/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I impregnanted all of them.

>>8307895
I found out where they lived and knocked them all up

>>8307895
Sorry, I was busy today so I asked them to reschedule the debuts

>>8307895
they're in my basement, cover is desperately looking for 5 backups as we speak

>>8307895
>More Holos that might surpass my subcount?
>Send in the hurricane.

They don't actually exist. Yagoo was roleplaying as all of them on twitter and this was all a planned viral marketing stunt.

>>8308047
No worries, I'm having them reschedule next time as well.

>>8307895
the rat quadruple-murder-homicided everyone

it was predicted

Mumei is orcschizo. She told Sana about /vt/ and she saw everything.

Kronii streams from a yacht floating in international waters off the coast of New England.

Also one of them has the coof.

Mumei was given a hopium overdose by IRyS in an attempt to make sure that she won't be forgotten after Gen2 debuted.

Someone said it was a hurricane. Another said they they reported orcschizo to cover.

Hakos nudes leaked

>>8307895
Civilization is threatened by the a force of Nature. They needed Time and Space to prepare for this calamity. this is why right now, we are spreading rrats.

>>8307895
Vince McMahon had the debuts cancelled since SummerSlam was on the same night.

>>8308825
Thanks Ina

>>8307895
They should have spread the debuts out rather than have them all in one day. Then they wouldn't have been in this mess.

>>8307895
Didn't want to overlap with EFAP anniversary.

>>8307895
Hurricane happened.

>>8307895
obviously Kiara had a tantrum and they had to push it for later

>>8308991
no it didn't. even now, it just barely starting.(streams woulda been done 3 hours ago)

>>8307895
Literally the wors thing possible you could imagine. Cover refused to give any explanation. If it wasn't a big deal, they would just have said the reason. The fact they're not disclosing it means it's like, really, really bad, bad enough that they think hiding it is better

>>8309154
Those who weren't here for Hitomi Chris will get to experience the 2nd coming.

>>8308991
It's not the hurricane. The japanese explanation said something similar to technical issues, rather than "unforeseen circumstances"
Either a computer issue or an account issue.

>>8307895
Sana is a member of the Taliban apparently...

>>8308569
Please explain what the fuck the deal is with all the hopium over Mumei

>>8309537
read all the current and previous mumei general threads to give yourself an idea. There's a reason why it's currently the most active general among the other EN2 members.

>>8309537
Mumei is extracting IRyS' juices

>>8307895
Fauna had a mental breakdown now that her indie friends hate her

>>8307895
Hurricane, apparently.

>>8307895
>delay means cancelation!
Just like haato graduated every time she took a break, right schizo?

>>8308483
moguyacht

>>8308155
>activate the emergency collab
>Yes, only I get a PoV

>>8308295
I'd believe this.
It's all an ARG leading up to the real 2nd gen (5 new designs. All of them are worse. All of them have the rhombus rigger. This 5 are never used again.)

>>8307895

I called sana a nigger online and she went back 2 Africa.

>>8307895
Holy heck! Anykara has this much power huh?

>>8315181

>>8315181
We killed 6 gorillian Holofags on /jp/, this is nothing.

>>8309537
>people like her model
>her motif of civilization makes people think she'll play empire builders/4x games, a relatively unfulfilled niche that autists hunger for
>her name basically means anonymous, making some people think she's /here/. Posts like >>1894113 only fan the flames as well

Clearly, they feared Pupa's power. This is the only answer.

>>8315523
>her motif of civilization makes people think she'll play empire builders/4x games, a relatively unfulfilled niche that autists hunger for

Sounds like theyre reaching. that's like saying the motif for space implies she'll play mainly space games or that chaos will play chaotic games. its such a silly stretch that people want to be true. The only thing that "civilization" has in common with those games is sharing the name of a popular series

>>8315523
>her motif of civilization makes people think she'll play empire builders/4x games
lmao well I hope they're ready for Minecraft and Apex

>>8315816
>h-h-her motif and name imply that she'll!!!!
Listen man, the rest of these retards forget that everything lore or character related drops within the first month cause whores need attention to them.

>>8315523
>her motif of civilization makes people think she'll play empire builders/4x games, a relatively unfulfilled niche that autists hunger for
Yeah back then I hoped Ina will keep Lovecraft-themed kayfabe too

>>8307895
There's plenty of reasons they could postpone it.
One of them got sick.
One of them had to be pulled and replaced for some reason.
One of them experienced some personal tragedy that made them unable to perform.
Maybe if they didn't insist on doing the debuts as a relay it would've gone smoother

>>8315887
I could watch comfy MC streams forever. Apex is boring as fuck though.

>>8315936
>>8315896
I don't think most viewers care about anime RP kayfabe.

>>8307895
>they canceled their cancellation
What happened

>>8308008
dibs on the fruits

>>8315816
They're reaching to the stars and back with their comfy, kind, history-loving, strategy gamer owl waifu. But apart from maybe a few schizos the hopium is consumed in good fun, and her design is legitimately great

>>8307895
Postpone to match my birthday of course

>>8319355
Happy birthday anon, how many years?

>>8308008
Damn bro, leave some for me next time

>>8319481
15

>>8319515
Peak age for breeding

>>8319481
19, 3 years on here now, hbu?

>>8308483
>Kronii was the original Moguyacht poster all along
Based

>>8307895
aged like milk