/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>25:37 [EN] Bae: Then I'll give you a kiss, a KISS A KISS
DIRTY RRAT OJISAN

Lapsama my friend

They just offered Bae-oji sex later

Ojibae cute!
Fuwamoco cute!

>a dirty pervert rat enters your kitchen
BUT
>it looks like this
what do?

Why are all of FuwaMoco's fan service streams in Japanese?

I find Bae less annoying than Kiara when the call goes long, weird.

does 7dtd have an ending?
or is it just zombies raid every 7 days, over and over again?

FWMC just shit on Bae as per the rrat's request btw

>>83033650
Only those who do their reps deserve fanservice.

I hope the Ninner calls in

hey man

>>83033650
because /baubau/ has been naughty and doesn't deserve any reward

>>83033647
MATING PRESS

>>83033650
Westerners can't give fan service unironically so they have to do it in Japanese in order for it to be genuine.

>>83033665
The latter but it gets harder each time.

>>83033611
Akutan.... just one last huff of your white tights feet please....

lmao, the people in the thread dedicated to fuwamoco are so mad about the stream.

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ENTER
MORI THE MALE FORMA

>>83033662
Probably becuase Bae isn’t always talking about herself

My boy

>>83033647
mating press

Jesus christ
Mute bois

MUTE MUTE MUTE

ENTER SOME FOREIGNER

ENTER MORI

>Japanese also
Kek, this stream is designed to shit on /baubau/

>enter rapper gaijin

ENTER

>FWMC
>Bae
>IRyS
>Mori
I hate this clique.

Watashi wa amerikajin desu
Watashi wa omuraisu desu

AAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mori saving EOP Ruffians.

>>83033650
They want JP viewers and fans, not westerners.

>>83033484
They have to over-act their hatred of Japanese shit (despite being obsessed with it) to cope with the fact their grandmother was raped to death by Hirohito

Oh shit it's Cowboy Tanaka?

COWBOY TANAKA

only one week until we are all in nyc

ENTER
THE XXXXXX OF JAPAN

LOL

Cowboy Tanaka!?

HoloEN btw

Sou desu neigh.

Enter filthy gaijin

>Mori speaking cowboy-Japanese
This has got to be a jab at /baubau/, right?

>>83033689
ojiina is too perverted
she'll get kicked out

>>83033765
>>83033758
Not now kfp

>tanaka
>foreigner

>pretending to pretend to be bad at speaking nihongo

Mori sounding extra male right now

>desune
oh Mori
Kek

Hololive English btw

That was a pretty long no nihingo des.

i googled "cowboy tanaka" because it's obviously some kind of reference and i got.... a weirdly broad list of diverse results

>>83033805
>21:xx
fuck off

https://x.com/pavoliareine/status/1824437415244861795
Weine...

Cowboy Tanaka my oshi...
I miss Arthur...

>>83033836
>pretending to pretend

cowboy tanaka sounds like he rapes and kills women

Now I hope IRyS would call in next and ALSO only speak in Japanese

so, the next caller will be either kiara or Irys, right?

>>83033662
>>83033742
>>83033827
>Kiara seethe out of nowhere
Kiaraschizo...

Mori..
Nihongo jouzu...

>HoloEN fanservice call-in
>It's fully in Japanese
>HoloENs are the only ones joining so far
>Still in Japanese
>MORI JAPANESE COWBOY
What the fuck is this stream lmao
Everything has been perfectly fine-tuned for maximum /baubau/ seethe, this is genuinely impressive

>>83033894
anya

>>83033885
Honestly yeah, same
It's just funny now

>>83033894
I’ll kill myself if it’s Kiara

>sou desune
>soda
ruffian... your pets....

Who's calling to the maid totsu so far? I missed the beginning because YT refused to autoplay the stream

>>83033910
who asked? go back

>>83033824
She must rape the maids

Naruhodone

>>83033910
keep spamming your screenshots lil bro

こんにちはniggas. あたしの名前はCowboyTanakaデス. かわいい女の子をお探しにAmericaから来たんデス.

>>83033944
Chill, anon. This IS funny, and we're enjoying it

>>83033875

>>83033894
Kiara’s too self centered to participate in anything with Fuwamoco since they succeeded at fulfilling the dream she failed to fulfill.

>>83033938
bae oji and cowboy tanaka

Why is Mori speaking white people Japanese for comedic effect?

Mori is RP-ing as this dude, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA&t=310s

>>83033611
>trans colors
go back >>>/lgbt/

Ruffians love being cucked by glorious nippon steel cocks KEKAROO

>>83034010
>watch mojo

>Mori now

>>83033805
>timezone
literal SEAfag hours

>>83034004
What does black people Japanese sound like?

>>83034029
you are so pathetic it isnt even funny

>>83034010
On all levels except physical, Mori IS Bandit Keith

>>83034029
I hope MILF visit your house

>>83034029
wrong thread, phasekek

>>83034041
YO YO YO

>Cowboy Tanaka got over alcoholism
DYRBI?

>phasefag raiding holo split then post ss on /hlgg/ claiming that they're melting down
why are they like this

>>83033894
Polka

>>83034037
She should have won.

>>83033996
Really? Half an hour in and it's just two people? Where are the JPs?

>36:02 [EN] Can you draw a cute cat with a cowboy hat on it?

>>83034041
I thought this was it?

>>83034014
>a japanese dude making a mockery of himself making a mockery of dudes who are too into japanese things
this is under too many layers of irony for me to understand the real point of this

kek, /baubau/ having an meltdown.

>>83033853
>>83034032

Cope and seethe, literally.

it would be great if fuwamoco made their jp coworker call-ins speak exclusively in english

that's more of a puritan hat

>>83034037
THE most wasted opportunity in MHA. Screw the ending, this shit is what makes me absolutely livid.

That's a sad cat, FWMC...

>>83034115
that's a cock, not a cowboy hat

PPT destroying the dogs

>>83034112
Streaming

Does Raora know of Haachama's pepeloni postulate?

Legally distinct from Kirby

>>83034139
Your balls look like that?
Sad

>>83034137
That's just a piece of butterscotch pie.

>>83034112
ummmm they ARE the jps

>>83034127
skippa skippa

>>83034138
it became dog shit way before the ending tho

>MOE MOE BAU BAU
I WANT MY KYUN DUMB DOGGOS

>>83034115
it looks like wario's nose
>>83034139
you've seen some weird cock anon

>>83034112
Streaming. They take their job seriously.
Also, Haachama is with Raora

>>83034040
I thought you were talking about that game arcade where everything there is paid through a card. That arcade is a franchise though, started in Australia but also became famous in Southeast Asia

>>83033976
KEK

THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>83033697
>>83033758
>>83033765
>>83033774
>>83033786
>>83033805
>>83033910
>>83033982
>>83034029
>>83034127

When I went to MaiDreamin with my Dad in Akihabara they made him do the spells and wear bunny ears. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Reine says shut the fuck up about tech support you stupid retards she's knows what she's doing (she broke her ethernet cable trying to fix it)

>30 minutes
>2 guests
>1 hour only
They're gonna go bankrupt

>>83034216
Literally me.

>>83033976
I'm going to use this line next time in Japan, thanks.

BEANS to ka FRIED CHICKEN to ka

>38:53 [EN] Calli: Cowboys usually eat beans and fried chicken every day, and it's not very healthy
THIS COWBOY NIGGA EATIN BEANS

>>83034240
Why is Reine such a baby?

>>83034233
Justchad here, what's the meaning of this image

i actually really like how much mori hams it up

>What do you want, sir?
>I want a Chuu Chuu, haha Hajimete no Chuu
Kek Mori

gross mori sounds like a man

>>83034290
Chickens acting like small dogs

>>83033976
>hiragana/kanji for everything except デス
omae wa shitposting tensai

FUWAMOCO JUST KISSED MORI AND THUS BY ASSOCIATION ME LATER VIRGINS

>>83034290
anon has a cute dog and wants to show it off

AAAAHHHH FUWAMOCO KISSING MY DICK

It's gonna be Haachama next, isn't it?

>>83034220
何か面白いデスか?Are you fucking with me right now? SATSUGAIしてやるよこのヤロウ

>>83033976
cheeky ken-sama bastard

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER

Asking for a good thread during seatime is asking for too much

Reine loves Shiori and Gigi!
>>83034289
She's turning 4 in three weeks.

>>83034315
That's a small dog acting like a chicken you brown retard
Reminds me of the falseflags of a certain someone actually

So how's Raora been?

LAPLUS

So why are the customers so far just sexpests?

Lap-dono!?

>>83034273
do cowboys carry a huge ass pot and oil bottle to fry chicken on a campfire all the time?

ENTER RAPU

ENTER LESBIAN

ENTER
LAP-ONII-CHAN

Shota Lapu...

ENTER

ENTER
A RAVENOUS LESBIAN

>>83034334
are these anisong lyrics?

[Reine news]
GG is mini Reine

lapsama on fuwamoco stream!

Date with a squirrel

ENTER
BROCON

WAGA ONII CHAN KITAAAAAAAA!

Laplus onii-chan!

ENTER
DARKNESSS

The C-Commander?! At a maid cafe?!

>Enter a maid cafe
>Demand that the maids call you onii-chan
Kek

Why is Fuwawa's apron vibrating??

>Lap wants to fuck her oniichan so much she's larping as an oniichan

Reine hears the similarities between herself and Gigi

>>83034391
>becoming aware of maid cafe

>>83034432
Risu looks like her mother dressed her up.

>>83034373
Mostly recovered.

>>83034430
She heard about our GG comparisons

Who is this dashing onii-chan?

La+ sounds a bit like Polka

stupid lapusex turn off the volume of the stream

>>83034427
いいえ. ただ俺様の戯言デス

>>83034290
It's a very cute dawggie

Gura cute Gura cute!

>Lap shows up
>twink poster isn't going mental

>>83034475
It's the lipstick, isn't it?

>>83034492
I thought it was Polka at first with a bunch of food in her mouth, but that's the difference between them.

the commander in chief would have made a good ikeman but hes too strange of a creature to fit the role appropriately

>>83034483
She was being pranked by Haachama for the bingo.

It's raover

>>83034546
Wrong thread falseflagging nigger

>>83034513
the dawggie of the day?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>83034457
Laplus is eldest she only has precious otouto.

test
my wife
my girlfriend

If Lap were my little sister would she call me a gross perverted onii-chan and tease me with her socks?

Mococo drawing Kaidou.

Wait did la+ say nigga?

KEK

IS THAT FUCKING LAPUSSY I HEAR

How come Kiara never calls in to totsus anymore? Did we bully her out of interacting with other Holos?

>we like Laplus more than Mori now
What happened?

RATE THE LAP-OMU-RAISU

>>83034459

>>83034598
She picked it up from Cowboy Tanaka.

>>83034559
>ikeman

Isn't La+ the one who said she would be happy to have someone shit on her floor?

>>83034561
WE LOVE YACHT

hand it over

>>83034511
I just played disgaea 4 so to me you're just some guy affected with the A-virus

Kani ToT

>>83034605
She literally called into Mori's totsu earlier

fuwamoco desperately trying to pretend they didn't get rejected for JP, remember they SETTLED for EN.

they are so fake

lap is melting down ah ah ah
(she's literally on fire)

I can imagine Laplus being a frequent patron of maid cafe

>>83034623
they gave her crab claws?

>>83034605
Ok seanig
>>83034611
Literally no one said that

what's the point of a maid cafe when you can't enjoy the food

>>83034585
>mfw I'll never have a short big sister wishing to marry me and gets jealous when I get a girlfriend

>>83034637
As long as it's a cute girl she wants

>>83034633
yeah its the romanized singular of ikemen
if i was talking about laplus sama and ao i would say ikemen but since its just laplus its ikeman

>>83034688
what kind of retard goes to a maid cafe for the food?

>>83034688
enjoy the maids?

would be funny if ririka come and speak english only.

>>83034667
KANI

lap sex

Did Lapu release a third orisong she could perform on the next fes? I haven't been following her.

HOLY MOGGED

>>83034688
>he goes to a maid cafe for food

>>83034660
retard, that was Pekora

>>83034611
Lap is more fun and unpredictable.

>>83033650
Maid service is cringe as shit in english

>>83034694
You wouldn't wish for that if you have a real sister you freak

>>83034743
rrat

>>83034454
Erm maybe fwmc shouldn't use that world as it relates too much to their past

Post the laugh.

>>83034718
BRAVO NOLAN

>>83034730
Raora...

>>83034669
She was obsessed with a maid and kept going there. I can't remember the stream but I think it was recent.

>>83034750
low test

>>83034768
skippa skippa

>>83034611
It's funnier with Lap because she's a hopeless little lesbo.

ENTER SUBARU

>Actually JP enters
>TL posters take a piss break

>>83034750
I have a younger sister
If I had an attractive sister that wanted to fucked me I would happily oblige

>>83034768

>>83034730
raorachaama...

New Stack dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL0r6GciY3I

Would you let big sister laplus take your virginity?

>>83034798
wat

>>83034815
Hey find this guy he might do something to his sister

>>83034797
???

>>83034750
Bullshit, I have two older sisters and I'm not averse to fantasizing about them.

Is Mococo the perfect wife? And Fuwawa the perfect pimp?

>>83034837
hololive?

>>83034798
もう日本語が分かればいいデス

I want to sex the lapsama

>>83034611
I like it when Rappu takes the opportunity to be an unapologetic raging lesbian under the guise of a call-in.

>>83034837
Lap can do anything she wants with me

>>83034815
wtf

>>83034797
let the duck watch anime in peace

>>83034879
laplus is hololive, schizo

>>83034837
If she had big tits and a fat ass maybe but not this brat.

>>83034871
And Pero the perfect gentleman.

>>83034835
>hololive?

Laplus sounds like a boy

>>83034853
Wait so this is all a ploy for fuwamoco to farm for holo jp's goods? So the ENs are just bonus

mr. rap has a very cool way of speaking and is enjoyable to listen to

>51:21 [EN] FWMC: Also please choose Fuwawa or Mococo. You'll need to pay extra for another
Kek, greedy dogs

>>83034611
Well, for one thing, Lap is actually funny.

>>83034815
>>83034815

When do they die?

This nigga dipped.

rap lass

>>83034611
>>83034747
>>83034967
sis please

>>83034969
In 7 days.

>>83034908
what's going on with subaru's furniture?

/baubau/ is going thermonuclear

>>83034945
uoh

Where is kiara

That's it?!?

>>83034947

suichan is pretty cute today

>>83034611
mesugaki>>>>>cringe cowboy

>>83034992
they're still fine unless they go supernova

Who is the most hag-coded EN?

>>83034992
Another day ending in y then.

>>83035017
If she's cute then post her butthole.

>>83034233
Newfag

The LiveTL is a bit slow, but kek

>>83035031

>>83035006
she's busy

>>83034835
Nice, those guys never disappoint, also wrong thread you moron.

/baubau/ just got a nuke after getting 25 consecutive kills on team deathmatch, they were using one man army...

>>83035031
the dogs

>>83035031

>>83035031
ERB or Raora.

>>83035006
Here's Kiara.
Stream soon!

>>83034992
There's literally a meido sitting in there deleting nsfw in 30s while ignoring everything else.

>>83034992
Still talking about bau bau what do you call this

>>83035092
Were they using that new AK50?

>>83034611
lolis are often superior to titty monsters.

>Close already
THEY HATE MONEY

>>83035096
Raora is same age as Rissa,
ERB is couple years older

bau bau motherfuckers

It's BAUver...

>>83035095
ERB would be sexy if she wasn't british and if she also wasn't into flips.

lmao only one jp called

Lappy

Where's IRyS??

>>83034856
>>83034901
>>83034968
Not wanting to fuck your current sister does not automatically mean that you would not want to fuck your hypothetical thought experiment hot/cute nymphomaniac brocon sister

Lui missed her chance...

>>83035031
Ninomae Ina'nis, she's basically acting like a grandma

>>83035159
But hlgg said Raora is a hag.

Why is baubau getting railed and not my ass?

Wait, THAT'S IT?

/baubau/ just perfected their recipe for a pretty solid cajun style gumbo

>FWMC Morning
Oh right, it's today

They should have waited for 30 more minute. They're probably waiting for lui or koyo so the disssapointed sigh

>>83035145
Nah they switched from M4 with a noob tube to UMP silenced

>>83035232
>a pretty solid cajun style gumbo
wat

>>83035204
Would you mean describing this hypothetical brocon sister in detail?

>>83035232
Holy shit is this real? I'm going in!

>>83035204
you are hardwired to find your sibling unattractive
Unless they're a literal 10/10, you'll probably rank them as a 5/10 or worse

>>83035230
which part of
>one hour only
didn't you get?

>>83035225
No one wants to rail a dude's ass bro.

I took a break to watch FWMC but how are the 7DTD girls doing. I see Miko is here now. Have they found anything cool?

otsuaqua

>ogey back to Haachama x Raora
Wait, they're STILL palying Yahtzee?

/baubau/ just melted down gold in the fires of Mount Doom to turn into enchanted rings....

>>83035263
Explain Fuwamoco then

>>83035263
pretty sure there a debuff to half the number, so got to be 20/10 for them to be 10/10

>>83035291
Mostly comfy questing. Okayu also now has a bike!

I love Ollie's 2022 Birthday totsu karaoke stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10PAFjdB8Bw&t=370s

IT HAS BEEN 2 HOURS ALREADY

Reine Liberated

>>83035330
Neat.

Apart from Bae doing her bit too long, it was a really cute stream. That girl does not get humor.

>they
Who?

FWMC transferred to JP8 when?

>>83035206
Lui probably isn't even aware of their call-in stream, it completely came out of nowhere.
Also she's about to start her own stream in a few minutes.

>>83035177
what's so unsexy about brits?

>>83035354
yab, are they gonna get yelled at by Yagoo for breaking the rules?

>Kanata got the shortest collab

>>83035281
But it's technically been 53 minutes...

Ark first, now 7 days to die? Is coco returning which made aqua leave?

>>83035379
when you've fucked off back to /baubau/

Reine is so happy that stream worked out

>>83035354
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

Poor Ruffians always getting cucked (by JP Ruffians)

>>83035374
the straights

>Reine talking about trying to filter herself
She really found her kin in Gigi and Shiori

Woo

>>83035366
do you think the time bae took denied anyone else? 3 call ins in an hour is not a large amount

>>83035219
She has big hag energy, I can only imagine her power when she becomes an actual hag

Omurice is overrated.

25:32 Kanata: only after my heimins say "you'll stink if you only shower" so I broke that habit
25:39 Lamy: that's not the case. Kanata: wow I got fooled

>>83035412
Dude, if only.

>>83035385
Brit accents just don't do it for me. I wish they did but she sounds like a news reporter/journalist.

/baubau/ just new set a new lap time in the Nordschleife with an Eclipse GSX.

>>83035006
Kiara hates Fuwamoco unironically

>>83035385
their looks
it's all made up for by their wonderful personalities
the love you share with a british person is the purest of all love

>>83035456
Probably not, realistically. They did a countdown to end, and 30 m for the others isn't bad.

>>83035456
Peko just said she wanted to join but couldn't be Bae was already calling in.

holy shit guys /baubau/ just flew over my house!

>Bye bye dude
Kek Haachama

>>83035456
If anything the guests stretching it out helped them reach the hour mark otherwise they would have closed shop in 15 mins.

>>83035436
something something "dont most of us like that though?"

>>83035354
Because the first hour they barely played. Haachama was pranking Raora for the bingo.

>53:07 Kanata: thank you so much, after you graduate, I hope we can meet again with these members
>53:14 Lamy: I think we NEED Marine in here

>>83035545
The guests is the whole point.

/baubau/ activated a particle accelerator

>>83035512
Lame.

>>83035524
hey, i just them flew outside my windows!

>>83035495
yeah i hate brits haha...

>>83035598
They're gonna melt down

oh shit /baubau/ invaded a country and declared it theirs now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuY3iYGDFaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuY3iYGDFaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuY3iYGDFaw

>>83035352
It's weird seeing you niggas spam the shit out of that clip when something like this exists https://youtu.be/pYsbFoxwXUM

Do the justice girls have thick pubes?

/baubau/ is posting THAT...

>gura dropped a frame in the middle of the night and chatted
wtf bros

>>83035624
Fuck off

>>83035436
ごめんねRuffiansだち. このCowboyTanaka様がおめえの推しをいただすぜ(テヘペロ)俺様の前で跪けデス

Stop talking about baubau where's the stream talks. Is this the new sister angle?

>>83034815
Kinda based I wish my sister was hot

>>83035624
GO ID CONDOM GIRL GO

>>83035442
which hololive member would she be able to talk about yuri fanfics for two hours with?

Ollie just gave ERB a sloppy...

>>83035624
eww

i'd enjoy performing cunnilingus on la+

>>83035477
Condom spats.

>>83035624
Will she sing any song with condoms in the lyrics?

/baubau/ just ordered an infantry attack with no artillery support.

>>83035637
Miko Fauna now that's a crackship

>>83035633
ERB is lasered
CC is trimmed
GG is unshaven, medium thickness (very stinky)
RR is an actual forest that would make Mio proud

>>83035624
>Oddloop
I'll check the VOD, been getting my AA fix with Reine.

>>83035477
Oh I see why you cropped the rest.

>>83035700
They just called in a danger close air strike too.

>>83035650

>>83035660
It's actually funny, anon.
It's not "Holo vs Holo".
Not even "Holo fanbase vs Holo fanbase"

>>83035660
Sisters found out 90% of /baubau/ comes here during streams for obvious reasons

I'm in the mood for chicken breasts and armpits today.

FAT FUCK

It unironically feels like Kiara is isolated from the rest EN again.

>>83035700
the fools
everybody knows that modern warfare is all about artillery movement

There are a lot of zombie noises on Friends stream right now.

>>83035624
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

>>83035660
>Is this the new sister angle?
are you a literal justice newfag?

/baubau/ got a killstreak going and called in an attack helicopter

>>83035777
What's with ollie and condoms?

>the most stereotypical Japanese tune ever
kek

>>83035738
You call that funny you must be from sea?

>>83035777
Kek

>>83035763
She even lost Reine to Shiori and Gigi

Suichan you've got to stop saying nyegga it's not lady like

>>83035814
not now, German anon

>>83035660
Newfag