/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://x.com/TheSlyStallone/status/364832393175105536

thinking about Lia's brown butthole

thinking about Lias peach butthole

thinking about Lias pink butthole

Being gay is now BANNED as Lia does NOT support boys kissing

>Sex with Lia
>Manhandling Lia
>Bending Lia over
>Slapping Lia's ass when she doesn't arch her back properly
>Pulling Lia's hair
>Calling Lia a whore and a worthless cum dumpster
>Forcing Lia's face into the pillow and telling her she doesn't deserve to look at you
>Grabbing Lia's boobs and giving her a nipple twister
>Sticking three fingers in Lia's ass and slapping the back off her head when she complains
>Pounding Lia's cheeks so hard she starts to cry
>Cumming inside Lia and gently slowing down with your hand on her back
>Gentle kissing the back of lia's neck and calling her a good girl
>Cuddling with Lia
>Holding Lia tightly while she vulnerable and putting her head to your chest
>Having giggly conversations with Lia
>Watching Lia gently falling asleep

>>82978777
this, but Mint is the one doing it all

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

>>82978777
this but michibro

ϟ Lia Friends ϟ

Phase Connect>>>/vt//pcg/
Phase Gen2 +>>>/vt//pcgia/
Neuro-Sama>>>/vt//swarm/
Maid Mint>>>/vt//mint/
Rurumi -https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
Haruna Swift -https://twitter.com/HarunaSwift
KKCyber -https://twitter.com/kkcyberai
Maple Alcesia -https://twitter.com/MapleAlcesia
Aoi Moi -https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Nyaru -https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Obake PAM -https://twitter.com/obakepam
Kamishiro Rita -https://twitter.com/RitaKamishiro
Ushio Ebi -https://twitter.com/ushioebi
Reina Sun -https://twitter.com/reina_kawaiii
Punkalopi -https://twitter.com/Punkalopi
Nova Aokami -https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Kureiji Ollie -https://twitter.com/kureijiollie
Sayu Sincronisity -https://twitter.com/sayusyn
Da Michi -https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Hakushika Larry -https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Hasekura Muumi -https://twitter.com/hasekuramuumi
Faye Mata's perfect tits -https://i.imgur.com/imT0dGn.png
Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort -https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife
L.A Flights -https://www.youtube.com/@L.A.FLIGHTS


ϟ War Time Traitor ϟ

Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ -https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu

what is it telling you?

>>82979109
>Lia Mint butthole streaming

>>82979109
hime pee piss

Gays out!

>>82979109

>>82978750
She should stop with all the dumb yuri baiting then

>>82979109
>Japan cute girls

>>82979354
>baiting

>>82979354
Girls kissing is encouraged.

>>82979354
More like masturbating other girls clits

>>82979490
>>82979305
>>82978606
did she get new emotes? very cute

Need autistic valley girl gf

>>82979490
this is the face I make when I post something really funny and anon doesn't laugh

>>82979530
Commission from an anon. Just handing out the rest of them here this is the last one.

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>82979589
thank for sharing them with us! very kind of you (or the anon who comissioned them!)

Rinmama is the type to watch young sheldon

>>82980036
bang on accurate

>>82980036
I caught my mom watching young sheldon

Rinmama spent Lia's college fund on QVC

>>82980240
da fuq is that

>>82980299
what third world country doesnt have QVC?

>>82980315
i'm from the east coast

>>82980348
of Indonesia?

>>82980370
hey now, it's one thing to call me a thirdworlder european, it's another thing to call me a SEAdog. take that back

>>82979392
>Thinking she's actually gay
Get worked

>>82980434
she literally came out as a lesbian in one of the most heart wrenching and tear jerk moments in Phase Connect history

we doing this again today?

Lia said she was white in the collab, i feel betrayed

Fascinating how absolute kino happens and anti-posting pursues.
Motherfuckers really hate fun

>>82980539
where do you see anti posting

>>82980467
>Get caught flirting with a groomer
>Trust me guys i'm totally a lesbian
Get worked

>>82980517
i've been trying to tell you she's a White American Ultra Cute Teen Princess Idol Sensation

>>82980517
Stop lying

>>82980561
it's the same grump from last thread, just ignore him. you are feeding him right now

>>82980563
who are you quoting

>>82980614
Deez nuts

>>82980705
you fucking liar deez nuts would never say that

>>82980738
So you don't know.

>QVC is the shopping channel
how would I know that i'm a zoomer I haven't watched cable since I was like 10 years old. fuck you ojisan you probably smell like smegma

>>82980790
>you probably smell like smegma
you would like that wouldn't you

>>82980804
nobody wants your GROSS oldman dick. I bet it's shriveled up and can't even get hard anymore from excessive gooning to playboy magazines or fapping with dialup internet. it's probably cracked and dry and disgusting! get over yourself and check into the retirement how old man

>>82980614
Are you retarded?

Ojisan should check his prostate RIGHT NOW

>>82981000
I'm just wondering tho

reminder

>>82980602
Wasn't me, I just got back from an errand

>>82980602
Claiming Lia is a dyke makes you an anti

any Lia?

>>82981764
She eepy

Has anon considered liking lia?

I wonder who Lia is sharing a bed with tonight?

>>82981904
彼女は当然、私とベッドを共にしている。

>>82981904
Clara braps in her sleep so Lia is getting a nosefull if they are sharing a bed

you guys should watch this on your cytube for a watchalong some night. it was pretty funny
https://archive.org/details/watermelon-man-1970
t. imisspippa anon

>>82982519
Currently i'm trying to upload american psycho to litterbox for tonight but it keeps erroring. if this keeps up i may have to split it into <200mb parts and use catbox. shit sucks

>>82982569
you don't have to do that bro it's on the chive
https://archive.org/details/american.-psycho.-2000.-uncut.-2160p.-4-k.-blu-ray.x-265.10bit.-aac-5.1-yts.-mx

>>82981884
if he hasn't i'm gonna kick his ass

>>82982633
Oh damn i couldn't find it when i looked. thank you kindly lia liker!

>>82982682
use bing when you look. if it's on the chive it'll pop up 90% of the time

>>82982799
I'll remember that and thank you again

I miss Lia

>>82981952
hey dude check this out
https://nhentai.net/g/518917/

I miss Hime

Thinking about sticking a finger up >>82981952 's butthole.

>>82983661
>>82983733

>>82983767
enjoy that doujin princess

>>82983767
Please post your toes again.
I won't take them for granted like the rest of these sluts.

>>82984167
peeba

>>82984411
I mean folks wheres the lie

>>82984575
I like this guy

>>82984575
Source?

>>82984774
this one goes hard

>>82983791
Art is nice but ntr is trash and why would you ever want to share?

>>82984204

holding hands with Rinmouto

>>82985305
she looks like she plays smash

>>82984909
I only count it as ntr if it's a major plot point rather than an excuse to have a sex scene. it's classic blackmail "hey here's a video of you sucking cock, better suck mine or I'll show it to everyone" if you can't jerk off to that you can't jerk off to like 70% of hentai

>>82984909
He wants to watch me fill you up.

Phase fiend Nanobites is going to play FNAF(?)
https://www.twitch.tv/nanobites

>>82985566
They literally have him tied up and forced to watch as they all fuck Link.

>>82985725
Homo NTR doesn't sting because men aren't prizes to be won like women.

>>82985725
ngl I only got to about page 16 before I came so I didn't see that part

>>82985714
WHO?

>>82986057
dont worry about it runatic, it was before your time

>>82986422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZizpHzWoHs

>>82986461

>>82982633
The audio on that is super low, like they converted 5.1 surround to stereo but did it wrong. I ended up encoding it myself into 4 parts to fit on catbox.
>Also, I like lia.

>>82978750
>>82979432
>>82979413

>>82980936
Faggot of the Week

>>82985714
Why are her dog barks so convincing?

How do we fix Lia's flat butt problem?

>>82987512
>problem
Maybe on planet retard.

>>82987512
stairmaster and tacos

>>82987702
>t. flat butt haver

>>82978606
I was looking at her wiki page, and she has had a fair amount of significant collabs. For any of you that have been watching her long enough, which ones were the streams that felt like big deals to you?

>>82988042
there is a convenient rentry in the OP of all of Lia's major streams

>>82987512
god damn is that perfect

>>82988042
The first time Lia ever did a collab where I felt like she "made it" and stood on her own two feet as a streamer was Neuro Sama. That will always be a special stream to me as a viewer because it showed she could carry a big stream and she proved to herself she can do it.
Pomu Rainpuff stream is a treasure. Knowing what we know now, it might end up being the most important collab in company history.

>>82988553
All of the most impactful collabs have been male collabs, come to think of it

>>82988042
every single one of them

>>82988042
Pomu - felt like vtuber Jesus was coming over for dinner
Neuro-sama 1 - her first big showcase stream
Mint - felt like a friend was coming over for dinner
manlybadasshero - my personal favorite not only because it was so unexpected but because hundreds of his fucking fans showed up in chat 24 hours before stream just spamming the word ANIME in prechat non stop all night and all day I have never seen a prechat like that before or since

>>82988442
You some sort of weirdo who likes little cheeks? That kind that don't stick out much?

>>82988950

>>82989127
yes, yes I am

so what's the move. VOD recap? dolemite again? something else entirely?

>>82989556
starknight said he wanted to experience dolemite. if he shows up, lets do the combo of that + disco godfather.

>>82989556
if enough people missed the stream earlier, could replay it.

If we watch dolemite, do we invite any wisps? mint is off tonight

imisspippa-anon here
what time is your watchalong? i'd like to join yours but i have mine scheduled for pippa's typical stream time, 9pm edt (approx. 2.5 hrs from now)

>>82990799
we usually cytube at 7pm est (Lia Time)

>>82990895
oh cool so like 30 mins?

>>82990930
yeah i think, but i am not a cytube runner who controls anything.
i'm not gay enough.

>>82990975
as the runner for the imisspippa channel, you have no idea how much fucking gay it takes lol

starknight?

>>82991709
sorry I'm fucking him senseless right now, wait a few minutes

DOLEMITE TIME
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .

do they say the N word in this movie?

>>82993213
no way

>>82993213
this was made by the guys who did Veggietales. What do you think

why would a woman become a hoe
seems dangerous

>>82993466
Because most women are hoes, anon.

>>82993466
its either that or starvation

>>82991709
yeah?
>>82991741
no you weren't

>cytube isn't working for me
im killing myself

>>82993916
its lagging for me as well, try opening in a private window

>>82993916
did you try a private window?

>>82993945
>>82993936
a what?

>>82994055
A private window, in your browser

Id go to jail for Lia.

>>82994108
if you mean incognito it didn't work, this always happens with archive.org vids

>>82994292
>he uses chrome

>>82994292
its not every archive video, only certain ones

>>82994431
none of my browsers work for this, chrome was the 3rd one i tried

>>82994431
this kinda works for me

Chi was in Chicago good call

Are you going to play American Psycho after this?

creeper is a real one

Creeper

>>82994793
sex

[Sad News] Creeper ded

Who is Phase’s Creeper?

>>82995250
Eimi

I miss Lia

thinking about Hime licking Queen Bee's butthole.

>mane already has exports submitted for vtl
managersan works hard for the boys

>finally working
ty cytube very cool

>if you ever see a ghost, cut the motha fucka

>>82996373
Mintbros…

>>82996773
Lia never uses a controller, this is an imposter

>>82996818
she is also holding it upside down

I miss Lia

rat soup eating honkey mother fucker

Lia satisfies my soul.

>they rated this movie PG

If Lia gets 3D, she should dance to disco

Lia is probably sleeping and drooling on Uruka's butt

CALL AMBERLAMPS AND WHEN IT GETS HERE TELL THEM WHAT BUCKY HAS HAD

Why is Lia in the concert when she's not a singer?

whacked out on Lia

>>82999310
see
>>82979734

>>82999310
she is an ok singer and she is the best dancer in the company.

>>82999424
It'd be hilarious if after 3 years of hype over being the best dancer she turns up with a Raygun level performance

>>82999577
so long as she does better than this, it will be cash. this is the level of dancing she has to beat.

https://files.catbox.moe/w82q7e.mp4

>>82999702
You may not like it, but that is peak white girl performance

>>82999702
god damn i forgot about this

>>82999577
unfortunately because of dox, we have seen Lia dance. she is legit.

>>82999702

>>82999702
She will never recover from this

>>82999877
Go, white girls, go!

>>82991709
>>82993725 (me)
anon what did you mean, why did you ask for me?

>>83000119
he knew we were fucking and got jealous

>>83000119
you said you wanted to see the movie baka

>>83000216
yeah i did, thankyou for putting it on the first half was a little rough but i enjoyed it

>>82999702
does looms have braces on her legs like forest gump?

is this anti drug propaganda targeted at blacks?

>>83000638
gump was a better dancer than lumi will ever be

>>83000692
Yes and that's based.

>>83000872
pcp is more like this one

I wish I could go to the concert :(

>>83001531
just go then

I love Lia

lia is my pcp

[Great News]

>>83002858
>50 dollar virtual ticket
I better get on the street corner and make some money

>>83002858
>Live
hell yeah

>>83003034
shit thats the same as the IRL ticket, kinda bullshit

>>83002858
Thank God there will be a version eventually available (even if it is the high seas).

>>83002858
Beyond jewish

>>83003133
On the bright side, you don't have to travel to the festering shithole of NYC and pay all related expenses.

>>83003133
I dont give Lia more than $5 a month for membership and never buy merch, but I will buy this. It is the least I can do.

>>83003229
not wrong

>>83002858
was the offkai thing ever even on SPWN? Like before offkai double crossed them?

>>83004326
I don't think that was streamed or recorded, officially at least

>>83004326
I still want to know what Lia and Uruka were meant to do at Offkai. A part of me believes that they were meant to make their 3D debut, but they got fucked over.
That is why Uruka got the Tuebout concert for her 3D debut, and Lia makes hers in NYC with Mint. Like Sakana went extra to make it up to them.

>>83004599
Everything about the offkai thing was weird

>>83004599
We will never ever know, probably because of some nda or contract language between Phase and SPWN or Phase and Off Kai that discourages it.

If they were meant to debut at Off Kai? Then I think Uruka and her ended up coming out of it all way better.

>>83004900
offkai just isn't very professional desu

>>83005669
To be fair neither is phase. Their stand at vexpo was lazy as fuck

>there is a typhoon in Japan
sounds dangerous I am not even sure what a typhoon even is

>>83005820
it's like a limp dicked hurricane. same amount of rain but not the crazy ass winds

>>83005802
tbf did you really think they were gonna send their best set to the UK? do you have any idea how much that would cost? the uk con will probably always be the B-tier con for Phase because of that.

>>83005802
going to england is like going to africa. put up some funny cardboard stands and they will be amazed

Lia Pippa and Uruka are all probably getting wet together in the typhoon I hope the huddle together with their wet clothes off to stay warm

>>83005952
There's sending your best and the your stand just being a load of boxes marked offkai stock just thrown on the floor and then the whole payment stuff of charging people different amounts of they paid by cash or card

was sakana himself at vexpo?

i just want 1 small tiny preview that 3d lia is real

>>83006588
He was supposed to be but fucked off to japan instead. Cece and kuu were running things and some people claimed to have seen muumi

>>83006694
if Sakana himself doesnt show up to quality control the booth, then that tells you something about where his priority for Vexpo was

>>83006753
based. fuck england

>>83006753
Lets not pretend offkai was run any better. There was hours long queues all day because the booth was so poorly run

>>83002858
CAN I GET A FUCK YEAH BOYS?!

>>83006872
FUCK YEAH

>>83006694
>go hang out in tokyo
>go hang out in birmingham
I know which one I'm choosing

>>83006872
You can get a fuck off back to discord and kill yourself

>>83006822
That's not because it was poorly run but because there was not enough space and there were just that many people. Artist alley suffered the same thing.

>>83006872
HELL YEAH

>>83006981
Because it was poorly run. The queue was so long outside the phase booth because it took them like 10 minutes per person

>>83006969
You still have this hate boner?

>>83007079
That's because people were taking 10 minutes to choose what they wanted. I knew exactly what I wanted and I was there for like 3 minutes? It's not their fault everyone else was slow with their choices.

>>83007221
hate boners make for the best hate fucks. junkop knows exactly what he's doing

someone post their cock

>>83007336
vtuber fans suck and phase has a lot of them eager to show up. this is the difference. add that on top of the phase booth probably being mid management wise offkai staff themselves were low to mid tier themselves. double negative, double dollars, double ques

>>83007336
3 minutes is still a long time for them to pick up some plastic and have you swipe your card

>>83007341
Still writing Fanfictions I see.
>>83007469
Did you forget this is a straight-only thread? lia even denounced you queers in today's stream, actually terrible that you would go against her words!

>>83007716
this is not a straight only thread you stupid newfag

>>83007586
In what universe is 3 minutes considered long

The Makinst keeps stealing the last post in prior threads btw

>>83007716
>Denounced gays
Yet here you are still being an avatarfag spamming cancer

>>83007716
yet here you are, still being a gay faggot queer

>>83007843
>junkop
>newfag
He doesn't know

>>83007853
Simping for a company isn't a good look

>>83008055
I do know, he's newer than me therefore he's my bitch

>>83008064
shitting on a company for no reason is reddit. phase booth had the most traffic. I wonder why the wait times were longer

>>83008064
3 weeks ago I would have agreed. But right now this company has flown my oshi to Tokyo to get her ready for a main event concert in New York so I am drinking the koolaid for a little bit

>>83007221
That avatarfag is the biggest faggot in this thread, and that's saying something

>>83008150
Saying phase has no clue how to run things isn't shitting on them of it's true

>>83007586
i'll tell you why it took 3 minutes. please consider your average phasefag/vtuberfag
>oh man, which of my 4 oshis mousepads do I want to buy
>hey is the coffee actually good
>looking intently at the back (I wonder if any phase girls are here, I better linger and take a look)
>oops sorry my dads card was declined, please use my mothers

>>83008473
literally me

>>83008473
I say this

>>83008473
Or the fact they had barely any staff and the way they were actually handling orders was retarded as shit

>>83008254
based

Is it just me or is there a lot more bickering last time I visited?

3 minutes is not a long time per customer, fucking faggots in this thread will find anything to complain about. Make sure to bring your stop watch to all future cons so you can track the exact time like a little autistic nigger

>>83008762
Your presence has been missed unironically

>>83008762
we're havin a gaff and someone is upset at phase staff(very normal). all that lotion i've been rubbing on your skin must have made you soft. that's fine by me, I like a soft little boy like you.

>>83008762
lia is doing well so a lot of people are on edge expecting a fall

>>83009021
What the fuck?

>>83009108
tsmt

>>83008762
there should be a lot more RAPE you little fucking faggot

Lia should pull Pippa’s finger

Lia should let me stick my nose in her butthole

>>83009275
are Pippas white girl easy oven braps or Urukas hot chinese wok braps better

Lia should stop reading the thread

>>83009108
the thread is in a constant state of "we're so back" and "It's so over" and we're in a "we're so back" which means anons are expecting an "it's so over"

>>83009338
you make me sick

>>83009392
Lia does not know what 4chan is

>>83009393
you underestimate the hype right now, you aren't old blood. this is Lia in the big apple on the big stage it's life in the big city with her big assed oshi. everyone who loves Lia should be feeling it right now. we even got Lia x Uruka x Pippa offcollab. some of us have been waiting 3 years for that. it's been a beautiful week, anyone who can't see the sunrise doesn't deserve to watch the sunset

>>83004599
>Uruka got the Tuebout concert for her 3D debut
this was already on the schedule before Offkai was announced.

>>83008852
It has most certainly not

>>83009867
Why do you get so mad at JunkoP for avatarfagging but ignore Michibro, Jerrybro, and Homestuck Poster?

>>83008852
I doubt it
>>83008910
>>83009170
Some queers never change I guess.

>>83009977
you can fix me, I just need a little medicine from you. won't you help me doctor?

>>83009971
NTA he got too personal one night and talked a lot about his life. I think that's the origin point of the hatred.

>>83010161
Jerrybro did this too on several occasions and I see no such hatred directed towards him

>>83009971
He's the most obnoxious

>>83010492
>>83010161
i'm telling you it's because junkops aggressive posting style inspires sexual aggression

cmon, lets go sicko mode and avoid a 3am bake

Can someone please post their cock or balls or butthole or chubby tummy please especially if you are hairy

has there ever been a vtuber with 3d glasses 3d?

>>83011100
you just want a chubby tummy to make fun of anons later

>>83011272
No I want to beat my dick to it

>>83011391
for some reason I doubt that. say something only a real homosexual would say

>>83011471
>say something only a real homosexual would say
I want to jerk off to fat hairy men because I am gay and sexually attracted to fat hairy men

>>83011651
not even a bit of foreplay! completely on the nose!

>>83011757
I don't want to foreplay and ERP I just want pictures so you can post your chubby hairy tummy or shock off

sometimes I listen to old gangsta rap and imagine Likers as a gang

>>83012322

>>82992772
Thanks for welcoming me to the likers watchalong earlier, Dolemite was great. Sorry I couldn't stay through the 2nd one. I mentioned in cytube chat but you should def add "Big Money Hustlas" to your watchlist. It's literally Dolemite with insane clown posse and dolemite even has a guest appearance.
https://tubitv.com/movies/343050/big-money-hustlas
t. imisspippa anon

>>83012485
you can play shit from that site in cytube?

>>83012485
at a quick one click search it's on the chive in low quality. ICP x Dolemite sounds kino in my book so it's on the list for sure, arigato pipigger

>>83012654
hey don't call him a pipigger

>>83012583
you technically can with the .m3u8 link but it has a time expiration on it. i found it on the archive but it's abysmal quality. Best bet is torrent and catbox, or litterbox if it starts working again soon
>>83012654
yeah that's all i found as well. I could probably chop it up and catbox it for you all, if i do i'll drop the list of links here. If timed to transition between scenes it's hardly noticeable, at least in my experience.

>>83012740
we just watched a black people movie together, it's a sign of respect. my pipigger

>>83012811
lol it's all good liker. no offense taken.

LIA IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMgIEJpwiZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMgIEJpwiZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMgIEJpwiZs

>>83012926
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL

>>83012926
thank you brother

Lia confirms she is a teen idol sensation

UruLia my beloved

I will bake

^he bake

so toasted for this didn't expect a midnight UruLia offcollab

3D CONFIRMED
LIA IN 3D
LIA IN THE BIG APPLE

>>83013627
unless something terrible happens

>>83013453
based and same

>>83013664
I WILL CONDUCT A RITUAL, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT

Lia in a sweaty mocap suit confirmed

imagine Lia's flat butt in a skin tight mocap suit

>>83013792
would pay thousands for a whiff
>Lia hyping up spwn staff
oh boy i'm ready

Lia's dancing is so perfect that she did every single recording in a single take

>Uruka: *salivating* Lias dances were so cute
>trust me, you just have to see it
>Sakana: my idol dream is not dead

>>83014141
TEEN IDOL SENSATION

Lia sure likes Bao, I remember her commenting on Bao's thirst post of the main character of dungeon mushi.

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Not trying to shit on Lia's friends but didn't Bao did an actual flesh concert? She was wearing a mask or something but still she was in the flesh... unless I'm confusing the chuuba