/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I'm now fully awake. Fug

My mommy forgot to feed me before she went to bed... WAHHH!!!!!

I assume the last threads were bad, were there any soundposts made? Please post them. Thanks.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>83241889
Last threads were garbage, yeah, not sure about soundposts.

I like looking at art of gooba eating but not in an architect way

>>83242010
Did you hear Gura say she wanted to make her daughter fat? She DOES look at it in an architect way.

if shes never used the bathroom on stream before then does that mean she really did piss herself in the first outlast stream?

>>83241839
Creatura...

>>83242119
It's obvious she did piss herself. How are we still holding that in doubt?

A question to the smug assholes in this thread
Are chumbuds winning?

>>83242257
>raised a bratty gambling addicted child with my wife
what do you think?

thinking about how gura didnt wash her hands after peeing in the latest stream. pissy fingies

>>83242257
I fapped to the noise she had made while gambling, twice. Third time incoming. So yes I am winning.

>>83242257
I can't believe she role played as a child.

>>83242314
Guys... I think Gura never washes after peeing. Imagine her pisssy piss everywhere all over her house

I wish an artist would draw fanart of Gura's pee speedruns.

>>83242314
>>83242467
I am sorry but that's not true. Technically she doesn't wash her hands but I lick her hands clean every time she's done peeing.

>>83242314
There's no proof she had pissy fingers, because there's no proof she wiped at all, she could have just let her cunny air dry.

>>83242687
i noticed that many gura artists are also ZZZ artist

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>83242745
We do know that she wiped with the t-shirt before. So it's fair to assume that she'll wipe with something. I think she wipes with the clothes she's wearing.

>>83242939
She grabs a dirty towel or clothing from the floor and wipes with that.

GURA RETWEET!!!!

WIFE AWAKE

not reading this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Goob morning Goob

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i love gura

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

WIFE WIFE WIFE

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83243973
she is horny

>>83244025
was horny

Gura pees really fucking fast. I don't believe she's really getting up to go to the bathroom, unironically, it's too fast.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>83244166
She doesn't wear panties at home.

>>83244409
She must not wear ANYTHING on her lower body. That would add 5 seconds by itself.

>>83244457
>nothing below the belt
>doesn't wash hands
>pisses in the corner of her room
I believe it.

I don't remember the context at all but someone said she sounded like she was in a litterbox and that comment really got to her.
Also unrelated but it was really cute when her cat randomly showed up :3c

>>83244555

For King and Cunny!

>>83244677
She treated her cat weird compared to the other times it showed up. Maybe she already got the new kitty and doesn't want to talk about it.

>>83244555
Maybe she has a bedpan

>>83244677
>my oshi pees in a litter box

gura liked the dice game but if you showed her a similar standalone game she would turn her nose up at it. why is she like this

>>83241839
Anti

>>83244166
Poverty is scary have you never heard of rooms across bathrooms or even more advanced bathrooms inside of your room? And she’s like 60lbs there’s not much pee to store

>>83245481
Gura only liked it within the framework of her mostly imagined narrative. She liked being a brat gambling with oji-sans, not the game itself.

>>83244728
Gura has turned into a crazy cat lady.

This girl is perfectly built for sexual bullying, breeding, and ryona T u T

Discuss Gura's sticky notes.

I love my wife so much!!

>>83246711
Can we discuss the smoothness of her front parts instead?

>>83246947
Yes, as long as you aren't the bushy poster.

Goob morning retards

>>83247047
Goob morning faggot

>>83244058
>*Le touché*

>>83244728
Gura has never shown any affection to chubie on-stream for some reason.

>>83247529
Watch streams.

It really never seemed like she liked chubie that much, so I'm surprised she's even getting a second cat.

>>83247573
I've heard hundreds of women talk about their cats, anon. Gura doesn't talk about him affectionately and never has. At best, you can say she's kinda tsundere towards chubie, but she doesn't go on about how cute he is or anything. She used to talk about how he liked to snuggle into her armpit or chase and bite her feet when he was a kitten, but that's about it. Most of the time, she talks about him as if he's somewhat of an annoyance.

I wonder if she's moving or already moved during her break?

Sex with a fembud.

>>83246711
I made her notes sticky.

>>83248013

It's sometimes difficult to introduce cats to new cats. I hope she looks up video guides on youtube.

>>83248211
Gura is exactly the kind of person to look up guides don't worry.

I just want a take a nap.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>83248409
>>83248459
fuck off anti

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking DImensions?

>>83244314

How the hell did i miss this stream last night. What a bad chumbud am i

https://youtu.be/mfqx0dCTL38?si=HqvrheljbUde9SjO

I want a loli shark girl wife named Gura.

anyone got some thematic gura pics to be used as desktop background? something subtle or artistic

ugh i came from that

>>83249828
La basé

so gura really just said she has never had her blood drawn. someone as sickly as her, who supposedly almost died from how sickly she was, has never had her blood drawn? she lies as easily as she breathes

>>83252000
I cant believe she had never been camping before either.

>>83241946
samen

>>83251222
How about this?

>>83252000
She passes out every time she gets blood drawn so she doesn't remember it. As far as she's aware she goes to the doctor, he takes her vitals and asks her a few questions, and she wakes up at home

>she
If by that you mean sisters like yourselves with these weak rrats, then I agree

>>83246468

>>83251116
god I love Gura

Hi

>>83253001

la creatura

MY wife

>>83252139
ToT

MY Gurandma

gura's long long stinky hair

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>83256421
ye

>>83255452
I got a small oil stain on this shirt, feels bad

>>83255452
Are these shirts still on sale?

>>83257442
no

I want to hear just gura sing that song she did in last year's holosummer.

>>83257629
>Gura repeating something she's already done before but worse (in her mind)
Never gonna happen.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I really love Gura's body TuT

Goob afternoon chumbies. I love Gura, how are u.

>>83259171
Hello chumbie, I'm trying to fight my urge to eat

>>83259171
Hello chumbie, I'm playing wc3 customs.

Hello fruitcakes, it's me, the ribbed condombud from "One hand clapping", remember she talked about ribbed condoms in that stream? I found another instance where Gura talked about condoms: https://youtu.be/JeJI-jUFcaI?t=7516

"Leashed for your pleasure", why does my wife love to talk about condom so much and why does she know so much?

>>83259642
We've answered you hundreds of times but I guess you're just a braindead ritualposter.

Buds, i've been fighting for my life using minoxidil for 4 months now, should have seen results by now but it hasn't even slowed down the process, my life is over :( Tell my wife i love her o7

>>83259793
>100 times
>First time i mention that stream
Hello mr John Titor

>>83256508
It's beautiful
UOOOOOH!!!

can we get someone who watches and posts about vods that isn't a schizo shitposter

Gura commissioned a new stinger... For some reason. Reminds me of the Nintendo switch layout, I think she does these things to try and motivate herself to stream. I truly believe that she's trying her best.

>>83259936
I will find more timestamps with my condom loving wife, you just wait

>>83259936
I don't really like to watch old vods unless theres a good reaction to a game I like. Some people just have too much time.

>>83259936
watching old streams usually makes me kinda sad, sorry
If I can find a moment later in the week I'll give it another shot and report back

/ggg/ fucking sucks honestly, y'all deserve the condom poster(deadbeat)

Did Gura see the peebud ritualposter and wanted to add some more to the list? Thats why she scheduled some pee breaks yesterday?

>>83260148
Can you find the morgellons mention chumbie?

>>83260219
Fuck off retard stop trying to take credit

>>83260219
There's a pee ritualposter?

>>83260319
? Is there really no non-schizo posters in ggg?

It felt like Gura ended abruptly yesterday, did anyone else feel similar?

>>83252000
>>82285749
>>81203802
>>80705840
>>79702891
>>79702762
>>79370496
>>77069611
>>76625891
>>75380755(You)
>>75380811
>>75381131(You)
>>75381258
>>75382920(You)
>>75383282

So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder
Mythomania

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

>>83260407
Ironic.

>>83260467
Probably remembered she had another meeting at 12jst since they usually have them at that time.

>>83260536
i hope she ravages my anushole with her thick girthy slimy fucking shark cock

Mama shark had a serious talk with Gura about going for long periods without peeing while drinking coffee and soda. She was the one who probably forced her to take at least 2 pee breaks during streams unless she wants to get stones in the future.

>>83260536

>>83260643
why are you making things up? it's not even an interesting thing to make up

>>83260670
>anon trying to find a meaning, reasoning & substance with schizo shitposts in ggg

I think Gura just muted her mic for 30 seconds while going to the "bathroom" yesterday

>>83260794
What's the exact timing on her pee breaks? Is anyone writing them down so we can compare over time?

>>83260573
>>83260610
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>>83260796
Buy 4chan premium you fucking looser

>>83260834
~55 seconds. Her fastest one yet

>>83260834
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>83260918
Please update your ritualpost to include all pee breaks as well as their exact timing with timestamps.

>>83260918
>https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644 [Embed]
iirc she didn't wash her hands during that pee brekk either, why is she such a filthy creature, i can never imagine me using my pee stained hand to touch my mouse and keyboard, so disgusting

I think Gura has a piss bottle that she uses. She pees way too fast, I think her time is literally impossible unless she's wearing no clothes and her bathroom is right next to her room.

>>83260894
Wasn't her dark souls pee break 55 seconds?

>>83261007
Why would you need to wash your hands after peeing? Do you piss all over your hands? And you call others filthy creatures?

I need a dino break

>>83260467
she saw that I msgd her in discord and wanted to leave asap

>>83260537
Hmmm... Plausible. She would normally mention them but maybe she felt like it would spawn more rrats or make people even more mad at management especially with how people are so suspect of Cover right now.

>>83260467
It's over

>>83261037
My list says 65. But not entirely sure.

>>83261007
Why are you getting piss all over your hands retard

>>83261181
>list
That sounds like exactly what I'm asking to be posted. Please post it.

>>83261037
It was 63 seconds

IDOLS DON'T PEE OR POOP!!!

>>83261074
You are a fucking retard that can't grasp stray microscopic stray droplets, or touching the filthy flush button & tons of other bacteria ridden touchpoints in a bathroom.

You are the reason pandemics exists

>>83261238
Grt better immune system, weakling.

>>83261238
If it's microscopic then washing your hands would do nothing. Checkmate.

Can someone post the bashed in head Gura with drooling? I am to fucking stupid to find it in the archives. Thanks in advance sweetie

>>83261203
It's just a shitty excel file. The other ones are Outer Wilds at 68, and two times during One Block at 120 and 125 seconds

>>83261364
I know she's peed more than that. Does nobody on the planet have a complete, accurate list of Gura's piss breaks?

>>83261418
She sharted in visage(?) too and abruptly ended the stream after that while sounding very timid/embarrassed, you want that included too or are you just a pee connoisseur?

>>83261418
It sounds like you would be the person that has it, but you don't, so fuck off.

>>83261418
There's also that one time during that one Kirby stream

Speaking of peeing, as someone who has not gotten my dick amputated right after birth, how do you circumcised bud empty your tubes? I just squeeze my pp like an empty tootpaste tube, can't imagine raw-squeezing my gland without it being covered. Do you amputated dick havers squeeze your naked dick gland to get the last pee out?

>>83261512
Also devil may cry.

Terraria
Devil May Cry
Kirby
Outer Wilds
Synchronized Pee with Fauna
One Block pee
Dark Souls

What else am I missing? I'll go through and get timestamps later. The stream only is enough.
>>83261482
I don't think the Outlast pee counts as a pee break. It is definitely notable though

I'm actually feeling pretty good today. My wife streamed and I got a proper sleep.

>>83261856

She never peed herself during Outlast btw. You guys just delusioned yourselves into believing that she did simply because she got spooked.

she almost never calls it "Idol meeting" either(only when chat or another holo described it as such), she almost always just says that she's going to the bathroom or to pee

>>83262110
I still remember when she made fun of that while pouring a drink during a karaoke

Imagine Gura peeing on your lap and feeling her warm cunny pee run down your legs T u T

>>83262110
If we conditions her correctly i am sure we can get her to do a Kobo in a future stream <3

>>83262235
What's "a Kobo"

I'm still thinkin about arthur morgan

>>83262299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izidXGyPdSM

>>83262323
This is pissbud country! Get out of here you varmint.

>>83262323
Holy fuck what is that chimp language. OOOOF

Those art reposts are much later this time. Hopefully that means she got some good sleep.

>>83262395
extremely rude to chimps

It's not racist if I just only like white girls right? I don't hate anyone, but I only like white women.

>>83262532
Fuck off Jane

>>83262657
Listening to wild animals communicate is actually interesting while this disgusting language that ID speaks sounds like they're choking on cocks the whole time.

>>83262616
it's normal if you're also white

>>83263021
I'm as pale as can be. The sun is my enemy.

I like white women, I like asian women, and I like latina women. Asian and Latina women are best trad wife material compared to white women sadly. Even when messing around with them in a short term fling they were always lovey dovey compared to white girls.
t. Ojisan

Remember during the GTA stream where chat said that Gura needed exercise and she said she wanted to go to a trampoline place? I finally did that, 10/10, can recommend

>>83263353
I've always wanted to go to one of those places. My parents were scared I would snap my neck

>>83263353
Holy moly look at that big boi go!

>>83263353
that's pretty good, looks really fun too!

>>83263993
chronic tummy sleeper from the pov of the bed

>>83263353
For a big boy, he is surprisingly agile

Why did Gura have to say the semi retired shit. It doesn't even make sense in context
>uh I barely stream so when I do stream I'm gonna start pissing instead of holding it in
???
What was the "joke" chumbies are coping about

Don't care desu

>>83264379
even the discord chumbies and the twitter chumbies are uneasy about that line, this pleases me greatly. gura is literally the perfect brat

>>83259171
anhyytvvxfinnyrefgg

>>83264379
Ask her yourself. She can make nonsensical and insensitive jokes at times.

>>83264497
It will be daijoubu.

>>83264379
Maybe she meant to say "semi retarded"? Freudian slip

>>83264496
And none of them will tell Gura how they feel about it just like all the other things they complain about.

>back to hoping a stream will pop up
man feels weird going from not expecting anything and disconecting myself from holo to checking the thread and her channel like a loon because of a couple streams

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WIFE

WIIIIIFE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1v2nTr-8cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1v2nTr-8cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1v2nTr-8cw

Greybuds are shitting themselves right now

oh this is gonna be painful

>2 month away
>all streams is about babies and raising children
What does she mean by this?

Gura's going to panic so hard playing this, it'll be a shitshow. I can't wait!

>>83265044
this game is a joke wtf are you talking about

>>83265044
is it hard?

>>83264702
Like Mittsumi even deleted the genuinely distressed tweet that was made in reaction to the partially retired statement. These people just actively refuse to express any disapproval to things Gura does.

Man I gotta board a flight later.
Guess it's the vod for me.

>>83265073
This is gura, she always gets overwhelmed, panics and forgets basic controls and stuff in games

My freaking bank has implemented a new anti phishing policy: no international recurring payments, which YouBoob uses, so no Gura :S Why can't YT just do recurring from PayPal...

>>83244696
For s’ghetti too!!!

Will Mori move her frame again?

I just wanna fuck this slut and knock her up, is that too much to ask?

>>83265219
Can't you do a manual payment?

public streams doko?

So there’s a difference between a solar eclipse and a lunar eclipse. What I’m trying to figure out is what’s the difference between a lunar eclipse and a full moon. I asked chatgpt and now I’m even more confused.

>>83265279
You had one yesterday? Go watch it

SHE RESPONDED TO ME

>>83265267
Nope, YT only have automatic monthly renewals, as far as i can see, if i'm not blind :S

Is this her first gaming member stream?

>>83265311
A lunar eclipse is a full moon but it's dark

>>83265379
Newfag

>>83265411
I'm genuinely asking anon

>>83265394

Gura has eaten another cookie.

>>83265226
I love s’ghetti so much, almost as much as Gooba...

>>83265434
It's not

>>83265236
kek that would be so fucking funny

>>83265449

>>83265466
what has she played before?

>>83265497
Mario Kart

Well, this is another opportunity to voice your complaints, but I know you still won't do it.

>>83265497
>>83265517
and Dome Keeper

>>83265437
It can't see the sun so it gets lonely and dims its lights

>>83265499

>>83261815
Since the chumbies with memories are here I'll ask again did I miss any streams where Gura peed other than last one?

Was the failed Trials Evolution a member stream or did i just imagine that?

>>83265553
Yeah, but isn’t that what happens during a lunar eclipse too? I don’t understand why this is so hard for me to grasp.

Is she doing is for members only because she's embarrassed about playing a shmup for the first time?
How is this creature still so cute after so long?

>>83265641
That is a lunar eclipse. During a regular full moon, the moon can see the sun on the other side of the Earth so it turns its lights on to say hi.

>>83265643
she loves us

>>83264496
everyone who isn't larping is a little uneasy and has been for two years, what else is new

What's the yellow/blue thing in the thumbnail? She's got a yellow/green one in the title. What's it mean?

>>83265728
it means she's a newfag

>>83265700
Oh wait, I got my terminology mixed up. Instead of full moon, I meant to say new moon.

>>83265728
Novice?

>>83265728
Its what new drivers in Japan have to put on their vehicles. Its the universal sign for noobs

>>83265775
>>83265784
Why does it mean that? is there some game that has that as the new player symbol or something?

>>83265643
I kind of wish she had more confidence in her gaming skills. She's honestly not that bad when she stops putting herself down.

>>83265785
Oh okay. I'm going to assume this is true if nobody corrects it. Neat.

>>83265808
Shoshinsha marks originated for new drivers, as the anon stated, you already got the origins answered and yet you retarded ass asked again

>>83265838
Its on wikipedia too chumbie

>>83265870
I looked away from the tab when I had a post queued, forgive me.

>>83265826
The Dante boss fight in DMC4 and Elden Ring destroyed her confidence to play games with any amount of difficulty

>Gura posting frame this late
>Actually changed her timeslot for good
i'm not sure how i feel about this

Holy shit it's true! Gura loves me the most!!
Sorry Greys.

>>83265236
Mori cares for Gura's members even less than Gura herself

>>83265991
>Actually changed her timeslot for good
retard

>>83265991
>this late
but is early...

>>83265778
New moon is between the Earth and the sun. It's visible during the daytime. Full moon (and lunar eclipse) happens when the Earth is between the moon and the sun and you see them at night.

>Members only gaming stream
Fucking based

>>83266071

Actually, now that i think about it, it is kinda weird to have a pee counter added to the stream, it's one thing to have an internal memo to go to the toilet and a completely different thing to actually advertise it for 3 hours, kinda a weird thing to do

>>83266131
Oh wait I didn't even realize it was members only, isn't this only like the 2nd time she's done a game stream for members?

>>83266236
>isn't this only like the 2nd time she's done a game stream for members?
Literally scroll up retard

>>83266236
Does no one read the threads anymore? Atleast read the last 10 or so posts

>>83266226
Shes seen how much fauna goes to piss and wants to do it too

>>83266012
??

I'm feeling much better now, I missed the first 2-3 minutes, did she say anything before the cat emote?

Your faith was strong, but you needed proof
You saw Gura bathing on the roof
Guras beauty in the moonlight overthrew ya
Gura tied you to a kitchen chair
Gura broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

>>83265985
The Dante boss was more her not understanding that it was effectively a mirror match where the boss can automatically read certain moves and she said she was overwhelmed by the open world aspect of Elden Ring. Not really fair to say she's bad at games in general from stuff like that. She has plenty of feats like in Project Diva or Mario Kart and even other games were she actually does comparatively better than other Holo members. Don't know why she puts herself down so much.

Just another confirmation that Gura just wants a smaller comfy audience to chill and shoot the shit with.

On my way.

>>83266476
She could just make her chat members only and it would effectively be the same.

>>83266460
It's a shame, i don't understand why she takes it so seriously, like the time she said she wanted to play Sekiro on stream: "I have to practice and get good first", like, for me, that removes a part of the charm and the point of a game, i want to see Gura getting good, starting a game from the very beginning and seeing the progress, if she is already good it would feel like watching a video or a pre-recording, not a livestream, hard to explain but i want to see her progress

>>83265226
Glad to have you back cutebud, we missed you

gura in chat again

>>83266071
I think I figured it out! I had to use ms paint to draw a picture to help me

>>83266214

she responded to me again!

>>83265602
I too wish to know

>>83261361
>Can someone post the bashed in head Gura with drooling? I am to fucking stupid to find it in the archives. Thanks in advance sweetie

I'm sad, you guys hate me :(

love that she's still messing with chat while doing homework

We, Members, are eating good!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1v2nTr-8cw

>>83266801
I hope someone draws that

>>83266743
I hate you even more now.

Gura deleted something? what did the guy say?

>>83266846
Time to see if Gura is a quick study in the horrifically hard to learn world of bullet hells.

>>83266686
Naruhodoooo

Yow she's sniping them

>>83266901
Pretty sure it's just people self deleting

>>83266684
Great job Chumbie! also great job to your teacher

I am so freaking excited to see Guras fat mommy milkers on telly once again <3

>bullet hell
oh nyo

>>83267248
every time gura dies in the video game her boobies shrink until they're back to normal size

>>83267457
One of her best streams.

>>83267457
I hope she gets as mad at this as she did at that, it was fucking hot.

why is prechat talking about cheese

>>83267924
scroll up. it's food so Gura probably appreciates it if she's looking

gura has discovered lead

>>83268155
Gura hates cheese, imagine being green AND newfag

>>83267248
I genuinely mean this: she doesn't suit tits. Gura is perfect the way she is, and giving her fat milkers makes her look... not like Gura at all. it's weird

>>83267924
>>83268237
>>83268216
Yeah, Gura has a weird mood for devouring lead. Good thing she is more than human

>>83268216
I have suspected that Gura have had leadpoisoning this whole time, she having pica and all, would not suppllies me

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>83268312
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>>83252000
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>>81203802
>>80705840
>>79702891
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>>79370496
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>>76625891
>>75380755(You)
>>75380811
>>75381131(You)
>>75381258
>>75382920(You)
>>75383282

So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder
Mythomania
Lead poisoning

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

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>>75380755(You)
>>75380811
>>75381131(You)
>>75381258
>>75382920(You)
>>75383282

So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder
Mythomania
Lead poisoning

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

>>83268402
But there's only 7 fembuds

chat is BLAMING EVERYTHING ON THE OAT MILK stop thatttttttttt

>>83268550
No worries, we just keep them like breeders like in Mad Max

Holy shit dood, I love her so much!

>>83268728
Oat milk is the issue though, wdym?

>>83268744
We could go the Bone Tomahawk route and remove their limbs eyes and tongues first.

>>83268486
>>>83268317 (You) (You)
Why impostering?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>83268853
I need them to see what I'm doing to them.

>>83268935
ye

>>83268935
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! EVEN IF SHE FORGETS TO FEED ME AND TRIES HER BEST TO MAKE ME DUM!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!!!

I would make Gura coffee with oat milk and would stealthily put laxatives and diuretics into it so I can witness the absolute carnage that would transpire later.
Just envision how the bathroom would smell after she's done with it.

>>83268935
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy surprised me and I'm happy to see her again today!

Gura is the type of girl that wipes back to front after >>83269039, she doesn't give a fuck

>>83266346
He's pissed he has to wageslave.

>>83269131
Holy frick what a mess the female system must be, no dick to pee with so the entire nether area is just soaked with pee and shit smeared everywhere in and around the female cavesystem, wtf, no city planning at all designing the female cunny and its neighborhood

>>83269595
if your dick isn't marinating in pee you must be circumsized

Do women really have to wipe after each piss? Can't they just wiggle a bit or something to get rid of the drops?

I know Gura loves me because she’s doing another stream after I missed the one from yesterday.

I know Gura loves me because she told me on stream :3

>>83269685
Whats that now? No my dick is not amputated and still my dick isn't marinating in pee? My pee or someone elses pee? Where does the pee come from? Sex? I am so confusion.tiff

Why isn't Gura watching the Nintendo Direct stream with us like she used to do?

>>83269934
is anything exciting being announced?

>>83269934
>us
You're the only one watching that.

>>83269992
A Nintendo Museum in Kyoto, it also serves Nintendo "Hamburguru" according to the CEO. Looks pretty neat actually