/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>836315
Stream onion, I miss your long apex streams

This is her order. Get it for her now.

>>837057
here ya go fuckin onion

>>837057
D-did she really order this...

>>837057
My cute onion can’t be this disgusting!

>>837057
What the fuck, that sounds absolutely disgusting.

>>837057
And then she complains about her weight

>>837057
got it, will update you guys in a bit
it's a Tall so not *too* bad, but it's still 300 calories

>>837647
>>837646
>>837604
>>837576
>>837560

>>837705
>300 calories
That’s two fucking cans of coke

>>837057
CUTE

>>837057
I have so many questions for my cute little autistic onion.

God I really miss her daily streams

>Gamer Maid

>>837057
>green tea frappuchino
wtf

>>837952
>tfw no gamer maid that wakes you up in the morning and then proceeds to use all your bandwidth to play apex and make a mess with all of her red bull cans

>>837705
What's the sugar though anon

>>837705
How much sugar in it? That's what we wanna know.

>>837057
>>837705
holy shit, that was terrible kek

the taste was what i imagine coming from deepthroating a unicorn load: viscous sugary sweetness punctuated by vaguely chocolate sandy grit and grassy matcha (presumably from cleaning his horsedong with a bush). after you finish it, there is the frothy residue that is the extra whip, making you take off the top and mime the act of jerking someone off in order to get it to sloppily drip down into your mouth

aqua, you can do better...

i think i'm getting a migraine, so i'm going to lay down for a while

>>838012
>>838068
44g of carbs

>>838485

>>838485
I'm literally dying of laughter now thank you anon

>>838485

>>838485
>Drinks one of these, one or 2 cans od redbull, eats like a dumpster, plays apex all the evening, goes to sleep just after eating
How did I get 1 kg in only a day chat? That's impossible!!!

>>838485
>You arrive at Aqua's place with her Green Tea Frappuccino with chocolate sauce, chocolate chips, with more whipped cream, in a tall size
>You enter her house and follow the directions that lead to her room
>You stop outside of her door
>Protocol states you cannot speak to Aqua, touch Aqua, or even see Aqua. You begin to wrap the blindfold over your eyes before you knock on her door
>Her voice answers your knocks
>She's busy at the moment and cannot come to the door
>She makes an exception because you are her favorite and allows you in her room to bring her her order
>Carefully, you take your first step forward
>The smell of day old Redbull immediately hits your nostrils and overwhelms everything else in her room
>As you shuffle forward, your foot strikes an empty can that was left on the floor and rolls away
>An embarrassed Aqua sheepishly apologizes for the mess you cannot see, but can very well feel
>You extend your hands cupping her Green Tea Frappucino with chocolate sauce, chocolate chips, with more whipped cream, in a tall size
>Aqua thanks you for the drink
>You feel two warm, soft hands only just graze yours.
>You want to continue holding this Green Tea Frappuccino with chocolate sauce, chocolate chips, with more whipped cream, in a tall size, for just a bit longer
>In this moment, you are experiencing the closest you will ever come to holding Aqua's hand
>Just before you're able to truly appreciate what is happening, Aqua pulls away with her Green Tea Frappuccino with chocolate sauce, chocolate chips, with more whipped cream, in a tall size
>She thanks you once again and bids you farewell
>You shuffle your feet backwards, careful not to trip on another empty can of Redbull, and exit her room
>The door closes and the locks go on
>You remove the blindfold and sigh
>You make your way to the exit of the house feeling confident that you'll meet her again soon

>>838485

>>837057
Is it bad I like it?

>>837772

>>837647
What weight? She's literally a halfling.

>>839417
pain peko....

>>839417
I was expecting degenerate shit but found pain, good work anon

>>839417
>implying an autist like Baqua has the assertiveness to make anyone delivering to her wear a blindfold

>>838485
Thank you for trying it so nobody else needs to

>>837772
fuck yeah punch her in the gut afterwards

>>837705
I'm more curious about how much grams of sugar is that

>>838485
You know it actually looks kinda good from the picture, and I always thought the green tea frappo was really only pretty mild in flavor so chocolate wouldn't really mess it up.

But yeah, I can also see how it'd be too much because of the combination fo the green tea + choco syrup. It's probably like a double load of how much was supposed to be in there, and those things are already ultra-sweet as they are normally.

>>838485
It's with regular chocolate sauce, not white chocolate mocha sauce anonchama. It's basically a chocolate+tea flavor and you instead made a green tea one with extra sugar, as the white chocolate sauce doesn't taste like much besides sweet and cream.

Go back and do it properly next time.

>>841645
sorry friend, they did not have an option for regular choco sauce in the app :(
maybe i will do it in person next time (if ever kek)

>>841477
44g sugar anon

>>836315
Did anyone redraw this but with hololive?

>>841645
based akutan

>>842338
Who would be who?

>>842601
>The Awesome = Botan or Mori
>TGWNE = Gura
>The Gay = Matsuri
>The Power = Noel
>The Fire Power = Flare
>The Sissy = Luna maybe
>The Bastard = Shion

>>842859
I will try to do it for you because I can’t sleep anyway

>>836315
FREEDOM SMILE

>>838485
Outstanding way with words. It physically looks nice but I could see the flavors being too much. Especially with white chocolate added in but you explained why that was.

>>843358
FREEDOM SMILE

>>842859
Will continue it tomorrow and make Aqua the sissy to make it Aqua related. I hope it’s how you imagined it

ongion

>>837952
>Super Idol Gamer Neko Maid

>>844524
l'oignon

>>847151
Au pas camarade

>>842338
>>844481
>the guy with no ears

>>842859
>TGWNE
>not Kanatan

>>839524
everytime i see a suisei post in an aqua thread
that fucking rrat lol

https://twitter.com/vyolfers/status/1361912421347061764?s=21

>>836315
I miss you Aqua.
Come home soon

>>837999
IT HURTS
IT HURTS
IT HURTS
IT HURTS
IT HURTS

>>838485
Your sacrifice won't be forgotten

>>856266
She's having trouble setting up the streaming rig on her new second PC, last I checked.

>>837576
>>837604
No it was a joke about how hard it would be order some shit at Starbucks so she doesn't do it.

The amount of MeAqua Fanart that’s still being made surprises me

>>842859
>>852947
>no ears
>powerful voice
>love their friends
>have dragon as companion
Kanata is rob

>>838485
True fan right here
https://youtu.be/EV78exDFWrQ?list=LL

>>857539
Tbh they're both on the based side so I don't mind at all.

>>859282
Like a cat stuck in an awkward place

Matsuris is living the dream https://youtu.be/dXvoNX_sO2I

>>862260
I wonder if aqua copped a feel

>>857539
Both of them still like all the art on twitter so it's not like they're discouraging it. I'm sure they still talk in private but don't bring it up on streams for reasons.

>>864147
It’s not that I think they aren’t friends anymore, it’s just that I’m surprised that the ship still is popular despite them not collabing

>>864548
Probably a lot of artists that were drawing it months ago and just didn't stop.

>>865444
I wish I could be as passionate about something as they are

>>862260
cruel duck just watch as aqua was being violated
wtf

Aqua Stream tomorrow

>>838485
It cures autism tho

anyone got that clip of aqua in fall guys giggling

>>854504
elaborate anon

>>878545
Best I can do is an original stream (1:57:34 if the link doesn't work).
https://youtu.be/G78DLSUPG_M?t=7051

>>881106
The demented copypasta where you're Aqua's boyfriend and Suisei wins the MK tournament then proceeds to fuck you in front of Aqua while she cries.

>>881552
now comes in a 2-pack with
>divine seiso pussy
!

>>837057
Still not as disgusting as Flare's pizza

>>837057
>H-Hey Aqua, they ran out of your favorite, but I got you this instead. It's just as good, if not better. I promise...

>>884579
>Aqua tries to punch you
>her shit diet causes her body to run out energy from the sheer exertion of standing and her legs buckle, causing her to fall
>on the ground she pitifully reaches over for the drink you got her, muttering a muffled "thank you" as she begins to tear up

>>872911

>>884628
whyboner

Finally back to Apex after about 3 weeks, just starting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taIGVZoKNzk

>>886757
RICHARD

>>843606
FREEDOM SMILE

>>886757
Holy shit that rest did her good

>>889246
The fight at the end is crazy. She hard carried that team wtf.

>>889246
Her new gaming chair is pretty epic.

But for real the 2PC setup and her new computer + monitor seems to be helping. It's very stable on both the stream and her end and she can hit her shots a lot better.

>>889246
I missed it......

>>884628
>Aqua
>getting actually angry over something like that
>not spaghettiing the fuck out
0/10 not realistic

Sometimes I wonder if she's an autismo or drooling retard, but I love her all the same.

>>889876
>drooling
*SLURP*

>>889926
https://youtu.be/oivXQLvu1-M

>>889876
She’s an autistic mouthbreather
and that’s okay because she’s still cute and I want to cuddle with her

What are her new pc's specs?

>>890379
we'll have to wait until minecraft stream
which won't be soon I get the feeling she's out of ideas

>>890379

>>890444
THICC

>>890444
but is her case black?
this is important

>>890499
her room is permanently dark, it is not important

>>890444
>get a 5950
>don’t get a 3090
Smdh

>>890499
Probably yes

>>890522
I am pretty sure it's a choice of retail models in stock. Fucking miners.

>>890600
>miners
At this point it’s not even them, it’s scalping subhumans
Scalping should be a felony and the punishment should be getting literally scalped

>>890499
>loves Kirito
Yes.

>>890638
online retail should at least fight bots
how hard can it be to put request throttling, queues and captcha on online shopping?
>>890655
Did mom let her buy that sword or not? Did she get new credit cards or not?

>>890671
aqua could buy anything she wants if she managed her own money

>>890737
>f she managed her own money
joke is, she's not
she lost her ID & cards a while, got her mom angry and since then her money are managed for her kek
idk if that changed or not since then

>>890671
I don’t really get why they can’t just
>limit purchases to 2 at one time
>add captcha to the process
And they can raise the price a couple dollars and I’d be happy to pay that

>>890797
onyon...

>>890818
She’s a based retard, what do you expect?

>>890797
How do you lose your cards and ID? Isn’t it normal to double check if you have your important stuff

>>890807
The explaination is simple: they're very happy with getting rid of stock quickly and don't really give a fuck about end customers.
I hope both Nvidia and AMD crash their GPU market once crypto tanks. They deserve it for not even trying to diversify the market between gamers that reared their companies and miners.

>>890832
Like, carry it in one wallet and lose it?

What’s with all these autistic purges
Has a janny had too many fermented hotpockets tonight?

>>890522
Maybe she will buy a 3090 when it’s easier to get one and sell her 3080 or give it to one of her friends/coworkers

>>891141
>"h-hey so I've got this 3080 gpu
>"suuuuuuuuu"
>"nvm"

>>890522
I extremely doubt the girls except for Botan know or care about these stuff, They just get pre built machines by cover.

>>891327
I would totally buy Baqua’s 3080 even with her slobber on it!

>>891401
I would pay extra for Aqua’s slobber

>>891434
I forgot to add that I’d pay MSRP for it but yeah I agree

>>838485
Toasting in epic bread. Y'all better put me in the fucking screenshot, or else.

>>891374
>by cover.
hahahahaha

>>881464
feels like it was yesterday.
it was half year ago...

>>891671
This isn't the epic bread.
>>884657
This is.

>>893641
>two in a day
My mans that's the two for one special... there's something in the air lately, I swear...

Do you think that Aqua will play Undertale?

>>897184
Doesn't strike me as her kind of game, but she did say one of her goals for 2021 was trying games she doesn't usually play like RPGs, so who knows.

There are those who claim that Aqua is dumb.

What did she do to warrant that descriptor?

>>904055
Natural airhead.

Also she scored only 1 point on Choco's quiz. Still the lowest among all quiz takers even with Gen 5's debut.

https://youtu.be/O8v5S1nhKzo
9M soon, my inner numberfag is happy.

>>904694
Based
She did a really good cover, I want more Baqua singing

>>904055
I don't think stupid or low IQ is actually the right way to describe her, it's more like she's just really ignorant about most topics that she does not care about and of course she's really autistic too, so she can't score well in quizzes or answer a lot of simple questions that most people would know.
That all makes it easy to just brand her as a complete drooling retard.

>>873201
Aqua is a clear example of the opposite.

>>905432
She just didn’t drink enough of it yet

https://streamable.com/nm9198

I can't believe that a brainlet child would be able to go to the hololive auditions from wherever she lives, actually pass them and become one of the most successful idols in hololive.
There has to be something inside this adorable autist's head

hmm

>>912221
>This is the first thing Aqua says to you when you first meet her

this is what you like
https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4 (embed)
you freak you find girls like this attractive
https://files.catbox.moe/gzk5if.webm (embed)
bet you sit out side of special ed schools for women like this
https://streamable.com/zcrpii
you are a man attracted to Crayola eating retards
https://streamable.com/jb3ad4

>>905280
That and the fact that she drools like a retard.

>>917079
Yes.

>>837057
She’s getting water and she’s gonna like it.

>>917079

>>837057
>matcha
>chocolate
matcha is only good if it's paired with milk or white chocolate

>>917079
As long as she leaves me the red crayons I can deal with it. The red ones taste the best.

We've seen her Live2D model with its mouth closed before. I'm almost certain she actually just sits there like an idiot 80% of the time with her drooling gap making a mess over the keyboard

>>918867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rd1VQXNDAs

>>891374
Cover isn’t supplying them, that’s for sure. It’s mostly pre-built machines.

>>918867
If you see her Home3D streams, she does have her mouth open, but not to the same degree as her 2D model.
She isn't going full retard, but she's definitely a mouthbreather.

>>917079
Thank you for making me love my retarted daughter even more

>>925149
haha

>>919399
she sounds like a dog

Sorry for the weird question, but I didn't know that conversation decks exist before I saw holos talk about it. Do they actually prepare things like that before they talk to people, or is that a meme?
I may be autistic, but I thought that really is a genius way to improve conversation flow in collabs between people who don't know each other well.

>>912221
CUTE!

Just Sitting one the ball

>>927723
on*

>>837057
>>837705
>>838485
never change, 4channel

>>925149
How does Aqua even function alone without her handler?

>>926396
Yes they obviously prepare topics for some planned collab streams and zatsudans in advance to not make things silent and awkward. Depending on the game they may do it for game streams too so they aren't just silently placing blocks in Minecraft for example.
Aqua usually has some stories prepared for her Apex streams as well to make it more interesting.

>>928668
I think every member is in charge of wrangling her

>>842243
(not him but)
>44g sugar
jesus that's way more than the usual intake all day

God I love this awkward autist of a baachua.

>>931157
Who doesn't? She's so adorable