/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife
I wanna go to a water park...

i think ike

Love you, Milord!
The Dark Knight

>>83825898
UGH

wuca wuca

Ill always love my big sisters

>>83825916
guh

>>83825903
Do you like amusement parks Kindred?

cub what kind of vtuber model would you be getting?

>>83825898
i wonder how he's doing...

WE BALL YOU BALL HE SHE WE BALL WUNBO IS A REAL WORD! WE HAVE BALL, BALLRAMA BALLOLOGY, THE STUDY OF BALLING. IT IS FUCKING FIRST GRADE ANON!

>>83825819
since when? i've always heard him say he doesn't

I love my bird wife Enna!

i still wonder where terms like alpha male, beta male or omega male came from....has it always existed or is it just zoomer slang
molesting vantacrow bringer! my oshi is still live with the monkee game, come ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9qvCUzzboM

>>83825707
Vanta's only diagnosis is that he's dense as a brick and often doesn't pick up social cues.

>>83825946
currently i am imagining hes masturbating but not to anything he's not horny he's just bored and started jerking off

Myanon I'm gonna fucking kill you for jinxing about Ike being in Japan

Yuyu Q. Wilson rabu rabu!!!!

Who in NijiEN would do a very good Fuji Kaze concert I'm so excited for the Asia tour

>>83825968
he said he went to a doctor and that's how he discovered he even had adhd or was "neurospicy", which lead him to re evaluate his school life/upbringing which is why he gets a little heated sometimes when talking about all the times he failed or fucked up and adults just blamed him or called him dumb. i don't think he has ever said that he doesn't have a diagnosis, the only thing is that he just doesn't know if he wants to take meds or not which his doctor said is fine for him to refuse

>>83826030
YuQtie rabu rabu~

>>83825942
Tired yet hot office lady post work with elements of a native bird is what I'm in discussions about but I don't want to go into too much detail once we finalize cause people will already associate me with here and I don't want to be expected to be an edgelord heretuber.

Where are the Caves of Qud streams?

>>83826044
Anon rabu rabu!!!!!!!!!!! yea!!!!

>vanta almost voiced a sigma ad video

Luca love!

>>83826079
Yea what?

>>83826067
Wait your becoming vtuber ヽ(･ω･´)ノ???

mariring
https://youtu.be/A77zR8PTTgY

>>83826098
I figured I earn enough to do it as a hobby and see how far I get.

it's over.

>>83825943
Ahhh yeah! I've gone pretty regularly to all of the Cali ones over the years, but I avoid Disney at the moment since I don't like their recent films and park changes. My father was an engineer for the Universal Studios backlot, so I got to go every weekend as a child! Definitely inspired my love of film and stories!

So which nijien members have a diagnosed mental illness?

>>83826039
he just realized himself he has adhd. he didn't actually go to a psychologist, just a normal family doctor. and someone asked him before if had an official diagnosis, and he said no

>>83826144
all of them you need one to be a vtuber.

Actually this vtuber idea sounds like washimi from aggrestsuko dude lol

>>83826023
UGH

>>83826094
!!! just yeah!!!

>>83825714
CHUCHCUHCUCHUCHU have a good day

>>83826184
I'm going to give you something a moan about you bitch.

>>83826124
Hmm I see ^_^ good luck bud! I wanna try my hand at it as well. I hope you can make others smile like niji members

>>83826158
I’m fine though

>>83826067
oh sorry didn't mean to doxx your future vtuber identity, I just found your background interesting so I wanted to know what type of model you're getting
office lady sounds hot

>>83826197
Yeah!!! :D Chuu

>>83826067
you have no opsec, it'll be obvious

>>83826218
That's what you think.

>>83826238
she's already streaming as a png or something but no one has found her yet

>>83826218
vtuber and on 4chan, it's too late for you.

>>83826238
>>83826282
all it takes is a simple slip up like calling albanians "takos" and everyone will know

>>83826133
Wow I'm getting jealous again... I wish I lived close to at least one... would you go on a date with me to one?

>>83826282
It's to late I'll find channel now....

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

>>83826319
Ohhhh! I know there's some really lovely global theme parks! I want to go to one in the UK soon, and then I'd love to visit Efterling in the future!
Ahhhh if you're ever in town, my friends and I love going on a big group outing to Universal! I'm actually terrified of dinosaurs, but I adore the Jurassic Park ride, but also I'd love to show you the Waterworld stunt show! It's my favorite theme park attraction in the world hehe.

>>83825918
ヽ(･ω･´)ノ Have nice night!

>>83826317
i saw some en speaking fans call rube "tako" on twitter and i was taken aback for a second

>>83826215
Ty! and yeah for me it's a bit of an outlet to do what I do already but just with a model and a character I can lean into.
>>83826234
I'll be found at some point given how much people know about me.
>>83826238
As long as someone doesn't break into my house and murder me at this point that's fine and many people start here anyway even if just for advice. If people find me they find me and good on them if they do but I'm probably going to end up being small time enough that it's no bother.
>>83826278
If someone exposes me at this point they're exposing themselves just as much rn.
>>83826317
Why as a non-niji indie would I even talk about Alban's fanbase, my worst threats ate retard but I have ADHD, OCD and PTSD so I can make an argument if needed and -fag but I can probably play that off as a lesbian so? Look it's the internet, I got death threats for years for writing incest, rape, abusive elements in stories and necrophillia I'm used to navigating landscapes where people are out to get me so I don't really care too much.

goonai another day of neetism awaits me

>>83826599
goodnighty ill be joining you when I FAIL

>>83826599
Another day of furriness if you ask me

>>83826566
i thought you were also a takaradachi

>>83826624
WTF EXPLODE
>>83826617
we can live in the streets together hehe

>>83826599
Ahhh good night!

>>83826599
Nighty!
>>83826626
I am not pisstako!!
>>83826644
I will adopt you both.

>>83826566
any crazy stories about the cosplay community tho?

>>83826644
we can!

>>83826236
!!!

>>83826672
I'm not getting one back? :(

>>83826566
Then yeah just having model and stuff will give you more opportunities to do things,Make some friends with other indie vtubers and ask advice to,you guys probably all are growing together to which can make journey fun.

>>83826661
Okay, second story time for the night to list down cause oh boy do I, at this point I'm going to be talking too much to sing but that's fine.

gn

>>83826764
goodnight

>>83826697
A lot of thread personalities seem to have just gone fuck it we ball and plan to shoot their shot and it will be really interesting if in a year or two someone with a voice or mannerisms recognisable from /here/ does debut in a corpo somewhere. I know where my own best chances would lay but with a lot of companies falling down who knows who will still exist then.

>>83826764
goodnite

>>83826696
!!! You're getting double! Chu chu!!!!!
>>83826764
Goognight babu chuu

>>83826704
you can always save it for another day :3c

i'll be lurking to expose you all, you give information out so easily

>>83826764
Goodnighty

>>83826023
i feel like he's the only person in the company that does all this insane back to back travel and the fact he lives in europe... jesas

>>83826764
Good night <3 <3 Chu chuuu <3 Please hug your chonky husbando tightly <3

>>83826811
yeah there's literally twisty, she used to post inn another general but ours though

>>83826835
i cant imagine it really the japan travel wrecked me it was literally THIRTEEN HOURS i have no idea how is he doing it

>>83826811
I mean you don't have to be in a company per say to be successful,if worried about them shutting down you just have to pave your own way even if it's not easy.maybe more folks here can make it if they work hard enough and reach requirements these companies have,it all takes times

>>83826773
>>83826810
>>83826816
>>83826833
>>83826853
i will...

>>83826895
he gets to be on the mile high club with me every flight to help him through long hauls

>>83826764
gn sleep well

>>83826525
H-haha yeah global like I'm going to leave the country
That ride looks really fun I'd love to go!

>>83826834
Just curious, what do you get out of this? It sounds tiring keeping track of everyone.

>>83826816
Yippee I love chuus

>>83826954
i needed to google whats that WTF!!!!

Maggie!

https://magma.com/d/tg3gxo7nj5
https://magma.com/d/tg3gxo7nj5
https://magma.com/d/tg3gxo7nj5

>>83826985
funni

>>83826967

>>83826976
It's a fun ride for sure! I used to ride it like 4-8 times on a single day as a kid hehe, but I actually have a hard time watching the actual film even to this day. ToT <3
>>83826922
<3

>>83826985
eh no one is gonna read about a twitlonger about a 2view indie, that anon is just bluffing

>>83826990
it means we have DIRTY SEX in the passenger bathroom myanon.....

>>83826985
i like the reactions when i mention it, and copypasting a post and making a few notes takes less time than all the blogposting that goes on

bye bye vanta, kinda unfortunate about the abrupt ending but the stream was still fun! see you tomorrow for more black myth wukong!!! if you do end up doing a guerrila of it before the scheduled stream then i'll be concerned

>>83827042
ugh......

Noctyx 3D when

>>83827078
Never.

>>83827078
under there

>>83827028
How did you manage so many times, aren't the queues long?

>>83827078
first announcement drops in two days

>>83827078
+2 weeks

>>83827107
Back then if you went before they closed, there were less people so sometimes the staff would just let us stay on the boat for a few more runthroughs! It was pretty funny. Nowadays there's more crowds so that's rare, but my brother and I got to go on it a few times last year when the crowd was surprisingly tame in the evening, so we felt like kids again haha.

>>83827078
they'll record it in november maybe

not being about to go into the romance part really suck for FoM

>>83827234
huh

>>83827171
Aww I wonder if it works like this here too, I've never been in the evening... I think we managed the same ride only 3 times a day.

>>83827234
just have to wait.... till next year ;;

>>83827258
Ahhh I wonder if it might!! It'd be nice if they could when there's nobody else in line to go on it! I wanted to go again after my trip last week, but my schedule's too busy for now and their Halloween events start soon, so I'll probably just wait for early next year after the holiday season.

man mizuki is so cute

Ike has sex with men and not women.

>>83827303
I don't think there's ever a situation when there's nobody in line.
Ah Halloween event, this reminds me I got an email from Starbucks about the return of pumpkin spice drinks... like it's still summer, it's not even September yet, why the rush.

Ike hates women and isn't attracted to them.

>>83827198
I was thinking this as well
>>83827398
I'm excited for autumn too but ahhh so early. ToT

i just finished in an interview and i hope i get the job... back to work and i'll be listening to some vods in the background

Ike's sole purpose and meaning in life is to service men exclusively.

:D

Odds I go to sleep
Evens I wait for Ike guerilla at least 2 hours

>>83827461
Excited for seasonal depression? Or is that not a thing over there.

>>83827495
gn ojisan

>>83827463
Nice!! Wishing you luck!!

>>83827463
Ahhh yaaay bud! Glad it went well and hope you get the job!! <3
>>83827498
It's a big thing here, but I was more describing the autumn weather...

>>83827495
goodnight!

>>83827495
YOU KNOW IT WONT HAPPEN
GOODNIGHT

>>83827495
Ahhhhh good night Quill! I hope that Ike does stream soon but only when you're awake hehe!

>>83827533
But it keeps getting cold in autumn...

>>83827523
Goodnight furry heh
>>83827548
Nighto!
>>83827553
SHUSH LET ME BE HOPEFUL goodnight uuuu
>>83827564
Goodnight! I hope so too hehe

>>83827644
UGJH UFH IFH goodnight..

Odds I go to sleep
Evens I wait for Luca guerilla at least 2 hours

For the person who wanted a couple of examples of abusive lesbian relationships that don't involve me in anyway aside from knowing them online for a period of time. https://voca.ro/1dSVy2tm76VC
>>83827463
GL GL!

>>83827672
Sleep now so I will be the only lucub to watch him gorilla itt

After telling tragedies and sins in the same story I'm jamming out to Karaoke on Suha's channel while I consider what cosplay drama story to tell and if you want something to watch he's with Kanato and Hoshirube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9N6baEhV9A

Rosemi when she’s not streaming

>>83827996
Ahhhh...

>>83827495
gnnnnn

>>83827996
wosemi would never smoke!

>>83828157
my 2nd crackship

Ike is gay and wouldn't be interested in Elira romantically or sexually.

>>83828181
Those are condoms.

Feeling lethargic

https://x.com/tenpe_ee/status/1828352525218787390 THIS BUT IKE AS MIZUKI

Ike only lets men touch him.

>>83828192

https://youtu.be/yE07FbWmew8?t=71
Liver for this feel?

>>83828192
what is your first

>>83828361
sonike

>>83828341
camp rock was better

How did your live concert go Nijisanji EN?
As the biggest vubter entertainment company, im sure you are used to these kinds of events, right? You had one with a live audience recently right?
https://youtu.be/j-N96U_OANI?t=2647

>>83827533
>>83827604
I guess you just prefer colder weather...

>>83828571
gomenne senpai

did everyone go to sleep

>>83828792
i'm playing deadlock

>>83828792
im at work

>>83828450
lame

>>83828786
what was that? I cant hear you over the crowd going wild? Did you say something?

>>83828792
I WAS PLAYING FOM IM LISTENING TO LUCUB'S VOCAROO NOW

Thinking about fucking Rosemi

>>83828841
least obvious falseflag attempt

>>83828792
Vanta overtook my progress in Wukong so I need to get further ahead for his next stream tomorrow.

>>83828871
what was false about anything I said? I waws just asking how you liked your live concert that happened recently.

>>83828792
only a desperate shitposter still awake apparently

>>83828792
Ahh almost... I might just to clear my head before proceeding with this script...

>>83828838
wtf

>>83828890
wow battlefield is that barren?

>>83828941
sonny\ike is boring, it has no passion it just screams someone putting their two favorite livers together without any regards for the dynamics

>>83828966
there needs to be a battle for a battlefield to exist.
I dunno what schizo scenario you guys keep perpetuating in your head.

>>83828966
Funny that he have to gloat because he can’t sleep peacefully as long as we exist

>>83828976
sonny acting like a big brother to ike during tf2 was so good you cant change my mind

everyone wants to fuck march

>>83829000
next you say it’s the battlefield to change the world yuh?

https://youtu.be/0WH--0JEpYE?si=v8Y9mV1gvuVlYWVr

How do you guys feel that Anycolor have to beg for Doki's mercy to let them be in the tournament?

It's like...in their eyes...Doki is much bigger than Nijisanji...

>>83829014
I was just asking how the recent Njisanji EN live concert was since the hololive one just ended. Why are you so upset about it?
>>83829054
i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

why is it replying to itself

>>83829039
it wasn't even half as good as claude and ike's interactions in valorant

>>83828792
I'm up!! Life is better when the sun is down!!

>>83829074
OH COME ON

>>83829066
Poor bro got the fomo

>>83829054
I sometimes open this pic to laugh at that guy’s tomfoolery

>>83829091
im right and you know it

>>83829093
i'm talking to you, not the phasetranny

>>83829077
You're so right. Now that the sun's up it's bedtime...

>>83829112
no.......

>>83829128
cope
claude and ike are fucking right now while sonny is alone in his room jerking off to amamiya porn

Sonny and Claude are both fucking Ike and Ike loves it because he's gay and will fuck any men.

>>83829111
Really this pic need a soundpost of all the life is a battlefield vocaroo available

>>83827792
kowaii... why are most lesbians relationship crazy

Sonny is also gay and he jerks off to Alban porn, not Amamiya porn.

I've been spoiled by so many days of Elden Ring streams recently I don't know how I can live with this small ongoing drought

Maririn's hyperfixation for a time was torture methods

Ahhhh good night! Hope everyone has a good rest of their day and enjoys streams! I need to clear my mind as I keep writing, so sleep it is!

https://youtu.be/fE9trKOuT3Q nijien duo to sing this?

>>83829309
Gn kindred!

>>83829333
Ahhh good night! <3 Hope you can rest when you can too!

>>83829309
gn babe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9N6baEhV9A

>>83829059
Dookie is playing saint & victim again
I want to ask her who's the one destroyed nijisanji reputation in the west

>>83829410
Ahh good night! Have a good day!

claudike = drama action
sonike = slice of life comedy

Cosplay drama storytime now!
https://vocaroo.com/1nTtOhSMnCib
>>83829205
Bruh idk, makes my dating scene uh, well yeah. Imma just not gunna date for a while.

>>83829059
She sure is bigger than anyone in nijien right now tho

do you guys think sonny alban and uki are having sex rn

>>83829584
Big Selen...

Battlefield status?

>>83829720
Snoreworthy

>>83829309
GN!!

normal anons doko why did you all go to sleepp when ijust woke up from my nap ddo you guys hate me...........

>>83829617
yeah with petra

>>83829059
I love how she always acts like some kind of savior who saves the world LMAO

>>83829720
it's just one guy dying of starvation

>>83829720
kill yourself for constantly bringing this shit retard
and no im not your shitposter

>>83829770
petra is sexing nagao retard

>>83829763
BUT IM HERE

>>83829823
YEAH I JUST REALISED THAT WHORECUB YOU AND NAKARRAT ARE HERE SORRYR

>>83829814
yeah and uki seduced nagao retard
>>83829823
you're not a normal anon

>>83829858
nagao is not gay he's only for petra

>>83829823
>dota player
>normal

>>83829882
everyone is gay when uki shows up he has like a gay beam in his ass

>>83829843
NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME A FUNNY THING YOUR OSHI DID TO ENTERTAIN ME!!
REPENT REPENT REPENT!!!
AAAAAA!!!

>>83829858
This is how we know we got a threadwatcher

>>83829843
Thank you I was like yeah I am not really normal by any definition but I am a regular and I don't even hate the regulars here who I bully for laughs...

>>83829907
uki uki beam......

sonny alban and uki are having sex with the anon below me right now

HELLO

>>83829907
This is not how this works femboy
Now show ass so we can laugh at it

me

Sonny LOVE
Feesh LOVE
Wosemi LOVE
Shubert LOVE
Stream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Stream Ringo Mogire Beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Stream Infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E

someone please save sonny alban and uki...

>>83829890
>>83829858
>>83829843
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

>>83829943
wtf lucky pomie

>>83829968

>>83829960
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>>83829960
Good morning say it back!!

>>83830004
Even ver isn’t as pathetic as you this year and that says something!

>sonny, alban, and uki are getting raped by a fat bald ojisan rn
no..........

>>83830044
i made $5 in crypto im not pathetic im awesome

>>83830031
Hmm..?
I dunno... What am I gonna get out of that?

>>83829882
oliver is for petra

>>83830113
oliver is MINE

>>83829995
>play dota 10 hours a day

>>83829960
Damn, 4some with Noctyx boys, you get it Pomie!

>>83830132
i literally havent played it for almost a month fuck you

>>83830075
:|

>>83830131
ok nagao

>>83830075
Oh good you can afford a cheeseburger to eat before you sit under the overhang of a building to keep out of the rain as you shiver under your ragged blanket and cry yourself to sleep!

jwu why are anons talking about Sonny Alban and Uki?
Also gm

>>83830221
cant even say anything because you're in awe of my epicness
you should go bully actually lame anons like myanon
>>83830280
im not a european i have a house

Why niji concerts are so boring, devoid of fun and inisipid compared to this?

>>83830289
gm, they're getting raped by a pomie

this but ike
https://x.com/cfm_miku_en/status/1827978269494579584

Nintendo Direct watchalong doko

>>83830356
HELL YEAH

>>83830107
Nothing but it would be nice

>>83830289
Hi hi!! Noctyx 3d expectations and a 4some with a pomie!
>>83830318
Oh sorry I didn't realise only Euros can be poor or that I lived in Europe. I see you in Fortitude Valley on my way to work daily binch and I know what's in that brown paper bag, please seek help.

>>83830318
you actually lied about crypto actually makes you lamer I say

>>83830383
straight

why are the thread personalities all mean now

>>83830391
Okay good morning.
Hope you slept well!

I thank god dudebros stay away from shu they will have a meltdown over how many people attend his panel….

Good morning what if Shu had some sort of ancient Sorcerer's curse on him where if you insert a penis into him, it unlocks the curse and it makes a bunch of tattoos appear on different parts of his body? It appears on his lower belly, his lower back, armpits, around his mouth, his bellybutton, and the back of his neck. The only way to remove the curse is if a man cums on the tattoos by means of rubbing against each of those parts of his body. And they finish inside him to remove the curse once and for all.

I may be sleepy but my fujo brain does not rest. It is in overdrive once again.

>>83830493
this but ike

are you bot?

https://x.com/gahara411/status/1828340985253818535
kt-mama, no....

>>83830511
Speaking of Ike! And the rest of Luxiem. The school uniform merch gave me another idea. School uniform sex with the creepy ojisan teacher. They keep the uniforms on (I thought about anyone that may have a uniform fetish).

https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1826606150168846447 THIS BUT ME AND IKE

>>83830356
>>83830580
Gaaahh I love when penises are shiny at the tip like that it's so cute!!! I love penises, I have been truly blessed this morning. What a gift upon my eyes.

>>83830351
>>83830401
Ah nrhd, I forgot they're next for 3D! That pomie is lucky

https://youtu.be/4IMZsQ_Qn5g
I’ve been getting rats as reccs these days

>>83829323
shu and millie or petra

>>83830450
I didnt sleep I just wanted to hear something nice since it morning now!! Thanks!!

>>83830570
holy moly

>checks the teamup schedule
holy moly where is majority of the livers

>>83830823
in japan

>>83830823
there's a major deadline they have to meet soon, so there's going to be a lack of streams until they finish their work

>>83830823
In my bed (but only the boys (no Aster is not a boy))

>>83830574
>Mr Kaneshiro, can you stay a moment after class?
Luca's face falls, he's probably in trouble. The entire class he was laughing a bit too much about the most recent thing to get stuck in his head but he wasn't saying anything; it was just laughing quietly too himself as he thought of the Skibidi Toilet song. He has student council dutires too but he resigns himself to agreeing.
As the other students leave he approaches the desk and puts on his best bravado.
>S-so hi teach, what's up?
In his mind he finishes the scentence with dog but he doesn't say it.
>Oh nothing too much just...
The man stretches, his shirt untucking from his pants and giving Luca a view of his large and hairy belly.
>I heard the student council were in need of a bit of extra money for the up coming festival.
Luca contemplates, looking left, looking right and then making a run for it but he stops himself and thinks about the other students.
>And?
>Well I just so happend to make a good amount off bitcoin yesterday.
That's when Luca realise that is he wants to save the school festival he needs to skibidi rizz his way into his teachers pants.
>Well, the Student council room will be empty for a bit, maybe we can negotiate there

>>83830888
crazy how scarle still has streams and 24hr stream at the end of the week if so

got reminded baka test exists and now im mad theres no more ufh

>>83830686
I wish to hold this little guy so bad!

>>83830935
Big ass bed

>>83830985
I brought Bakatest the other day and it gives me fond memories of sharing episodes with my friend who was in love with Himeji on a pendrive I had low quality versions on in high school.

>>83831117
*brought up, not brought. I think to fast for my fingers and even with my typing speed sometimes skip entire words.

i cant tell if im retarded or if its just because its 4am and i barely slept

>>83830953
Holy fuck, this is good anon! I actually forgot the boys had roles for the student merch drop. Sometimes I want to make a handsome and sexy yet manipulative rapist instead of always doing the fat ojisan trope. Maybe a different teacher can take advantage of one of the other boys. Maybe one of the handsome teachers who always makes the girls in his class swoon is being shown up by Vox. His voice is deep, but Vox's voice is deeper and smoother and he talks way better. This teacher gets really jealous. Despite being such a nice and kind man who would never hurt a fly, he has a secret manipulative side. And while Vox's voice is very convincing, the teacher's feelings of jealousy overpower any effect the voice demon's abilities may have on people.
>So you still don't have a role in the student council, huh? You know you can't just slack off and do nothing to contribute to your class, right....?

nijien for this?

>>83831360 (Me)
Ooh! Ooooh!! And!!! One teacher finds out that Shu uses forbidden sorcery to create money instead of raising the money like normal. It's no wonder the class always has so much money for projects! A teacher finds out about this and punishes him for dishonesty....

>>83830823
did you know that not everyone uploaded their schedule yet and every mon-tues looks like this?

>>83831342
ITS 1PM GO TO ZLEEP

>>83831460
Sonny and I

>>83831572
no way sonny is hidenori............

>>83831460
Elira humouring Doppio

What if Noctyx gets school-related merch too? Would they be from a rival school or would they be teachers?

I'm feeling pretty young and fit today. It's nice

>>83831636
yankee theme

>>83829309
gn i love chuuuu

nijien for this feel?

>>83831777
enna, 100%

>>83831777
my oppai loli dream sank when it's been confirmed that she's flat as a middle schooler boy

>>83831816
how do you even think anything else...

>>83831465
Ike is so well put together usually but today he comes in, sits down and just lets Luca and Vox do their bullshit for a good 20minutes.
>Hey man, you good?
Shu looks at him concerned, but is still casual in how he asks. Ike blinks a couple of times before his gaze drops for a second.
>Um if I'm being honest not really be we should probably kick things off
Shu lets him brush him off for the moment, too awkward to press it in a respectful manner.
>Of all people here you're probably the one I can tell so, just let us get this over with, please.
Ike yells at Luca to stop yelling about Bart Simpson and finally the meeting about the school festival begins. Luca and Shu have managed to find the money to save it and Ike manages to take down his minutes as the meeting goes on. Thankfully it's short but as soon as Vox and Luca leave he slumps in his chair and sighs.
>So, now you wanna talk about it?
>The principal was talking about the council's uniform violations and how we put up a bad image for the school...
>Oh?
Shu leans in slightly, clearly both interested and concerned
>Yeah he's trying to figure out if we should be replaced and I only over heard it was I was walking past but then I did something really stupid
>How stupid?
Ike slowly rises to his feet and goes over to his bas. Reaching inside it he pulls out another bag, this time plastic and hands it to Shu. As Shu looks inside he understands immediately. 5 used condoms are inside.
>Um, so, so you...?
>Yeah thank me later I guess, anyway I'm going home, my ass is killing me.

>>83831848
you don't see it?

If my canker sore won't heal in 2 days despite all the salt I've put in it I will be killing myself

>>83831948
Oooh so Ikey took one for the team. Sasuga vice president. I like how they're all relating back to the school festival. Maybe I should have related the other two's scenarios to the school festival too. Maybe Shu couldn't get the money for their booth in time so he used sorcery and got caught. Vox was trying to get extra help from other sources for their school festival projects and also got caught. Feel free to bounce around your ideas though. I love the scenarios you came up with.

WHAT THE FUCK INTERNET I HAVE RATS IN MY SHORTS NOW I LITERALLY ONLY HAVE SAID RAT LIKE THREE TIMES ON YOUTUBE AND IT WAS IN VASNTAS CHAT I LOVE RATS BUT THIS IS WEIRDGE! At least now I have cute rat content ig.

>Nijisanji figures preorder closing soon
>forgot about it and blew all my money at AnimeNYC
>saw niji Palverse figures at the convention, so maybe.....
I'll have to wait two years to get one but I think I can do that....

>>83832151
I thought "rats in my shorts" was the new "squirrels in my pants"

i've found finana

Seeing Kuzuha and Ibrahim wearing pinned cap assets after the nijikoshien coaches had rigged caps gave me a giggle

*chu*

>>83832107
Shu's been putting in a lot of work sorting out specifics between the projects and booths and giving his own little special touches whether they be via a little literal magic in the haunted classroom or giving the head of the drama club (Doppio) a bit of extra money for costumes knowing Doppio isn't even going to question the origin of it. Things are actually going a little too well but he really wants to give the school a good image through this as he knows how big of an event this is and how badly Luca has been struggling with the fundraising for the general running of the event.
He knows he can't summon too much money and might be starting to fly took close to the sun and it's only shortly after he leaves the classroom running the okonomiyaki booth to let them know he might be able to get them higher quality ingredients that it happens.
>Yamino? I've been hearing some interesting things, meet me in my classroom.
>Oh? Uh, Yes sire sure thing, just give me a moment
Ducking into a bathroom Shu stuffs the cash he has in his wallet into a school book and then uses magic to lock the pages. Before making his way to the teachers room.
>So? haha, what was it you wanted to talk about. We're going well budget wise. Did you need any help for your classes stall?
The teacher pauses for a moment.
>Yamino. I know how much you do for this school but rumours are starting to fly internally about just how much you've been helping out. And not in a good way.
Shu realises that he's overdone it but tries to play it cool regardless.
>Oh! Right yeah we had some local donations and I've just been trying to make things a little more exciting for everyone but helping with their stalls and projects!
He starts to sweat as he gets stared at in silence.
>It's all legitimate money I promise!
As he tries to worm his way out of it the teacher scribbles down something on a piece of paper and hands it to him.
>8pm tonight, I'll show you the meaning of legitimate money
As the teacher leaves Shu looks up the address on his phone. A fully self service Love Hotel. Well. He kind of hecked this up.

>>83832563
why do they look like that

what did they mean by this

You guys are too hard on Doki. Vivi would have never gotten to participate if it weren't for her. Sajam only cared about her opinion and not niji management making demands.

yawn

>>83832756
I love that derpy snake.

>>83832563
It's ugly but it makes me happy.

“Hey look check out this screenshot from bird app that should make you angry!”

>>83832308
If you PO on a different site, it might delay payment until shipping is ready?

>>83832785
Thats cool. Hey check this out!

>>83832316
I'm trying not to talk about the rat thing in the same posts as my luxiem scenarios but this made me laugh so hard I had to compose myself for a second before the Shu post and then I went back to YT and there was another cute rat short and I fucking lost it again thinking about this. Thanks for making me laugh.

>>83832785
thats not even the right usage of this meme

>>83832335
Milfnana...

>>83832840
WOAAA

>>83832840
oh hell yes

>>83832151
I hope you got crayons!!

>>83832858
I'm happy you liked it! I genuinely had to read your original rat post 2-3 times because I genuinely thought you had a rat infestation. I thought this was going to be the next cockroach soda event.

>>83832964
This has just reaffirmed my fear that rats or snakes will bite my genitals when I'm on the toilet.

>>83832964
More concerned about a snake getting in my toilet really?
>>83832966
I always have so many youtube tabs up that I forgot shorts refer to the item of clothing that is like pants but at or above the knees as well as a shortform video format despite wearing them a lot 70% of the year but it's too cold still so I just, forgor...

>>83832335
waggy saggy

>>83833006
>>83833053
australians

>>83832964
we should have a flushed away watchalong

>>83833093
About 5 months back I heard a strange noise from my ensuite and I literally just closed the door and occasionally considered going and seeing if it was a snake. I like snakes but I do not want to deal with a toilet snake. So I used my other bathroom for the next day and then finally got up the courage to check for the toilet snake and nothing. At all. The sound was probably just something outside but I do always live with the knowledge that one day a snake could decide to take a little visit to my toilet to give me a jumpscare.

>>83832593
Shu's done it now. Aw frick....
The teacher tells him to bring his uniform since he himself has a fetish for them. He's probably been eyeing Shu for a while now because he loves how his slender legs look in them.

damn anju voice sounds extra man with that filter

i'm actually getting sick of /soc/posting these posts are blurring in my mind none of this makes sense but it's my fault for only ever being on during dead hours

>>83833127
vox did one for his birthday one year

>>83832964
What the fuck rats can swim better than I can.

>>83833308
yeah im sick of DNO too

trout sex
suzuna is cool genki
kirara cute

>>83833260
Showing up Shu is really nervous, he's never done anything like this but if it manages to settle things then fine. As soon as he got home he looked up the etiquette of love hotels, and of anal sex. He's not the head of the supernatural club like Uki but any one who's read even one slightly suggestive manga has read enough to know where this is going. If he wasn't trying to keep this under wraps he maybe should have contacted Uki for advice but thing went so fast and now here's here. Standing outside a pretty garish place 3 streets back from a main road and questioning his life. As he walks in, he wonders for a moment how to get to the room before he spots the teacher.
>Good evening sensei! I hope I'm not late!
Chuckling the teacher looks at his watch performatively.
>Right on time. Let's get a room, you brought you outfit with you right?
He eyes Shu's bag as Shu nods before they move over to the screen showing available rooms. Most of them are pretty garish but his teachers hand swiftly moves to one in particular
>We've got two I like available right now, classroom and library themed if you have a preference
How would he have a preference!? This is his first time!
>U-um, classroom? I feel like I'd have to be quiet in a library and I might make a bit of noise?
The teacher nods, selecting the room before paying
>Next time I'll bring a gag and we can do it in the library

>>83833308
Luca is Sadaharu.

>>83833308
Wanna talk about Mao?
I thought https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AEPMd6MFE4 was pretty fun and it could make a good game for EN.
I could see Sonny doing really well with it since it's a good zatsu practice game.

>>83833701
shiba is sadaharu

>>83833788
NO Kagura is Fuuchan, Sadaharu is Luca. We established this 12 hours ago! Shiba is not in EN and we would need an entire thread of arguing about JPs specifically to cast them in Gintama.

>>83833664
The library one could have been interesting since you said Shu would feel like he needs to keep it down. He'd try to keep his voice silent or at least muffled, but eventually he would give in to all the pleasure he's feeling and let his voice out. But I'm glad they went with the classroom to keep with the theme. Shu is weirded out that the teacher wanted him to bring his uniform and put it on, but whatever it takes to not get his secret out.
Now I wonder how Vox would come into play in all this? I really like the idea of the jealous handsome teacher that's getting shown up by one of his own students.

anons doko...

>>83834247
eepy

Now I'm getting recommended rat videos too....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jXny9_wSxs

>>83834247
Watching Eromanga Sensei while typing up BL scenarios

>>83834247
watching speciale jeopardy

>>83834247
Im playing genshin and listening to kurara...

>>83834279
I'm gonna cry man... I've got baby fever but for animals now

>>83834247
catching up on a vod

>>83834206
Vox this entire time has honestly not been too aware of what the others are up to. He's been helping in a more general way. He helped his brother with ideas for his booth, has been working with Pio and helping with what he's been told to by the council but for the most part he's not actually run into trouble. It's not actually on the festival itself that Vox ends up in trouble. He has a part in the drama club's play and gives it his all and by all, it's far too much for a teen to be giving but the audience loves it as as he goes into the wings a teacher hands him a towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead and he thanks her before another grabs his hand and says Vox should get changed and he's a little delirious at the time so he follows, taking about 5 seconds to realise it's the drama teacher. And the drama teacher? Now, he's pretty attractive but everyone knows he has some hang ups about the talent of the students. He did his best to make it as an actor but here he is teaching kids with inherently more talent than himself how to act? It's kind of insulting. He helps Vox out of the more cumbersome elements of his costume and then a couple of minutes into his shower there's a knock at the door.
>Akuma-kun?
>Mm? Yes?
Vox turns off the water and waits for the response
>Oh no need to turn off the water but I'm a little sweaty myself and the other showers are taken. Do you mind as I join you?
Vox exhales in amusement through his nose before taking a moment to consider the repercussions and deciding to do it regardless anyway
>Oh it would be my pleasure... sensei

I thought I wandered into nenmen. What is with all these gay paragraph shit

>>83834279
I need one, I swear to god I will adopt a rat.