/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

KIARA LOVE

GRIM

kanatach

I'M PINK

>>83140030
sexo

>>83139919
Yeah there are plenty of other ways to dogwhistle or reveal yourself of being /here/ beyond wearing a suit.

wawa

>>83140088
cuuuuuuute

bok bok, I love Kiara

My Ina!

thoughts?

GO KIARA GO

>>83140053
REAPER!

>>83140074
Yeah, like being offered a genuine /hlgg/ custom printed meme sticker. Like A DEADBEAT or CHEEB or Big Water.

Kool!
Intelligent!
Angelic!
Romantic!
Awesome!

hey man

>>83140088
cuuuute

Next Holo concert we are should wear flannels

>>83140088
cuuuuuuuuute

so what songs should i learn for karaoke?

>>83140088
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>83140074
Having a non-EN Oshi's a pretty safe bet

Hell yeah we're in the german kino part now

>germans and austrians going crazy
yab

How we feelin'?

Next Hololive concert we should all wear the super cool and fashionable Shiori Novella 3D Debut celebration belt!

GERMAN KINO

Is this the germangator anthem?

>>83140150
What the fuck is a Big Water sticker even

Why don't you wear kiddie panties on your heads? Easy to spot.

>>83140244
kek

ENTER DEUTSCHER TEAMATE
SCHNAP
SCHNAP

Dead thread
Dead hobby

GO KIARA GO

What does it mean?

>>83140088
cuuute

>>83140174
Next Holo concert we should all wear judge robes to celebrate Justice.

Schnappi KINO

der crocodile

>>83140249
maybe just a bottle of water but bigger than usual

>>83140150
>big water sticker
that sounds incredible. does it simply say big water, or does it take a conspiratorial tone?

Lapsama my friend

>>83140267
Anon will come dressed like this

schanpp schnapp!

>>83140103
bok bok based

Why does the Advent collab have to be so freaking late

>>83140150
Do you have any Dino Georges ?

>>83140088
kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

>>83140249
>>83140317
This but printed at 5"x5" size huhuha

By the way if you guys are still looking for a suit and having trouble with it?
Unironically, go to Goodwill. That shit's peak, bro, I got a suit that was actually perfect for seven bucks, all I needed was to get a button moved slightly and it went from nearly perfect to actually pefect

>>83140340
It's just an hour you baby

schappi schappi

>>83140340
This was planned we JP in mind

>>83140206
https://youtu.be/zqchJr3lRlk
and BD

>>83140206
That's actually a great question I'm wondering the same

New Zealand Holo when?

>>83140267
i deserve a boyfriend that looks like this

IT BEGINS

are we liveposting a rebroadcast?

>>83140206
bury the light

>>83140358
Dino Gooba is a legally distinct character from George I'm afraid, but if I find some good art we could make a sticker of it.

>open yt
>saw this on my tl
>click it just to see what id vtuber outside of holo
>that voice
bro wtf!??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ4d8sGA6eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ4d8sGA6eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ4d8sGA6eg

GO KIARA GO

>>83140382
kek

>>83140206
>learn
Karaoke isn't about learning, look at Gigi

>>83140389
Her voice would be TOO silly.

looks like I'm finally shadowbaned. none of my messages show up in Kiara's chat.

Janny Janny! One vacation please

>>83140368
mmm that water does look pretty big

HERE WE GO

>>83140206
https://youtu.be/yzC4hFK5P3g

So are the non-JP advent girls gonna have to not stream for a day or two after the collab to pretend they're flying home and haven't already been back for days

>>83140150
>Cheebs
Could be a normal irystocrat
>Big water
How does that work? Like the three cubes?
>A Deadbeat
That would make you glow in a crowd.

>>83140382
kek

Best part of the karaoke

oh no

>>83140471
Girls are so lucky

>>83140373
Unironically what I did, got a suit for $20 bucks and spent $10 to fix the pants, and it's lightweight for summer.

>>83140492
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Germans explain?

>>83140206
BLUE CLAPPER

>>83140471

>>83140488
she's speggin it

>>83140500
>normal irystocrat
Normal IRyStocrats hate cheebs though

>>83140412
>>83140465
What should they do instead, funpost?

>>83140471
why did you save it in such low quality though

>>83140490
Nerissa jumps for joy at an excuse to take days off so yes

Wawa cute

UMG Deutschland been pretty quiet since this karaoke

So anons are going dressed like this?

>>83140467
Kyon-kun, denwa

>>83140245
this but also tie a rope across all the belts so we don't get separated

>>83140551
Nigger, we love cheebs. IRyS loves cheebs too. No one has a reason to hate cheebs.

>>83140206
ANIME SONGS

MEIN GOTT
MORI DAS MOGGED

>>83140529
FUCK YEA

>>83140551
no i just hate all other IRyStocrats

>>83140524
Some bitch named Barbera owns a barber shop and she sell beer there because of course you can buy a bier at the barbershop.
Oh, and she lives in Stutgart.

DEbros what the fuck is this song

>>83140412
>please stop talking about Kiara, it makes me seethe

>>83140412
Kiara cute!

>>83140206
I'm gonna learn Lion, somebody else better figure it out so I'm not bouncing between voices (I will do it myself if necessary though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oX5W-wWY2E

Will ESL clippers ever grasp the fact that FAQ is meant to be "fuck you" and not "fuck"?

>>83140599
On all levels including spiritual, I am papakin.

>>83140446
hold the fuck!

This must be what the first Romans over the Rhine heard

>>83140615
Explain why IRyS' BL manga has a built-in feature to beat the fuck out of Cheebs, then

>>83140150
carry one of these

>>83140565
That would be better, yeah

>>83140030
test

lmao Kiara

>>83140446
Nothing wrong with that.

>>83140465
You really really like dogs man.
Boy do I have the vtubers for you.

KINO

>>83140103
erm... what the quaso

>>83140656
oh, it's a joke only Germans would find funny

>>83140692
>One nigga represents the entierty of a fanbase
Are you hyperfixated on those because the gay manga?

>>83140717
yjk

germbros...

its kind of crazy how we are all going to be in the same area in like a week from now
i made this post last week and ill make it again tomorrow too

Kino non germanics just can't understand

>>83140674
Wrong

>>83140737
No I just really hate Cheebs and her smug little punchable onahole face
It mocks me

>>83140773
I will be able to slap you for shitposting IRL finally.

>>83140773
I'm excited, it'll be fun

>>83140656
i thought the joke was the BAR is a BE(E)R shop

>>83140806
cute

Why are germanics such shitposters

germany doesn't exist
it is just a papal psy-op

>>83140777
I picked up the German perms at the burger school, this is kino.

When will Cover let EN do 4th of July lives?

Oh god it's in my head

>>83140805
You sound angry haha! You should be like me instead, laugh and grow fat!

>>83140805
kinda based

>>83140599
In the venue I don't think I'll be wearing the blazer because it'll impede my ability to wave the penlights. So I'll probably be doing the shirt & pants, no jacket or tie.

now this is peak karaoke

>>83140773
is it okay if i come?

Bae cute!

rhubarbaraarababarara

>>83140866
grow fat, more like grow pixelated you fat fuck I see those jaggies

>>83140807
youll be able to but you wont
>>83140891
sure

>>83140656
ah yes

>>83140244
Pretty good my brother

>>83140773
I'm actually getting so hyped for this, everyone posting about it is making me process that BD is legitimately happening in 7 days.

>>83140599
no, I will go with shorts, t-shirt and crocs

>>83140891
Towa is banned from New York after what she did on 9/11

>>83140885
>In the venue I don't think I'll be wearing the blazer because it'll impede my ability to wave the penlights.
This is a sign of bad suit construction. A good suit should have a high armscye so that movement of the shoulders and arms shouldn't be inhibited .

>>83140779
ESL detected.

>>83140926
big if true

GO KIARA GO

Love and brain damage

Kiara cute

This should have been the entire karaoke

>>83140954
Say it out loud

>>83140969
licking waitresses' pits

>>83140317
>conspiratorial tone

>>83140969
very cute pits on this wawa

GO WAWA GO!

>>83140969
would

I just saw this have you seen this

>>83140969
better be a cute single non lesbian waitress at animenyc

>>83140947
That's only for suits made according to your body's measures. Pre-made suits sold in stores always have movement problems

GO KIARA GO

>>83141026
>non lesbian
....

>>83140937
I missed out on CTW so I'm so fucking ready.

Literally the only problem is figuring out when to reserve a room for karaoke, and the fact that the Hololive discordfag fan meeting is scheduled when we're going to be watching Justice. It's not fair.

Can Advent3D be as kino as Promise 3D ?

>perfectionize

>>83141026
>single
>non lesbian
roru rumao

LOS KIARA LOS

>>83140947
The issue is the padding on the shoulders (can't recall what the term is. I've had a number of very nice blazers but raising the arms vertically, while not outright impeded, definitely isn't ideal.

>>83141058
Not a high bar to clear

>>83140926

>>83141030
Just do what I did and have your Nonna tailor a suit you bought to fit you perfectly

PAST CALLI MENTION

>>83141026
>single
>non-lesbian
Literally impossible for women in 2024

>>83141055
I only have a Friday AnimeNYC badge so I'm not too beat up over it

falcobros....

>>83141055
>the Hololive discordfag fan meeting
QRD? Is this like that general hololive fan meetup from before CtW last year?

>>83141026
>cute
>Single
>non lesbian
Pick one

PEKOLA

>>83139726
Yeah, their harmonizing was top tier

>>83141134
https://x.com/HEFSdiscord/status/1823907649835942134

Love these cuties and can't wait for next Saturday.

>>83141137
I'll take non-lesbian, the other two can be fixed

i said it before but i'll say it again:
i'm breaking your knee caps if i see you sitting during the show

>>83141165
I envy ID's ability to organize this
I don't think EN could get the three best singers together on one stage if they tried

>>83141165
kino

Hololive needs to design more wuxia kino chuubas

Kiara kneels

GO KIARA GO

>>83141179
based and same

One day I will meet a /hlgg/ person
and our IRL battle will be glorious
many legends and tales will rise from our violence

sounds like the N word is coming at any moment

GO KIARA GO

>>83141134
Yeah, I imagine it's gonna have a lot of cosplayers, people who didn't commit to ANYC but are just there to do fangroup photos and such. Though I dunno how they're gonna be there for 4 hours, it means anons watching Justice have to hoof it straight from javits to Brooklyn, which takes an hour, AND miss Haachama and Roboco...

WHOA OH OH OH HO

>>83141201
Nobody really disputes ID's three best singers.
Trying to place EN's three best singers would just be endless shitflinging.

>>83141178
i don't wanna be in a group photo

>>83141191
Why the fuck would I be standing for three hours

>>83141178
>2nd EN Holo Fan Meetup
Alright yeah so the exact same thing. I dropped by the one last year and it was a lifesaver because I'd forgotten my penlights and they were selling some there, but beyond that it was mostly just wandering around. Not too much to miss.

>>83141179
>still caring about Myth
Cringe

>>83141211
The only wuxia I will ever consume is Thunderbolt Fantasy.

i sure as fuck dont want to speak to any of you or discord fags i just want to get my fan happis

Kiara is my only experience with Peter Fox but he actually seems cool

QUICK BEFORE THEY START WHO IS GOING TO GET BEATEN UP

WHOA OH OH OH

>>83141178
what is a wota chant

You guys are exited about meeting up and talking with each other? Are you guys actually normal people? Why are you here?

>>83141244
Yeah it'll be me bending you over and mating press you

Evil Ame

>>83141259
Nobody really disputes ID's three best singers, but there's endless shitflinging trying to place which of them is the best and it's tiresome

>>83141259
Not anymore. It's clearly IRyS, Nerissa, and ERB. People can quibble over the order, but the top 3 are set in stone.

>>83141300
towa

>>83141259
IRyS, Nerissa, and Liz
What's hard about that?

>>83141178
>Ends right when ANYC anons will arrive
Well uh at least we get to see JUSTICE JUST LIKE THAT

KIARYBROS?!

avril lagrange my beloved

>>83141267
because it's a concert you goddamn buffoon
it's a performance. show some respect

>>83141314
why is it always gay sex with you guys, geez

KIARYSGODS

>>83141312
I met some anons last year after CtW and they were all cool dudes. Never even learned their names. Wonder if they'll be there this year.

KiaRyS...

>>83141312
everyone in hololive threads are normal outside of the schizos, even the splits, even numbers and the porn splits, even the fucking /become/ thread

>>83141307
Sounds like you need to the meeting go buddy.

>>83140217
There were about as many Hoshiyomi in LA as any of the EN fanbases. I felt kinda bad for them

https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1824984388033216857
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1824984388033216857

(YOU) WERE EVERYTHING EVERYTHING

>>83141272
Keep seething.

>>83141267
Were you at CtW

Need a happy ending from wawa

>>83141307

>>83141312
>Are you guys actually normal people?
You've secretly been surrounded by normal, fun loving anons for years you stupid bastard

>>83141244
Yeah but what game though? I play some mean ass Streetfighter

KiaRyS Rising

>>83141401
I'm an East Coast GOD so no

>>83141382
Grim schedule trying to look busy

>>83141380
Fair, there are some JPs with a serious reach into EOPs.

>>83141179
The 5 women that I fell in love with 4 years ago and have continued to love nonstop since.

I will meet a waitress/Femcrat at BD and I will make her my gf

>>83141382
tf do they mean day 1 day 2
it's already next weekend??

WE were meant to be, meant to be

>Have Risu
>Mogs everyone when she actually tries
>Cover doesn't put her in a unit or group songs
Why?

>>83141432
Then know this, if you're sitting down the whole concert you're one of the worst people in the venue

>>83140634
Poru...

>>83141382
>3 days off for something already recorded
must be nice

>>83141432
youre an east coast bitch. im a midwestern god that flew to LA and will fly to nyc this thursday. get fucked.

>>83141429
There's only one acceptable game to go 1v1 on, though.
FUCKING WINDJAMMERS LET'S FUCKING GO BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>83141394
Ogey boomer
It's not 2020 anymore, we have better things now

>>83141382
>frog detective
>on ???'s channel
Who?

>>83141327
>>83141338
IRyS, Liz and Gura

>>83141473
have you seen the concert hall? where the hell are you supposed to stand up?

>>83141244
I save my fights for other deadbeats behind the familymart.

>>83140985
Do you also think 10Q is supposed to mean "thank" and not "thank you"? Also, have even more proof you're wrong:

>>8185852
>>8186045
>>8186702
>>7807769
>>19196020
>>26200835
>>26200933

>>83141467
She doesn't want to.

>>83141467
Because Risu doesn't do things

>catch up after wokr
>blu clapper finally has and AMV after 4 years
>nice
>kanauru
God fucking damit, every time I see his name I wanna choke an infant, is this really the best Cover can get?

>>83141494
>im a midwestern god

>>83141382
BREAKING DIMENSIONS
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83141259
>>83141327
>>83141338
I never understood singing rankings like this. You can be the best singer all you want but when you do absolutely nothing with it then what's the point. All 3 of those music careers are shit and don't even come close to the success Mori has had. You want a medal for some random 4chan users opinion for best holo singer lmao. Sing all you want all 3 of them have fuck all to show for it.

>>83141382
rehearsal for a prerecorded event...

>>83141511
Where your seat is, anon.

GO KIARA GO

>>83141312
>are you guys actually normal people
I work and go the the gym. I have friends and have dated girls before. Ive even had sex

Can women and men just be friends

She does that song good

>>83141536
lmao, this nigga mad

>>83141382
Wait, that link doesn't work

*blocks your path*

what do you do?

>>83140088
Toes status?

SKATER WAWA

Wait, you guys weren't very clear. So are we showing up with kiddie panties on our heads?

>>83141578
No, I hate women

He was a global poster
She was a discord poster
Can I make it anymore obvious?

>>83141578
No, they should have sex.

>>83141575
whats your point i had a gf when i was 18 and now im 26

I've been singing Breaking Dimensions in the shower.

>>83141500
My fucking niggaaaaaaaa

>>83141518
No because that one makes sense. FAQ doesn't sound like fuck you unless a jp like Miko misprounces it

>>83141578
Yes but the underdeveloped here will disagree

GO SKATER BOI GO

>>83141578
only when sexbots are real. not a day before then. sorry thats just how it is.

>>83140926
Watson Amelia: Enter the Watsonverse

>>83141505
___!
_________!

>>83141581
Sure sure I'm so mad that my oshi is signed to a label and getting opportunities like radio,anime and national tv while the so called singers of En are stuck doing karaokes for a living. How sad

>>83141467
>mogs everyone
Please let's not do the powerlevel bullshit it's so exhausting.
Selfishly I really do wish Cover would just make her do more music stuff, she's such a fucking highlight every time she's on stage.

>>83141610
No, you're supposed to do that if you're a numberfag. We'll be too busy collecting worn cosplayer panties.

>>83141578
yes
maybe
I dunno

SLAMMING ON HIS WHAT?

>>83141602
pull down my pants

>>83141632
You're normal anon... im sorry you had to find out this way

I like ass

>>83141578
Yes one of my 2 best friends is a woman

>>83141494
based. i'm flew in from the south for CTW and i'm flying to NY this week. imagine being bound by state lines

>>83141578
speaking as a man you only talk to a woman if you want to have her as a potential sexy times partner

>>83141575
dear god...

>>83141699
my penor

>>83141555
>>83141490
Not to mention putting homework day on a schedule. Are other unmarked days not working on homework too? Seems like filler

>>83141578
Yes but unless they are both 1/10s there will always be an undercurrent hidden below the friendship
As long as they are adults they can usually control it.

>>83141382
>Playing frog detective with someone
why

Imagine the kind of normie who would put wheels on their board and skate to King's Theatre on their oshiboard.
Couldn't be me Seriously, I never could figure out how to skateboard as kid..

>>83141500
basado

>>83141699
yeah mine

WAWA DICK

>>83141755
You have to form a contract with the wind spirits, Anthony lied to you in 7th grade when he said he practiced a lot at it

>>83141467
Risu is humble

wawa dick

Buy Kiara's dick

WAWA DICK
TRIM YOUR DICK

I hope you enjoy the concert, I hope nothing bad happens =]

>we love wawa's dick all of a sudden

>>83141714
You should have sex with her.

>Mumei is hosting a gameshow with you as the contestant. You've made it all the way to the end, and the last challenge determines your prize. There are three doors, and Mumei tells you that behind one of them is IRyS, Fauna, a bed and a box of condoms, whereas the other two doors have jailbroken 3DSes. There is no indication as to which door holds which prize behind them. You lock in your answer for which door you would like to open, but before you are asked to confirm it, Mumei opens a door that you did NOT choose, and reveals that it has a jailbroken 3DS behind it. She then asks you if you would like to keep your original choice, or if you would like to change your answer to the other door.
What do you do?

>>83141467
Because Risu likes to torture me

>>83141754
I just noticed that, why the fuck? Is it ERB reading it and making animal voices or something wtf

>>83141821

>>83141467
There's only one thing Risu ever wants to do. Yeah, me

Thoughts on Wawa's deck?

>>83141815
True

Takanashi Kiara's four inch door hinge, perfectly trimmed

>>83141821
>I hope you enjoy the concert, I hope nothing bad happens =]
erm...

>>83141821
sus

discographyeee

>>83141382
WHAT ABOUT MOCOCO

>>83141839
No way fag

WAWA'S DICK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

>>83141879
It's delicious

Towamoco is going to be big by the end of the year. I feel it in my prostate.

>>83141876
>Risu the Hungarian lorry driver again
What would Southeast Asia Truck Simulator be like?

HERE I AM

>>83141578
>Can men emotionally take care of me like they're my boyfriend without me having to give them sex, affection, or loyalty?
No.

GO KIARA GO

GO KIARA GOOOOOOOOOO

mornin' bitches

>>83141895
what the sigma?

>>83141959
Rare Ame creatura

Why did jannies deleted my post? I am just wishing good luck to the concert goers.

>>83141876
I'll be wearing that hat next weekend at NYC

>>83141920
based

GO WAWA GO!

>>83141840
Why would I want another jailbroken 3DS?

>>83141972
Good night Fubukisama

>>83141847
Something like that I imagine. My money is on GG, she reached out to ERB for the StP stream, right? So she's willing to collab a single player game.

Kiara swallows, doesn't spit.

>>83141840
I stay to maximize my chances of getting the 3DS

is there any arcades or places with pool tables we could go to? i wanna battle anons 1v1

>>83141578
Yes but the women has to be already in a relationship AND she can't be using you and you can't be mooching off her either.

>>83142031
cute art

Theoretically do you think it’s too late to ask for Sunday off on the Monday before?

>>83141523
>An actual fan
>has some talent
>consistent quality
>delivery on time
>aparently super easy to work with and acomodating
>no yabs
>can keep his mouth shut
He buld his track record now is enjoying the results.

>>83141964
Your incapability of understanding the question is the reason you are single

>>83141964
That's what she's got a husband for. I just want to hang out.

>>83141972
Good evening slut

>>83141840
I choose Mumei

who railed?

>>83141641
Clearly, the wit of pronouncing FAQ as fuck you instead of phonetically is too advanced for the masses to comprehend.

ENTER PAST CALLI

ENTER MORI OF THE PAST

>>83141840
Fuck the Moom

>>83141840
I really want that 3DS, man.

>>83142078
>consistent quality
Lmao

>>83142110
A shittonne of deadbeats

past mori railing past kiara hard

>>83142110
calli

cawwi

Missin the Ina and stuffs...

ENTER PAST MOWIII

>>83142133
I didn't say good I jsut said consistent

>>83142110
mori forma de past

>>83142150
sex

>>83142070
It's New York, if you go searching there will be SOMETHING, somewhere

>>83142167
Fair enough, the quality made me think you were praising it somehow

>>83141523
I feel like it is one of his better ones but there is still a lot of weird jank imo

>>83142070
You gotta go to Fes for that, NYC is fucking yuppie asshole land and probably only has ways to lose your money. Anon and I went to an arcade and played Skullgirls on a cabinet in Japan, we should find a JoJo HFTF cabinet next time.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

Do you like 7days to die yet?

So what exactly am i supposed to drink out of this smol ame milk bottle besides milk?

bussi....

>>83142214
Kek

>going to NYC next weekend
>I might accidentally run into a deadbeat at World Tour or in Anime NYC at the ID panel
Should I be scared?

>>83142085
Your incapability of understanding the answer is the reason you are a wageslave and taking SSRIs

>>83140773
Is your boyfriend going?

>>83142214
kek

>>83142243
What's to be scared of?

>>83142246
incel rage

Is there a waffle house near the BD venue? I want to punch a deadbeat.

>>83142243
I met a deadbeat once - he was mostly harmless.

>>83142243
Unzip your penis to intimidate him

>>83142243
I'm just a bony guy

I would like to have sexual relations with Shiori Novella

I'm into (you)!

Has this thread been civil about, you know…?

>>83142257
no

>>83142070
Dave and Busters probably

>>83141840
stay to confirm my 3DS prize, then use it to bribe Fauna into unprotected sex.

GO KIARA GO