/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm here.

Why is it chiitoi if you never call chii?

Bad /jong/. Naughty /jong/. You deserve to be punished.

>>83217142
What did I do?

>>83219158
go ahead punk. Say it.

>>83219226
,,,Yuzu,,,?
YUZU!
YUZU!!!!!

Mahjong

local yaku + four red 5s

Majsoul Friends Room 80325(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80325

>>83219363
2/4 join

>>83219363
3/4 we can do it /jong/

>>83219363
still 3/4 HURRY UP OR IM CROSSPOSTING

>>83219363
始めた

Hey jong
I'm streaming jong
Stay alive while I'm gone.
I'm at 336/1200 so derank is possible, but very unlikely. I know that breaks the flow of this post, but I hope you can forgive this failure.
https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

you're on the list

>>83219363
well jonged

>>83219363
wj
got shit to do

>>83219363
gg, I have to go to work. Before foxhag can say he isn't a luckshitter, if he waited one turn he would have got the aka 5m upgrade to have all three akadora in his hand AND ippatsu tsumo

>>83222337
I wasn't going to ron, I was tsumo only dama for potential suuankou push. Or at least a ryanmen/suji trap.
>>83222406
>all three akadora in his hand
That's a local yaku in RC.

>>83222378
I had a extremely live yonmenchan... why would you do this to me

>>83219363
wj

>>83222718
>biggest? Yuzu shill turns into a Yuzu anti
you love to see it

>>83222489
Sanrenkou can be open right? Seems borderline redundant if it has to be closed. Should have called that 6s then.

>>83222128
Teetering on the brink of deranking is probably better stream content than actually deranking anyway

>>83222489
sanmenchan+ never wins...

>>83222406
foxhag acknowledges his blatant luckshitting. theres no to deny it

>>83223259
The trick is to get into furiten first, then it wins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z51iAr3uE8o

>>83224258
paizuri window nice

>>83224395
i prefer the crow tum desu

CROW TUMMY CROW TUMMY CROW TUMMY SO YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY MHMMMMMMM SQUISH SQUEZE JIGGLE PLEAAAAASE!!!!!!!!

>>83226025

mahjong gives me hope that, one day, sex with women will be real. until then, i shall use mikoanon to emulate the pleasure of a woman

I HATE PIPPA. SHE HAS NOT JONGED IN LIKE A MILLION YEARS. WHY HAS SHE FORSAKEN JONG? PIPPA HATE.

Dama this

I go sleep now. Koko tomorrow if /jong/ survives the night

We won't, I'm going to sage on page 10

>>83229606
I will call the police

I baked the thread, I can throw it away

Play Ron2

>>83230828
shan't

Matatabi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkqi-4Kk1Yg

odds i sleep
evens i do degenerate things

>>83235696
Have fun, anon.

have a bump before I go to sleep

>>83212805
This threads feels right on the line of off topic, no idea why they let y'all keep it up.
I'm assuming /pcg/ bans room posting now?

>>83237700
>spoiler
correct

>>83237700
We're all vtubers here

>>83216777
Chi means 7 in chink

Khubie klip bump https://youtu.be/_RmK1e7rtX4

>>83237700
We link more streams and have more discussion on active streams than some generals about talents that don't even stream.

If it wasn't for this general, not only would I miss a lot of jong streams, but for the ones that I do miss either way, I wouldn't know if cleavage or tummy was being shown.

>>83241978
We are happy to provide exposed tummy and cleavage reports to help keep our anons informed

My only day off this week is MJS maint day

>>83242688
Sorry anon but Xao Xhu walked all the way from his village to hong kong after updating the punchcard so that you and I could experience mahjong soul with the two pixel changes that will really bring the game to life. I know its an inconvenience for you, but the rest of us (who buy charms like me) only want to wait the 12 hour maintenance without worrying about your work schedule delaying anything. Please be better.

Meow

>>83212805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHRLIJ3I9qE
please add this guide to the OP
a skilled mahjong vtuber made it and it's pretty comprehensive

>>83246182
translate it

Jong? Jong.
https://youtu.be/MFMMbTa7Yxs

Fight miko fight! You can do it!

>>83237700
We link vtuber streams all the time.
Why do you care, genuine question.

LIVE!!!

>>83251946
who live? you live? me live? I'm streaming later not now!

SEX with ANYONE but MIKOANON

>>83252948
youve gone too far with this one homo

Jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs7whqA87hE

>>83253250
good post

Sex with ANONS who POST VTUBERS

Not enough yuzu this thread SUCKS

BUMP BUMP BUMP
BNUUY BUMP

>I think I'll stream more mahjong tonight
>remember it's in maintenance tonight
Fuck.

>>83258015
riichi city stream time?

>>83258285
Maybe. I just remembered Big Monke game releases tonight too so:
Odds I play riichi city until monke game releases
Evens I play 76 until monke game releases

>>83246182
that's Sio

>>83258015
it's okay, you can just stream poko with us

poko doko

poka chasu

I am willing to play strip poko

Going to the bar, this thread better have poko when I get back

>>83264465
go pick up a drunk chick and coerce her into stripping everytime you win a hand

>>83264465
I'm going to poko your prostate with my dick.

Sooooo, why don't I just give all the cookie gifts to Ichihime then? Or all non-purple gifts in general? Yeah, even without giving her gifts I'll get her to lvl 5 just by playing, but I don't lose anything by giving her gifts, I'll just speed up the process.

>>83266654
Just make sure you have 5 of the purple gifts she needs to bond. In general don't waste purple gifts unless you know you are not going to use them for bonding. As for green/blue either gift them to whoever you want to bond as much as you want, or you dust them to buy summon scrolls.

>>83267333
>In general don't waste purple gifts
Yeah, learned that in the hard way, after I dusted a purple cookie.
>or you dust them to buy summon scrolls
Did that till now, but now I realize that it's the same if I give all the gifts to Ichihime. It's actually little bit better to give all to her, cause when I give her green/blue cookies it's technically worth more than dusting that cookie. Plus I'll hear get all the lines when she reaches lvl 5.

Mahjong

I just want to play and get better but it's so hard.

>>83266654
Just whale, bro. Becoming the Protector of Cat Kingdom you were always meant to be.

updating poko and going to the mechanic
>>83269819
just play a lot and suffer

>bumps your thread

>>83273661
thank u 4 ur service

>>83275216
I would service you anytime.

can you faggots be slightly less gay?

OP you "forgot" to give me my goodnight kiss. Don't worry, I'll forgive you if you get on your back

the thread is dying, this is YOUR fault

MIKOANON with SEX (non-euclidean, 4th place in jong)

poko koko doko?

>>83281844
Koshitantan!

>>83281844

>>83277255
>>83276259
Inside you there are two MIKOANONS

>>83284259
I'm inside two Mikoanons.

>>83282040
I passed on orphans on my last stream to pursue daisangen. I made it to tenpai, but ended up dealing in.

>>83276259
/jong/ has no gayness anywhere, just brotherly /jong/er love

>wanted to post a room
>mjs is in maintenance
it's over...

consider the following

10

golf

>>83293864
played today like shit despite taking lessons and all it makes me want to do is down a bottle of whatever is in my cupboard that wont allow me to wake up again. Mahjong

>>83294152
I'm talking mini golf bro, get your short game right

>>83294200
my short game is the scratch part of my game

Apparently we don't talk about Yuzu enough here.

Incorrect

>>83295345

Good shot anon, I'm proud.

No more violence please. More brotherly (straight, not gay) love between jongers.

/jong/ should bathe together like kaavi and yuzu

>>83294152
do you *like* golf? you shouldn't feel down if you've had a bad game; treat it like solitaire
If you play it to socialize with workmates I guess it can't be helped, however
I've never played real golf

>>83298837
>I've never played real golf
You don't understand the potential that game has to induce rage.

I don't make enough money nor am I White enough to play golf

Golf is an Asian woman game, you're an Asian woman right anon?

>>83298837
Yes I like golf what i dont like it doing something and not improving at it, and in fact getting worse as i do it more. Thats something i cannot tolerate

>>83299170
old age is gonna hit you hard; you'd best start reading some Stoic philosophy or something to help you cope

>>83299216
Thats why they invented alcohol and tragic falls

see me in pga tour 2004 on ps2

Desire to whale
Waiting for the end of maint
Mogami River

For me its mario golf. Cant out shoot the koopa troopa

death

Time to whale.

>>83301816 (me)
First pull gg ez.

why does the official client take so long to download shit

>>83303842
weird, it was fast for me

>>83303842
it downloaded fast for me, should have preloaded it earlier

>didn't brick my account rolling for decos and cardinal
today was a win

doko

nigger I was on ex 4

Moco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFklDzKw-IQ

I'm gonna be sad when they remove mahjong balatro

>>83307477
i'm sad RIGHT NOW because they probably hotfixed some broken shit after their telemetry realized people were gaming too hard

when I used the joker card that doesn't let you use manzu/honors I noticed I eventually started getting 0 manzu tiles at all in my walls

Thread death approaches

Jong bump
https://youtu.be/TWsUy-CZR-A

Overslept morning bumpu

Live

When is soulatro coming back? I was asleep when it was first playable...

Sleepy /jong/

Bumping /jong/

>still in maint

Kissing jong tenderly until maint is over.

Its over...so over...

they got me with the "silence one card" condition...

>>83322386
Is this the thing it sounded like they went back into maint for?

>>83323283
yeah; maint for it ended and you can play it now

>animated tablecloth
>must play mahjong at least once a day for 14 days to obtain it
Surely you will be playing these games with your pals in /jong/, right?

>>83324967
Right...

Just noticed these, they look nicer.

I just figured that you don't actually have to read these, just skip all and go trough choices.

>>83324967
No, I wanna get to the Expert.

>>83327096
Sending a curse your way.

>>83324967
Anything but the standard blue one fucks with me. An animated one would be horrorific

>>83327293
D:

>>83327968
Heh. Enjoy being adept for another 6 months, an~on.

Sex with adepts to keep them from playing too much ranked

>>83330980
Cease this faggotry

>>83332069
Would you rather die a virgin in expert?

>>83332251
>a virgin
I have unfortunate news for you

If you do not have sex with your brothers in jong, you don't love your fellow brothers in jong.

this mahjong balatro is kinda addicting

>>83332734
I haven't played balatro, but this just feels like fishing for good scaling talismans early and resetting when you don't hit them. I also don't like how there's a bunch of timegated power.

I missclicked and lost a run that had ~50x han multi and ~2k flat points

>>83336093
I did this but it cost me over 100 ranked points...

>>83336607
Those ranked points are easier to get back than the talismans I lost

>>83336956
Haha... yeah...

>>83332069
Whats wrong with faggotry?

>>83337515
Doragon just feels insecure about that post about giving him head while he edits turning him on, don't mind him.

>tfw you ruin balatro for yourself

Pippa is pretending to be a lewd mikoanon in order to spread this conspiracy that mikoanon is actually a sex fiend slut. This is part of her greater plan to kill jong. Do not let Pippa win.

>>83337968
So you're telling me Pippa has been hitting on doragon this whole time?

>>83329948
D:

>>83338246
Time to go negative

>>83338344
Not this time!

>>83339349

>>83339349
I haven't been 4th in the last 20 ranked games.

>>83339511
You know what that means.

>>83340274
I don't know. Is it time for like 10 4th places in a row?

>>83340989
Time for you to get a watch gottem

We're gonna make it back

i should have upgraded the no word scroll

i drew an invisible tile <_<

wwyd

>>83346215
>wwyd but there's only the bakyou
I'd swap your entire hand op

>>83346215
go 13 orphans

you love to see it

>>83332448
I took doragons virginity

doko

>>83349911
Soon, my friend. Very sooooooon.

>>83349911
no, it has to be now or I won't have time before work

Majsoul Friends Room 13154(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13154

>>83351203
2/4

>>83351203
3/4

>>83351203
Started

>>83351203
gg, time for work

>>83351203
WJ

>>83351203
WJ! Surprised that game went to South 4.

>>83355173
I was really hoping for the double shadow realm

of course

>>83351203
WJ

>>83355241
I can't remember the last time I went yakitori for that long, deal into me already

>>83355347
yakitori sounds delicious

This thread dying sounds delicious

>>83358988
Once you’re done with that drink you should try sucking down my balls. Thick and salty perfect for a hot summer day having sex outside

>>83359240
Sir, that is a child out of 10

>>83359365
Perfect for manhandling since children heal like they have nanomachine bodies

Matatabi Mahjong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlt6JWuTXY8

wish i was jongin rn

>>83363515
Wish I didn't burn the shit out of these wings and fill my apartment with smoke, but here we are.

SEX with JONGERS (gay, not brotherly)

>never deal in
>4th
I hate this game.

I didn't get the hatsu....

hate pippa

simple
as

Finally made it to EX10, I never hit yakuman master to get real points though

thinkin bout jongin rn

>>83372014
why jong when you can watch jong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KOxoE5-Kg

I finally bonded Steve. Yuzu was supposed to be next, but I'm running low on teddy bears. Maybe I'll go with miko or a male.

>>83372294
because i want my animated tablecloth

>>83372508
I bonded Steve too, stop copying me

>>83373516
I redeemed her first, faker.

RiTSUKA is up up uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt124DSUeRo

>>83373589
I'm pretty sure I faith'd Steve first

>>83374387
Nm I checked Warosu you were first

why is pippa online

To roll gacha? What else

Today is the day she becomes a protector

>room invite
nyo... I have to clock out in 12 minutes

None of you better have been watching that.

>>83376706
I did

>>83376732

I just woke up...

>Doragon missed Pippa's bimonthly jong game
kek

i think pippa should stream jong and only play soulatro

>>83376899
Don't worry I covered for you

>I am getting sent to the mines when I'll be at like 90 days for the 100 consecutive login achievement
fml

>>83377425
Is there no internet access at the mine? Give me your account info and I will login for you

She just played mahjong? She didn't do any pulls?

>>83377898
They have wireless in the villages, but there might be a day where I won't have access to it. But I should be able to sort something out. Failing that I will give my deets.

>>83378078
Saving them for a stream maybe? That or she pulled and didn't get her or the faith needed.

Falcon, BUMP!

Jong
https://youtu.be/i3lMCAsr8mo

bumpu

>Finally sorted out my emote folders last week
>I ended up losing my favourite emote

>>83385557
What was it?

>>83386041
If I say what it was it'll lose impact if I happen to find it later... It must come as a surprise.

>>83386894
I found it for you

10

This is Asahina Hinata
She is a Vtuber
She plays mahjong
She is relevant to this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u0CQLKCiks

>>83391818

>>83391818
>>83392021
>Hinata doesn't play as Hinata

>>83391818
now THIS is mahjong

>sucking a Hatsu tile out of a woman's anus and getting a Daisangen
Mahjong tanoshii.

No dying

I haven’t bumped the thread for at least 6 hours. 済みませんごめんなだい。

>>83399216
How do I acquire the morals to work as hard as Meido?

I think malatro SUCKS

i think pippa should jong

>>83401667
you're going to have to wait a couple of months

>>83401667
She did I missed it try again around the end of the year

Time to try playing Golden rooms. I hope that initial 600 points is enough for me to not get back to Adept quickly.

>>83404709
Come home soon.

>>83399693
Find a mistress who gives you sex and money

>>83404709
We look forward to your return to adept.

>>83404709
Just try to play solid. Kekxperts are confidently retarded

I have not baked in 3-4 breads but i will not bake today either

I'll bake unless I'm busy playing Deadlock

>>83404709
Well... could be worse, I guess? In the 4 games I played I got rond (rond->is that even a term?) once, that's it. Most of the points I was losing were cause I was East and opponents tsumod...

Is this a phasenigger thread? If so, please consider moving this thread over to kiwifarms.

Sex with page 9

>>83415010
Out of 11!

>>83411689
Yes we love phase connect and if you dont youre a gay faggot. You dont have to peave or anything though you fit in

>>83410309
ron'd

koko in the near future

>>83212805
>- Should we add /doko/ to the related threads section?
https://poal.me/n2cmi9

>>83415118
>peave

I miss beatani

i think bea should jong

Denpa tweeting an ace of spades then deleting it was not on my bingo card for today...

>>83420283
?

>>83420283

>>83420489
Does this means shes wearing a plug?

what if we play mahjong before the thread dies?

local yaku + four red 5s

Majsoul Friends Room 86536(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86536

>>83420489

>>83421121
4/4 but im going to grab an orange

>I wasn't fast enough

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

okay, time to log off for another month

very cool anon thanks for sharing

where bread

>>83423216

bread
>>83423220

No more!