/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I want to make love to Pippa's ass

IT'S IN THE GAME

>>83844008
Brat

Lumi soon

I love Shiina!

>Wemi, Panko and Muyu overlap
uoh tot tot

Hoochie mama i love Runie!

mods deleted my thread wtf

wrath

Watch Wemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos

>>83844330
that's what you get for posting a debunked stereotype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos

>>83844296
I can’t believe Panko orchestrated the Tiannamen square massacre.

WEMI'S ELECTRICITY IS FINALLY BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos

>>83844413

gabagool stream when?

>>83844330
You had it coming.

>>83844296

>>83844439
So this was why Fishman terminated Yuri!

>>83844439
panjo really killed yuri with 1 comment

>>83844452
its capocollo you filthy wop

italian-americans aren't real italians

>>83844008
>Lolumi with clothes that don't look like used washcloths
FISHMAN! FUND IT!

I want to smoke weed with Eimi.

I love Runie
She a cutie

Maybe Eimi tomorrow.

>>83844600
if you ain't eat catsup on ghetti you ain't italian

>>83844617
Eimi is done, she took the gaming PC and superchat then left. She isn't coming back.

>>83844600
are they real americans?

EIMI IS FUCKIN DEAD

What if I replaced Caesar's model in Fallout NV with the fanmade Panko and replaced all his voice lines with Panko Manko?

>>83844702
No

I'm pretty sure Eimi is done with Phase for real.

>>83844724
manko, true to panko

You can tell Eimi doesn't care about streaming at all.

>>83844711

...

>>83844702
No
t. founding stock American

>>83844724
every "Ave" replaced with PANKO MANKO
every "True to Caesar" replaced with PANKO MANKO
every "Degenerates like you belong on a cross" replaced with PANKO MANKO

>>83844724
Fuck now I want to make a Civ V mod just to replace Caesar with Panko.
Phase Civs would be great too but I'm nowhere good enough at understanding the game to balance it well

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Hills Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

>>83844790
Anon called her fat one too many times.

da meataball was debunked cazzo

can the AI fag make panko sing the manko version of jingle jangle?

Erina is playing clickholding this week

>>83844891
don't forget to change the icon for writing

retards

Oyabun has finally reincarnated
Phase Connect.

today is a good day for pankophiles worldwide

>>83845141
For cunny enjoyers generally

>>83845141
PANDA PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>83845018
My cock will not survive her stream schedule this week

naked wemi...

Here me out
https://files.catbox.moe/uknlvt.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/n56kho.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/d7j48l.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/y3igqu.jpg

>>83845444
>Here

You know what...
I think Eimi

Pippa should have sex with me NOW NOW NOW!

>>83845483

>>83845483
Proof?

>>83845474
EVERYTIME

>>83845523
>>83845532
I'M GONNA SAY IT
I THINK EIMI...

>>83845684
YEAH, ME

Pankonezza, Pankonezza,
Primavera di bellezza,
Nel Pankismo è la salvezza
Della nostra libertà.

i think eimi
eimi eimi eimi...

NOW (Literally right now)
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | LIVE | Black Myth Wukong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTyKEjfdEjg
Remilia Nephys (16:00UTC | LIVE | Return Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos

SOON
Kaneko Lumi (17:00UTC | 35m | YT Schizopost: Shepard)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzw5JA37W9Q
Muu Muyu (18:00UTC | 1h35m | Members Only: Guerrilla) Probably singing or Roblox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8nH8jnWvBg
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 1h35m | Phantasmagoria)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ch7mfX1K-s
Komachi Panko (18:30UTC | 2h5m | Eurotruck Simulator 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeND-2807mE
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 2h35m | Black Myth Wukong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gJVwQ1Qyo4

LATER
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 6h35m | Post Concert Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZgrUrxB8-E
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 7h35m | Ruseday: Folding Laundry)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyhI2yKIokY
Gram Pico (01:00UTC | 8h35m | English Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 8h35m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5TkipGhoGc
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 11h35m | Hime Baby Recording)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3ffAhYTVNI
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 16h35m | Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot) Probably swapped with Doraemon
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams

Notes:
>Jelly is on guerrilla schedule this week
>Panko's ISP is kill for "3 days"
>Remi is taking boomer memes to review this week https://forms.gle/nuDi9f3ZZuhkeKvd7
>Michi & Iori are looking for Stamina Recovery Foods for NekoShika Radio this week, tweet out submissions using #ねこおい #スタ全回復
>Pico & Loki are taking 5m ghost stories for a Hyakumonogatari stream next week https://forms.gle/jnx8ZmBKgEqxUDqb9

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Lia, Uruka, Airi, Saya, Muyu, Hina, Eimi, Clara & Yuu

I had a nightmare so bonus 2am schedulepost

>>83845816
>Shepard

[Wemi News] Brapbros are no different from any other fixation and all weeaboos are equal.

>>83845816
What nightmare?

Runie will spend the rest of the year edging her audience with lewd RPs then go full speed into male collabs and ntr roleplays just watch

8 hours until Pippa goes back to pretending she cares

>>83845972

This is my property, I own it.

>>83845808
EIMI EIMI EIMI EIMI EIMI...

>>83846010
Hour long stream followed by I'm sorry chat, I don't feel so well today

Wemi banned the vegetable emojis

Phasers are the best livers.

chat

>>83846108

Posts Pippa in your stinky thread. Hehe.

>>83845444

>>83846226
No.

>>83845780

>>83845975
I got pushed off a cliff at a beach and fell down onto some rocks, the fall broke something so I was completely paralyzed and had to watch as crabs and seagulls started eating me alive. My limbs were all numb while the side of my body was radiating pain throughout, I think it was my body trying to tell me to stop sleeping on the floor so much
>>83845904
I fix next time :c

>Kidnap Wemi
>Tie her on a chair
>I come in
>I reveal a huge thick plate of nutritious and healthy vegetable soup
>Gently feed it to her with a spoon, the nutrients will make sure her body gets strong and she doesn't get sick as often
>As a drink: a big cup of water
I will go down the history books as a monster, but the ends justify the means.

Hina should let me fondle her bum

>>83846051
Whatever you say Runie

Pippa isn't going to stream tonight.
Slimekin Slippa will.

>>83846351
>soup
>on a plate

>>83846313
I didn’t even say anything yet..

>>83846351

>>83846010
Do you really think she'll stream today?
I think she'll be sick and call off the rest of the week while she tweets about antimaskers.

>>83846352
>waiting for permission
ngmi

>>83845985
Why would she do that?

Why doesn't Michi make covers/original songs anymore? Potion's 2 years old and her last cover was 9 months ago

>>83846351
While yuo do that I will clean her house. And disinfect the moldy walls.

>>83846351
You're a fucking monster, how do you sleep at night

>>83846435
Kevin hasn't kidnapped her and put her in a basement with regularly delivered food so she can focus on her activities yet

>>83846352
You'd probably just have to ask. Get her a nice Macha latte and she'd definitely say yes.

>>83846351
Lock this nigga up

>>83846351
Mods????

>>83846435
Potions so good I'm still listening to it.

>>83846351
This but instead i set her house on fire, destroying her streaming equipment thus forcing her to move back in with her parents and be financially reliant on them again

>>83846345
I'm sorry to hear that, I once had a dream I was being eaten by a pack of dogs. I don't think I'd mind being eaten by crabs now

>>83846351

>>83845972
Anon I can't believe you've done this...

>>83846403
last wednesday I woke up with a slightly soar throat. Had to go to work. Went home and was sick for five days, still worked though because it was just a flu. Now I'm only coughing a little and sniffle. Covid is a fucking joke
I infected four people in my team kek
Only reason I know I have it was because two coworkers tested positive so far

>>83846553
>>83846351
... maybe phase house isn't a bad idea. Just Like. More of an assisted living facility than a commune.
Get a couple hospice care workers who quit cause it made them too miserable and you've got essentially the skillset required.

>>83846435
She also doesn't do karaokes anymore. I ***think*** that on one of her streams she implied that it had to do with the place where she is living, so maybe too much noise or stuff like that.
It's a shame, imo she is one of the best singers in phase....

Loki-sama is getting pretty good at monkey game.

>>83846626
Are you Amelia Earhart?

>>83846435
She can’t top Potion

>so many people up there
>so many people cheering
Remi... the concert was half empty

>>83846766
kek

>>83846732
Yeah, she lives in ant colony building with paper thin walls so she doesn't do proper karaokes in order to not disturb her neighbors. I think the last one she did was a whispering karaoke.

>>83846403
Pippa won't stream.

flexible wemi... ToT

>>83846798
The concert was half full actually :D

[Remi news] She can lick her toes.

>>83846798
the concert was half FULL

what up phasekeks are your “streamers” gonna stream this week

>>83846860
it was in the quantum superposition. empty and full with probability = 0.5 simultaneously

>>83846351
You forgot
>force her to take a shower
>clean and demold her room
>teach her basic cooking and macronutrients
>make her do Phrak's GSLP for months until she's hooked on exercising

>>83846874
Lisa gives handjobs for weed.

>>83846874
Right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcuKrfcYos

I don't usually watch Remi.
But she cute and I'm glad powers back.

So what do you guys think ruined Pippa's streaming?
Was it just her moving back in with her piece of shit white trash parents?

>>83846979
>wemi
pass

>>83846874
This is a chumbud falseflagging

>>83846874
Remi stream now tho
Lisa takes more breaks than Pippa, she a hoe

>>83846962
Would you do it if she ends up hating you for it?

>>83846874
*impregnates you*

>>83846874
you mean like how your oshi hasn't spent time with chai in months?

>>83846874
Don't use my wife to anti her friends.

>>83846874
Lisa I've got some weed backstage, wanna come?

>>83846998
Pippa ruined Pippa's streaming.

>>83846998
It's never a single thing.
Getting hard doxxed and harassed in the middle of the night didn't help.

>>83846998
>Pippa moves back in with her parents
>Suddenly Papakin owns a brand new RV worth 3 times more than my house and his combined
What a coincidence

>>83846874
Electricity: ONLINE
Internet: FIXED
Streams: LIVE

>>83846874
my phase streamer is streaming twice today thanks for asking jewkek!

>>83846682
I have no sick days left this year since I needed to use them up for an emergency, so if I get sick I'll have to just work through it as well
Phase must have pretty good benefits, considering Pippa must have taken like 2 weeks of sick time and 4+ weeks of vacation.
And don't even get me started about Saya.

>>83846998
Why would Pippa have the motivation to stream when her "parents" take 90% of her money to buy new RVs and VR headsets she's adopted

>>83846874
NO, they just came from a 2 week vacation, they need to rest before start streaming.

But if you like Tenma you can watch her juggle real job, plus her schedule, plus the recordings from the concert, plus the guerillas....makes you think if lia is just lazy or smth.......

>>83846697
But Kevin's Canadian so it'd turn into an assisted dying facility

I wanna feel like I feel when I'm asleep...

>>83847108
>Phase must have pretty good benefits, considering Pippa must have taken like 2 weeks of sick time and 4+ weeks of vacation
That's normal,anon

>>83846874
Is yours going to?

>>83847029
Like that anon said
>the ends justify the means.

>>83846874
https://files.catbox.moe/dubp5d.webm

>>83847108
Sick days? Is that a legal thing or just corporate bullshit?

>>83847084
Shartyfag...

>>83847108
Holy self report.

>>83847154
Then sleep.

https://x.com/EmberAmane/status/1828470896480186460
Fucking everyone's addicted to this game

>>83847163
>>83847108
>Average roman slave had 108 days of vacation as did the average breton serf
>Americans only have a week off
Something happened to people but I can't figure out what

Lisa gives weedjobs for hands

>>83846874
>Lisa Lamball
Cute!

>>83847220
Chinese company

>>83847154
I only get out of bed to eat at this point

Pippa is a lazy bitch

I will not watch the monkey game.

>>83846435
Her maros are open. Go ask her.

SHUT UP
Wemis streaming

I LOVE GFE TUESDAY
also runie ruseday is pretty nice

>>83847154
Order Poppy pods online, grind 3-6 of them up and make a tea.

>>83847300
YOU SHUT UP!!!

>>83847220
She should quit vtubing and become a chatmasturbate worker.

>>83847195
nta but my sister and I are in similar situations atm. Family emergency took up all our sick days and its not like we work at fast food places. America just doesn't give a fuck and you only get so many even in high paying positions unless you damn near run the place, but then you can just do what you want.

>>83847286
you vill

>>83847220
Everyone loves monkey

Drugs are bad, stop that.

Lisa gives blowjobs for cocaine.

>>83847154
maybe you should put on a slowdive record

>>83846874

>>83847335
NO U!!!

>Pippa has brushed her teeth more often in the past three weeks than she has streamed
Think about that

>>83847389
i hate this rrat/shitpost

>>83847163
>>83847219
Pretty sure Canadians only get 10 days off too, no?
Europe isn't the entire world, anons. We can't all just fuck off for the entire month of August.

>>83846998
To be fair, Pippa is both deeply autistic and deeply homosexual. She's practically built to be taken advantage of. It'd take very little to get her to be ride or die for you.

>>83847385
Then why does Lisa love them?

Lisa gives anal for meth

>>83847419
stop posting meat

>>83847373

>>83847283
Yea

>>83847286
Until Panko plays it and mogs Lumi, Maemi, Ember and all these other casuals just Luke she did with Elden Ring

>>83847373
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyV3zCq1OHM

>>83847419
The ugly bastard always wins...

>>83847474
who's Luke

>>83847442
>Homosexual

Only when it suits her

>>83847474
who the fuck is luke

>>83847346
Here you can as many "sick days" as the doctor prescribe it, your boss has the right to send a doctor to verify your status.
Having set on sick days doesn't make sense.

>>83847509
Chai is not ugly, she is a cute girl.

>>83847434
I'm just thinking about how she avoided tweeting about the extended brake cause of picrel, cause I guess avoiding extending a shitpost is worth leaving people to find out you fucked off for the rest of the week with a waiting room and no other communication while you sit on twitter like normal.

>>83847434
It’s easy to brush your teeth when you only have 5 of them

>>83847419
Scrungly little creature

>>83846998
Pippa got hit by the "oh wait I'm popular?" realization finally this year so she's going through her hyper female arc and feeling her oats,
thing is nobody is going to manage to reason her for the next few months, she's seen too many people irl suck her shit and that will naturally make you go nutty,
she'll mellow out after and look to go back to doing her old content but in the meantime you're just another guy that doesn't understand while lumi, lia, every 2view at offkai and her managers will tell her she's a queen bitch and she's doing perfect

>>83847474
Luke is his name?

>>83847474
>>83519098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzw5JA37W9Q Lemon Time

>>83847510
>>83847539

skywalker

does jelly like her audience

>>83847346
>even in high paying positions
I can understand if your job is low or mid paying but high-salaried high net worth individuals have no excuse.
If you really really fucking needed a break you'd up and quit for a month on vacation then go monk mode with savings after that until you found a new job
>b-but muh debts and mortgages
shouldn't get into debts and/or mortages that are higher than you could afford in case of an emergency

>>83847564
WTF it looks like William Dafoe?!!

>>83847540
Welcome to the US, where its cheaper to die than it is to go to a hospital in most cases.

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>83847563
>brake

>>83847486
very noice

>>83847617
no because they're all gay

>>83847564
looks like crackanon

>>83847617
She hates her audience except me

>>83847571
this kills the pippa

>>83847670

I can't believe that Lumi is streamimg over Aqua's final stream...

>>83847674

>>83847617
I think jelly likes them but I could be wrong

>>83847571
She's only missing three

>Purposely make spelling mistake
>free (you)s galore

>>83847674
>>83847634
Don't be mean to chai, Lisa will be sad

>>83847722
It's fine she'll see her when she hosts Phase Weekly

>>83847722
GFE tuesday is holy
I can't believe aqua would have her graduation over it
thats almost as bad as overlapping phase weekly

WEMI NOOOOOOOOO

>>83847617
she despises them and milks them for money it's too easy

>>83847563
Barely any point in downloading this since it needs to be updated almost daily.

>>83847777
Sorry lisa, wanna rip the penjamin?

>>83847432
It's the Yuri poster. He's bored and wants us to find him and kill him.

>>83847722
When is Aqua phasing in?

FUCKING NEIL FIX YOUTUBE

>>83847674
>>83847733

>>83847616
>shouldn't get into debts and/or mortages that are higher than you could afford in case of an emergency
the US is built and runs off of decade long debts from everything between cars and houses to schools and medical bills. You have to be within an extremely small percentage of income vs local cost of living to completely avoid it.

>>83847733
>>83847674
STOP IT

>>83847749
>3 removed teeth + 2 more filed down for the bridge

>>83847828
No >:(

>>83847674
>chai was crackanon all along but lisa forced her to stop posting here

>>83847617
ye

>>83847674

>>83847534
Not really. She just usually tries to (very poorly) hide it because she's gross dyke gay as opposed to the cute and marketable style of gay.

>holy lemons

dorime

Praise the holy lemon

>>83847617
Only her members
you would know if you were one because she always gets sappy during the members streams

Pippa is perfect for gumjobs

>>83847674
I thought crackanon was Lisa?

>>83847749
For now

>>83847674

Hey capipissews and likeks
This is what a weal stweamew looks like

>>83847442
Pippa is made to be manhandled, her bisexuality is just a cope because she's too scared to submit

>>83847674
>died in 2023
Welcome back, Crackanon

>>83847722
Who?

Lumi had a baby...

>>83847563
the
>Was on twitter before stream, waits until well after stream time to bother telling us
shit is what actually pisses me off cause it shows what she actually gives a fuck about over streaming and chat.

>>83847617
No

>>83847973
Yeah me

Lumi sounds too natural

>>83847722

>>83847965
The face of PhaseJP gen 2

>>83847949
>pretend you like both genders
>double the chances you'll be liked
Shes playing the numbers, as usual

>>83847881
Whatever helps you cope anon

>>83847845
Other than medical bills you can just not for debts
like literally just not
I know it's hard to understand for goyim but like just say no
It's that easy

>>83847563
I tried to give some merch to the Phase booth but they turned me down :(

>no sexual relations with your mother
Chris-chan...

>>83848016
Oh you wish.

>>83847973
Be nice to our son please

>>83847965
I feel like I've seen that background in hentai games

would you suck pippa’s pussy (she claims she washed it thoroughly)

>>83848050
Did you try to give a bad dragon dildo to Uruka?

Phaser most likely to bait fans into doing this?

>>83847845
>avoiding debt is IMPOSSIBLE
99% of human beings are debt-free
You're just coping because of your mid decisions

>BSOD
>so wemi is going to end stream
WHY MUST GOD HATE MY LITTLE WIFE SO MUCH

>>83846798
hello sissy, kindly update your cope, we have video from the electrician/sound guys, and, as you can surely imagine, they are in the back of the room.
https://www.youtube.com/live/jDyYAbMA7wg?si=-2-jeHua-rKmGrBu&t=2863

>>83847563
Looks like a screenshot a doxtranny would post all over the catalog until he gets range banned.

>>83848078
Stop posting here dad you’re embarrassing me

>>83848050
Pippa was so uninvolved with the con she did not know they were not accepting gifts
kek

>>83848110
Yea

>>83848110
Fuck no

>>83848120
imagine letting a tiny flip woman walk all over you lmao

>/pcg/anons are horribly in debt and wage slavery
Damn no wonder y'all cranky

>>83848099
It's just typical Japanese burbs

Wemi disappeared...

I'm going to bed
Nini

Say it back.

>>83848172
>>83848173
Duality

>>83848182
to be fair some people pay for that sort of thing

>Lumi ruins GFE tuesday with another lerandum wacky stream
I got better things to do.

>>83848208
Blackout 2 electric boogaloo

>>83848122
We'll thats a fucking lie someone who's never lived in the real world just pulled out of thier ass, just the us alone
>According to the U.S. Department of Labor, 77% of American households have some type of debt. As of May 2024, Americans owed a total of $16.9 trillion in debt, which is shared by around 340 million people.

Lumi's a horrible pastor.

>>83848237
I like these.

>>83848021
Holding out hope is one thing, but I've long past come to terms with the fact that I've been NTR'd by Lisa. You should too, anon.

>>83848052
Lumi won't be laughing when the dimensional merger happens
pardon my flatulence

>>83848224
sleep well pippa

>>83848010
protostants are all sorts of fucked up and have lady "ministers" or whatever they call their knock off priests. so she is natural in this role

>>83848099
Correct, it's the street where the cute girl gets dragged into an alley by a gang of ugly bastards.

>>83848237
GFE is cringe anyway

>>83848155
Weird cope for defending Pippa being a flake, but I guess you'd need to have at least some self respect to understand why people are upset.

>nephilim are evil
wemi...

What kind of Protestant nonsense is this Lumi stream?

Does Lumi script these streams?

>>83848191
The majority of the world are wage slaves, and even most the small capitalists are debtors about to fall down a rung in the class system. What's your point?

>>83848252
>American
Have you considered not being jew slaves

>>83848301
You were never a fan so why should anyone pay attention to your bullshit.

>>83848312
its coming all from her soul anon
she goes to church every sunday, she knows what to say

>>83848116
Nope, just some music.

>>83848352
>You were never a fan
There it is! Damn I knew I was talking to a yesman Harine

>>83848310
normal american megachurch

>>83848256
tbf all pastors are horrible

>>83848032
Not really.
If you ever want a home or a car that isn't rusted-out you need debt. And medical debt is just kind of unavoidable.

>>83848310
this semitic heathen is trying to subvert the lord's word

>>83848310
Based catholic apostolic romans, the only and true Christianity.

Who let the hald naked lady in our holy church?

>>83848310
Next week she will speak about the pedophile mohammed and his quote religion of peace unquote.

>>83848312
why do you think they are so short? she even has tts shit for scene transitions and ending. unironically not a problem since these are her schizo artistic streams that are meant as skits

You fags are so needy when it comes to Pippa

>>83848354
She is truly filled with the lemons of the Lord.

>Lumi shittalking wemi

>>83847674
>>83847733

>>83848352
Go back to twitter holy shit. Even Pippa has said she doesn't want "You're not real fans" faggots like you defending her.

>>83848432
Chat reflects streamer.

>>83848461
kek

I want to impregnate the pastor.

>>83848312
She may have a list of things to hit, but it's all improve and she often pulls things from chat.

>>83848461
uncanny

>>83848461
Chai was the one who got Lisa hooked on drugs?

>>83848395

>>83848539

This is a pretty sharp contrast to Clara's stream the other day, where she mostly played it straight

>>83848413
Why do you post this?
What a weird thing to say

making mockery of christianity is good actually

>>83848579
Clara and Lumi should kiss for jesus

BEGOME
ORTHODOX

>>83848461
Deepest lore

lamen

>>83848609
Can we mock Islam and Judaism too?

Lumi did this knowing it was Abi's birthday.

>>83848461
wtf

>>83848474
Pippa isn't needy for you bastards

What about St. Pico the Flashbang

>>83848432
A lot, and I mean like 80~% of the frustration and shit would not exist if she was consistent about comunicating shit. Just this trip for example. She knew she'd still be in japan/wherever the fuck she is was last week, flights tend to be planned that way, so why act like she'd be last week if she knew otherwise? She knows thats what bothers people too considering her whole "You can't be mad I didn't tell you" shit when she talked about the schedule change. People like to act like she gets dogpiled unfairly but most of the complaints the last few months have stemmed from her just not caring enough to keep us in the loop. Something almost every other girl manages to do just fine.

STAND BACK SUCCUBUS,
I REFUSE TO LET THE LORD'S LEMONS BE CORRUPTED BY YOUR WHORE HANDS

>>83848631
>BEGOME

>>83848631
No

>>83848631
>BEGOME
:DDDDD

>>83848609
Shalom

>>83848679
could you fuck off? we're trying to actually watch streams

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and your can sharpen your knife

>>83848663
All Abrahamism. Yeah.

wasnt lumis dad a deacon or something like that

Who will be the next phaser to blaspheme on stream? (Wemi doesn't count because she does it every stream)

>>83848702
I fucking love Jesus of Nazareth

>>83848737
Anon this is literally Pippa Capipi General. Fuck off.

>>83848742
nope, you've asked this a few times and you've been corrected every time

Is she reading from a script or just winging it?

>>83848777
He's a Phase Friend and He loves you too

>>83848702
You know the crusaders came to wipe out Eastern Orthodoxy as much as Islam. Too Christian for them

>>83848701
This is pretty sick

>>83848771
there is only one phaser with access to the full arsenal of blasphemies

>>83848798
nah pretty sure he is/was

when’s the next pippa lisa collab

>tts asking lumi if shes jewish in a clever way
alright that was funny

>>83848903
Me in the middle btw

>>83848717

are you trying to say God can be C'thulu

Phase enemy, Pastor Lumi, is going to hell for what she said.

>>83848852
she never scripts these beyond getting assets

>>83848903
I don't know. Have you tried supercharging Lisa and Pippa 1000 Argentinian dollars asking them?

>>83848794
I assure we will all miss the three of you and your riveting copy pasta back and forth when you all finally kill yourselves

>>83848943
Hell means getting married to me btw

Pastor Lumi probably touches little boys.

>>83849012
yeah, me

>>83848998
Awww thanks bro :3

That pastor reminds me of this girl I met once.

>>83848943
What did she say? Really. What can you prove?

>>83849012
Pastor Lumi does NOT like little boys

She does like pretty women