're getting cucked by a bunkmate

id argue spending so much time and money for a 2 minute conversation is weirder

>>84117937
me

after all it's still really cool that she spends so much with the community. She streamed, did a m&g and then is willing to watch a movie even though it's so late. Love my wife <3

>fomo is when people meet my friend i speak to privately every day