/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I don't have a side oshi, and I will judge you for having one

>takes one step forward

>>83480536
same, if "chumbuds" visit anything other than ggg i look at you funny

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnMxjFRlywA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnMxjFRlywA
my protagonist wife

>>83480771
Going to other threads is good because Gura posts in them and if we don't have chumbuds in them looking out for potential Guras we'll never find this wily cryptid

>>83481114
hmmm youre funny looking

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Sex with a fembud.

Gurass

Post proof that Gura is cute.

>>83483266
She's a magical girl, of course she's cute.

>>83482893
samen

>>83483266

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>83483729
gura in her dreams

>>83480979
>*Le touché*

>>83484004
Please read, chumbie...

MY wife

I think I'll make a pb&j borgar with extra onions tomorrow chumbies

>>83481010
>immerse yourself in fresh narratives
OGEY

https://files.catbox.moe/2b0wby.png
https://files.catbox.moe/na1vfn.png
https://files.catbox.moe/68fzdg.png

>>83484967

I just watched the video of homelander the ostrich dying. I have a weird craving for turkey now.

Gura cute Gura cute!

My flight is in the morning, guess I should actually get around to packing since I put it off all day.

>>83485703
Have fun chumbie. I wish I had the money to go to one of these events

>>83480706
rubrubrub

I've lost track of one of my Dino Guras....

>>83486050
the dinos cant be contained

>>83486050
Are you in new york chumbie?

>>83486050
You are so screwed...

>>83486050
Check the pantry

Baguraette honhonhon

>>83486050
Check your laundry basket, chumbie. You my find more than one Dino Gura tho.

>>83484692
>pb&j borgar
Sounds interesting chumbie

Rrat for why she doesn't play her op?

I found her, she was in my closet and I don't know how she got there.

>>83486857
She told us already anon, she just doesn't feel like it right now.

>>83486939
Glad to hear it chumbie

the dinos are coming to nyc

>>83486939
the dino's gonna getcha when you least expect it...

>>83487419
MOOODS

For King and Cunny!

>>83484004
Is Gura a based Anarcho Capitalist?

Gura is a slutty lewd girl!

>>83489807
Good

>>83489807

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

>>83486857
She's trying to figure out how to edit out the pubic hair.

>>83490707
Oyasame

>>83490707
sharkdreams

on the next episode of /ggg/..

>>83490707
sleep tight buddy

>>83490707
Goob night retard

>>83486965
Uh-huh.

>>83486857
Falling out with an artist. That's always why this stuff happens.

Or she moved and it's on a different computer.

Chotto matte is cuter

>>83486706

I used incendiary shots against legendary panther and I thought I screwed myself.

>>83488067
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>83491585
You need to be nice to the animals. Stop hurting them.

>>83491585
thankfully you can't ruin legendary pelts and even if you lose them the trapper gets the parts, but they're more expensive or you have to buy them from him, I think

>>83487419
Absolutely unequivocally would.

>>83491684
Sorry chumbie but I want that 100%

>>83491644
I love s’ghetti so much...

>>83491694
Yeah I was scared that I charred the animal to a crisp. I never used incendiary rounds against a legendary animal

>>83486857
Just speculating, but maybe the same animation studio that she used to make Shark'd and Blue Horizon was making the Full Color MV and they had a falling out or disagreement over payment or something? It'd potentially explain why she doesn't play Blue Horizon and why Full Color is dead, but they seemed like really nice and professional people, so it's probably something else. It's still unknown who Gura was working with to animate Full Color, so they might not even be involved with that at all.

>>83491794

>>83491694 (me)
they don't get more expensive, you just can't sell them to him for obvious reasons, but he will have the parts.
>>83491813
yeah, even explosives/explosive rounds are fine (at least in single player, it ruins them in online)

>>83492020

Does anyone know if Full Color and Kronii's indefinitely delayed song have anything in common as far as the people working on them?
Like are any of the composers or lyric writers or producers the same for both songs?

goob?

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83492278
yes, what about my wife?

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1826869592423096788
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1826869592423096788
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1826869592423096788

I think gura is really cute

4 months ago:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8wKHHONbWW8&t=14710
>I just had a meeting about it. It's definitely not gone. We're trying to make a deadline for it. It's definitely coming.

Now:
>Don't expect it. At most, you might here me sing it at a concert or something, but it's basically not happening.

What happened in the last four months?

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>83492597
Enough of this tired old shit. My wife just posted kino

That was cute and funny!

>>83492490
That's a kino clip

It feels like a clip from a stream I never got to watch...

>a one minute clip.
That was cute but... why not just stream it?

>>83492706
>>83492758
You know how bad the shitposting will be if she did a shill stream for this?

It feels a little weird because you know she must have recorded herself playing through the tutorial and a few missions while talking to us, the audience, even though we weren't even there.
She knows how to edit though! That's cool!

Her laziness truly knows no bounds

I want more shit posts that was actually really funny

So its true after all... She only streams when there is an Ad to shill.

>>83492796
I don't think there'd be very much if it had been this week or next week after the concert. I think there'd only be a lot of disappointment if there was a large drought before and after, like if she disappeared for a month and only came back to shill this. Then there'd probably be a lot of shitposting.

That's your stream, chumbies. Are you happy now?

>>83492971
It probably took her a couple hours to play and then an hour or two to find the timestamps and edit the whole thing together and add effects and whatnot. I think I'd rather she just stream it.

>>83493075
The part where she said future editor gura and made the screen move whil tapping her desk was kind of funny. I liked that part.

>>83493154
Gura's humor is cute

Why didn't she upload it to her channel?

>>83493319
Probably a perms issue

yeah I guess my opinion has already been posted a few times
it was cute but I have no idea why she didn't just stream it, it was hardly the shitpost I was expecting from how she talked about it, I'm at best confused

>>83492490
>>83492706
>>83492758
>>83493154
It was a good clip. Ideally she would've streamed it and clipped it.

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this sea creature until she needs to pee. Then I want to not let her go to the bathroom T u T

>>83494050

I'm going to write Gura a letter, but it's going to be longer than usual because I need to explain the work of philosophers that died years ago.

>>83493319
she doesn't give a FUCK about numbers at all, because she's a real fucking human bean. That is why I love her

>>83494280
mmh, beans...

>>83494635
if Gura isn't everything you'd want in a wife I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your worldview

>>83494874
calm down, I just posted the first thing that came to mind when I read "bean"

>>83494895
fart

>>83494280
You don't have to make wanting content on her channel about numbers anon. Personally, I'd find it more convenient if I wanted to rewatch later.

>>83494895
I am drunk, so everything I'm posting is the first thing that comes to my mind.
>>83495008
Anon I'm too far gone. I just love her and want to be as involved with her life as I possibly can be without making her uncomfortable or angry with me.

>>83483224
SNIFFFFF

Look at my beautiful flower.

>>83498023
Ummm sir, that’s a cunny

>>83498104
Excuse me, that "cunny" is my wife. And yes, my wife is currently a flower.

>>83498275
My apologies, sir. I’m happy for you and your cute flower wife.

>>83492490
>we don't even get a shill stream
grim

>>83492490
I have had a total of 60 (!) twitter accounts with thot names and thot profile pics follow me over the last several months. I believe they are bots. I do not understand why and frankly I am more than a little concerned.

>>83498615
That sounds like a lot, and yea those are definitely bots.
I recently had one follow me even though the ONLY activity I have had on my X(formally known as twitter) account is when I followed Gura ages ago.

>>83498615
elon musk uses "fighting bots" as an excuse to keep rolling out changes to make you pay for your account while the site slowly gets overrun with more bots than there ever were before he took over

Am I the last chumbie?

>>83500232
Nyo

>>83492920
No, she obviously wasn't in Gura mode while playing. She went into work mode long enough to get clip fodder and not a single second more.

I love my oshi BIGBITTIES

>>83500674
Same

>>83500722
that's BIGTITTIES dumbud you got the wrong girl...

>>83500674
It's funny because if you switch the first letters you get a funneh yab... wait

what kind of relief was gura talking about

it's a little insulting that she thought anyone would be happy with that

That treasure... that's my penis

>>83501049
I'm happy with it. Saves us a painful EDF spnsored stream.

I love my silly shork posts on twitter! I really want her to do some more (on youtube would be great too as shorts!)

I just noticed her hair is under her eyes. Nothing can obstruct these peepers.

>>83501219

Goob morning to those just waking up, and goob night to those just going to bed.
I'm a vampire so I'll be eeping soon.

bigfish spotted

>>83500474
I doubt it. I bet there were a bunch of other points she made jokes or quips that she didn't bother including because she didn't want to edit a longer video.

>>83491459
La basé

>>83501516
Did you see some of the shit she put in? If she had better quips, she would have used them.

>>83501110
If she's going to play a game for a couple hours anyway, then I'd rather she just stream it.
I agree with you if you mean short videos of things other than her playing games though.

>>83501581
I never said anything about them being better, anon.

I want to fap but I don't have anything I want to fap to

>>83501398
ty and goobnight vampirebud

I'm going to go to sleep after a long night of work.
This will be my last post until I wake up again and then I will post again.
I hope I get some actual sleep. Oyasame.

goob night

>>83501816
Gura makes the best lollipop sucking sounds T u T

Gura is simply not funny without someone or something to bounce off of. Whether it's a collab partner or chat or an interesting game or character, she needs something to work with. EDF6 is not that. The only funny part of that >microplay was her entering her name.

>the catalog is giving her free advertising
Based

>>83502648
Isn't that normal for the board's women folk?

>>83502413
wrong

>>83501897
Nice milkers

Shion mentioned Gura btw. In the context of the marine game. Called her kawaii.

>>83503567
it's true

>>83492490
thanks gura very cool

>>83503567
I like hearing when my wife is cute

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121758387

>>83501612
the video got a good chuckle out of me and that's more enjoyment than a shill stream could provide, wouldn't mind a collab tho, specially because I want more irys interactions

>>83504342
>that's more enjoyment than a shill stream could provide
Wrong, a shill stream would provide more chuckles. Even Scarlet Nexus or that one gacha game she sang the song for. It's great that you like the microplay, but don't go overboard praising it.

>not a single tweet about the concert
I told you she's not excited anymore. Something changed

>>83504507
I get what you're saying but
>scarlet nexus
holy fuck, no

>>83502413
Wrong on all counts
Wish she streamed it AND posted the vid though because more content from gura is always good, but personally (at least because of the novelty) funny bideo > 2 hour long edf shill stream

>>83504518
it's in 33 hours retard, saving the best for last

>>83504200
>>83503813
>>83503813
Dangerously cute
captcha PPPG

>>83504763
You're just wrong but lack of Gura makes us all retarded

Gura clearly had no interest in doing a shill stream so I'm perfectly happy with this outcome

>funny bideo > 2 hour long edf shill stream
actually kys, since when a minute long, barely entertaining shill prerecorded edited video is better than a full hour of gura raw live shill suffer kino???

>>83505259
You have to live in reality anon, her having this opportunity to make an extremely low effort video means she can stream way more for us!

Ladies please, everyone just take your meds

>>83505259
I don't have to search for material to masturbate to in a minute video. In a boring shill stream I have to sit through hours of garbage to get a good moment or two.

>>83505670
I know this is a shitpost but for gooming purposes 2 hours is obviously better

>>83505941
On a shill stream, no it's not. Historically they've been bad for gooming. If it's a long game stream like Resident Evil or Kirby, then yes length is superior.

Generally regardless of stream there's at least one goom-worthy moment. Loop that and it doesn't matter how long the stream is.

Personally I edge to fan made Gura content and then when I wanna cum I swap to Gura audio

I want to force Goob to watch a compilation video of tens of thousands of chumbies gooming to her all at once and tease her for being a semen demon minx

I'm going to play tf2 and say slurs

>>83507520
Chadbud

Pedos

I love Gura. Do you?

>>83508098
I translated that to another language and apparently that means fart in spanish.

>>83508107
yeah

>>83509669
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
Takeru has the best Goobs pound for pound.

>>83509669
it's a goddamn crime that they didn't use Gura's Atlantean outfit for this. I know Cover cares about their brand but all that means is they need to use Atlantean MORE to make it part of Gura's brand

I am going to impregnate this shark.

>>83509669
>rape

>>83508107
Not at all. I only love her body T u T

>>83510021

Goob morning retards

>>83510021
Raping this thing might actually be pretty funny. It would probably make a lot of weird funny noises trying to get away while you hold its hips, giving it a good plapping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzcsVBcH9I

>>83508107
Ye

Start posting gura cosplays from ANYC

>>83511948
>(male)
lets not

>>83510139
Frankly I don't believe you. I think you actually love her.

>>83512298
I genuinely don't. She's funny but that's about it.

>>83511948
A man, how can New York be worse than LA? What a shithole.

>>83511948
I don't like crawling twitter for events so thanks for posting any

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>83513338
That's one rapeable Gabby T u T

>>83511948
show me da fembuds

Gura cute Gura cute!

I've made it to NY buds, can't wait to cheer my sharkwife on tomorrow!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>83514554
Give her your best ganbatte from me!

>>83513338
>>83513478
gabby is gura dumbuds

ʰᵒnᵏ

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>83515253
Would rape this goose

>>83515445
Repent hereticbud

>>83515477
That's a clown.

>>83515845
That's a fish.

>>83515845
>Goosesus don't honk
Are you a dumbud

>>83515966
that's a child

>>83516028
That's a cunny

>>83516132

Where is the full EDF6 stream??

>>83515655
no u

>>83516351
Gawr Gura: The Lost Episode

>>83515655
>>83516728
Take this, apostates!

R

>>83516953
A

Can you guys please go back to discussing if a door is a subset of a building

>>83517031
Are we boring you? Are you frustrated?

>>83515445
>>83515655
>>83516728
>>83516839

>>83517119
Well no, I just thought that particular /ggg/ arc was funny

We always hear her moan on stream. Imagine how she would sound in bed

I'd rather imagine a fembud moaning in bed.

>>83517372
Imagine having to imagine

https://youtu.be/eAIN1k9p7f4

>>83517935
I want those hands to sandwich my penis T u T

>>83517935
that's ina's hand right?

No one likes Ina.

>>83518138
ye

>>83517731
Catshark is her most erotic outfit.

>>83518284
What's wrong with the fellow Myth water loli

>>83518286
I really think someone at Cover has a thing for pairing Ina and Gura.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLu_QLIh_ds

>>83517218
I like being part of ggg arcs. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside

Chumbuds, I'm starting to think my wife is a child.

Chumbuds, I'm starting to think my content creator is a Gurandma.

>>83520045
Oh? And what made you come to this conclusion?

Chumbuds, I’m starting to think my dog is a schizo

>>83520045
that explains why she was so good at self-inserting as Creatura

This time I won't miss Gura

is this guy delusional or schizo

>>83520382
Looks like a fembud in denial.

>>83510021
>>83510484
>>83515477
>>83516953
>>83517005

Not sure if I should make a normal borgar or a pb&j borgar

>>83520499
Eat a chicken borgar

Gura is a hag

>>83521049
See in the upper left corner of the skittles bag where it’s green? That’s the corner I always rip off to make an opening. I love skiddies so much god damn

>>83521123
Based skittlescoffeebud

What happened to this guy?

>>83329002
>The beginning of anon's meltdown

>>83329268
>Anon doubles down

>>83329900
>Anon totally loses it, sperging out with bullet points this time

>>83330051
>>83330269
>>83331289
>Anon still melting down and now believes he's arguing against "JD"

>>83331718
>Anon is "bored" of the convo

>>83332128
>Anon gets BTFO so hard that he abandons his retarded argument and posts this(apparently he thinks he just lost an argument to JasonDreams)

>>83333705
>Take a guess
Again, they think the random anon they just got BTFO by is JasonDreams.
>not the first time he, Bishop & whatever the 3rd guys name is
Randomly decides to attack Bishop too. The third guy is probably Yagoo or something.
>couple of weeks ago some anon posted screencaps here in ggg from Discord with JD & B talking about stirring up shit
I've never missed a thread and yet I missed these screencaps apparently.
>JD did the same on nyfco which riled up the schizo doxx posters (90% of the posts after the raid was from the indian larper) but it also resulted in 4 new Gura doxxes, JD has done more to doxx G than anyone else thanks to his constant obsessions with raids and shitstirring
Based on this anon's meltdown, it's obvious he argues with random people on the dox websites he frequents and thinks every other anon is JasonDreams and Bishop.

>>83521506
Pretty sure that guy is you.
Stop shitting up my thread

>>83521049
Huh?

Any NYbuds having fun? Wish I could go one day

>>83520128
Hasn't your dog been a schizo for months now
In fact, what ISN'T your dog at this point

>>83521822
I wasn't able to get a ticket, I swear I tried but I had to clock in for the nightshift RIGHT when the site went live

NYC is a shithole. I don’t think you guys will be missing much

>>83522103
I just hope the buds who go there don't get mugged, stabbed, punched or otherwise murdered

>>83522194
and i hope that the fembuds wont get raped

everyone has shorts except gura

>>83522194
They will stick out like sore thumbs. Carrying their dakis while walking around in their fat feet new balance shoes. They might even yell out ggg memes to each other like “hon hon hon” and “le touche”. It’s going to be a bloodbath.

>>83522469
Ame doesnt

>>83521822
I just got settled into my hotel. I've made zero plans for what to do in the morning for either day, guess ill have to figure something out. Going to anime nyc would have been cool but the center it's at is so far from the BD location.

Breaking dimensions isnt today?

>>83522921
It's today, in a few hours.

>>83522830
Have you had any uncomfortable encounters yet

>>83522921
it's tomorrow in 2.5ish hours

What should I eat for dindin?

>>83523091

>>83523091
S’ghetti

waiting for my food to be done in da oven

The pb&j taste overpowered the taste of the borgar meat… I shouldve made a normal borgar chumbies

>>83523453
That sounds pretty nasty desu desu

It's a little sad that Gura and Aqua will never collab but at least they're good friends and can talk whenever they want off stream.

She's ok right?

>>83522979
Not yet

>>83523751

>>83517855
Bless Aqua for trying to talk with my daughterwife. I really wish they could've had a one on one stream together, but I understand how difficult that would be with how they are combined with the language barrier.
I want to see these awkward introverts attempt to stream together, man.

>>83524204
Massive respect to every JP member and Nachomama who did collab with Gura. Also lots of respect to Gura for the JP collabs she did do. Switch Sports with Shion was my favourite.

>>83524204
Maybe they might do a last get-together as UMISEA if you're worried about language barrier. But it's a slim chance, so I wouldn't count on it too much

>>83524311
>Switch Sports with Shion was my favourite.
That stream was so good. Truly kusogaki transcends language barriers.

eating chicken nuggies

>>83524746

>>83524867

Is it true that NY always smells like poopoo?

Is it true that there are fembuds that smell like poopoo in NY?

>>83523759
She's just fine... hehehe....

>>83525762
sleep well gamer

>>83525762
It seems early, but goob night.

>>83504342
>and that's more enjoyment than a shill stream could provide
Wrong. She played it off-stream while recording it. So if she had streamed it, you would have gotten the same video and a few hours more with her. You're essentially trying to say that Gura wouldn't be able to be fun or cute to watch if she had streamed it. What a dumb take.

>>83525762
goob nite

Ode to Spaghetti

Golden threads of wheat, entwined with care,
A dance of strands in simmering air.
Boiling bubbles sing your praise,
In a pot of warmth, where you blaze.

Twirled around a fork’s embrace,
A silky slide, a gentle race.
Tomato rivers, rich and red,
Flow over you, a tasty spread.

Garlic whispers, herbs entwine,
A symphony in every line.
Parmesan snow falls light and free,
Crowning you, a delicacy.

With every bite, a comfort found,
A taste of joy, so pure, profound.
Oh, spaghetti, in your embrace,
We find a home, a sacred place.