/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>83285329
SNIFFFFF

Chumbies, status report?
I'm feeling super warm and fuzzy myself.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>83285405
My gura battery is fully recharged. I'm feeling good

>>83285405
There's still some uneasiness but I don't even care any more, I'm just happy that my wife loves me.

>>83285405
I need research material for the series Gura mentioned if anyone has any

>>83285405
I'm really happy right now, I feel reassured, I'm not dooming, she read lots of my msgs, responded to me in pre-chat and read my supas. I feel very warm and loved right now

She didn't even pee once during the stream, what is this bullshit?

I just liked everyone's comment :)

>>83285405
I just goomed

>>83284786
>every1 in north america knows it was like 14 C today

Guys I'm starting to think... Gura doesn't masturbate... or have sex...

I juzt uploaded the stream to bilibili for my fellow poorbuds, i got yo back, enyoj

>>83285449
samen

>>83284786
>>83285729

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>83285597
did nobody remember to super her about the reason for the badge or has everyone just agreed to pretend she never said that

>>83285645
thanks, chumbie

>>83285729
Freedom units

>>83285913
Did you?

>>83285913
The reason is that she was lazy and bought a clipart heart, added a line-through to it and called it a day, amazing work after 1 year delay

>>83285913
I don't care anymore. What are you a woman? Remembering every tiny little thing she says and then pestering her about it?

>>83285969
I never super

I never get reads anymore
She hates me
Prob gonna krill myself

Baguraette honhonhon

>>83285913
sry I completely forgot about that, I'll write it down for next time

>>83286012
Then stfu

>>83285913
I'm pretty sure someone remembered and she didn't read it.

Today I was hanging out in Sendai, Japan.
I ordered ice cream and some girl at the back said "I'll have the same, desu".
Believe it or not that girl was a shark and she started attacking and eating everyone at that restaurant so I ran away.

>>83286012
I did get read in chat several times today but she ignored my message about it and I'd rather die than ask more than once
>>83286061
Thanks, I'll consider the matter closed then

For King and Cunny!

>Hates tattoos on women
>Ame have a tattoo
>Mori have a tattoo
Kino

>>83286145
That's a whole-ass new sentence.

>>83285849
Why the fuck is Maine so humid?

>>83286145
I'm glad gura stays away from tattoos. I don't know why women get them.

>>83286145
Despite some slight lesbian tendencies these two in particular are just bros to Gura.

>>83286121
>not getting eatin
What are you queer?

>>83286197
lots of water

>>83286292
so simple and yet so profoudn

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura hot Gura hot!

She said it's the big blue heart from the little shart. She's said enough about her feelings about Big Red Heart that you should be able to imagine how she feels without her saying it.

lactation

>>83286126
I might have misremembered reading someone asking in chat and not superchat. Just FYI.

>>83286197
>>83286292
It was raining in ME & MA you fucking dumbuds

>>83286530
God I love her so much

>>83286488
She needs me to water her

I really don't care about the badge at all. It's like caring whether or not someone buys you an expensive ring. Woman moment.

Gura's tummy says SMASH your borgars!!!

>>83286126
What's the issue with the badge?

So why did she say it was nice and cool outside?
Even most of chat was like "Gura, it's still the middle of summer and it's sweltering".

>>83286753
nta, but I initially thought he wanted us to ask her why she chose it

I missed the beginning of the stream. Any update on new cat?

>>83286591
I'm a southwestbud. What is rain

>>83286833
>So why did she say it was nice and cool outside?
Probably because it was nice and cool outside. Retard?

Imagine if she actually does graduate. That guy with the new tattoo...

>>83286753
The "issue" is that she said it has meaning and then didn't tell us, but whatever I've done all I can and raising more of a stink about it would be insufferable.

>>83286970
So you're saying she moved?

>>83286833
if i had to make an extremely bizarre reach in logic, it probably cooled down
glad I can say the same here, low 70s after way too many goddamn 80 90 100 days

>>83287261
What is this disingenuous style of argument? I said
>Probably because it was nice and cool outside.
Feel free to read it again.

>>83287261
She moved over 1 year ago, there is a reason why she stopped talking about going to the big M, that place simply doesn't have any.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121664063
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121637393

What the fuck is this weird shitposting

>>83287382
TuT

>>83287372
We heard the water heater far more recently than that retard, or are you gonna imply she took that with her.

Wait. When was the last time she said she went to McDonald's?

I just love this silly tiny girl so much, bro...

>>83287372
There's no way she's been streaming from 2-5 in the morning for the last 2 years. She would just stop streaming instead.

>>83287372
BTFO for the billionth time you legless mongoloid.
https://the-soda.fandom.com/wiki/Sprite_Cranberry#International_Release

>>83287372
this is provably false even without contextual stream stories

Why so many members streams?

>>83287768
she loves me

Why

>>83287704
Why the fuck would her streaming time change when she moved within her timezone you fucking ultra-retard?

Maybe she stopped going to McDonald's because of her health scare in November 2023?
Every time she's talked about eating stuff recently, it all sounds like real food instead of processed crap like hotpockets or whatever she used to eat.

Sex with a fembud.

>>83287979
She's embarrassed to talk about the shitty stuff. She still eats it.

>>83287768
She should do more of them

>>83287968
I thought you were implying something else.
Regardless, there is not a single place on the East coast without McDonald's, so your theory doesn't work anyway.

>>83287570
People keep claiming that but it is provable false, you have heard shit all, also i listen with Meze Empyrean, if her water heater was audible i would have heard it

>water heater schizos are back
Yeah I'm out. Goobnight chumbies.

>>83288252
Retard she brought it up herself in a karaoke a few months ago, not that you would know because you don't watch streams.

>>83287570
I haven't heard the water heater since the Sendai Stream.

>>83288171
>there is not a single place on the East coast without McDonald's
Atlantis have 0 McDonalds, why are you lying?

>>83288252
First off no one cares what ESLs have to say, second she's literally talked about her water heater recently.

>>83288318

>>83288318
Sleep well gamer. I'll hold down the fort

>>83288350
Huh. How about that. You're right.
I guess because it's underwater.

>>83288387
>she's literally talked about her water heater recently
It's so amazing that Guras original house is the only house in the entire world with a water heater, it should be converted into a museum with something that unique & exclusive

Feeling pretty MOTIVATED right now.

>>83288902
Motivated to do what?

>>83288902
same desu

Gura my daughterwife

>>83288857
>moving goalposts

>>83288902
Retard.

I hope she does go through with getting a new cat so chubie wouldn't be lonely.
But I also wish she didn't let them outside because it's really bad for the ecosystem and they live much shorter lives.

>>83288902
same desu I'm doing my leg day right now!

>>83288902
Gura said my name and I didn't send her a supa ahora estoy motivado

i have called her slurs on TF2 chat, estoy motivado

>>83288857
NTA, but having your water heating unit in your bedroom is very unusual, if not unheard of. That's not the case in most houses, which tend to either have them in the basement or in a closet near the entrance if there is no basement.
They're really big and loud and it doesn't make sense to have it in the bedroom or a higher floor where any leak would cause the most water damage possible to the home.

From a scale from 1-6, how racist did Gura used to be in voice-coms?

>>83289549
Please don't reply to shitposters.

>>83289549
I am actual confusion, why did you post about water heater in bedrooms? I don't think either schizobuds insinuated that?

Show me your tf2 spray faggots.

>>83289549
here me out. What if Gura's streaming setup is in her basement?

Time to use YOLOv5 to autohide all the fucking dinogura spam

>>83289585
how long ago? idk if you can do it nowadays, feels like you'd get banned everywhere, can't even call anyone a retard anymore or say you "raped" them when you win

>>83289826
That's good and all, but unless she have gotten rid of her basement phobia she has talked about on stream iit seems somewhat unliikely \o/

https://exhentai.org/g/3027787/cab9dcba5c/?p=24
Booba Gura huhaha (scroll down)

I believe Gura when she said she's nice. She's too self-conscious to say slurs at people.

>>83289826
She told us she streams from her room and it has a sloped ceiling.

>>83289865
Nah, I call plenty of rounds "rape rounds" I've never been banned for it.

>>83289939
They can make the AI use any style they want and they choose a shitty one. The faces are horrible.

Alright I need a dino break chumbies. I'm trying to finish the rdr2 challenges

>>83290114
Get back here!

>>83290176

>>83289865
Valve is basically one of the few companies left that don't really ban people for text/vc. No clue about TF2 but the worst you can get in CS2 is being muted off the start but even that takes a ton of reports before it happens

>>83290062
oh yeah, I didn't read the title...

>>83289931
When did she say that? Also she could have her computer in her utility room and that would also have the hot water heater in it

>>83290114
which ones are you doing right now?

>>83289715
Because Gura says she streams from her bedroom, and since we can sometimes hear the water heater or she mentions the water heater being loud, it must mean it's in her bedroom closet. Did you really need that explained to you?

>>83290249

>>83289961
Hmm, i don't know, empirically when people say they are X, more often than not they are the opposite, when someone says they are openminded they are the most narrowminded and judgemental people i've ever come across, when people say they aren't racist they go on to say that voter ID should not be implemented because black people don't know how the DMV works (plenty of such videos on YT), "anti-fascists" attack everyone they disagree with and burn down entire city blocks during "peaceful protests", etc etc etc. The nicest & most wholesome people don't toot their own horns

>>83290319
I'm doing the one where you have to rob 4 stores and I keep shooting the cashier by accident.

>>83289826
She probably doesn't have a basement on account of possible flooding.

>>83290255
really? It's been a while since I played any multiplayer games from valve actually...

>>83290375
>Did you really need that explained to you?
And do i have to explain to you that sounds travels more than 4 meters?

>>83278612

Volvo should add a dino hat to pyro.

>>83290436
ah, bandit challenges aren't that bad, most are pretty fun imo, hunting and gambling were really tedious and frustrating for me

>>83290488
Water heaters are a little loud, but you're not going to hear it through multiple rooms or walls, especially since Gura has sound proofing in her streaming room.
The fact her mic ever picked it up in the first place means it must literally be less than 15 feet away from her setup. i.e. in her room, most likely in the closet.

>>83290656
>Volvo
HLTV-bud or has Volvo spread outside confinement?

>>83290797
Volvo is everywhere now

>>83290797
Calling valve by another name has existed for years now gatekeepingbud. You didn't commit to your duty enough and now the enemy is inside the gates.

I think Guras water heater excuse is just a coverup for the Sophia Urista cumbud under her chair that is gurgling & slurping a bit to loudly

There need to be more games with incontinence in them so we can get streams about Gura's fetish.

>>83290706
Yeah I wonder how bad the gambling challenges are going to get.

Why in the fuck are these guys talking about them goddamn water heaters again?

>>83291675
It's genuine autism. They're so focused on being right that they're arguing over information that's potentially dangerous for Gura.

Fucking water heaters and offcourse America just had to be fucking assbackwards autistic with them too; who the fuck thought it would be a great idea to use an open flame in millions & millions of homes that is hooked up to gas pipes?

https://youtu.be/gRzSKcRtsLA?t=1

not gura but holy shit this is cute
https://x.com/m1zzka/status/1825508917910347876

>>83291967

Upload finished: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1TUpQerE8K/

So Gura was talking about doll collecting and seemed pretty into the idea. I know Shiori is huge on her doll collection and has tons of hem but they have never really interacted directly. Is there anyone else in Hololive thats into dolls like that?

>>83292461
Someone sent a super and said Raden does

>>83292537
Hmm the black and white hair comboed girls huh? I probably shouldnt be surpised

My highs are higher and my lows are lower. This is love.

>>83292919

>>83291516
the problem with them is that most are pure RNG, I gave up at challenge 8 because you have to win blackjack with at least 3 hits 3 times

>>83293122
Can you save scum through it?

>>83293122
That does sound pretty annoying

>>83292461
please, no. Dollfags have already ruined buyfag threads more than it already was.

pollinate me

Time to hunt some chumbud, total chumbie death, i WILL BE THA LAST CHUMBIE

>>83294380
I do, every night

>>83294380
Those hips are for bearing my children T o T

greybuds status?

Gura deserves to get sexually bullied T u T

>>83294630
fully erect

>>83294833
this one, guts bud

Love wife
Life good

>>83294833

>>83293495
not sure, maybe for the domino one, it's not like you can make a quicksave in rdr2, reloading will spawn you somewhere in the area

>>83294833

I'm still thinkin about arthur morgan. Hes just pixel on a screen yet he felt like a real human bean

>>83290950
It sure is. Some people even own two.

>>83295689
Always flick the bean whenever it's possible

>>83291940
Considering how few houses ever explode like that unless there's a meth lab, compared to the number of houses in the US, it seems like it was a decent idea.

Gura's forehead is cute

>>83295689
That's the way it is.

>>83295919
may I stand on chicken?

>>83295913
Give it a kiss

>>83296072
I want to so bad

>>83295832
>it seems like it was a decent idea
Typical burger logic "Why built houses like in yorope where it is impossible for houses to explode at all when we instead can built houses that have the possibility to explode albeit a small possibility"

But burgers also build their houses with the structural integrity of wellpapp & styrofoam so they get completely leveled at even the slightest thought of a gust of wind, punch a wall in burger home and your fist goes through the wall, punch a wall in yorope home and your entire upper body will be covered in a cast for 5 months. Stupid fucking burgers building cardboard box houses in tornado states and then act all supplies when their house turns into firewood

>>83296072
Mm, it tastes just like raisins

>>83296302

>>83296302
I don't wanna talk about lemonade right now

>>83296072

>>83296209
>cardboard box houses in tornado states and then act all supplies when their house turns into firewood
Who cares when Brad Pitt comes and builds a new home for you anyway?

>>83296209
it's better to use cheap materials since you will have to rebuild it anyway.

>>83296809
Speaking for the rest of Europe, we don't claim the imperialists as a part of Europe, they are the Americans of Europe and thus also have these ass backwards ideas :S
(doesn't count)

>>83297018
Literally every european nation has published pictures of their houses turned into rubble by gas explosions.

>>83297018
so only eastern europe?

Wife illustration on screen soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg72ncXujdE

>>83292461
Wait she never quit that hobby?

Given that Nerissa has BD blocking out from thursday on Im going to assume she won't be allowed to stream after wednesday, or maybe thursday at the latest. My guess is no stream tomorrow, stream wednesday, then nothing until BD is over.

>>83296809
Compare that house, still standing, just add some silvertape and plastic padding and it is as good as new to the American house in the video which completely disappeared, no sign of a house anywhere and took 2 neighboring houses with it. Eurobe masterrace, as usual

Gura, I have seen many comments of fans cumming to the thought of you having hair so long that it drags on the floor, since you mentioned its weight hurting your scalp.

>>83297550
No, check the image, they say they must tear it down and rebuild it. They spent all the extra money on sturdy materials for nothing. It's a pointless expense.

>>83297495
safe to assume all of EN except justice will be off for at least thursday through sunday

>>83297489
cute

Goob night chumbies

>>83297853
>It's a pointless expense
Ah yeah, house still standing, explosion not even penetrating the inner walls so the rest of the rooms and it's occupants would be safe during an eggsplosion and kept it contained to the room itself, you are right, it's needlessly expensive, who cares that the Burger home took it's occupants + neighbours with them due to the flimsy construction that couldn't even contain the explosion in their own lot, 5 death is nothing to bother with and try to prevent when you can save some nickels on lumber

Americans are cannonfodder anyway so whatever, hopefully Gura is safe with her crappy heater

>>83298022
sharkdreams

>>83298586
Oyasame

chumbies i woke up and there's been an entire members stream announced and streamed while i slept
was it good? does anyone have the chatlog?

>>83296209
Your yurop homes are centuries old stone coffins where the ceiling is 6 ft high because that was taller than anyone around back 400 years ago. You have no lawn and are packed like sardines so that you're forced to listen to your neighbors shouting their 5 AM call to prayer.
All your new homes are made with drywall, wood, and cement, just like burger homes.
And it doesn't matter what the fuck your house is made of in tornado states. It isn't surviving an F3-F5 tornado unless you live in a low profile concrete dome.
You stupid yuros don't even know what a real tornado even is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxdFh8nYMgM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KmCTV7-0gJM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=T2Qu7cgwJmw
And most of all:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUteQeWRFHY

>>83298586
sharkdreams

>>83298586
sleep tight buddy

>>83298718
It was good, she got corrupted by chat talking about porn (no joke), she desperately need correction now

>>83298257
It's like a fragmentation grenade, those heavy bricks pulverize everything in their path when they're sent flying by an explosion. You should focus on preventing the gas explosion, not your bizarre fascination with heavy, expensive building materials.

>>83298718
It was lovely, I feel very loved and reassured

>>83298740
nta, but
>You have no lawn and are packed like sardines
not true
>All your new homes are made with drywall, wood, and cement, just like burger homes.
not in my area, I agree on the rest.

>>83298990
>You should focus on preventing the gas explosion
Yeah, most of Europe already did, by the genius brilliance of not using gas at all and instead using electric stoves and electric water heaters that does not use an open flame, unlike burgerland. And expensive materials that keeps us cold in the summer and warm in the winter, saving both cooling and heating bill and also actually make us survive changing conditions, unlike the burgers which a slight change in conditions completely fried their powergrid, made people homeless, without water, unlivable conditions in their home, had to shelter in gymnasiums https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/news/great-texas-freeze-february-2021

Living the American dream

I like to shit on the real life idiocrazy that is america as much as the next one but this is a Gura thread soooooooooooooo?

Did she move to another timezone?

>>83299619
No, she moved within her timezone

>>83299544
more like the entirety of western civilization

Gura.

Gura moved in with me, so I can take care of her

my partially retired shork wife!

look

>>83299398
Texas has a separate power grid from the rest of the US because they're stupid. It's failed before, but it's Texas. The rest of the US' poqer grid doesn't usually fail. You should have done your research. We use natural gas because we have more of it than anyone else in the world and are energy independent, unlike yuroxucks that have to pipe in petrol from Russia.
Also, the only reason you have anything nice at all is because the US spent trillions of of dollars rebuilding Europe after WWII with the Marshall Plan, which we never made you pay back and today our military dominance allows it so you don't have to spend more than 2.5% GDP on your own military or military tech (which most of your countries don't even do) because big strong America onii-chan will come to protect you if anything bad happens.

>>83300476

>>83300502
>because the US spent trillions of of dollars rebuilding Europe after WWII with the Marshall Plan
So? You got a pretty sweet statue from us, i say that makes us even

>>83300590
OMG ITS THE STATUE OF LITERBEE

>>83300476
It's abuse if she doesn't know what's happening.

>>83299398
>More than 30 percent of energy used for cooking in EU homes comes from gas.
what's with you euros just making up weird propaganda that's easily debunked? I guess that's why your monarchy or monarchy-equivalents are so keen on banning free speech there.

>>83300590
You mean that statue of a French whore that lets anyone walk up her dress and rusted and turned green less than 20 years after you gave it to us?
Yeah, well... I suppose it is kind of a cool statue, and I guess I like green more anyway...

>Heed my words: my name is Gawr Gooba, and I have never known defeat.

Original post:
>Most of Europeans use electric stoves

Obviously the math genius that America seem to produce an abundance off comes in swinging thinking 30% is more than the original posters "most" claim, sugoi:

>>83301010
>>More than 30 percent of energy used for cooking in EU homes comes from gas.
>what's with you euros just making up weird propaganda that's easily debunked?

Freaking William James Sidis over here thinking 30% is more than 50% (hint: most >= 50%)

>>83301411
>Electric stoves are overall more common in the U.S., with 68 percent of households owning one
just making up weird shit again, huh eurotard? Why don't you just start chimping out and screaming about hating Americans instead of bothering with any numbers? There's no point in you subhumans trying to sound intellectual at all.

I will be the one to marry Gura. I'm glad we can all agree.

>>83301096
It's not a french whore. It's literally the light bearer. It is a depiction of Satan made by freemasons. Well, glad you like it, I guess.

80% of energy used for cooking in America comes from microwaves.

>>83301534
with "I" being, Me of course!

>>83301485
Noam Chomsky over here swinging and missing again dragging US numbers into the mix when original post and anons post exclusively talked about EU use of electrics. Sugoi again

>>83301645
i forgot that euros are actually afraid of microwaves since it uses advanced technology they don't possess.

>>83301577
Hey, now the anon will think you are the original anon, that anon is not me, i prefer the french whore

>>83301675
so you're just going to blather like an idiot and ignore that europe uses gas stoves more than usa... i mean, just admit it, europeans are practically cavemen. they're currently murdering babies in some land war using old WW2 weapons.

>>83301485
>with 68 percent of households owning one
William James Sidis again thinking that 68% is a higher number than 76% (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskEurope/comments/bg1syq/comment/elhychj/))

>>83301645
Pro microwave tip - microwaving a shot glass full of water with your food will help keep it from drying out.

ogey time to eep

>>83301880
sleep well gamer

>>83301865
I don’t know how to use microwaves. I’m too shy

>>83301844
Why did you reply twice and ignore the point both times while trying to derail with weird propaganda?

>>83301865
yeah, add some water and cover it to keep the moisture in.

im gonna buy a nuclear stove that uses uranium to cook the food

>>83301950
Chris Burke over here thinking replying with source and numbers is ignoring the point of the post, when the post only point was the numbers. The most sugoi

I thlammed my penith in the car door.

>>83301706
It's always been really funny to me when I see yuros say that if you heat water in the microwave for tea, it isn't the same as heating it in a pot on the stove.

I dunno what all these words are, but man my wife Gura sure was cute last stream wasn't she?

>>83302147
Why did you do that chumbie

>>83302145
>source is a reddit comment.
they're not sending their best...

im waiting for my opponent in master duel to stop taking forever to finish

>>83302181
Yeah, it only cooks some things like bread differently. But the device is like magic to Euros.

Gura is scared of pee crystals

>>83302328
American cooking his 90% sugar loafs in the microwave, can't make this shit up

Why did she seem so down about the Breaking Dimensions concert?

>>83302295
Is it the kind of deck that takes a billion moves just to end on a baronne and an Artemis or an actual deck?

>>83302457
>Euro doesn't even know what sugarloaves are.

goob night chumbies

>>83302537
Yubel desu

Americans taking the trademark "Mustang" and slapping it onto a SUV

what was that announcement all about?

>>83302548
dino dreams

>>83302585
who knows, I'm assuming it had nothing to do with the earbuds that were just shilled by takotori given that she didn't even wanna hear the word merchandise a few days ago
they probably fucked up and gave her the wrong date for it or something

I wonder what the cozy thing she did with Myth was, must have been when they where together in JP last time, first i thought they went to an onsen, but can't be since Mori is banned. Gura usually overstate things so maybe they just went to see the LA office?

>>83302816
Gura wasn't there long enough to do anything back in March during holofes. So it must have been during the recording for Breaking Dimensions and we don't really know when that was.

I excited for the return of dino gooba

She hasn't been back without an agenda once in the last two years, what do you think is going on this time?

Does a dinogura lay one egg at a time or a clutch?

>>83302909
She's unironically graduating.

I really hope the reason she doesn't seem excited about breaking dimensions isn't because they're skin walking her again like they did for the Connect the World concert.

>>83302933
The dino must be similar to yoshi right?

>>83302933
Dinogura lay clutches. They evolved to fight gawr and have to replenish their numbers quickly

Gura
Wife

>>83302933
I wonder what dino Gura's eggs smell like haha. I would like to smell them.

>>83302909
Cover wants her to stream to bring people back into the holobox so that they'll sell more tickets for BD.

>>83302909
She's back for Aqua's graduation

>>83302933
What if the dino gura dont lay eggs and give live birth?

I really didn't expect her to stream last night.

>>83303077
Dinogura is very flatulent. They must smell like sewer and old egg

>>83302909
She finally caught up on all of the work she was behind on because of the oat milk

>>83302816
Prepping for Hololive so be projected onto the Las Vegas sphere

>>83303079
rest assured, I will be pirating it

Where people really melting down about not getting the super secret hidden meaning behind the badge? Are anons so devoid of love that they don't know what a heart signifies?

>>83302933
What of the dinogura are like marsupials

>>83303200
The stream came out of nowhere but I really appreciated it though. Love goob

Would you return to HER ?

Gura piss?

I think many chumbuds have become a little disillusioned with all the absences and so have stopped posting as many blue hearts in chat. So now she's going to make it so that you have to do it whenever you type any message if you've been a member for four years.

>>83303686
into my mouth

>>83303721
I thought it was a 3 year badge? I am close to it.

>>83303721
*three years
Sorry. I was thinking about how the four year membership badge *should* only be about two months away and wrote four.

The ame mentions were out of control yesterday. Gurame has never been as strong as it is right now

>>83303686
What if gura pissed in my hole?

My quads hurt so bad and I don’t know why

Will she release a four year badge in october?

>>83303803
>Gurame has never been as strong as it is right now
Really? You don't think Ame will be slightly miffed that Gura said she hates tattoos on ladies?

I hope she comes back after breaking dimensions and doesn't take another break.

>>83303721
>four year membership badge
Let's be honest, if it ever comes out it will be a badge of stupidity.

>>83304094
I bet there's no one who feels dumber than those that joined membership in October 2022.

>>83304094
You seem to be the type that cheats on Gura with Fluttershy. Imagine not being a bot and still constantly spam the same image over and over again

>>83303803
Nothing will top the surprise off-collab karaoke followed by home cooked meal for pure "my wife is my bestfriend" energy

BLU IS A TATTED UP WHORE

Completely dead this time of day; europoor wageslaving, burgers sleeping, SEA awake but don't know how to write in english, fuck europe, fuck america, fuck east asia, fuck brazil

>>83304655
I’ve been up for 28 hours. I have to got into work I’m 4 hours.

>>83304215
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thud thud thud, smack smack smack, slap slap slap SLAP!!
Slap slap slap, clap clap clap, THWACK!!!
Smack smack smack, slam slam slam, CRASH!!!
Gush gush gush, squirt squirt squirt, SPLOOSH!!!

>>83304750
Yamete

I hope she does a Acolyte watchalong after Breaking Hymen concert. It has been way to long since a watchalong, i kinda think we will never watch the Mario movie she promissed us in may last year

WDSMBT

I guess this was the thing she did with myth and the announcement? A sequel to the holo listening thing?
Why is it intimate and why does she think they'll never be able to do it again?
https://x.com/ichibook_edit/status/1825804966268649597

>>83305442
>yuru yuri artist
basado

>>83305442
This is obviously not what she meant, retard

I love with goob

I was only half awake during the stream but i beginning she said she had a "big announcement" today, but i have not seen or heard anything, what happened? Did she just Alzheimer it?

>>83305971
>>83305442

>>83305971
She said it might be today, Cover doesn't seem to tell them exactly when they will announce something, just a vague idea.

>>83306041
Fuck off

>>83306058
Oh okay :D Whats up with Cover/Hololive though, when BD got announced Gura mentioned and said "I know just as much about it as you do", and it wasn't one of those times she didn't pay attention to Hololive during the break, several other EN members knew nothing about it either, and at that point the concert where only 2-3 months away, why do they never tell their plans or inform the girls, it seemed to basically be "Oh, grills btw, you make concert, good luck"

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