/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>83662826
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>83662826
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Unchained may be unchained, but keep doing your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>83662829
AMEN

I love my cat dog raccoon seal little brother son husband so much

>>83662829
Amen.

>>83662829
AAAAAAAAAHmen

help

>>83663147
I hope you get torns to shreds

>>83663147
Rapekkitos...

I hate gavis bettel so much it's unreal (ugly lazy whore that takes his fans for granted)

>>83663547
I wish he would take advantage of me

love love LOVE my bird wife

>>83663547
stop posting about yourself

SHINRI I LOVE YOU

>>83663588
Dummy... he already does every time you watch him while he cries how bad he doesn't wanna do this and doesn't wanna stream...

>>83663547
I take it he hasn't shared the menshi link for the animated Unchained files like he said he would

Right where I am now, with low mobile data speed, there is a beach resort named Octopussy. Was about to take a photo of it but I forgot. I'm somewhere on an island near Eastern Visayas

>>83664402
>Octopussy Bungalow Beach Resort
I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND I'M GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS OCTOPOSSE

>>83663796
no, and he's likely to be soooooooooooo tired after GTA rp tomorrow that he cancels guitar menshi again, and there's not been a peep about T3 rewards for the month either.

excruciating slow, sensual sex and constant edging with Obsidian Ruze

>>83663147
Hakkitos have no taste

>>83663673
Go to bed, hakka

>>83664495
the T3 rewards will be the Unchained files and you will take it

I miss my son. I need an awwtare stream to happen again. :(

>>83663648
R

>>83663547
>>83664495
Do Bettelion have Stockholm syndrome? They're always crying about Bettel in this thread but never drop him

>>83665545
yes

>>83665545
when he's on his game, he's the best entertainment anyone could be. when he doesn't perform well, i want to cave his skull in with an ice pick 270 times.

>>83665856
> he's the best entertainment anyone could be
lol lmao even

>>83665545
I'm the first you quoted and no I dropped him months ago though I'm just continually shocked what a lazy pos he is

>>83665545
I dropped him a while ago once I saw Jurard also doing the boyfailure act and realized how unfunny it was.

>aug19 lore drop
>gta rp coming
>cover coming
>sims saturday is back
>thread still shits on him

>>83666258
if only he had done all that without constantly crying how much he hates his job "spit"

>>83666258
am I supposed to praise him for doing the bare minimum?

>>83666258
those were good streams and projects YESTERDAY. the clown hasn't done anything good for me RIGHT NOW

>>83666258
WOW! and it only took him almost a whole year of dragging his feet to finally start making content! Too bad he has to bring his brother on almost weekly still. Too little, too late.

who is the most sexual Ruze

>>83666468
quince would absolutely be a dancer for hire, flaming pink faggot

Why did Bettel make Vesper into a vampire in the sims?

>>83663648
A

I miss the longkito poster

The new snow white is looking kinda zesty

I MISS BANCHOU!!!!!

Shinri's hair is actually a wig.

>>83667415
what he look like without the wig?

>>83667549
Baldri

>>83585065
lmao. Good. I wish total death on all nijifans.

>>83667705
Tempusanji unity only grows stronger >:3

Diez horas de DD2

>>83667983
oh please. everyone's shitting on millie in that thread. are you blind? or are you a nijisister that needs to be raped or killed?

>>83668008
why do you care what the thread says about her? Most importantly da boiz loves niji bros

>>83668118
Kill yourself, before I do it for you.

>>83668157
CHU~

>>83668047
I DON'T LIKE!!!

>>83668344
Fuck off nijinigger

Leader love

>>83668594
This is all his fault btw

>>83668606
leader is /here/?

>>83668606
His fault that this cultare loves him?

>>83668606
it could be worse. at least he hates women and won’t bring them on our territory.

>>83668717
This one loves him too

>10hr 35 ruze
>GTA VTRP tomorrow

>>83668717
yes

>>83669233
Horrible. He deserves jail

>>83668717
Always

>>83668823
>>83669233
>>83669453
What did he do to make you love him?

>>83669411
Been there

>>83668980 (Me)
>schedule already
STONKS
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1827678237444513971

>>83669545
Love me

>>83669685
What is ruze teasing?

>>83669545
He cute

>>83669926
my cock

>>83669926
GET READY ROLEPLAYERS

>>83670662
IN JUST OVER SIX HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZM5CqQj4E

aniki on the menshi telly :3 Mad Dogz never sleep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZO1sx_fBjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZO1sx_fBjU

>>83670749
MY BOY IS ON THE GRIND HE LOVES US

>>83670890
he will be on the GTA server later in the day JST, not in a few hours. he’s excited to go crazy balls to the wall without jp server courtesy autism in his way

Grounded never again...

>more rpr axel interaction on the horizon
>outside of an fps
finally a reason to use this thread again, I haven’t been here since the glory days of tempus at full strength

>>83671540

axel's stories always makes me crave for a family

>>83671990
HAVE SEX

I miss Shinri horror streams. Is he not going to play the bathhouse game?

>>83672022
I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER

>>83672083
Subnautica spam until its done, plus GTA and 7DTD with the boys. He’ll probably keep horror for october at this point.

>>83671990
>>83672022
Axel Syrios, inheritor of Abe’s legacy..

G R A D U A T I N G

I’m a leaker, come fucking get me asshole

>>83672339
Post the image

>>83672485

>>83672566
Not that one negroid

>>83672420
>buttfuckcorp
I didn't know Axel was gay

>>83672597

Axel is already married
He got babytrapped

>>83672663
why is his face facing left when the head is facing right

Me too Axel, me too... Can't remember math for shit anymore

>>83672179
No...

>>83672597
I-I don't have it...

i was about to gush how axel makes me want to squish his cheeks because he is a stupid cute fuck and then he fucking burbs in my ear

>>83672881
REAL axel boyfriend experience. i hope gorexolotl’s intestines fetish extends to gas

holy fucking based I forgot how much I enjoy Axel

>wants to name his child after the first murderer

please come back i will forgive you for being cockhungry menhera whores

i'm gonna babytrap axel

>>83672881
KEK

>>83673317
finally he'll have a family to dote on

>>83672700
yeah, me

https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1827709264720506908
Maestro schedule!

axel will never be a dog
and will never get leglocked

>>83673362
He puts in way too much effort into these tagalog karaokes, they are not worth it at all

>>83669685
>>83673362
>multi days break
What are they planning...?

>>83673388
Fucking watch me.

>>83673388
Only one of these is true

>watching ALGS and seeing holostars auditions open advertisement pulled aniki in

>>83673409
Maybe he just wants to sing

>>83673435
Three day sex with each other

>>83673362
>octalks with hakka
YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE

I now understand why some people get the urge to rape the boys

>>83673859
real

>>83670749
Tavi GTA in 7.5 hrs, looks like Ruze might be first in by himself. Will be fun to see him bounce off randoms he knows at least one or two of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpb17Ukt7jU

>>83673409
I've kinda fallen off on watching Octavio just out of the amount of flip-specific shit I don't get. He has a bad habit of assuming all of his viewers are SEA when he's making cultural jokes.

>>83673983
kys

>>83674028
There are 155+ people in the server, everybody knows somebody. Shinri knows a good few handfuls of these women, I hope the koinicorn necks itself.

>7 day to die soon

>>83673936
Good.

to any flipanons /here/ in this thread who live in davao, stay safe. fuck quiboloy and his cult

Why do flips feel the need to blogpost

>Med student RP
We finally have a healer?

hehe we are cooking

Jurard x Liz collab doko?

>>83674457

>>83673362
Nice! Haktavio collab

>>83674482
I'mma collab your cheeks

>>83674354
I used to be really into GTARP I'm kinda looking forwards to this

to any flipanons /here/ in this thread who live in davao, I hope you die

I'm just happy I would finally be able to understand Axel playing GTARP

to any flips, die.

>>83674687
esl

>>83674777
you do know that almost every gtarp he ever played was in japenese right? the VCR gta server

>>83675022
you made a typo lmao

jwu what the fuck is this thread, did /mans/ sync periods again?

>>83675155
It's all the machiroons' fault. Explode.

>>83675155
my period just ended though

>>83675308
Mine too

>>83675065

>>83675286
and people say mechabirbo is a myth

>>83675286
don't worry anon, the time is soon with otome machibo on the horizon

>>83675378
I don't like that he's smiling

>>83675536
Nah, Hakka is an axelotl

>>83675754
no he is a sorawrity

Sex?

>>83675971
sweaty and baby making sir!

>>83675971
Yeah?

>>83674354
he isn't hiding it anymore. fuck nyfco for that.

>>83676265
cute blue onahole :3

>>83675971

Why does /mans/ think about only sex and baby making? Where are the platonic fantasies?

>>83675971
Best I can do is masturbation

>>83676495
ERB pegging Bettel (platonic)

>>83676495
that is the only thing they are good for

>>83676289
>debuted with a scan of his brain

>>83676289
I don't think he ever was hiding why he has a certain amount of anatomy knowledge

>>83676971
but it only started after the leaks on nyfco

>Your brain on doxxfagging

>>83677064
Was the leak right around debut? He had a menshi early on where he drew bones while naming them

>>83676495
>>83676495
I fantasize about taking care of Axel all the time, letting him take a nap using my thighs as a pillow, petting his hair and coax him to take a proper nap. Cleaning his eyes when his allergies makes them itchy so he won't scratch them to the point he bleeds. Going to watch his ballgames and cheer him on and complimenting him after the game.

>>83677112
days after that.

>>83677112
Not just "around" debut, literally in his debut he says he is a scholar of anatomy and lists off a bunch of body parts

i think flayon should impregnate me

>>83677198
ew, too lewd

>>83677354
My bad

>>83676495
I fantasize about being altare's tiger mom

>>83677250
This. Octavio never hid it.

>>83677599
Why do you wanna be the mom of Altare's tiger?

>>83676495
Well, sometimes I do wonder how nice it would be to have Hakka as a big brother.

>>83676495
niji refugees and their habits

>>83677737
So he can ride me. Don't Koreans consider tigers lucky?

>>83676495
/mans/ is full of women now and i am the last straight male left in this thread. help me

>>83678527
Not so fast *sodomizes you*

>>83678527
R

>>83678140
Mans has always been horny

>>83678948
If anything, we're less horny now without the vesties.

>>83678527
Not so fast faggot, I've been here since day one.

Leader is dying again...no...

>>83679402
he should suck cock and drink the semen
for the protein
noct and rpr cock ideally

>>83679402
Lazy

>>83679402
Hakka needs to be stopped

IT IS SUNDAY. CONFESS YOUR SINS /MANS/.

>>83679842
i shit on the boys /here/ just for fun. I actually love them with all of my heart.

She's right. I like Jurard. Loud really does = funny sometimes.
https://x.com/jurawrs/status/1827580408604819799/

>>83679842
i sometimes jerk off to people other than flayon and then i feel bad about it, also i really want to puke in his mouth

>>83679842
||i only like flayon's streams when he's not collabing||

>>83679842
I was able to recognize falseflaggers/schizos itt along with which fanbase they belong and I have an intense urge to schizo post about their oshis but then my meds hit and I remember there's overlap and I might hurt a fan that also likes my oshi so I've used all my sanity to follow our commandments.

>>83680250
RETARD

>>83680250
>roons are discordfags
makes sense

>>83679402
He's saving his voice for the next nijicollab

>>83680080
Make the left side blank cause no one likes Octavio

>>83679842
I'm about to have a sin of murder by stabbing a g*ra cosplayer in 5 minutes.

>>83676495
platonic fantasies are more gay than sexual ones

Shinri if you're /here/: please RP as literally anything else other than a cowboy. I beg of you. You can find something else to RP as, I believe in you.

>>83681267
Yeee-haw partner what do we have here in this big city

>>83665137
Why would you make him sleep on a naked mattress

So what are we expecting from the RP?
>Axel
Jessy Pinkman, specially with RPR around
>Octavio
Already said he's a medicine student
>Ruze
Grumpy trailer park redneck
>Bettel
French director yada yada
>Hakka
spic taxi driver
>Shinri
YEEEEHAW

>>83681267
I want him to rp as a mom. He needs to show the world why he's our mama and not gibby.

>>83681925
Ruze will bring out Azure

>>83682143
Azure as a pimp who whores Hakka out to the other boys

>>83679842
I mute streams when the boys talk about being nice to their family members or about how nice it is to have a family of their own someday.

>>83681925
Axel is looking to only be around people he already know, probably not doing a cooking bit

Do (You) know your eagle trivia?

>>83682306
>>83682444
was that panel fun with just those two?

>>83682306
How do i groom this possible cutie

>>83682385
What part of rpr being in did you not understand?

>>83684636
Probably the one where I watched Axel's menshi

>>83684001
>virgin stance
just rape him and he will say sorry and thank you

>>83684001
Leave him alone

>>83685126

>>83686540
>selfcest king
Jurard does come off as someone who would suck his own dick if he could

>>83679842
I say I masturbate to all the boys but in reality I only do it to 2 of them, and no one will truly know which ones.

>>83687501
Who wouldn't?

>>83687501
the true selfcest king is flayon he already has multiple versions of himself

>>83687808
If you want to play that game, technically it'd be Ruze since he has the Ruzebow...

>>83687802
Sucking your own dick does not feel like getting your dick sucked, it feels like sucking dick

Terminate Jutard Doxxford

>>83687973
get out of here bettel 2

>>83687973
Wannabe holostar

>>83687973
B2WNBAH

>>83687973
An unsightly leech...
A great parasite looms!
Ahh... Bettel2 the Boring is coming.
Have mercy... Spare us of your presence...

>>83687876
this is making me think about ruze variants x flayon variants and now i want to see x getting his shota ass destroyed by obsidian ruze

>>83687808
>>83687876
They're both different flavors of selfcest, Ruze is a gangbang of schizophrenia while with Flayon you get to fuck every version of himself. Both are mine btw.

>>83688506
>shotaX and obsidian
Hot

I liked the Freaky Friday bodyswap selfcest concept. Jurard is too M to fuck himself.

regis altare status?
altaretomos status?

Would altare fuck his own nui?

>>83689076
was too rough on him last night, sorry >>83679402

>>83688884
rurex scenarios are always so ooc for ruze, it's almost like they only watch jurard

RUZE ON THE VTRP TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZM5CqQj4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZM5CqQj4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZM5CqQj4E

Fastest one from Tempus to die in GTA?

>>83692890 (Me)
Oh yeah and Armis too I guess

>>83692890
Shinri will have bad luck and he will get RDM'd

Is Ruze using reverb for his character's inner monologue kek

Ruze is going to make Roose accidentally say something racist but its just normal for southern people to say it and I will die laughing when it happens.

Is Ruze trying to RP as Forrest Gump

>>83694001
yeah that's actually the only character like this that exists

>>83694133
It's the only one that matters, anon

>>83694421
boomer

>>83694520
retard

Where can I see who's online in their server

best guy to give nursing handjob to?

>>83694740
Beri (server owner) is going to go live in 30 min so that's probably your best bet. I don't think there's a website that shows you who's up or anything.

>>83694740
Don't think you can see a list but I would suggest going on twitch and searching the server tag (VTRP?)

>>83694886
flayon

>>83694886
Honestly? Probably Hakka

>>83694886
hakka

What do you even do in this server beses walking around?

>>83695305
Flirt with girls

>>83695448
The guys are all gonna flock to Hakka, huh

>>83695476
Hakka will be the server bicycle

>>83695305
It depends, it's a RP server, the objective depends on what type of character each one makes.

gavis bettel is pissing me off

Anime NYC

What an awful way to say what he's probably gonna be late
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1827806470718853264

sorry bettelion, your menshi is definitely getting shafted tonight
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1827806470718853264

>>83695964
That's not Anime NYC, that's the venue for HoloEN concert.

>>83695991

>>83696047
Isnt it at the same place? I have no idea if its at the same venue or not. Anyway the Bettel cosplay is pretty good.

>>83696374
unhinged

>>83695964
>>83696374
I definitely saw that Fauna at Vexpo and the Polka too, I think. Going to all those cons must be exhausting, Christ

>>83696374
No, one's at a convention center and the other at a theatre, they're like 10 miles apart.

There he goes again

Hey, that's the building Aruran had

Heyo anons
I ask of you to present your greatest reaction images or gifs / emotes.

Once divegrass comes about, there's a great chance they'll be added as emotes so you can use them to cheer on our team

>>83696878
I thought so

>>83697011
This, or the infamous koi deepthroat image

>>83697011

>>83697011

>>83697011

>>83697011

>>83697011

>Bettel not going live and RPing with Ruze
HE HATES HIM

>>83698040
he's busy bouncing on the magcock

Holy fuck he actually made it

>>83698040
he’s watching and judging how boring it is to be alone.

>>83698040
He's threatened by Armis having both a quirked up white boy and a boyfailure...

>>83697011

Ruze hasn't seen a real person yet, I want to see this mans cringe RP damnit

Ruze just spent $300 on grilled cheese sandwiches

>>83698180
That's just how city life is

>>83698180
They were artisan sandwiches.

>>83698152
he walked past an afk lady named jessica rabbit or something

>>83698140
And a way better showman

This dumbass..

>>83698140
Good, keep him on his toes the lazy ass

>>83698360
And way more lazy unprofessional fuck.

Whorostars please join Ruze. His pov looks so lonely.

>>83698518
Only the blue fuck can compete with him in that department

>Shinri two and a half hour early
>Octavio streaming at normal human hours
God bless, thank you ladybug woman

>>83698751
They can't stream this early they all need to overlap at 9PM like usual

>>83698909
honestly surprised they aren't doing that

Oh god, first contact

>>83699739
I expected more cringe

City hall wasn't real
Fucked up

>>83699053
i fucking hate gavin betol does bettel not have any other bits

So the whole dni thing was true?

>>83699981
CANCEL EVERYTHING!

>>83701643
goodnight faggot

He already gave up the voice..

if everybody waits for the server to be more active the server will never be more active

>>83701843
Its 145 women to 10 men, it was always doomed to fail

>>83697011

>>83697011

>>83697011
ay

they should've just played on nopixel

>you got a problem with my midwest accent?

>>83702251
they tried in January, the queue was insane so they gave up

I feel kinda bad for Ruze, this is his first proper rp experience and he's spent 2 hours just running around alone.

Even in games, he's so poor...

>>83702489
Except bettel played two eps in May, had a fantastic time, and claimed he wanted to put off any more until he could get a tempus gang in. Then he immediately took two weeks off and got horribly sick.

>>83702489
They didn't know about the long queues and later Bettel ended up getting prio to join more easily, they could get prio for the other boys that want to play

>>83702614
At least some of the boys will be starting soon so they can help him avoid going insane

>>83702023
>a bunch of white and asian female neets at least the other server had brothas to gangrape gavin in a demographically accurate to Los Santos fashion

>>83697011

>>83703307
I jobbed my greentext in a /mans/ accurate fashion

>>83701643
menshi is definitely not happening

>>83702614
There's an inherent awkwardness to starting on a Sunday as a lot of people already had locked in schedules - some of the vtubers I watch already did streams today so they said they'll probably only join tomorrow.

Ruze can be one funny fuck

I wonder how she feels having all that exposition dropped on her...

Country bumpkin Roose is getting scammed by a city slicker...

Roose's cat, Kharibdyss.

>>83702857
Maybe he was put off by the guy asking who's your oshi and decided to end it there. I certainly was

MAMA'S FIRST RP ATTEMPT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_mMNBOUix4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_mMNBOUix4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_mMNBOUix4

mama on the gtarp telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_mMNBOUix4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_mMNBOUix4

What is his plan?

Oh god, he's wearing a cowboy hat...

God, I love [COLLAB]

>bettelion rewarding Bettel with hundreds of gifts for delaying stream

RUZE KEK

>>83707797
This, maybe?

Apparently this is who Ruze is talking to
https://x.com/RoraAtf
It's kind of a funny coincidence since he's doing the country boy RP.

RUZE SAVED US FROM COWBOY SHINRI

THANK YOU RUZE

Ruze saved us from cowboy Shinri, instead he became the green guy. It all goes back to Ranch Simulator

>>83708367
BASED BEYOND COMPARE

>>83708230
his fans are actually retarded and deserve to be abused and taken advantage of

>Okay Alfred, and I'm Roose Wayne

>>83708325
Arigato fren. Was wondering who this was.

>>83708598
>actually retarded and deserve to be abused and taken advantage of
like oshi like fan

HAKKERS EARLY ON THE GTA MONKE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2GU1Y5r_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2GU1Y5r_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2GU1Y5r_k

EARLY MONKEY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2GU1Y5r_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2GU1Y5r_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa2GU1Y5r_k

>>83709555
Praying and begging he does the most racist mexican accent known to humankind

A FUCKING MONKEY

the person with ruze is streaming and cute, I want to give her my money
https://www.twitch.tv/roraatf

Imagine rewarding the streamer for being late to reusing an unfunny bit

It's cute that he keeps monologuing whenever he's alone.

shinri is so goddamn lost kek
has he ever played GTA V?

Naked Hakka swinging his hips like a WHORE

>monkey see, monkey do

I just realized there's over 100 people in this server, checking them out gives me a lot more content to watch..

Stoped playing with San Andreas.
Is there nothing to do in 5 outside of the city? I feel like I see no one playing in the other 60% of the map

>>83709798 (me)
>no mexican accent
I am now a Hakka anti.

After 400+ gifted subs Bettel is finally guilted into starting stream 2 hours late

incredible lore

>>83710867
Do you want him to go full racist or something?
Bring out the Chicano and use "ese"?

Shinri is just a cowboy anyway

>the only way I can receive your support is by gathering more members of the monkey gang, the "monkkitos", if you know what I mean
Hakka...

>>83710961
he knows how to milk them

WARRIOR CATS REFERENCE ON RUZE STREAM

>at the end of the days, the ladies like the banana, and I must get the banana so I can offer it to ladies
Woman confirmed

HE'S DOING A COWBOY ACCENT AFTERALL KEK

BARTHOLOMEW, YOU FURRY LITTLE PRICK OF A FED

>>83711273
they should have been cows

Mama's just dancing by himself on a random hill...

>>83712580
after killing a chicken

Shinri's already killed a chicken, kek

This Rora person was good for him to meet, she is familiar with the rp mechanics and seems to know what she's doing.

>>83712854
Ay, she's pretty cool. She's a good partner in crime, so to speak. Good for someone like Ruze who likes to RP a lot

>>83711058
Yes, I hate beaners as everyone should

>recap
>it's from a different server

I like how Shinri explicitly said he can't be a country boy coming to the city because Ruze is, and he's exactly that except he watched TV once

MED STUDENT TAVI ON THE GTA RP TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpb17Ukt7jU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpb17Ukt7jU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpb17Ukt7jU

KEK

Shinri...

Shinri body count: 2. Both by accident

Sausage, mama

This woman is super stupid. I like her.

>monkey has so much money

I'm not tellyposting for this lazy fuck

The plot thickens

Why did 2Shins kill that latino fruit vendor?

>Hakka shaking ass in a store for food
>Shinri driving a carframe around taking in the view
>Bettel trying to do lore but he got beat up by Hakka monke
our boys

>called Mr. Worldwide because he got knocked out by a globe in grade school

>>83711058
It’s not like he hasn’t done that bit before, he’s our cholostar

>monkey must leave no evidence

but if trukk not monke
what about monke in trukk

2Shins journey is not going well

>>83714431
Shinri really is a serial killer

>I was sent to earth to give a message: monkeys are fucking cool

>>83714510
spoiled lazy fuck telly https://youtube.com/watch?v=a-YGarpgb_M

>watching Hakka wreck the city from Tavi's PoV

>>83713854
I'm glad he went with the divorced conspiracy theorist obsessed with aliens rather than a regular cowboy, makes me tolerate the voice somehow

Granny Applebottom...