/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8303121
Built for BBC

HAHAHAHA

>>8303144
black people like purple a lot, i can see her having a BBC bf

>>8303144
hang yourself

>>8303121
>
Literally how...

>>8303121
>nonstop infectious laughter
>toxic tomboy gamer
>cute girly side
>loves to cook and draw

>>8303144
based, only a fellow mutt would understand

>>8303121
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CALL THAT A DICK?

>>8303121
Selen, honey, sugar pie, please marry me.

I'm surprised this is getting 3k views. I would not think selen's audience is looking for GFE.

she’s a very entertaining vtuber

>>8303488
It's still Selen, doesn't matter

>>8303121
You have so fucked up taste

Somethings wrong with you

>>8303121
Imagine if she had the hololive buff...

>>8303144
She's certainly fat enough.

>>8303795
>>8303488
We werent, I dont want GFE but here it is.

>>8303144
Consider that you enjoy saying that phrase so much because you yourself want to fuck BBC.

It's okay.

It's okay to want to fuck BBC even if you're a guy. You don't have to project.

>>8303894
>you yourself want to fuck BBC.
Who doesn't?

>>8303945
BBC is great. I love buck breaking content.

Tfw no selen wife

>>8303821
She'd be too powerful.

>>8303821
Selen as the Rat might have beaten Gura.

>>8303207
>>8303144
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mutt's law HAHAHAHAH sorry but HAHAHAHAHAHA bro you guys see those replies ? HAHAHAHAHA

>>8303121
>Selen will never make Bento for you

>>8304362
i wanna cook for her...

>>8304362
Why even live then?

>>8303821
She'd be way less interesting, just look at what happened to s*chi

>>8303144
Unlike finana, selen is not a size queen.

>>8303821
wouldn't be much different.

>>8303121
She sounds and acts like a 13-year-old boy

>>8310458
That's her audience. Zoomer pastors.

>>8303144
>>8303207
That shit is genuinely funny as fuck, peak comedy unironically

>>8304362
S-Speak for yourself!

>>8303121
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME, I AM CPR CERTIFIED

Selen is the only one of the Nijisanji EN wave 2 who speaks English. the other two basically speak in Japanese with some English words sprinkled in.

>>8303121
I like Selen a lot. Her streams are very entertaining to watch. I'll even watch her play fucking Apex. I do not watch her for her voice at all though. Her voice isn't terrible, but it's not good either. Floats somewhere around tolerable.

>>8311345
Yup. I found the penguin cute but holy fuck 60% of the time she speaks japanese. It's like she wanted to join the JP branch but could only get into the EN one.

>>8304362
she's still wife material but that bento looks shit, it looks like what a 4th grader would make for a class project

>>8312969
You’re a fag anon simple as

>>8303121
>Jesus her voice is pure anal sex
FTFY

>>8312969
actually kill yourself anon

>>8303121
I've watched multiple videos of her and she sounds like a brash Kristen Schaal. How is that attractive.

She's laughing, nothings happening and she's laughing.

>>8304362
desu I'd Gosling over a 5/10 if I knew she would dedicate a portion of her morning routine to preparing lovingly-made lunchboxes for me

>>8303144
Buck
Breaking
Cock

>>8303121
The only good niji. What a goddamn waste.

>>8314671
there are no good nijis. the bar is so low that even mediocre streamers look better than normal.

>>8314854
kys, seanigger.

>>8312790
she doesn't speak 60% in any reality, retard.

When's her homm stream? Still waiting for that.

>>8312790
If you can't learn Japanese, you don't deserve to enjoy vtubers.

>>8315482
>still no splatoon streams

it seems they have nintendo permissions, so why doesn't she play them?

>>8312969
But she made it for YOU, anon, and she gave it her best. That's what truly makes it special

>>8315610
Ninty perms are sadistic bullshit.
Big reason Genshin became such a face was simply that it is never worth it for BotW.

A vtuber might not get fucked by her boyfriend but she is always getting fucked by ninty.

Who is she

>>8316108
A tomboy dragon girl

>>8303821
She only needed any light on her. She will be unstoppable.

>>8317047
>tomboy
Sorry im 32 and newfag, what the fuck is that, puto o lesbian?

>>8315692

Millenial women cant cook. She eeds some training and a few gallons of semen in her uterus.

>>8317204
At least she knows what she's on about talking about rice, too many people emulate the disgusting shitskin method the BBC was shilling.
https://youtu.be/53me-ICi_f8

>>8317204
any vtuber born after 2020 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

>>8317194
>Doesn't know what a tomboy is
It's fine if you're ESL, the phrase tomboy is a girl that tends to like more male centered interests. Might have short hair, like to play sports/be physically active, among other things. They still have girly sides though.

>>8317531

>>8317586
A Simple lesbian

>>8317257
I dont care what anyone says. Anyone who washes rice is a faggot homosexual who enjoys nigger buttsex.

>>8317760
American monkey lol

>>8310458
So that's why she's so popular here, that actually makes a lot of sense now

>>8317760
you should wash and sort all your dried food just to be safe.

>>8317726
No, but weird sex pests like teachers and faggots will try to groom tomboys into being lesbians/trannies.

>>8317981
A simple lesbian.
Robert, juan butch cacho

>>8317981
Where's that weird newspaper comic about tomboy conversion?

Don't know who she is, can i hear a sample of her voice?

>>8320368
*mutter mutter* BWAHAHAHA *mutter mutter*

>>8318862
no.

>>8317760
But it gets the starch out to make your rice nice and sticky. Both washing and not washing your rice is correct, it depends on the dish.

>>8317760
HAIYAA!

So, it's pretty much confirmed she is Asian since she's got a rice cooker in the home. Also, I can't imagine a white girl being Pred in APEX.

>>8320368
Asian American/Canadian female Roberu.

Do you want a gf now anon?

>>8310718
>I will never make bento for you

>>8323897
no

>>8303121
nijisanchin fat chink

>>8322290
https://youtu.be/3QJGFkpGP2w
don't need to imagine, also she sounds similar... maybe op likes her voice too??? white girls that game are usually fucking weebs anyways

>>8326432
Cope holobrony

>>8317257
I have never seen such a retarded way to cook rice holy shit

>>8317981
a tomboy doesn't need to be groomed into liking other girls
tits and ass are as much of a male-centered interest as video games and sports are

>>8303121
Annoying
Veibae has a sex voice
This bitch sounds fat

>>8320368
Her gimmick is that she laughs every 5 seconds on average. Some people find it music to their ears, others find it grating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM4Uk7-lfSA

>>8329929
That's what vtuber avatars are for, retard.

>>8329929
Vei sounds exactly like someone fat trying to sound cute.

>>8317760
I'm curious to know your reasoning behind not washing it.

>>8303121
Based.

>>8317760
Im not going to eat anything touched by a disgusting pajeet niggers bare hands so Im washing my rice.

>>8317760
I hope this is just a misunderstanding. Do you mean washing it when it's dry (Correct) or washing it after it's cooked, like in the video?

>>8330244
>>8330333
Do you really think that you "washing" (rinse in a bit of a water) makes any difference? Do you wash it in hot water with some detergent?

I know it's very brave of me to say this but I like it when Selen laughs

>>8330586
based Selen

>>8330556
I stir it in a pot under the faucet and repeatedly drain off the powdery residue

>>8330556
Do you even fucking know what washing rice accomplishes? I bet your amerimutt dick is cut but somehow still has a cheese coat.

>>8330719
I was replying to those two retards above. So ask them first.

>>8303121
>Jesus her voice is pure sex
and other jokes thrown around in /vt/

I liked her trying not to laugh stream, her voice was very peaceful and soft

I liked her trying not to laugh stream, her voice was very peaceful and soft

>>8331035
Real sex is rough and dirty, not that fake smooth one you can see in soft porn.

>>8303121
you mean her voice is pure post-menopause roastie sex

>>8303121
Ok since so many of you think her voice is shit, which vtuber voices do you consider good then? It doesn't matter if EN, JP or whatever.

>>8331163
>>8331189
So was my dick

>>8317981
Tomboys are gay.

>>8303121
She sounds like a boy going into puberty

She's super grating but it really is part of the charm

The English Shion, truly

>>8333438
Go back to grooming children on discord

She sounds like a ghetto asian
My guess is viet or pinay

>>8333512
Is that why people like her?

>>8333650
IT'S THE NUTSHACK

>>8303121
she's dangerous. I just watched a pretty good song that shoved a bunch of half-naked male crotches in my face.

>>8311071
>CPR certified
Good credentials, you have a chance