/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>82962402
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>82962409
AMEN

>>82962409
Amen

Incoming Gibby T4 period simulator stream coming soon

>>82962409
Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon’s pits
Wanting to be headlocked by Flayon
Amen

>>82962570
I hope he meant to say t3 cuz jesus christ that's a hundred bucks

Gibby is a saint for not getting mad at that dude. I would never be able to shower in peace again.

Octavio tying up Jurard and licking his ear while Gibby gives the dino a pecjob with his fat, meaty tits

>>82962777
Ruze is off to the side watching them and jacking off

>>82962654
>Gibby's T4 is equivalent to Ruze and Tavi's T5
I'll pass because I'm not a bubby

the vehicle building in nuts and bolts was so kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2mWtFQvAHI

its a shame the rest of the game was kinda lacking.

>>82963564
gibby's build autism is unironically making this game seem really cool, if you just treat it like the spore creature creator and do off the wall stuff with it

I love auntie so much. What a fun, comfy stream.

>6.5 dead hours until ruze
i'm satisfied, gn mans, take care chu

sweaty baby-making sex with pilot

>>82966181
I had a dream he did a guerilla asmr stream and woke up to disappointment...

>>82962409
Amen

>>82966181
having a baby with flay would be so cute... but our child would probably be so retarded and autistic its embarrassing to think about

I can't stop laughing at this shit, Hakka and Axel were out of their minds last night
https://twitter.com/bubbleghosto/status/1823984559442034705

>>82966760
but then that just means he's gonna be forced by guilt to take care of the spaz with you. locking you together for a who knows how long

>>82967076
Flayon will leave to get milk and never come back

>>82966946
You can't just post this right after the Flayon pregnancy posts now I'm thinking about making Flayon eat my placenta

I think placenta enjoyers should get executed

minipuffins hasn't drawn altare in almost 3 months

Magni Dezmond hasn't drawn anything for more than a year

>>82962409
This thread has been blessed by Holy Awwtare. AWWMEN.

machina x flayon drew yesterday

I drew today but got frustrated and stopped

>>82968825
She's busy with comms, she still retweets altare content so it's not like she dropped him or something

>>82968936
ewwtare is everything but holy!

banzoin hakka only draws for money

axel syrios fakes his drawings

I don't have a personality all I do is think about him

>>82969291
Anon I can see...uh

>>82969291
where did you get this picture of me

terminate groombullet

>>82969372
Drew it

>>82969291
you don't have art skills either

>>82968987
BLASPHEMY!!!

>>82969905
I know <3

I fucked a Tempus cosplayer if anyone comes out trying to talk shit don't believe their words

Why do you think about cocks all day?

I blame Altare for this

>>82969291
very lickable balls

>>82970525
We love unity /here/ schizochama

>>82970833
kys

>>82970824
they must be drained…

>>82970316
because I have one attached to me

>>82970892
The only members that matter in this branch preach unity so (You) are wrong

>>82969291
How did you make this

>>82971089
i wish it was bait but faggots itt unironically say that to put down other members

unity this, unity that...
UNCHAIN UNCHAINED.

>>82970525
I think they are already a overlapping community

>>82971089
No, you dumb fuck, there ain't no food on there!

Not of our concern. This is Holostars country

>>82971322
you can check vrabi to see the overlap

Goodnight HULKA/MANS/IACS and jabroonie marks without a life that don't know it a bait when you bait a bait and bait yourself into a shitpost,fags

any shitty ms paint art requests? i can try animating too

>>82971451
Hakka shitmaxxing

>>82971293
UNCHAIN UNCHAINED CHAIN CHAIN
Hakka is a woman

>>82971451
machipits

>>82971451
Magmites sieg heiling a picture of Magni with a Hitler stache

>>82971451
Hakka and Axel pointing at a pregnant woman belly and asking if she is gonna eat that

>>82970892
chu~

>>82971451
Hakka and Axel at a 3 star restaurant being served a placenta by Altare while Shinri gives a thumbs up from the kitchen in the background

>>82971767
The faggot that ran away from nijisanji KEK

>>82970316
i saw one that was so big, i still have nightmares about it

>>82971451
octavio stabbing jurard from the back with a conductor's baton

>>82971476
I don't know what shitmaxxing is and I'm too afraid to ask

>>82972242
wait til you hear about placenta maxxing

>>82972242
Hakka every night

>>82972242
KEEEEEEEEK ABSOLUTELY PERFECT 10/10

>>82972242
KEK

>>82971520
I'm sorry anon I can't put more effort or I'll get horny

>>82972714
me on the left btw

>>82972714
HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
GASP

>>82972714
TTToTTT

Who's up for some hunger games

>>82973242
if twobert doesn’t die first in the most agonizing manner possible i’ll anti gamesanon

>>82973242
(I) will win

>>82973242
THE COMMANDMENTS ATTACK AXEL! vesper BARELY dodges prostate cancer!

>>82973476
BETTEL DIES FIRST.

>>82971575
My mouse died so I can't do more, cheers /pol/mite

>>82973476
>vesper BARELY dodges prostate cancer
Clearly rigged

>>82973555
KEK poetry

>>82973587
Thank you kindly

>>82973555
I HAD TO EDIT THIS SCREENSHOT TO FIT EVERYONE'S DEATHS.

>>82973686
IT'S A MASSACRE OUT OF PURE JOBBING

>>82973686
JOBBERS

>>82973242
>Racistmite paired with a SPIC

>>82973686
Mama...

>>82973686
Fly high jobbers When did father machina die kek

>>82973686
>Ruze, Altare, Octavio, Shinri
RESTART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>82973771
he fell into it because he was saving someone, surely, mama would never die without it being self sacrifice

>>82973686
Flayon won the 1v1 this time, nothing personal Ruze.

>>82973242
Aniki is easily winning this, again.

>>82973823
Machiroons are SO FUCKING FAT they accidentally kill auntie. /Mans/ hates HATES twobert and stabs him in cold blood.

>>82973931
>(You) snuggles with commandments
Amen

>>82973931
fucking kek

>>82973931
thank you /mans/

>>82973931
AWWTARE SWEEP? (You) BETRAY THE COMMANDMENTS?!

>>82973931
Me when a new bread is baked

>>82973991
WAIT WHAT
(YOU) ARE A WHORE

>>82973991
(You) ARE A BACK STABBING WHORE

>>82973991
Nothing of value was lost today, amen.

>>82973931
fat fuck on fat fuck violence

>>82974120
Black on black crime

>>82974067
Jurard is A FUCKING RETARD AND CAN'T START A FIRE. The commandments are finally put out of their battered wife status misery. Awwtare is GONNA DIE!

>>82974192
NOT A SINGLE VERSION OF ALTARE SURVIVES! Vesmachi will NEVER BE REAL!

>>82974192
Why does Axel want to die...

>>82974259
KEK

>>82974192
>>82974259
Well at least no one's at risk of getting raped in the arena now

>>82974259
Rest in peace.....

>>82974336
>Axel alive
>Jurard alive
>Hakka alive

>>82974192
Why did he do it

>>82973931
I know (you) were a WHORE!!

>>82974354
AWWMEN

>>82974192
This one time, thanks Pilot Autist

>>82974412
Only the dumbest whores shall survive

>>82974354
IN AN UNEXPECTED TURN, /MANS/ BETRAYS ANIKI. Flayon makes racistmite EXPLODE!

>>82974501
flayon is tired of the roon plantations

>>82974501
(You) DIE! Better luck next time!

>>82974501
>I'M GONNA SAY IT, FLAYON!
>NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGG---------
>*boom*

>>82974556
ONLY FOUR LEFT.

>>82974501
He revoked the pass that the machiroons gave away...

>>82974643
Hakkito SHITS HIMSELF TO DEATH! /Mans/ gets cozy with Flayon.

>>82974501
That's it, /MANS/ needs to die for it's sins.

>>82974710
this is canon

>>82974710
flayon is gonna get molested…

>>82974710
Flayon EXPLODES HIMSELF.

>>82974710
RAPE

>>82974710
hakkito shitmaxxed too close to the sun

>>82974803
RETARDED JOBBER PILOT

>>82974803
Only Jurard and /Mans/ are left! Fly high!

>>82974803
THE PROPHECY

>>82974803
SON OF A BITCH

>>82974710
How has this game been so accurate? I'm take it as a prophecy now.

>>82974847
H-huh? I guess Jurard....... wins??

>>82974803
New boys schizo...

>>82974934
That's it. (We) all have to kill ourselves now.

>>82974414
>>82974934
This is what we deserve for breaking the commandments every thread

>>82974934
/mans/ couldn't handle being along with Jurard...sasuga loud dino

>>82974934
BULLSHITASS GAME

>>82974934
JURARD WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

>>82974934
>Flayon dies
>/mans/ immediately kills itself
This thread has changed for the worse

>>82975012
I'm a retard I forgot the pic

>>82975012
HEY, HE WON BY GOING SCHIZO IN A COLD, DARK CAVE
AND KILLING PROSTATE CANCER.

>>82975040
still tsun i see

>>82975057
HATE MARKETING WORKS
THIS IS NOW A HEEL THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-b18k_YdCw

List of deaths for anyone curious

>>82974934
This is canon, I would rather kill myself than watch Jurard

>>82975172
Flayon blew up /pol/mite and then himself, Allahu Akbar.

Still jobbers, Holostars? It looks like some things never change. Fufufu~

>>82975603
R

>>82970525
Why do they refuse to use talent instead of liver, it's such a stupid word

>>82975603
I will never forget how the only time I've seen /MANS/ successfully ryona someone was with this bratty loli.

>replying to bait two hours later
I think /MANS/ should kill itself again

>>82975603
A

>>82975603
P

>>82975603
E

This is now a loli general.

>>82976200
WRONG. this is the holostars shota general.

>>82976200
/mans/ loves little kids, regardless of gender

>>82976200
I love cute and funny as much as I love wild and silly

>>82975753
Bettel and some tourist nigs have been ryona'd/raped successfully

>>82976265
i am going to rape this cat

>>82976318
Raping Bettel is like masturbating it barely counts

>>82976318
Are you counting the ones that chain reply instead of all replying to one post as well? Because the chain replies are like baby training wheels.

altare is retarded...

Nice Gibby stream. I wonder if the mane change being officialized is helping him. It seems like Babybirdmane could have been too slammed with other work to give him heavy guidance? Especially since he's only developing a thorough plan for handcams now, 9 months after debut.

>>82976250
Nah I hate lolis
>t.Ruzader

i will paizuri flayon

I wish I could pay for a membership tier so I get a private stream with a game of my choice

>>82977648
Gibby does it for free

I think Gavis Bettel should do another The Sims series, preferably not on The Sims 4, but this time do a Rags to Riches run.

>>82976992
I keep hearing about this, so who were the manager changes? Shiny Spicy still have Tora-mane, but beyond that I'm lost.

>>82978002
nta but Hakka implied he has a new manager

>>82977693
which tier?

>>82978131
Grooming Tier

>>82978210
so just a twitter follow then

>>82978210
ok tako

>>82977915
I think Gavis Bettel should have a rag stuffed into his mouth while I fuck him senseless

>>82978002
its just the boys who were managed by babybirdmane, so hakka and gb. now gb is under shikamane and hakka is under tokimane

>>82978002
Babybirdmane was insanely busy with VG3D prep, so her talents were reassigned around that time. Hakka got Tokimane, and Gibby got Shikamane. To me, it sounded like it was supposed to be temporary based on how Hakka mentioned it during his croc buying stream. Axel mentioned "[Hakka's] old manager" somewhat recently, so it sounds like it's now permanent.
Based on what Gibby said during ARMIS 6 month half-anni, Shikamane is MUCH harsher with the bonk stick compared to Babybirdmane.

>>82978131
discord

>>82978095
>>82978417
>>82978434
Hakka is still managed by babybirdmane but also by tokimane
>source?
menshi

>>82978595
>menshi
Okay, but which one? The timing's important here.

>>82978703
Idolmaster Side M watchalong 12 days ago
>>82064635(me)

>>82978703
August 2nd, around 6 minutes in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxUgPmPoxs

>>82978372
But his sounds are the best part https://files.catbox.moe/u7xtri.mp3

Hey, if at least one of you fags are reading this thread, play The Sims Casteway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uckjLBTAeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uckjLBTAeM
RUZE ON THE HUNT TELLY!!!

A hoontah must hoont.

>>82979217
Low fps hunt stream--my favorite!

>>82979209
I loved that game but it had so much loading screens and my disc was scratched so it would always freeze eventually

>untoasted bagel no butter no cream cheese
ruzaders your oshi...

>>82980032
He's based, actually.

>>82980032
One must make time to appreciate the plainest, most boring foodstuffs. To consider fuel solely as fuel is to--- bullshit. This guy dunks pbj in (north american) chilli.

>>82980098
Ruze is anything but based

>>82980537
Donmai, pedofile-kun~

>>82980537
Shut your mouth, I hate butter AND cream cheese on my perfectly untoasted bagel.

>>82980902
Your mother should have spit you out.

>>82980891
esl

>>82980994
My God-fearing mother would never.

The Cabitnet?
Only has one member: Altare's [REDACTED] friend, the 5th member of Tempus, the Vsinger

>>82981081
Yeah? Better than being monolingual

>>82981392
take your fanfic to twitter

>>82981453
you go back and learn some more then

>>82981579
cabinet isn't real you dumb bitch

>>82981666
kys

>>82980032
Disgusting.

>>82980032
Nothing wrong with eating a good bread

>>82980032
this take got fat fucks mad mad

>>82982315
>t. tastelet

people are already schizoposting about the cabinet and they havent even debuted yet...

okay but what if a /mans/let actually manages to get into holostars 4?

>>82982543
graduate cabinet LAZY FUCKS they don't even stream

>>82982577
we already had one in gen 2 and arguably gen 1

Ruze is a spear chucker

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1824165352156303369

>>82983109
Missed opportunity to say it was axely

Mechabirbo is so over...

>Ruze doesnt provide content for his T6 memberships

>>82983684
he's been pretty transparent about that from the start, yeah

i hate bettel

never could've seen this coming
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1824174763360784482

>>82983879
*we

>>82983879
>>82983906
This but unironically

>>82983899
The tradeoff for the unusually long stream yesterday...

>>82983899
It's Torture Bettelion week...

>>82983684
It's how HQ's t4 were, joke tier because they didn't think anyone would actually want to pay 100 bucks monthly

>>82983899
what jester duties?

>>82984258
the best duties

>>82984258
He's the town bike

>>82983899
i see magni needs to blow some jestussy more than usual

kek
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1824176542953640228

>>82984301
Stars jester duties on back burner again...

>>82984320
>"Hire a contractor to help you this time!"
Silly kois, you should know that the grind is his and his alone.

>>82984320
he yearns for the rails

>>82984258
the magcock isn't gonna suck itself

>>82984320
quick someone convince him to take up a side project to collect snow to make the trip faster

>>82982656
>arguably gen 1
yeah, all 4

Jurard and Ruze hired me for their new collab cover on fiverr

https://voca.ro/14U2sVEKXkn3

[intro: flute]
Why do you think about cocks all day?
When there are baiters to flame
Holostars question their sani-tay
With the fans they cultivate
To fulfill the prophe-say

[Verse 1]
Octavio tying Joorard up
Flayon left to get some milk for us
Rooze off to the side and jacking off
I drew today but then I stopped
I'll pass because I'm not a bubby
Eww-tare is anything but holy


[Prechorus]
Replying to bait
Two hours too late?
Not even Altare
Is that retarded

[Chorus]
Why do you think about cocks all day?
When there are baiters to flame
Holostars question their sani-tay
With the fans they cultivate
To fulfill the prophe-say


[Verse 2]
I wish I could get a private stream
But why? when Ghibby does it for free
Rooze is way too based for catalog
Don't like Joorard? Well you are just wrong
Graduate cabi-net already
You should have said it was "a-xe-lay"

[Prechorus]
Replying to bait
Two hours too late?
Not even Altare
Is that retarded

[Chorus]
Why do you think about cocks all day?
When there are baiters to flame
Holostars question their sani-tay
With the fans they cultivate
To fulfill the prophe-say

[Bridge]
Replying to bait
Two hours too late?
Why do you think about cocks all day?
To fulfill the prophe-say
Hakka's clo-akka is the only thing i can animate

[Chorus]
Why do you think about cocks all day?
When there are baiters to flame
Holostars question their sani-tay
With the fans they cultivate
To fulfill the prophe-say

Why do you think about cocks all day?
When there are baiters to flame
Holostars question their sani-tay
With the fans they cultivate
To fulfill the prophe-say

Here's a gen4 lineup
We will have
The leader who's a natural-born jobber
The singer with his stupid braided hair
The menhera artist who cannot stop yapping
The zatsudan guy with a bunch of crybabies in his fanbase
You're welcome!

>>82985009
armis already debuted retard

>>82985085
wooshed right past ya didn't it

>>82985009
that's just vg

>>82985009
i'm going to apply for the role of the menhera artist

>>82985166
that's all of them

>>82985166
Who's the menhera artist

>>82985238
fake fan. it's obviously flayon.

>>82985238
bettel, oundgacs belong in a museum

>>82984998
what the fuck kek

>>82985162
gomen I'm a little slow like my oshi

>>82985261
Kek, sure

>>82985261
Flayon's not menhera

>>82984998
already better than copium and unchained

https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1824184201043951955
Mom, Shintare are flirting in public

>>82985710
hakka could fart on his mic and it would be better than copium

>>82985587
Anon I dont watch him and even I know the only reason he hasnt gone insane is probably constant self induced cognitive behavioral therapy or some shit like that

>>82985587
You're correct

Ugh.

>>82985749
mama, now's your chance

>>82985749
Maybe I'm starting to believe... maybe they will have a Minecraft 1 on 1...

>>82986106
Watch the ending screen on Altare's stream, he talks about some plans for Minecraft.

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cpk7jVad3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cpk7jVad3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cpk7jVad3c

PENGUIN SOLDIER HELL YEAH

>>82986661
I'm sure it'll turn out as well as minecraft kingdoms did

>>82986874
focus on your stream, flayon

>>82986661
Oh I'm aware, but knowing those two...

wait so the weird noises i heard during his tsukihime streams was double audio

buttoned up today

>HE GOT KILLED BY THE 16
its not rust. its complete decay

>>82986669
>200 viewers
HOLY GRIM

>>82987535
I feel like that's every fighting game stream kek

Imagine Jurard dribbling Sorawrities like a basketball with how perfectly rotund we are

>please don't punish me i'm cute
that would have the opposite effect on everyone

>I'm gonna hurt myself
you guys told me flayon wasn't menhera...

>Ruze might have some secret collab later this week
I think jurard mentioned something similar too during his valo stream. Hakka's mystery stream?

Ruze cursed his internet...

name one StarsEN member that is not a menhera? You can't.

>>82989506
Jurard, Shinri, Hakka, Gibby, Tavi (shart fetish doesn't count)

>>82989506
How do you have menhera detector

>>82989587
>Shinri

>>82989587
>shinri
anon...

>>82989587
>Jurard
Swam through a shit river because he couldn't stand being alone for too long, destroyed his health because he is so codependent on his fans for social interaction
>Gibby
Freely admits to being parasocial with his fanbase, tears up frequently at nice superchats, cried like a baby after the japan arc because he missed them so much
>Shinri
Is Shinri

>>82989888
>>82989907
it don't count because i can fix him

>>82989124
it doesn't count if it's his kink

>>82989506
Ruze

>>82990097
you are just explaining why jurard and gibby are good oshis
are you a bettelion?

flayon is ASS

>>82990721
Yeah

>>82990721
a super soldier?

>>82991064
he is FLAT, he has NOTHING there. quit deluding yourself

>>82989506
Hakka?
Altare?
Axel?
Goldbullet?
Octavio?
You stupid fucking baka

>>82989506
Hakka.

>>82991235
HQ is the most menhera of the bunch

>>82991444
Name ONE menhera moment for each HA member that wasn’t vesper

>>82990132
no one can undo the damage that asian parents and his exes have done to him

>>82991630
my thrussy can

Axel is the most stable person in Tempus and that's saying a lot

>>82991540
Altare regularly has depressive episodes that require him to disappear for as long as he needs and Axel doesn't know how to control his emotions so when they're bad they're REALLY bad, both cause their fanbases to become worried and stressed when they get into those moods.

>>82991179
T u T just as i like it

most menhera to least menhera: tempus edition
>Shinri
>Altare
>Bettel
>Axel
>Flayon
>Hakka

>>82991780
Yeah fuck I can’t deny that, I relate to both of them so much I don’t wanna see the bad :(

>>82992197
Swap Hakka with Axel, don't get fooled by the bird

The netcode in this game is dogshit

you can tell shinri is the most menhera because he's the only one who attempts to hide it the most

>>82992355
axel gave me too much trauma with his doomer menshis to move him up

>>82992197
is this why you guys like shintare

>>82992583
It's like Hakka said
>whoever eats the quietest eats the most
>and Shinri eats quiet
https://youtu.be/zjfJ5OSlorI?t=10042
I still don't know what the hell that quote is supposed to mean kek

>>82992583
I thought flayon was the one hiding it the most? or at least he's good at handling it

>>82991179
No pancakes allowed ( ´,_ゝ`)

>>82992920
Nah Flayon is pretty open about it and how he handles it which makes him surprisingly stable despite all the mental illness

flay sweat TuT

>>82993659
i wanna lick it all off of him...

>>82992688
Bird has gone through a lot in life and still carries a lot of weight on his shoulders, it's why he always cries so much out of relief when he receives love and support from hakkitos

>>82992896
>spoiler
it's a spic saying tho I feel he used it wrong
https://www.quora.com/How-does-el-que-come-callado-come-dos-veces-translate-into-English-and-what-is-the-message-of-the-idiom

>>82993743
Yeah, growing up helping his family and raising his brothers in a spic household is what probably made him have such a mature outlook on life.

Why doesn't Shinri step up to fulfill his role as Hakka's father and instead chases after blue bussy?

>>82994265
because shinri knows he will never be happy

>>82993768
Uh... well now I know. Doesn't really fit the situation, like you said

>>82994265
He likes seeing Hakka's suffering.

>>82993768
>>82994399
Hakka is a fake latino, he spent too much time in his room consuming American culture instead of playing in the streets

i think the thing that hurts me the most from mechabirbo dying is that flay speaking spanish is extremely rare