/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

She is my actual wife.

>>83780898
thank you for baking

She is my actual Gurandma.

>>83573714
Still laughing at you, just so you know.

>>83780769
Not yet, check hololyzer if you don't belieb me

>>83780672
Fair, I thought the main character was cute though, she's the main reason I think I liked it.
>>83780722
I do like that gif, it was a pretty good show overall I think, the gay stuff felt pretty natural instead of it being something that was forced in so I didn't really care.

>>83781041
I belieb you, you seem nice.

Gurass

>>83780966

>>83781154
SNIFFFFF

>takes out pacifier and sucks it
>starts crawling on all fours
>makes baby sounds
>asks you to change her diapers
wat do?

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>83781289
I will breastfeed Gura and change her diaper.

I was happy to wake up this morning to see a Gura frame. About time she played that meme game. It seems right up her alley. I can't wait for some more of her zoomer humor.

>>83781289
correct this brat

Were there any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

>>83781369
I thought shark eggs looked different...

>>83781369
That's a child stuck in a bubble

Nice job gifting a prechat spamming retard.

yes, and I stealth impregnated them all

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>83781582
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gonna let me sniff her pits while she fondles my balls!

>>83781582
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED TO PLAY WITH HER BALLS!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!

chu

>>83781369
giant fart bubble

bunny

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>83781582
Yes I am monsieur

>>83781790
>*Lo touché*

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>83781967
>*Li touchí*

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

MY wife's big squishy cheeks

my wife

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

It's funny to see the people in prechat acting like they weren't cuckposting for the entire night.

why are chumbies talking about brushing teeth?

>>83782700
Thanks for reminding me to do that

>>83782700
why aren't you?

balls pits

>>83783326
hi Multi

>>83782700
I brushed my teeth like twice a month for years during covid when I started working from home, but somehow didn't get a single cavity. Though I did have a shitload of plaque.

why is my wife calling me a whore

>>83783283
i mean i am, we both are, i just dont know why

I was looking through the catalog for Gura's stuff when I saw someone posted her 5th FES performance. I thought she sung https://youtube.com/watch?v=XVBFDnWaO0U but did that happen at 4th FES? It's my favorite concert she ever did, if anyone has a clip of it I'd greatly appreciate it!

What happens when you kiss dinogura on the tummy?

>>83784365
try it

I wouldn't listen to an opinion of two crazy, Japan-obsessed mentally ill bitches in their late 30s if I were Gura

>>83784496
you should spend less time on /vt/

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121871423

>>83783979
Yeah, that was the 4th Fes, and that's my her favorite performance, too. Megu megu faya endorus night!

>>83784496
what are you rambling about now?

>>83784365
fart

>>83784365

>>83784694
fuwamoco have the same antis as gura

>>83784917
- it's a shitposter

>>83784677
It was such an awesome cover. Was that the same FES where Roboco sung that "it's time to die" song from Violet Evergarden? She punched my heart right outta my chest with that one. My hard drive with that FES is in storage x_x

Gura cute

>>83785115
She is anal

I'm heating up chicken nuggies chumbies

>>83785305
true, she loves anal with me

>>83784644
Slut

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>83781415
Yeah, I saw a few

>>83784365
You cum
Yes you

Gura with pink clothes is the best type of fanart.

I don't think Im gonna have enough time to get through all my thread reps before the stream.

>>83785962
I agree! It makes her look extra bullyable T u T

>>83786009

Gura soon

>>83783979
>>83784677
>>83785042
https://files.catbox.moe/uui4ce.mp4

Horror games with goobs is always a good time.

>>83786214
KINO

>>83786214
Thank you!!

WIFE

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1828175334220374258
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1828175334220374258

WIFE WIFE WIFE

shark pits

Wife's spoon?

>>83787316
Yeah, my sharkwife soon!

Is goop goop gooping today?

>>83787881
yes her cunny is very goopy today

I'm ready for more Gura zoomer humor tonight.

I don't like it when people gush over other girls in Gura's chat, especially when they weren't even interacting with Gura

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>83789006
stop being autistic

>>83789006
Based and same desu. I don't really expect much else from prechat though

>>83789072

I am literally married to Gura.

>>83789616
my post btw

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>83790526
samen

Wife soon!

>>83790598
Booba!

imagine grabbing her by force

>>83790948
to get her out of harms way, right?

why do gift fags have to spam so much once they get a gift?

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

gura soon
goon

GOONA SOON

>>83790598
She looks very soft.

Knife spoon!

I have this feeling that Gura doesn't want to stream because it makes her miserable these days. But she has to. I kinda feel bad for her. She just wants to chill and be happy

>go to sleep, wake up to a frame that youtube notifications didn't tell me about at all
I didn't miss anything, yay.

>>83792699
yeah it's really fucked up that management held a gun to her head and made her watch movies with us for every day of may 2023 and then do 12 hour endurance streams for the remainder of the year

Chumbuds why does your oshi keep taking biboo's timeslot?

>>83793004
Stop trying to make a fanbase war you've been trying for a year and it wont work

>>83793004
Senpai privilege

She had to spend hours, if not days learning and recording and mocapping Idol. And you think there was no meaning behind it? You're a fool.

Bye thread. I'll see you after the stream.

Cute shark soon!

>>83793088
No, answer the question, why is your oshi suddenly taking mines time? Yours has been streaming at 8 pm for 4 years, why the last few months has she started at 7?

>>83793004
it's war baby

Baguraette honhonhon

why does she hate kayfabe now anyway? It should take her at least a day to travel before she streams again.

>>83793537
why would it take at least a day, all she has to do is climb back into the submarine and set off

Man it's worrying when she isn't in chat fucking around

>>83793613
no it isn't, it's normal. her being in chat is weird

>>83793537
she doesn't need to travel when she's already home

>>83793537
its called having a jet retard

>>83793488
>still irrelevant
>still can't sing
>still gen alpha audience pandering
lmao worst en by miles

>>83793686
I agree with you, but now is not the time to bite bait.

I think it's cute that Gura is streaming literally as soon as the management stream ban lifts.

stop thinking, you fucking retards. sit down, shut up, enjoy shark. question nothing.

>stream is about to start
>thread goes to shit
like clockwork

>>83793751
how can I enjoy her when she's not here yet?

>>83793820
I enjoy her tight slender body all the time anon

>>83793791
it's brown men that have to go to work so they're mad

>>83793792
M+RT

>>83793792
>>83793894
M RT

>>83793792
>>83793894
M RT

Behead all tribalshitters.
Now shut the fuck up it's sharktime

>>83793792
>>83793894
M+RT gonna hold hands with Gura and ignore this thread

>>83793520

>>83793792
>>83793894
M+RT

Oh I just felt the entire world as well as the pillars of heaven shaking. That must mean the Shark is about to do something

i hope she interacts with the npc ingame that references her but its a slim chance

DIAPER ACQUIRED

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>83794145

I think that Gura should sit on my face.

pizza is ready time to enjoy wife

Whew okay there she is

6500 viewers, I AM THE LAST CHUMBIE

>>83794205
are you not laughing?

Where shark mommy? There's scarry noises instead of music! I'm scared chumbies!

>>83794145
are you diappermaxxing?

WIFES VOICE

hewwo?

why is she so quiet?

>>83793792
>>83793894
M + RT

god please dont let her get stuck on the 'lore'

>Another movie without us

>>83794348
volume is fine for me

haur haur haur

>>83794348
Deafbud? She is fucking shouting, had to turn my tard-wife down

>plap plap
AND SHE SAID IT

crap trap

>>83794394
I can't believe Gura breathes without us...

Remember when Gura pissed herself playing outlast?

>>83794274
felt like the start of infinity war for a sec there

Did she just say PLAP PLAP

>medicine with caffeine
rrats?

>>83794426
the audacity...

holy shit we have <20mins until the caffeine hits her

>Gura is gunna have a stroke on stream
lets gooooooooooo

huh i just saw something i posted only on holoplus on my twitter TL and the guy claimed it to be his own lol. funny how that happens. kinda sucks he claims its his own work though, I imagine artists must be furious when they put hours and hours of work on it

She took her meds....

what kind of medicine have fucking coffeine in it? Fucking americans and their obsessions with prescription drugs, fuck off

>she's just taking caffeine pills now
that's even worse than coffee what the fuck

>>83794470
Sounds like she has a cold or headache most likely.

as a former fnaf autist this is already giving me dopamine

I know absolutely nothing about FNAF...

https://www.medicines.org.uk/emc/ingredient/731
go off

>>83794620
She's just like me...

C O C K

Gura, the peacock perms...

It was me! I corrected her!

>>83794470
>>83794620
Excedrin has caffeine. its not uncommon for someone to take caffeine for a headache or period pains

>>83794576
You're so right anon

>>83794576
The only coffee that's better for you than just taking caffeine is black coffee, and I guarantee you she doesn't drink black coffee

>titles her stream "hor!"
She knows. She's a whore. She's admitting it.

GURA IS ON HER PERIOD LETS GOOOOOOO

She sounds even more like a kid as time goes on, non ironically mentally regressing. She will have mentality of a toddler within 3 years. wtf, i hope its an act

>>83794732
>period pains
My mommydaughterwife is having her first period?!

>>83794576
>>83794470
>>83794620
Extra strength tylenol has caffiene, and so does midol which is a period cramp med. Shes most likely menstruating right now.

holy shit, I'm a shrimp. a chumbud. how did I forget? silly me

>>83794783
like the thomas the tank engine youtuber?

>>83794831
No wonder she's so damn horny...

>>83794831
that makes me feel better I guess. she was worrying me there for a second

>>83794831
Is that why my heart palpitated that one time?

BALLS
PITS

You don't spoil fnaf. You simply state what happens with zero context and nothing of value was gained or lost.

>>83794632
As a current fnaf autist i have deprived myself of my preferred fnaf streamer when gura said she wanted to play this

>>83794783
Hmmm that means she would be enen more sexually attractive then

my wife is obulating

BRAZIL MENCIONADO CARALHO

Gura just had a fuckin Schizo babble moment she started talking like the AI Colonel

>Brazilian migu
Oh yeah she's horny

>>83794961
The only reason I know what caralho means is because of Max Payne 3.

Sex with BR Miku

>>83793995
La basé

>hetalia
did gura like hetalia?

cum to brazil

Gura no...

oh fuck 2nd stream this week confirmed

HOLY SHIT WE ACTUALLY GET ANOTHER STREAM THIS WEEK!!!!

>Gura is going to drink my pee on stream

Gura being alco on stream this week

For King and Cunny!

Gura is going to drink ipecac

>Gura wants to get gangbanged by a harem of international Mikus.
Based wife, also my wife is going to chug cough syrup lets goooo!!!!!!!

No...the drunk streams are back...

The only thing I know about FNAF is killer mascots and really unusally attrative porn that makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with and your penis. Particularly why the yelow birdgirl needs a dick bigger than mine to be my daddy

Gawr Gura Drinking Stream?!

Did she just say she is doing a drinking stream? lmfao.

>funny drink
is this gonna be a drunk stream? I wouldn't mind that desu

Women shouldn't be allowed to drink alcohol

>guras doing a fucking drinking stream
she returned

>Drinking stream
Hoooooooo
>Into my armpits
Uoooooooohhhh

Gura drinking Cyanide wednesday after Aqua's graduation

Drunk shork is back, ikz!

I really hope she's just baiting with that...

diggin deep into shark pits

it's probably gonna be something grimace shake tier dumb you tards

>>83795107
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>83795273
Let them cope

>>83795273
Of course it is but she phrased it like that on purpose and you know it

>>83795276
>I love s’ghetti so much...

>>83795273
retard, grimace dont have any funny effects on her boidy

>>83795273
That was my first thought but that would be free advertisement for the drank so I don't see them letting her do it.

>>83795204
If its any consolation her Atlantean phisology would easily survive it

>>83795273
I really hope so. Gura is trying to rile people up again.

>>83795160
>Futa Chica
Add Roxy, the other Chica form and Vanny in there.

It could be a shill stream for a Japanese drink. I don't care, I just want more streams

If she actually drinks alchohol, I will cum and the final yab shall finally come about as she says the unthinkable. More than likely though she won't and it's probably just some other thing.

Chat is so fucking GREY today.

>>83795273
i mean, yeah almost certainly will be some meme or weird thing. We just jorking around about the booze.

>>83795392
its FNAF
are you really surprised?

>>83795396

>>83795367
I dont know what that is but I am willing to bet you are right

>>83795392
Apparently this game brings out a lot of tourists

>>83795392
FOTW game

>>83795273
Like I already posted I'd much rather something like that where she was just baiting but Im not really sure what she could drink right now that would make her "silly" unless she's just going to be putting on an act.

>>83795236
I'm pretty sure she is, but I don't like that she's implying a drinking stream at all. I can't deny that she seems to dropping lots of concerning bait lately for whatever reason. It'll definitely be interesting to see whatever it is.

Malls dont exist anymore Gura

>>83795432
Wolf furry robot, other chicken furry robots, and the white woman in the white rabbit fursuit.

>gura goes to barnes and noble to shit

Oh she reading the game

>>83795492
unfortunately they actually do they're just filled with junkies n shit.

She's so chatty today, she definitely wanted to stream this weekend but couldn't because of the concert and now she's all pent up.

>>83795427
don't mind if i do.
>Verification not required.

>>83795536
Yeah, on my chest.

>>83795492
>>83795547
>every mall near me bans unaccompanied kids because black teens keep getting in fist fights

>>83795546
Why she not skippa skippa

Remember a couple of weeks ago when the blue dofus got active again?

"Hey mana-san, either you let me drink the funny juice on stream again or else i am moving black to the blue one, i swear", and here we are with the planned stream :S

>>83795480
It's unironically to trigger you and your kind

>>83795536
God I wish I worked at barnes and noble...

>>83795480
I'm not even concerned about it, I just don't want to see her drinking. She's an adult and can if she wants Im just not a fan of it.

>game calls out Gurandma already
kino

>>83795633
Grandma Gura...

I hope winter comes soon because summer is too damn hot

another slorp soundpost

my wife is eating roadkill again

WHY CAN'T I BE THAT DEAD OPOSSUM?! PLEASE SLORP ME MOMMY!!!

I can still buy 5 dollar frozen pizzas though

>>83795773

>>83795632
I don't really care about her drinking in of itself that much, it'd be fine in a vacuum. But I know it'll make chat insufferable and HER references will be everywhere and it'll be nonstop shitposting for weeks.

>Gura eats frozen pizza like a neet
PLEASE LET ME SAVE YOU WOMAN I CAN MAKE YOU FRESH PIZZAS

FUCK I was hoping she's ramble on pizzas

>>83795725
No way dude I hate cold and I can tank heat all damn day

> frozen pizza is around 10-12

Shitttt, inflation sucks, thanks Biden. She's right tho. Might as well just get dominos or papa johns.

I like this funny Gura.

>>83795781
so can I but I'd rather have the $10 if I'm in the mood for frozen pizza to begin with

>>83795824
She thinks she got past it but in 2.5 hours the thought will just randomly reoccur to her.

i find it concerning she doesnt know how much takeout pizza costs

frozen pizza still costs like 2-3 bucks around here

>>83795392
Not going to member this time. You never know if the next stream is 2 months later.

>>83795725
same desu

>>83795831
I hate summer because of all the bugs. Winter is better.

You would be amazed at how many things you can get away with in a ballpit when neglectful parents leave a place like this to babysit their kids

>GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS

Is there really a Gura picture for every fucking scenario known to man? I think y'all might be autism

>>83795838
Yeah, 10-12 and delivery is like 30 minimum, everything sucks. I kind of want to buy my own pizza oven, it would pay for itself in like 30 pizzas.

>>83795936
same desu except I prefer autumn

>>83795890
You usually can't get fake cheese on delivery pizza so she's probably not into it

>>83795936
Close your doors clean your house shower and all those flies will go away

WHY IS SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN STARTING STREAM AT 7, 8PM WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SHARK TIME NOT 7PM GURA

>>83795894
for me it's like red barons at $5, digiorno at $7ish, and some others at $10
varies wildly though, at safeway they probably charge you $15 and fuck you in the ass on the way out the door

>>83795961
Yes and yes

HOR HOR HOR HORHOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOOOOR

>>83795890
She's afraid of pizza store employees.

>horf horf horf horf .... whore
SHE DIDNT

>>83796029
Ask her

>hor hor horhor
I choked on my drink

>>83795890
I ordered takeout one time and they charged me double of the pizza. This is why I do pickup

>>83796028
They'll find a way in no matter what.

>>83796075
I have extreme social anxiety so no

>>83796131
No balls pits

>>83796029
Did I dream it or am I the only one who remembers that she said it’s so she can fix her sleep schedule

>>83796052
Theres a really cheap 5 dollars for 2 pizzas in my area. I mean it kinda sucks but it one of the cheaper things to streatch my money out a few more days

>>83796029
from what i've noticed she starts at 7 when she streams longer than 2 hours. This stream will reinforce that or make me look like an idiot.

I'm cranking it on my side too Goob

I'M GOING TO CONCERN

My wife is enjoying my presence. Also that spider jump scare was cool and unique, I liked it.

Gura...

My wife is making excuses to hide our domestic woes.

Is she trying to trick me into thinking its 2021?

Maybe it's just my earbuds, but she's sounding very cunny tonight ToT

she's literally dying

We need to fuck the shark

you get pink eye from getting actual shit in your eye

>>83796131
fine I'll do it if she reads supas

Ive had styes before they suck

>>83796265
she got it from eating my ass

I have seen those $10-12 frozen pizza at walgreens and other supermarkets.
Might as well just get a pan pizza from dominos for like 7-8 bucks.

wait is potential pink eye why she got sidelined from the MC portion of the concert?

>>83796189
Science isn't an exact art we wont hold it against you.

>>83796265
Yeah... In the heat of the moment I smacked her face with my dick after doing anal, my bad.

sorry chumbros. you can only come home to frozen pizza so many times before you start to lose your temper a bit

Careful Gura..

>>83796293
nvm >>83796166 is right iirc

>she wants to get gooed

>>83796396
I'll handle it, no need to thank me

>>83796366
Yeah I felt really bad and held her all night after I knocked her out.

>>83796265
You know remember the knd episode where the school staff was making a dessert from kids pinkeye.
Meaning they were selling eye-feces to children.

I'm going to Pelvic thrust with GURA

Gura knows how to pelvic thrust because she does it with me.

She's turning into a twitch thot with way to much fanservice innuendos

Busting inside Gura

Does this mean gura will sing Duvet soon

>>83796485
its because shes trying to be fired and doesn't care anymore

DUVET MENTION

Why are the masocts pillarmen?

>>83796029
I hate that she starts at 7pm. I do not want yuros watching streams

>>83796485
she should start taking notes from okayu and get explicit with it

she really did say duvet kek

I wonder if the girls think duvet is a meme

>>83796267
nope

>>83796605
Gura should cyborseggs me next stream.

gura guzzling my ass crust...

>crust guzzler

The music is blasting in my right ear. My left ear feels lonely

Gura is the crust guzzler, she got that name from guzzling the crust from my penis.

>>83796485
gray, I suppose? LOL. She always has, idiot.

chat should i do my homework thats due by midnight or watch goober play a kids game

>>83796651
I don't actually know what it means

>gura liked a place that has balls

I wonder if there are ojisans that still have birthdays at chuck e cheese

>Gura is 4 years old...

Gura likes my balls in her hole.
https://www.balldo.com/

>>83796883
Yeah mine

>>83796944

>>83796883
Yeah my groin

Gura loves my balls in her hole... TuT

I want to play skeeball vs Gura..

>>83796958
Nick pls, you have a court case to plan out

Gura wants my balls

>>83797070
Is Nick the creator? I'm uninformed about a court case, I only ever saw the commercial.

Does Gura shave her balls or are they as hairy as her cunny? Only serious replies please

>>83797171
Gura has 2 dicks and no balls like a real shark.

>>83797171
I chewed off all of her nonexistent hairs

Gura teasing the ojisan in chat

STOP FUCKING STUTTERING

What was that thing?? Shark mommy I'm scared!

I'm spooped

Me shitting in the background

SHE WON!

Cowardly shark end

Rate the stream!

>>83797452
hemorrhoidbud...

My wife is so good she beat the game!!!

manko

shit she actualy read it fibffofv

Writer of that comment: me

Fucking faggot

>>83780898
>MANKO PANKO
>I've lost gallons to you
Bro?

>I've lost gallons to you
>I hope you find it

WHAT?

>manko
>manko
>maaaanko
>ive lost gallons to you
gura please

It turns out evil animatronics aren't that dangerous if you just walk away and leave the establishment

MANKO

I've lost gallons to Gura's manko too

I missed whoever said that but based
you could be furor and I'd still be calling you based in this moment

>>83797539
I play too much gameboy on the toilet

>>83797622
She wants me to lose even more gallons.

>>83797629
The animatronics cannot legally bite you or spring trap you if you do not consent.

They just keep responding to that supa...

>>83797609
wait did she read it? I didnt pay attention

DISABLE SUPERCHAT REPLIES CHRIST

>>83797703
It was an orange SC.

>>83797756
lol u mad?

The reply to superchat feature has to be something not one fucking streamer asked for, what was youtube thinking? This is "forced collab" tier bad. Can you even turn it off?

>>83797844
you know you can just ignore it?

>>83797844
you're just mad cause you said some gross ass shit and now your dumb ass is embarassed

are zoomers actually afraid of this

i am spooped

>>83797885
You know it turns half the chat into retards replying to some random bait SC right>

All the people seething and talking about reporting him LOL

i blocked everyone that responded to him and you should too

>>83797885
I'm glad I still can't see them due to hyperchat, it'd probably annoy me

>>83797926
damn you read chat AND look at superchat replies? do you also browse ragebait on reddit?

>people are actually angry about the gallons comment

>>83797911
ew a tripfag
Gross!

>>83798005
nope just mad at the torrent of replies that went on for too long

>>83798005
>We just got proof that children watch this stream!

>>83798005
They're mad because he wasted the gallons, meanwhile, me, has actually used those gallons and put them into Gura.

So who had the idea to make giant killer robots mascots with the ability to tear a human apart? Like couldnt you have made barely able to move ones that DIDNT have Gorrila level size and strength?

>>83798071
Whats the fun in that? Also they probably planned to fight the Russians with them.

>>83798071
The yellow rabbit is actually a demon taht LOOKS like one of the robots.

>>83798071
That's the neat part

>>83798071
in the lore they were made to kill children to collect "remnant" from them which is some kind of substance that can give things life or something Im not that into the lore

>>83798005
It’s cringe

>>83798071
Slick Willy had them put in the kill feature because you don't know when Pizza Joint is going to be robbed.

>>83798200
no it's fucking based, gura's reply was also based, quick thinking witty shark LOVE

NEW THREAD WHEN CHUMBUDS

>>83798113
of all the Responses this is the one I choose to believe as anything was generally acceptable when it came to beating the Ruskies. Fuck commies

>>83798349
Fuck off tourist

>>83798349

I like to starfish for Gura.