/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>83078909
SNIFFFFF

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura cute Gura cute!

I can't wait to pollinate my flowersharkwife tonight

She really needs to learn how to assert herself more. Otherwise, she'll be taken advantage of. Also, maybe she should announce stuff so they think twice about canceling it like >>83076315 said

Sex with a fembud.

Gura should pester management and vent more about her problems with management in her public streams so more people know about it.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

I watched for the first hour, but Gura was ignoring me so I turned it off. Fucking bitch, what did I ever do to her? I've been nothing but nice. Die bitch.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

my wife

Amebee has pollinated sunflowergura

Baguraette honhonhon

>>83078951
samen

For King and Cunny!

Gura is so retarded, she doesn't know that male honeybees don't have stingers. They are known as drones. Gura almost got 1 guy'd again.

>>83079302
I'm Amebee

>>83079538
fuckin insect clones n shit

>>83079538
Gura only wanting to be pollinated by fembuds checks out actually

my Gurandma

Real talk: why is gooming such a crazy feeling compared to regular cooming? It's exponentially better. Also Gura love.

>>83079825
Love.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

How is my daughterwife just so naturally the cutest thing? How does this happen?

>>83079825
gura is the perfect blend of cute and sexy

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Well we know that every holo always have problem with Cover when is about Music. I think she could fix that problem if she do the next step like Kobo or Mori did. Universal, Sony Music Japan or the others from Holo JP.
But thats depend of her. We could tell her that in her next stream

the algorithm decided to bless me with a song I haven't heard in years but lurked in my memory
I gift it to /ggg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE0UsyEzkYU

>>83079825
Love. I goomed twice to her saying to pollinate her face. Best load I've had since the last time she got me horny

>>83080112
I like it but if it was a Gura song I would be pissed that the bass is so loud

>>83080112
im starting to feel nostalgic for 00s
im so old

my wife

>>83079293
>>83080392
that's my ritualpost

Is it bad that I want Gura to tell the higher ups that she wants to graduate so they shit their pants and stop holding her back with her ideas and projects.

>>83080479
I know the feel, there have been more people lately using my "Is Gura a lonely loli god" ritual post.

>>83080641
What if she does that and they say ok and she can not undo it? think before you talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8g0HWn-Zas&t=13847s
Not to put a damper on the great stream, but Gura didn't talk about her reasoning for the membership badge or really talk about it at all.

I saw some people asking why she couldn’t talk about the olympics and it’s because the french are dumb. >Their opening used troons to mock Christians
>Rules for thee but not for me when it comes to who’s blocked and can participate
>Some athletes got bullied for outright horrendous skill that shouldn’t have brought them to the olympics
>2 “women” that no Straight man would ever date won the women’s boxing. Not really sure if they are troons lots of testosterone though
So you know the three nos of Hololive religion, politics, and gender.

>>83080777
Don't care, she did talk about everything she knew about it.

>>83080641
higher ups respect gura especially as an EN. the problem is gura isn't aggressive enough moving her personal endeavor type projects along
>>83080774
probably some bullshit with an artist, like not agreeing on pay. you can't talk about these things when it's ongoing

>>83080870
>probably some bullshit with an artist, like not agreeing on pay. you can't talk about these things when it's ongoing
That has nothing to do with the supposedly mushy reasoning for the membership badge that she said she had. We're probably never going to get to know it if someone doesn't bring it up in a superchat.

Wife

>>83080090
You want her to tie herself to a record label for what? She wants to make music because we keep asking for it. She doesn’t want to be anymore than she already is. Besides she’s not talentless like the others and she has a larger even more loyal fan base meaning she’ll be even busier with how much she’ll sell

>>83081104
actually we mostly want karaoke streams with standalone music as a distant second

>>83080870
Retard just because you think something is a certain way doesn’t mean it is

>>83081164
>Retard just because you think something is a certain way doesn’t mean it is
no but there's a good probability that gura is meek with management compared to other girls, so she ends up being addressed after them

The final chapter of rdr2 is making me think about life chumbies

>>83080479
then why didn't you post it
>>83080647
only images count as ritualposts

>>83065579
why would you post this in the middle of a stream now I finally goomed to it

>>83080774
Oh yeah, that's a good point. I was excited for her to talk about it...

I'm really glad she didn't make the badge red. What the hell was she thinking, that it would be okay to curse an entire year of chumbies to be the detested red color.

>>83081700

>>83081847
I'm not the Gawr poster you're looking for.

>>83081910

Cover is so fucking retarded, my god, no wonder fucking aqua of all people decided to quit

>>83081516
>only images count as ritualposts
Wrong.

I don't like how cheery Goobs was today so I'd like to sexually bully and ryona her until she gets back to her normal depressive state T u T

>>83081452
it's quite sad innit

>>83082385

I want to bully and ryona the ryona bud T _ T

she cute

>>83082390
Twy, yes et is, guv’ner

>>83078894
THAT'S ME IM ON TELLY

>>83079008
>*Le touché*

>>83083655
One day you'll get your wings, little ebee.

She just sounds like she gave up

>>83083755
>sounds like
She literally said she's defeated. What more do you want out of her?

>>83079087
>*Lo touchõ*

>>83083755
As far as music and big projects, yeah, I think she did... I'm hoping that maybe the silver lining is she'll focus on streaming and fan interaction more, but that might just be copium...

living in fear that Gura will do a surprise member stream and people won't post her chat messages

>>83083801
the ASMR lovenest and more than one stream per month
more seriously it does suck alot, I've always wanted her to stream more than do projects and such but I'm not happy that management has fucked things up so much that she's throwing in the towel on em

>>83083801
Not her. I want Cover to stop being retarded before she decides to leave due to their negligence

>>83079323

Did Gura actually strip? Can someone explain the exact sequence of actions Gura took with her clothing, for the slow buds like me?

>>83084055
La basé

>>83083655
How am I supposed to penetrate my mommywife with no stinger?...

I want give Gura a big hug and tell her everything will be OK, then kick the asses of everyone getting in the way of her dreams.
>Verification not required.

>>83084170
Not only that she asked us to goom on her face

>>83084170
She took off all her tracking gear

>>83084177
Eunuchbud...

>>83084292
What would that look like? I don't even know what the tracking gear looks like.

>>83079450
For s’ghetti too!!!

https://catbox.moe/c/x9s6me
https://catbox.moe/c/p97woy
https://catbox.moe/c/vtftwp

>>83083755
At least she said 2025 will be a good year. Looking forward to seeing her become the CEO of Cover.

>>83084220
same desu

>>83084349
Why always futa? At least the 3rd one is good

>>83084389
Wasn't she talking about games releasing?

>>83084335
I love s’ghetti, I hope Gura enjoyed her's too!

>>83084571

>>83084312
It varies a lot, but probably something like this

>>83084857
There was zipping involved that doens't look like it has zippers.

Guys I think Twitter is trying to tell me something

>>83084933
Oh, I missed that. In that case she might have been wearing a full tracking suit. That or she just took off her hoodie.

the zipping reminds me of that one time she unzipped her ukulele and made a big deal out of it, this was way better and she made an even bigger deal out of it. i love my sharkwife

>>83084744
Full image doko?

>>83084744

>>83085156
its AI

>>83080777
They didn't mock Christianity though. Nobody thinks that except batshit crazy Americans

>>83085314
You’re AI

I now have like 30 sungura images I will never post again

>>83084744
>>83085259

>>83085357
Quake in fear, Fleshling.

>>83084936
I am Twitter

>>83085586
Oh nyo! *quakes*

hi chumbees

>>83085749

>>83085749
*pollinates*

>>83085749

>>83085749
hi

>>83085586
Based and machinepilled

anyone have tenroy set?

>>83085749
DIOS MIO! LA CREATURA!

Gura hating EDF so much that she begs them to let her not play it is the funniest possible conclusion to that sponsorship.

>>83085749
who would win?

>>83086112
I think it's more that she hates doing shill streams.

>>83086082
You have no power here...

>>83086449
It probably makes her feel like an imposter when she has to shill. Poor gooba. I wish I could console her…I would hold her and brush her hair and tell her I love her.

>>83085749
i refuse to believe this isn't gura

>>83086476
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83086449
No, I can't remember the stream but she was watching a game showcase thing and she went the fuck off on shooters. She does not like them.

Fuck this sunflower fuck sunflowers she thinks she so quirky like fuck you sunflower you are not flowey you are not simba you are not that guy pal fuck you sunflower (no I do not have a therapist)

where is oyasame bud

>>83086747
That’s because she’s a girl and she’s only likes to play stupid girly horse games.

>>83085314
Still cute, do you have the full image?

>>83086874
Anon you're early

>>83086874
You're 25 minutes too early, dumbud.

>>83086897
i thought he deded

>>83086874
He fucking died.

>>83086885
it is the full image
reverse image search gives me this https://www.artstation.com/artwork/5v43Gw

Chumbuds will always belive her lies, like moths to a light. Its funny honestly. She doesn't care, she knows you'll always belive that she smooth.

>>83086922
NOOOOOOOOO

>>83086974
fuck off anti

>>83086977
I’m just joshing mister

>>83086861
>Fuck this sunflower
way ahead of you

>>83087060
bruh how was my thing not a gif imma kms

They say the dinos roam these lands…could it be true?

>>83085342
The fatty in the center literally posted on social media that it was a “new gay testament” or something like that. It was deleted soon after the backlash, but the internet doesn’t forget. Also your country is failing or suckling the teat of America

>>83087251
Ye
and they move in herds

>>83085342
Do Europoors really...?

>>83087391
Woahh…sugoi!!!

>>83086747
But she likes Deep Rock Galactic.

>>83087490
Diggy diggy hole. Digging a hole!!

>>83087391

>>83087398
It sometimes forget that it’s only allowed to be on this site because it’s American made

>>83087549
Think fast

>>83086747
>Deep rock, Splatoon, resident evil, left4dead, rust, gta
When you don’t watch streams it’s easy to believe anything

It's interesting how many people there are that have the exact same name as each other and even are around the same age. Looking at things from a large scale perspective is always fascinating.

>>83087739
I have a large scale

>>83087727
Like half of those aren't shooters and the other half are deeply thematic and have good graphics.

>>83087784
same desu

I think I’m getting a sinubs infuction

Did I miss a members stream?
why is /ggg/ this fast

>>83087981
Several hours ago, but yes

>>83087804
Well that clears things up they aren’t shooters because you said so

>>83088038
Goob night retard

>>83088038
goob morning

>would you follow me in my next life as a sunflower?
She's testing the waters. She might not graduate soon but she's getting ready just in case Cover fucks up

>>83087287
That is not mocking christians

>>83088038
sleep tight buddy

>>83088038
Oyasame

>>83088009
did someone call her amelia watson as a reference to the aviot merch name frick up?

>>83088013
No, nobody calls GTA, Resident Evil, or rust shooters. They're not in the same genre as EDF. Plus you're saying I don't watch streams while trying to say she likes Splatoon.

she liked serious sam, I'd consider that a shooter and very similar to EDF

>>83088283
>1 stream
She "liked" serious sam.

What if the sun was a mass of incandescent gas, a giant nuclear furnace?

>>83088310
a big fart

>>83084936
Did you not get mating press trending?

>>83088109
>>would you follow me in my next life as a sunflower?
I'd follow my wife to the ends of the earth and after.

Sunflower Gura lives in the dirt. She thrives in it.

>>83088128
What would you call it

>>83087909
*tongues your sinubses*
There you go, better?

>If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied
>Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs
>If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks
>Then I'll follow you into the dark…

>>83088526
I want Gura to gently rub my sinuses through my face bones

>>83088526
Ye…thanks mister…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-1OBmVwSjw&t=6940s
could you imagine being as dramatic as sunflower gura

>>83084349
I dig futa. does these links stay alive forever?

>>83088128
I shall pray for (You) dumbud

>>83088386
It keeps changing between mating press and mating all the time here.
Just went to check it again and got another suggestive combination.

So we're all preemptively subscribing to vshojo members now that she confirmed she's joining vshojo in 2025?

>>83088633
no, catbox links die if they aren't used enough. this has killed soundposts before

>>83088754
how do I download all the content of that collection without right clicking?

>>83088038
sharkfreams

>>83088827

>>83088734
It's the opposite, Vshojo is joining Hololive.

It's funny, I used to be more neutral with boobs, I liked 'em all about equally when I was young. But now huge honkers actually disgust me. I get an instant "ew" reaction to seeing them. Medium is fine, but small and flat is the best.

>>83088556
>>83088587
This reminds me of that time I decided to LARP as an Indonesian muslim on a forum where you could ask imams questions.
I basically said my manhood was much too small to pleasure my wife in the normal way, and that I wished to make use of her nose, as I believed that this would allow romance to blossom in the light of Allah's grace once more.
Their response was basically "your question is not understood by us. It is not conceivable that one would attempt to make use of the nose."
LARPing as a muslim on the internet is fun

>>83088959
Medium is fine, though I prefer smaller. What frustrates me the most is how so many artists overinflate female characters chests all the time.

>>83089031
cum_in_sinus, x-ray

>>83089031
Sometimes I like to larp as a human on this site

>>83088959
>>83089097
Meanwhile, Gura

>>83088232
>She doesn’t like shooters
>Those don’t count they have to be like this specific shooter also ignore left4dead
Yea if you keep moving the goalpost eventually you’ll be right

>>83089097
>What frustrates me the most is how so many artists overinflate female characters chests all the time.
Same desu So many of them draw every female character with massive tits bigger than their head, a giant ass and thunder thighs, regardless of how the character usually looks. A little bit of extra thiccness is well and good, but at least stay somewhat true to the characters original proportions...

>>83088734
I’m not even subscribed to her genmates let alone most of Hololive why would that change if she left?

Why am I so eepy

>>83088806
let me know if you find out

>>83089490
it's late at night

>>83089610
Oh…yeah I guess you got a point there

>>83088959
Flat chests are my absolute favorite, but I also love giant tits. Especially when they're attached to a loli. Oppai loli is a miracle of the universe, goob agreed.

>>83089031
I genuinely don’t understand the joy people get from trolling on the internet. Just seems like a waste of time when you could slash your neighbors car so he’s late for work. You’d know your neighbor is mad, but on the internet you’re imagining you made them mad.

>>83089335
nta, but he's right and those games aren't shooters. By your retarded logic you may as well say they're all "platformers" because you can walk around and sometimes jump on platforms
Or is pointing this fact out "moving the goalposts" too?

I'm eepy but I wanna play more vidya... but I also have to wake up around a certain time...

>>83089394
Nta but seriously? I sub to all Hololive girls just to support the company, and only unsub if they do something retarded.

>>83088734
Being "forced" to follow the vshojo environment just because Gura is in it is the type of stuff that would actually make me sick, if she actually goes there I'll just stay focused in her solo content (even if this is the hard route since people will be around her like hyenas)

>>83089705
Usually I don't troll people, I just really dislike muslims

>>83089705
but you can get arrested for that, at least in civilized countries

>>83089705
I was about to agree, but then I read the second sentence... I'd get it if you're neighbor was an asshole, but I don't understand just bothering random people either online or IRL.

>>83089760
Just go to sleb, eepybud. You won't regret it.

>>83089835
Jews not allowed, please vacate the thread immediately

>>83089031
In Islam everything is permitted with your spouse but Anal

>>83089835
kek, based

It got real weird in here.

>>83088109
who are you quoting

>>83089955
greychama...

>>83089924
can you tell me what stream >>83086747 happened in? it's been bugging me since I read it

>>83089986
nta, but I only remember her saying that zombie games are boring and all the same

>>83090021
GOT IT thank you. I couldn't remember shit about what she actually said and am glad I can now rewatch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dstTa3BFb88&t=7m

My work just reinstated a mask mandate because 2 people got sick...I fucking hate it here

>>83089725
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_4_Dead
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil#:~:text=The%20franchise%20returned%20to%20survival%20horror%20with,Village%20(2021)%2C%20which%20used%20a%20first%2Dperson%20perspective.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splatoon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_(video_game)#:~:text=Rust%20is%20a%20multiplayer%20survival%20video%20game,in%20early%20access%20in%20December%202013%20and (click the DayZ hyperlink)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Rock_Galactic

How would you know what a platformer is you’ve obviously never played games before

Wait, I just realized Gura’s home but she was up at 4 am last night. She has a fucked sleep schedule just like me!!!

>>83090201
Yeah, she said her family vacation completely ruined it.

>>83089766
also nta but it's been a day or two since I cared about supporting hololive as a whole, too much bullshit, most of the girls I really liked stopped streaming, etc

>>83089766
Technically I do the same I used to be subscribed to more jp members and id but they do things I don’t like. If I don’t like it I don’t support it

>>83090168
People are forced to come in with covid all the time with my job. I think I got it from someone 3 weeks lol

>>83090185
None of those except left4dead are shooters

>>83090229
When I go on family vacations I just stay in the hotel room and lay in bed. I’m such a buzz kill

>>83090296
Did you not click on the DayZ hyperlink

>>83090270
I have never gotten this shitty meme virus. Not once. And the original covid that killed old and fat people sometimes is long fucking gone. I hate this insanity, it's almost 2025 and people are still stuck on it.
I'm gonna go fucking postal soon.

>>83090358
Don't care, it's a survival game

>>83089852
>>83089856
I was just making a point I wouldn’t do that. If you’re going to waste your energy this would have the added benefit of only wasting 10 minutes tops and you’ll actually see a reaction
Also not hard to avoid getting caught.

Hi chumbuds this isn't a shitpost but a serious questio. I'm not here to argue I just want your opinion. Is it possible the last year or so has been solely because she feels defeated or depressed? Is it true she's checked out because everything she wants to do gets denied, and what is the chance she graduates within the next year? I will apologize and kneel eternally if it turns out she's checked out not because she's lazy or doesn't care but rather because she really just depressed.
I personally checked out december 2022 after being around since debut.

I love how you guys are so passionately arguing about the definitions of video game genres.

>>83090395
Click the hyperlink. NOW.

>>83090247
I’m a simpler guy I don’t support whore streamers that interact with guys. You’re either lonely or married no in betweens

>>83090525
No.

>>83090543
Otay…

My game crashed right at the ending

>>83090535
I am not sure what that has to do with my post but okay

>>83090430
I’ve been called many things…dumbud, retardfag, even the n word. For being different…for being smarter, faster, stronger than the other chumbies. This is just water on the bridge for me.

>>83090674
isn't it called "water under the bridge"?

>>83090611
Welp. Gotta start all over from the very beginning then. Get to it, bud.

>>83090611
RIP what part of the ending?

>>83090737
I thought so too but thankfully it crashed right where the epilogue starts and I guess it saved.

>>83090727
Why would the water go under the bridge? That doesn’t make any sense.

>>83090674
>the n word
Nigger we're on fucking 4chan, you can say nigger

>>83090817
the sanitation department does get a little touchy about it these days

>>83090817

>>83090817
Nta, but what do you mean by that? Do you not say it in your daily life?

>>83090792
It crashed right after the mgs4 fist fight so I'm pretty thankful I got to watch everything and not have to redo it.

>>83090858
That's ok, just evade the ban! That also happens to be a time honored tradition here on 4chan, same as the word nigger.

Oh nyo what have I done

>>83090803
but that's what bridges are for, to get over rivers and ravines and stuff

>>83090795
>>83090927
neat, so how did you like the game and ending? I cried the first time. also did you go high or low honor?

>>83091006
HÆH?!

>>83090296
Deep Rock is definitely a shooter. I don't know what definition of shooter you're operating off on. Also the original point was about EDF which by your logic also isn't a shooter.

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

shapez 2 is really fun. I've never really played a factory game before and I'm still enjoying it a lot

>>83091055
I went high honor. It wouldn't feel right being evil with arthur after all of that.

>>83090915
I will use it when appropriate IRL. But I mostly meant you won't get banned for it (most of the time) and also that "the n word" always sounded gay.

As George Carlin said:
>For instance, you take the word "Nigger." There is absolutely nothing wrong with the word "Nigger" in and of itself. It's the racist asshole who's using it that you ought to be concerned about. We don't mind when Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy say it. Why? Because we know they're not racist. They're Niggers! Context.

>>83091143
it's a shitpost reply to a shitpost, sounding gay is a point in its favor imo

>>83091055
And the part that got me was arthur's talk with the nun. Got me thinking about things. Still doing the epilogue right now though

I am Gura's favorite charmbud.

>>83091094
No it's a cooperative loot and management simulator

>>83091140
>>83091295
was a great moment, very well written imo, have fun chumbie.

>>83090674
Are you guys traumatized by shitposts or something? I'd like an actual answer to my question.

>>83091323
That's also a shooter.

>>83091449
Yes, for the 15th time, Left4Dead is a shooter. Any more questions??

>>83090185
>wikipedia is the arbiter of cultural conventions

>>83091537
Then I guess lethal company is also a shooter

>>83090480
no ur cute

>>83090569
Don't worry cutebud, I'll click your hyperlink even though you're wrong <3

>>83091687
It is. And so is Elden Ring when you do a bow build.

>>83091687
It's a looting game where you can procure a gun, but it's nowhere near as gun oriented as Deep Rock is, so I don't really see the comparison.

>>83091870
Man do I love medieval shooters

I am a shooter if you know what I mean heheheheheheheXDDDDDDDD lmao

>>83091853
It actually wasn’t my argument post. I just wanted to make sure people were clicking on the chumbie’s hyperlink.

>>83091925
yeah DOOM the dark ages will be fucking amazing!

>>83091949
Buds, we must protect this bud, he is precious

>>83092137

Bunch of dorks.

>>83092403
she loves when we want to milk her. I'm her sicko

>>83089835
This post was worthy of removal? Really meidos?

>>83089896
Does anyone have the timestamp from Bully where Gura says something like
>She's my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her...
>... er... within reason...

>>83092435
they've been really oversensitive lately

>>83092537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysm_eZW-urw&t=980s

>>83092558
I have a bad feeling that the anti doesn’t actually leave. Instead he reports posts in here in attempt to get chumbies banned. It’s why I’m so cautious to post wrongthink.

>>83092594
Damn, that was fast
You must be extremely based

>>83092594
>Bully streams were 2 and a half years ago
Jesus christ

>>83092692
for every time I find a timestamp fast there are 9 other times where I can't remember the stream or enough to search for it, thank yourself for providing that part

>>83092677
I'm convinced that the anti is, himself, a jannie
Their reign of terror shall end... some day

>>83092802
You should put every vod through a transcript maker. Then you could just Ctrl+F for phrases she’s said.

>>83092594
>Gura thinks women are property
based

>>83092900
I type my own transcript because every time I've looked for a transcript maker they want me to sign up for some bullshit site.

>>83092778
We're getting old, bud
>>83092802
Ogey, thanks me

>>83092944
Based

>>83092944
Seriously if anyone knows a good place ot get Gura transcripts I'd love to know it.

>>83092925
>Gura considers herself property
Yeah mine

I still can't believe the funny Gura peeing on ebi image gets removed now. Nothing is safe anymore...

>>83092944
>>83092984
Someone puts all of DSP’s vods through a transcript maker. Searching for “DSP detractor search engine” should give the website. Maybe you can try looking at how they do it

>>83093078
But just think of the advertisers!

>>83093147
Way too much work. Just give me a site I can plug Gura vods into and get a Gura transcript. Or, ideally, someone already doing that for me and just giving the transcripts. It's not like they change and I can't be the only person who wants Gura transcripts.

The oversensitive and power-tripping jannies and mods are honestly a problem all over 4chan. I was banned on a different board the other day for literally one off-topic message in a thread where I was otherwise actively participating on topic, probably just because they didn't agree with what I said.

>>83093358
I was on tv board and someone posted a picture of the coomer guy saying he died and I asked if that was true. I got a 2 day GLOBAL ban. Never posted on tv since.

>>83093226
the discord has strem summaries

>>83093465
I know. They suck. Gura transcripts would be better but I guess the summaries are good enough that nobody cares to make them.

>>83093156

>>83093502
best I could do is live translation lol
it's a transcript, kinda incomplete, just in another language

Gura appears to hate merchandise so much that it has discouraged me from ever buying another piece of Hololive merch.

>>83093502
also, maybe chumbuds that want to could transcript their favourite lines and moments and compile it somewhere

>>83093985
That already exists in the discord. Full transcripts aren't available anywhere as far as I know. Except the automatic ones youtube does, but those aren't searchable and barely count.

>>83094032
the strongest transcripts are dangerous chumraveler. your body cannot take it

>>83094098

>>83093958
I think looking at her Aqua shrine has her more anti-merch than she normally is, and she's usually not very fond of merch.

Where is Mr Krab?

I don't report the anti if the thread is full of racism and,/or cunny due to the fear of getting racism or cunny banned. As I've been banned for both. Damn I get those overzealous trannies.

>>83094517
>she's usually not very fond of merch.
She said she has 4 separate display cabinets and that Cover is sending her another huge box of merch.

My feet are too cold to fall asleep

>>83094644
That's good merch though. She clearly couldn't give less of a shit about those earbuds. Probably cringed at the promotional video she made.

>>83094644
She's probably like me and just running out of space.

>>83094672
Cringed from the heavy weight of all those big bucks she’s making maybe.

>>83094651
I remember you. This really is a serious problem for you isn't it?

>>83094809
Ye…I can’t fall asleep until my feet stop being cold and that’s been happening around 7 in the morning, so I got a few more hours to go.

>>83094651
>>83095276
If your feet are cold in the summer you've probably got circulation issues

>>83091100
Same

>>83095369
I do mister, I do. I have a pretty labour intensive job, so it’s not like exercising is my issue either.

don't forget to put Shion on and pretend you're watching it with Gura in a couple hours

>>83095530
Ah, that sounds rough. Yeah, not really sure what would help, guess you'd have to talk to a doctor if you haven't already.

>>83095646
You know, I’ve never really considered asking my doctor about it lol. That’s actually good advice chumbie, thank you.

>>83084499
Yes

>>83086112
She just didn't want to stream. I wish she'd st least try to enjoy things.
Everything is better with her there, but it's really obvious that she doesn't feel the same about us. Not even a little bit.

>>83086747
She literally has hundreds of hours in overwatch.
Although that's probably more because it's a team game you play with friends, and well... you know.

>>83096023
Cute goncern gooba

>>83096351
*farts*

>>83090201
>>83090229
Hmm. Where did she go to "visit family"? What part of the world is 4:00 AM EDT roughly the time people are waking up?
Hmm.........

>>83096607
Somewhere in South America? Fucking retard. It means she was up late with her family.

>>83096607
Anon please, you're just being a silly parody now. But it's still shitposting.

>>83096677
>Somewhere in South America
Nah. They're on a roughly similar time zone to the US. I think parts of brazil are like an hour ahead.
She must have gone somewhere where it's morning, like around 9-11 AM, when it's 4:00 am here. That's why her schedule is off and she's waking up at 3-4 in the morning.

I think it's pretty foolish to attempt to figure out her sleep schedule. Even when she's home for a long period it often changes.