/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>83745240
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>83745240
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>83745254
amen

>>83745254
amen
I love this cute pilot so much it's unreal

>>83745254
AMEN

>>83745254
amen

>>83745254
Amen.

I really don't know what's so funny about this movie but I'm being healed through his giggles

gibbers

>>83745254
MY BLUE SON IS THE CUTEST

this movie is hurting my brain

>>83746645
What's up my Gibba

>>83746821
I forgot to say AMEN

VAGUEGARD WOOOOOO

>>83746853
I have no idea what's going on but I'm entertained kek

>>83746853
Machiroons don't have brains

>>83746853
Im enjoying it.
>>83747028
I will understand it for all the other roons

>>83746973
they're firing twobert

>>83746973
CABINET CABINET CABINET

axel gta stream doko?

he's making fun of us for being retarded...

this is flayon and his sisterwives

is the plot of the movie that the main character is batshit crazy, because i genuinely can't fathom anything else

>>83747889
Yeah I literally just had this thought.
>Damn, throw in the rest of the sisterwives and id be fucking golden to do this with Flayhubby...wait shit

>>83746645
I can't stop thinking about how cute he sounds when his accent starts to slip out, like in garry's mod when he was saying balls over and over you could hear it and of course that "in a cahh" slip from a few days ago

YO THE FLAYON YUME-DAN GETS IN TOO?!

Altare's basement...

Literally what the fuck is that movie

great movie desu

huh

>>83748686
from what flay said: the meaning is that there is no meaning sometimes and also hollywood bad or something

>>83748821
had a deja vu to the everywhere all at once watch along but in that movie everything had meaning compared to this one

IMO for me its like
>Sure maybe the rich and culture and media has all these little secrets and meanings and "conspiracies" but in the end, even if you follow all of those strings, what you find in the end is gonna likely just be relatively pointless. maybe disturbing, maybe immoral, sure, but in the end its not going to change you, it barely will likely affect you
thats How I took it.
>>83749001
well, that movie was ABSURDIST, but NOT surrealist desuuuu

Does anyone else want to pick up Flayon by his big, bulbous, oversized, basketball-esque head and carry him aroud for a while?

>>83749276
Yes but I'll pick him up from the scruff and swing him around like a doll

The BFE linking now....tonight is too much,,,,,

>>83749469
I will eat (* ´ ▽ ` *)

>>83749507
Wdym by this

my retro gamer shotaoji...

>>83749580
When He starts to hyper-tangent and rapid fire cute cat pics and other old video game things at us.....
>look t this look at this! one more one moreee!

>>83749893
>878 notifications

>>83749949
huh? whats that mean?

>>83749893
Ok I understand also nice list of tabs dude lol ( ＾∀＾).. he won't let you guys go

>>83749983
those are all links Flay sent

>>83749893
damn anon have you ever opened your notifications

>>83749978
If means you have 878 notifications

>>83750012
Oh lord (;∀; ).....

>>83750022
>>83750046
no? where and why would I need to do that? I never even really paid attention to/noticed that number before

>ok i'm done
>doesn't end
i love him

flayon singlehandedly has made me start liking cats and even thinking about getting one despite always being a dog person, his cat power level is too powerful

>>83750088
It's always funny when people say this
×<×

>>83750065
another 10 links......

>>83750162
Your computer is cooked ヽ(･ω･´)ノ

I love this cutieboy

>>83750081
Nigga look at the little bell icon next to your profile on the youtube page

i love my cute retarded cat dog raccoon brother husband son so much

>>83750266
HOLY.

i love flayon watch alongs i love flayon menshis i love flayon streams i love flayon

>>83746973
Hakka's having a baby

>>83750597
who's the father

>>83750640
flayon

Christ that was a fucking barrage PACKED with Flay energy. Comfy, ecchi, dangerous, funny, giggly, cutie fixation. the Post-Flay is gonna hit hard now in bed. Night roons, night anons~

>>83750210
FWNBAC
Flayon will never be a cutie

>>83750748
Blasphemy! All of Holostars EN are cuties and I have seen their cuteness first hand.

>>83750640
Tokimane, obviously. They got drunk in Japan and things escalated. It's why he's Hakka's manager now.

>>83750925
He should have done some sleight of hand magic to disappear that thing

Sick and tired of this unprofessionalism.
This new habit of putting a space after the first bracket needs to end before it can get any worse.

>>83752034
to punish him for this we shall put an unnecessary space in shinri as well

>>83752034
Vile.

>>83750640
Axel. He took advantage of the dingo when he was blackout drunk in Japan
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1766120693882884326

>>83752034
Finish the vods anon

>>83752232
I like the way you think.
>>83752781
I did finish them, I just go back to different timestamps later on. Don't let that distract you from the REAL problem here.

Tempusanji thriving

>>83753001
Blame the aliens, they put the spaces there

Hewwo

>>83754418
troontare

>>83754418
ewwtare

>>83754418
Still kinda in awe that he made this a free downloadable public onahole and abandoned it for full home3D

>>83754418
I'm gonna punt this little fucker

>>83752685
You know, good for him. Axel would be a great father and he really wants to be one

>>83755320
Would Axel recognize his baby with Hakka as his son tho?

>>83755374
If Hakka would inform Axel of it's existence I'm sure he would, he has a strong sense of responsibility. I am not sure if he would be mad about getting raped though, he kinda seem the type that believes men can't be taken advantage of

The theme for AGF this year is Holostars Town. I'm mainly a JP fan, but I wish EN could be included. What town roles do you think EN would fit?

>>83754460
>>83754539
>>83754796
KILL YOURSELF
>>83754796
My blue son is a cutiepie and not an onahole

>>83755438
Aw these are really cute! Can't help but wonder if Gamma's illustration for this was ready before the termination... And if he would've been an artist or something new for him

>>83755456
Seethe

>>83755438
>Altare
Townrapist
>Axel
Impounded dog
>Bettel
Battered wife
>Flayon
College Fuckboy
>Hakka
Prostitute
>Shinri
Hakka's Pimp and Bettel's abusive husband
>Jurard
Corrupt mayor's incompetent son
>Goldbullet
Dragqueen
>Octavio
Pedo at the playground
>Ruze
Town hobo

>>83755438
Altare - pimp
Axel - pet dog
Bettel, Flayon, Hakka, Shinri, Jurard, GB, Tavi - strippers/prostitutes
Ruze - raving homeless man

>>83755504
Possibly. The announcement stream had interviews with fans from the day of Movin On.

no

>>83756015
>>83756028
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

>>83756018
>>83756028
Looks like Bettel got a long thin hat kek just like his dick

>>83755438
I’m putting the grads in to make it even distribution don’t schizo on me

Morning stars
>Altare: fitness instructor
>Hakka: cafe worker
>Goldbullet: radio host
>Ruze: garbage collector

Day stars
>Magni: clinic receptionist
>Vesper: train conductor
>Bettel: store greeter
>Octavio: AC repairman

Night stars
>Axel: taxi cab driver
>Flayon: club DJ
>Shinri: night watchman
>Jurard: restaurant dish washer

dead thread

>>83757715
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>83757818
I've been having a lot of yume dreams lately...

i wonder why flay, jurard and gibby weren't invited to the server

>page 10
DEAD THREAD
DEAD BRANCH
CABINET WILL NEVER DEBUT

>>83759540
Why do you assume they weren't invited instead of just not being interested? What a stupid conclusion to jump to

>>83759576
You'll apologize to chair-kun soon

I still want mechabird double naizuri

>>83759540
>flay
large group/strange person collab autism
>gibby
large group/strange person collab anxiety
>jurard
kidney stone surgery recovery

>>83759576
>CABINET WILL NEVER DEBUT
what cabinet? new homos?

>>83760313
Good luck trying to get Hakka to join, he would rather do that with Shinri

>>83760559
there was a leak about new boys with the code name cabinet, people have been making fun of it with furniture items. they are supposed to debut by the end of the year

>>83760641
NTA but wtf it was an actual leak?! I thought it was just some anon's elaborate shitpost

>>83760705
kek no, its an australian/UK shitpost. they want the northern region of elysium to be the next region, and for the members to be non-jobber royalty or professionals, so they named it "the cabinet" as in politicians/prime minister.

>>83760705
yeah it was, people try to play it down so there won't be a big hubbub about it since vt gets so salty every time there is new boys kek

hows the gta rp been so far? have the boys been having fun?

>>83760641
any chance that one of them is another flip?

>>83760927
I watched Hakka's POV, and he was having a ton of fun. It took him a bit of time to figure out what to do at the beginning, but he was really getting into it after the first hour or so.

>>83760705
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=Minister+of+Commerce

>>83760961
I would assume they realized Flips are a hit or miss and Jurard was big enough of a miss that they won't go for that anymore. Expect Europeans and Aussies

>>83761158
Anon, Jurard is the only member of his gen to break 100K subs. If anything, they'll probably hire more people like him.

>>83760927
Been pretty great fun what I've watched
They kind of struggle a bit at the start learning the controls and finding people but they pick it up

I'm losing interest in Axel because he won't stream

>>83761405
he streamed yesterday? how short is your attention span?

>>83761334
lol

>>83761334
The numbers don't matter if you bring in as much trouble as Jurard has, subscribers don't really matter especially when most of them won't even watch his streams they just wanna see if he fucks up

>>83761696
How has Jurard "caused trouble"? /vt/ seethed at him for two days, and it did absolutely nothing.

>>83761756
He gets bonked a lot, even in flesh.

>>83761334
kek, hi jutard

>>83761782
He got bonked mostly just for being too loud walking around Japan. Everyone who met him said he was incredibly shy in person.

>>83761756
Hakka hasn't stopped getting horny for him since he debuted

>>83761967
This is the only valid argument I've seen

>>83762089
FASTER

>>83761334
Nah. Ruze brings in twice as much in SC and he just hit 75k. Subs don't mean shit to a company.

Zero armada unity

>>83762089
you will never be able to wash out the pilot jizz

Sure sounds like a lot of commandments breaking in here

Kikes ITT

>>83762178
Stfu you want a dead thread again? Maybe close the tab.

>>83762234
if /mans/ died during sea hours it would be unironically good

>>83762129
I'm not saying the others don't do okay, but saying that Jurard has been a "big miss" is delusional.

We can smell if someone is a jew

>>83762275
Yeah, Jurard "hatemarketing is good" Rexford was a great hire KEK

Less Jews, more Juze

DEATH TO ALL SUBHUMANS

>>83762362
He’s doing perfectly fine, so yeah?

>>83762355
*Punts into gas chamber*

Anyways I wanna lick Leader's legs. Anyone else wanna lick Leader's legs?

>>83762461
Does he wash them first

i hope that if flay ever releases the X vn itll have a grooming route... it wont but one can dream

>>83762391
Your only defence for him is that he hit 100k subs

>>83762495
You getting groomed or X getting groomed

>>83762490
Do you want him to?

>>83762537
Yes, hygiene is important and I want him to smell like blueberries and rape

>>83762534
i want us to be able to groom the kid

>>83762386

>>83762567
Can he still smell like rape if he washes the rape off him? What is a rape-scented body wash?

>>83762502
No, my “defence” for him is he hasn’t actually caused much trouble at all. If you look at it without /vt/ brainrot he hasn’t really done anything that caused much trouble

>>83762495
probably some light platonic teasing, I will cope till it drops

>>83762679
There IS a plant called rapeseed. Dunno how it smells

>>83762617
Flayon dressup game...

>>83762461
Is he wearing underrwear here?

>>83762720
Rapeseed is the plant that canola was bred from (canola specifically refers to a low erucic acid food-grade variant of rapeseed). Take that as you will.

>>83762983
I too, would like leader's rapeseed inside me

>>83763082
>"You want what? That's...uhh, that's a really weird thing to want but ooookkaaaay! Just let me grab something really quick."
>He leaves and comes back with a bottle of canola oil, opening the bottle for you to drink

>>83762683
Naw mate, his twitter debut was horrid, his debut stream was even worse. Him believing in hatemarketing when that is something Holostars get without doing anything is beyond retarded

>>83763337
Again, none of this is “trouble”, it’s just you not liking him.

It's my headcanon that the guild has accidentally nutshotted each other 15 times during combat training

breastfeed machina x flayon

>>83763406
13 of those were bettel whipping himself in the nards "accidentally, as a bit"

>>83763472
The look on his face tells me he's gonna bite your nipples on purpose

>>83763603
GOD i hope so

>>83763472

>>83760927
Ranking the POV, it goes something like this
Ruze > Bettel >> Hakka >>> Tavi >= Shinri
However, Hakka was easily the best side character so far

>>83763782
EW

>>83763801
Hakka just running around as a monkey makes every situation funnier

>>83763801
That's cap. It should be Hakka > Ruze > butthole > Tavi >>>>>> Mama.

>>83763801
Ruze's escapades were great, literally everyone just went "government conspiracy? hell yeah"

breastfeed BY machina x flayon

>>83763864
>>>>>>>Mama.
How can we save Shinri from his autism

>>83764360
Be his sugar mommy and pay for a spacious apartment with flawless ISP

>>83764360
He just needs to practice, so letting him be cringe and awkward and learn from what the other people are doing around him is pretty much the only way.

Yatta doesn't make me feel very Yatta anymore

>>83764360
He accidentally spawned all the way over the north by himself and took more than 1 hour just to get to the city and then after 1 hour of interacting with other players his internet died

>>83764649
We are in the age of Flexkvjn

>>83765088
C'mon now anon, at least say Unchained

WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ

>>83763782
I will force Flayon to share Altare's big naturals with me

UNCHAIN UNCHAINED

>>83765266
OK OK

streams?

>>83763214
It's leader's canola oil, i swear

>>83765919
in my mouth

Orange retard doko?

>>83765919
Axel is depressed so he doesn't feel like streaming

>>83765266
MAKIN' NOISE MAKIN' NOISE MAKIN' NOISE

>>83766047
Too busy masturbating to >>83763782 , please understand

>>83766129
Understandable. I will wait for him to finish his gooning session.

I need to jack off to ruze

I need to jack off ruze

I need ruze

I ruze

>>83766063
He did a membership just yesterday dumbass.

>>83767425
Yeah, and that doesn't change anything I said.

You know that smell feet get after not being washed for a few days? I want to inhale Hakka's smelly feet and socks after a day of running errands

i miss hakkas early streams

i should marry machina x flayon

After the massive success of both hololive English concerts, I’ve been thinking about a hypothetical StarsEN concert in the US. Is the demand there? How quickly would it sell out? How big of a venue would it be? I heard the most recent holostars concert had a 3,000 person venue that sold out in minutes, so I’m sure StarsEN could manage the same if not better. And it definitely wouldn’t happen until after Armis’s 3D debuts.

I hope it’ll happen someday.

This probably gets asked daily, why aren't holostars/hololive more mixed?

Sorry I googled and wasnt really satisfied with the answers. Is it just like fans being upset their oshi is talking to a man?

Seeing the vesper memes recebtly reminded me hiw funny the vesper x kronii/bae memes were (crank dat soulja boy). And from what little ive seen from the jp side it seems like the male talents collab more with women from other agencies than their own? I could be wrong im still kinda new.

I miss awwtare

>

>>83745254
It is not of our concern.
It is not of our concern.
It is not of our concern.
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
Amen.

I love Shinri

>>83768317
hey

>>83768522
Ewwtare

Full Stars EN concert in Las Vegas Sphere

Full StarsEN orgy in Altare's studio

>>83768522
awwtare let me sniff your small butt ^q^

>>83768547
see this, what do

>>83768540
KILL YOURSELF
>>83768624
:3

>>83768043
I think they'd have to start with smaller events to test out interest and the boys like paid events at cons and such and considering we have 3 members that are allergic to karaoke, it'd all depend on the branch's motivations and if they even want to do that type of events outside of company events.

>>83768668
UOOOHHH ToT

>>83768547
I’ve been thinking about a hypothetical StarsEN concert in the US. Is the demand there? How quickly would it sell out? How big of a venue would it be? I heard the most recent holostars concert had a 3,000 person venue that sold out in minutes, so I’m sure StarsEN could manage the same if not better. And it definitely wouldn’t happen until after Armis’s 3D debuts.

I hope it’ll happen someday.

>>83755438
I was half hoping EN would be a part of it too but getting any exclusive merch would be a fucking pain.

>>83768632
I would get a fear boner

>>83768704
>we have 3 members that are allergic to karaoke
I know about GB, but who would the other two be? Can't be Shinri since the only reason he doesn't do more karaokes is because he lives with housemates

>>83768763
rumao

>>83768933
Is that still the reason? Then why doesn't he release covers instead since he would be able to coordinate recording sessions a lot easier

>>83769084
Covers take money and Shinri is poor and can't sing.

>>83768933
Jutard has only done 1 solo karaoke in his 9 months of career

>>83769194
He's not really opposed to doing it though? He sang during that tin can Armis collab one after like less than a minute of prodding.

>>83769162
He could do lower effort covers in membership which only need mixing and his voice

>>83769329
Why doesn't he do it more then? Even his first ever karaoke was locked behind a goal that took him half a year to reach and it was fricking unarchived

I remember mamas karaoke where he got wasted and had a great time, it was like watching a drunken uncle at a party I loved it

>>83769084
covers are an investment and he has the same problem as Altare in that he wants everything to be perfect or else he won't want it to be seen, though he knows it's an issue and is working on it. Probably doesn't help that he's seen his genmates lose money on cancelled covers.
He was talking about writing an original song recently and have it out next year, hope he's serious about it and goes through with it

>>83769521
It's obviously something he's not particularly confident about, and if you saw that karaoke, it's clear why.

>>83768043
3k seems fine for a start, sure in jp it sold out fast, but starsJP's fanbase is very high concentrated in japan, starsEN's fanbase is split over many countries and continents. i know that some overseas fans wanted to go to the concert too, but i think they are still a minority. don't know how many fans would be willing to fly to the US considering a fair amount comes from ID, and even US fans would have to fly over if they live on the opposite end of the US I assume

>>83769725
So he's allergic to karaoke

>>83768763
The worst thing about this is that it would certainly have to be on the West Coast. Too many damn Tempura live in faggot ass California alone
>t. Bostonian

ARMIS will get their outfits before Alttare
Axel will graduate before the next Mechabird collab
Tempus will get their concert before Jurard's next karaoke
Cabinet will debut, get their 3D and then get termianted before the boys stop jobbing

>>83767797
R

>>83767797
A

>>83768668
Awwtare is so cute
I want to bite his big head off

>>83769831
Not really. He seems fine with doing it in a group. He just gets nervous solo. Shinri was the same at the beginning but he got used to it after the first two or so where he needed to get drunk to get through it.

>>83769521
Flip karaoke standards are high and he's ashamed that he can't belt a highnote like most of his countrymen

>>83769771
Just make them in SEA countries like Singapore or Indo, that way the SEAfags or even TW and JPfags can access it easily, and NA... well a 2-3 days trip to some SEA hellhole wouldn't really make a dent to their 1st world country wallet, right?

>>83767797
P

>>83770300
Now you have to weigh the happiness of seeing our jobbers vs having to be near SEAniggers

>>83770300
not gonna happen, at least for the very first concert. you wanna sell merch and food too, and it's better to sort out the poorfags and only get the rich to attend the concert anyway. also cover has more knowledge now for organising concerts in US

>>83770212
That's the whole point of the initial post, in a concert you have to do solo performances and while Shinri lacks confidence mainly because of his voice Jurard's isn't bad at all. There's no way to build confidence besides just getting himself out there.

>>83769870
They've had like 5 different cons where the boys showed up. Those bitches can fucking fly their asses out to the Midwest or East Coast for a concert for a change.

aniki doko

Tavi GTA room up, in 7 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3WjfnxbmsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3WjfnxbmsU

>>83770820
He sang two songs solo during the group karaoke and was fine. My point is that even if he doesn't feel confident enough to do a full 1+ hour karaoke solo, he's perfectly fine singing a song or two by himself in a group stream. He'd be perfectly fine doing his part in a pre-recorded concert.

>>83770715
I don't think the holoEN concerts sold merch and food on-site?

>>83771011
oh? okay i thought it was a standard, but i guess I'm mixing that up with holofes. haven't attended many concerts in my life, but at least you could always buy light sticks or shirts there

>>83771159
Holofes is the concert yes but I think you're mistaking it for holoexpo, which is basically the official holopro annual convention, that's where they sell stuff like merch and food

Leader...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vglh890DrBI

>>83771340
ah yeah you're right. still think the first concert would/should be in the US. and I was wrong, because they have the holo "world" tour coming up with concerts in ID too, so it's definitely not out of the question. just think it would feel a bit eh for the US/EN fans to hold the first one in ID. not that I care because I can't go to any of them

What is the optimal way to rub an ear

>>83771676
With a warm cloth

>>83771676
with mouth

>>83771676
rubbing it with your tongue is optimal

>>83770300
Not every burger has the spare cash for overseas trips. I'd say it'd be a good idea, just don't expect a lot of non-SEA people other than the most diehard tempura.

their first concert being in SEA sounds awful death to all seafags

>>83771992
Even Jutard?

(You) arrive home and see this, what are you doing next?

>>83772090
give him cotton candy

>>83772090
Eww wtf is this thing?

>>83772090
i would hug_ and cuddle his little body

>>83771992
Kill seanigs, behead seanigs, use their heads as sex toys

>>83772150
A raccoon.

>>83772042
Especially Jutard

I hope the Da Monki vs. Sir Bartholomew Dungus feud continues.

>>83772276
Fun fact: Having sex with Jutard counts as rape and bestality because you can't legally have sex with the retarded or animals

>>83772341
>the retarded
that's just all of starsen bois

>>83772341
fun fact i do not want to be near jutard and his monkey diseases

>>83772530
Understandable, thank you for not raping animals anon

I think Flayon should cover gigantic OTN and Hakka should cover sad girl sex

>>83772214
You want holostars to lose half of their fanbase?

>>83772879
Seanig rapedeath is objectively hilarious. It also sounds like a cool band name

>>83771676
With my dick

>>83772876
No
I still think they should cover this though https://youtu.be/bpQfB6NgYao

>>83772876
most of the older lewd len songs would be great to see him cover, would absolutely kill me

>>83772214
are sea sisters so bad? only ever heard that males are cancer, so only kill them?

>>83773194
Excluding women is sexist, rapedeath for all

>>83772214
Even Jutard?

>your broshi
>your mental / health issue

>>83773297
Especially Jutard

>>83773355
Ruze
4chan

>>83773355
>hakka
>social anxiety and depressed

>>83773297
You don't want to insert your schlong into his trachea from bottom of his neck and open his mouth so the cum flies out of his maw like dragon fire?

>>83773355
>Octavio
>imposter syndrome

>>83773355
>altare
>body dysmorphia

>>83773355
Don't have one.
Anxiety and depression
;___;

>>83772876
they should just cover any giga song and cater specifically to me tbdesu

>>83773355
>Axel
>Autism, anxiety, depression

It's been 2 years and I still don't understand what a broshi is supposed to be

>>83773613
anon you have to be actually good at something to have impostor syndrome

>>83774033
Maybe like a platonic feeling for oshi and you see them as a bro

>>83773355
>Altare
>Anxiety

>>83774033
People who are funny and entertaining and you could share with the homies (that aren't giggling airhead women)
i.e. a normal streamer

>Fall Guys in ERB schedule
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR UNITY?!?!?!?! DON'T FORGET TO THANK BETTEL

>>83774622
I don't have many friends who are men so idk if this would even work..

>>83773355
> Shinri
> GAD

>>83774622
so a parasocial relationship?

>>83774751
The gender ratios of my friends are skewed slightly towards male. Part of the reason I hang out with other Stars fans IRL is because I want to talk to other women more

>>83774939
Wrong picture dammit

>>83774939
I have zero clue why this post gave me confidence to ask a IRL friend if they wanted to hang out as we haven't hung out for a while. So thanks?

>>83774934
Yes, that's how it is with any person you follow but don't know directly

>>83774939
>stars fans irl
where do you find these

>>83775234
serious answer is through cons and meet ups. more serious answer you got to kidnap people and brainwash them into liking our loveable retards

>>83774939
Idk how to explain but in a way men scare me,like I can talk to them but it's easier at times when other friends are women even if not always in common but they understand more of girl stuff yknow ._.. I really wasn't a person with much friends to begin with anyways. That's good you got people who like watching vtubers

>>83775322
I prefer women but most my friends are men. Probably have more nonbinary friends than women friends.

>>83773429
hey, same

>>83775234
Cons mainly, and then exchanging socials
>>83775133
No problem hope it goes well

>>83774081
Don't do this to me anon..I already doubt myself enough

>>83775234
definitely NOT at EU cons that's for sure, at least I haven't met any so far

>>83774033
It's the same as an oshi except you're a straight male who refuses to admit you're a fan of male vtubers

>>83775437
""_"" oh I see, I don't really know many people who are nb and stuff so I wouldn't know. I probably wouldn't really understand them either to be honest lol

>>83775548
>Yurop
My condolences

>>83775626
I mean that's sounds stupid...

>all these anons have friends irl
Must be nice

>>83775747
I mean if it makes you feel better I don't really have that many and out of the two they don't even really talk to me anymore.

>>83775548
unfortunately im a EU fan too... but im holding out hope that now i have some wearable tempus merch i can maybe catch the attention of a tempura out in the wild

i'm happy i don't have stars fans as irl friends, because i would be scared that if i lose interest in stars the friendship would end. i have many phases with "stars burnout" and i quit watching for a while, so yeah

>>83775659
You and me both. I don't know or care to understand that shit
>>83775747
Its not too late anon. Find places that have common interests and interact with the people there

>>83774622
I wouldn't recommend vtubers to any of my friends because most of them are normies, and I've already shared all of tempus + ruze with the one who likes anime. He does indulge all my autistic ramblings and even tells me when he meets other Tempura in the wild.

>>83775880
I mean then those people were not your true friend....just only having one hobby and moving on to something else is a normal thing.

>>83775865
fingers crossed for you anon. i went to cons with my hakka and Kiara shirts on and no one approached me, except some artist booth girl that complimented my shirt

Regis Altare is all i need
Regis Altare is my big brother
Regis Altare is my little brother
Regis Altare is my daughter
Regis Altare is my son
Regis Altare is my bestfriend
Regis Altare is my boyfriend
Regis Altare is my wife
Regis Altare is my kidnapper
Regis Altare is my killer

>>83775886
(;∀; ) ye lol

>>83776066
He sees other Tempura in the wild??? I'm jealous, is this at cons or legit outside

>>83775880
Normal people would understand and you would simply not share a hobby anymore and continue your friendship as normal
>>83776196
He travels a lot and goes to a lot of cons

>>83775747
I have friends, but the only one into StarsEN is the type that has 10 oshi marks and keeps up with them less than I do.
Unexpectedly, one of my friends in his mid 30's did a bit of VTubing after becoming a fan of Aruran and did Warhammer mini painting handcams.

>>83776501
>Aruran
PASTA POWER AAAAAAA

was gta fun? never really understood the appeal, but maybe i will give it a watch

>>83776634
Monki was kino

>>83776501
How do you have 10 oshis???

>>83776634
The appeal is them playing a character and getting up to wacky and wild hijinks with some randoms
It's good, even Bettel's streams from before

>>83776634
Yeah, it was different from the gang focused servers that Axel and RPR were on before. This one was mostly RP without focus on actual game features, unless you count accidental kino from people jobbing the controls.

>>83776728
If you are a whore

>>83776728
people who hakooshi

>>83776728
That's why I mentioned that I somehow kept up better with StarsEN than they did, including their oshis. I guess Octavio's terrible at hyping up his own stuff if casuals aren't aware of all of it.

>>83776111
I feel like I've met you at a con. Did you get a M&G with hakka

>>83777168
definitely not. did any holopro talent ever have a M&G at a EU con?

>>83776634
I enjoyed watching Hakka's POV. It was a lot of this: https://youtu.be/Oa2GU1Y5r_k?t=4904

>>83776728
clipnigs tend to oshi a lot of people

>>83777321
Fuck. Now i know there's TWO people with that oshi combo

>>83776962
Idk hakooshi teach me definition

>>83777568
hakka coochie

>>83777568
GOOGLE

>>83777036
Idk to me having one oshi is because you really resonate with that person and enjoy watching them the most. I like a lot of different Vtubers but it's hard to say all of them are that

>>83775437
The nonbinaries are women though

>>83776962
It's not the case for my friend, but would have been funnier if it was since she dropped Bettel and now has 9.

>>83777670
No, they're nonbinary

>>83777598
Okkk I understand it now.

>>83777750
Yeah delusional women