/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

why

why

>>83247864
>>83248901
What do you think the outcome of a mating press is?

>>83245959
Whatever happened to Baewatch?

Who boinked the rat?

>>83245959
Bae, quit trying to beat Mori in the gut contest, you'll never make it, you a weak rat

>>83245959

My tummy hort...

>>83253051
is the difference between Javanese and Indonesian the same as say Russian and Chechen?

>>83245959
Post that copy paste about rat pregnancy and rat milk

>>83245959
La linea nigra...

Why did she do it?

>>83253344
merely doing the Lord's work
>And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Tacos Baelz

>>83253656
i'll smear my cum all over those ears

How was Ririka and pink gato's cooking stream?

I love Ina!

recycling is good!

should I watch cici or gigis vods

I'm a 9 month deadbeat but I haven't paid a single penny. I was born for free.

>>83257146
True horror. Ririka didn't even know how to turn on the stove.

https://youtu.be/5WmGG4YTalQ
https://youtu.be/5WmGG4YTalQ
https://youtu.be/5WmGG4YTalQ
https://youtu.be/5WmGG4YTalQ
https://youtu.be/5WmGG4YTalQ
https://youtu.be/5WmGG4YTalQ
https://youtu.be/5WmGG4YTalQ

>>83257357
I don't either...too many confusing knobs and stuff

>>83257357
She's perfect

>>83257377
oh, everyone's doing these sort of shorts

Bijou doing her little meme song is actually a penis repellent.

>>83257357
Now I hope she knows how to turn it off

>>83257405
slowchama...

>>83257415
Yeah it made my dick shrivel up inside and I haven't been able to find it ever since

What happens if you break dimensions?

>>83256834
Mori is going so she can propose to Suisei on top of the Chrysler Building

>>83257415
I think that's why she does it.

Lapsama my friend

My honest opinion

>>83257415
Thats the exact reaction she wants

>>83257336
Have you enjoyed your stay? Got the member exclusive album, I hope

Missin this thing...

>>83257448
Her name is Cuban Pete, she's king of the rumba beat~

>>83257448
gumba rumba haha

>>83257377
Thanks manechan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO8snnZwT68

>>83257449

>>83257448
lotta fans of ringo starr in EN

Was Gura a good dad?

>>83257475
Yeah I checked out a couple member streams and using emotes but I was a retard and forgot to get the member album or signed one by the deadline

>>83257521
She was an especially dumb one.

>>83257498
I saw her butt

>>83257521
kinda, she said she wanted to do bad things on purpose but she couldnt force herself to bully the kid

Ririka swallows my cum because もったいない
https://files.catbox.moe/oecbko.jpg

>>83257561

>>83257569
The most heinous list yet.

>>83253656
That looks more like their gordita.

Bae a cute.

>>83257588
>when the artist spends more time drawing cocks than the girl

>>83257569
>Mori Calliope (Alpha)
Mori Calliope, as the grim reaper’s apprentice and the embodiment of death, has a strong and assertive personality. She often takes charge and displays leadership qualities, especially in group settings. Her deep voice and confident demeanor also lend themselves well to the Alpha archetype, which is typically dominant and protective.
>Takanashi Kiara (Omega)
Kiara is energetic, affectionate, and tends to express her emotions openly. As a phoenix, her role often involves themes of rebirth and renewal, which align with the nurturing and empathetic qualities associated with Omegas. Additionally, her interactions often have a more submissive and caring tone, fitting the Omega role.
>Ninomae Ina'nis (Beta)
Ina is calm, collected, and serves as a grounding presence within the group. Her Beta classification stems from her balanced nature; she’s neither overly dominant nor submissive, instead embodying stability and reason. As an artist and priestess, she often serves as a mediator or supporter, aligning with the more neutral and versatile role of a Beta.
>Gawr Gura (Omega)
Gura, despite her sometimes mischievous personality, has a playful and cute demeanor that fits well within the Omega role. She often relies on her charm and endearing nature to navigate social situations, which is a hallmark of the Omega type. Her small stature and tendency to attract attention (both positive and protective) further support this classification.
>Watson Amelia (Alpha)
Amelia, as a time-traveling detective, often takes on the role of the leader in investigations and problem-solving within HoloEN. Her assertive and sometimes chaotic approach to situations fits the Alpha archetype. She’s not afraid to take risks and assert her opinions, often guiding the direction of conversations or activities.
>IRyS (Beta)
IRyS, as the “Nephilim,” represents both hope and despair, reflecting a dual nature that fits the Beta archetype well. She can adapt to various situations, providing support where needed, but also has moments where she shines on her own. Her balanced nature and ability to oscillate between emotions and roles make her a quintessential Beta.
>Hakos Baelz (Alpha)
Baelz, the embodiment of chaos, naturally fits into the Alpha category. Her dynamic and energetic personality often puts her in a leading or dominant position, even if it’s in a more unconventional way. She exudes confidence and takes charge, especially when it comes to stirring up excitement or orchestrating chaotic situations.
>Ceres Fauna (Omega)
Fauna, the Keeper of Nature, is nurturing, gentle, and caring—qualities that align perfectly with the Omega type. She often takes on a supportive role, tending to others and creating a peaceful atmosphere. Her connection to nature and life itself embodies the Omega’s nurturing and empathetic essence.
>Ouro Kronii (Alpha)
Kronii, as the Warden of Time, exudes a commanding and authoritative presence. She often comes across as reserved but also has a strong sense of control and dominance over situations. Her cool demeanor and ability to manage time align well with the Alpha’s traits of leadership and authority.
>Shiori Novella (Beta)
Shiori's thirst for knowledge and calm, methodical nature suggest a balanced, intellectual approach to life. As a Beta, she would be driven by curiosity rather than the primal instincts that define Alphas or Omegas. Her ability to remain composed and turn any experience, even imprisonment, into a story fits well with the Beta's role of being the "middle ground" and level-headed observer in Omegaverse dynamics.
>Koseki Bijou (Omega)
Bijou's description as "The Jewel of Emotions" suggests a deep connection to feelings and a sensitivity to the emotional states of others. As an Omega, her emotional brilliance and the way she shines brighter in the presence of positive emotions align with the nurturing, emotionally attuned nature of Omegas. Her past of being fought over and imprisoned also resonates with the common Omegaverse trope of Omegas being sought after and protected.
>Nerissa Ravencroft (Alpha)
Nerissa’s powerful voice, which holds the potential to drive the world mad, and her dark, commanding presence make her a natural Alpha. Alphas often embody strength and dominance, and Nerissa’s ability to captivate and control through her music aligns with this role. Her desire to sing for others despite being sealed away shows a determination that is also characteristic of an Alpha.
>Fuwawa Abyssgard (Alpha)
Despite her playful and bouncy nature, Fuwawa takes on a protective, older sister role, particularly towards Mococo. Alphas are typically seen as leaders and protectors, and Fuwawa’s duty to look after her twin and their pet, alongside her ability to manage chaos, fits the Alpha role well. Her occasional boisterousness also hints at the confidence and assertiveness typical of Alphas.

Why is the thread so slow

>>83257521
she forgot to feed her 5yr old and gave her wine

>>83257521
She groomed her child to be a brat just so she could correct her later. She also gave her wine when she was 5yo and sent her in dark alleys full of thieves to gamble.

>>83257720
>sent her in dark alleys full of thieves to gamble
I think Gura forgot it wasn't an 18+ game..

bae won
kiara lost

>>83257699
>Mococo Abyssgard (Omega)
Mococo’s rambunctious and playful nature, along with her close bond with her sister and penchant for causing chaos, suggests a more carefree and emotionally driven personality. As an Omega, she would complement Fuwawa’s Alpha traits, creating a dynamic where her mischievous, spirited side is balanced by the protective instincts of her older sister. Her role in the prison break for fun also highlights the free-spirited, instinctual nature often attributed to Omegas.
>Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame (Alpha)
Elizabeth embodies many traits typical of an Alpha—leadership, strength, and a commanding presence. As "The Scarlet Queen," she leads missions with physical prowess and captures hearts with her voice, indicating a natural authority. Her self-discipline and stress over her responsibilities further highlight her Alpha tendencies, as Alphas often feel the pressure of leadership and the need to protect and guide others. While she may be hard on herself, her soft approach to those around her shows a protective, caring side that aligns with the nurturing aspect of an Alpha.
>Gigi Murin (Omega)
Gigi’s free-spirited, mischievous nature and her preference for following instinct over calculated thought are characteristics often associated with an Omega. Omegas are typically more emotionally driven and instinctual, and Gigi’s love for fun and chaos fits well within this role. Her ability to cause trouble and her playful demeanor would thrive in an Omega role, where she can rely on others to provide structure while she enjoys the freedom to explore her whims.
>Cecilia Immergreen (Beta)
Cecilia's balanced, laid-back approach to life and her lack of strong leadership or submissive traits suggest a Beta role. As an Ancient Automaton with a newfound curiosity and a love for simple pleasures like flowers, tea, and crafting, Cecilia embodies the calm, steady nature of a Beta. Her tendency to do the bare minimum and her lack of urgency or intensity further align her with the Beta role, which is often seen as the "neutral" ground in Omegaverse dynamics.
>Raora Panthera (Beta)
Raora’s investigative prowess, social skills, and balanced lifestyle suggest she would fit well into the Beta role. Betas are often characterized by their adaptability and ability to function well within a wide range of situations, which aligns with Raora's diverse methods of information gathering. Her interest in pop culture and pizza joints, alongside her sharp investigative abilities, highlights a balanced personality that doesn’t lean too heavily towards the dominance of an Alpha or the instinctual nature of an Omega.
>Ayunda Risu (Beta)
Risu, with her playful and mischievous nature, often serves as a bridge between the more dominant and submissive personalities in HoloID. She’s versatile, adapting to different situations with ease. Her humor and laid-back attitude place her in the Beta category, where she can be supportive or take the lead depending on the context.
>Moona Hoshinova (Alpha)
Moona, known for her cool, calm, and often stoic demeanor, fits well into the Alpha role. She exudes an aura of confidence and authority, especially in her interactions with others. Her strong presence and ability to command attention, whether through her singing or her leadership in collaborations, align with the traits of an Alpha.
>Airani Iofifteen (Omega)
Iofi’s warm, nurturing personality and artistic talents make her an ideal Omega. She often takes on a caring, supportive role within the group, creating a welcoming atmosphere. Her ability to express emotions openly and her empathetic nature are key Omega traits, making her a comforting presence in HoloID.
>Kureiji Ollie (Alpha)
Ollie’s chaotic energy and bold personality place her squarely in the Alpha category. She’s loud, assertive, and often takes charge in group settings, even if it’s in a more playful or unconventional way. Her willingness to push boundaries and her high energy make her a natural leader, fitting the Alpha archetype.
>Anya Melfissa (Beta)
Anya, with her calm and somewhat mysterious personality, is well-suited to the Beta role. She often plays the observer, offering insightful comments and grounding the group’s more chaotic members. Her adaptability and balanced approach to interactions reflect the neutral and stabilizing nature of a Beta.
>Pavolia Reine (Alpha)
Reine’s elegant and sophisticated demeanor, coupled with her leadership qualities, place her in the Alpha category. She’s often seen guiding conversations and taking charge, particularly in social settings. Her confidence and refined personality make her a strong, commanding presence, fitting the Alpha type.

>>83257705
My tummy hort so I need to lie down

>>83252589
It was basically a voice acting reel, it did it's job.

Bae isn't even streaming today
Stop posting about Bae

>>83257705
Some of the anons are practicing a big dance number at the moment.

>>83257743
Same

>>83257377
So cool

>>83257705
anon off collab orgy was scheduled last min. gomen

>>83257744
>Vestia Zeta (Beta)
Zeta, as the "Secret Agent," is cool-headed and observant, traits that align with the Beta archetype. She is adaptable and can fit into different roles depending on the situation, providing support when needed or stepping up when required. Her balanced and composed nature is characteristic of a Beta.
>Kaela Kovalskia (Alpha)
Kaela, known for her calm yet assertive personality, fits the Alpha archetype. She often takes charge in her streams, showing determination and a strong work ethic. Her confidence and ability to manage situations effectively align with the leadership and authority associated with Alphas.
>Kobo Kanaeru (Omega)
Kobo’s playful, cheerful, and somewhat childlike demeanor makes her a natural fit for the Omega role. She often relies on her charm and innocence to navigate interactions, attracting protective instincts from others. Her emotional expressiveness and endearing personality are classic Omega traits.

>>83257771
imagine the smell

Why does everyone love Bae now?

>>83257561
IRyS flaunts her ass any chance she gets.

>>83257754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNgXMdycRl0
I do what I want.

>>83257279
Me too!

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/ze92r8.jpg

>>83257699
>>83257744
>>83257792

>>83257792
[Scene: Two members of the Cover Corporation Fax-Machine Division stand in an office cluttered with fax machines. The boke, Sato, is holding a stack of papers, while the tsukkomi, Tanaka, is busy with a fax machine. Both are wearing business attire with badges that say "Cover Corporation." The stage is set to look like a chaotic office with a mix of modern and outdated technology.]

Sato (Boke): Hey, Tanaka-san! I just got the latest request from the Hololive talents. We need to get permission to stream the new Galactic Tofu Warriors game.

Tanaka (Tsukkomi): Galactic Tofu Warriors? (pauses) Wait, didn’t we just get permission for Space Basedbean Showdown last week? What’s with these space food games?

Sato: (excited) Yeah, but this one’s different! The tofu has lasers! And… I think it talks too.

Tanaka: (sighs) Of course it does. And how are we getting this permission? (gestures towards the fax machine) The usual?

Sato: (nodding) Yep! Just like we’ve always done it—via fax!

Tanaka: (incredulous) Sato, this is the year 2024! Who still uses fax machines?

Sato: (cheerful) We do! We’re the Fax-Machine Division, after all!

Tanaka: (deadpan) You do realize that’s not a good thing, right? We could just send an email or—gasp—use a phone!

Sato: (confused) A phone? Tanaka-san, we’re not cavemen! Besides, the fax machine has charm. It’s like sending a love letter!

Tanaka: (sarcastic) Yeah, nothing says "I love you" like the screech of a dial-up connection.

Sato: (proudly) Exactly! Plus, it’s got that mystery! Will the paper jam? Will the toner run out? Will the fax even go through? It’s like a game of chance!

Tanaka: (frustrated) If I wanted to gamble, I’d go to Vegas, not work in the fax department! (sighs) Alright, let’s send this thing. Where’s the number?

Sato: (fumbling through papers) Uh, let’s see… Oh, here it is! (reads) "Please fax all requests to 1-800… Are you serious?!"

Tanaka: What now?

Sato: (laughing) It’s in Morse code!

Tanaka: (facepalms) Why is it in Morse code?!

Sato: (innocent) Maybe they think it’s more secure?

Tanaka: (sarcastic) Oh, sure. Next, we’ll be sending requests via carrier pigeon!

Sato: (genuinely excited) That’s a great idea! Imagine a whole squadron of pigeons with little Hololive merch, flying to game companies all over the world!

Tanaka: (groans) Focus, Sato! How are we supposed to decode this?

Sato: (bright idea) I’ve got it! I’ll just tap it out on the fax machine keys! (starts tapping randomly on the fax machine)

Tanaka: (panicking) Stop! You’re going to break it! This is the last working machine we’ve got!

Sato: (looks serious) Don’t worry, Tanaka-san. This is how our ancestors sent their first livestream requests!

Tanaka: (disbelieving) Our ancestors? The Hololive division is barely a few years old!

Sato: (dramatic) Then it’s up to us to carry on their legacy!

Tanaka: (sighs, resigned) Fine, fine. Let’s just send this thing before I lose my sanity.

Sato: (excited) Alright, here goes! (pushes the button)

[The fax machine starts whirring loudly, shaking the desk.]

Tanaka: (concerned) Why is it making that noise?

Sato: (whispering) It’s communicating… with the other side!

Tanaka: (sarcastic) The other side of the office, maybe! (the noise gets louder, and the lights flicker) What’s happening?!

Sato: (panicking) I think… I think I sent the fax to the CEO by mistake!

Tanaka: (freaking out) You what?!

Sato: (nervous) It’s fine! He’ll probably just think it’s a really enthusiastic fan letter!

Tanaka: (facepalming) Or he’ll think we’re playing Galactic Tofu Warriors in real life!

[Suddenly, the fax machine spits out a reply. Sato grabs it eagerly.]

Sato: (reading aloud) "Permission granted. Please stop faxing us. Sincerely, the Galactic Tofu Warriors team."

Tanaka: (relieved) Thank goodness. We actually got it!

Sato: (grinning) See, Tanaka-san? I told you the fax machine never fails!

Tanaka: (sighs) Yeah, yeah. But next time, we’re using email. I’m not risking another heart attack over a talking tofu game.

Sato: (teasing) You just don’t appreciate the art of faxing, Tanaka-san. It’s like haiku—short, mysterious, and makes no sense to anyone under 30!

Tanaka: (sighs) And with that, I think I need a coffee… and maybe a new job.

[Both walk off the stage, with Sato cheerfully whistling a fax machine jingle, while Tanaka looks exhausted.]

[End Scene]

>>83257798
they hand out that under the nose balm you use when autopsying cadavers

>>83257415
Now that you make me think about it, when I watch her stream for too long without her singing it, hmm, yeah it's a good theory.

Brats are the strongest fanbase, a Kiara OP would've slid off the 'log hours ago.

>>83257437
What if the Green goblin shows up and throws Suisei off the Brooklyn Bridge? What will Mori's next move be then?

>>83257377
rape

>open CC frame
>recommended has three sauerkraut videos out of nowhere
ah

how do you start a loving family with a doll? this is important

is the alpha or the omega higher because im pretty sure im the omega which i think is the highest and the strongest

milk

CeCi Cute !

>>83257884
BRAVO KOJIMA

Friendship is a very close relationship. Between girls, they are possible only in a very short moment. The thing is that the nature of a woman is drawn to the nature of another woman, and as soon as a woman opens her heart, another woman falls in love with her. Sometimes she may not realize it herself, but she starts treating her like a wife.

A woman and a girl can be compared to fire and oil. As soon as the fire comes into close contact with the girl, a flash occurs. These are very strong energies. You can't trample on them.

It seems to me that same-sex female friendship is possible only if both girls find each other ugly or simply not to each other's taste. In any other case, it is either a disguised attempt at a relationship, or a stupidly commercial union. Reaching a certain stage, this type of relationship turns into sex.

Female friendship does not exist.

>>83258030
I really like this derpy face

>>83257957
Not a problem for someone who can teleport.

>>83258002
have her help build you children its just a bit more labor intensive than with a normal girl

>>83257357
Sounds excellent...

>>83257957
Use her scythe to cut the bus full of orphans in half, then save suisei.

>>83257377
Should have been a compilation of this pose instead.

No matter what happens, I think we can all agree with these wise words.

>>83257742
Based
>>83257754
Gay

MOTHERFUCKER, I was looking forward to that DS3 stream.

>>83258009
>is the alpha or the omega higher

>>83258097
I disagree

>>83258002
1) buy doll
2) love it
3) loving family of two

https://files.catbox.moe/z4es6t.jpg

>>83256404
There's no option to do so as far as I know. If you don't want to do it manually you'd have to write a script. If you don't really care for archival purposes and just want to listen/test, you can add soundposts manually to the player without having to post if you recall.

>>83258097
akutan love!
fatto catto love!

>>83258131
Wait, what happened?

>Zelda
hello no, I'm going back to the VOD mines

>>83258154
Pink / pale butthole = whore, you know that right?
It needs to be bleached, otherwise its brown

>>83257742
Fanta hot
Brown feet

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>Cecilia Immergreen Ch. hololive-EN I NEED 5 min PLEASE HOLD
CC delay

>>83257207
Yeah I did. It turns out that it does work on chrome but not brave for some reason. Brave uses all my other chrome extensions without issue so I figured it'd work just as well.

>>83258189
Thanks

>>83258226
buttholes are only brown if you shit

>>83258257
delaycilia immerlate...

>>83258060
Wow someone not baiting Kiara vs Bae or Kiara vs Mori or Kiara vs IRyS for once

>>83258226
White people don't have pink buttholes? My life is a lie

>>83258097
I could handle her

>>83258226
prostitute I regularly go to has a brown one but she doesn't do anal
Tho this is may have something to do ESL (you) using words very loosely

>click kaela's stream
is she doing asmr wtf

>>83258226
This is wrong btw.
Butthole color is hereditary.

Can I get a tier list of what kind sports car the holos would drive?

>>83258154
Ame is under red, with the other nousagis.

>>83258060
which one is sneedpilled?

>>83258333
you're disgusting

>>83258335
this is just her pronouncing words she never heard

>>83258060
A jailbird made this

>>83258422
Nerissa has streamed more than Kiara this year so far desu
And also released a ton of songs

>>83258381
Is that her sister or mother? Why is she wearing a shirt that says RAWDOOOG

CC ON THE TELLY

>>83258009
Let my daughter test you, omega witch.

Cecilia can't even start her stream on time huh? Lazy EN whores

>>83258467
Sister.

>>83245959
damascus...

I was kissing CC, sorry for the delay

>>83258060
Should make gonna graduatedpilled and put Gura into it. No idol talks so openly about graduation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr2N09qmgos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr2N09qmgos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr2N09qmgos

SEX DOLL ON TELLY

this green german is very cute

>>83258467
>Mother in that kind of clothes
Hot. I'd fuck my own mom if I was her son.

Why do Euros dislike Kiara so much?

>>83252840
where's her tail

>>83258538
Anon?

I hope this autistic doll never stops doing her skits

Thoughts?

Big cat retweeting her big butt

Why is CC always late
Has she ever been on time?

>>83258573
I ate it

>>83258570

>>83258577
He just wants to be able to hear his mom say "welcome home" when he slides his shaft inside her.

kfp ded lol

ARCHITECTBROS

>>83258624
good list

>>83258624
I'm a big fan of Mori's gyatt

>>83258679
How does that even work with an automaton

>>83258479
test what

>>83258624
It somehow makes sense

>>83258632
Ever heard of German punctuality? Their trains are famous for it.

>>83258698
can't you literally add parts as you like?

>>83258009
you're the gay cumdump

MY COCK

I'm the cucumbers

>you know what else is hard, raora?

i do not care for cucumbers

>>83258731
So I heard yeah

>cucumbers bad lol
I never got this humor

cucumbers are good inside you

>>83258632
>>83258731
>>83258792
Germans generally aren't late, but CC had an internship at the Deutsche Bahn

Biboo's influence...

the masculine urge

>>83258708
Ofc your strength, were you thinking of sth else...

>i hate it
>lets out the cutest dorkiest laff

>>83258866
put a bucket on your head and go downhill in a kart type energy

>>83258692
but her booty stank....

Why thread so dead for most popular EU holo

So which Justice girl will be the dancer of the gen?

>>83258628
horny cat at 3AM

>>83258668
hot

>Ceci likes burgers with pickles

>>83258459
>a ton of songs

>>83258913
sorry i'm having sex with gura rn

Sticking out your gyatt for da FEESTER
You're so skippa skippa
You're so CC tax
I just wanna be your JUSTchad

>>83258914
GG

>>83258668
I think I've seen R9K posts about this

i want to have autistic dork sex with cecilia immergreen

>>83258914
Can I just pick none?

>we have motherfuckers ITT

>>83258060
>IRyS
>Nerissa
lol

>>83258913
They don't discord raid like giggers

>>83258914
>JPdogs still think this shit was real

JAILBIRDS GET OUT

>>83258994
If you're confident in your choice then yes!

FATFUCK ON STREAM

CLEAN UP YOUR OBS YOU LAZY DOLL

Jailbird what are you doing there?

>>83258913
Justice is by far the worst gen in EN

>>83258783
Should I watch akupeko from last night or will it make me sad

Takos Baelz should have been Hako Tako...

>>83259040
you'll be sad either way, but you should watch aqua while she's still here that's what she wants

>>83258881
my strength doesnt need to be tested
also you are missing the m out of smth

Kiara should apologize to Ceci for damaging the reputation of the German peoples so badly.

>>83259064
That's a weird looking hammock.

>>83258965
Pickles can be great on sandwiches and burgers. The right kind can be complimentary and add a lot of flavour without overpowering the other flavours. Fast food pickles being shitty just gives them a bad rep.

can nerissa handle another stream of cc's autism and german humor?

>10 people
5TH JUSTICE ISREAL

>>83259040
It was fine. Skip the wrap up if you're sensitive. Don't watch the zatsu stream.

Jailbird and otomo have a fling going on behind the grem's back

>>83259092
She should apologize to the entire country

I'm gonna

>>83259040
Just watch it, today's zatsu was "sadder".

>>83259089
lets test the strength of your asshole in New York

Kinda sad Nerissa is so set on her two hours thing that they had to go right into the game and we never saw the jailbird in CCs room during the collab

>>83259033
jailbird what are you doing here
i heard you were on a quest for a culvers butter burger
you know me and you don't get along

>>83258965
As long as they're not the soggy kind you often find in shitty fast food places, pickles are great.

>>83258154
The only two in the top row with pink buttholes are moom and fuwawa. Everyone else listed there has an extremely brown butthole, possibly except for Bae who might bleach her anus.

>>83259091
my boyfriend looks like this

>I get to be CCs house husband
WHAT THE FUCK is the downside?

Are Jailbirds the most fuckable fans?

The Iroha cosplayer is cosplaying Okayu... And it looks uncanny with a slim body

>>83259185
post bussy

>>83259192
She peggs you every night with her giant barbed dragon dildo

>>83258975
You'd be surprised if I listed all of them
+ 4 original songs, 3 of them were written by her
Compare this to IRyS' and Kiara's recent output

I'm a fan of this cute girl

Why is Biboo doing her comeback stream with a member stream? Annoying

>>83259250
Can dolls like CC have pubes?

>>83259228
no

would you eat ame's cheese

>>83259260
>comeback
Anon she had her 3D debut on saturday, and was flying back to the US
Stop being poor

>>83259260
Try not being poor

>They can make out?
>Why?
I think she meant how but that was pretty funny.

Time to be productive today

>>83259270
I think you would have to pay extra.

>>83259202
Femjailbirds?

Do you guys watch anime anymore? I don't remember the last anime I even watched. I just watch vtubers and play video games now.

distant cecilia, my beloved...

>>83259250
Doll Lamy

>>83259296
I hate pero...

>>83259138
>>83259115
>>83259085
Why does she have to go. Why can't holos just keep having fun together forever. It hurts

>>83259270
I think you'd have to exchange her pelvis for one that did, but even then they would be the same kind of coarse nylon like Barbies have.

>>83259312
same desu

>>83259312
yeah, i'm watching the deer one and the fat elf one this season

>>83259296
Fuck off pero

>>83259331
She tells you in the zatsu if you can handle being sad.

>>83259331
Because Cover is evil now and care more about profits than the talents.
Korone also hinted at graduation soon btw.

YTC keeps eating my messages....

>>83259312
I'm just waiting for the Steel Ball Run anime now. Outside of JoJo, the last thing I binge watched was Initial D in 2019.

>>83259331
because Cover is ruining Hololive. Just like all big corporations eventually ruin what made them successful originally in the name of even larger profits.

>>83259312
I'm bad at it, since I can take forever to get to the next episode
Now watching Natsume's book of friends roku

>>83259312
I stopped watching anime when I started learning Japanese, for some reason it lost its appeal to me during it

>>83259331
you will break down once you see Aqua in 3D again
I will break down when I see Aqua in 3D, too

>>83259336
>they would be the same kind of coarse nylon like Barbies have
There are barbies with pubes???

>>83259312
I've pretty much only watched anime for watchalongs since Hololive happened

>>83259089
>missing the m out of smth
I dropped it on purpose, I know you will help me pick it up.

>Cecilia says coinidink
>I say coinkidink
WE ARE

>>83259296
I'm pero btw

>>83259378
>now
Aqua has been soft graduated for 3 years

why is shiori mooming? is she allowed?

Why is Cecilia the only holo ever to constantly ask her chat or collab partner to stall for her?

>>83259312
Yeah, there's usually a show or two every season I watch. Make Heroine and Monogatari this season, for example.

>>83259218

>>83259412

>>83259333
this one my favorite one of these rotating hologirls animations

>>83253474
How I do proper repaint for ver Mori?

>>83259436
because she can't do it herself

>>83259091
Why do japanese people say hip insted of ass

>>83259408

>>83259378
Why do you keep trying?

>>83259378
this nigga telling me with a straight face that inugami cornet hinted at graduation

>>83259331
It's a cliche but nothing lasts forever. Eventually all good things come to an end and it's up to you to enjoy them while they still last.

>>83259471
Because you replying to him gives him validation.

>>83259312
my streamwatching brainrot has made it impossible to sit there and read subtitles for 20 minutes in a row instead of multitasking

stop not liking manipulative women

>>83259494
Wrong. I'll love hololive forever

>>83259236
Out of the top of my head, this is missing 2 or 3 songs too.
Sirens, Our bight parade (EN version), etc

>>83259435
are you gonna stop her?

>>83259536
I commend your dedication.

>>83259536
As you should, but that doesn't mean Hololive will be there forever.

>aqua left because of increasingly annoying busy work Cover is making the girls do
>There is nothing bad going on in Hololive, everything is perfect, only dramafags think otherwise
how can this thread hold both of these positions at the same time?

>>83259527
But they want me to look at their boobies...

Who is VICTOR?

>>83259468
kosi is like waist area and hips all in one and the image includes the front view which is obviously not ass.

>>83259592
are you telling me we're not the same schizo talking to himself?

>>83259592
>aqua left because of <thing I just made up>

>>83259615
It's the villain's middle name. Vaati 'Victor' Vidya

>>83259592
>making up narratives
>making up narratives

>>83259435
i love my wife

darn, i thought the runescape stream was today for some reason

>>83259676
But she's a brat

is cecelia playing this game because both her and the mc are green?

>>83259680
chat is this real

>>83259672
How do automatons have milk?

>>83259592

>>83259592
>Aqua is too mentally stunted to be able to handle paperwork and expectations (bless her retarded heart and brain)
>this means Cover is actually a black company!
Stop chasing your own TORtanic forma de Hololive, you have other shit corpos to get that fix from

cute Fauna, not sexy

Key

>>83259672
The way this guy draws faces still hasn't improved.

>>83259236
>>83259537
Advent as a whole is pretty high effort when it comes to music, only falling behind an actual one-woman-army like Mori
Even Biboo who is more focused on the streaming side has 11 music releases in 1 year
Shiori has less than her genmates but still a decent amount

>>83259709
How do automatons fart?

>>83259691
she can be corrected, in fact she must be

>KEY!
>bow

Shiori Novella should sit on my face and call me a dirty butthole liker.

>>83259765
You'd like that you filthy disgusting correctionist

>>83259751
how do automatons give pee?

la creatividad de nueva

>no key
>no claw
my immersion is ruined...

>>83259714
how is me saying that cover is forcing the girls to do busy work to the detriment of the girls (factually true) the same as calling them a black company? what level of dick riding is this?

>>83259789
Used Lubricant/coolent dump

>>83259631
brrrrrrrrrap

>>83259783
Would you still like her butthole if it was clean?

>>83259787
so would she

Speaking of Aqua, I just caught up on the Akushio collabs and I think that Shion unironically has a crush on her.

>>83259331
I'm personally okay with it because I prefer when people follow their own heart to do what they want. Like the other anon said, nothing lasts forever and you should be extremely wary of that when the vtubers you watch are part of a company that keeps pushing for profits. Plus, I wouldn't be surprised if you see her pop up again a month from now.

>>83259714
>Aqua is too mentally stunted to be able to handle paperwork and expectations
This is an insane thing to assume. You and me both know that isn't it.

What VoD should I watch to enhance my Alchemical Hydra farming?

Y'know, I'm kinda glad these shitposters use the insults over and over. Makes the filter's job easier.

>>83259874
SWAPril Fools relay on loop

>otomos are bombs

>>83259875
how do you know shitposters are using the same words over and over right now if you have it filtered though

Otomos are bombs...

>>83259871
>This is an insane thing to assume
Aqua almost fucking died because she didn't take her medicine because it was icky, and you think she's responsible enough to be able to handle basic levels of paperwork?
Aqua the Supreme Hikkineet?

Is 25% of every Cecilia stream her trying to get her la creatividad stuff to work?

>>83259811
sisters out please

>>83259846
she's saying you are dirty, and a butthole liker, not that you specifically like dirty buttholes

>>83259909
I don't, I just see a sea of hidden posts.

https://youtu.be/3Tv5GyebhQo?t=518

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE DRIVE
WHEN HELL'S BREAKING LOSE COME AND DANCE WITH ME

>>83259918
ah my bad. I didn't know you were too retarded to read what I wrote

>the key is a pin

>>83259932
She could mean both

>>83259915
No usually it actually works. Sometimes she spends some time creating something new on-stream though.

>>83259853
did you hear the hot mic on shion's side during the ending? aqua is so caring and kind...

Next year, you'll be watching Aqua (forma de indie) playing MonHun with her friends, so don't worry.
Biboo, meanwhile... well, I don't think Biboo is...

>>83259954
still the best debut

>>83259968
ah my bad, didn't realize you were the only thing worse than a nijisister

>>83259973
Why'd he do it?

>>83260046
kek, at least I know you were just a shitposters this whole time

>>83260055
hubris and complacency

Ceci is definitely the creative mind of Justice

>>83259236
How much is this in the last couple of weeks? Retard

>>83259953
>not using "no stubs"
What is even the point of filtering then

>>83260105
More like the creative mind of EN.

Ceci's really impressive with her creative stuff, mostly from a technical standpoint and being able to make it happen
It's probably not overly complicated, but it's really cool

>>83260113
No that's Amelia Watson

>>83260108
Partly to judge if the thread is worth using.

>>83259236
Kiara is busy with other stuff that Nerissa doesn't have to do though
What a weird shitposting angle

CC's small key...

it worked!

Catalog is extra shit today, did something happen with niji?

IT WORKED

>>83260186
The other heel group.

>>83260088

>>83260125
The + - thing she did with Gigi is pretty complicated. That stuff requires dedicated webservers that are internet-accessible and shit.

>>83260147
Its not a shitpost, its a fact. Someone said Nerissa is not idolpilled, I'm just correcting them

In 6 months we're gonna see this freaky dork on an idol stage at the next Fes

>>83260106
She just released her EP are you daft?

>>83260186
BVTM melty, actually

>>83260186
the homos are still irrelevant which makes the sisters seethe. not even endless ERB raids can save them so they raid this thread to cope

>>83259672
Would CC approve of this fan art if it were tea instead?

>>83260239
>just
Yes retard, that's my point.

>>83260240
I just realized they haven't shown off their idol outfits on stage yet.

>Zelda Link Ciel
CC IS DOXXING EVERYONE

ENTER!
C1 C3 AND C4