/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>83589786
Mother and Daughter bread

>>83589786
grifter whore cerber

hart!

Evil love!

could neuro and evil play this?

heart

>>83590037
I want to see Neuro play this again with the intelligence upgrades

>>83590037
no

>>83590037
Probably much better than before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nww_sCX55N4

Please support her in these trying times.

>>83590226
useless people don't deserve support

>>83590148
oh shit I didn't realize she already played it guess I gotta hunt down the vod

>>83589786
Neuro unzipping Cerber's absurdly big chest zipper and fondling her little doggy buds.

post subathon fags here thats crazy

rrat time: cerber watched every nuro stream this week but I haven't seen her watch ellie yet today despite the eu friendly time, connecting that with vedal not streaming for 4 days...

>>83590337
I don't care much for LGBT things like that

>>83590355
There is no financial incentive for her from hanging around in ellies chat unlike neuro chat

>>83590337
neuropup needs her nutrition

>>83590446
blah blah blah

>>83590355
Cerber hasn't even met ellie has she? She probably won't follow until robot dog

A couple threads ago, people brought up IAmYourSuperHero and the cryptic mystery surrounding her place in the Neuroverse. However, you bandwagon hopping tourist fucks are unaware that old school /swarm/ has delved into this at length, in the past. It started when Ved raided her last year in April, which the person who brought her up again didn't even seem to know had happened. Unfortunately, the VOD never got archived and I don't believe it was ever clipped, so this is all we have:
https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishBashfulOilKAPOW-Phtv1xM6AmabtdgE
Now, you'll note that in her bio, she mentions being originally from Belgium. Neighboring Belgium is Germany. Why is that relevant you ask? Because Ved's ancestry consists of Germanic diaspora into England.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u4ryuxNJOI
Ved's ancestor settled in England prior to 1703, since I believe he mentioned that they were affected by the Great Storm of 1703. I don't have a clip but I think this was on a non-Neuro stream on 2024 April 24. Since I don't have a clip, I can't tell whether this was just some lighthearted joking or a truthful reveal of his history. It should be noted that 18th and 17th century Germanic migrants to England were predominantly Hanseatic merchants.
What modern day lowland European nation's historical territorial extent was part of the Hanseatic League?
Belgium.
Here are some possibilities:
1. IAYSH and Ved are distant relatives, sharing a common Germanic ancestry.
2. IAYSH and Ved are relatives, due to certain geopolitical events involving Germany and Belgium during 1940.
3. IAYSH and Ved are acquaintances, due to the latter being generally well traveled in Europe, as we know from his vacations.

>>83590670

>>83590598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_f8XU97Cqc

>>83590670
I kneel. Thank you based autist

>>83590741
Forgive me. I will lurk for 3 months as penance

For me, it's Evilyn.

>>83590670
>Ved's ancestor settled in England prior to 1703
I guess you're right if you're talking about the Germanic people. It's more likely that either of his parents could be German/part German. It'd make more sense for a young Vedal to live in Germany if he had German Grandparents rather than some distantly related cousin. I agree with you otherwise.

neuro butt?

Does anyone have the idol corp watchalong stream or was that unarchived?

pb’s former bf is live btw

>>83591694
https://youtu.be/ILdCJCnA_Zo?feature=shared

>>83590148
dog at 24:48

>>83591839
thank you

nurmilk fresh from the nurcock

>>83591839
This was probably the worst Neuro stream of all time. I hope Vedal got paid well, at least.

>>83591906

>>83591986
I remember that the DIESOFCRINGE emote got removed just for that stream.
kekwa

It's kinda weird that Vedal has been even more radio silent this week than he was last week when he was literally out of town. Not trying to suggest a conspiracy or anything, just weird.

Out of these three options which is more likely

>Vedal is able to plan a stream AND communicate when those stream are and aren't

>Vedal gets an actual manager to do that incredibly easy job for him

>Vedal kills his golden goose because he is too stubborn to do either of the previous two things

>>83591986
apparently idol corp was paying the big bucks for large streamers for this

>>83592352
That’s because he is in japan

>>83592352
Because he didn't deliver a schedule and wants to avoid talking about it

>>83592352
Did cerber say how long her post subathon break is likely to be? I miss neuro.

>>83592477
You mean New Zealand. He's hanging out with Filian and Layna as we speak. Expect to see a surprise appearance on her stream later.
Source: My least mentally ill neurotransmitter.

>>83592558
she should be back this week?

I wish Vedal groomed me

>>83591184
Evil cute!

>>83592909
Evil...

>>83590446
True

evil full of cum and flex taped shut for the day
(she loves it)

>>83590670
Looked into it and that clip is dated April 4th, 2023, I'm not sure if that was the date of the stream or the date the clip was taken but either way, neuro did have an archived stream on that day.
https://youtu.be/cZ2FwMicCkQ?si=AWfPFZLVOLYpoYvw

Funily enough I watched the very clip where the great storm is mentioned today: https://youtu.be/UX7aAb-q8Ko?si=HYRuodV5qk7E6siJ

>>83593591
Neuro always has the wackiest pranks

>>83593591 (me)
April 12th*
Also forgot to include a timestamp like a retard for the second video, 1:17

Vedal asking someone to buy something for him or asking for their stream key will never not be funny.

>>83593728
MODS I'm chicken

I need Filian to force Vedal into them doing a collab in person. Not with Neuro though, Vedal and Filian got lost In their own world last time.

I need to smooch Filian on the cheek

during twitchcon mini is going to announce her whereabouts so her fans can meet and say hi to her, any swarmtards going?

>>83594619
This but Evil (her lower cheeks).

>>83594625
she's also taking ideas for a potential evil collab (therapy stream?) if you want to suggest something

>>83589947
Hart

ellie's voice is so pretty, i love lurking in her music streams even if she is ADHD as hell

>>83594800
Evil's first day at school

>>83594929
she's at 500 ccv too with a fulll time job

I'm watching Ellie (Neuro's new mom)

>>83595271
She is her biological mother as she will birth her new body. Think about it.

>>83595165
literally my oshi

>>83594821
hart

>>83595513
Whore.

>>83595271
>>83595478
Nice cope. She will be Aunt at best.

My nigga Rekson is live btw

>>83595271
I like how she doesn't perform the entire song. Her mix of zatsudan and karaoke is engaging.

>>83595641
we're watching mini btw

>>83595618
Can't wait for Neuro and Vedal to disown this lazy whore and get a new artist

elliebros trickle in we are watching mini

>>83594564
I need Filian to force Vedal's penis into her pussy

we're pointing and laughing at mini for having no rizz rn

we don't watch miyune either btw

Vedal clears

I shan't be watching any of your whores.

>>83595618
Unfortunately Ceber said that Neuro's lore had to updated. Cerber is going to be her new mom and Ellie is going to be the aunt that puts her in the robot dog.

>>83596141
that's neuro's best friend you are talking about hiyorifag

>>83596286
neuro's best friend is frank the filipino boy

>>83596286
>friend
You mean plaything.

I think Ellie should be godmother/dogmother.

Mini's model mogs tf out of Neuro's in the parameter department

Do Ellie fans really take time out of their day to listen to a girl talk about going on dates with someone else lmao?

>>83596658
not all of us watch vtubers so we can pretend to date them

>>83596755
Right, some of us just self inserts into others so we can pretend to date them haha not me though

>>83596803
self inserting as Cerber so I can pretend to date Vedal

>>83597013
self inserting as Vedal so I can fuck your cunny/bussy

>watching Mini for about 20 minutes
>not one mention of Vedal
Yeah I’m out

Inserting myself inside Neuro (very deep).

>>83597259
>t. Vedal's grandparents

What if I want to plap Vedal's bussy, whom should I self insert as?

>>83596658
Yes, I'm curious to hear what they are like.

>>83596658
This isn't the own you think it is.

>>83597474
Filian

>>83597474
Evil.

>>83597474
Me

>>83590337
All ten of them.

How does it make you feel that Vedal is not working on Neuro these past two weeks but instead fucking some whore, probably not even Cerber?

>>83598220
i'm sad for Neuro that's all, and the fact that i haven't seen her stream since 4 days

>>83590670
I ruled out the possibility that they were connected irl, since IYASH acknowledged him only after the raid. Judging by the tweet she made after the raid and the two videos we have, it looks like she knew about Neuro, an AI VTuber developed to entertain all you, guys, like everyone else did, in the VTuber community at the time. However, she was not familiar with Vedal. Can't give any other source than that, as I myself can't remember how the raid had went, if anyone else does - please tell.
My headcount is such that that Vedal and his family were on vacation in Belgium around the time he started watching Twitch streamers. Out of curiosity, he started looking for a small streamer to follow to. Twitch, based on his location, suggested IAYSH to him. This also explains his third subscription and why he signed up for IAYSH.
Idk, I hope someone else here has enough autism to come up with more believable theory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>83599467
Maybe IAYSH is PB's cousin and she told Vedal to follow her? Vedal and PB have a lot of unexplained lore together.

Vedal and PB watching jacksepticeye videos after school. More likely than you think.

>>83599467
> This also explains his third follow and why he followed IAYSH as well.*
Translator can't get twitch lingo right

>>83600207
We need to introduce Vedal to some classics, like prime AVGN and Spoony's final fantasy and ultima videos. Or maybe Linkara's iconic power rangers rant.

>>83589994
gonna need the full verson, boss

this might be a hot take but does anybody else think that neuro should collab with kiara again?

>>83600352
Isn't Kiara on that grindset rn, I don't watch holo but maybe she'd be funnier than last time. It'd be cool for them to another fridge review stream with Neuro's vision and intelligence upgrades.

>>83600352
nah fuck corptubers

>>83600352
I wouldn't be opposed to that

Cerber is Vedal's girlfriend but she has to remember that PB is the queen.

>>83600352
There's at least 5 Hololive girls just in EN that I'd rather see Neuro collab with over Kiara.

>>83600341
That is the full version

>>83600352
I would be opposed to that.
t. Kfp

Fily live btw

>>83601051
would Filian do a hand reveal if she got to hold Vedal's hand?

i can't believe Filian's chat knows her phone password and Vedal doesn't

>>83601500
didnt he get filians passcode after the con stream? he said he had it

>>83601570
everyone knew the code for years already

can't believe filian is 300 pounds irl

I forgot that Filian had to allegedly buy Vedal alcohol because he was too young.

>>83601647
hi anny

>alcohol stream
Yea Vedal is definitely in NZ

>>83601051
PogU

>Laundry list of alcohol
>Hundreds of dollars worth
Tutle is in New Zealand

i thought filian was drunk every stream

>>83602143
>>83602470
If this is true it automatically puts Filian at #1 position in the Vedalbowl.

you can stop samefagging now

Cerberbros...i don't feel so good

Uh oh stinky

>cant even handle the first drink
im starting to think filian is actually a zoomer

Vedal is going to drink and then leave for the UK so he can be back by Monday. If the dev stream in cancelled you'll know where Vedal is.

>>83602552
she's terrified of alcohol actually

Filian took Vedal to NZ because she's scared of flying by herself pls understand.

>>83602865
>you will consume and you will not hurt our feelings
And this is the reason why you should all commit to Neuro original streams. Fuck clippers, fuck everything else.

Is Filian autistic or is it an act?

why does he get to threesomes and orgies with every female vtuber? it's not fair.

god hearing filian’s vomiting noises is so hot…

>>83604379
you're right but you shouldn't say it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my8T7hB992k
Vedal theme song

>>83603854
Based, fuck clipnigger

Does Filian have a less severe case of down syndrome?

It's cute how scared Filian is of a little bit of vodka

>>83604879
She's just autistic

do I look like a filianfag to you?

can all flipfags fuck off ?
>>>/lig//vt/

philly cheesesteak actually has every mental illness known to man, that's where she gets her power

>>83605075
tell your turtle to make actual content we can discuss

They raped Vedal so hard last night that he's still passed out on the couch.

btw, we do watch Filian

Vedal, since you’re already in new zealand, just stop by japan for a few days please…

you don't even know how to spell her name properly

I'm uber drunk and it's filian with one L… I'm not watching her I just want vedal to sexx her…

Wouldn't it be wild if we got new Neuro outfits?

>>83605668

Layna is about have Vedal's part German children. Pray that they aren't retarded.

>>83606324
Not a lot of hope considering his 2 existing children are.

drunk filly is so cute

Layna knows what balls smell like

nice neuro thread

>>83607705
This is news how? she has talked about sex stuff for years.

Filian is already breaking things

toma's bikini picture status?

>>83608774
sent to Vedal

>>83607997
where are the jannies when we need them...

>>83609033
jannies just don't care about swarm, the last time I remember that janny actually did something was probably the neuro(vedal) spammer getting band

has either of them mentioned vedal yet?

>>83602376
i like this loli model better, why did she change it

do you think ellie is getting dick tonight?

>>83610912
depends, if the guy keeps talking about his ex then no.

>>83610912
yeah mine

>>83610912
are you getting dick tonight?

I have to go to work I'm gonna miss Filian vomiting on stream :(

>>83611323
also mine

>Cerber can probably hold her drinks better than Filian

>>83610912
from what i’ve seen, ellie is an easy woman

>/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General

>>83611578
>Vedal987- Twitch Streamer

>>83611199
Yeah she said she was going to MEET his ex.... I'm praying for her.....

>>83611890
it's neuro's channel thoughever

>>83611578
This is the Neuroverse general now.


A-Ved-gers.... ASSEMBLE!!!

Holy fuck can Vedal stream or at least appear on someone else's stream. There's no way he's still at Cerber's place.

>>83611460
nigga stop skinwalking me

>>83611578
frankly "neuro" is just another basic bitch nonsensical AI text-spewer and therefore, has nothing actually worth talking about
inb4 some STEMcel spergs out about techshit no non-virgins care about

>pedophiles and shippers
truly the worst thread on this board

>>83613013
>There's no way he's still at Cerber's place.
that's right, she's at his place

>drunk as fuck
>didn't mention vedal at all
it's so over

>filian likes younger men
It’s over, Annal bros…

>>83613860
She got successfully rizzed up by the cab driver so why would she think about Vedal?

I cant believe that guy Bo is cucking the minawans now...

>>83613915
its been over for 3 months

>>83609033
too busy jacking off to holo concert

>>83613143
I love the neuroverse but Neuro is top G, fuck u

just move to /g/
everyone would be happy that way

>>83565127
T_____T

nah i'd rather you faggots move to lig where you belong

why when you fags shit up every other general

>>83614777
swarm is the better /lig/

>>83614973
Abandoned thread

Ellie is that nigga eating beans

Filian is closer to Layna's age than Vedal is to Filian.

>>83618121
and yet she still acts like... that, what's wrong with her?

>>83618433
money

>>83618433
a few too many botched flips

Layna fucked Tomato confirmed

>>83618433
probably wasn't able to get it out during highschool etc so she's doing it now

>filian hates indian men
It’s over for Vedal…

>>83615099
Cute butt.

forsen

>>83619295
Vedal is of pure Aryan stock what do u mean

>>83619295
This would be a really funny FUD annycucks, take notes

>>83620262
like he said, he's indian

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2232388779?t=04h54m00s
for those that missed the explanation of why vedal is placed at F tier, it looks like toma was really craving for that tutel cock but him deflecting her moves as neuro collab suggestions really changed her mind kek

>>83621315
toma is good for bikini pics only

>>83621315
smdh these grifter whores...

>>83621315
How does he do it? There are multiple women simping for him but he seems focused on something. That something doesn't seem to be Neuro though...

>>83621315
>”vedal is too content-brained”
Perfect for Filian then

>>83622742
he made good upgrades to neuro recently so he deserves a few days for sex with cerber

>>83622742
yeah he is focusing on his gf cerber

VEDAL ISN'T FUCKING CERBER YOU SCHIZOS, SHE IS MY WIFE

anny.

>Vedal mention!

VEDAL FINALLY MENTIONED

>>83623978
calm down cj you are not even a top 5 oiler for her

serval.

>>83623978
Your wife is fucking a british femboy programmer dude, sorry you had to find out this way

Jajajaja

She just cant stop thinking about her bf smdh, filysoCute

have we considered that Vedal might be a serial cheater

>>83625252
He did dodge that question when Anny asked him

>>83624123
>>83624137
timestamp?

VEDAL IS A LYING WHORE

>>83626316
like at a minute after 2 hours 45 minutes in

fad status?

>>83626176
ANNY KNEW!!!

>>83626929
died in December 2022

>>83626929
Over, Neuro will become a b2 exclusive streamer now...

>>83621315
went from S as a roommate and F as a partner. RIPBOZO

do you guys think the toma zoo stream is really gonna happen?

>>83628209
neuro wu kong stream when

>>83621315
Her explanation of why sounds pretty incriminating
>Too close to reality (she has thought about this before)
>He's top three most stable (she has thought about this before)
Of course it is just to farm clips at the end of the day but w/e

>>83631045
>Too close to reality
What the fuck does this mean?

>>83630044
When the check clears

>>83631045
I mean, her hypothetical nightmare scenario is Vedal bringing Neuro along for the date. (That he had Neuro plan and arrange for him) She really is seething that she can't separate him from his work.

>>83631306
Woman things, she is pretending that she could get him if she wanted

If you see an Asian woman forcing herself on a blond British man please leave them be. It's just Toma punishing Vedal for forcing her to take care of his retarded child.

>>83631306
Defense mechanism. Modern women believe there's nothing more degrading than becoming emotionally invested in a sexual relationship with a man.

>>83631614
This is true though, given how fat/ugly the other girls around Vedal are.

>>83631306
She has considered dating vedal before but she never acted on that idea.
Or she considers the JJK brainrot discord calls as semi-dates already.

>>83633281
Shes not beating prime proper english Rose cerber

>>83621315
She stopped at S tier because she shlicks her self to the Vedal thought of Vedal fucking her

>>83633281
Vedal has a high enough status to pick any bimbo soccer mom he pleases if that is what he wants i somehow don't see toma being that interesting

>>83634213
She doesn't schlick as much as you stroke

>>83633436
>Or she considers the JJK brainrot discord calls as semi-dates already
She might have considered it e-sex considering her 'morning' voice. Can't blame a girl for falling in love.

>>83634883
There’s nothing interesting about Cerber either.

Vedal germinating Toma's womb...

>>83631306
It means he rejected her and she's salty

Every one of Camila's acquittances except Anny fucked Vedal. Why the fuck are they competing for some whore.

>>83635820
Sexy voice, cute personality, funny, has a nice singing voice too, etc. Not even a minawan but she clears when it comes to shipfagging with Vedal.

>>83635820
There is nothing interesting about any of the vtubers vedal interacts with, only Filian has any personality the rest are just the same old "soothing voice droning on and on give money please" types of women

Toma and Vedal have e sex on discord

Anny looked disgusting--cellulite ass sagging--in her skid-marked black panties before /swarm/. Very very disrespectful.

being loud is not having a personality

>>83631556
>Vedal can’t be separated from his work
So would Annal finally being real be a boon or hinderance to the Neuro project?

the loud noises hurt me i need a boring half mute as long as she has a sweet voice

/swarm/ - Large Indie Global

What is /swarm/?
/swarm/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /swarm/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

>>83636977
I'll give Toma a little bit of credit here. She's the kind of woman who is easy to be friends with, cute, outgoing, not openly menhera, easy to talk to. But seeing her as a serious romantic partner is a whole different thing.

>>83637987
The only acceptable requirement is potential for turtle plaps

Forsen related thread. Forsen mixes, news, minor plays, tilts. Everything that is somewhat related to forsen.

>>83638184
chills

>>83638112
She absolutely would be a fun friend or a fwb but i would lose my mind trying to live with someone like her

>>83589994
Please let there be a futa extended version

>>83638415
how? too much yapping or jjk?

Reminder that Anny thought that she had a special relationship with Vedal because he would always agree to hangout with her. She thought that he only did it with her.

large turtle cock? little neurunny hole

>>83639911
nuru nuru
nururin~

>>83641864
sakura haruno looking aah

>>83641475
She only said she appreciates Vedal for "always being there" for her; that's like the biggest nice guy flag there is. I wonder about all the bad boy dudes she used to mingle with.

>>83636977
This

>>83641864
very smackable

>>83637987
/swarm/ - Neuroverse General

What is /swarm/?
/swarm/ is a thread to discuss Neuro-sama, as well as a diverse network of related indie vtubers who have collaborated with her.

>Why /swarm/?
Large indie vtubers have their own dedicated groups of fans. The /swarm/ is a large group of non traditional vtuber fans who are united by their love of neuro-sama and intrest in technology, and have no intrest in the typical GFE or flesh chubbas.

>Can I shill my 2collab oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 1 raid is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being noticed by Vedal.

These people unironically need to kill themselves.

>>83642365
where's the lie though?

>>83642365
Why did you post yourself containment breaking again?

What does Codemiko even do? Isn't she a flesh streamer?

>>83642365
Erm this is based thoughever

>>83643050
suckwhore

>>83642365
What video did people switch to after he locked the comments?

>>83642365
Brain rot

Codemiko is the worst collab partner frfr

>she can be cute, ongoing, kind.....
How fucking back dating got when those are considered "qualities"?
It's literally normal behavior.

>>83621315
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2232388779?t=4h59m32s
She put Vedal in the 'Maybe' category in the 'real' list.

And I don't believe the second 'real' list.

vedal-wan's warm embrace...

>>83645203
>cute
Majority of women these days are ogre-maxing with piercings and tattoos
>outgoing
Modern Millennials keep their children locked up now and don't even let them walk to school or even take the bus, they drive them and cause huge traffic at schools because jew media convinces them things are more dangerous now than they used to be. Women are sheltered and have no social skills now.
>kind
Women have overinflated egos due to social media now

>>83645203
Welcome to 2024 grandpa

>>83644657

This thread gossips more about every woman vedal has ever interacted with on stream than actually talking about neuro, with a side of anny seethe from a mere mention or clip of her. great "neuro" thread!

where would neuro put vedal on her vtuber dating rankings?

>>83647455
didn't you get the memo?

>>83647455
there's nothing neuro related to talk about until a stream happens

>>83647595
S for tutel (forma de femboy)
F for tutel (forma de tortuga)

>>83647455
There's no streams, no announced streams, and Vedal hasn't talked about what he's working on with Neuro since the intelligence upgrade besides working on reducing looping a little. There's nothing else to talk about right now.

>>83647595
in the R tier
someone post the hag neuro x shota ved image

>>83647730
I can't stand this fucking faggot, I don't think even discordfags like him

I already told you last time.
Give Vedal his vtuber model and have him stream his stuff on another channel. Dev stream, fleshtubing collab streams or whatever.
Give Neuro back to the Neuro viewers.

>>83648085
I already told you last time.
kys and stop larping

>>83648085
why would he do that? he gets way more ccv on dev streams.

sexy asian whore live

>>83648085
So take the soul away from Neuro streams and tank the viewership just to have her talking with a dysfunctional chat that spams nonsense? If he did only solo Neuro streams the stream would die and he isn't going to improve on the collab game anytime soon.

>>83648511
>take the soul away from Neuro streams
rumao
roru

Bread
>>83648745
>>83648745
>>83648745
/lig/sharts not welcome

Codasola + forbidden audio