/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

I miss you cunts.

Remember to ignore bait from angy posters.

I actually got first post in this thread. This has never happened to me before…

>>82923847
It was only a couple of minutes chumbie

my onahole

Gura is the type of girl that wipes back to front after destroying 9 toilets in 1 week, she doesn't give a fuck

>>82923881
>*Le touché*

GURA IT'S TIME FOR DINNER PLEASE COME HOME

>>82923847
C’mere you

>>82924012
Je suis une pomme de terre

>>82923987
Awww. Is cute. Giving my goombus a healthy serving of dindin

>>82923786
When is the Gura bread game on Steam releasing?

>>82924071
Lé hamboogur, chumbenay. Hon hon hon.

I'm gonna eat chocolate like the fat fuck I am...

>>82924258
Do not yield to your earthy vices.
Our will to abstain is what defines us from beasts.

>>82924258
Good Gura, gooooood girl, keep going

my goop

>>82924365
I already started eating before I saw your reply. It's over...

gyatt tail

>>82924540
Throw it all up. Now!

>>82924365
I'm trying to resist the temptation of ordering a hot and spicy chicken sandwich.

yaaaaas

Eat. Give in to your desires.

Mmmm, mhm.

>>82924870
this, but eat something less calorie dense but high in volume that'll fill you up, but won't make you fat
(like fruits/veggies, popcorn without sugar, butter or something like that, you can also always use an artificial sweetener if you found one you like.)

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>82925122
>but won't make you fat
So, whats the point then?

>have no friends on Advent or Justice
why is she such a stuck-up bitch?

I want to start play DnD but i have not played any roll based games, let alone RP games. So when i start, i need to be the coolest MF of all the nerds, i saw a cool dice on an imageboard; it was like a crystal on the outside and the inside had some cool "glitter"-y fluid swirling around, looked like you had the entire universe in your hand, where do i get one of those fuckers?

>>82925122
This doesn't work for me. I could eat a gallon of broccoli and still not get full, I have to have protein to feel satiated.

>>82925213
Fuck off pebblephile, Gura's rap section MOGGED Biboo's!!

Let's discuss how we all would bully Gura if given the chance. I would sneak a bunch of diuretics into her coffee and then glue the toilet seat shut so she can't use it giving her no choice but to use me as her personal toilet after her desire to pee overtakes her embarrassment.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>82925265 (me)
Found it, this is the one i saw, where do i buy one of these bad bois?

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>82925300
I would force Gura to drink 2 gallons of oat milk and then make her use my face as a chair for the next 48 hours.

>>82925137
samen

>>82925388
Why are you like this? Who hurt you?

>>82925265
I've always wanted to play DnD but I'm not good with interacting with random people

Gura, I'm horny! Please stream and take care of me!

Would real Gura look like this?

>>82925300
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>82925465
She would be embarrassed at first but eventually she would give in and let loose all over my face.

>>82925151
I thought the point was losing weight?
>>82925267
you can still eat meat, just eat veggies along with it to make you feel full faster, or get lean meat like chicken, turkey, rabbit, there's also lean versions of beef for example

>>82925500
Or more like this?

>>82925265
>>82925474
>I've always wanted to play DnD
same desu Idk how to start or have anyone to play with

>>82925563
Ok this one I will fuck.

Baguraette honhonhon

For King and Cunny!

>>82925265
>>82925474
>>82925616
If you guys ever happens to be in Afghanistan one day you are free to come to my place and play some DnD, it has been ages since i even wrote a character sheet, would be fun

>>82925213
Your mom

I love when men and nature comes together in a loving harmony <3 https://youtu.be/VssJ84q_j-A?t=20

>>82925803
Liar, muslims don't play dnd

>>82926076
I'm a mormon though

>>82926186
Then you still don't play dnd

>>82926186
they let you live there?

>>82926186
How much people actually convert to being mormon in Afghanistan?

>>82925990
is that bear wearing a collar?

Day 31! Give it up for Day 31!

>>82926361
We will soon become a majority here

>>82926777
I'm not religious but if mormons ever becomes a majority in Afghanistan my sides will orbit Proxima Centauri, that would be the funniest shit ever

>>82926777
I don't believe you, but that would be awesome
>>82926877
same desu

>>82926473
Yeah, i put it on him, he has a leash fetish, he refuse sex if i don't give into his BDSM kinks

Today is the last day of the DBD event. Stream tomorrow?

>>82927136
I'm gonna laugh if you're right

>>82927136
If fauna beats moonlight butterfly today, I think theres a chance of DS1 tomorrow.

>>82927491
Dead Space? gonna watch that if so

>>82927714
I'd watch dead space too but its most likely going to be dark souls

>>82927136
Gura hasn't touched DBD in almost 3 years, schizo.

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

The one day I felt up to going to class was the day I neglected to check my emaik, turns out we don't meet today...

>>82928148
thank you for continuing to post clip thumbnails, I don't know how we'd get by without you
those types bring back memories though, nothing like being abandoned and then made fun of for it by the internet at large

>>82928339
I did that once and I always made sure to check my email back when I was still in college.

Hey guys what ever happened with the person with the discord “madlove22” who said they knew shit?

>>/vt/thread/80891393#p80896744 post in question

>>82928377
Please stop replying to yourself.

>>82928432
Fuck off cuck

>>82928072
I like this fluffy goob

>>82928448
you first retard

I haven't turned off my computer's nightlight mode off in forever. My screen is really white

>>82928517

I’m just wondering. I had an interaction with them and I just wanna know if people had similar interactions.

>>82928761
Kill yourself. Cuck.

>>82928665
>SEA timezone
Yikes

>>82928801

What’s wrong?

>>82928861
how is 3pm a sea timezone

>>82928895
Your original post got deleted now kill yourself. Thanks.

I'm going to play rdr2 now chumbies. I'm in chapter 4

>>82929016
nice, hope you have fun, bud

>>82928946

Idk why it was deleted. The person deleted their discord a week or two back. Was just trying to find out how schizo they were. Like in my experiences they had all these goofy ah rrats about vtuber shit, so I didn’t know if anyone had a similar experience with them. Sorry for any inconveniences, was just trying to do some research.

>>82928861
it's tranny homobeggar from commiefornia.

>>82929070
Did you know that self advertising is against 4chan's rules?

>>82929091
is there any part of your personality that wasn't imported from /#/ and the catalog

Gura is using the toilet right now

New firefox update that shows the contents of a tab when I hover over it is pretty neat.

>>82928411
We are brothers, you and I
Dumbud brothers...

Her name is gooba and she has no booba!

>>82929380
I use librewolf so i haven't gotten that yet

>>82930196
Based fellow librewolf-using chadbud

is it worth moving from Windows to Linux?

>>82930336
If you don't play tarkov, valorant, and league of legends then its great. I made the switch this year too

Anyone else get the skate deck? Mine's pretty blotchy, wondering if theyre all like that or if i got unlucky

>>82930336
you could setup remote desktop to a linux machine for both without the VM overhead. or just ssh into a linux machine if you don't need a desktop for even lower resource usage on your windows pc

>>82929016
I stil haven't finished that game
I went burned myself out hunting legendaries for the outfits lol

>>82930735
I spent like 40 hours just hunting and fishing.

>>82928339
you should be going every day desu

>>82930479
i c i c thank you
>>82930632
very big words indeed Hm . I am computer illiterate but I will try my best to understand through vigorous research. thank you mister

>>82930887
I remember losing one legendary fish my game still registered that I got it but it wasnt X out on the map and I got upset

>>82930948
remote desktop is like a view into another PC but you can control it too. ssh is similar but you can only interact with the pc through it's terminal interface

Wife soon?

I've been looking at stuff that looks like it could be made into a figurine, came across a few neat ones. Pretty sure they're for 3D printing

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>82931332
alt coloring

>>82930911
Nah it's just one class a week, and even on days I don't feel like it I still force myself to go like half the time
Thing is that going actively hurts my class performance because then I can't spend that time on assignments and also I never learn anything from lecture anyways. It just costs me money and makes me anxious because I hate being surrounded by stupid smug people and/or foreigners, which literally all of my classmates are

>>82925213
She's literally friends with the pink panther.

...

>goes MIA for a week after getting back home
Should we start goncerning?

Borgar or chicken sandwich?

>>82933074
She's waging war on the wasps

>>82933296
the wasps being my dick and balls

Sex with a fembud.

Sex with a buttbud.

So what are the chumbies up to tonight?

>>82934033
RDR2. I might get a chicken sandwish for dindin.

>>82934033
playin more follout lundun innit. found a ghoul companion and e's really well written, good sensa huma, looks posh and has a powerful shoota

>>82934033
wallowing in despair and watching Fauna
my ytbetter seems to be broken so I can't rewind to check timers but I think she mogged the fuck out of Gura on moonlight butterylfy

>>82933074
She has to volunteer late hours at the animal shelter. Once they trust her to lock up for the night, she'll be able to get it on with the handsome doberman doggie, letting him pierce her hymen with his throbbing canine cock and knot inside her, filling up her willing womb with his seed.

>>82928432
I'm here, Girl by the way. I never give out anything because I got a lot of random crazy people digging for information to try and use to hurt people. It's best I keep what I know to myself.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>82934033
rewatching this. feels strange since it's been pretty much 2 years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-hwTE_O8WY

>>82930336
u better install gentoo so u can rice it

>>82934033
Trying to finish Sekiro

>>82934350
I also changed my name. Its best the information I have dies with me.

>>82934033
Im gonna start another 30 day drawing challenge and this time i have some friends doing it with me but i lack the motivation rn

>>82934199
>crude rifles look just like ork shootas
zoggin' glorious, mate

>>82930489
I think its an issue with the wood and/or too heavy of a paint. Still managed to do a carpet kickflip with it lol.

>>82934033
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>82935084
well yeah, but he actually has a really strong revolver

Gurass

>>82935936
SNIFFFFF

Gura cute?
Gura cute.

Gura chute?
Gura chute.

>>82936436
I wanna sniff Gura's chute, really bury my nose in there

Gura ugly?
Gura ugly.

>>82934211
Not really. She wasn't really that much better. She was getting hit constantly. It's just that she had a much better weapon so she was able to kill it much faster and skip the last phase entirely.

I stole 4 cherry tomatoes from work and ate them to be more like my oshi Gawr Gura.

>>82934211
I'm still confused as to why chat didn't backseat gura into using a good weapon.

>>82936975
when did Gura steal cherry tomatoes from work?

>>82937008
A few members in her chat were saying that the Long Sword was goated, so she decided to go with that.

>>82937061
he meant the whole gura is a massive kleptomaniac thing. the mint leaf and that bag from cover's office, whatever else im forgetting

im torn on whether gura would fight the slimes or simply let then devour her while she moaned and giggled

>>82937554
she might have given back the bag though unless they let her keep it

>>82937668
Both at the same time

>>82937759
I hope she got to chew on it a little bit at least

Into this girl's pussy my penis goes.

"Boys ARE confusing" - Gawr Gura, Bully, anno 2022. What did she mean by that?
https://youtu.be/hjdsUPEtNoA?t=823

>>82938597
Now it's getting real stupid, mouth on the BACK of the hoodie, fucking LSD-AI

Will there be any fembuds at the King's Theater for Breaking Dimensions?

>>82938835
She doesn't want to catch boy cooties

No stream tonight, i can't feel it, i can't feel HER

>>82939480
>he's not inside Gura's cunny at this very moment
ngmi...

>>82939480
I think it's time to start goncernfagging...

https://www.vshojo.com/talent/senzawa
https://www.vshojo.com/talent/senzawa
https://www.vshojo.com/talent/senzawa

>>82939590
very funny, retard

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

I know it's weird but I think summer is the sexiest season.

>>82940112
I prefer cuddling in winter

How would we even know if Gura?

>>82940231
winter is kind of seggsy too...

Are we all creepy perverts?

I needed to go to the toilet 3-4 hours ago but i have held it in, i don't see why Gura finds this so sexy, i'm not at all horny now, quite the opposite. What am i missing?

>>82940335
huh?

>>82940547
you're not a woman

>>82940646
Why does that matter?

>>82940932
holding their pee in for a long time seems to pleasure them, at least some women

>>82941112
Women are mysterious creatures

>>82940932
just look at an anatomy graph and you'll see why

>ggg believes Gura is a woman
rumaoroflspindresden

>>82941390
The bladder is pretty far from the rectum bud

>>82941506
the rectum isnt a sex organ dumbud

Are you a chumbabooey?

any of you guys start to gradually lose interest in actively watching streams during these longer breaks?

>>82941772
This anon doesn't know

>>82941782
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!! I MISS HER A LOT!!!!! WAHHH!!!!!!!

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>>82942012
yes

>>82941852
I'm just numb at this point. Too many broken promises made me not believe in anything she says anymore

>>82942012
https://youtu.be/hjdsUPEtNoA?t=4989
"Well i am as man as i ever be" (Gura do word good)

>>82941782
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because it's extra hot today and I'm melting, mommy's shark juice would really help cool me down...

>>82941852
yes, I rarely watch any streams when Gura is gone for prolonged periods of time.

Call me crazy but i get the impression that Gura didn't actually wanna stream huh \o/

chumbies, i think its time to let her go
she want to follow aqua's path

>>82942313
calm down doomer schizo

>>82943346
nta
i'm not a doomer but i'm ready to end my life when she finally leave

i'm so tired of this...

>>82943428
Could i use you as a fertilizer? Can you keel over in my garden? My currants didn't grow that well this year, i think they need some more nutrients

>>82943525
You should sleep

>>82943537
why not, as long you kill me and make it as painful as possible

>>82941852
that happened to me a while ago, my interest in and passion towards hololive is completely dead
it's now tied to her being around, if yes I'm watching other girls streams whenever I have time and listening to songs and keeping up with news, if not nah no thanks I'll pass
slight exception for Ame and Fauna but even then it depends on what's being streamed

Wait...what did I miss?
Did anyone download the art?

>>82941852
i lose interest toward hololive already, if she leaves i will leave to

Today i saw a twitter post of a girl saying "If earth was 3 meter closer to the sun we all would burn up", i answered "1) Earth orbit has a much bigger variability than 3 meters. 2) If you climbed up a ladder, would you catch fire", then she blocked me. Why do people say the dumbest shit ever? 0.1ms of internal monologue with herself would fix her stupidity

>>82943610
Elon is harsh towards lolis.

i need her..

>>82942908
>>82943191
>>82943428
>>82943525
>>82943674
>>82943609
You Guys need to watch picrel again and you will all get in a much better mood

>>82944115
:( i will try...

Chumbies I made a really tall double cheeseborgar

Gura will come back in 3 days and do a karaoke in which she will sing Duvet. If I'm wrong you can all call me a retard.

>>82945289
I'll miss it live because I'll be working, so better odds than usual I guess

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>82945289
I like duvet

>>82945289
I mean, it's not impossibl-
>Duvet
Retard.

>>82944750
sounds hype, i just had some chicken stir fry but ate way too much. learn from my mistake chumbie

>open /ggg/
>see all those cute Gura pics
Yep I still love her.
See you guys the next time she's around, try to not bite too much schizo bait until then.

>>82942313
>>82943428
>Threatens suicide like a retard but is too much of a pussy to call her out
Pathetic

>>82945289

I want to go fishing with gura and the chumbies

Gura, i made my balls bald for you

I accidentally swapped to front facing camera when i was taking a photo, holy fuck i'm ugly as sin, what do?

>>82947194
get rich

>>82947194
There isn't anything we can do

>>82947194
skill issue

>>82947331
>>82947451
>>82947479
Well geez, thanks. It was so fucking bad that i don't think i can show myself in public anymore, wtf. Okay, anyways :S FUCK

>>82947574
I'm ugly too chumbie. We are all in this together

>>82947574
lil chumbud is growing up

>>82947574
just have a personality
that's all you need

I dont think I could be trusted in a room alone with gura. I'd definitely do horrible things to her like spill the spaghetti while trying to talk to her. She would be sitting there, shy and nervous, but looks at me, and smiles politely. Id sit silently and dont say anything as minutes pass untill you hear me shout about how its nice to meet her, I would then immediately fumble and crack my voice and not know what to say and shed play it off by being nice and bubbly and cracking jokes to break the tension as she carries the conversation. However id keep going, mubling, avoiding eye contact, getting tonge tied, even mentioning my goon folder to her, shed keep trying to smile and be nice, but I would go deeper and deeper. Shed eventually be horrified by cringe and although I couldnt get close to her out of my own autism, it would feel to her as if I was breathing down her neck right next to her. She would try and leave, but she cant seem to move, she doesnt even know if its because shes afraid of hurting my feelings or if shes afraid of me. Every second would feel like an eternity as I twiddle my thumbs and sperg about nonsense. She scream internally but cant do anything, her only hope is a manager, an other holo member or stranger getting her out of there. She'd have nightmares of the occasion waking up screaming in a cold sweat, she would need therapy, shed quit streaming and I would have to kill myself. knowing I'd do this to her makes me horrified of my depravity.

>>82948085

>>82948085
K

>>82948085
time for your meds

Gura should take my meds

I think gura
I love gura

By meds I mean my semen of corse.

>>82945289
I believe it because that's my birthday.

>>82949313
Happy birthday bud

>>82949313
wao bappy birthday

All this talk about missing gura or where is she, or how shes with me. Let's have a real conversation and ask, what is she plotting.

>>82949349
>>82949555
Tihi, i lied, it's not my birthday, eggs on your faces

>>82949661
she's plotting to maintain the status quo

>>82949728

>>82949661
She desperately wants to peg me but is to shy to ask, now she is plotting how she can build a contraption with ropes and pulleys to catch and fulfill her desires

>>82949728
Hey, you're not me.
>>82949349
>>82949555
It's on the 17th, so I'm positive Gura will stream that day.

>>82949867
Happy birthday chumbie. Hopefully you don't eat any dinogura in the meantime

Why is chumbie prime streaming so much lately? Is she also graduating?

>>82949860
You can be here but not reply or talk to me? I sent you a message 5 hours ago. stay of the kat. Gura is not here trust me.

>>82950008
I dunno but I'm excited for Pikmin 2

>>82950008
gura asked her to

>>82950008
She normally streams and if she does graduate I will murder every anon and then myself.

>>82950661
I love the nyamunyamy

She's fucking dead isn't she?

>>82943465
mmm, Gura water

I always get the craving for wild game and steak when I play rdr2

>>82950978
FUCK YOU, i want duck so fucking bad right about now

>>82950661
i love the nyamunyamy too

>>82951088
That looks good. Not even the double cheeseborgar could sate my appetite.

Gura should do a Gwynetch Pavlova & make scented candles, billions of people would buy Gura cunny scented candles, or why not a Gura scented bathbomb? 40 year old bolding cumbuds is an infinite money glitch

it's going to be really funny when the edf sponsored stream drops

>>82951634
dino strong

>>82952650
Gura wants to be tied up like this TuT

Everyone cool?

>>82952902
Ye

It's raining outside so my internet may go down, it does'nt mean that i'm dead, i'll be back afterwards, don't you worry about me cumbuds. If against all odds i'm have'nt come back in 10 years, tell Gura i love her smelly gooby cunny <3

>>82952952
Will do chumbro, I'll make sure she knows you love her bushy cunny.

>>82952902
nah it's still hot...

>>82952902
subzero

these alaskabuds have it good...

Do you guys think it's a good thing that Hololive is allowing girls to openly fart on stream? And should Gura join her peers?

I'm gonna fly to Alaska and knock on Guras door and ask her for her hand in marriage. Wish me luck

>>82953522
Go away.

>>82953699
Gura have such squishy cheeks (in both ends of her body)

>>82953199
Did Gura pee her bed again?

>>82954018
>>82952650
soon

Blue wife with her girl crush.
https://x.com/its_still_kuno/status/1822620919959031932

>>82954049
That's cute.

>>82954049
I don't get it.

>>82954216
"I love you", retard

This brat is literally built for sexual bullying and ryona T u T

>>82954049
I like when people draw my wife wagging her tail when she's happy like the dog she's always wanted to RP as.

>>82954669
Oyasame

>>82954460

>>82954342
I love you too but what does it mean?

>>82954669
sleep tight buddy

I wish gutsbud expanded his services to tardbuds too

>>82954880
calm down eugenicsbud

>>82954669
goob morning

>>82954629
>always
Incorrect. Sometimes Gura wants to RP as a cat or other animals. She does not want to RP as a dog 100% of the time.

Do you think Gura also can do this with her incredible puffy cunny?

>>82954880
Easy there bud, a lot of funposters would be hit in the crossfire. If you meant in real life I'd agree.

>>82955350
What the fuck.

Shion is coming back.

>>82955386
>>82955504
That's her left hand dummies.

>>82955557
yeah we'll see, I'm not holding my breath on a return for real until the next pokemon game is out
still good to see she's not dead though

https://youtu.be/6iPJBM1xY44

>>82955577
Nuh uh, that's the power of a puffy cunny.

>>82955577
no it isn't

>>82955557
>>82955620
>>82955650

Wtf>>82945289
Is real?

>>82955557
Shion is objectively sexier than Gura.

>>82956075
Shion is object.

>>82956075
Never true

>>82954669
sharkdreams

>>82956221
true, I bet she's really ran through, now that she "found herself"

>>82956221
This is true and even more so for Gura. They're both perfect sexual objects T u T

Goob

>>82947633
I'm actually really good looking so sucks to suck I guess.

>>82947633
I'm not ugly but I'm sure most of you assholes would call me that. Crippling self esteem issues, lashing out at others. Sad

>>82957803
yeah we know you like sucking dicks, pretty boy

>>82957803
>>82957878
You both can't be that chumbie. Which one of you is the ugly fella.